Freshman Frolic Saturday CAMPUS CRIER Washington State Normal School Freshman Frolic Saturday Vol. t ELLENSBURG, WASH., MAY 9, 1928 No. 25 Sixteen Schools Compete For Honors On Fielcl Saturday IN RECOGNITION OF SERVICE Five valley high school records fell before the onslaught of some 70 prep athletes from 16 schools as they com­ peted for district honors on Rodeo field here Saturday in the annual Y, V. I. A. A. track and field meet, under the auspices of the Ellensburg Normal school. Yakima high school ran true to form arid nosed out ahead of Wa- pato in an exciting battle for the val­ ley championship, 44 points to 38%, taking only 3 first places. Her bal­ anced strength on track and field, re­ sulting in many seconds, thirds and fourths, eked out the narrow victory over Wapato's fewer but more brilliant stars. Roslyn was third with 18 points, Lower Naehes fourth with 16%, and, Ellensburg fifth with 9%. Perfect track Weather heralded rec­ ord-breaking performances as the 8 entrants in the 100-yard dash went to their marks and swept down the straightaway closely bunched behind Layton of Lower Naches, who broke tlie tape ahead of Webb, Yakima, Col­ by, Stinnyside, and Murphy, Roslyn, in 10 and 2-5 seconds, the promise was well fulfilled as the afternoon wore on and the best of the district's stars timbered up under the hot sun and waged as exciting a battle for indi­ vidual and team honors as this valley has ever seen, toppling, in their rush, three long-standing track records and two as equally ancient field marks. Ev­ ery track event was run in excellent tame, and the winners of each field event, with the exception of the dis cus and javelin thrown, were likewise close to records. Layton of Lower Naches carried off high individual honors with 15% points. He led fast fields to the tape In the 100 and 220-yard dashes, fin­ ishing in 10 and 2-5 seconds in the century and in 23 seconds flat in the 220, went 20 feet 6 inches in the broad jump for another first place and ran on the Lower Naches relay team, which finished fourth. Fritchard, Wapato, with 10% and Nolf, his teammate, "with 10, were second and third. Pritch- ard's "half point advantage was gained ta the relay in which Wapato finished third. Both took two first places, Nolf accounting for two new records and Pritchard for one. Nolf's performance in the distances was by far the most brilliant of the day. He ran two beautiful, record- breaking races in the half and the mile, in the latter passing McKenzie, Of Thorp, last year's winner, with a final sprint that carried him over the lynfr in new record time of 4 minutes 38 seconds, exactly 8 seconds better than the time Avery of Yakima set tip a decade ago. McKenzie, although beaten, bettered the old record by nearly 6 seconds. .Nolf's performance in the 880 was hardly less noteworthy. The slender Wapato lad ran a strong, lieady race,, coming in three seconds Under the Tecord in 2 minutes 3 3-5 seconds. , , . .. Wallulis, 200-lb. Roslyn star, justi­ fied Kittitas county's hopes with a heave of 44 feet 10% Inches In the shot, (Continued On Page Four.) It is with a sense of sincere grati­ fication that I have received com­ mendations from a number of out­ side sources upon the spirit of hos­ pitality and cordial welcome display­ ed by our student body toward their visitors on the occasion of Senior Day. \ Perhaps the most important factor of the entire affair was the attitude of our students toward those who were our guests for a day. The cour­ tesy and hospitality offered to the visiting Seniors betrays a spirit of gentility and good breeding that is a praise-worthy attribute of any student group. I extend my con­ gratulations not only to those who directed Senior day so efficiently, but to every Normal school student who contributed to the comfort and enjoyment of those who were our visitors on that occasion. (Signed) GEORGE H. BLACK, President. SELF-MADE MUSIC FEATURES EDISON Kildall, Frosh President, Kidnaped By Soph Sneakers Coming Events Freshman Frolic May 12 Operetta "Katinka", matinee and evening May 15 Operetta "Katinka", evening..May 16 Operetta "Katinka", evening..May 17 Tri-Normal Track Meet May 19 Chamber of Commerce Picnic..May 24 Special Assembly—Lecture by Mr. John Hanks May 29 Dance Drama May 31 W. A. A. Banquet June 1 Alumni Day June 2 Baccalaureate June 3 Senior Class Day .....June 6 Commencement Day June 7 Choruses, Instrumental Num­ bers And Solos In Spring Show By Frances Cox A spring concert was given by the intermediate department of the Edison school last Friday evening at 7:30 o'­ clock in the Normal school auditorium. Directed by Misses Mabel Anderson, Lil­ lian Bloomer, Tennie Johansen, and Jessie Stauffer, teachers in the de­ partment, and with Miss Bernice Tay­ lor as accompanist, the program was enthusiastically received by the large audience in attendance. The first part of the concert includ­ ed on its program group choruses, in­ strumental solos and orchestral num­ bers. A feature of special interest was the handmade orchestra, the instru­ ments being made by the players them­ selves. A ukelele made out of a cigar box, a 'cello devised from an apple box, a bass drum that had once been a cook­ ie box, a snare drum made from a cheese box—these and others showed a great deal of ingenuity and skill on the part of the makers. The second half of the program was made Tip of a pantomine abounding in the spirit and the mystic spell, off spring. The first scene showed the reign of Jack Frost and his wintery followers, but the Chinook wind over­ threw his majesty King Winter, and gnomes, sunbeams, south winds, rain­ drops and rainbows all heralded the ascension of Spring. A lovely bit of pantomine it was, and as carried out by the fourth and fifth grades, it had a rare charm. (By Ira Overstreet) Well, the seniors snuck. That tells the story, but hidden behind it is a myriad of thrilling escapes, personal combats, pitched battles, mysterious plots, wild pursuits, and all the things that go to make the annual senior sneak the most talked about event of the year. Tuesday the frosh began to scent mysterious happenings, and by Tues­ day night the suspicion had settled in­ to certainty. Accordingly they banded themselves together and set out in search of one Fred Breit, the elusive president of the sophomore class. They didn't find Fred, but they did find various other sophomores, ana some­ times the results gratified the most bloodthirsty. Meanwhile Freddy was in full flight towards Blewelfct pass, the scene of the sophomore picnic next day. After searching for him vainly for an hour, the frOsh decided that a class president was more of a liability, than an asset, so they took their own over and hid him in the Science build­ ing. Here he was discovered by six doughty sophomores about three in the morning, but before they could get him out of town they were in turn surprised by a band of frosh and had to flee, the frosh hard behind. About 15 miles west of town the sophomores were overhauled, and a pitched battle ensued, which the sophomores won, principally because they outnumber­ ed the frosh. Kildall was brought back to town and put oil the bus for Top o' the tthi t&vern, while the freshmen went as far as Cle Eltim searching for With the coming of dawn the sopho­ mores met at the Washington school, where they were loaded into trucks and a bus and transported to Top o' the vriii Tavern, where the annual picnic was held. Kildall was taken along to grace the' triumphal procession, and everybody was happy. The ensuing picnic was all thai could be desired, and everybody returned to talk it over and tell what might have happened. ITALIAN ART TOPIC Art Club Members Hear Head of Department Dis­ cuss Technique VALLEY SENIORS Graduates Throng To The Second Annual Senior Day Italian art of the Renassiance was the topic of Miss Dawn Kenedy's talk to'the Art club last Tuesday evening. To illustrate the points she wished to draw, Miss Kennedy showed pictures * on the screen. When the question of subordination to a central figure came up, she made the interesting state­ ment that there are no rules for an artist. As a practical sideline of this dis­ cussion of the art of another age, Miss Kennedy told the members of the club that in teaching art appreciation in the grades, the appreciation course itself should be linked with the other work and should be brought out in many fields, instead of in one separate class period. Thus in an informal way the pupils can be interested in the subject and can learn true apprecia­ tion in the way it will function. MANY METHODISTS AMONG STUDENTS Presbyterians Are Second, Recent Religious Survey "Babe" Peterson Places at "Babe" Peterson was the only El­ lensburg Normal entry to place in the University of Washington relay car­ nival at Seattle Saturday. He finish­ ed behind Darrow, College of Puget Sound, and Hemmi, Bellingham Nor­ mal, in the class B entry, which was run in 10.4 seconds. The other Wildcat entry, the medley relay team, failed to place. The event was won by the College of Puget Sound, (Darrcrw, 220, Hendel, 440, Ta- tum, half mile, Fassett, three-quarter mile), with Bellingham Normal second ymri the University of British Colum­ bia third. It was run in new record time of 7 minutes 51.9 seconds. Coach Sandberg irys Hand at Dramatics With Success Baseball fans of the Normal school and the city of Ellensburg will have a chance to get a line on players on the other two members of th tri-normal conference when the teams from Bel­ lingham and Cheney swing into action at the city ball park May 18th at 3:30 pjrL They will play a second game Saturday morning May 19th, beginning at 9 am In case they split the first 2 games a third will be played in the afternoon to decide the series. _ With good weather and both teams in tip-, top shape these games should bring out some first class baseball. Infirmary Notes put Betty Crosby a two day rest Too much "sneak in the infirmary i'or cure. Laura Brown was the new patient over the week end. Bart Fleming is back in the sick bay after spending a few days in school. Kathryn Anderson after visiting at the former home of her 7th cousin, Sammie Anderson for the past two weeks departed Tuesday with Miss Chicken Pox for parts unknown. The Department of Drama onoe again brought enjoyment—real laughter and fun—to normal students and their High School Senior guests when it pre­ sented three one-act plays Saturday! evening, May 4, in the Normal Audit­ orium. The first of these plays "The Shoot- ing of Dan McGrew" was a burlesque pantomine rolicMng with mirth. So humorously were the members of the cast garbed that their identity was al­ most completely concealed. However, it was suspected that the desperate stranger who shot the guns was none other than. Mr. Sandberg. The two lovely, dainty (?) heroines were Clifford' Cannon and George King. Other parts were taken by Mr. Wright, "Rich" Peterson, "Jackey", Tex Robinson and Harold Naubert. "A Pair of Lunatics", by W. R. Walk­ er, the second play, had a subtle strain' of humor throughout its lines. The characters of two very sane people who tried to convince each other that they: were insane were cleverly portrayed by Bill Webster and Calista Whitney. Fred Breit and Theone Craig were the two characters in "The Raft" by Stephen Leabock. They gave a very entertaining interpretation of just what it is like to be shipwrecked without a can opener. A large electric lighted moon hung against the blue velour drapes and made an effective setting as the raft tossed on the stormy sea. Methodists and Presbyterians pre­ dominate among the students of W. S. N. S., according to data gathered by the department of personnel research.] Methodists head the list, with 158 peo­ ple professing allegiance to the doc­ trines of Wesley. The Presbyterians are a close second however, with 135 members. There are 16 other denomi­ nations represented among the student: body, five of them by only one member j each. Another considerable group is com­ posed of those who profess no church preference whatever, as 103 students had no religious beliefs they cared to state. Following is the complete list of churches with the number of their adherents among the students: Church No. of Students Methodist 158 Presbyterian 135 Disciples of Christ .... 61 Roman Catholic 54 Baptist 52 Episcopal 39 Lutheran 27 Christian Scientist.. .. 14 Congregational 13 Evangelical 5 Church of Brethren 3 Seventh Day Adventist 2 Unitarians 2 Calvary l Nazarene 1 Community i Alliance i New Thought 1 No preference stated .103 Over 350 members of the graduating classes of Yakima valley high schools were welcomed to W- S. N. S. at the ~ second, annual Senior Day, held last Saturday. Although this was only the second time that Ellensburg Normal school has observed Senior day, such "was the spirit of friendliness and co­ operation manifested throughout the event that it bids fair to become one of the school's finest and most worth­ while institutions. Under Mr. Porter's supervision a full day was planned for all guests. Begin­ ning at 10 a. m. tours of inspection were made over the campus, Normal school students attending each group as guides. All the buildings were on in­ spection and the offices of the heads of departments were opened to the vis­ itors. The day itself was ideal, and at noon an out-door lunch was served to some 700 guests on the grassy court be­ tween Kamola and Sue Lombard halls. The event of interest in the afternoon was the track meet at the rodeo field, in which Yakima high school carried Off tiie valley laurels, with Wapato sec­ ond. In his speech that night when pre­ senting awards to the victors, R. K. Kester, president of the Yakima Valley Interscholastic Athletic association, characterized the track meet as one of the finest and most closely contested exhibitions of skill ever held in the valley. . ' • - Dinner was served to 625 guests at 5:30 in the dining room of Sue Lombard hall. The dining hall was delightfully decorated for the occasion, and at each table a Normal school student and a faculty member presided as host or hostess to the visiting seniors. Fallow­ ing the dinner the ^women's double quartet presented a selection from "Katinka" and Stanley Beck gave a vocal solo entitled "In a Hurry." The big event of the dinner hour, however, was the presentation of awards to the winners of the first four places in each event in the track meet- Hie Wa­ pato yell leader leading the cheering for those who had broken records in the afternoon performance. With Miss Miller directing, the Normal school students than sang Alma Mater, the fi­ nal event of the dinner hour. After dinner two one-act plays and a burlesque pantomine were presented in the auditorium under the direction of John W. Wright. The last event of a busy day was a dance held in the gymnasium, the school orchestra fur­ nishing the music. At 11:30 the dance adjourned and the viatic® seniors started for home, bringing to a close one of the most successful and enjoy­ able events of the year. FUR BALL TEAM Coach Sandberg has outlined a stiff program of practice for the baseball squad for the next 3 weeks pointing for the series against Bellingham May 25 and 26th. A daily workout for 2 hoars hitting, sliding and fielding has been inaugurated and a special effort is be­ ing made to get the pitching arms back into shape. Jerry McMahon af­ ter being out the first part of the season with a sore arm has returned to the line-up and is showing plenty of stuff. The team dropped a practice game to the Yakima Indians Thursday af­ ternoon 8 to 7. Jerry held the valley team to $ hits in the first 5 innings, errors being responsible for defeat. Hacker who finished the game also pitched good bail. Old automobile engine are being used in moonshine plants in New Jersey. The neighborly greeting is "How many gal­ lons do you get to the mile"—Brewster Herald. What a splendid thing it would be if people who lost their tempers were tunable to find them again. Idaho Ar­ gonaut. An ambition to own a skyscraper is a lofty ideal. —Idaho Argonaut . Page Two CAMPUS CRIER PuMished Weekly by The Associated Studefit Body of Washington State Normal School. Entered as second class matter at tile post-office at Ellensburg, Wash. Alumni—three quarters—$1.00 Managing Editor .Ted Kildall Associate Editor .Frances Cox Contributing Editor Elsie Hansen Sports Editor Haney LeBlanc Columnist .Pete Wick Exchanges ..Lucy Richards Circulation. Ira Overstreet Special Writers — Gunar Tranum, Eoline Sweet Reporters — Dorothy Anderson, Ted Moore. Esther Sandberg, Florence Cooke CAMPUS CRIER Honor Roll Each quarter brings out a new honor rolL Mahy of the names can be count­ ed on before hand while many others are new. The honor roll has become almost a fixture in our institutions of learning. It, represents the leaders in our class rooms which are our tempo­ rary moulders of a new citizenship, These young men and young women liave done more than make grades of B or better they have impressed oth­ ers that they are doers, they have sold thfemselves or their idebs to some one else. After all that is one essential to a worthwhile education. Another group has come to attention, litis is the people of extra curricular ftctiVities. It includes people some of whom are on the honor roll and many ifaore who are not. Often these people have failed to be listed in the honor roll of education by a minus or one C grade. Education is "life" if our latest in­ terpretations are not faulty. It is liv­ ing life at its fullest each day. These people who carry on the activities of the School are certainly on the high­ er ridge of the road to success. Their prowess are not in terms of interpre­ tation. Concrete things show that they have already made good. Their actions are their pass word. Others may steal the limelight but these are leaders n«d doers too. STILL PERSISTS Affiliated with AssTd Retail Syndicate Buying of 189 Stores REDLJN VARIETY STORE Where Quality, Service and Prices Meet If Satisfied Tell Others, Not Tell Us Hyak em June 7, the date that will mark the eftd off the spring quarter, and the goi of the school year for most of us, is not far away. And looking back on it alL it has been a good year, a good year for the school, a good year for the student body as a whole, and a good year for you as an individual. There are many things to remember and next fear, and for many years to come after that, those memories will be among the most valuable things you will ever have. That perhaps is the fundamental pur­ pose of a year book, to help us remem­ ber the things we did, and the friends we had, and the events we attended. This year we have been promised a Hyakem that will eclipse anything we have ever had before, and while we are told that same story every year, this time it seems to be mare than mere advertising ballyhoo. And if the book Is to be published it will necessitate the support, of every student. There are 673 students in the school, and at least 680 copies of the Hyakem should be sold among the student body. We really do not believe that there is a student enrolled in this school who cannot afford to buy a copy of the an­ nual We do know from personal ob­ servation that there Is enough spent by this student body in one month for ea&dy, cigarettes and shows to finance two editions of the Hyakem, exclusive of the advertising. If you have to Skip a few meals to buy an annual, do it. A year from, now the meals wont make any difference, but the loss of the Hyakem win be a matter of con­ tinual regret. Zip, bang, zoop! So swoopeth roller skates down upqn us, and so descendeth we upon the pavement.—That is, thus we go down., if we are so lucky as to get hands or feet on a pair of those much-rented implements of locomotion. If indeed we must forego the Joys of testing the strength of the cement we at least may offer helpful suggestions from our pews on the sidelines. Or can we? Indeed, many an ob­ server has been seen to flee as upon him there careens a wildly propelling human mechanism, known as a skater! By far the best proven method for ex­ ulting in some humble being's prostra­ tions is to hie yourselves to your port­ holes and therefrom gaze. And ah! such deep graceful bows as the strug­ gling ones condescend to take. From your vantage point you behold a fair damsel who is laboring with her pedal extremities as down the street she sails, carrying on a conversation with a Sir Galahad by her side. But woe unto you Helen Bennet—for the damsel is no other—yonder crack spells doom to your equilibrium How quickly do you throw yourself down in adora­ tion at the feet of your gallant knight Alas, that he is only a grade school boy, unappreciative of your lowly down­ fall! But, whiz! Here come Eoline Sweet, so watch! Starting from the porch of Kamola she speeds down the walk, gaining momentum. Wildly she clut­ ches at the air and makes a hopeless effort to turn the course of her golden lillies, but all in vain! Into the gtttter the chastised Eoline sinks just as & car charges by. Even as you look down on the scene of her humility you notice the cruris at the nape of her neck rise a good three inches and then wilt into the position customary before the days of roller skates. JPast your window flashes a streak- Annabel Hinton it is you decide from rumors of that record-breaker's speed. In Annabel's wake flounders Dorothy Hoffman who is struggling to catch up with that Atlanta of the Roller Skates. All is progressfog slowly when abruptly Dorothy crashes down, bumping her nose cm the curb. Up she comes, gasp­ ing as she massages the swelling se&t of her woe, and off after Annabel she tears. At the next corner she hero­ ically battles to apply the newly-learn­ ed brakeing system, but the struggle ends by he- collapse and her motim- ful cry of *1 dont believe I can ever catch her if this nose of mine insists on so many rendez-vous with these side­ walks!" ^ . And you? You laugh at the exhibition BUSINESS (By Pete Wick—Sophomore) Hello fellow goats! How'd you enjoy the sneak? Ed Zeil had a swell time. Chet Schlein says the reason he stayed out and froze sneak night, was because the frosh made it so hot for him. OLD CLOTHES LOOK LIKE NEW Economy and good appearance go together when you send your clothes to the — . 1 K. E. Pantorium Cleaners John Stewart broke a record for sus- tained flight, sneak night, when he was so ably propelled thru space out thej dormitory door by the sophs. i It seems the Sophs didnt care fori mutton. j It is thought that John to the only! flying sheep in captivity. Janet Barclay, Bim Taylor and Van Williams spent an enjoyable but stren­ uous evening in the Ad building climb­ ing transoms. Mr. Quigley ought to find a likely pole-vaulter in this trio. Don Baker and Curly Glenn vied with "Slieepy" Akain for the aquatic honors of the evening. Akain won by an eve-lsplash. They're sure. a tired bunch these Frosl^ i Why. didnt they come get their president instead of crawling into a nice warm bed at 4 a. m. Where's your back-bone Fresh? You let your prexy stay out and freeze, a captive„of a bunch of so-call­ ed goats, and yet you respond by quit­ ting. No wonder he calls you sheep. It Is true some of yoti stayed cm the job, but what about the other seventy- five per cent? This is what the upper classmen think about the way you defend your prexy sneak night. Was it the Sophs that out-numbered you, or was it the sandman? Wake up! Cmwr Fovrth and Pearl Men's and Young Men's Clothing and Furnishings Kodaks We Do Developing and Printing i Bostics Drug Store 107 East FOnrth St I thank you. when you are safe above the vale of the skates, but hold your peace! Your day too is coming—spring fever will soon claim you as a victim and thai who will laugh? Aye, you too will then be spending hours wondering how you are filing to transfer your carcass from your couch of slumber! Hence, "laugh eat and be merry, for tomorrow you skate!" Betty Beauty Shoppe 4m OFFICIAL NORMAL PINS J. N. O. Thomson M r / jRoslyn Lump Coal Dry Slab Wood Ltua Lumber Co. M Okeh! is your grade when class wwk and sonals" arc typed on a Royal Portable* most modem of lightweight: writing machines. Nowadays long-hand writing is quaint as a fftlnlnid collar—Royal-typed means easy to write, easy to read* Phone the Royal Repre* sent&tive to show you die new color com­ binations of the Royal Portable—ask him about die pleasant ptanof gradual payments. nm Furniture Upholstering and Refinishing Gladly Cttvca W. J. Peed & Son Black 4321 Ptaii St. aafl 5th NEW COLUMBIA and BRUNSWICK RECORDS IN DAILY ALL THE LATEST BITS REMINGTON MUSIC COMPANY 321 North Pearl Street Ettensbufc, Wash, to enjoy a chat—and a tasty refreshment Schultz's ICE CREAM! We make all our own Ice Cream and know it is pure and tasty. Ellensburg Dairy Store The Laundry of Pure Materials You need neror hestiate to your most delicate fabrics to the K. B. LAUNDRY New York Cafe 'fad a IMe BeSsr' PORTABLE TYPEWRITER RECORD Phone Maun 128 for The White Line V Night Taxi Service Toilet Articles for Boys and ply always on the'staple brands. hand and aB Owl Drug Store j BLOCK'S BOBBING SHOP I We Cater to Fancy Banquets With Choice Meats Tht Cascade Market MS fjns MODERff PLUMBING CO. C, B. Ka#gfsa, SttBft. $SSN. Ffce ISS J r CAMPUS CRIER Page Tfam h June 11 Beginning of the Regular Summer Session At Normal Many Questions Are Asked By Students And Prospects The summer quarter, which begins June 11, is one of the regular quarters of the school year. Students may be­ gin any of the regular curricula during this quarter, or may continue a curri­ culum already begun. Entrance re­ quirements are waived during this quarter, but all students who are can­ didates for diplomas must meet the re­ quirement of graduation from an ac­ credited high1 school or its equivalent. The regular faculty group will be on duty during the summer, and in addi­ tion, several lecturers and instructors of national repute are to be brought here for scpecial courses and lectures. W. T. Stephens, who has spent this year at Harvard University, will re­ turn for the summer session, and will give weekly lectures in auditorium, which will be open to the entire student body. A special Bed Cross course, in first aid and home care of the sick, is an­ nounced for June 25 to 29 this date being tentative and subject to change. This course will be under the supervi­ sion of a specially trained instructor wider the auspices of the national Red Cross. There will also be a special course for teachers of rural schools, which is plan­ ned to meet the special needs of exper­ ienced teachers now teaching, and of prospective teachers' wanting rural school experience, and who have had training in other departments of ele­ mentary grade teaching. The summer demonstration school will be in session during the first 6 weeks of the summer term and will be in charge of Miss Jennie Moore, who has been a rural teacher of outstanding ability, and who also has been a county superintendent and supervisor of rural schools in Mon­ tana. * • The general direction of the rural course will be in charge of Miss Amanda JHebeler, a regular supervisor in the training department. The regular forms of recreation, have been provided for, and the dramatic department has planned at least one presentation, and probably the music department will also have one produc­ tion. Anyone planning to attend the sum­ mer session should send in Ms reserva­ tions as soon as possible. WO "SALES*1* LOWEST PRICES EVERY DAT MMMTTON-Wmr tNsrmniQN- where savings are greatest99 STORE A II LOCAL \ ENTERPRISE INTRODUCING ELLENSBURG THURSDAY, FRIDAY, SATURDAY "CHICAGO" One of the Year's Greatest Dramas lOc-40c SUNDAY NORMA SHEARER —IN— 'Latest From Paris' ALSO MADGE BELLAMY —IN— "Soft laving" BESIDES Special Mothers Day MUSICAL PROGRAM l&c-4dc This Ad and 39c Wfll Admit Nor­ mal Student to "CHICAGO" The questions listed below are fre­ quently asked the registrar. For the convenience of the students who desire this information, the answers are given. 1. What is the name of the diploma issued, by the Normal school at the completion of the two-year curriculum? Normal School Elementary Diploma. 2. For how long is an elementary diploma valid? For five years. 3- What is an elementary diploma worth at the university? The following paragraphs are copied from the latest catalog of the Univer­ sity of Washington: "Graduates erf the two-year curricu­ lum of approved Normal schools may receive junior standing provided their credits meet the requirements of the university for entrance, scholarship standards, and credit- hour load. "In fulfilling the requirements of university curricula that allows a large number of elective hours, such as that of the School of Education, Normal school credits can usually be fairly well applied. As a rule, a student cannot count much more than two years of Normal school work toward completion of curricula that require a major of 35 or more consecutive and coordinated hours work in one department. In many set technical or professional courses only a very limited amount of Normal school credit can be used. "For graduation with a bachelor's de­ gree a student admitted with advanced credit from a Normal school must earn in the university a sufficient number of credits to bring the total up to a mini­ mum of 180 quarter hours (exclusive of required physical education of military science.) He must satisfy such specific requirements of the degree as have not been fairly satisfied by previous work. "A minimum of 36 quarter hours earned in three full quarters in this sen­ ior year in residence is required for any degree offered by the university." 4. What are the requirements for a life diploma? A Normal school diploma, 24 months of successful teaching experience, and and additional quarter of Normal school work. 5- Does a holder of a Special Normal School Diploma need to take the addi­ tional quarter of teaching for a life diploma? Yes, unless he has had one year of teaching previous to receiving the spe­ cial diploma. 6. Does a holder of an Advanced Special Diploma or a Graduate Nor­ mal Diploma need to take the addition­ al quarter required for a life diploma? No. 7. When may the additional quarter of Normal school work be taken? Any time after a year of teaching ex­ perience. It is not necessary that this experience be after graduation. 8. Is it necessary to take the addi­ tional quarter at the school which granted the Elementary Diploma? No. Mr- Black may grant permission for attendance at another school The courses taken must parallel our upper division courses, and 16 credits must be earned. Mr. Black must approve the class schedule. 9. Must the teaching required for a life diploma be in Washington? Not necessarily. Harry Weimer Everyone knows Harry Weimer, ev­ eryone has business to do with him, at least they should for he is the col­ lector of internal revenue, at this in­ stitution. Harry arrived here for the summer quarter of 1923, from Yacolt, where he was graduated by the local high school. When his school days were over he went to work in the business office where he may be found today. Harry is single, as yet, but the pros­ pects are good, and he is'willing. He says he is part German, French Eng­ lish, Scotch, Irish, and 100 per cent i American, but those who turn most of their hard earned scheckles over to him might doubt the veracity of this statement: Although the electoral college has been a part of the electoral system of the United States since the foundation of the government, it is not mentioned by name in the Federal Constitution and it was not until 1845 that the title was officially recognized. When a public speaker pauses for a reply it breaks him all up if he gets it.—Idaho Argonaut. II DELICIOUS PASTRIES I And Buns for Picnics and Hikes Students Welcome In Our Kitchen THE UNITED BAKERY CHAS. K. LINNE, Ptop. 313 North Main Street Phone Mam 108 II Some 800 golfers are expected to try to qualify in the United States open championship this year. 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Shortly after, Pritchard of Wa- pato sped around the oval in the 440- yard dash in 52 1-5 seconds, 1 and 2-5 Seconds better than the best previous •mark. It was his second consecutive win in this event in district meets. The fifth record went to Chapin of Yakima, who leaped 5 feet 10 inches in the high jump, topping L. Carl­ ton's record by half an inch. Ellensburg's only star performer was Harrel, who acocunted for 7% of her points by winning the pole vault at 10 feet 9 inches and tieing for second 'in the high jump at 5 feet 6 inches. Harrel showed his best form of the season, beating Dunn, Cle Elum, who conquered him in the county meet. He tried for a new record, but failed by a narrow margin to clear the bar at 11 feet 1 inch. Barber of Wapato miss­ ed equalling a record by a fifth of a second, stepping the 120-yard high hurdles in 16 4-5 seconds. The meet was not decided until the final extent, the relay. At that time Wapato's entries had broken three rec­ ords and copped five first places. Her total was 36% points. But Yakima's " balanced strength had counted. Al­ though she had only 2 firsts to her credit, she had been shut out in only one event, the pole vault, and had arnassed enough seconds, thirds, and fourths to run her score to 39. A win for Wapato in the relay, with not more than a third for Yakima, would have resulted in a championship for Wapa­ to. The battle, however, was not be­ tween these two. It was Yakima and Roslyn from the start. Murphy gave Roslyn a 15-yard lead on the first lap, Which the next two Yakima runners cut in half. Wallulis began the last 220-yard lap with about that advant­ age, but Webb, the last Yakima runner, drew up even 40 yards from the finish, edged ahead a trifle, and beat Wallulis' last dive for the tape by the barest . fraction. Two Wapato m&n, Sutton and Bar­ ber, „ were disqualified after winning fourth places in the pole vault and low hurdles, respectively. Sutton was not eligible to compete, having failed to win either first or second in the eliminations. Barber ran out of his lane on the first turn in the hurdles and as no fifth had been picked, fourth place was not awarded. Mc- Guiness, also of Wapato, was awarded fourth in the vault, having won fifth. The meet Was handled excellently by the officials and the Normal students Who policed the grounds. The events Were run off quickly and efficiently. There were few delays, the last event being over before 4:30. Awards of ribbons, banners and cups to the winners were made at a dinner tendered the athletes and the seniors of the valley high schools by the Nor­ mal school at Sue Lombard hall. Pol- lowing the dinner, the guests were en­ tertained by one-act plays in the au­ ditorium and a dance in the gym­ nasium. The officials: Referee—Roy Sandberg. Starter—Howard Bench. Timers—R. K. Kester, W. P. Tyler, H. L. Squibb. Chief clerk—L. D. Sparks. inspectors of the course—Richard Peterson, George King, Frank Demko. Chief field judge—B. A. Leonard. Judges of field events—L. Purnell, L. Robinson, A. Roth, W. Toivenen, G. Galkowski. Judges of the finish—O. K. Krienke, O. L. Putnam, J. V. Helm, C. H. Lillie, Hugh Coleman, John Jordan. Official scorers — Gilbert Kaynor, 0 Virgil Cunningham. Announcer—Murphy. The summary: 100-yard dash—Layton, Lower Na­ ches, first Webb, Yakima, second Col­ by, Sunnyside, third Murphy, Roslyn, fourth. Time, :10 2-5. Shot put—Wallulis, Roslyn, first Perdang, Easton, second Van Tuyl, Yakima, third Short, Granger, fourth, Distance, 44 feet 10% inches. New val­ ley record. _ , Pole vault—Harrel, Ellensburg, first Dunn, Cle Elum, and Wade, ^Naches, tied for second McGuineas, Wapato, fourth. Height, 10 feet 9 inches. 880-yard run—Nolf, Wapato, first Overlie, Pasco, second: Grunden, El­ lensburg, third Long Yakima, fourth. Time, 2:03 3-5. New valley record. High jump—Chapin, Yakima, first Druse, Yakima, and Harrel, Ellensburg, tied for second. Razey, Wapato, _and Meloy, Naches, tied for fourth. Height 5 feet 10 inches. New valley record. 220-yard dash—Layton, Lower Na­ ches, first Webb, Yakima, second Wallulis, Roslyn, third Williams, Grandview, fourth. Time, :23 flat. 120-yard high hurdles—Barber, Wa­ pato, first Dyhrman, Yakima, second StaVkovich, Roslyn, third McCurdy, Yakima, fourth. Time, :16 4-5. Discus throw—Steickel, Pasco, first Lombard, Yakima, second Wallulis, Roslyn, third Van T'liyl, Yakima, fourth. Distance, 111 feet 4 inches. 440-yard dash — Pritchard, Wapato, first Ellis, Wapato, second Johnson, Yakima, third Camp, Yakima, and Cuyle, Lower Naches, tied for fourth. Time, :52 1-5. New valley record. Broad jump—Layton, Lower Naches, first Barber, Wapato, second Mur­ phy, Roslyn, third Eakin, Yakima, fourth. Distance, 20 feet 6 inches. Javelin thrown—Van Tuyl, Yakima, first Ayling, Selah, second Sapuay, Wapato, third Heathcock, Roslyn, fourth. Distance, 147 feet. Mile run—Nolf, Wapato, first Mc- Kenzie, Thorp, second Razey, Wapato, third Zimmerman, Yakima, fourth. Time, 4:38. New valley record. 220-yard low hurdles — Pritchard, Wapato, first Whitaker, Yakima, sec­ ond Dyhrman, Yakima, third Barber, Wapato, fourth, disqualified. No fifth place picked. Time, :27 2-5. 880-yard relay—Yakima, (Whitaker, McCurdy, Eakin, Webb), first Roslyn, (Murphy, Starkovich, Heathcock, Wal­ lulis), second Wapato, (Piland, Pritch­ ard, Barber, Dossett), third Lower Na­ ches, (Pence, Zirkle, Farley, Layton), fourth. Time, 1:37.3. • CONFIRMED PESSIMIST MAGNETIZED BY NEW Road to Appreciation of Modern Art Seems Rocky To Practical Souls false representation. So ends the pencil work. Next you are Swamped in a little "six by six" box of paints. By night and by day you splash unruly mixtures around in muffin tins. When at last you have finished bespeckling an as­ signment your blotter looks as though Easter eggs had hallowed it with their presence. Your hands, your face, your clothes, are witnesses that you have plunged headlong into a melted rain­ bow. Wildly you struggle with birds and beasts that neither you nor any other mortal hopes to lav eyes on. Fan­ tastic, decorative, abounding in rhythm they are—but on! So maddening! Lucky you are, if, after gazing at an exhibit of the imaginary creatures, you are not caught cnasing butterfly®! Thus are the paints left behind. Now we come to charcoal. Armed with a stick of that lovely substance and a piece of paper that proclaims your intentions, you set forth to por­ tray a basket of fruit. A basket of fruit—aye! and shade it properly! By rubbing, stroking and smearing you at last wear the skin from your fingers, but still your basket of fruit resem­ bles a bucket of coal. But at length you proclaim the luscious product com­ plete, and hang it up on the wall and proceed to drench it with fixative. When your head becomes giddy and the fumes drive your room-mate afar, you know that the fixing labor is half completed. And thus does the char­ coaling continue. For your final achievement is as­ signed the joy of self-portraiture. Over J your inspiring countenance you gaze* in rapt wonder as the great work goes j on. Your hairs you count, the freckles i you proportion, the tragic mouth you must transfer to paper. Alas! You change the position of the nose, and the dark beauty must be revamped. When at last the unequaled portrait is subjected to the instructor for whom you toil, your own face is many a de­ gree less expansive than it was at the beginning of those long sittings. 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And contemptuous though the out­ burst may be, never will you give voice to a more true tragedy. But restrain that dagger! Drink not the fatal, hemlock! Allow one who has laboriously floundered through that vale of woe, to paint the terrors that lie therein. First and foremost will you be bid­ den to seize crayons arid execute a col­ or reel. Back and forth will you shove those multihued sticks of wax up and down, across, and at every angle will they leave gaudy trails in their wake. You are most painstaking that the blaz- en lines stay within the boundary, but as you cock an eyebrow at the master­ piece you behold many a fugitive flying out into space. But to your rescue hastens your Pages glue and a pair of scissors—hurrah! for the results! Your fingers are cramped your eyes are fast becoming color blind the night is far spent, but you have your art for the next day. For days will you wield crayons, but just as you are becoming proficient in the art you are ousted to another form, of equipment. And Imagine what I A pencil! Henceforth you will leave smudgy marks across your paper. You try, at­ tempt, and essay to make lines that neither quaver nor waver when your weary fingers reach the central zone of the blank white spaces. At last when the marks fail to take on Charles- toman characteristics you are thrown into the mill of figure drawing. Stick figures, human figures that too often prove inhuman, such are the torment­ ing orgies in this land of perdition. A line here, a line there, and you com­ pare your effigy with the original. But your growing pride is punctured and you flop your paper over with all speed lest you be sued on the ground of THE BUNGALOW Candies—Fountain Service "Between the Shows" CRIM'S Vl \l L 4 W Book-Ends Lamps, shades and other articles to make the stu­ dent's room more attrac­ tive are at V. 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