--: 1 Moroni Olson "Candida" Mar. 15 CAMPUS CRIER Washington State Normal Schtiol Straw Ballot for President Vol. l ELLENSBURG, WASH., MARCH 7, 1928 No. 16 "Candida," Most Popular Number, Will Be Seen March 15 "Candida," to be presented by the Moroni Olsen players on March 15 as the last production of the season, Is Bernard Shaw's best liked comedy. Re­ viewers say, "This is a play that has stood the acid test of revival again and again, and has always come out as sparkling and fresh as ever." The Moroni Olsen players began their first circuit of fifteen towns in the fall of 1923 with this play and it is being revived this season by special request. With but one exception the cast will be the same Hear Ye! Activity lists of all upperclassmen must be sent in to the Hyakem this week or they will not appear in the annual, says Ken Miller. He asks that they be put in the slot in the Hyakem office as soon as possible. J E Advise Clubs to Arrange for Pictures In New Issue Promise Novelty Crimson W President Starts Plans For Social Event The honor rating given last year's Hyakem by the University of Minnesota journalism department is an incentive for the staff to keep up the same high standard, according to those in charge of this year's publication. Formal bor­ ders, more design in art work, and a During March and April, 1922, Mo- %trlctly conservative edition are plan- roni Olsen, Janet Young and Byron Faulger appeared in this play at the Greenwich theatre, New York. Miss Young in a lecture several months ago referred to this performance. At that time, Allison Smith, of the New York Globe, wrote, "We are most interested in the sentiments of the various ac­ tors who liave played Morell and who hate watched the soul-satisfying per­ formance of Moroni Olsen in the role. We can be reasonably certain, that no one has caught more skilfully this com­ bination of childish pettishness and ecclesiastical bombast," The characters of the boy poet, the minister and his wife, and typist pro­ vide ample comedy. It has been said that "Candida" is the first comedy written for the English theatre in the last hundred years. Sale of seats will commence at the business office on Tuesday, preceding the production. A block of 375 seats has been reserved for students. Miss Grape Continues Interest in Student Activities Although Miss Grupe will probably not be able to return to her school duties this year the students are glad to know that she is convalescing quite well and is able to sit up and walk around the room. Her intense interest in school and students has not subsided a bit during H her illness. Miss Grupe sits at her | window and watches the procession of f studsnis as they hurriedly pass by to reach class on time or leisurely saun­ ter by after the hour's work is com­ pleted. Her thoughts are often with the activities and life of the school and she has some mew plans for their im­ provement. Lombard Hall Party Will Feature St. Patrick A St. Patrick scheme will be used at the open house and party at John Lom­ bard next Saturday evening, according to Richard Peterson, social commis­ sioner. A torn* of inspection through the Building am a musioale, followed by cards at the dormitory and dancing in the gymnasium are planned by those in charge. Following the evening of varied en- tertainment refreshment® will be served to all guests. Nearly thirty couples of townspeople will foe guests of the Men's Association for the evening. ned. Longer wheel base, four wheel brakes, stream line body and Duco fin­ ish to harmonize with the costume of the owner are promised by the Hyakem staff, in a lighter moment, as features of this year's publication. Members of the staff suggest that clubs should make arrangements for the appearance of pictures in the an­ nual. Fifteen dollars, required for the appearance of the pictures may be paid in full to Rudolph Seppi or the business office. This amount may also be paid on the installment plan, the entire amount being required before the picture is placed in the Hyakem. The charge is for the plate page space and the write-up, say those in charge. Several clubs have completed their arrangements. OH AIR CLINIC IS Handicapped Youngst e r s Compete To Make Up Losses PRESIDENTIAL PREFERENCES Some of the faculty members of the JSarmai School were asked their pre t- -enoe for president of the "How's teaching?" "Just fine. Don't you find it in­ teresting though?" This is only a little of the conver­ sation you hear every day among the students that are taking their practice teaching in the Open Air Boom at the Washington School. The work of the student teachers is supervised by the Physical Education Department of the Normal School. The EUensburg Normal School is the only Normal in the United States that of­ fers practice teaching in an Open Air School. This is a wonderful oppor­ tunity for students interested in health worfe. The competition of the children to make the greatest gain in weight each week is very keen. Since these chil­ dren are not up to normal, physically, health habits and standards are em­ phasized a great deal As soon as a child, become normal he is transferred to his regular roam. The children are 150 enthusiastic about the work carried on here that they do not want to leave. Although they are pleased with gain they make they dread the Ume when they must leave. The past week the children have en- Joyed giving short talks to classes from the Normal on the different activities of their room, such as the rest period after lunch, the mid-morning and mid- afternoon lunches and the different projects carried on in regular class work. Several of the Normal students Committees for the Varsity Ball, scheduled for March 24 have been an­ nounced by Wesley Ruble, president of the Crimson W. Club. Members of the various committees are already at work on plans for the ball which will be the leading social event of the new quarter The several committees that have been appointed by the president, are decoration, Lyman Nixon, chairman, Tex Robinson, Goody Morrison, and George Galkowski programs, music, and invitations Dick Petersoil, chair­ man, Nick L&socco, Clarence Panzica, and Stanley Beck. Publicity and tick­ ets chairman, Babe Peterson, Frank Demko, Roy Stratton and Ray Jenson punch chairman, Harold Akam, Geo. Hacker, and Howard Boulton and those chosen to select the patrons and pat­ ronesses are Harold McMakin, Gerald Grant, and Wayne Tolvanen. SCINTILLATE IT United r If ®tates. Of the twenty-five chaaee- p? chosen 'members who were questioned, . •• jifj five had not yet decided, one preferred 1 remarked how clear the talks were Dawes, acd one chose Mellon, Dawes, or 1 a®d also stated that flsgr would like '^MBfepver. Five were inclined to favor j|t& take their practice teaching there f 1^"'Hoover tat desired more facte, while | because the wort seemed so Snterest- fijjfiaadrteen definitely preferred Hoover, *wg. Captain Applejack Furnishes Fun For Students And Worry for Director Once more the assembly is lighted and once more the little group of ac­ tors and actresses are learning to pivot, exaggerate and use more expression. "Why, what's it all about?" "Don't you know that Captain Apple* jack is going to come to life and re­ veal to us his secrets.—" "But hush, what's that we hear?" It is Mr. Wright's voice demand­ ing "Lush, why keep walking around that chair like a merry-go-round?" Stan Beck, alias Lush, states in a resounding voice "I am waiting for Poppy to talk to me," and continues with his merry-go-round. Poppy awaking as if from a dream -—"Ugh, were you waiting on me?" From behind the wings Violet Tay­ lor's smiling countenance greets us. We know that soon she will make her appearance. But whoa! A change has come over her. She isn't smiling now. She is fussy, agitated Old Aunt Agatha. Aunt Agatha mutters, "I don't un­ derstand it all." "Watch your foot placement. Never leave space between the ankles," shouts the director. ~ "Poppy, don't leave your foot up in the air that way," comes the voice floating over the footlights:. Soon that voice appears in the per­ son of John Wright as Ambrose. He is very bored. A lovely home scene takes place but —what Is happening? Let us look closer. Poppy, Betty Crosby in life, is trying to force Ambrose to drink coffee that he doesn't want. All that Ambrose wants is change. Ambrose sits with his head in his hands stam­ mering "Why—a why— "Ambrose, you aren't supposed to say that," cuts in the prompter. "I am too," replies the indignant Am­ brose, "I have the book here. Ill show you/' Alas * when he opens the book and finds the line he is seeking, it isn't there. Tonight seems to be a night of grief for Mr. Wright. He sits with his head in his hands. Upon the scene bursts the leading lady much agitated, in fact so excited that she faints. "Lush rashes to the front with a, glass of water." Helen Marie comes to life.- She has become very excited and shows great fear. Ambrose becomes fearful to the ex­ tent that his knees crumple under him when a loud knock is heard at the dooi. His nerve has completely gone. That's good fer tonight. STRAW VOTES In order to get the students to thinking along the lines of good citizenship, the Campus Crier in connection with the Social Science, and History Depts. is sponsoring a straw vote for the presidency of the United States. It will be interesting to watch this election to see what the popular opinion of the student body in the coming presidential battle. Any student or faculty member is elig­ ible to vote, and may do so by fill­ ing out the attached ballot, and propping it in the box in the corri­ dor on the first floor of the Admin­ istration building. The following is a tentative list of the prospective, candidates, although any other choice may be voted for: Democratic Party 1. Smith. 2. Reed. / 3. Walsh. 4. McAdoo. 5. Ritchie. Republican Party Hoover. Dawes. Lowden. Mellon. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. Curtis, 0. Norris. 7. Willis. My choice for president of the U. S. is: If he can not be elected or nom­ inated my second choice would be: IS SUBJECT OF Head of Appointment Ad- / vises Second Year Students To Teach Practice Cottage Innovation Offers Unequaled Train­ ing for Majors (By Frances Cox) Here at W. S. N. S. each student reg­ isters under a certain department and to this, his elected course of study he becomes a loyal subject, staying to a great degree within the curriculum of his department. But on the campus thdfe is one field of work that is de­ cidedly many sided—the Home Econ­ omics Department, which is under the direction of Miss Frances B. Skinner. This department not only includes certain prescribed courses, but it also reaches out and is of service to every student on the campus through the direction and administration of Student Residences, both as to housing and food or the physical side of the household. Each member of the department is also a member of the administration staff of the Student Residences of which Miss Skinner is director. Miss Ruby Hutchinson teaching foods acts also in the capacity of dining room manager Miss Lois Pendleton who teaches house­ hold management and other courses also acts as household manager while Miss Skinner through interior decora­ tion seeks to give an individualistic beauty to the places where the students must spend so many hours. Miss Cor- saut, teaching nutrition to Normal stu­ dents collaberoates with Miss Hutchin­ son by teaching to the students the principles on which the latter plans the meals. And so in these two phases—the food and shelter this department touches each student personally. The fact that the department is located in one of the dormitories aids in bringing the prob­ lems of residence into closer contact with the work of the department. Practice teaching in the Home Ec­ onomics Department is carried out in the laboratory and the Practice Cot­ tage. Of the Junior High Students, who are enrolled in the course in Home Making some are taking "Foods" and J work in the laboratory as well as go- ling over to the Cottage to serve the | meals some are taking a section of work on Personal Appearance and some are working on interior decoration— at present refinishing a set of furni- - tare for the breakfast nook at the Cot­ tage. Three Normal students who are Home Economic majors live in the Practice Cottage for each six weeks period dur­ ing their second year. The practical experience of planning meals, dofes? their own buying and budgeting falls to the lot of three. Instructors in the (CGHiiii- Kd Oa "Page IF TUT.) The securing of schools for the com­ ing year was the subject of a talk giv­ en by Mr. Whitney, head of the Ap­ pointment Service who spoke to the second year students Tuesday Getting in touch with1 "the county superintendent of the county in which the applicant lives was suggested by Mr. Whitney who pointed out that his selection of a teacher from the local county would be logical. Personal application as a favorable method whenever possible, and the in­ terviewing of the school board in April or later were further suggestions for applicants for schools. The use of friends and relatives in touch with the school board wafe another idea placed before the applicants by Mr. Whitney, who explained that the Normal school cannot hear of all vacancies immed­ iately. Upon learning of such a va­ cancy it is wise to notify the Appoint­ ment office at once, in order that nec­ essary data will reach the school board at the same time with the teacher's application. In writing the letter of application Mr. Whitney recommends liberal use of the dictionary to avoid the error of mispelled words, use of the full and correct name and title of*the person addressed in the letter, being partic­ ularly careful to find the correct in­ itials. The use of white paper and writing in long hand in order to give the reader a clue to personality were also advised. Enclose a self addressed stamped envelope, in the first applica­ tion, but no picture unless there is a great deal of certainty of serious con­ sideration of the request, Mr. Whitney further instructed the assembly. Because school elections do not take place until „the first week in March, and the new boards scarcely function before the middle of the month it is not wise to begin applying for schools before May or the summer months. The teachers now in the districts are giv­ en contracts with from thirty to sixty days for consideration and until their decisions are known, new teachers can­ not be seriously considered. Amateur Journalists Celebrate With Dinner Last Monday evening preceding the regular meeting of the Crier Staff, the. members of fthe said ststtf were present at a dinner party given in their honor at the New York Cafe. There is a considerable' amount of work involved in the issuing of the campus paper, and it has been decided to celebrate the completion of certain Those attending were Ted Kildall, Frances Cox, Elsie Hansen, Thelma Peeples, Haney LeBlanc, Betty Foley, Gunar Tranum, Eoline Sweet, Ira Over- street, Lucy Richards, and Mr. J. W. Wright. The Jester's Purse," Is Junior High Play A court jester, knightly knights, bluff King Hal, a band of colorful gypsies, a bragging constable combine to make "The Jester's Purse," junior High School play to be given March 16 at the Normal School Auditorium at 1:4£ an interesting production. The play is being given by the Dra­ matic club of the Junior High School with Miss Eleanor Leslie as director and Miss Roberta Lynch, Miss Bessie «MUMU AUU AO AOEIEV* ants. Fred Owen is property manager. The Friedrieh Kluger library of 11,- 000 volumes, one of the most famous and valuable libraries of Europe from the standpoint of the .scholar, is to be­ come an adjunct of the University of California at Los Angeles.—TT. of W. i uaiiy.
Page Two CAMPUS CRIER CAMPUS CRIER Published Weekly by The Associated Student Body of Washington State Normal School. Entered as second class matter at the post-office at Ellensburg, Wash. Alumni-—three quarters—$1.00 MAST HEAD Managing editor .Ted Kildall Associate editor .Frances Cox Contributing Editor Elsie Hansen Thelma Peeples Sports editor JHaney LeBlanc Special writers— Betty Foley, Gunar Tranum, Eoline Sweet, Ira Overstreet. Exchanges .Lucy Richards Circulation Ira Overstreet Reporters— Frances Geisendorfer, Jasper Crabb, Phoebe Chevron, Cecilia Kraut- kremer. Hazel Elsea. Student manager Rudolph Seppi An Editorial With the passing of Dr. Munson Ellensburg Normal school loses one of the greatest figures of its history. Dr. Munson came to Ellensburg at the timec of the founding of the school in 1889, and since had achiev­ ed renown granted to few members of the academic world. His work in the field of biology was monumental, and his contributions to this particu­ lar branch of science were noted the world over. As a teacher he won the respect of his fellow members on the faculty, and the confidence and hon­ or of his students. He lived to the alloted span of three score and ten, and his long life in education was devoted to the ad­ vancement of this work. Most of his career was spent in a small school in a small city because his work was there, when it would have meant great material gain to have gone elsewhere. He was a man who valued the abstract above the worldly and for txiat, more perhaps than for his scientific achievements, he Won the respect and admiration of all who knew him. There is something noble about a man who chooses to seek for truth in comparative obscurity when there is fame and gain waiting for him outside his door. We honor Dr. Munson for his standing as a scien­ tist, but it is to his memory as a man that we pay reverence today. The les­ son of his life, and the integrity of his character, have left their impres­ sion upon all students who knew him, and upon all the students who Sat in his classes during the long years of his teaching. An Editorial The recent student upheaval at the University of Washington is a study in student psychology. Nine students, angered by what they con­ sidered unjust criticism of the grad­ uate manager, seized the student body president one night, hurried him to the edge of Lake Washing­ ton, and gave him a ducking. Doubtless had the student body president been an older man he would never have given occasion for such an outbreak. And had those nine students been older men they would never have resorted to such means to avenge a fancied insult. That student body president thought he was right. He thought he was being honest and conscien­ tious, thought he was protecting the interests of the student body he was elected to serve. And in the manner of youth he threw caution to the winds in a headlong attack that did nobody good. He thought he was fighting for ideals, and he thought those ideals were being cheated and mocked. He is the kind of stuff that martyrs are made of, and cyn­ ics too. For if his ideals are broken arid destroyed he will turn to cyni­ cism. He is a good fighter, too good a fighter. He needs to learn tact, to learn caution, to learn prudence. And these things may be acquired without loss of principle. Once in a while we meet students like that student body president. Brilliant men, if they are handled right, and if they learn to adjust themselves. There is a lesson of tact, of diplomacy, of kindliness, to be learned from this incident. STROLLING PLAYER IS POPULAR GUEST AT DORM Who is he?— He is rather 'tall, of medium height, has a rudy complexion, his hair has been dark, but it is now spotted with gray, which indicates that he is ad­ vancing in years. His smiling eyes and upright posture, however, betray him, and we know that in his heart he is still a boy. Why sure! Everyone knows who that is it's our Uncle Billy Dris- coll, who comes up to Kamola Hall every Friday and Saturday night and entertains us for an hour or so with his prodigious skill in the manipulation of the ivories. Billy Driscoll plays with the Crystal Serenaders, and hails from Yakima. Ac cording to Billy he gets just as much enjoyment out of coming up to Kamola playing for us as we get out of listen­ ing to him. Besides being a good pianist, he has a wonderful voice and kiiows any number of clever songs. There is great rejoicing among the students of W. S. N. S. when our Uncle Billy comes to visit us, and when the week end approaches every one begins to wonder if he will be around. Affiliated with Ass't'd Retail Syndicate ''Buying Power of 189 Stores REDLIN VARIETY STORE Where Quality, Service and Prices Meet If Satisfied Tell Others, If Not Tell Us INTRODUCING INFIRMARY NEWS 'N Edward Ziel returned to the infirm­ ary Sunday from the Ellensburg Gen­ eral Hospital. Wesley Ruble, president of Crimson W. is in the school infirmary for for a few days. Colds have taken their toll, and Louise Carlson, and Olga Jacobsen are victims. Tlie new electric inhalent has been successful in stopping many colds in their early stages, and in checking hoarseness. Minister Answers t Questions on Movie The "King of Kings" created new in­ terest in the greatest character in his­ tory, and at the same time rebuked emotionalism, according to Reverend Sasnett of the Methodist Church who appeared Friday before the Contem­ porary Civilization class. That religion is to protect us, rather than to be protected by us was a fur­ ther statement of Rev. Sasnett, who spoke on religious subjects in general j following the answering of questions | concerning the theatrical production. Science Club Hears of Wheat Farming The planting and cultivation of wheat were explained by Ed Hall and Ted Waterhouse at the semi-monthly meeting of the Science Club on Mon­ day evening. The early stages of wheat planting and treatment for erad­ ication of germs, plagues and insects were explained by Mr. Hall, while Mr. Waterhouse told of the maturing and harvesting of the grain. Following the business meeting cocoa and doughnuts were enjoyed. Whitman College boasts that 80 per cent of the men students ars partially selfsuporting and about 50 per cent of the women. Shows that a large ma­ jority work at something else besides studies. There is a telegraph operator, a clothing salesman, newspaper re­ porter, etc.—Idaho Argonaut. —N When You Get That Lonesome Feeling call mother by long distance- hear her cheery voice ! Half rates after 8:30 p.m. The Ellensburg 1 elephone Company R. B. Wilson Co. Established 1892 NEW DRESSES FOR CAMPUS WEAR SILKS FLANNELS JERSEYS TUBS $3.95 to $29.50 Miss Frances Skinner • 9 In those regions of Kamola from whence there are wafted aromas so enticing that suggest a mad dash for Straight's, Miss Frances B. Skinner, head of the Home Economics Depart­ ment and director of Student Resi­ dence, has domain. Miss Skinner comes from the east, having graduated from Columbia Uni­ versity in 1916. Previous to her accept­ ing the position she now holds here at Ellensburg, she taught in the Home Economics Department of the Univer­ sity of Washington. This quarter Miss Skinner is teach­ ing Special Methods 6f Teaching Home Economics. This class supplements the general methods course given by Mr. Gray. She also has charge of the prac­ tice teaching done under her depart­ ment. Although Miss Corsant has re­ lieved Miss Skinner of the class in Nu­ trition for the winter and spring quart­ ers, the latter will probably take charge of this class again beginning with the summer quarter. A new course in advanced cookery, a phase of Home Economics curriculum, in which Miss Skinner is much inter­ ested, will be given by her next quarter. Up to this time, she has found an out­ let for this, her special interest, in the preparation of special banquets for not­ ed guests of the Normal that make poor students rue their insignificance when into the Little Art Theatre they peep and behold such a f6ast about to begin! L Everything in Confections Try our Lunch Specials THE BUNGALOW "Between- The Shows" THE NIFTY SHOP % We guarantee satisfaction on all the latest styles of hair cutting or money refunded. Try us! Also, Expert Shoe Shining DICK ROSS, PROP. 315 North Main Street Toilet Articles for Boys and Girls-—fresh sup­ ply always on hand and all the staple brands. OLD CLOTHES LOOK LIKE NEW Economy and good appearance go together when you send your clothes to the K. E. Pantorium Cleaners Special For March Only Student Application Photos 1 $1 Per Dozen i , * ELLENSBURG ART STUDIO 414 N. Pearl St. Star Shoe Repairing Work Guaranteed Give Us a Trial J. A. STRANGE, Prop. 104 East Fourth NEW COLUMBIA and BRUNSWICK RECORDS IN DAILY ALL THE LATEST HITS REMINGTON MUSIC COMPANY 321 North Pearl Street Ellensburg, Wash. OFFICIAL NORMAL PINS J. N. O. Thomson Jeweler Watchmaker Engraver to enjoy a chat—and a tasty refreshment Schultz's Owl Drug Store ATHLETIC and SPORTING GOODS RA&SAY HI)WE. CO. Furniture Upholstering and Refinishing Estimates Gladly Given W. J. Peed & Son Black 4321 Pearl St. and 5th ICE CREAM! We make all our own Ice Cream and know it is pure and tasty. Store The Laundry of Pure Materials You need never hestiate to send your most delicate fabrics to The K. E. 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CAMPUS CRIER Men's Dorm (GETTING ALONG WITH OTHER PEOPLE SERIES) "Peace in Johnny Lombard, good will to invaders"—so up the match strewn stairway. At the door of 211 we halt then shout out "May we come in?" AncJ since neither a nay nor a yea comes through the keyhole, in we go. Beauteous is the vision that bursts up­ on us. Chagrined, we think of our own crumb-littered cell as we behold this night den of a mere masculine quartet. From one pair of the double-decked 'beds, there dangles a Paris creation, a tie hanger. Down from this novelty (which is nothing less inspiring than a clothes hanger) hangs a conglomera­ tion of ties—ties that should be down in history and should be held in rever­ ence rather than about an Adam's ap­ ple. As for the beds themselves, they furnish us many a clue as to the hours kept by the inmates. Prom every evi­ dence these two-storied abodes of dreams have been undefiled by human touch since they were found made the first day of the quarter. Such are the means employed within this domicile of preserving a work of art! With our backs still to the door we continue to focus straight ahead. A light bursts upon us as to the theolo­ gies of your absent hosts. The two saf­ ety razors glistening there on the win­ dow sill proclaim to you that no mem­ bers of "The House of David" are an­ chored within. But just to one side there hangs a motto—"Pray the Prayer the Easterns Do"—evidently someone hails from the east and is out cam­ paigning for his cause. And now for dresser inspection! Judging frpm the array of hair tonics, the one to the right is none other than Jakey's and Haney's. Sur-lay, Hair Tonic (this explains Jakey's shining tresses) Conco, Live Tonic for Bald Heads, (we anxiously hope that it is not too alive!) and a bottle of Jeres Rose Water—all these for the good 6f two thatches! Settled among, between and around these means of dome culti­ vation there reposes can after can of talcum—"Vanity, vanity—all is vanity" —thus sayeth we as upon the exhibition we gaze in righteous envy. Almost crowded from the territory are the fair damsels who hold right of way in this domain. To appease them, tufts of as­ paragus (relics of the Colonial Ball) have been drooped about their—rep­ resentations, and so they smile on amid the talc and sundry hair tonics. And now for the study room—rivalry manifests itself on the walls—a Pine City pennant versus the Spokane com­ patriot are the murals. And apparently someone is sunk in the deeps for drap­ ed in a green scarf hangs "At the End of the Trail"—So await the funeral, you vultures in quest of excitement, one Victim is even so generous as to pave the way by advertising his demise. One side of the room is evidently dominated by Red, for football stars are plastered about in swamping arrays. Prom his allotted pew Babe Peterson gazs at the opposite side of the table Where reposes a maiden frequently seen promenading on the campus—and be­ hold! There on the study table sets with deadly finality, a pair of book- ends and what are they but The Thinkers J Nay, the day of miracles has not passed if Red's gray matter lias descended to such levels. Protect- ingly near the book-ends there is a stick instrument that upon a second observation proves to be nothing other than a disguised pipe. A little more camouflaging and all's well, Gunar! Over the transom there hangs, a drooping hunting hat and just to one side of the door stands a pair of black oxfords in readiness to be jumped in­ to. Undoubtedly this parking of shoes near the door is a habit of the one who "Prays the Prayer the Easterns Do!" But the hands of our watch warn us that delay will be fatal, so we turn and make ready to flee. But before we leave this, the haven of the stud­ ious, we gaze upon an area of printed matter that informs us that Haney Le Blanc has been appointed to the 130 aerial squadron of the United States of America. We've always sus­ pected that Haney was a little flighty and here are our suspicions verified like a warning of scarlet fever! As we make our retreat, we catch a glimpse into the clothes closet and be­ hold a line up of from ones to tens all in progressive order. Then still pond­ ering on the domesticity of the inhab­ itants, we close the door behind us. Thus does 211 go down before the onslaught of foe and thus is its state of superhuman orderliness the cause of suspicious wonderment. Kamola (GETTING ALONG WITH OTHER PEOPLE SERIES) NO "SALES * LOWEST PRICES EVERY DAY A Mtr/ON-W/DE tN&rnvnoN- where savings are greatest9 9 EVERY STORE A LOCAL ENTERPRISE Many tales have been told of the peo­ ple who knew their art but when it comes to room inspection Miss Pendle­ ton is in a class by herself. Tryihg to persuade her that we did hot Want a mOdel room for our brief inspection at Sue Lombard was like trying to per­ suade her that your room is not clean due to lack of time. We mounted the stairs and found the designated room to be 262. We en­ tered with a gasp. "Tliere isn't a thing in here" we murmured, secretly enter­ taining hopes (try and get them. realiz­ ed with a house inspector around) Of seeing a room with at least a pin out of place. "That's just the reason it is a model room", replied Miss Pendleton. Our next task was to set about a rigid in­ spection which was both pleasing and disapointing. Ah! Now we find it! On the right hand corner of the study table (that's what they call it) between two book ends, is a thick pack of letters. With one exception they all bear the same post-mark and run on successive days, one each day. Evidently Mollie Fitzell has a good friend (girl) who takes care to be prompt in the matter of correspondence. Attempts to learn more of these letters is foiled due to the presence of Miss Pendleton. The opposite corner of the study table is taken up with two books and an auto­ graph album. Some of the signatures are interesting even if they would not look well in print. On the whole the room is hopelessly perfect so we enter the closet with no better results but with fair better prospects for startling discoveries. In addition to a collection of art goods and art, good, bad, and indiffer­ ent, the closet contains various articles of feminine attire, most of them strang­ ers to the masculine glance. The millin­ ery department contains three hats, only three, for which some father is un­ doubtedly thankful. We start to count the number of dresses, and had reach­ ed 27 when Miss Pendleton thought our' research in that direction had gone long enough. So we turned our attention to the dresser, standing at the right of the door as we entered. The top is in perfect order, displaying a marked shortage of the usual femin­ ine toilet articles. However, we found a bottle of "Kutch Sandalwood," an atomizer, and two or three unlabeled bottles, contents unknown. We removed the corks and sniffed questioningly, but the olfactory nerves failed to reveal the nature of the contents. Opening the doors at the bottom we find shoes, roller skates, slippers, and a can of Dutch Cleanser. Just what use the latter has in a room where signs of dirt are as remote as Hong Kong We cannot ascertain. An inspection of the dresser drawers reveals, ah, er, ahem— and behind the dresser we find a ten­ nis racquet and a pair of hiking shoes. These are the famous boots that travel­ ed 16 miles in an hour and a half. The shoes, however, were not alone at the time. After a final gaze about the place we depart, Miss Pendleton remarking "what an opportunity for some young man!" And so, blushing violently, we make our escape. Ira Overstreet II II DELICIOUS PASTRIES for Picnics and Hikes Students Welcome In Our Kitchen Swollen Jaws Keep Stage Quiet UNITED BAKERY H CrtAS. K. LINNE, Prop. H 3l3 North Main Street Phone Main JOB IllllllllllllllllllltlllllllllllllllllllllllllllH An actress with the mumps. A stage vampire With swollen jaws, and nO in­ clination towards vamping. In this sad predicament is Miss: Helen Marie Olson, who is to take the lead in "Captain Applejack." But even though mumps are no respectors of persons or plans, they are soon over with, and Miss Olsen will resume her practicing with the cast as soon as she is (entirely recover­ ed. IMPE King of Cleaner PHONE MAIN 47 310 N.PINE ST* ' ELLENSBURG , WASH. New York Cafe it 99 Sepeial Room For Ladle* and Escorts COLLEGE GIRL CORSETS VENETIAN HOSIERY DEPARTMENT STORE THURSDAY ONLY Ellensburg High School Presents "FIRE PRINCE" An Operetta Seats On Sale at Elwood's FRIDAY ONLY Ellensburg's Finest Style Show By CRIM'S Also Virginia Valli in "Ladies Must Dress?'—Adm. 10-30c SATURDAY ONLY" "BABY MINE" with Geo. K. Arthur and Karl Dane The greatest laugh special of the year—10-30c SUNDAY-MONDAY Two Features Warner Fabian's Daring Story "SAILORS* WIVES" With. Mary Aster and Lloyd Hughes, also BILLIE DOVE in "STOLEN BRIDE" Adm. 10-40c This ad and 30c will admit Nor­ mal Students on Sunday or Mon. BLOCK'S BOBBING SHOP Lv Ellensburg for Yakima *7:30 a. m., 12 noon, *2 p. m., *4:30 p. m„ and 6 p,m. Lv. Yakima for Ellensburg *7:30 a. m.. 10:30 a. m., 2:30 p. m., *3:45 and 6:80 p. m., except Sunday when 7:30 p. m. Lv. Ellensburg for Wenatchee (via Vant­ age) 9:00 a. m. and 4:00 p. in. Lv. Ellensburg for Cle Elum and Easton *12:15 p. m. Lv. Cite Elum for Ellensburg *3:00 p. m. Lv. Easton for Cle Elum and Ellensburg *2:15 p. m. •Daily except Sunday. Telephone Main 14 • - A Washington Motor Coach Co.. Inc HOLEPROOF For $1.00 - $1.50 • $1.95 Farrell's ELIZABETH ANN CHURCHILL'S Permanent Waving Marcel Waving Finger Waving Facials cmd Scalp Treatments "Where you are always assured of quality work and personal service" Balcony, Elwood Drug Store PHONE RED 4112 Capital Avenue Green House Good Assortment of Cut Flowers and Potted Plants Phone Hsh 291 J Expert Shoe Rebuilding Don't throw your goloshes away, have us repair them First Class Shoe Shining Parlor Schultz s Shoe Hospital Normal School Students, visitors and visiting teams always find a cordial wel­ come at— HOTEL ANTLERS Ellezusburg's Leading Hotel V- DELUXE SERVICE STATION of the Wallace Johnson Motor Co. Operated fey Former Normal School Students Wheeler's Book Store Headquarters NORMAL BOOKS AND SUPPLIES 417 N. Pearl tS. Latest Styles Hair Cutting OWL BATHS B E CASTOR, Prop.
••:K • y Page Foui CAMPUS CRIER IN FINAL TILT • ,fe- . • Swanson and Thomas Star In Closing Game Year­ lings Win In Last Half After being outplayed throughout the first half the U. of W. Prosh came back •with a thrilling rally in the last period of the Friday's game that left the Crim­ son and Black team on the short end of a, 31 to 20 score. The Wildcats started in their usual style of taking a four point lead in the first few minutes of play. The Washing­ ton Babes rallied until the score was eight all, a long shot by Rodgers put the Normal back in front, a lead which they increased to 15 to 9 at half time. Thomas was leading the Wildcats of­ fense with three field goals. The U. of W. yearlings play was ragged at times, frequent fumbling marred their,play. The Washington Babes started the second half with a heart breaking Spurt that the Wildcats could not stop. After six minutes of play they took the lead 17 to 16. Perry's speedy floor work and won­ derful dribbling carried the ball into scoring territory, then a pass to his lanky teammate, Swanson, nearly al­ ways counted for another two points. The Wildcats could not break through the Freshmen's defense, being forced to resort to long shots. Lewellen replaced Thomas early in the last half. Jensen who did not start because of a bad cold, replaced Knoell, but the Frosh could not be stopped. Swanson was high point man with 13 tallies, while Thomas lead his team­ mates with nine. Perry's speedy floor work was the feature of the game. Final score, 31 to 20. NORMAL F F - C & G Subs. Rodgers 8 Thomas 9 Morrison Knoel McMahon 1 Iiewellen 2 Jensen Referee—Cook. Scorers—Elliott and McPherson U. of W. Terwileger 8 Perry 6 Rutherforw 3 Wentworth Swanson 13 Galbraith 1 Townson •• Home Found For Much Abused Athletic Managers AtMeiic Managers at W. S. N. S. in the future, are to have a home unless trough "Buck MusgrovCs logging op­ erations the doorway becomes blocked. The room just off the men's dressing Toom in the basement of the Ad Build­ ing has been fitted up, and will be used for the Manager's Office. A new system in the handling of ath­ letic equipment is being inaugurated by Coach Sandberg, beginning .with the !Spring football season. All football Suits will be turned in to the Manager's Office every night, and in return the players will be given a clean towel. This towel will be the- player's check for the return of his suit the. next day. The suits will be cleaned, repaired, and dried daily In this way loss, wear 'find tear of equipment usually due to ^•careless individual handling can be cut down to a minimum, thereby saving many a "sheikle" for the A. S. B. The Athletic Manager will have two assist­ ants during the spring football, base- and track seasons. SMOKE HOUSE Completely Remodeled HOT LUNCHES POCKET AND ENGLISH BILLIARDS AH POPULAR MAGAZINES l W. F. WEBSTER Kodaks We Do Developing and Printing Bosiic's Drug Store 107 East Foarth St, Thirty-One Men Out For Spring Football Spriiig football practice for the 1928 season began in earnest Monday night, with a turn out of 31 candidates. Tues­ day morning heard many a moan and groan as members of the squad rolled from their beds and attempted to get complaining muscles started for the day. Hard work and plenty of it 4s to be Coach Sandberg's program for the five weeks' session. The first week's work will consist of the fundamentals of handling the ball and line play passing, catching and kicking the ball, and tackling, charging, blocking and line plunging. "Sandy" had his men start running plays the first day of practice. In addition to the daily practice, there will be two night sessions a week, devoted to "skull practice." Two Games Played in Men's Tournament Only two games were played during the past week in the men's basketball tournament. The inability to get the use of the Y gym has caused the play to drag. With the completion of the regular basketball season, Sandy In­ tends to clear up the final games with a whirlwind finish. In the play this week the Women Haters eliminated the Shamrocks, 23 to 21, while the Bull Whackers put the Thundering Herd out of the running in a close game, winning by one point, 19 to 18. COMING EVENTS Men's Social Hour .March 10 Commencement Exercises....March 15 Moroni Olsen Players In "Candida" March 15 Varsity Ball March 24 Junior High Operetta. March 29 Costume Dance March 31 Captain Applejack April 13 Captain Applejack. April 14 County One Act Play Contest in Normal Auditorium April 20 Intermediate Grade Concert May 4 All Valley Track Meet and Senior Day May 5 Operetta "Katinka" (Mat.) May 9 Operetta "Katinka" ((Eve.) May 10 Dance Drama May 17 Dance Drama .May 18 Play in Auditorium .May 25 Play in Auditorium.. .May 26 Alumni Day. June 2 Baccalaureate June 3 Senior Class Day June 6 Commencement Day June 7 Some students at Columbia Univer­ sity have a novel way of earning mon­ ey they exercise the millionaires' dogs for 2 cents an hour, sometimes chaper­ oning four dogs at a time.—U. of W. Daily. Home Management Department Objective (Continued From Page One.) Home Economics Department take turns living in the Cottage with the girls, giving them the advantage of advice and suggestions in regard to problems that arise in the Cottage. Likewise do these three majors have training in entertaining. For instance, during the Inter-city meeting of the Rotary Clubs, the Rotarian women were guests at a tea given in the "Cottage. Some one person or persons are enter­ tained at dinner each week. T&ere are about 35 persons enrolled in the Department at present. These, individuals should complete three years! work to become teachers in Home Ec­ onomic with a special diploma. However these majors may receive their regular diploma after the two year course may teach in the regular elementary subjects and then may return and com­ plete their major course later. Miss •Skinner in speaking of majoring in Home Economics says, "The important thing is that if a student wants to major in Home Economics, she should begin majoring at the beginning of her work here. Then over a two or three year period die will have the oppor­ tunity to take her chosen line of work and will thtis be able to have a more complete course." Book-Ends Lamps, shades and other articles to make tlie stu­ dent's room more attrac­ tive are at Fitterer Bros. HOME FURNISHERS We Feature MARION PRINCE GARMENTS You are assured of absolute dis­ tinction in these frocks. Formfit Garter Belts Attractive New Garter Belt at $1.00 Made with satin band and novelty w§b supporters. Many new numbers in Formfit, Girdleieres, Girdles and Brassieres. NEW shades in Phoenix and Rayon full fashioned pure silk stock­ ings. Ourroughs C D409 N. PeMt Street k/ tores INC. Ladies' Leather Heels .25c Ladies' Panco Heels 25c Ladies' Rubber Heels .40c Independent Shoe Shop G. NOCCHI, Prop. ELLENSBURG, WASHINGTON We Clean and Dye Shoes We Guarantee Our Work Your Health Bubbles Bottled Beverages Proffesional Kodak Finishing Use Only Guaranteed Films—We Sell Them PAUTZKE'S Master Photo Finishers v. _ Coal Dry Slab Wood Tum-A-Linn Limber Co. Phone Main 98 Assortment of Good Shades T. T. A Good Place To Bank The Washington National Bank DR. S. M. FARRfcLL DENTIST Olympia Block Main 147 r Comer Fourth and Pearl Men's and Oothing and Men's • • Chad's Barber Shop Shampooing Hair Bobbing Normal Students Welcome H. M. CHADWICK, Prop. 103 W. Fourth St. DR. JAMES H. MUNDY DENTIST Olympia Block Phone Main 96 Hotel St. Regis Strictly Modern DR. WM. UEBELACKER DR. F. H. GUSTTNE DENTIST Over J. O. Penney Co. Store 11195 -N DR. R. A. WEAVER Sporting Goods and Electrical Appliances EHenstrarg Hardware Co* 411 N. Peari St. Everything Electrical Electric Supply St Fixture Co. RAJLPH WISEMAN 111 East Fourth Street Leffin g we IPs! FURNITURE REPAIRING Phone Blade 8681 Ostrander Drug Co. Agents For Owl Drag Co. Products "V Ellensbuig Transfer Co. Fifth and Main Phone M. 59 I THE FARMERS BANK Capital anfi Surplus $156£6ft -J HARRY S. ELWOOD Prescription Drnggfst Phone Main 55 J Fulton Construction Co. AroMteeture asg TfrwSiaw 215 West FobtQh Street •r Zetzsches Art Shop Pictures - Framing Greeting Cards ans Artist's Ssppges WADE Sc CAMPBELL Paifttsssg- and ICalaniWBiwwg SERVICE OUR MOTTO Valley Ice & Fuel Co. SaTS. A. SshaiiiiO 'raTaiSa gg CARTER TRANSFER CO. Phone Mara SI