Campus Day Tomorrow CAMPUS CRIER Washington State Normal School Campus Day •Tomorrow Vol.1 ELLENSBURG, WASH., APRIL 25, 1928 No. 23 E TEACHER JOBS OPEN Carnival Frolic Planned By Girls Extension and Appointment . . * Office Receives Many Calls, Say$ Head More calls for teachers ate being received this year than ever before, according to H. J. Whitney, director of appointments and extension service. The territory which draws its supply of teachers from the school seems to be widening, according to Mr. Whitney A greater number of requests for teach­ ers having been received from Idaho, Oregon and Montana than in previous years. A number of graduates have been offered contracts in Seattle city schools but as they are allowed two weeks in which to accept or reject the positions offered it is doubtful at this time ex­ actly how many will be employed. Three graduates of this year, Blanche Chambers, Olga Strom and Hazel Dye, will teach next year at White Bluffs, having accepted positions there. Two school superintendents, P. M: Pair of Prosser and Roy Glass erf Raymond, were vistors at Ellens- burg Normal school Saturday, inter­ viewing candidates for teaching posi­ tions. Mr. Glass is an enthusiastic supporter of. the Normal school, de­ claring that every Ellensburg gradu­ ate whom he has employed has proved to be an efficient instructor. Gypsies, girls selling popcorn, booths and more booths, faijtactic decorations and excellent music will combine to make the W. A. A. frolic the carnival event of the year,. • There will be dancing all evening, and everyone is urged to leave their dignity at home, and come prepared for a hilarious evening. It is a dateless affair, so girls are instructed to save their pennies. Admission will be 15 cents, practically a nominal charge in view of the fact that good orchestra music has been promised for the' dance. W. A. A. girls urge everyone to remem­ ber the date, April 28, and come pre­ pared for a riotous evening. Our Daily Breakfast We know that the days of chivalry are past, but are they forgotten? You have only to observe the little drama at breakfast in the dining room and de­ cide the matter for yourself. The confusion which occurs every morning re­ sembles a tug-of-war between the ruffians of John Lombard hall and the girls of the school, One day not long ago it seemed that the extent of endurance had been reached, and indignant comment regarding the matter was heard in no un­ certain terms everywhere about the campus. It was a noticeable fact too, that all the objections came from the female members. The males of the species had nothing to say since they were the offenders. Speaking as a representative of the weaker sex, I will present our case and you may judge whether or not we have reason for complaint. From seven o'clock till a quarter to eight every morning, the dining room is over-crowded with people waiting for food, and the line of approximately fifty girls and ten boys reaches from the counter to the end of the room. Instead of playing fair and going to the end of the line, the stronger sex came directly to the counter, pushed away everyone, and helped themselves generously to fruit, cereal, coffee and as much toast as thy can carry away. 'In this manner, not only the people who have earned their meal by waiting, but also the entire line is needlessly delayed, and some of them cheated out Of a full breakfast. Often three quarters of an hour is spent by those in litis in order to receive two scraps of toast and a cup of coffee, while if the boys had played fair every one would have his breakfast in less than half the time. —D. A, WINKEHWEROER TELES OF PLACE OF WOOD Our Daily Breakfast Daily Rehearsals for Coming Operetta Brings Forth * 'Talented Ones (Editor's Note)—Because of the time of publication of the last Crier it was impassible to give full space to Captain Applejack. There­ fore the criticism is repeated). Said to be one of the best produc­ tions ever presented by the depart­ ment of drama of the Normal school, "Captain Applejack" was given at three performances last week. In the title role John W. Wright excelled. With the double burden of direction and acting on his shoulders, Mr. Wright succeeded in making a perfect portrayal of the young Eng­ lishman who was taken through such a of adventure. It was also to his credit as a director that Ms cast was excellent. Helen Mane Olson and Betty Crosby, who had the leading fpmSwittp roles, were splendid through­ out the performances. Miss Olson was called upon for a variety of character torn the for J By Ira "Ka-tink-a, Ka-tink-a, Ka-tink-a! It sounds like someone with a pierced heart calling the One. Ah! But you might think it finer than that if you should chance into the music hall any evening between 7 and 8 o'clock and hear 30 bubbling, rolling, jolly, laugh­ ing voices singing in perfect unison. They are more than singing, they are relating a beautiful story apparently just for the sheer joy erf doing it. "Now people," put in Miss Miller with her usual smile, "Break all dates for the next three weeks that run between 7 and 8 for we have to practice that hour every evening." With that the opera practice starts in a rush. "Is Varenka here?" asked the direc­ tor and then repeats it. "Ah, yes," answeers Olive Harvey, at last, appar­ ently in doubt but she comes forward for her vocal outburst. Finally Hop­ per (Stanley Beck) and Mrs. Hopper (Ruth Hutchinson) get into a high tuned argument or is it an agreement? At any rate they have something to say although it does not seem to arouse any anger. Here a moment later Al- vin Warwick breaks into the scene with a tremendous outburst of high notes that drive Katinka to the other side of the room and with our sympathy, only to have Miss Miller jump to the rescue of the husky athletic by saying "That's fine the only way you can get high notes is to squeak them out the first time or two." A beautiful snappy number followed and at the finish the director jumped to her feet much pleased and said "fine." Kent Caldwell had to be heard though (no trouble had been experienc­ ed in seeing him) so he suggested, •"wonderful" but we suspect he referred to his own singing. So, daily, "Katinka" the beautiful By TEX ROBINSON Upon hearing so much about the rough and ready miners and tramps who attempt to get a bite to eat in the dining room now and then, with much caustic comment upon their many deficiencies, I shall also criticize a little. Being an ordinary representative of my sex, the criticism will probably not be constructive. Not a good point in the favor of the men has been men­ tioned, but in self defense I will say that not all the dining room crimes are committed by the so-called stronger sex. Upon entering the dining hall the other morning I took my place in line. As I approached the counter a young lady obligingly stepped in front of me anri obtained the usual supply of toast—two for herself and six for her room­ mate. . I suppose we should give her the benefit of doubt, by we meaning the rest of the men in line. At lunch I was seated in my usual place peacefully absorbing a little food, when I was politely but firmly knocked forward by a young lady who hap­ pened to be passing. I thought for a few minutes I would have to visit a chiropractor and have a few vertebrae replaced.. Then the other night at dinner another little episode occurred which was very pleasing. All of us at the table were eating dinner, talking about the weather and the things one usually talks about while eating dinner, when one young lady who finished her meal ahead of the rest, reached out to the center of the table and appropriated a handful rf sandwiches, saying that she had a sick room mate. It seems there are a lot of sick room-mates now­ adays. she then jumped up and dashed out of the room, which is not so ladylike either. And when it comes to throwing things, I believe I saw a young lady toss a ripe olive over her shoulder and hit the target, a young man, squarely between the eyes. Now I ask you, which is the worst, a slice of bread, or a nice ripe olive? Several times while walking in or out of the hall I have been nearly run down by some enterprising lass or lassies Vho didn't seem to care whether any one else is alive or riot, let alone a mere man. So in conclusion I will give the ladies some advice. Don't cry about some one else's backyard until your own is clean. Forestry Dean From Univer­ sity Talks To Students At Monday Assembly 016 OPEN SPICES FOB P. E. "Fire is the greatest enemy to re­ forestation in the state of Washington", declared Hugo Winkenwerder in his speech to the Normal school students in the auditorium last Monday afternoon. Mr. Winkenwerder is Dean of the Col­ lege of Forestry qf the University of Washington, and he was brought here in observance of National Forest Week. Dean Winkenwerder began his ad­ dress by calling attention to the mul­ tiple uses of wood, and its economic importance to the people of the state of Washington. He cited figures to show that 63 per cent, of the state's in­ dustrial population were engaged in the manufacture of wood products, and that wood products formed 65 per cent of the railway freight and 80 per cent of the water freight exported from the state. He declared that maintenance of the lumber industry was vitally nee- esssary for the prosperity of the state, and that the lumber industry could be maintained only through a strict (program of forest conservation. Dean Winkenwerder then went on to show the relation of forestry to agriculture, as a proper supply of moisture for agricultural purposes cjould only be secured through preservation of our forests. Dean Winkenwerder declared the an­ nual cut of lumber in the state of Washington to be about eight billion board feet, and stated that through a program of reforestation this amount could be grown annually and made available for market, thus maintaining our forest forever. Such maintenance however, depends upon keeping fire out of the young and growing forest, and this can be accomplished only by a program of education. He declared that the majority of for­ est fires are started through the care­ lessness of campers and travelers, who would throw lighted matches, cigar and cigarette butts without thinking of the possible consequences. He went on to .state that Normal school students, as future teachers, could exercise an im­ portant influence upon the progress of a campaign of education regarding our greatest natural heritage. , DANCE, SPORTS AND WORK TO COMPLETE CAMPUS DAY PUNS pKHfeaya! She was in _ s Wf ^ eigner, the hard-boiled little crook, and | Dutch opera reaches nearer and near- the frightened timid Portugese. perfection. tmiks Croi^jy was quite charming as the Ingenue who was gentle and ro- waaa&c. Violet Taylor made a charming Aunt Agiatim, all concern ever her nephew. layman Nixon was the staid ©M butler. Josephine Etogan was delightfully sharp tcaagued, or gushingly pleasant, as her dual role demanded. Laurel Smith made an excellent swami, and a convincing Chinaman. Lsmls Claypool was a vfffian who up­ held &L1 the hair raising traditions. As Borolste he gave a splendid perform­ ance. BbSine Sweet, BUI Webster, and Adolph Roth. completed the cast wiith. tfceir excellent portrayals. Staging and lighting for "Captain Applejack" were good, the hard worife accomplished fey the "stage -gang'' and the electrical experts, who added a great deal to the per­ formance, by their proficiency. T.he diction used throsghmit the play -was noticeable for Its 'general ex­ cellence, as was the display of Be cut early In your working clothes— because tomorrow is Campus Day. Work: all morning, lunch ait nam, sports all afternoon and a dance, in fee evening. Who could ask for more? Cleaning of the campus, digging and - ^rs- -« raMng. and. ail manner of activity will ! be directed by student foremen, with many squads to perform Liate risers will fee blacMIsted, and made forcibly to attend Inter school sports wiE give those who have not done enough wars, a chance to reaSy shew their mettle The dance in fee evaaing will fin­ ish one of the Mg days of fee year. A joint banquet of the Home Econ­ omics club and department was held last Thursday evening at 8:30 in the unit dining room in Kamola halL Charming in simplicity, beautiful in its decorative tone, the banquet was one of the* most pronounced successes of the club's calendar. After feasting on delicacies only to be dreamed of and realized by home ec­ onomics majors, talks pertaining to in­ terests of the department were given College while Miss Pendleton told of the home economics activities at Iowa State head of the department, told of the SoluC work at the University of Wasfa- | ington. Professional and honorary home economics associations and their uses in keeping students in touch with the work after graduation, was the subject of Miss Hutchinson's talk. Mis Skinner, head of fthe department, told of the future possibilities of the home econ­ omics. Wava Clark, a prominent member of the club, suggested in her talk cn the program of the club that a group of three or four girls be responsible for some project to be carried out at each future meeting. By actually showing' correct table setting, proper linens, style shows and home furnishings, it was suggested that the members would find an enjoyable as well as education­ al value in the work .of the club. Those responsible for the success',of the diioner are: Kathertne Creehan and Bemice Best., who were in charge • the programs. Beth Cowan who was head of tfee entertainment committee : Wava dark who managed the publicity land Miss Frances dinner who toos j the responsibility of the preparation of the food. Eight o'clock Saturday morning found a grofep of excited girls in front of Ka­ mola. That they were going some place was evident by the suit cases, blankets, and happy looks on their'faces. It was the physical education majors off for a week end at the W. A. A. cabin. When they reached the cabin, all thoughts of the diet disappeared, good things disclosed themselves, and every­ body was willing to help with the cook­ ing. Although some found that bacon ha.* a nasty habit of spluttering grease all over the cook, others proved quite adept at getting things into order for eats. Hiking, games, a program and a port­ able phonograph helped to occupy the rest of the j3ay. That evening various bits of melody were sent drifting off into the night air, to be heard only by prowling denizens of thenight. Sun­ day morning came all too quifckly, and the girls returned home, declaring that life in the great open spaces was the thing. CLE ELUM WINS PUT CONTEST The Cle Bum high school won the annual one-act play contest held Friday night in the Normal school auditorium, the cast of three presenting "Midsum­ mer Moon" in splendid fashion. El­ lensburg, winner last year, was award­ ed second place, Thorp third, and Kit­ titas fourth. Kittitas won the contest vuiy FROSH FROUC Will RE DANCE IN MAY voice i j A prize of $50 is given j dent at the University • iwho writes the best i Greek and Latin.—U. of W. Daily. to the stu- € Michigan in The Freshman Frolic this year is t»i fafrft the form of a semi-lcrmal dance, i to be held in either the dining hall or i the gymnasium, according to plans be- formulated by the class officers. Details regarding the dance have not been disclussdt but it is understood that the dance will be strictly a program af­ fair, with tickets selling at one dol­ lar per couple. The date for the Frol­ ic has been definitely set for May 12, and the name of the orchestra fum-land fh* tasjsc, as well as other fea- 3 teres of later. UWW U^V* As a token of victory, the winning team was presented with a silver tro­ phy cup by Wallace Johnson, motor car dealer. The cup must be won twice In succession to become the permanent property of a school. The judge was Mrs. Lalia A. Traub of Yakima, a graduate of Harpers Col­ lege of Oratory, Boston, who did graduate work at the Emerson College of Oratory, also at Boston.. At present S die conducts classes in oratory at Yak­ ima ami was highly recommended to County Superintendent W. E. Myers. Mrs. Traub expressed herself as being much pleased with the fine work shown by the four dramatic groups. There was almost a capacity aud­ ience in the auditorium, with large del­ egations present from Cle Mum, Thorp and Kittitas. Mr. Myers expressed gratitude today to John W. Wright, director of the de­ partment of drama, at the Normal, who net only loaned much equipment from his department, but helped manipulate it. i The cast of the Cle Sum team in- ! eluded Dave Adams, Selina Harrison Lucia SowinsM. Mlensburg presented "Two Crooks the dance will be announced:1 and a Lady" Thorp, Kittitas, "A Minuet." "Mansions," ami
'•, - f -\ J J.' V:''.- :. .».. Page Two CAMPUS CRIER Published Weekly by The Associated Student Body of Washington State NOTtftal Sfchool. • •••'• \ • 1 " • "•• • EntetM as second class matter at the post-office at Ellensburg, Wash. Alumni—three quarters—$1.00 Managing Editor Ted Kildall Associate Editor .Frances Cox Contributing Editor Elsie Hansen Sports Editor Haney LeBlanc Columnist .Pete Wick Exchanges Lucy Richards Circulation...... Ira Overstreet Special Writers — Gunar Tranum, Eoline Sweet Reporters — Dorothy Anderson, Ted Moore. Esther Sandberg, Florence Cooke CAMPUS GRIEJt i&qrjfarA To Department Heads Several departments in the school have been hear to express a feeling that their activities are not appear­ ing in the Campus Crier often enough, that the Crier is slighting them. This may be tfue, and there is an easily explained reason for it. Our staff, although extremely hard working and .competent, is made up of people who are necessarily not trained reporters. They are fre­ quently unable to iind news inter­ est, or to take time to ferret out the the /various activities of departments of the school. Therefore, the bur­ den erf "covering" the entire school must be divided. Department heads are asked to help the staff by giv­ ing us suggestions as to where and when we may find material of in­ terest. A note, or a suggestion to any member of the Campus Crier staff, or a communication dropped •iiito the editorial Msket in the news room will help us to cooperate with any department having news or coinmerit of interest. Alsb sugges­ tions and criticisms are welcomed. Please use us. The Crier catt otily excell ill so fat as it is a papgr of interest to the entire schbdL , —^"'T " Coming-Events Campus Day April 26 W. A. A. Frolic. ....April 28 Kindergarten-Primary Con­ cert, afternoon May 1 Intermediate Grade. Concert—May 4 All-Valley Track Meet and Senior Day .May 5 Operetta Katinka, mating .May 9 Operetta Katinka, evening ....May 10 Freshmen Frolic .......May 12 Dance Drama .May 17 Dance Drama May 18 Trl-Normal Track Meet .May 19r Play In Auditorium. .May 25 Play In Auditorium ..May 26 W, A. A. Banquet.......... .June. 1: Alumni Day ..June 2 Baccalaureate ...... June 3. Senior Class Day .....June 6 Commencement Day .....June 7 vfd Affiliated wKft'Sj i d l i t t e ' Btiyi^f REDUN VARIETY STOkE Where QaaBty, Seirtfce arid FHfa« M«St If Satisfied Tell Others, If Not Tell tJft the stage. In-remembering a play, vie think of the pfcople with the leading roles and the supporting characters, but it is fitting too that we should think of those who make the dramatic and comic effects of the members Of the cast possible. INTRODUCING Behind The Scenes Too often only members of the cast receive credit for the success of any play. It is true that they have made the play real to us who sit in the au- dienrp. tv't to the actors and act- rafees themselves another force con­ tributes vitally to the success or fad).- urn -f on-. tjro^nction. We in the a&Heiice never see and often fail to gi\ • radit to the electricians, stage m^^ers and property men behind the The Chinese puzzle Among other strange and wonderful manifestations of the Chinese puzzle that is human nature comes the para­ dox of the door key. Watch your neighbors sometimes-and • btehold the storms of rage when btttr • of two room mates is locked out. Poor (Room mate No. 2. Her lot is a tongue, lashing. She carried out a mutual agreement, that of keeping the room' ldcked. But just wait a few, diays and you will find Room mate No. 1, dashing home, only to find that for an hour her follow, irih&bitant of thfe rodm'hSs been oh, trfe dut&ide, While the key re- pos&i on the dressfer #lthm. "koto ftin­ ny! And rboth riftit6 N6. 1 iaugtife utitil the tears start rolling. There's a bit of the Chinese pti&sle for yob. Nih'e-t&iths bf mankind crin laugh, tease, aftd makb all manner of fun iof anyone of their fellows-so long as the victim does not retaliate. But let hfwi turn the tide and watch the late fun maker turn white with ah&er! Why? Again one is remiiided that | human nature is a Chinese piume. There seem to be two sides to every mood.. For ones amusement another pays. Cynicism, sarcasm, thoughtless re­ torts, jeers, and intentional,, cuts are more easily given than received. Some day with sufficient study and insight may be gained into the Chinese puzzle which will make it solvable, un­ til then, it is interesting to play with, ahd attempt soliitioh. L, ensburg Normal school is develgp- ing a stage force worthy of note. Wayne Clinesmith, acting as chief beggar for properties, secured a won­ derful stage setting for the last pro­ duction. Harold Wernex, as chief of the stage forfce, assisted by Charles Wilson, Gilbert, Lawrence and Lowell Haw ley, managed the scenes to per­ fection. The lighting, an important feature of the last play, Was under the direction of Hugh Templeton. Man­ uel Leonardo, in addition to acting as business manager for the entire pro­ duction, rolled up his sleeves and play­ ed the part of stage hand on the night df performance. These are people behind the scenes, with its an important a role as any on THfe BUNGAlibW Candies—Fountain Service "Between the shews" Miss Clara Meisner down' on the firet floor of the fidiabti school where kihdergairteii children pl^y to their heart's content, Where pr6ud first graders experience the joys of reading from a pettier, tfliere happy secorid graders work and play, Miss Clara Meisner nitty be found between the htrtirs of 8:00 a. m.and 5:00 p. ni. correcting les^oh' pl&iis, c&hferiirig With her student teachers, teaching and su­ pervising. Such work is the work of the head o fthe Primary-Kindergurten de­ partment. After having taken training at Chi­ cago University and graduating from Columbia University, Miss. Meisner taught in the middle west. Having al­ ways lived in a cjty, and feeling con­ fident that the rural school oft^red cer­ tain advantage not i» /b« had ih an urban system, Miss Metener insisted that her first actual ti&chlrii exped­ ience be in the country school. Ahd a country schooi it was—-38 students, rep­ resenting all eight ^plth addi­ tional work in the high school system. It is interesting to note that supervisors encouraged Miss Meisner to take up the Upper grade or even high school work but gradually she turfied toward the ]priiftary ffeld tfhtefe her Spe6idl inter­ est always remained. After teaching several years and hav­ ing worked with the educational and social problems in the settlements of Chicago, Miss Meisner returned . to school where she specialized in kinder­ garten work. Upon f inishing this courise she took charge of kindergartens in In­ diana and bmcago, then came to 1EL- lensburg as the head of the kindergar­ ten department. Miss Mfelsner has held ihi^ctft'SLrit of­ fices in . many prfeiiiiY-kiiidergarten orgahizatltihs she has bfiejtt vice-presi­ dent of the Interhatiohal Kihderaatteb Union: hfte be^h both vice president ahd secretary of the kindergaft^n-iri- maiy detja¥tmeht 6f the I^atioiiM Edu­ cation association has served on Na­ tional Committees for m&iiy jreafs In Wa§hihift6n she has beeh state chafr- man of the Primary Council and at the present time is on the board Of .di­ rectors of the council. Miss Meisner is the originator of the idea of county councils and has, thus far, organized them in four counties of Washington—Snohomish, Yakima, Kit­ titas and Walla Walla: L&ewise as head of the ICihdei^arten-Priiiiary dq p£u*tihent she has been ih charge of the kinde^arten work of the state 'i*. T. 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tiAtirm CROSS Page m K* f Jf \ -Y« . . a MM mMmm CHARACTERS WHO WkL BE IN DANGE DRAMA » • ' I » v.- -•••, By Eoline Sweet. ."Actions speak louder, than words," tnat is th£mbttb tliat should Be' adbpt-* ell by the natural dancing classes be­ cause they have used it to its fullest ex- tint in the "Quest of "Qulri!" J No words are necessary t to express ajhger, hatred, love, arid joy. All these aVe expressed by the dances and the A wonderful piece of acting is done by Tynith when she shows the Duke Poly Glut that she does not love him, lOEixt has given h^r aff^tidn to'Biioth^a'. ijest we forget that the Duke I*o1y Glut Has a role, that, Js hard to ptay let us look at mm when h& corned home arid finds the castle in a state of upheaval. He storms and snows the maid tnat he afiffyarid is stllT master of th e bustle. . r t . - v., • r The jester cdnies in fdr kicks f&ift the duke,, but the .. .duke could not get albfig witfidttt tiisftin maker. The jester mocks everojie and adds a few antics of his oWh rn&kiiig. vThe boys and girls who are friends of Tynith show theriiselves to be carefree friend's, loving dPytiith, suffering and sharing her joyS arid sorrows alike with her. : Fairies add to, the settings of the-third act. Ifciries always earjfy, us back. ,tb oui childhood days and evennow that we u£ wfe. UKe-1^ thiiik pffthe "fairies of long ago, doing the'good deeds tti|it omy: fairies (call do. *I^ough their kiridrifess Tyiilth and Qubi find them­ selves free to love each other. Throughout the whole play no words are sjpoken and only actions express thp tftougfi'fc . _ t. • If ybii wbuid laiigh ancl s&y t$3s is an egtfey job, Just trytptell* sbjrneone that yob ioV£ theiri tothottt saying so. lEUEVE IT OR HOT— "Now let me see, was that six or sfeven. t£&spodHfuls of s\igar I had' on my cefcJal this mbrning?" "Can you remember what we had for lunch?" "How much protein is there in a cneese sandwich?" If 4 yafcr. ctikhcfc td1 see sdifte as^iScflftig ytoung fellow with .bis |row all wrinkl- e and looking wpy perplexed, he is more than likely figuring up his cal­ cic requirements. How much he has eaten, will eat, or should eat, or how jrtany calories it takes to walk frbfti the dorm to. the library, or run atfound the trSc^ a couple times, , The boys worry about not eating, while the girls are horrified by , the amoiitit th#y. do eak-rdon't pay you iiever heaMi one of themexclajiri, "ph, I can't eat that—too many calottes!" With volumes of "Feeding a Family" Under their arms—thus into the valley of. calories ride the daring .young stu­ dents, calories to the right of them, calories to tlie left of them, calories within them—and all for the sake of nutrition? We wonder. , 111 MANY STRANGE FIRE- .. By Frances Cox. . Crash! bang! whrr! grr! boom! Such ..as the serenade that burst through transoms arid key holes of fair young itamolaites last Wednesday night. Bed -time stories met an abrupt end, as iombs, brushes and cold cream , jars craslied to thfe floor. Open flew doors, and out into the hall scurried the re­ tiring damsels, all prepared, to . behold IiUcifer and his saintly tribe in full pos- session of the stronghold. , Boom whir! /aid from a little device liung high ori the walls, the volcanic •cbtburst continued to pour, filling the afar with its ear splitting strains. "The lire alarm! Stop it! and .with this cry jf vengeance one daughter of the, AfflB&sBm made for the music box with a broom- By holding , this tight a,gairist the glibly shrieking hariiirier, the roars -were subdued to a dull rumble of thun- •der. Gulping with relief the inhabitants so effectively routed frorii their cells took stock of each other. Every state of "lindress, from evening clothes to paja­ mas was present Fair ladies in Oriental -r" bathroljes With two water wave combs' lianging in their tresses breathless lit­ tle girls in pink pajamas With one mule -gracing a foot debutantes iri sleeveless presses with one bedroom slipper and T?V ii. Il-.i IM»M»' Ii III HJ • I I I I I I » I no *9ALxaf lidWESt rkicES EATERY DAY IVOtLM A LOCAL u where savings arm L -m ft iV one pump, flocks of girls shivering in tneir hastely snatched bathrob^-they were ail there. But boom,! The dull purr gave away to a Vociferous barking and-the girls huddled en masse responded with screams and shrieks of surprise. But again the broom was applied to the' maddened songster and the J*ub-h»b decreased in volume. Jiist now the dele­ gation sent to the lower regions was heard boiinding Up the stairs. Into the fray dashed the Kamolaite garbed in the evenirig gown and bedroom slippers. "Can't, stop it downstairs either," called the electricians. From. her place in the sidelines one. revolutionist announced that the judg­ ment day had indeed arrived for the time was on hand when the powers that be could not drive us up stairs to bed at click of But ftorn anothet cbmer, a pessimist with her arms folded in hauteur remarked that every night owl would undoubtedly pay the price—fif­ teen cents per hour for the use of lights. "Say lets hear that a£ain," begged a reporter, pencil in hand, up came the broom but no sound shot forth. Instead up the stairs came the tramp of foot­ steps arid with a cry of "the electri­ cian!" every Kamalaite sped for her room. (By Pete Wick) Hello fellow breakfasters! lUlfcVit-'V gtand arid glorious feelih? to get up at 6 as. n. arid then dash pver to the dining hall to find you are first in line—after about 26 others? ,V4 says - she doe^&'t , mind waiting in-line so muchi except/that it makes her late for her 11 o'clock class Tjie- other morning Bill*. Davis-, or- dered egg, and then took his place in the /line. When he reached the counter they handed him a Plymouth Bock hen Arid now\Ira Overstreet is afraid to ask for milk. ."Rattlesnake" Dugan, Rich Peterson, Bony Bbuitott, Hariey LeBIanc and Karl Hess have developed a four and a half man defense for their protec­ tion against Molly Fitzell. Molly is the Supreme Exalted Lute- fisk of the ladles' chapter of the Con­ densed Order of Herring Chokers. Karl Hess, the handsome and dy­ namic socialist and pool exponent, has risen in tempestubus rebellion against the overwhelming odds of the female species in the breakfast line. "Down with petticoat government!" 1£ his battle-cry. Karl is so mad he can't even play pool. In fact he Is so thoroughly upset that he is contemplating stepping but Florence Angelel. The breakfast line situation is be­ coming truly alarmirig. The girls out­ number the boys ten to one arid a half. The other morning Vincent Bruzas was one of the first in Ufta, But by the time the door was bpened, he was so far back that he found It closer to go to the N. Y. Cafe. Be that as it may boys, we think the best thing we can do is to hiber­ nate till nobri like "Sleepy" Akam. Or have Don Baker quit throwing rocks at his girl friend's wiridow before breakfast. He wakes all the girls iri the dorm. By the way, have you seen "Rattle­ snake" Dugan's menagerie up in the biology lab? Dugan says he'll Walk a mile for a rattler. giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuiDiimHiiiiiiiiiiimmniiiiiHRiiiifmiiimiiiiHKiRiuiHnMiifiw^ DELICIOUS PASTRIES I And Bliils for Picnics and Hikes Studenti Welcome In Our Kitchen THE UNITED BAKERY iCHAS. K. LINNE, Prop. 313 North Main Street Phone Main 108 illllllltlHnilHIHHIimilllllHIIIHIIIHIIllH R. B. Wilson Co. Established 1 m NEW SWEATERS •""•of"""* RAYON AND WOOL IN SLIPON STYLE WITH GAY COLORFUL STRIPES AND J AC- QUARD PATTERNS. JUST THE THING FOR CAMPUS WEAR. SIZES 30 TO 40. SCHOLARSHIP IS AWARDED HUSHES To , those students' who were here last year it will be gratifying to know, that Glenn Hughes of the University of Washington has been elected to re­ ceive the Gouggenheim Fellowship, "Which carries with it a fund of $2,000. Mr. Hughes has distinguished him­ self in the literary world, arid is a prominent figure among, the contem­ porary group of the Pacific coast. He lias written numerous book reviews, poems and Plays, and is the author of several volumes of University of Wash­ ington poems and plays. He is also prominent of thev"C®ap- Book" series, published at the univers­ ity. . i The members ,qf the student body will remember hitri as the man who, a year ago, gave several interesting lec­ tures here, on th& contemporary 'drama and oriental hterature. « .Tlie- fellowship will enable him to visit Eaarqpe^.. (yrherg--|ie .id^mds to in­ vestigate flench Im^gtst pbeifify. THE BUNGALOW Candies—Fountain Service "Between the Shows" That's nothing, weH jump 20 for one. Blanche: Chambers wants to know if they got rattles because they're baby snakes. . But that's nothing. Swede Lind- qUist thinks W. S. C. is an ocean. Roy BiysMi says he was at Cape Horn when it was a whistle. And noW we Will have "Pavlowa" Mitchell do his famous dance of the Green Elephants. I thank you. The Store Where Quality Counts HOLEPROOF For , $1.00 • $1.60 • $1. v* I * \ t J Lv Ellensburg for Yaklm«, *7:S0 ». in.. It ntfon, *2 p. m., •4:30 p. m., and I p.ai: Lv. Takima for EUensburg •7:10 it m.. 10:30 a. m:, 2:30 p. ift., •»:45 and «:M P. m., except Sunday when 7:S0 p. m. Lv. EXlensburr tor Wenatch*« (via Vaat- age) 9:00 a. m. and 4:00 p. m. Lv. Elleneburg for cie Elum and Bttttoai •12:16 p. m. Isv. CSre Btum for SSliensburK *3:00 p. at. Lv. Easton for Cle Mum and BUencburv •2:15 p. m. •Daily except Sunday. 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* • " t* £age i?oui CAMPUS ORDER Event With High School Ts Landslide For Crimson Track Men • \ Friday afternoon at the Rodeo field the Crimson and Black track team de­ feated the Ellensburg high school in a dual meet 85 to 36. Neither team showed anything like midseason form but the meet brought out many faults that can be corrected and also gave a hint on those men who can be expected to glace, in the coming meets. The high school captured two first and five second places in the 14 events. Babe Peterson was high point man of the meet with 3 firsts, 1 second and a place in the relay for 19% points. Hart- man was high man for the high school with 1 first and a second plade for eight points. Higley, Peterson, Robinson, Nixon, Purnell, Grant, Crabb and Roth, were consistent winners and will probably form the nucleus of this year's track team. Purnell's distance in the javelin throw was the feature of the meet. Nix­ on also made a good mark in the high jump. Hartman ran a pretty race in the low hurdles, and Harrall had little competition in the pole vault. Peterson and Robinson might be termed the Swedish twins, finishing in one-two or­ der in three events. There are several good men in school, who, if they could be persuaded to turn out, would add strength to the second and third places. Second and third places frequently de­ termine a track meet, and no team can hope to win unless it has a sufficient number of men entered. Here are the events as they were run off: Mile—(1) Higley, (2) C. Smith, (3) L. Smith. 100 yard—(1) Peterson, (2) Robin­ son, (3) Morton. High hurdles—(1) Nixon, (2) Roth, (3) Gardinier. ' Javelin—(1) Purnell, (2) Roth, (3) Hanks. High jump—(1) Nixon, (2) Hamel, (3) Warwick. Broad jump—(1) Peterson, (2) Rob­ inson, (3) Dunson. Half mile—(1) Crabb, (2) Higley, (3) White. Shot put—(1) Peterson, (2) Robin­ son, (3) Pratt. 440 yard—(1) Grant, (2) Hartman, (3) Stevens. Discus—(1) Purnell, (2) Peterson, (3) Mills. Low hurdles—(1) Hartman, (2) Harp, (3) Nixon. Pole vault—(1) Harrel (2) Roth, (3) Beck. 220 yord— (1) Grant, (2) Driver, (3) Hall. There was only one relay event, the 220 yard, in which the Normal school team of Robinson, Nixon, Pohlnian and Peterson triumphed easily. Infirmary News Saminye Anderson is back to school after two weeks' vacation spent in the infirmary. Betty Nelson and Marjorie Crooks were confined-- to the infirmary for a few days last Week. Arthur Short, back from the Ellens­ burg hospital, is convalescing rapidly and expects to return to John Lombard soon. Bart Fleming is the latest addition to the casuality list of sick and wounded. GIRLS GET MUCK Fair Sex Makes Scores Roll­ ed Up By Men Seem Small and Paltry NEW FIELD 10 FILL SEASON % • 9 With Completion of Present Plans New Field To Open With Football Games QIHGLEY SPEAKS AT SPOKANE MEETING Harold Quigley, head of the depart­ ment of physical education for men here, was the only member of the El­ lensburg Normal school faculty who spoke at the recent convention in Spo­ kane of the Inland Empire Teachers Association. Mr. Quigley's speech was on the top- ip, "Co-ordination of Physical Educa­ tion and Health Education", and was delivered before the health education session of the convention. Other mem­ bers of the Normal school faculty who attended the convention were: N. E. Hindi, H. J. Whitney, Loron D. Sparks, and C. D. Gray. The featured speak­ er of the convention was Doctor Mac- Andrews, superintendent of Chicago public schools, who has been prominent In the recent Chicago educational con­ troversy. SMOKE HOUSE Completely Remodeled HOT LUNCHES (By Elsie Hansen) Mere men, with their baseball scores of 4-3, 1-0, and the like, were put to shame on Sunday. morning, April 15, when Billie Brennen's Pirates routed Hazel Elsea's Black Sox by a score of 31 to 20 in seven innings. The game was played on Leonard field, and was marked by heavy stick work on both sides, both June Harris, who pitched for the Pirates, and An- nabelle Hinton, who toiled on the mound for the Black Sox, being hit hard and frequently. Miss Harris, however, had slightly better support in the field, with the result that she was able to keep the scores down to an av­ erage of three per inning. More games are planned for the future, and a fresh- man-sophomore contest is contempla­ ted. Following the latter game it is planned to pick an all-star team rep­ resenting the whole school. Following is the line-up of the first game, with Miss Allen as umpire: Brennen's Pirates — June Harris, pitcher Loretta Cook, catcher Lois Chase, first base Blanche Chambers, second base Ole Nelson, third base Verna Halleson, shortstop Mildred Core, left field Lucile MacDcnald, right field. Elsea's Black Sox—Annabelle Hinton, pitcher Florence Mardicott, catcher Marie Salliger, first base Marie Huff, second base Celia Thompson, third base May Turnley, shortstop Louise Thompson, left field Ruby Minnich, right field.' The hew athletic field, if present plans are carried to completion, will be ready for use next fall. It is hoped to have construction work finished in time for the gridiron sports in the fall. The new field is to includ both a baseball diamond and a gridiron. In addition there will be a cinder path for track and a number of pits for jump­ ers. Final arrangements with the Mil­ waukee railroad will determine the lo­ cation of the bleachers and the number of tennis courts to be constructed. Plans for completion will not be defi­ nitely settled until after these arrange­ ments have been made and further construction work finished. THE BUNGALOW Candies—Fountain Service "Between the Shows" ATHLETIC SPORTING GOODS RAMSAY HDWS. GO. Book-Ends Lamps, shades and other articles to make the stu­ dent's room more attrac­ tive are at Fitterer Bros. POCKET AND ENGLISH BILLIARDS I AI! POPULAR MAGAZINES W. F. WEBSTER Quid's Barber Shop Shampooing Ha!r Bebhteff Normal Students Welcome H. M. CHAD WICK, Pup, 109 W, Vtowtfc St. Roslyn Lump Coal Dry Slab Wood Tum-A-Lum Lumber Co. Phone Main 98 Capital Avenue Green House We specialize tn Corsages, Gift Box­ es and Baskets m Flowers SEND HER CLYMERS FLO WEES Phone Main S01 CRIM'S We Feature V MARION PRINCE GARMENTS You aire assured of absolute dis­ tinction in frocks. 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