Buy Your Hyakem Receipt Monday CAMPUS CRIER Beat Idaho Frosh Armistice Game Washington State Normal School Vol. 2 ELLENSBURG. WASH., NOVEMBER 9, 1928 No. 7 WILDCATS ANNEX THIRD CHAMPIONSHIP Snowball "to Be Given Dining Hall 8th of December in Girls Enthusiastic Over New Ruling Made Re­ cently CALENDAR OF, SOCIAL EVENTS Tea Dansante, sponsored by W. A. fA. Nov. 22 Football game with Washington Super-Varsity Nov. 23 U. of W. Glee club at Ellensburg theatre Nov. 24 Thanksgiving Vacation— Nov. 29 and 30 Play by Department of Drama­ tics ..... Dec. 7 December 8! Already plans are nearing completion and work commenc­ ing for the Snowball to be held on that date in the dining hall. Committees that have been appoint­ ed are: music, Lucile Cheney and Dorothy Robapds, chairman, Harriet Ellis, Thelma Evans, Olga Jacobson, and Mary Wagner program, Lois Chase, chairman, Frances Willoughby, Charlotte Hoag, and Louise Thompson. Beth Kohler and Lucy Richards head the decoration committee of Helen Benett, Laura Hall, Vera Archer, Marian Hoag, Florence Schlien, Mild­ red Sullivan, Beth Cowan, Ruth Parker, Margaret Johnson, Esther Furness, Alice Martin, and June Harris. Composing the boutonniere commit tee are Neva Nethery and Mary Des mond, chairman, Marjorie Crooks, El- vd ,MacDonald, and Louise Hall. Invitations will be made by Anna- belle Hinton and Marie Walker, chair­ man, Nellie Herold, Elizabeth Kuntz, Irene Dorland, and Florence AngeleL Ruth Barclay and Lucile Faulkner, chairman, with Lucille Dietderich, Florence Nelson, and Jeaneiti Clark are in charge of the tickets. Entertainment wftll be provided through the committe of Nell Stewart and "Todo" Faulkner, chairman, Wy Mekkes, 'Olive Rawson, Billie Coates, Margaret Ewart, and Ruth Smith. Heading the refreshment committee are Marie McCoy and Esther Sand- berg with Irene Courtion, Mary Gies- er, Mable Skinner, Florence Bice and Dorothy O'Connor aiding them. The floor committee is composed of Catherine Jensen, chairman, Ruth Auker, and Evelyn McCoy. Duties connected with cleaning up , are left to Imogene Enly, chairman, Lois Wachtmaii, Anne Higley, Wanda JohttsOh, and Roe Berger. TO HELP GIRLS At a recent meeting of the W. A. A. it was decided that 50 points would be awarded to all girls making the teams in the major sports, such as tennis, hockey, volley ball and any other which required enough "real work" to be clas­ sified among the major sports. The W. A. A. hockey girls were very enthusiastic over this change in the point system and with a letter (requir­ ing 300 points) as their goal, they have been working diligently on the hockey field that they may have an opportu­ nity to hake eirth the "Frosh" or "Soph" team. Alice Cary has been elected as hock­ ey manager under her are Anne Hig­ ley, sophomore, and Claudine Dudek, freshman, who are the captains of their respective teams. It is the duty of Miss Cary to plan all the games and set the time for practice periods. She stated that the girls are now "in train- in!" and must live up to the training rules. These rules for hockey girls are just as important as the rules for the football men and must be carried out just as effectively. Perhaps the only ones which will handicap the "trainers" are those pertaining to eat­ ing. "And you can't eat between meals, girls you are to eat no rich pastry (the very same evening of traihing apple pie was served in the lunch room) or candy," pronounced Miss Cary when giving out her instructions. This week the girls trying out for the team must put in at least three practices in addition to their daily rec­ reational hour before they will be eli­ gible for the team. Eleven players will be chosen for the main teams and five substitutes selected. Every girl who plays in any part of the game will be awarded her 50 points. Elizabeth Allen, physical instructor, suggested that any freshman girl who makes the hockey team this. quarter will have a very good opportunity of winning a sweater during her two years at Normal. From this standpoint all the "Frosh" are in training for hock- OFFERED Of STUFF IN PRIZE CHEST L To Cast Vote for Students Most Appropriately Dressed Crimson and Black Deal Cheney Team Bitter 13-7 Defeat As a special reward and incentive [for those studen(s who are selling Hyakem receipts a prize contest has been inaugurated by the yearbook management. The contest will be divi ded into periods of a week each with a distribution of prizes for each period. A grand pri?e will also be awarded to the outstanding contestant when the entire selling campaign is terminated.' The intensified selling contest will last until November 28. The salesmen are not the only indi­ viduals who have a chance to profit, however. Each week until Thanksgiv­ ing some lucky buyer of a Hyakem re­ ceipt will have his final payment can­ celled, and will get his yearbook with­ out further cost. The selection of the winning number will be made each Friday until the week of November 25 when it will be made on Wednesday. Announcement of prizes for salesmen and announcement of an additional prize for buyers will be made by post­ ers in the main hallways this week. October 29, the girls of Kamola and Sue Lombard halls convened in their respective halls. Miss Frances B. Skin­ ner, in speaking to the girls, requested them to avoid unnecessary waste of electricity. Miss Ruth Potter said that in her visits of the rooms she is try­ ing to help the girls make their rooms as homelike as possible and gave some helpful • points on the care of floors. r" Music Club Appoints Program Committee The Music club held a short business meeting Tuesday evening, November 6, in the music building. It was decided to have a business session every other meeting. A committee was appointed to plan the program for the next meeting. Those appointed were: Norma Briden- stein, chairman Helen Howard, and Clara Coleman. It was decided to divide the club in four groups for initiation. Those in charge of the groups are: Bernice Draper, Mildred Walker, Kent Caldwell and Thelma Stabence. Normal students will- have no excuse for not appearing properly clad at all college functions, whether it be for sports or formal wear, after the style show given Monday afternoon by members of the Home Economics de­ partment. As each different group ap­ peared, the proper and improper attire for that particular occasion was ex­ plained. School clothes were modeled first, men's wear as well as girls' being shown. Sweaters with harmonizing skirts and other forms of the two piece outfit were displayed. This was fol­ lowed by the correct garb for athletic wear. Riding, hockey, skiing and the regulation gym clothes were all shown to good advantage. Attire for dinner was modeled next in the prevailing styles for men and women. Colorful dresses for girls and dark suits for men marked the informal wear, while in the correct garb for the street brown and blue shades predominated. With the Snowball so near at hand the showing of formal dresses was exceed­ ingly fitting. Uneven hemlines, soft materials such as chiffon velvets, flowered taffetas and georgettes in both light and dark shades were fea­ tured. Men tuxedos were also dis­ played. The Home Economics group was as­ sisted by the Music and Art depart­ ments. THREE ACT PLAY SELECTS LEADERS * FT A very active membership held. the first regular meeting of the Psychology club in the Administration building last Tuesday night. The first order of events was the election of officers., Vera Archer being elected president. Others chosen for the fall quarter ejT with" a" will "to win"andV spirit'to ^g^ob Gilchrist, vice President " . _ ,, , . Wirtolro n/ral/-lrAc eonvoroinr • • I'honrt«-v»»o succeed. Through these hockey games for W. A. A. honor, enthusiasm and interest for women's athletics should be aroused and it is through the wom­ en's Athletic association that such school spirit is attained. T IKMILYSH A boys' quartet has been chosen by, Ethel T. Miller, head of the music de­ partment. It is composed of Wendell Long, first bass Kent Caldwell, sec­ ond bass Ellsworth Keeling, first ten­ or, and Lawrence Blessing, second tenor. The quartet which will sing in an assembly soon is working on the fol­ lowing pieces: "Correspondence School," "Charmaine," "Diane," and "Deep River." The men's glee club has been limited to 14 members this year. "We have some fine material and the glee clubs are progressing rapidly," was the com­ ment made by Miss Miller. Wytska Mekkes, secretary Theodore Beyers, treasurer. I Mr. Jordan, club advisor, presented many helpful ideas toward making this a successful lively organization. Miss Archer read the constitution of the club, and gave a resume of last year's activities. A program committee consisting of Henry Bohannon, chairman Fred Van DeGrift, and Mamie Cramer was appointed by the president. This com­ mittee will make an outline of this quarter's activities and report at the next meeting. It was decidcd to hold the regular meetings on' every other Tuesday night. Little Art Theater Guild to Give Farce Next Month HOST IT WEEK Campus Romances Begin and End At Rendezvous of Shieks and Shiekesses Amidst the buzz of voices, the scrap­ ing of feet, the hissing sound of hot coffee passing the lips of some fair co-ed, and the wild shouts for vitamines in one form or another, a feeling of comradeship and good feeling has been built up between the frequents of Dad Straight's Toastwich Palace at the edge of the campus. To the older students and to the alumni it has become almost a tradi­ tion—a living part of the life of the school. It is the rendezvous of the shieks and sheikesses of the campus it is the place where the confirmed batchelors and old maids get together once a day—it is the place where the students "express themselves." Many campus romances commence and end within the four walls of Dad's little store. It is the place where the great and small of the school life get together and go 50-50 on a quart of milk or a dozen cookies. It is the scene of an informal mixer of between many students every evening. The clan that gathers in the little store each night is composed of as many characters as could ever be found together in one group, all joined together, by habit or instinct, to get just a little bite to eat, to home and to bed. What a study it would be for some psychologist! Formality is thrown to the winds and restrajint is unknown. Each student says what he thinks and expresses it the way he wants it ex­ pressed. Here each night the affairs of the school, state, and nation are discussed s|nd decided here each presidential candidate's private and public life is exposed, here each future football game is won or lost and here the financial status of each student is ex­ posed to the public—if he pay cash he is "in," and if he says "mark it down" he is "out." Gathered around the little stove at the rear of the building one will find a group of men discussing women, and around the peanut machine near the fi'ont one will find a group of women discussing men. Of course the groups may change or the topics vary a little, but the afore­ mentioned order is conventional and traditional. Students of the Ellensburg Normal school can smile softly to themselves when students from larger institutions tell of their school and all its advant­ ages. Their Education 1 doesn't carry over into the outside world so well as it does here—they havent a Dad Straight's. The regular weekly Science club meeting was held in the Science build­ ing on Monday evening, November 5. The principle topic of discussion was the regular school dances for the com ing week end, at which dances the club is to be host. It was decided to give a special half hour dancing class for the benefit of- those boys in the school who do not know how to dance. These classes will be held from 7:30 to 8 p. m. on both Friday and Saturday nights, and will be followed by the regular dances. A committee composed of Catherine Brown, Marie Linden and Mary Green­ up was appointed to provide dancing instructors for the boys, and another committee composed of Henry Bohan­ non, Floyd Lee, Arnie Randall and Myron Lehne was appointed to adver­ tise the dances and handle the im­ mense crowds which are expected. After a straw vote on the election, in which Hoover, Dill and Hartley won the meeting adjourned. Thursday, November 8, Dr. Willis Lemon Uhl, dean of education, Uni­ versity of Washington will speak to the normal students in the auditorium. Dr. Uhl is a graduate of Northwest­ ern university and has a doctor's de­ gree from the University of Chicago. Before coming to Washington he had a professorship in education in the University of Wisconsin. Dr. Uhl is the author of several well known educational books including, "Principles of Secondary Education." In an article written for the Wash­ ington Journal, Dr. Uhl points out 10 principles which it is believed to the educators professionals maturity and, therefore, to the soundness of their professional status. Those mentioned are: Sound scholarship precedes the pro­ fessional knowledge of subject matter. A critical study of the meaning of human progress is a requisite for edu­ cators. The interrelation of educational in­ fluences is dependent upon a knowl­ edge of representative human institu­ tions. The financing of schools is depend­ ent upon an informal citizenry. The arousal of pupils to educative activities is the central problem of ed­ ucators. Educators, like their own pupils, learn by doing. Educators must adopt the procedures of science to the problems of educa­ tion. Educators must know and apply the best knowledge and practices of their profession. Educators are pupils for life. The success of schools of education depends upon the success of educa­ tors in general. The powerful Crimson and Black football team swept through to their third straight Tri-Norcnal conference championship Saturday afternoon at Cheney when they handed the Savages a bitter 13 to 7 defeat as a feature of their anne­ al home-coming program. Outstanding In sport annals was the savage come­ back of the losers in the second half and the brilliant playing of the Wildcat line in one of the most bitterly fonght games ever recorded between the two in­ stitutions. $ While low-hanging clouds gave forth a cool drizzle, laying the dust and mak­ ing a playing field fast enough for any style of play, two equally determined elevens lined for the opening whistle before a record-breaking home-coming crowd. Captain Ruble won the toss and elected to receive. Oheney kicked off to Robinson, who after catching the ball on his own 10-yard line, made a beautiful 82-yard dun down the field, finally being forced out on the 8-yard line. Three line plays made only 2 yards, a pass was incomplete, the ball going to Cheney on their 20-yard line. Ellensburg got their one break o£ the game at this point, Morgan of one Sav­ ages fumbled on the first play and the Wildcats recovered on the 18-yard line. "Tex" made 10 yards and then 5, two line plays netted 2 more then Tim- mons plunged through center for the touchdown. Try for point was blocked. Lindquist kicked off to Farrier, who fumbled but recovered. Cheney could not make yardage and punted. Rob­ inson made a first down, then Ellens­ burg failed to gain. Several ex­ changes of punts followed, neither side gaining. With the ball on their own 35-yard line the Wildcats started their second drive down the field. Behind beautiful blocking in .the line and some fine interference, Robinson went around left end for 35 yards. Connors added 25 more on a criss-cross, going out of bonds on the 5-yard line. Coog- ie" hit the line for 2 yards as the quar-' ter ended. Peterson replaced Connors, beginning the second quarter. Tim- inons hit the line for 2 yards and then smashed over on the next play for his second touchdown. Sterling passed to "Babe" Peterson for the extra point. Cheney so far had failed to make a first down. After receiving the kick- off, Morgan made 8 yards, lost 2 on the next play and lost the ball on an intercepted pass by B. Sterling. "Babe" made yardage in three downs, then after three plays had lost 8 yards, were forced to punt. Cheney fumbled and Frodel recovered on the 10-yard line. This break again put the Crimson and Black in scoring distance. Two plays lost 11 yards and on the third down "Robby" carried the ball to the 3-yard line. The play was called back and The' tentative cast for "Rollo's Wild Oat," a three-act farce by Clare Kum- mer, which is to be presented by the Little Art Theatre Guild early in De­ cember, has been selected. Linas Walker has been chosen to take the male lead, Rollo Webster. Dor othy Robards will take the part of Goldie, the leading lady. Those who will take the other parts are: Keith MacDonald as Hewston, the valet, which is a very interesting char­ acter part Lewis Argano as Mr. Stein, th^ theatrical manager, who is the comedy character of the play Merle Ayres, John Stewart, and Joseph Pat­ terson as the three actors, George Lu­ cas, Whortley Camperdon and Thomas Skitterling Keith Weaver as Horatio Webster, the grandfather, another in­ teresting character part Mabel as Ly- dia, Rollo's sister Margaret Ewart as Mrs. Park-Gales, and Luella Faulkner as Aunt Lane. Several minor characters have not been chosen yet. The tryouts were held most of last week. Approximately 80 students tried out for parts. The cast is rehearsing every night for the play. The art department un­ der Dawn Kennedy, head of the de­ partment, will have charge of the set­ ting. BALLOT Vote for most appropriately and becomingly dressed man and wo­ man student on the campus. Woman: Man: Drop in ballot box near bulletin board in Adminstration building. POINTS TO BE CONSIDERED 1. Accessories. 2. Appropriateness. 3. Becomingness to wearer. 4. Color combinations. 5. Grooming of the individual. 6. Lines of the costume. 7. Neatness in dress. Pupils Frolic With Spooks and Witches Parties rioted in every cranny and nook of the Edison school Wednesday, October 31. Black cats, witches and owls hovered in windows of the rooms. At the third grade frolic, where the children were guests of Miss Ander­ son and the student teachers, quaint costumes lent a happy air to the fun. Bobbing for apples, hilariously pin­ ning tails on cats while blindfolded and other games, provided merriment. Re­ freshments of pop corn, peanuts, and lollipops were given out. As guests of Miss Stauffer and the student teachers, the sixth* grade pu­ pils had a jolly time participating in games Hallowe'en in spirit. Cider and doughnuts were the refreshments. In the other rooms sweets were given the girls and boys. MEK OF LIFE (Continued On Page Three.) ELECTS OFFICERS A "Laboratory of Religions and Moral Experience" has been started by a young people's group meeting every Sunday night at 6 o'clock in the parish house of Grace Episcopal church. Re­ freshments are served at the social hour which is followed by the study period. The basis for this part at the pres- With the election of Winifred Judg- ent time, which is the lecture and dis- es as president Thursday evening, cussion type, with the Rev. C. A. Kopp, members of the Kappa Pi, organization rector of the church presiding, is the for students majoring in Kinder - "Sermon on the Mount." garten-Primary work are looking for- The plan carried out by this part of -ward to an exceedingly successful year, the study is to get the true meaning of Other officers chosen are: vice-presi- living as expressed by those teachings dent, Catherine Quinlan secretary, and each member is making a special Marie Walker treasurer, Daesie Law- point of applying them to his own daily yow. Various means to raise money life and experiences. for the cabin the group is going to A large number of normal students build were discussed and the girls are now attending, and a further in- signed up for the different lines of vitation is extended to all. work in which they were interested. Novel Plans Made For Guild Meeting An exceptionally interesting program has been planned for next meeting of the Little Art Theatre Guild. Although the plans are being kept secret, there will be a very spicy and entertaining program, according to Lucy Richards, who is in ehaxge of the program com­ mittee. The meeting will be held in the Little Art Theatre next Thursday evening. All those interested in drama­ tics are urged to "attend. Don't Say You Went to College Prove It by Showing Your 1929 Hyakem With Your Photo Don't embarrass yourself by telling your friends you've been to Collitch! If you're wise enough to lend an ear —have your picture took, subscribe for a Hyakem and then you can prove it. How many time have you taken your high school annual from the shelf and persued through its pages? They are nice things to look at, aren't they—but at that is hasn't been so many years since most of us were in high school. But listen—you aren't in high school now and ma doesn't know that you take a different girl home from the "libe" every night and she doesn't know who the fair damsel is that you are taking to the dance next Friday. No, there are a number of things that ma doesn't know—and she won't know unless she gets hold of your 1929 Hya­ kem some day and sees written across one of the autograph pages—"Dearest Algernon: Will I ever forget that night up on the logs?" Then you will be bombarded with a thousand questions —where are the logs—oh/ so that's where the logs are—how many times must I remind you that you should not go to the logs with girls you don't know?" But if you're wise youll tear such pages out and avoid embarrass­ ment. But to get down to business, there are a number of things that you want to remember about your college life. It is very easy to cast aside the thought of subscribing for an annual now, but you will never realize, the full value of such a book until your college days are over. We must all grow old and even you must change. You will not forever be as young and perilous as you are to­ day. Then will come the time when you will most reverently turn the pages of your Hyakem and recall the day we beat the Washington frosh on the Ro­ deo field the times the underclassmen were chastised for not obeying the green cap rule all those times that must eventually be swept into the dust together. The purpose of the Hyakem is to preserve in a permanent way such memories. A short history of the word Hyakem may be of interest. The Hyakem was first started in 1922. The name Hya­ kem was chosen for the new book, be­ ing a name derived from two Indian words, Hyak and yiem, Hyak meaning quick and yiem meaning to tell. Gcormctrically speaking: Therefore the name Hyakem means "quick to tell." The name was necessarily shortened for various reasons. In the first place we are not Indians and in the second place Hyakyiem isn't a good looking (Continued On Page Two.) Page Two Mm -V J /-/V."'' . ' /-t : /-v- V '-•. m&- '•KV-/-'vr.,V .••*'•..• v. ,'-, t. '•vH • ••• :. i-. '..' t.:'-" • - ' , -- . -..v:-: '• " ' V:"f''S:\ '. .••',• CAMPUS CRIER Published Weekly by the Associated Student Body of Washington State Normal School Entered as second class matter at the post office at Ellensburg, Wash. Alumni, Three Quarters, $1.00 -*-.: \ I *:**'* ' t.-V ' &^- . A , : 7-• /:• V-" v.'.. - -N v' -^r- - • if:- fv:' B?- 'v: . '•V 'it'i • •" • ',4 : V :VoA-.r . "••• • " y EDITOR M re Associate Editor ... News Editor usic and Dramatic Editor .... eatures Advertising Manager ..... Circulation Manager ... Faculty Advisor ^ Reporters for this issue: Mary Round, Lucy Richards, Henry Bohannon.. ..... •Kyi . :-' /•v., - v' ... HANEY LeBLANC Olrikka Ganty ........... Gunar Tranum Jean McMurry Pete Wick .Walter Dungan Joe Miller y D. Redenbaugh i-uTTcii .iamC/, Marguerite Wilkie, Fae Olds, Clifford Samuelson and WHAT DOES ARMISTICE DAY MEAN? The first Armistice Day was one 6f great re jo dug for the people of the world. Do you remember back in 1918, on Novem­ ber 11, when the news that the war had ended came? Do you remember all the noise sirens and whistles, newsboys yelling, and the people cheering and rejoicing, for the great struggle between nations had ended? Yes, and no doubt you remember, in your neighborhood, or perhaps even in your home, that the rejoicing was tinged with a streak of sorrow, for all the boys who went over did not return, and others came back only to spend their remaning days in hospitals, or be classed as social misfits. Now, 10 years later, what does Armistice Day mean to the students of W. S. N. S.?.Is it merely a day of marking the event of a big football game, a half holiday from school, or a day for the presentation of a patriotic program? Is this all that Armistice Day signifies after just 10 short years have elapsed? Our answer is no! We have but laid aside some of the most sorrowful recollections of the war, but we still revere the memory of those who made the supreme sacri­ fice, in order that the world might still be ''safe for democ­ racy. —Grunar Tranum. I Society HONOR DR. UHL WITH FACULTY BANQUET Honoring Dr. W. L. Uhl, dean of the school of education at the University of Washington, a dinner was given by the faculty Thursday evening in the Blue room of Kamola hall at 7 o'clock. Speeches were made by Dr. Uhl and members of the board of trustees. Invited guests included Mr. and Mrs. W. M. Yeayman, Mr. and Mrs. Ralph Williamson, and Miss Pearle Hibarger from Yakima Mr. and Mrs. George Oanfield, from Cle Elum Mr. and Mrs. G. P. Short, Mi1, and Mrs. J. C. Hubbell, Mr. and Mrs. G. L. Putnam, Mr. and Mrs. W. E. Heirs, and Mr. and Mrs. A. J. Seibel. STUDENTS GUESTS AT HOME OF DE WEESE'S Charmingly entertaining was a party for a group of students Sunday even­ ing at the home of the host and host­ ess, Mr. and Mrs. Benjamin De Weese. FRESHMAN CLASS O HOST AT DANCES Enjoyable dances were conducted Friday and Saturday nights in the gymnasium by the officers of the freshman class, who were hosts arid hostesses. THOUGHT WHILE STROLLING (With due apologies to O. O. Mclntire) What has become of the peanut sal­ ads that once held so much sway in the dining hall? "Fat" Caldwell singing "Mighty Lak a Rose." "Bizmavk' Hess deserts the pool table long enough to watch a game of check­ ers between Mr. Leonard and one of the students. Tex Robinson, a Marysville, Wn., boy who made good in the city. Wes Wachtman picking up rocks in front of Sue Lombard. Elva McDonald wearing a white ele­ phant on a ribbon around her neck. Jerry Krekow running in and out of the library. Imogene Enly buying sandwiches, bars, etc., for the girls in Kamola. • "Swede" Linaquist passing out laun­ dry. When will "Mitchell Field," that big vacant lot up next to the railroad tracks, be a track and football field? Joe Miller says he can beat Bill Nicholson playing checkers. A group of impromptu serenaders getting their spirits dampened at old Kamola. Vera Schoolcraft peeking into an empty mailbox, then that sad and de­ jected look. Dick Williamson smoking a pipe and looking serious. Hello fashion plates! o—o DID YOU ENJOY SHOW? OY 'PETE' WICK THE STYLE It SUITED some of the fellows fine, o—o A. J. Penney wore what is called the two button sack suit. o—o . IT IS CALLED THE sack STYLE BECAUSE IT IS ALWAYS GETTING baggy. Cliff Samuelson wore a wing collar. This type of collar WING collar because FLYING open. is it called the is always LEONARD FONDA SAID HE WAS NEVER SO pressed FOR CLOTHES IN ALL HIS LIFE. But it really wasn't as bad as it SEAMED. O—o BABE PETERSON ACTED AS A MODEL IN THE STYLE SHOW AT,BO. 0—O He had quite a RUNNER in his o-—o The versatile Tex Robinson also took a prominent part. o—o RUTH PETERSON THINKS TEX OUGHT TO MAKE A GOOD DRY GOODS SALESMAN. He's used to RIPPING OFF SO MUCH YARDAGE. o—o The girls presented some beautiful creations. o—o EVE USED TO WEAR A FIG LEAF. o—o But that was back in the FOLI­ AGE. — The general trend of fashion seems to be back toward the mode of those good old days. THE GIRLS ARE STILL GETTING weak-end leafs. * o—o If the girls' dresses get any shorter the police won't have to worry about any skirts hanging around the JOINTS. In our grandfather's time the girls used to wear whoop skirts. o—o NOW TKEY DON'T GIVE A whoop 'IF THERE IS ANY SKIRT OR NOT. Then there is Nero who made it hot in Rome. He was the lad who played "ROME SWEET ROME" on his fiddle while he watched the old village go up in smoke. There was no doubt a lot of material that went to WAIST during those days. But things have changed generally sines that time. The girls used to like a lot of laces and frills. Now they like a lot of CASES and THRILLS. Clubs Have Charge Of Social Activities Beginning this week a new system in the dining hall will be inaugurated. The class or club having charge of so­ cial activities for the week will also act as hosts during lunch and dinner hour. Officers of the Science club are hosts this week. !. Friday night there will be a dancing party in Kamola Friday and Saturday evening in the old gymnasium. The all-school orchestra will furnish music. Officers of the freshman class were hosts to the students and their friends who danced in the gymnasium Friday and Saturday nights from 7:30 to 10 o'clock. The usual large crowd was not in attendance, many students be­ ing home for the week-end and a large number motoring to Cheney for the football game. The business men arfe supporting Normal football team. Turn about is fair play. Patronize the advertisers. DO MEN FORGET Do men forget the girls who pet And remember the girls who don't. Do they have their fun and when it's done Go back to the girls who Won't. The song says yes and I must confess I don't know much about it. Maybe they do—perhaps it's true, But you know, somehow, I doubt it. Do men forget the girls who pet— The girls with an awful line? I do not know, perhaps it's so, But their memory's poorer than mine. —Lowell Hawley. liberty Cafe Corner Main and Third St. Under New Management A Real Place To Eat For SERVICE CLEANLINESS PURITY and QUALITY LOUIS DELDUCCO, Home Laundry Special rates for Normal School students and Faculty throughout the Bruce & Sons, Props. Phone Red 4601 We Call and Deliver Book-Ends Lamps, shades and other articles to make the stu­ dent's room more at­ tractive are at Fitterer Brothers HOME FURNISHERS .Diverse proceedings used to interest the young folks in those days. Today it's DIVORCE proceedings that interest the young folks. GIRLS USED TO REMONSTRATE THEIR BOY FRIEND WHEN HE SUMMONED ENOUGH COURAGE TO STEAL A KISS. NOW THEY demonstrate. O—0 They say the younger generation is going to the dogs. This will no doubt be known by the future generations as the BARK AGES. However, Flailing Youth is not new. The boys all had SIDE-BURNS in our grandfather's time. We're glad the youths of today haven't inHAIR-ited the same trait, o—o AND THEN TOO, CLEOPATRA AND SALOME WERE SOME OF THE flamous PERSONS IN OUR HISTORY. Portable Phonographs Come in and hear the Artophone Price $27.50 No better portable made. Ellensburg Book & Stationery Co. to C. E. Wheeler The Book and Office Supply Store AND EVEN ADAM AND EVE RAIS­ ED Cain. o—o Speaking of Flaming Youth, they say they .ire going to stop the drinking at the University of Washington. They ought to do something about the CANNED peaches in this institu­ tion. And that includes the SAP that comes with them. o—o IN THIS SCHOOL WE USE THE POINT SYSTEM. AT THE UNIVERSITY THEY USE THE pint SYSTEM. Here we get poor grades. There they get POUR grades. And so it llows. Their school song is—"FLOW Down at Washington." Singing ought to come easy to the University crowd. They're so used to the BARS. o—o They've got a school song at the Uni­ versity .that goes something like this— "WHISKY wow wow—WHISKY we LET THE GOOD MAN "FRIDAY" Give You a Real SHOE SHINE "AH Meetrfc Parlor" at Nichols and Kirby Student Shine Ticket, Good For AH Year—Three Shines a Week, $3.50 In that dear old collitch DAZE." o—o BEFORE EACH FOOTBALL GAME AT THE "U" THEY SING—"JUST BEFORE THE Bottle MOTHER." o—n One student at the "U" was so stud­ ious that he was awarded a scholarship in Europe. Another was so STEWEDious that he was awarded a scholarship in the town calaboose. Itmigh be said that he was CON­ FINED to his studies. . o—o However, a person can SOAK up a good education at the University. , A lot of the men get their M. D. (Mixed drinks) degree over there. Most of them get their B..A. (Boot­ legger's Assistant) degree at the "U." What we would like to know is whether they get their education by DEGREES or FATHOMS. But we hope all these stories about the drinking at the "U" aren't true. There won't be anyone enrolling in the rest of the schools in the state, if they are. o—o HISTORY TELLS US THAT GEN­ ERAL GRANT LIKED HIS WHISKY AND CIGARS. HE MUST HAVE BEEN THE FORE­ RUNNER OF THE MODERN COL­ LEGE GIRL. But even with all these effeminate traits he seemed to be a close friend of the celestial powers. We've read about the time he visited ST. LOUIS. He probably wanted to find ont how to bet on the WORLD SERIES. We read a great deal about people drinking themselves to death. It is really nothing to become alarm­ ed about. Old Socrates did that before the Greeks went out and made the world safe for restaurants. AND THEN THERE'S THE FEL­ LOW WHO SWALLOWED A green river. THIS WAS NO DOUBT ONE OF THESE current EVENTS. o—o Anyhow this drinking situation isn't what it's SWACKED up to be. o—o Now where's the village wit to sug­ gest that this column ought to be called NOBODY'S BOOZENESS? o—o NEVERTHELESS WE'VE HEARD HOW IT pours IN SEATTLE. THEY NO DOUBT WHERE THEIR RUBBERS AROUND THEIR throats OVER THERE. 0—0 And waxing literary we will add that it is no longer the "Wild and Woolly West. But rather the "Wild and Woolly WETS." o—o But to get back to the style suun, Virginia Funkley thought Red Fro die was perfectly STUNNING. So do some of his opponents on the o—o OLRIKKA GANTY IS SO DUMB THAT SHE THINKS A FASHION PLATE IS A FANCY DISH. O—0 Anyhow, the fellows got to take their time when they saw the fashion show. And that's more than they got when they buy the wearing apparel. o—o It was another of these rare cases where the football boys won glory on a DIS-PLAY. o—o And as someone has said—"As ye sew—so shall ye rip." o—o And sew it goes. O—0 I thank you. ALWAYS MEET YOUR FRIENDS HERE Try Our Big Jnlcy Steaks and Chops You Will Like Our Coffee High Line Cafe A New Selection of POLLYANNA Daytime Frocks—Sensibly Priced $1.95 Kreidel's Style Shop R. B. WILSON CO. Established 1892 NEW FROCKS FOR CAMPUS AND SOCIAL WEAR Tweedy Prints, Satins, Velvets, JERSEYS, FLANNELS $9.95 to $29.50 The Store Where OFFICIAL W. S. N. S, PINS AND CLUB PINS Visit our Gift Shop for Prizes and Favors Latest in Costume Jewelry Popularly Priced J. N. O. Thomson Watchmaker Plumbing and Heating A. A. BERGAN STRAIGHTS Confectionery c^L^i g i ocnooi a?uppXXG8 tastwiches i Ice Cream The Laundry of Pure Materials You need never hesitate to send your most delicate fabrics to THE K. E. LAUNDRY Phone Main 40 Toilet Articles for Boys ani supply always oi and all the staple Owl Drug Store We New Ford MODEL A Its brilliant performance is enhanced by the following accessories which are stand­ ard equipment on all cars. Triplex No-shattering Wind­ shield glass. Hoo-dye Shock Absorbers. Speedometer. Gas Gage. Two Bumpers. Stop Light. . Windshield Wiper. Mirror. Spare Tire, Tube And Wheel * Normal School Students, visitors and visiting teams always find a cordial wel­ come at— HOTEL ANTLERS Ellensburg's Leading: Hotel . Give the One Gift Your Friends Can Not Buy— Your Photograph Pautzke's Photographs Live Forever The more you patronize the adver­ tisers, the more they will patronize the Campus Crier. The more ads, the bigger the paper. r Phone B. 4161 Free Service Car TIRES ACCESSORIES TUBES Firestone Contract Dealers Vulcanizing and High Pressure Tire Repairs Expert Balloon Repairs ALL WORK GUARANTEED Caniozzy & Williams TIRE SHOP Drink Nanum Water Ellensburg Gas & Water Works Just the Place to enjoy a chat—and a tasty refreshment Schultz's When better Automobiles are built, Baic\ will build them CRAM-NESBIT MOTOR COMPANY 310 N. Main St. Surg- 11:20 a.m. 4:30 p.m. 5:45 p.m., dally. Leave Ellensburg for 4 p.m., flaily. Leave EllenKburg' for "W Vantage) 9:50 a.m., Ss.il? 4 p.m., daily. Leave Ellensburg for Cle Elum anfl ton 12:20 p.m., dally except Sunday. Leave Ellensburg: 11:20 a_m. Arrive at P-m- daily. *7.85 one way, $14.25 round trip. Telephone Main 59 Washington Motor Coach Co. ^4= " ""As \( \ ' CAMPUS GRIER Page Three Many Out for Backfield Berths, According to Word The Freshmen and Sophomore foot­ ball teams are holding practice every V night on Leonard Field in preparatiQn for their "Big Game" which will decide the class championship of the school. Both teams are working hard and are showing marked improvement from day to day. The Frosh have been running sig­ nals with the following line-up: Kre- kow, left end Mills, left tackle Thacker, left guard John Hunter, center Gilchrist, right guard DeJong, right tackle Williamson, right end Art Hill, quarter Espey, left half half and- Stuphin or Dunnington, full­ back. These men are by no means cer­ tain of their places, as there are sev­ eral others, such as Orris May, Law- » rence Blessing, and Frank Punches, who are apt to break into the line-up at any time. The Sophomore squad, coached by "Goody" Morrison, includes Morrison and Clary, centers Miller and Law­ rence, guards Schlein, Edwards and Newell, tackles Snyder, Cannon, and Wachtman, -ends, and Dugan, Stewart, Bruzas, Stratton, Cole and Ayers, backs. While the date for the game has not been definitely settled, it will probably be played on Monday, November 12. Don't Say You Went to College Prove It by Showing Your 1929 Hyakem With Yojur Photo. 'Continued From Page One.) word and in the third place it is too hard to say and in the fourth place it is—oh, well, we won't argue, because the name of the book is Hyakem and that's that! Every student in school has been ap­ pointed on the Hyakem staff. That is to say each student should do his part toward making the book a suc­ cess by11 buying a picture and subscrip­ tion receipt. The staff of the book is attempting to put out a better book than has ever been published before. A number of better tilings will appear in the book provided this campaign is successful. It will be impossible to do these things if the staff is not able to secure enough pictures and subscrip­ tions. Your picture will help make the book a success. It is your book and it is your duty to support it. The reason the campaign has been started so early is so that the staff of the yearbook wijl have ample time' to make a survey of things so that they can plan accordingly. Therefore it is to each person's advantage to buy one of these receipts immediately. It may interest some to know that it costs the school approximately $5.50 Wildcats Annex Third Championship (Continued Fr^m Page One.) for each book that is printed. These books are sold to the students for $2.50 at a saving of $3 to the student. This money must be raised through adver­ tising. The cost of the photograph, $1, covers the cost of the picture alone. Those in charge of the 1929 book have "cooked up" a number of good ideas for the Hyakem which will be issued in the spring. A" diversion in content and design is offered together with a number of things that will be new to the Hyakem. Now is the time to subscribe. Last year many were dis­ appointed because they failed to list their names early enough. As the book is going to press six weeks earlier than it did last year, it will be essential that subscription and photo sales be dis­ continued at an earlier date. If j'ou are leaving school before May, a book will be mailed to you as soon as it is issued. With a growing school there is a need for a vital and better publication such as the Hyakem, a book that records its growth. Don't take any chances reserve youf book early and be sure of receiving it in fihe spring. Help make possible a better book by buying your receipt now! [ III PI F while," said Sandy. "Those Cheney players just weren't human that last half—they were regular wildmen. I've never seen a team fight so much in my life." F Ellensburg penalized 15 yards. Hickox was injured and was carried off the field, Jacky replacing him. Cheney opened up with their first real threat at this point. After Rob­ inson's punt to the 5-yard line, Fowler made 25 yards on a fake punt. Two line plays and a penalty gave the Sav­ ages another first down. The Wildcat line stiffened, taking the ball on downs when Cheney failed to make yardage. Neither team could gain consistently. An exchange of punts followed with *"• the half ending as the Savages com­ pleted two passes for a total of 30 yards. Score: Ellensburg 13, Cheney 0. Outplayed throughout" nearly all the first half, the Savages came back with a bitter smashing attack in the remain­ der of the game, driving deep into the Crimson and Black territory only to be held by a stubborn Wildcat line that refused to be worried. The Savages were a constant threat. They passed, ran the ends and tore great holes in the line for long marches down the field, one of which brought their lone touchdown iri the final quarter. Rob­ inson's superb punting, a Wildcat line that would not crumble when backed up to their own goal line and the work of individual linemen in going down on punts to stop the receiver in his tracks were the factors that staved off Cheney's terrific attack. It required everything the fellows had and they gave just that. The entire line played the game of their lives, Frodel, Guggeriblicker, Gag- non, and Hickox played brilliant foot­ ball. Robinson, Connors, Burdette Sterling and Timmons starred in the backfield. Morgan, Fowler, Osbome and Volk- man of the Savages bore the brunt of the Cheney attack. Their work in the . last half was exceptionally brilliant. Osborne was on the passing end of their aerial attack, 5 of the 11 passes attempted being completed. Lineups and Summary Sterling, M LE..._ Volkman Guggenblicker LT Hampton . Lindquist. .....LG.. Dorsey Gagnon. C Terrell Hickox. RG Sadler Ruble JIT Hoban Profile .RE Farrier Sterling, B- QB - Osborne Robinson. .RH Thomas Conners .LH Morgan Timmons 1.FB .". Fowler Substitutions: ' Ellensburg, Jacky lor Hickox G. Peterson for Conners War­ wick for Timmons Sanders for G. Pe­ terson Conners for Sanders G. Peter- f son for Conners Timmons for Warwick. Cheney—Hughes for Farrier Albaugh for Dorsey. Scoring: Ellensburg, touchdowns, Timmons 2 try-for-point, G. Peter­ son. Cheney, touchdown, Volkman try-for-point, Osborne. Officials: "Brick" Johnson, North Central, Spokane, referee W. B. Reese, North Central, umpire Pete Hupper- ton, Lewis and Clark, head linesman. Note: Facts for this story were gath­ ered specially for the Campus Crier by Harry Weimer. Coach Sandberg resumed practice Wednesday night after a three-day rest in preparation for the game against University of Idaho freshmen at Wenatchee November 12. Aside from a severe bruising and a general tired feeling? the team came through the Cheney battle in good shape with the exception of Hickox, who may not be able to get back, in the Idaho frosh except from compara­ tive scores. They have lost to the U. of W. freshmen, 19 toO, and played the W. S. C. yearlings to a scoreless tie. The Wildcats won from both these aggregations by large scores so should be the favorites to win. Nevertheless, Little is known of the strength of shape for the game Monday, the Crimson and Black coaching staff is not taking this game too lightly. Any college freshman team is a constantly improving eleven and seldom reaches its.peak until near the close of the season. "Sandy" has counted the Ida­ ho team and brings the report that they have a fast backfield that boasts a well executed aerial attack, the Wild­ cats' hoo-doo. Several of the Normal, team will be playing on their hometown backlot when they visit the apple city. The Peterson brothers, Marion and .Bur­ dette Sterling and Hickox are all for­ mer Wenatchee high school stars. The game is being sponsored by the Amer­ ican Legion of Wenatchee. With the ball on their own one-foot line, the Wildcats held for four downs and then kicked out of danger during that last half. It looks to us as if there were eleven more "wildmen" on that field besides the Cheney team. THE TEAM STUMBLED INTO THE DINING HALL SUNDAY NOON LOOKING LIKE A BAD DREAM. LIMPS, STIFF NECKS, ETC., WERE QUITE EVIDENT BUT THE BOYS LOOKED MIGHTY SWEET TO US THESE ARE THE KINDS OF DREAMS ONE REMEMBERS. We are willing to wager that "Red" Grange never thrilled an audience any more than "Tex" Robinson has thrilled local fans in the last two weeks. We do not say that he is as great a player as Grange, but he just looks mighty good to us and the fact he is on OUR team makes up for the difference. EVERY DAT IS VALUE DAY AT THIS STORE ANATtON-WDg INSTITUTION- where 9aving*t qrq greate*t99 CASH-ft-CARRT MEANS MORE FOR YOUR r# DOLLAR! Pure Thread Silk Hosiery at $1—and we suggest that you compare them with hosiery at any price. SEE OUR HALLOWE'EN NOVELTIES REDLIN VARIETY STORE Hosiery for Hiking Purposes, pair 25c to 65c TRY OUR CANDIES —best line In town At a meeting, October 31 in Kamola hall it was fourid that 120 husky, ath­ letic, outdoor-loving girls had enrolled for W. A. A. membership, each striv­ ing to make a letter and a sweater. Almost every Saturday morning a group of these peppy girls arise at 5:30 and take a vigorous, exhiliarating five or ten mile hike into the country, nu­ king points to go for sweaters. Georgetta Ward was elected fresh­ man representative and Irene Dor- land sophomore representative in ad­ dition to the officers of the W. A. A. It was decided that in addition to the regular business meeting, to keep up enthusiasm and interest, a pep meeting be held the second Wednes­ day night of every month from 7 to 8 o'clock. As a further incentive for urging girls to try for the freshman and sophomore teams, 50 points in­ stead of the former 30 will be award­ ed for making the team. Reading Lamps Students are invited to come in and inspect our line of reading lamps. Puget Sound Power & Light Co. E. BELCH & SON Wholesale Distributors Ellensburg:, Wash. Punts and Passes By Lowell Hawley The following article is reprinted from the Sport Brief of the Northwest Viking, Bellingham Normal's weekly paper: The fact that man has a superior intellect to animals is no reason for the belief that he can lick his weight in Wildcats. This was proven in the dust of the Ellensburg Rodeo field last Fri­ day, when eleven Vikings tried it. The more you patronize the adver­ tisers, the more they will patronize the Campus Crier. The more ads, the bigger the paper. LOST—Rhinestone braclet on 8th Ave., or campus. Valued as gift. Reward. Call Jaunita Commeree, Red 2941. The business men are supporting the Normal football team. Turn about is fair play. Patronize the advertisers. A GOOD LOOSER IS TO BE AD­ MIRED AS WELL AS A GOOD WIN­ NER AND WE EXTEND OUR AP­ PRECIATION TO THE WRITER OF BELLINGHAM'S SPORT BRIEFS. The more you patronize the adver­ tisers, the more they will patronize the Campus Crier. The more ads, the bigger the paper. DELUXE SERVICE STATION of the Wallace Johnson Motor Co. We Cater Especially to Normal Students Operated by Former Normal School Students "God seems to be keeping his arm right around us," remarked Dick Tim­ mons at the end of the game with Cheney last Saturday and Sandy agreed with him. It was a tough game and fate seemed to smile on the team during the last half. "It was a real ball game and I don't want to see any more like it for a Look at Your Shoes Everyone dse does—and If you find they need repairing LOOK FOR Schultz Shoe Hospital On Corner Third and Pearl The Shop With Your School Colon I saw your ad in the Campus Crier. 1 KODAK FILM Developed, Printed and Enlarged Bostic's Drug Store N. E. Cor. 4th .and Pearl Moved Into New Location Cinderella Beauty Shop PERMANENT WAVING AND ALL BEAUTY WORK Location, 4th St. Between Pearl and Pine Phone Main 178 MOSER'S Fourth and Pearl Sts. Men's and Young Men's Clothing, Furnishings, Shoes and Hats Home of Hart S chaffner & Marx Clothes New York Cafe "Just a LiUle Better" Special Boom For Ladies and Escorts SWEATERS CLEANED AND PRESSED 50c Up Suits $1.00 Ladies' Suits $1.00 Up Dresses $1.00 Up WHY PAY MORE? City Dye Works OF YAKIMA Phone Black 4601 PATRONIZE THE ADVERTISERS ATHLETIC and SPORTING GOODS RAMSAY HDWE. CO. PATRONIZE THE ADVERTISERS DELICIOUS FLORIZEL CHOCOLATES Try Them! If you want a lunch, try our 30c special. Always good tring« at McHasit's Confectionery SODY-LICIOUS Apple Juice—Fruit Panch BOTTLED BEVERAGES ELLENSBURG SODA WORKS The Smoke House W. F. Webster Hot Lunches Magazines Tobaccos Billiards Returns on All ATHLETIC CONTESTS FOOD SHOP Special Fountain Service For Students 9 a.m. 12 m. 1:3Q p. m. 6 p.m. 7:30 p. m. 10 p. m. NEW BRUNSWICK and COLUMBIA RECORDS IN DAILY ALL THE LATEST HITS REMINGTON MUSIC COMPANY 321 NORTH PEARL STREET Ellensburg, Wash. How glad Mother always IS to hear your voice— Give Her a Long-Distance Call Half Bates After 8:30 p. m. Hie Ellensburg Telephone Company STAR SHOE SHOP SHOE REPAIRING WORK GUARANTEED GIVE US A TRIAL Frank Strange, Prop. 104 East Fourth OLD CLOTHES LOOK LIKE NEW Economy and good appearance go together when you send your clothes to the 24 HOUR SERVICE K. E. Pantorium Cleaners | DELICIOUS PASTRIES | i and Buns for Picnics and Hikes i Students Welcome in Our Kitchen THE UNITED BAKERY 5 313 North Main Street Phone Main 108 = CLOTHES FOR THE CLOTHES FOR THE COED pUAir"P IJKT1 A T i/n\/ivc IVix^ki For temijnei and ererydsy ase CASCADE MARKET DEPARTMENT STORE .• ' ^ .1 'y- Page Four v ft": $ - •• . K f':?h fe.®." 'V' CAMPUS CRIER Campus Locals iniiititiRiiiEa^nHf.TiiiciiiiniiiiinHtiiiitiiiiiicitiiiiiiitiiiatniniiHiianiinRininitiHiiinitEsiiimiHHic^ Dorothy Thomas and Betty Foley in North Bend over the week end. Lucile and in Bickelton. Louise Hall short visit. Luella Faulkner visited was in Yakima for a Frances Crosby spent the week end in Tacoma. Evelyn and Muriel McCoy went to Sunnyside for the week end. Dorothy Hofmann,. who has been ill with typhoid fever, was a visitor at the school Monday. Dorothy will not return until the winter quarter. Clara Coleman and Mildred Walker spent Sunday in Yakima. Ruth Edwards spent Saturday in Se­ attle. Those unfortunate enough to be in the infirmary during the last week were Marie Hoeffelbien, Alice Crosby, Nedra Thurlow, Jimmy Hedlund, Louise Hedrick, Abbie Kellogg, Haney LeBlanc, Ruth Erickson, Mildred Rod- macker. Sue Lombard Windows Offer Insight To Rough and Ready Hard Time Party (Those who chanced to look in Sue Lombard's windows Saturday night would certainly have seen a varied and mixed assortment of hard-time apparel ranging all the way from a novel gown of bath towels to a once-white pair of cords which were most likely bor­ rowed from our mighty neighbors from across the street. Anyhow, whether wearing bath tow­ els or not, everyone entered in with a great spirit of zest and fun. "Hey, you, over there with the green feather in your hat, how, about the next dance?" Such choice and rare ways of asking for a dance were used, and Esther Sandberg, wearer and proud posses­ sor of said green feather, did not greatly mind, but very meekly acqui­ esced and thus rather bashfully sub­ mitted to Louise Carlson—the rough­ neck of the evening. Helen Howard really aroused a great deal of pity among her near neighbors and several offered to share their last nickel, hard up as they were. Poor Helen was absolutely down and out when it came to clothes. No hose, slip­ pers that had experienced better and more prosperous days (but never would again), a sweater which certainly must have belonged to Noah while he had as his place of abode in the ark. Her skirt, my dears, was in its former days, a much admired window drape. Several were so down and out that they had to wear little brother's rom­ pers and petite sister's panty dress. The waifs and homeless wanderers danced nigh onto an hour and then were served that great national drink —cider, accompanied by those things commonly known as sinkers, indigesti­ ble because of the hole in the center of them. But that did not keep Eva Ramsey from eating them. Well, Dorothy Robards got mad and wouldn't play because June Harris wouldn't let her have and also eat the middle of one. After each and every one consumed doughnuts and cider to her desire, a few minutes more of dancing was en- Joyed and then the wearied and worn- out, hard-up merymakers trundled off to bed. [ THE FORUM ] In response to the article appearing in this column last week—"Why Not a Parliamentary Class or Club?" I agree with the author in that such {an organization is highly desirable, and urgently needed at this institution. Not that I necessarily believe that the various group meetings are con­ ducted in a much less orderly manner than elsewhere in schools of the same standing, but I do feel that through a club or class of this type, organized in such a manner that would give each member an opportunity to get the true fundamentals of all phases of parlia­ mentary law, that it would tend to ele­ vate the standards of each individual and the student body as a group to the high attainment of proficiency which is already manifested in its faculty, scholarship ranking, and athletics. The added feature of public speaking could be worked in to an advantage in an organization of this type. The work that would be accomplish­ ed would certainly be worthy of plus- credit recognition on the part of the school. The majority of students, I believe, would express their appreciation of an organization that would give to them practical knowledge, helping them to conduct themselves in the life that is ahead, by a large initial membership. —Clifford Samuelson. -si- Clouds of Reverie Overpower Memory Of One Who Sits In Lonely Study and Muses Tonight I sit in my lonely study an old man alone with reverie. The light is low and shadow-figures haunt a irestfuj gloom. A night wind sighs without.- Memories of the past drifa before eyes tired by years upon earth recollection brings its melancholy tinge of realization that all things must pass away that only wonder is eternal. One cloud of memory is dark-tinged— it's composed of tobacco juice. Lady Nicotine produces clouds. I'm remembering the moisture—even, one might say, the positive witness which fell splatteringly from those clouds. In the good old days men were gen­ tlemen to such a degree that they wouldn't smoke upon the campus greens of co-educational institutions. Perchance memory errs slightly any­ way, this politeress was at last a rec­ ognized nicety. Miserable wretches, enslaved by the tobacco habit as they were, suffered tortures incident to even temporary removal of. nicotine's por­ table furnace. Smoking incessantly "during periods of privacy could not make up the lack of poison within the youthful systems. One genius pur­ loined a pitch pipe, hoping to find surcease from travail by turning the cigaret holder. Nothing resulted save a stoppage of his words of wisdom. Some masculine felines said cattishly that "The fountain was clogged at its very source." Refusing to be a martyr to science, another geijuis hit upon the moist ex­ pedient of chewing tobacco. Those who had seered through their agony hailed him as a Godsend. It was awful for me, an abstainer from the drug. Temptation almost dragged me down during the brief period, while patches of cement peeped between skillfully placed stains of boobuIesenc£ Viewed through the years, truly it couldnt have been as appetizing as it appeared. Some few users of the weed had at the outset of the torrential deluge, express­ ed longing for costly goboons such as TYPEWRITERS FOR STUDENTS Stodenis who have much writing to do will find it advantageous to have a typewriter in their rooms. We have typewriter, both old and new. We are agents for the Royal Standard and Royal Portable. We have at present some low priced Underwoods and Royals in fine condition. The Record Press Fourth and Main Phones Main 9 and Main 580 adorn, so sayeth the legend, the tile- floored Olympia's corridors. Memory begins to fade. Anyhow, something happened to the custom of chewing tobacco—perchance psycho­ logical effect was responsible, for many saw their comrades perish in the mire. I wish that sweet reverie would clear that mystery. Had not the custom originated from a sense of chivalry—girls, even girls, might have learned the fashion and gone snorting through life with the brimstone breath of dragons. The clouds of reverie fade—bango. An old man prepares to slumber. Good­ night, folks. This is for Philip. Philip Who? Fill Up Space. The business men are supporting the Normal football team. Turn about is fair play. Patronize the advertisers. J Advertising Makes Campus Crier Possible The only thing that makes it possible to publish The Campus Crier is the patronage of the advertisers. The Student fees and other income would not be sufficient. It is a good thing for every local student of Eilensburg Normal to realize this fact and to show appreciation to the merchants who advertise in each issue. When you are in these stores express your appreciation verbally and also remember that you should patronize the merchants who are helping the publication of your paper. These merch­ ants are helping the students and you can reciprocate by trading with them. —Campus Crier Staff Far rell FOE LADIES HOLEPROOF HOSIERY $1, $1.50, $1.95 WILDCAT HEADQUARTERS. DROP IN.—GENE s EVERYTHING FOR MEN CAMPUS CORDS Forest Rangers Show Efficiency One night last summer the telephone at Hemlock ranger station in southern Washington roused the forest super­ visor from his more or less troubled sleep. The hour was 2:15 a. m. Clad in his boots only, the supervisor fum­ bled over the switches and finally "hel­ loed" over the line and a snappy voice came over the wire "This is Morby at Westpoint where's the fire?" The su­ pervisor spurred his faculties and re­ plied: "Whaddyuh mean, fire?" Says Morby: "Well, we heard the signal, three shots from Siouxon Butte and three from Bumboat Peak and we are all up here with our tools and ready to go." By this time the supervisor was fully awake. "Wait, I'll call Siouxon and Gumboat." Business of calling two lookouts. No shot from Siouxon.' The lookout man on Gumboat reports no shots but, "Say, boy, there was some meteor fell some­ where. It woke me up and lit up the whole country. "Called Morby and questioned him about the whole episode. Morby says, 'Yes, two of us heard the three shots from Siouxon followed by three from Gumboat a few minutes later. You darn know it we were awake a cougar has been screaming close to camp and we saw the flash, too.'" When the forest supervisor got a check on time, etc., it seems that there was some sort of explosion just as the meteor passed over. This report was heard by at least four people. Wheth­ er there was any connection between the meteoric display and the explosion it is not known, anyway, this trail crew got up at 12:15 a. m. and" hiked four miles in the dark and reported to the fire dispatcher ready for action. It was mighty fine work and the sort of stuff that makes for a real record in this forest fire game. The more you patronize the adver­ tisers, the more they will patronize the Campus Crier. The more ads, the bigger the paper. GAY HUED HOSIERY OF WOOL TIP­ TOEING INTO KITTITAS COUNTY'S SMARTEST SHOES Feet—so far as color is con­ cerned—are not following the straight and narrow path this Winter. Lively ankles appear above somber footwear. We have this authentic fash­ ion in hosiery'—and in the light weights of wool, the shadings are at their best. Come and see what happen­ ed when the sheep took out a card in the Peacock's Union. Clothiers - Furnishers - Shoeists Just What You Want- In This Sale of . Stationery Novelty Finished Paper Tissue - Lined Envelope® ONLY n PER BOX For Tom- Correspondence On Sale Starting October 19 T. T. HARDISTY EUensbnrg, Wash. The Nifty Shop Normal Students Welcome EXPERT HAIR CUTTING, ALL LATEST STYLES We Sterilize Razors, Combs and Brushes. Satisfaction Guaranteed Shoes Cleaned, Dyed and S flirted First Class Service NEW FLANNEL FROCKS Ideal for School wear at only $5.95 Silk Chemise $1.95 Dainty new chemise of heavy quality pure silk crepe—drawn work, embroidered and lace trimmed—in a variety of pastel shades. B URROUGHS 409 North Pearl Street s TORES INC. IN Ladies' Leather Heels 25c Ladies' Panco Heels 25c Ladies' Rubber Heels 40c ukl&gL Independent Shoe Shop NEVv^ G. NOCCHI, Prop. ELLENSBURG, WASHINGTON We Clean and Dye Shoes—We Guarantee Our Work — I FOR MEN — HAIRCUTONG — FOR WOMEN , We Cater to Normal School Students COLLEGIATE Phone Black 5311 319 N. Main Street PATRONIZE THE ADVERTISERS PATRONIZE THE ADVERTISERS Betty Beauty Shoppe Located in Kreidel Style Shoppe All Kinds of Expert Beauty Work PERMANENT WAVING For Appointments Call Black 4371 Mrs. Betty Bradshaw, Owner and Manager DR. WM. UEBELACKER Dentist COMPLIMENTS OF JOHN T. HONEYCUTT ^CHEVROLET Valley Chevrolet Co., Main 6 MODERN PLUMBING CO. C. B. Hodgins, Prop. • 502 N. Pine Phone Main 163 Phone Main 17 Cor. 6th and Main TAXIES C. S. Palmer, Prop. Ellensbnrg', Wash. STORAGE FOR AUTOS A Good Place to Bank The Washington National Bank DR. R. A. WEAVER * Dentist DR. S. M. FARRELL DENTIST Olympia Block Main 147 NELSE LUNSTRUM Paint, Wall Paper Antomobile Glass Replacement Sporting Goods and Electrical Appliances Eilensburg Hardware Co. 411 N. Peart St. Ostrander Drug Co. Agents For Owl Drug Co. Products The National Bank . of Eilensburg . "Oldest Bank in the County" ROTHROCK TAXI Main 226 City or Country Prices Right Staad at Horseshoe Cigar Store Harry S. Elwood The Prescription Drcggisi CHAD'S BARBERSHOP SHAMPOOING HAIR BOBBING Normal Students Welcome 109 W. Fourth Street Eilensburg Transfer Co. Fifth and Main Phore M. SB DR. JAMES H. MUNDY Dentist Olympia Block Phone pg CARTER TRANSFER CO. Phone Main 91 THE FARMERS BANK Capital aafi SarpJoa Fulton Construction Co. 215 West Foor&i St. Architecture and Bnilding Capital Avenue Green Houses FEESH FLOWERS FOR ALL OCCASIONS .... Phone Main 201 Furniture Upholstering and Refinishing Estimates Gladly Given W. J. Peed & Son Black 4321 Pearl St. and 5th Jewelry Clocks CHAS. E. DICKSON JEWELER, WATCHMAKER ENGRAVER Watches Silverware Hotel St Regis Strictly Modern J' Y- '."...V. • • • - : rj-- . f