W.S.N.S. 7 Washington State Normal School W.S.N.S. \ I Cheney 2 Vol.! ELLENSBURG, WASH., APRIL 11,1928 No, 21 T Question of Whether It Gan Qualify As Profession Is Raised Of interest to Ellensburg Normal school's embryo teachers is the talk given by Miss Cornelia S. Adair pres ident of the National Education as­ sociation in Spokane at the Inland Empire Teachers' association meeting last week. Addressing the Inland Empire Edu cation association, Miss • Adair raised the question whether teaching can qualify as a profession, and thejn dis cussed some of the obstacles to its recognition as such. Requirements of a profession Miss Adair defined as "first, a dominating motive commbn to all who are en­ gaged in the work, other than per­ sonal gain second, specialized train­ ing, enabling the member of the pro­ fession to do that which he professes better than those who have not had this training, and third* a license grant­ ed by the state in ordfer .to protect the state's citizens against the ravages of the incompetent and untrained. "But granted that teaching has all these requirements," she continued, "it will not be as effective as it ought to be until it is made attractive. No profession can be effective if it does not attract to its ranks a fair propor­ tion of the best minds of each gener­ ation. The joy of service and the op­ portunity for immediate contact »with living, budding, aspiring souls makes teaching attractive to many young men and women of strohg character and rich promise, but they often resist its enticements because of its handicaps. They resent the lack of prestige which the school teacher suffers at the hands of the public and. they fear the hazard of uncertain tenure and a penniless old age. "The public must be educated to an appreciation of the dignity of the teacher's work certainty of tenure must be secured for successful teach^ ers adequate retirement allowances must be provided for those who have given their lives to the service of the schools, and salaries for trained teach­ ers must be sufficiently" high to jus­ tify promising young people in mar king the necessary investment of time and energy required for a thorough preparation for the work." As evidences of progress toward these goals Miss Adair cited the fact thta laist summer more than a quar­ ter of a million students took teacher training courses, and the'increase in membership of the National Education association in 10 years from 8,000 to more than 170,000. Coming Events Captain Applejack Ajiril 17 Captairi Applejack" April 18 One Act Play Contest in Normal Auditorium ....April 20 Children's Coricerf, evening. .April 24 Campus Day April 23 W A. A. FroliC. ... April 28 Kindergarten-Primary Con­ cert, afternoon .May 1 Intermediate Grade Concert...May 4 All-Valley Track Meet and Senior Day .May 5 • Operetta "Katinka" i^atinee..May 19 Operetta Katinka, inatinee May 9 Operetta katinka, evening ....May 10 Ffeshtfien Frolic : ...May 12 Dance lrama ...May 17 Dance Drama .May 18 Tri-Normal Track Meet. .May 19 Play In Auditorium May 25 Play In Auditorium ,May 26 W. A. A. Banquet. June 1 Alumni Day June 2 Baccalaureate June 3 Senior Class Day .. June 6 Commencement Day .June 7 Junior Hi School Play Brings Light Opera to School In Production Works of Fiction arid Poetry By Noted Authors Are Some of the current books received by the Normal school library since the beginning of the year, are as follows: "The Ugly Duchess"' and "Power" by Peuchwanger. "Etched in Moon­ light" by James Stephen, and ''Rivet in Grandfather's • Neck" by James Branch Cabell. "Island Pharisees" "Escape" (a play) and "Castles in Spain' (essays) by John Galsworthy. "The Mother" by Deleddo, and "We" by Zaniiotin. "Peter Whiffle" by Carl Van Vechten, "Red Sky at Morning" by Kennedy, and ''Vanguard" by Arnold Bennett. The "Secret of Father Brown'' is another volume of Chesterton's de­ tective stories. Further books by well koi.'wn^ authors include: "Charlotte Lowenskold" by Lagerlof, "Oil" by Upton Sinclair, "The Counterfeiters" by Andre Gide, "Tristan and Isolde" by Bedier, "Jennifer tiorn" by Elinor Wylie, and several works of1 poetry in eluding "Color" arid "Copper Sun" by the negro poet Countee Cullen. Mase field is also represented by the volume "A Sailor's Garla-nd." "Father Brown" is another volume of Chesterton's detective stories. Further books by well known authors include "Charlotte Lowenskold" by Lagerlof, "Oil" by Upton Sinclair, "The Counter­ feiters" by Andre Gide, "Tristan and Isolde" by Bedier, "Jennifer Lorn" by Elinor Wylie, and several works of poetry including "Color" and "Copper jSUn" by the negro poet Countee Cul­ len. Masefield is also presented by the volurafe "A Sailor's Garland." Extra copies added include "Giants iii the Earth" by ROlvaag, "Jolna" by de la Roche, "Sofrel and Son" by War­ wick Deeping, and "Presidential Years" "Certain Rich Men" and "Some Amer­ ican Ladies", all by Meade Mirmiger- ode. 1 TICKET SALE The ticket sale for Captain Applejack will start today at the business office. Performances will be Iff the Normal school Audit­ orium on April 17 and 18. Rehearsals early and late are bringing the performance to a point of excellence. Ahoy! for the life of a sailor "lad! "The Jolly Tars" a nautical operet­ ta in one act, given by the Junior high school under the direction of Miss Ethel Miller, Thursday evening, April 8 in the Normal School Auditorium, carried the audience into a distance far remote from the life of an inland town. The scene of the operetta was on board the U. S. Battle Crusier "Monas kan", anchored at port in Dover on a certain afternoon before sailing. The gallant looking officers on board Frank Putman, Arthur Crowe and Ray morid Runner, the good Genii of the ship represented by a group of girls dairitly dressed in ballet costumes the sailors with their spotless uniforms arid the lady visitors on board, made a truly colorful and interesting group of ac­ tors and actresses. Donald Dunbar as Peter Padgett, an orphan desiring to join the navy but feeling he could not do so without a mother to leave ljehind, made his aud­ ience feel all the pathos of being an orphan. The far from amateurish nods, wfiiks and hudges of Albert Norchi, as Captain Salt the olc^ sea rover, and Frank Putman as Captain Curry en­ hanced the production greatly. Gladys Leonard, as Mrs. Davis the chaperon for the young visitors, sav­ ed the night by adopting Peter Pad­ gett and thus allowing the audience to leave with the comfortable feeling that the hero was happy. Solo numbers by Donald Dunbar, Al­ bert Nocchi, Frank Putman, Athur Namoi Edwards, Gladys Leonard, and Crxrore, Raymond Runner, Elmore West, Charlotte Wager were very well done. A. realistic settihg with boat railings, canhbns, gang planks and other boat equipment Was set off by an artistic bsMskgroraid of blue curtains with many shades of light reflected tm them from above Miss Skinner and Mr. Hogue hatd charge of the stage setting. Others who were responsible for the success of the operetta were: costumes, Miss Dorrell dramatics, Miss Leslie financed and advertising. Miss Cham­ bers orchestra, Miss Davies, Miss Hale, and Mr. Beck lighting J. W. Wright, Fred Owen and the student teachers assisting, Bernice Taylor, Vaneta Wil­ liams, Gwendolyn Rublin, June Lock- wood and Nick Losacco. Director Announces That Three Appearances Will Claim Much Interest Music, Dramatic and Physi­ cal Education Department Present Students Grand Coulee Trip With Mr. Beck In Charge to Join Local Group on Jaunt Infirmary News ! Ina Edwards spent the week end in the "rest" ward, returning to classes Monday morning. Avis Keller is the latest addition to the infirmary. JohnW. Wright returned to "civilian life" Thursday after a prolonged, vaca­ tion, with Mr. Mumps as a traveling companion. Aftr,being postponed twice the much talked' of Grand Coulee trip has been set for April 13, 14 arid 15th. George Beck of the Science department will have charge of the trip and will be ac­ companied by Leo K. Couch, head of the state predatory animal department, under the U. So biological survey. The Mt. Stuart club has definitely decided not to make the trip at this time. Those making the trip, will ac­ company the party being formed by the Ellensburg Chamber of Commerce. Any students desiring to go may make ar­ rangements by informing Mr. Beck im- iiieuictoc. The party will leave Friday after­ noon and return Sunday, A charge of $5 is being made to cover transporta­ tion MNCERMNO PROFESSION, QUOTING MANY By Ted Kildall Once there' was a reporter who needed news. Now this same reporter had often wondered about, the life habits and, mental equipment of the genus school-teacher, and he decided to combihe the two facts and observe the results. So he went over to the training school, and snooped about in the sly, slinking way that: reporters have. In addition he interviewed a great many people, which is also a hab­ it peculiar to reporters. And he gath­ ered that school-teaching is a vile, low profession, espoused only by morons and the mentally deficient. Ke also learned that the common American child is a creature that is somewhat of a cross between an orang-outang and a professional outlaw, and that a room supervisor is a being possess­ ing all the instincts of the Borgias. The Borgias, you remember, were those Italian gentlemen who would invite a guest to lunch and drop poison in his wine with a smile of pure delight. On the whole, after talking with various student teachers the reporter decided that all his suspicions concerning school teachers Were justified. SO he came back and wrote his story, and lest he be prosecuted for libeling the profes­ sion, he decided to give the names of all those taking practice teaching in the Intermediate department, from whom he had secured his information. Here they are: Ethel Lear, Wanda Johnson, Lucile McDonald, Katherine Inmon, Laura Ogle, Holly Purcell, Rosene Bowerly, Miriam Jones, Neva Clark. Lauretta Ridoiit, Mildred Fedderly, Mrs. Swart- out, Virginia Dickinson, Asina Chris- tianson, Barbara Leonard, Eleanor Mc- Kenney, Lola Nelson, Marjorie Robbie, Millicent Jones, Ethel Hays, Nora Waite, Gerald Fox, Harriet Johnston, Lyman Nixon, Hubert Wheeler, Louise James, Elizabeth Herold, Walter Wild- ey and Margaret MacLennon. The production of "Captain Apple­ jack" will be the first play given at the Normal school, where the cast makes use of phonetic English as taught by Oxford and Columbia uni­ versities. A spirited cast showing responsibil­ ity and dependability is looking for­ ward to a chance to ekpress something interesting and worthwhile, according to! J. W. Wright, director. The staging and lighting will be exceptional a well organized, capable stage force under the direction of Harold Wernex will handle the production. The other members of the stage force are Arthur Short, Hugh Templeton, Wayne Cline- sfnith, Charles Wilson and Lowell Haw- ley. The business end of the enter­ prise will be jnanaged by Manuel Le- anardo, assisted by Beatrice Keah, and Evelyn Robards. Lucy Richards is act- ting as assistant director, arid Eoline Sweet is doing the prompting. Rhitta Barnes is cdstmne mistress. As a play "Captain Applejack" could hardly be surpassed in popularity if produced by seani-prpfessidnal play­ ers. It is unusually "vtell written for a mystery comedy, and is essentially a romantic drama embodying a well con­ structed plot of mystery, romance arid color. The climaxes and the holding arid increasing of interest until the last moment of the play is an outstanding achievement of the playwright. It has been very successful on the professional stage, enjoying a long run ori Broadway, and was popular wher­ ever it played. It was also made into a splendid motion picture known as "Strangers of the Night." The5 cast is working hard and will be fully prepared for the opening per­ formance. It is the opinion of the di­ rector that "Captain Applejack" is one of the best plays, combining enter­ tainment and educational values, that the school has ever produced. The road tour schedule will be an­ nounced immediately after the home production, which will be held in the renovated auditorium. Trained ushers are to be on hand to care for venti- latiqn, and to insure the comfort of the audiences. Mr. Wright believes this production will greatly exceed "Three Live Ghosts" in entertainment value, and that it - will be the most popular per­ formance of the year so far. The first performance will be a chil­ dren's matinee, on Monday, April 16, at 3:15, followed by two evening1 perform-, ances oh Tuesday and Wednesday, April 17th and 18th. The ticket sale begins today, and a full house is ex­ pected at each performance. Students may obtain their tickets at thfe business office, while the towns people may se­ cure tickets at Elwood's drug store. Student tickets will be 50 cents and those for towns people will be sold for 75 cents. A combined program of musical and dramatic events will be given when the P. E. O. chapter of Roslyn arid Cle Eflum present tonight at Roslyn a group of performers from the Normal school. "The Man in the Bowler Hat" will be the one-act play presented by the department of the drama. Lannes Purriell, Peggy Holdried, Mayme Wells, William Webster, Louis Claypool, Adolph Roth and Hugh Templeton make up the cast. Under the direction of Miss Eliza­ beth Alleri the department of physical education will present several dance numbers. Miss Calista Whitney, Miss Bessie Lauth, Miss Rhita Barnes, Miss Betty Crosby, Miss Dorothy Moe, Miss Eilene Moe and Miss Lucille MacDon- ald will take part in this. Musical numbers will be gicen by the men's quartet, composed of George Peterson, Hugh Templeton, Dariiel Jacky and Stanley Beck. The women's double quartet will also perform. Those making up this group are: Miss Helen HofMann, Miss Rtith Hutchinson, Miss Laura Miller, Misfc Mamie Walker, Miss Lucille Doersch, Miss Dolores Hoyt, Miss June Lock- wood and Miss Olive Harvey. Special numbers will be given by Miss Roberta Lynch, Miss Genevieve Anderson, and Nick Losacco. The school orchestra, under the direction at George Beck, will also add to the pro­ gram. Those in the orchestra are: Miss Mary Giolitti, violin Herbert Wheeler, trombone Bernice Taylor, piano George Beck, violin, and Joe Morris, clarinet. Flowers and Music Show Spirit of Season When Student Body Meets Next Art Meetings Of Special Import New officers for the spring quarter were elected by the members of the Art club last Tuesday night at their weekly meeting. Those elected to head the activities carried on during the quarter are: Ab- bie Kellogg, president William Niller, vice-president Marie Hoff, secretary- treasurer. The new officers are already making plans for a quarter of absorbing and' beneficial work. Abbie Kellogg asks all the members to make special ef­ fort ta be present at the next few meetings with a mysterious look. The joy of Easter time radiated from every corner of the dihing-room of Sue Lombard Hail on Sunday, when the students entertained at breakfast for the members of the faculty and their wives, students who live in town, and invited guests. Colors filled the room. Girls in dress­ es of all pastel and spring shades mingled together in the sogial, rooms before breakfast was served. Flowers, beautifully fragrant, were placed ori each table and in various parts of the room. rne traditional Easter bunny had been busy placing bright Easter eggs oh the tables. A' vocal solo "The Resurrection" was given by Miss Jeah McMorran. Miss Miller's double quartet in their vest- merits sang two Easter hymns "Sweet Bells of E&ster Time" and "Hymn of Resurrection." Too Thin Girls Must Take Rest As a penalty for being too thin comes the sentence of one hour's rest Vlcivr pvt. UHJ • This is the edict of the physical education department for the girls who are underweight. Many have at­ tained the prescribed weight by observ­ ing this rule, and sleeping one hour each day in the examination room, or in the class room of the infirmary. Extra food is recommended as supple­ mentary to the rest. r- v Two * " ' ' " *' ' \" CAMPUS CRIER CAMPUS CRIER Published Weekly by The Associated Student Body of Washington State Normal School. Entered as second class matter at the post-office at EUensburg, Wash. Alumni—three quarters—$1.00 MAST HEAD Managing editor .Ted Kildall Associate editor .Frances Cox Contributing Editor. Elsie Hansen Thelma Peeples Sports editor JEaney LeBlanc Special writers- Betty Foley, Gunar Tranum, Eoline Sweet, Ira Overstreet. Exchanges JUicy Richards Circulation .Ira Overstreet Reporters— Frances Geisendorfer, Jasper Crabb, Phoebe Chevron, Cecilia Krmut- kremer, Hazel Elsea. Student manager .. .Rudolph Seppi Knocking vs. Boosting Did you ever take a class because you had to, because it was required, and for no other reason? No doubt you have. We. all have. The mere taking of that course does not mean anything. What you put in­ to it and what you get out are import­ ant, but what is your attitude after you have finished or even while you are still in the course? Do you give it a knock every time you have a chance? Do you have a certain instructor to knock also? Maybe you don't do either of these, but we hear both every day. Remem­ ber everything in this world cannot suit every person, and to "ride" a cer­ tain class or instructor is selfishness and conceit in the last degree. When we achieve an Utopia everything may be made to suit the individual, but un­ til then we inust live in a society made for the mass and not just ourselves. The next time you go to that "bad" class, stay awake and get into it, be a live wire, and you may find it is the best class you have. At least don't spoil it for someone else, to do so is egotism. Tomorrow after class go up and shake hands with that instructor you are so fond of knocking. Give him a boost instead of a kick and you will find he is your best friend. An instructor is never against you unless you are against yourself, him, and ev­ erything else. Give the world a boost, and see if it doesnt smile back at you. I. O. Thoughtfulness Those of us who live in Sue Lombard and Kamola Halls sometimes fail to think of the girls who live outside the dormitories. This is especially true when some girl living in an affiliated house is sent to the infirmary. We say, "That's too bad" or "I hope she isn't in there long," and then promptly for­ get about it. But those who are in the infirmary have no chance to for­ get. They face four walls, an extra bed and a bare table—a dreary enough prospect when one has looked at it for three or four days. Some organization should sponsor a flower fund for girls who live outside the dormitories. The physical educa­ tion department does all it can, but that is little enough, as only a limited amount of money is set aside for its use. Here is a chance for some stu­ dent organization to do some good work. Let us try to do for others what we would want others to do for us.— E. S. Regular Airskip To England Airship berths between America and England will be $400, $500 or $600 ac­ cording to# whether they are in a four berth, two berth, or a single berth cabin. This is indicated by the avia­ tor correspondent of the Manchester Guardian. Commander Bumey M. P. has recently come to this country from England to arrange for the details for the new trans-Atlantic service. The trial flight will be made next Septem­ ber according to present plans. If it Is successful, the English company that will operate R-100 hopes to make a regular schedule of 48 hours or less each way across the Atlantic. The work of construction on the R- 100 is well advanced. The ship will tie five times as Strong in her frame- irafic as any rigid airship yet construc- Two sets of brothers have become jpea known in America. They are the |Baser Brothers, Ham and "Urn and ft** imr Brothers, Silent and An- cteiifc,—IP.-—Idaho Argonant. THE BUNGALOW Otedies—Ftoantsdn Scrvice "Between the Shows" NOBODY'S BUSINESS Hello! Everbody! Have you watched the boys turn out for "baseball? So've we. c—-• Affiliated with Ass*t'd Retail Syndicate — 4 1 — -N Buying Power of 181 Stares . . REDUN VARIETY STORE Where Quality, Service and Prices Meet If Satisfied Tell Others, If Not Tell Us Sandy has made Jess Walgren, Don Ross' understudy. They ought to call Don, Big Ben. He's got such a tremendous windup. George Galkowski said he wasn't go­ ing to turn out for baseball last Fri­ day. He sai£ he heard that a strike had been called. Bart Fleming was going to turn out for baseball, but changed his mind when he found out a lot of team­ work is involved. He says he doesnt know anything about horses. Harold Naubert refuses to act as catcher when Ozzie Edwards is pitch­ ing. He says he isn't turning out for track. The only time Ozzie can find the plate is at the dinner table. But be it as it may, the boys all look like winners and are out for an­ other, title. It is the. business of . the rest of us to boost and back them to the limit, and cheer them just as lus­ tily when things are not breaking right as when they are. So come on every­ body—lets show Sandy and his squad of fighting wildcats that the real spirit of W. S. N. S. Is back of them from the start and will be to the end. j We're out for another championship.' So let's go everybody, let's all help Sandy and his boys win. We're with you Sandy. Let's gd! MOTION PICTURES NAVE SHORT PAST Here am I Brokenhearted in My Blue Ridge Mountain. Home, gazing Among My Souvenirs, which bring back Just a Memory of a Dainty Miss named Mary Ann. It was a Night in June, On the Sidewalks of New York, amid Rain and The Storm I saw her. She was just a Melancholy Baby, Sad 'n Blue, and All Alone. "Mary, what are you waiting for?" I asked. "For My Volga Boatman," she re­ plied. ATHLETIC and SPORTING GOODS RAMSAY HDWE. CO. FOUR DAY TRIP FOR JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL A four-day excursion to Seattle where they will visit industrial and civic cen­ ters will be taken by 59 pupils of the Edison school next Wednesday. With them will go eleven members of the faculty and of the Normal school stu­ dent body. This trip is arranged by the Wash­ ington Industries Education bureau, and the youngsters will go as guests of this organization. A special car on the Northern Pacific will take them Wednesday morning. Luncheon will be While in Seattle the party will stay served on the diner, where the dele­ gation will be guests of the railroad, at the Olympic. The light plant, a city newspaper, the Boeing airplane factory and a variety of other indus­ tries will be visited. C. D. Gray, Miss J. Mae Chambers, Mr. and Mrs. B. A. Leonard, and Glenn Hogue are among the faculty members who will go to Seattle OU CLOTHES LOOK LIKE NEW V \ Economy and good appearance go together when you send your clothes to the . K. E. Pantorium Cleaner# * The story goes that several college presidents were discussing what they ! would do after they retired. What 1 would they be fit for, was the ques­ tion. ! "Well," said one of them, T dont know that I'd be fit for anything, but I know what I'd like to do. I'd like to be superintendent of an orphan asylum so I'd never get any letters from parents." "I've a much better ambition," ex­ claimed another. "I want to be war­ den of a penitentiary. The alumni nev­ er come back to visit." The motion picture world of today has but a short history of less than seventy-five years. In I860 a Dr. Sellers made the first camera for tak­ ing pictures of motion. The kinetograph, a Recording ma­ chine which is used today, with prob­ ably some improvements comes through the efforts of Muybridge and Thomas Edison. Thomas Edison foresaw the I future of the picture world as he said 1 "Someday the school systems would make important usq of them." His kinetograph was first introduced at the . Chicago World's Fair in 1893. One looked at the film instead of the screen and only one person could see the picture at one time. There had to be a way of carrying the picture, and a mechanism for showing them' as the pictures were on bulky glass plates which were very inconvenient to handle. So from necessity the celluloid base of the films was invented. Much of its success we owe to the Eastman company. The first apparatus for showing pictures was invented by a young clerk and finally in 1895, pictures were thrown on the screen for the first time, witnessed by a group, of people. The following year New York saw its first moving picture show. It is interesting to note that the first pictures were of interest to science alone. Movements of animal and insect life as well as plant life were shown. The U. S. Department made quite a few of these pictures. Today we see the great value of these pictures in schools, as things seen are easier remembered than things fead about. They are of so much more interest to the school children and those who have witnessed the picture "The King of Kings" know of the vast educational value the motion pictures will be in the future. Care of Grounds Spring is the season of student re­ sponsibility. EUensburg Normal school is justly noted for its beauti­ ful lawns, and at this time of year they demand particular care and at­ tention. With warmer weather the frost is leaving the grass and the turf is soft and spongy, and may easily be ruined by careless students. Later in the summer, when the grass is hardy, "Keep Off the Grass" signs are not so necessary, but right how every student should remember that the beautiful lawns require care. Another responsibility. The walk between the library and Ad building is at times literally cov­ ered with scraps of paper thrown away by passsing students. The wind blows such scraps across the lawn and into the shrubbery, presenting a rather untidy appearance. When you have something to throw away remember we have waste-baskets for that purpose. A third responsibility. On sunny afternoons it is rather nice to sit on the library steps and bask in the spring sunshine. How­ ever, it reflects no credit to the school to have the passers-by see a dozen men sprawling at their ease and smoking cigarettes at the en­ trance to the principal building at the campus. Students are aware that smoking is prohibited on the campus grounds, and sleeping should be done in bed. All of these are trivial offenses, but the spirit and appearance of any school is made up of trivialities. As students of this school we have car- tain responsibilites, and our sense of pride, if nothing else, should make us keep them in mind. Betty Beauty Shoppe Phone Blaek 4171 OFFICIAL NORMAL PINS J. N. O. Thomson Jeweler Watchmaker Kodaks We Do Developing and Printing Bostic's Drug Store 107 East Booth 8I» V NEW COLUMBIA and BRUNSWICK RECORDS IN DAILY ALL THE LATEST BITS REMINGTON MUSIC COMPANY 321 North Pearl Street Ellensbnrg, Wash. J EUENSBURG 4 DAYS STARTING TONIGHT "The Student Prince" With Ramon Navarro and Norma Shearer One of the great Pictures of All Times—10c-50c SUNDAY AND MONDAY TWO FEATURES "The Poor Nut" An Excellent Drama of College Life With BEN LYON—also "Affair Of The Follies" With BILLIE DOVE Resides VON CARNOP & HANSEN TV. «* Furniture Upholstering and Refinishing Estimates Gladly Given W. J. Peed & Son Black 021 Pearl St. and 5th i Just the place tb enjoy a chat—and a tasty refreshment Schultz's The Laundry of Pure Materials You need never hestlate to send your most delicate fabrics to The S. S. LAUNDRY Phone Mala 40 ICE CREAM! We make all our own Ice Cream and know it is pure and tasty. EUensburg Dairy . Store COMING NEXT DOUGLAS FAIRBANKS in "THE GAUCHO" This ad and 40c will admit Nor­ mal Student to "Student Prince" 1 Phone Main 128 for The White Line Ellensbnrg's Leading Day and Night Tax: BLOCK'S BOBBING SHOP Toilet Articles*: for Boy* and GirU—frwh Mp- ply always on hand and all the staple brands. Owl Drug Store We Cater to Fancy Banquets With Choice Meats The Cascade Market Mala 165 ywg ~ MODERN PLUMBING CO. c. B. Hodgtas. Prep. 502 N. Pine Phone Main 16$ YY 'V'^'''vV'' V: ' /'• . • ... U r,-*i '-f CAMPUS CRIER FAIR SEX LEARNING HORSEMANSHIP UNDER _ TUTELAGE OF STERN RIDING INSTRUCTOR v Girls dressed in knickers, champing horses, creak of leather, cries of fright : mingled with the authoritative voice | of the instructor—it is a common sight in the little enclosure back of Dad ^Straight's almost any afternoon. It is the riding class. The instructor is shortening stirrups, adjusting saddles and then— "Let me see all you girls mount and dismount those horses.'' I One fair co-ed remonstrates, but the captain is firm. Ohe long sad look at the instructor and the fair co-ed decides to obey. "Now let me see you run those horses and bring them to a stand-still in a jump." Across the enclosure tear the horses urged on by the . fair riders. "Say, all of you watch Ollie." Ollie gives a demonstration, but the horse like a naughty child proceeds to exhibit some bad behavior, and it takes all of Ollie's skill to do as the instruc­ tor bids her. "Mae, let me see you saddfe a horse." Poor Mae climbs down off. a giant steed and laboriously removes the sad­ dle and puts it on again. The instruc­ tor eyes the job with dubious approval, and wonders if there are any other tasks he might have his pupils per­ form. But after vainly scratching his head he can remember none, so the little cavalcade winds out of the car- ral and down the fco&d for the after­ noon ride. MUMPS AID HELEN OLSON IN WRITING THEME FOR DANCE DRAMA TO RE GIVEN NEXT MONTH Mumps are good for something. They fostered "The Conquest of Quin" the dance drama which will be presented by ' the Physical Education department on May 17 and 18. While Miss Helen Marie Olson was in the hospital with the mumps she wrote the .story- which will be featured in the idance drama. Quin is a young prince., He falls in 'love with Tynith. But Tynith must marry the know-it-all Duke of Poly Glut. Quin goes, into the world to find a way to free Tynith from her unwelcome suitor. A dream lady, fairies, the winds and the sand man aid him and he event­ ually wins her from the old Duke. The Duke's court is made merry by jest­ ers, pagfcs, dancers and a maid. Dances both beautiful and comic, will be part of the theme. First tryouts were held Wednesday, but the cast has not yet been com­ pletely chosen and many more will try out for parts. Page Three IfO "SALES.* LOWEST PRICES EVERY DAY AAUTTON-WMt tNsmvnoN- where savings are greatest Le Blanc Is Elected Presi­ dent of All Men In School .•mm | DELICIOUS PASTRIES ' | i And Buns for Picnics and Hikes i Studentsr Welcome In Our Kitchen One Minute Interviews MR. SMYSER, upon being approach­ ed for something original, replied that there were many things he would rath­ er be than original, and that there is more originality in the asylum at Med- , leal Lake and similar institutions than anywhere else in the world. "It is a greater accomplishment" he continued, :"to be able to use the conventions with .skill and make them suit one's purpose than to be original—to be the master though not the victim of convention" MISS {CATHERINE CROPSY, /on being approached on the subject of marriage, replied that there should be |no forced marriages. Freedom in sel­ ection, sacredness of the vow, and that to be taken only after careful consid­ eration, is necessary. CLARA EARHEART says "Give it more color, it is the dullest place I can imagine", when asked her idea for the beautification of Kamola HalL At the tame she was chin deep in interioi -decoration. : TED KILDALL says: "We will never have a war with Japan. It would not ije commercially profitable, and the i • United States has never fought a war which was not a gesture of tribute to the Almighty Dollar." MR. DeWEES: "Craig's hill has- a definite influence upon the community, and might have a great deal more it were used as a point of observation to a greater extent." MR. JORDAN is quoted as saying that the psychology department is sponsoring experiments to determine the exact ratio of acquired intellectual ability to loss of hair. JOHN PILAS, when asked for an in­ tellectual contribution to the literature of today enlightened us with the fol- lo*/ing: "Sandberg failed to qualify for membership in the Bald Headed Men's Protective Association by an overstock of 17 follicles. A re-count will not be made, so Sandy to assuage his grief will commit himself to a strict pro­ gram of conservation of natural re­ sources." MR. BECK says he is going to join everything to which he is elegible, and if faculty members are admitted he will apply for admittance to the B.H.M.P.A. Haney LeBlanc was elected president of the Men's club, an organization em­ bracing all the male students in school, at an election held in the men's resi­ dence on Monday, April 2. The election developed close balloting for all offices, and a careful check was ^necessary to determine the final winners. All offi­ cers are elected for a quarterly term, and serve as house officers in the men's residence. Other candidates selected to guide the destinies of the men for the spring quarter are as follows: Vice president, Frank Demko sec­ retary-treasurer, Ira Overstreet ser- geant-at-arms, Donald Ross house rules committee, Jack Conner, Harold McMakin, and Ray Jensen social com­ missioners, O#lo Higley, Norman Schil- le and Fred Breit house cop, Buck Musgrove. | THE UNITED BAKERY = CHAS. K. LINNE, Prop. M = s s 313 North Mam Street Phone Main 108 2§ llllttlllllliliiiiiilillllllllllllllllllllllW HOME EC DINNER NEXT THURSDAY MISS M'MORRAN ENDS SERIES OF LECTURES The closing lecture of a 24 lecture series was given by Miss Jean McMor- ran, Monday night in Yakima. Divid­ ed into "two groups, the first dealt -with contemporary American poetry, drama and prose, while the second ser­ ies Was a discussion of current British literature. Mis McMorran had had a large attendance at these talks, which -were sponsored by the extension ser­ vice of the Normal school. Two hun­ dred attended the final lecture, and it is planned that Miss McMorran will give a course of lectures on continental literature next winter in the lower val­ ley city. THE BUNGALOW Candies—Fountain Service "Between the Shows" Would Be Members Searched For Lair Of Baldheaded Men A joint banquet of the Home Eco­ nomics club and department will be held next Monday evening, April 16, in the home economics dining room. All members of the club are urged to be present, according to announcement of the officers, as Important plans will be discussed concerning the future pro­ gram of the organization. Those directing preparations for the banquet are: Beth Cowan, entertain­ ment Wava Clark, advertising and announcements Bernice Best, menus and place cards while Miss Frances B. Skinner, head of the home econom­ ics department, lias charge of the din­ ner. Rumors are still rife about the campus regarding the Bald-Headed Men's association. Richard Peterson is in a frantic state of mind and has three stool pigeons at work, so they say, trying to find out where the bare- skulled brothers are holding their meetings. Rich now daily combs his hair at least three times with a sharp- edged comb in an effort to assure ad­ mittance to the Sheltering Order of Wok-Wok, or those who use plenty of soap but no hair tonic. If admitted he will start reform immediately. He 3s in favor of changing the motto from "A hair on the head is worth two in the brush" to "Nobody loves a bald- headed man/' COLLEGE GIRL CORSETS VENETIAN HOSIERY 56 STORES c / rrBrggEsS IN THE WEST DEPARTMENT STORE Book-Ends Lamps, shades and other articles to make the stu­ dent's room more attrac­ tive are at R. B. Wilson Co. Established 1892 NEW SWEATERS —of— RAYON AND WOOL IN SLIPON STYLE WITH GAY COLORFUL STRIPES AND JAC- QUARD PATTERNS. JUST THE THING FOR CAMPUS WEAR. 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DELUXE SERVICE STATION ef the Jdbssca Mstef w ^ Openlafi NORMAL BOOKS AMD SUPPLIES \ 417 N. Peart 48. 1 When You Get That Lonesome Feeling call mother by long distance- hear her cheery voice 1 Half rates after 8:30 p.m. The EUensburg Telephone Company Page Foui CAMPUS CRIER w. Team Leaves Sunday for Opening Games at W. S. C. and Cheney Hard Conditioning Work of Squad Carried On Under Big Odds Due to wet grounds the two gomes scheduled, against W. S. C. fat* April 6 and 7 were postponed a week, there­ by giving the baseball squad 4 days more of much needed practice before opening against Cheney April 9th. Sandy worked his men overtime last week in an effort to get them in shape two practice periods daily being the prescribed amount. These piactice games went to the "Yannlgans" with the result that the regulars arose in wrath Friday afternoon and smacked the ball all over the lot to win 12 to 1. . Naubert has the edge in the catch­ ing position, with Donaldson shifted to the infield. Hacker has been pitching in great fonh and is counted on to win 2 of the coming games against Cheney and W. S. C. "Ozzie" has plenty of stuff on the ball, but can't put the "apple" where he wants it. Wiley, a new man is fast and aggressive and is adding strength to the infield. Third base seems to be the only weak spot on the inner diamond. Ziel, Walgren, and Donaldson have been alternating on the "hot corner" in an effort to find the right man. Jansen, Connors and Ruble have practically cinched the outfield positions. All are clouting the ball and are consistent fly getters. Traveling in two 7 passenger cars, the baseball team left Sunday noon for a 4 game trip, playing Cheney April 9 and 10 and W. S. C. the i3th and 14th returning Sunday. "Sandy" tood 12 players with him. Those making the trip are Naubert and Donaldson, catchers, Hacker and Edwards, pitchers McMakin and Wil­ ey, 1st B Boulton, 2nd Lind ss Ziel 3b and Jensen Connors, and Ruble, outfielders. By Haney Le Blanc Quality, not quantity is the phrase that may be applied to the W. S. N. S. track turnout this spring. Only 15 or 16 in number, these men have been out every night on Leonard field. The very worst weather, with rain and snow flurries and cold raw winds has found them hard at the difficult task of con­ ditioning themselves for track work. One Of the hardest types of athletic training is that of conditioning for track. Hours of strenouous running, Baseball Calendar Whitman Whitman College, College, Normal vs. April 16, here. Ndrmal vs. April 17, here. Ndrmal vs. Bellingham Normal, May 18, there. Normial vs. Bellingham Normal, May 19, there. Cliff Cannon, pole vault, "Red" Pohl- man, distance, Don Ross, middle dis­ tance. For middle distance and half mile there are laurel Smith, Wesley Watchman, Trainor, Leonardo and Crabb. "Babe" Peterson has a record in the shotput and broad jump that beats the mark made in the TH-Normal meet last year, besides being joint holder of the state interscholastic half relay record of 1.32 8-10. Crabb looks good in the 440 and liilf mile, while Doh Ross has been leadihg the distance men around the track. Don has been having a lot of trouble finding time to turn out for both track, and "Sandy's" baseball team. ext Minute Fashions—Black Goats of Broadcloth, velvet or Kasha. Many smart models to choose • • / • froifi : • At $28.50 to $59.50 HOSIERY — GLOVES — UNDERWEAR in wide assortments at popular prices. tores 409 N. Peart Street INC. and miles of track work that receives no applause from the grand stand are needed. That is what the Crimson and Black track men have been doing— for the most part without a coach. Pressure of new work this quarter has left Coach Quigley with little time for meeting his squad. Beginning Mon­ day he has been out with the squad every night. You who have wondered if there will be a track team—know that there will be. Note the above mention spirit of the track squad. And further note the array of talent which will be ready for the Tri-Normal meet when it comes the latter part ot May. Then there will be a fighting team of Wildcat men down at the Rodeo field to contest every inch of thetfray to the tape From last year's trade team we have Grant, winner of first place in 440, al­ so good in the dashes Toivanen, first place in javelin throw Nixon, high point man of tri-normal meet with first In low hurdles, high jump, and third in high hurdles Roth, point win­ ner in javelin throw and pole vault, and Murphy, relay team and half miler. The new men are Parnel, numeral winner at W. S. C. l£st year in discus and javelin throw Higley, also of W. S. C., distance man, "Babe" Peterson, discus, shot, sprints and broad jump, New Vice President Named By Scientists At the regular meeting of the Sci­ ence club, held last Monday evening, Elizabeth Herald was elected to the office of vice president. George ROb- inson displayed a Scotch dress, and ex­ plained the different pieces of apparel. Irvin Edwards, amused the members when he volunteered to model the out­ fit. There was much discussion as to the possibility of having a greater number of members to turn out, for the meet­ ings, and whether it Would be advisable to meet Weekly instead of semi-month- iy. Ladies' Leather Heels..... ...25c Ladles' Pfunco Heels 25c Ladles' Rubber Heels ........40c Independent Shoe Shop G. NOCCHI, Prop. ELLENSBURG, WASHINGTON . - * * ' ' We Clean and Dye Shoes We Guarantee Our Work IS W. I. H MM i ' Betty Crosby, Molly Fitzell And Bessie Lauth Given High Honors W. A. A. has recently rewarded three of her members with Crimson W sweaters. The zealous trio which has outstripped all other fellow members in attaining the goal is composed of Betty Crosby, Molly Fitzell and BessSe Lauth. The rewarding of sweaters is the final honor granted after W. A. A. members have attained 500 points un­ der the system provided by the organi­ zation. In the three fields of health, activity and service,, any member may work for points and upon having a total of 500 she is eligible for a sweater bearing the Crimson emblem. Although these are the. first sweat­ ers earned thus far this year, Florence Levine, president of W. A. A. states that several other similar rewards will probably be won this quarter. FINE QUALITY RAYON BLOOMERS in FLESH, SUN GLOW, KELE, PEACH at Eating is the college student's worst vice so far as his health is concerned, according to the University physician at Ohio Wesleyan.—U. of W. Daily. 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