f K r ls •i •'• \!-y^-'- •••.•'••-.V,,. .v.,-,. ,..•••.• -,,,,,, ••'V . . ••r-'- • • . ' 1 L i i r Good Postures CRIER Washington State Normal School Watch for the Posters Vol. 2 ELLENSBURG, WASH., JANUARY 11, 1929 No. 12 Hyakem Photo Receipts to 1 ... Be Sola Until Jan­ uary 28 Last Year's Menastash Outing Brings Grief to Unfortunate Individual Definite plans for the 1929 Hyakem' were made known after a meeting of the publication staff Monday night. After careful planning it has finally been decided that the 1929 yearbook will be the "Hyakem of Chivalry." At­ tainments in various departments of the ^school and its constant striving to­ ward high ideals make this theme particularly appropriate. . During the past two days, plans for the book have experienced complete revision. The theme of, the book will be .carriefi out in three colors instead of two as previously announced. This change promises to add materially to the attractiveness of the volume which is expected to rival in beauty any previous Hyakem published by the •school. The covers will be black hard ( board of a very ornate nature, and will ' be bound to the body of the book with very elaborate end sheets. In all prob­ ability the cover will be embellished with a crest suggestive of the school. Chivalry, the theme of the book, is well illustrated by old English knights and their deeds of valor. For this rea­ son the pictorial embellishments of the featured pages of the book will be of this nature. These promise to add ma­ terially to the attractiveness of the volume as they will be printed in three colors. Numerous requests for copies of the 1928 book have come to the Hyakem from high schools of the state. Similar requests have been common from al­ umni. The Hyakem has been unable to fill such orders as all books were sold last year. Many people were left wanting and for this reason, people who wish to secure a book should place orders very soon. The 1928 record has been passed in sales. It is not necessary that more book and picture receipts be sold as this number alone insures the print­ ing of the annuaL However, the more people to subscribe, the better the book. Numerous requests have been made by people who have neglected to "have their " £ietufes : taken These - re- guests have been for a reopening of the sales. This has been granted, for the benefit of those,people and the bene­ fit of new students who did not have a chance to buy coupons last quarter. Remember that this sale is opened un­ til January 28 and will close on that date in order that compiling of pic­ tures can be complete by February 5. For the benefit of new students we have been asked to say that $2.00, the cost of a Hyakem coupon, entitles the holder to a sitting for a photograph at Pautzke's studio and the placement of this picture in the book. It also re­ serves an annual for the purchaser. The staff of the book wishes to sell 500 coupons before January 28. If this mark c&n be reached it means a bigger and better "Hyakem of Chivalry." More darned fun—more noses blist­ ered ! The above, of course, is a description of .the winter picnic held last year at Menastash canyon, and to be repeated next Sunday at the same place. For the benefit of those individuals who were not fortunate enough to go last year, one individual who was un­ fortunate to go will endeavor to de­ scribe it as it appeared to him. The day was rather cool, but being in winter, it caused no undue excite­ ment. There was about (Old stu­ dent fill this space in to suit yourselfs and avoid an argument) inches of snow on the ground and the landscape as far as the eye could see was a beau­ tiful blanket of white. (White being the traditional color for snow in this part of the country.) The cars began arriving shortly af­ ter breakfast, but being new to the school and naturally bashful by nature, I waited until I was asked to get into one of them. I nearly got left. After traveling about the country for several hours and inquiring at every other farm house along the way we finally reached our destination and parked the car in a snow bank. Much to my surprise I discovered that the canyon was located on the top of a steep hill. Climbing hand over hand up a steep precipice and stumbling thru the snow until I reached the top of the hill, I saw a sight before me that impressed me to such an extent that I shall never forget it. It was another hill. In a little gully about half way up this hill I saw a large crowd gathered about some object of interest. Closer investigation revealed it to be a fire. Having learned my lesson that bash- fulness doesn't pay, I edged my way through the crowd and sat on the coffee pot until the lid caved in, and I started out in search of further excite­ ment. Never having ridden on skis, I decid­ ed to try it, and found a pair at the top of a steep incline. There was a slight crust on the snow but I soon removed most of this—with my nose. It was not long until this hill was so full of pot-holes from those forced landings that the skis had to be abandoned. I also tried the toboggan—once. Lunch was served at the little shanty by the fire. I never tasted such good coffee in my life, in spite of the fact that I watched them make it. Then down the hill, into the cars, back to town, John Lombard and a radiator. And so if you know when you're well off you'll stay at home and sit on the radiator, but if you don't and you go in spite of all I've said, well, IH see you there. FRIDAY, JJUI. 11TH llffl Health Ed. De partment Sponsors Week of Progress Men's Dormitory Elects Officers At the regular meeting of the Men's club Monday evening officers were elected for the coming quarter. Those elected were: Dick Timmons, presi­ dent Claude Musgrove, vice-president William Nicholson, secretary-treasurer Donald Ross, sergeant-at-arms Har­ old Naubert, Harold Akam and George Elliott were elected for the rules com­ mittee, and, Clarence Panzica, Scotty McDonald, and "Tex" Robinson the social committee. The new president said, regarding the coming quarter*, "Witht the co­ operation of the Men's club, I hope to make this quarter a successful one." A meeting was scheduled for 3 o'clock Tuesday in Dean Leonard's office to talk over the various problems con­ fronting the new officers. It was de­ cided atv this meeting to provide more means (if entertainment for ' the ~fe- creation room. BASKET Bill TEAM .S.C.H Sunday, Jan. 13th, Chamber of Commerce Host to ! Normal h Hie annual Winter carnival, which is hp™ on the slopes of Menashtash canyon for the students and faculty of W. S. N. S., and is the outstanding winter sports event of the season, will be held Sunday, January 13. This treat is sponsored by the Ellensburg Cham­ ber of Commerce, Ellison C. Mundy secretary, who is arranging for trans' portation by means of private cars. Those signing up to go will leave from in front of Sue Lombard hall at 9:15 Sunday morning. Skiis, snow- shoes and toboggans will be furnished and may be signed for upon arriving at the grounds. All who make the trip are expected to return in the same car that they are assigned to in the morning so as to avoid overloading or the possibility of any one being left behind. Everyone must be at the point of debarkation at 2 o'clock sharp un­ less they wish to enjoy a "long tra­ verse" home. A lunch of coffee, doughnuts and apples will be furnished, free gratis, affording to Roy Bryson, president of the student body, who announced a committee composed of Haney Le Blanc, Hugh Templeton, Nell Stewart, Lucille McDonald, Ralph Jordan and Hole" Bennett to take charge of the eats. Muriel McFarland, dean of women, has posted on the bulletin board an approved clothing outfit, suggested for the trip. It is said that in the past many students have suffered discom­ forts owing to the lack of suitable clothing. Mary Jane Russell, resident nurse will be on hand to render first aid in case of an emergency, whether caused by accident, gout or ague. The regular Sunday dinner has been postponed until 2:30 so that all stu­ dents will have a chance to change clothes after atrriving home at the scheduled hour of 2:15. First Formal of Season to Be Held on February 16th Whispers of unique decorations and other novel features being planned by the committee predict that the Colo­ nial ball, to be given February 16th, in the main dining hall by the soph­ omore class, will be an unusual sue cess. It is rumored that the decorative scheme to be followed in this annual formal is being secured from New York. The committee in charge of this work is composed of Beth Kohler, chairman Lucile McDonald, Lois Chase, Laura Hall, Dick Timmons, Low­ ell Hawley, Buck Musgrove, Helen Hunt, Frances Willoughby and Haney LeBlanc. Other committees that have been appointed are as follows: Music and program, Dick Peterson, chairman Lucile Cheney and Clarence Panzica, floor—A J. Penny, chairman Nor­ man Schille and Alvin Warwick invi­ tations and tickets—"Mike" Gifford and Jeanette Clarke entertainment— Nell Stewart and Dorothy Hoffman refreshments—Loretta Cook, chairman, Esther Sandberg and Irene Courtion with Hugh Templeton, chairman, are Gilbert Lawrence, Ralph Jordan and Arthur Short caring for the lights. I Trip Is Most Barnstorming Successful One Ever Attempted U of Wisconsin Uses Graduate Assistants The University of Wisconsin is con­ tinuing for another year the system of graduate assistants for the benefit of first-year students. According to the plan as tried out last year, five grad­ uate students of the university at the beginning of the year assumed the re­ sponsibility of assisting first-year men students in the selection of their cours­ es and in their adjustment to college life. The system is continued in the belief that graduate students, them­ selves just finished with undergradu­ ate work, can render more acceptable service to new students than older men whose student days are more re­ mote. The administrative assistants, as the graduate advisers are called, are under the supervision of the junior dean of the university. Returning Friday, January 5th, Coach Sandberg and" his squad of hoopsters . completed one, gf the mo?t successful barnstorming tours ever made by a Crimson and Black basket­ ball teani, tfhin they won threfe out of four games from two members of the Pacific Coast conference. After a short Christmas vacation the team reported back to school- Decem­ ber 29th, taking a hard workout be­ fore leaving Sunday morning for Pull­ man. Meeting the W. S. C. varsity Monday night the Wildcats grabbed the first game of the two-day series by the close score of 29 to 27, ceJtch- ing the Cougar basketeers off guard with Smooth offense and a close de­ fense that the collegians could not break through consistently. Buckley led the W. S. C. scoring, with Sutphin high point man for the Normal. Proving that their victory Monday night was not a fluke, Coach Sand- berg's proteges came back in the sec­ ond game and won again by the slim margin of two points. On the short end of the score throughout the first half and the scoreboard reading 17 to 13 against them at the end of the sec­ ond quarter, the Wildcats came back in the second half with a hard check­ ing defense that failed to yield the Pulimanites a single field goal while they themselves staged a scoring rally that' netted 13 points. Final score was 22 to 20, with Earl Mitchell, Cougar guard, high point man for the game- while Gagnon at guard led his team mates with seven points. Meeting the University of Idaho Vandals Wednesday nigh'/ the team dropped their only game of the trip when Gem Staters came from behind in the last minute of play with a sen- sationalj rally to grab a three-point lead, winning 26 to 23. The Normal scored first and held the score at 7 to 2 at the quarter, the Vandals with a scoring, flash took the lead at half time 11 to 10. The score was tied twice in the last half, its being • anybody's game until the Vandals' two field goals in the last minute of play gave tMm their margin to win. Stowell of Ida­ ho was high man with 13, Sutphin leading for the Normal with 6. ' The Crimson and Black quintet got sweet revenge in the second of the two-game series by outplaying the Vandals 41 to 28, when they opened up with a burst of speed that the Ida- hoans could not check. The Idaho five tied the score at 4 all and again at 8, but from then on the Wildcats, never in danger, leading at half time 20 to 12. Sutphin went "hoop-ee" for 16 points, being high man for the game. In all fairness to the University of Idaho five it should be said that they were far from being in shape to play real basketball, due to the fact that the entire team was vaccinated for smallpox a few days previous. Last year the team'failed to win a game against either of these teams on the pre-season trip. The showing made by the squad presages tough times ahead for the teams that are sched­ uled to appear on the Ellensburg floor this season. Sutphin and Gagnon, both new men on the team, showed real basketball ability in these games, while Rodgers, Morrison and Jensen all played their usual stellar game. Friday, 'January llth, has been des­ ignated as "Good Posture day" by the women's health ed, department of the Normal sclyiol. Posters in the admin istration building and library, recrea tion and health education classes and all other departments in school will combine ifr calling attention to the good ,and'£ad effects of posture. This program is the culmination of a week of intensive work by those in charge of the health department in an effort to bring about a permanent re­ alization and consequent improvement In the general posture conditions at W. S. N. S. Some of the classes where this has been especially stressed are the clog "and natural dancing, folk dancing, volley ball, corrective gym­ nastics' and the basketball coaching class under Miss Allen. Following' are statements from health education instructors relative to "Good Posture day": Good pasture is something which we as a group can take up and make of good use, first on our campus and in our school work. Secondly, good pos­ ture may igean effort on your part for a while until it becomes habitual, but what will it not briiig you later? From the hygienic viewpoint better health and a chance for all organs to func­ tion correctly. If good posture means better health it will also mean in­ creased power. From the economic viewpoint it will give you a better expression of dignity and poise and help to impress those around you, giving you a better rating in the business world of today. Socially it gives, a self-respect, con­ fidence, poise, alertness and an ex­ pression of the ioy of living that noth­ ing else can give. Thus you make for a more useful individual in society and an asset to the community. Estheticaliy a good posture is more pleasing to the eye, carries your cloth­ ing more,, gracefully and makes for a DMKC yzM+M aptjrarar.ee. , Make giftd 'posttfre more than a gar­ ment that you put on and take off at random, 'for suijh josture will never prove of value to you.—Madeleine Lar­ son. SOCIAL CALENDAR Basketball game, Whitman college- W. S. N. S Jan. 9 Church party Jan. 11 Basketball game, Whitman College- W. S. N. S Jan. 12 Winter picnic, Chamber of Com­ merce, 9:15 a. m Jan. 13 Open house ( Sue Lombard and Ka- mola Jan. 18 Party at men's dormitory Jan. 19 Basketball game, Bellihgham Nor­ mal-W. S. N. S Jan. 23 Forestry lecture, Normal' auditori­ um, 3:15 p. m Jan. 24 Sophomore show, Ellensburg the- ' atre Jan. 25 Twilight musicale, music depart­ ment, Sue Lombard hall, 4.30 p. m Jan. 27 III FIRST CONTEST Croxdale, Applegate Star in Easy Victory, 44 to 19 Frosh-Soph Beards Drawing Card for January 25 Show "And in this corner we have the one and only two-legged porcupine—oh, beg pardon—it's only one of the frosh entrants in the beard growing contest sponsored by the sophomore class. The stunt is being sponsored by the class of '29 as an added attraction to their show at the Ellensburg theatre on January 25. The idea, though not exactly original with W. S. N. S., was planned by a committee of soph lead­ ers. Upon announcing the contest Gunar Tranum, president of and speaking for the sophomores, challenged the frosh to a race in the contest. Several prizes are being offered and any MAN in school is eligible to enter. Only two weeks now remain, so lock up your razor and join the House of David .ranks, and show this critical feminine population at W. S. N. S. that you are real men. The show itself is an annual event started by the graduating class of last year. The class receives a generous cut of all tickets sold by the Normal school tickets only, so buy your tickets in Ad­ vance from one of the student sellers. No share in the profit will be enjoyed at the door so buy yqur. tickets fr6m someone on the campus. Ellensburg's basketball aspirations were given a decided jolt on Wednes­ day night when the Whitman college team dealt out a 44 to 19 defeat to Sandy's boys. "Nig" Borleske's boys grabbed the lead Shortly after the game started and were never headed, although the game was close for most of the first half. Near the middle oif the half, Whitman's midget guardb, Croxdale and Applegate, began to hit the basket from all angles and the carnage was on. The score at half time was 21 to 10. Ellensburg came back fighting in the second half, but by this time Holm­ gren, Whitman's giant center, was under way and the combination of Holmgren, Applegate and Croxdale rie- fused to be stopped. Croxdale made 17 of his team's points, Applegate 16, and Holmgren eight. Sutphin was high point man for Ellensburg with eight points. The Normal team fought hard, but they simply were not able to get started. The same two teams meet again in the Normal gymnasium on Saturday night, and a close, fast game is ex­ pected. . Line-up and summary: Ellensburg Pos. Rodgers F Sutphin F Morrison C Gagnon G Jensen G Substitutions: for Morrison, Whitman Woods Fix Holmgren Croxdale Applegate Whitman- for Fix. Ellensburg — Hedlund Thomas for Jfensen. -Robbins for Woods, Hove A system has been devised whereby students may withdraw books from the C. C. reading room, was the an­ nouncement made yesterday by B. L. DeWees, acting' head of the social science department. The plan to be carried out will be based on the honor system. Students will themselves check out and register in the books they take home. This reading room, which was set aside at the beginning of the fall quarter for the special use of students majoring in social science, has proved to be popular with those who desire an atmosphere that is conducive to con­ centrated study, according to B. L. DeWees. One of the new features that has been instituted this quarter, in an effort to add to the practicability of the room, is the installation of a large elaborate suspension atlas of the world. Junior Hi Clubs Active in Sports The Junior High School Activities cluby linger the supervision of Mr. Frichette, and Mr. Temperly has com­ pleted its program for the winter quar­ ter. Recreation in the forin of, tum­ bling, boxing, wrestling, bar work and pyrapnid building are offered to the pupils. The club has 52 members under the supervision of four Normal student teachers, Tranum, Schneider, Morgan, Warwick. This activity offers a fine opportunity for students interested in that line to gain valuable experience, and there is lots of room to accommo­ date anyone interested. Mr. Frichette would like to get some one who knows omething about Ju Jitzu to handle, that 'department, if interested please see him in his office in the training school. Basket ball is also popular among the pupils, 15 boys are turning out at the present time. Although they lost the first game to the Midget Spark­ lers, 12 to 3, they displayed plenty of fight and enthusiasm, and acquitted themselves well considering the fact that it was .the first game for many of the squad. Scoring: Field goals—Ellensburg— Rodgers 2, Sutphin 4, Gagnon. Whit­ man—Holmgren 4, Croxdale 7, Apple- gate 8. Free throws: Ellensburg— Rodgers, Morrison, Hedlund, Gagnon, Jensen. Whitman—Woods, Robbins, Hove, Croxdale 3. Referee: Schac^ler, Yakima. Reporters Celebrate Most Successful Term, in History Telling Home Goodbyie and School Hello Brings Hectic Vacation Period to Close Starting out the new year with a bang and celebrating the culmination of one of the most successful quarters ever enjoyed in the history of the Cam­ pus Crier, the staff of last quarter dined at the N. Y. cafe last Monday evening. The policies and plans for the com­ ing quarter were discussed and after- dinner speeches were made by the fac­ ulty adviser, Dorothy Redenbaugh, and the editor, Haney LeBlanc. Those present were the Misses Dor­ othy Redenbaugh, Luise Kassebaum, Fae Olds, Marguerite Wilke, Mary Round, Olrikka Ganty and Jean Mc- Murry, and Messers Haney LeBlanc, Gunar Tranum, Lowell Hawley, Henry Bohannon and, Clifford Samuelson. The whistle of the passenger train is heard in the distance immediately there is a confusion of voices and a hurried snatching of numerous boxes and suit cases, as the roaring of the engine approaches. A parting farewell is given to those who step back on the platform as they longing look at their would-be school teachers rushing for­ ward for a seat on the puffing pass­ enger. One last glance is given, as tear-stained faces are seen from the window, first to those left behind, and then to "lizzie" who has aided them toward leaving their mountainous journey. A clean linen handkerchief is carefully drawn from neighborhood pockets and a face, covered with white, is inevitably seen, as the great iron wheels slowly begin to roll away from the little town which is called "home." (If someone had had the opportun­ ity of spying upon departing Normal students as they left for Ellensburg after the Christmas holidays, they per­ haps would have pronounced it an in­ teresting scene. Perhaps not amusing but interesting to see students leaving home for two more quarters of work. These students have had a vacation, but from their facial expressions, was school work any more strenuous?) As the train gains speed along the way, faces brighten up, notice their neighbors and carefully replace again the white kerchief. A very exciting con­ versation is soon under way and vaca­ tion' days are discussed. Now and then may be detected a phase or sentence as thus—"What are you taking this quarter?" or "Why you are in my Health Ed class." Now and then is heard: "Do you know I got a pair of hiking boots from my dad. Gee I hope we have snow over there!" When the destination is thought to be about reached, a voice voluminous in quality calls out—"Ellensburg, El­ lensburg." Such a confusion is started —the clicking of compacts to get one last look at that powderless nose, the reaching of hats, the grabbing of grips and the pulling on of almost forgotten galoshes. But woe unto them! Another voice is heard—"No hurry at all everybody sit down you aren't even to Thorp yet" A weary sigh of disgust comes from the disappointed crowd as they sing into the red plush seats once more. However, in a short length of time which seems very long, firm hands again take up heavy luggage and make their way one by one from the pas­ senger train. As they dismount, loud glees of delight come from the excited group when their eyss behold snow covered Ellensburg. Their thoughts of home are gone and thoughts of future winter sports beam upon their happy faces. E GETS WINTER DATE Of interest to the students of the Normal school and to townspeople in general is the announcement by Presi­ dent George H. Black of a course of lectures on forestry to be given at the local institution. These lectures, ar­ ranged through the cooperation of the Washington Forest Fire association, will be given at specified dates, be­ ginning in January and ending in May. Each specific subject will be handled by a lecturer who is known as a leader in his field. The dates and the subjects are as follows: January 24, 3:15 p. m.—Lecturer, Dean Hugo Winkenwerder, M, F. Subject: "Forestry in the Public Schools." ' February 21—Lecturer, C. S. Cowan, B. S., chief fire warden Washington- State Fire association. Subject: "The Economic Importance of Our Forests." March 21 — Lecturer, Prof. J. L. Alexander, B. S. F. Subject: "The Natural History of the Forest." April 18—Lecturer, George C. Joy, state supervisor of Forestry. Subject: "The Protection o f Washington's Forests." May 18 —Lecturer, Prof. Bror Grondal, M. F. Subject. "Washington Forests and Forest Products." : P^Two CAMPUS CRIER Published Weekly by the Associated Student Body of Washington State Normal School MEMBER INTERCOLLEGIATE PRESS Entered as second class matter at the post office at Ellensburg, Wash. ' Alumni, Three Quarters, $1.00 EDITOR HANEY LeBLANC •i Editor Editor Music and Dramatic Editor... ~ Features Sports Editor Advertising Manager Faculty Advisor .. Olrikka Ganty ...... Gunar Tranum .Jean Murray Pete Wick Lowell Hawley Henry Bohannon ...: Walter Dungan ....Dorothy D. Redenbaugh Writers this issue: • Fae Olds,. Clifford Samuelson, William Nicholson, Mary Rounds, Marguerite Wilkie, Lucy Richards, Kenneth Miller APPRECIATE YOUR DORM I TORIES On January 1, 1929 three young women students of the Ore­ gon State Normal school,at Monmouth -were burned to death when trapped in their boarding house, shortly after returning from their Christmas vacation. An ignited Christmas tree was directly responsible. Educatonal institutions are tending more and more towards housing students in fire proof school dormitores where a trag­ edy like "this cannot occur. Here at W. S. N. S. only a very'small percentage of the stu­ dent body- reside in affiliated houses. This is due in a large measure to years of work and careful planning by those in charge of the building program here at the Normal. We won­ der if the students here really appreciate the modern halls and residences that we are privileged to live in? # # # # # # # # # START THE NEW YEAR RIGHT Here we go, a new year, a new quarter. How about starting with the right foot forward? ,The end of last quarter found some students dropped from school on account of failures in scholastic work and quite a large number staying in school only on condition (lint they show marked improvement in their class work. The University of Washington dropped 350 from the class rolls because of failures. This was about 100 less than the same quarter last year, indicating a greater realization on the part of the students of the purpose for which they are in school. How about putting a dent in the string of D's that go into the Registrar's office this quarter. Now's the time, do your cram­ ming the first six weeks and not the last, boost vourself and W. S. N. S. GREET THE NEW' STUDENTS Everyone's ba«k. Had a swell Christmas vacation dances, parties and oddles of eats while parking the number elevens under Dad's table. We're all glad to see the old roomie, the chum from across the hall, uhuh, the library date too. But who is the new girl,/the strange boy, that no one seems to know. A stranger in our midst. All right, here's a chance for every one to make the Normal a pleasant place for the new students. In­ troduce yourself, your friends, make them feel that they are a part of the school, that you are glad they, are here and they should be also. Invite them to the dances, your clubs, put out the hand of fellowship • #«'***•#* "Turyms» 'Jk-ii Mx.. WHICH POSTURE IS YOURSf Say there! Are you the one who wears good looking, appro- , priate clothes but are not noticed on the campus because of that terrible slouch walk and slumping of your shoulders? Stop and think! Isn't this an injustice to your clothes? Stand tall and straight to show them off advantageously to your fellow- students and classmates. , Or! Axe you the popular person everyone likes to meet and see because of that trim, graceful appearance—the result of a good posture. t OY *PETE' V1CK By Pete Wick WELCOME BACK AND FORTH, EVERYBODY! GLAD TO HAVE YOU WITH US AND ALL THAT SORT OF ROT. DON'T IT SEEM! GOOD TO BE BACK TO STUDYING AND EIGHT O'CLOCK CLASSES? YES-—IT DON'T! o—o We always hear people talking about the passing events of 1928. But what about the flunking: events?^ o—o The sophomore MEN have chal­ lenged the frosh BOYS to a whisker growing contest. We ought to call them daredevils for attempting such a HAIR-RAISING stunt. It is thought that the individual honors in this contest for facial adorn­ ment will be won by Kalla Pasha Jacky, Bert Guggenblicker' and Bis­ marck Hess. O—0 BUT AS FAR AS CLASS HONORS ARE CONCERNED, TEOS FROSH DON'T STAND A CHANCE. THE SOPHS ARE THINKING OF HAVING ONLY THE GREAT KALLA PASHA HIMSELF CULTIVATE A BOUNTIOUS GROWTH OF FLAXEN HEMP. KALLA PASHA JACKY AND THE FROSH CLASS WOULD BE MORE OF AN EVEN MATCH. ALTHO WE WOULD. STILL PLACE OUR MEAGER SHEKELS ON THE TABLE AT TEN TO ONfe ON THE INVINCIBLE KALLA PASHA FROM WALLA WALLA AND SUE LOM­ BARD. o—*o Swede Jensen had a luxuriousvgrowth of the finest brand of Copenhagen camel's hair until he froze it off the other morning while on hiS' way home from basketball practice at the S & W apartments. Or maybe it was burned off before he departed for home. o—o BUT THE SOPHS AREN'T WOR­ RYING ABOUT SUCH A LOSS. THEY KNOW THE FROSH WILL GET COLD FEET AND SHAVE OFF THEIR MEDIOCRE FUZZ BEFORE JANUARY 25TH ARRIVES. Advertising Makes Campus Crier Possible The only thing that makes it possible to publish The Campus Crier is the patronage of the advertisers. The Student fees and other income would not be sufficient. It is a good thing for every local student of Ellensburg Normal to realize this "fact and to show appreciation to the merchants who advertise in each issue. When you are in these stores express your appreciation verbally and also remember that you should patronize the merchants who are helping the publication of your paper. These merch­ ants are helping the students and you can reciprocate by trading with them. ""•Campus Crier Staff If the frosh think they're going to win the contest they'll have to show up with more fellows straining for a growth. However, they are too far out­ classed by the sophs. O—-O. .1, The really ougtatto be competing with the sixth • gfadtri tfcfllL _ school to stand anychanefc it a11. As whisker growers tfte .frAah would make fine models for duriife-Walters. Our idea of ari optimist is a frosh taking a shave. o—o HERE'S TO THE SOPHOMORE WHISKERS A LA JACKY, TIM- MONS, WILEY, AKAM, AND THE REST—LONG MAY THEY WAVE! o—o By the way, here's the latest about Mr. Roy L. Sandberg. (We don't know what the L stands for unless it's lute- fisk.) This scoop was telephoned by air mail to the local headquarters by our correspondent in Abyssinia, Los Fornia, Caliangeles and Vantage Ferry. Mr. R. L. Sandberg to young lady dancing with one of his basketball pro­ teges: "He can't dance very well, .but he knows all the holds." Young Lady: "He ought to look who's his coach." And the venerably R. L. S. blushed like a mud-shark with St. Vitus dance midst an expression that looked like the call of the wild with tonsilitis, and sweet vinegar blossoms scrambling over a basket full of despondent cows. O—0 RUTH SMITH'S FOLKS HAD AN AWFUL TIME GETTING HER TO COME TO SCHOOL HERE. SHE'S SUCH A MODEST YOUNG LADY THAT SHE DIDN'T WANT TO COME TO ELLENSBURG WHEN SHE HEARD. THAT THE SUR­ ROUNDING HILLS WERE SO BARE. O O Bill Nicholson says he will go as high as anyone wants to take him in an air­ plane as long as he can keep one foot on the ground. Bill probably thinks too many fel­ lows have gone up 2000 feet and land­ ed 2006 feet below. o—o SPEAKING OF AVIATION, MERLE AYERS WILL GIVE LESSONS TO ANYONE DESIRING THEM. MERLE HAS HAD CONSIDER­ ABLE EXPERIENCE, HAVING HAD A NUMBER OF THE GIRLS UP IN THE AIR ALL READY. THE GIRLS SAY HE HAS GOT A WONDERFUL WING-SPREAD. THOSE DESIRING FURTHER IN­ FORMATION REPORT AT THE RO­ DEO FIELD ANY EVENING AFTER 8:30 P. M. o—o We see by the papers where an army plane in California stayed up in the air over three days. Wo wouldn't want to land in Cali­ fornia either. ....But as far as any record is concerned the army fliers didn't come anywhere near establishing one. We happen to know a giri who got mad and stayed UP IN THE AIR for over three weeks. o—o BY THE WAY, THE PERSON WHO WROTE THE "HAIRY APE" MUST HAVE GOTTEN HIS INSPIRATION FROM A WHISKER GROWING CONTEST. o—o Be it as it may, even aon English­ man can get the DRIFT in this sort of weather. ' o—o ... It seems that the student body has changed the school colors ~from black and red to black and blue. o—o THE COMMITTEE IN CHARGE OF THE| SOPHOMORE SHOW OUGHT TO GET HAROLD AKAM TO DO A TUMBLING ACT.' HE'S AN EXPERT. HE'S THE ONLY KNOWN HUMAN WHO HAS SUCCESSFULLY SLID DOWN CRAIG'S HILL ON HIS FACE. o——o ^ And for fancy and assorted swan dives Walt MacCumber and Buck Mus- grove are incomparable. In fact, they've made some of the biggest HITS of the year, 0—o HAROLD McMACKEN SAYS THAT SKIING IS A LIGHT SPORT BUT IT DEPENDS ON HOW YOU LIGHT. o—o ALL OF WHICH BRINGS TO MIND THOSE FAMOUS LAST WORDS: "WHERE AM I—AND WHO WANTS TO KNOW?" o—o I thank you. SYRACUSE JUNIOR FORGETS IDENTITY SYRACUSE, , N. Y.—(IP)—Kendall B. Hassard, Syracuse university junior and assistant manager of the Syracuse, football team, was found at Columbus, Ohio, more than a week after he dis­ appeared from the campus here. The youth was recognized from de­ scriptions by a policeman to whom he appealed for aid. Hassard told reporters that his mind went blank as he was climbing "Piety Hill' on which Syracuse university is located, about 9:30 the night of De­ cember 4. He had gone for a walk, he said, gating medicine tablets for a headacne which bothered him. The next thing he knew he was on a rail­ road coach approaching' Pittsburgh. He arrived In Colurfibus the next day. He hadforgfttten his identity and ap- jjeftlerf to ft ^tet&ctive for aid. He first iwnemberad who he was when his mother came to him, police said, t • ' The trouble is that nuisances are created faster than we can pass laws against them. They've gone and made a voice -carry two miles.—I. P. Featured Values at a Dollar Rayon bloomers, vest and step-in with a brassiere top. Complete Line of Sizes and Color Range T. T. HARDISTY Ellensburg, Wash. ADVANCED SPRING DRESSES $10.00 New Styles, 1929 KREIDEL'S STYLE SHOP Engineers Receive Higher Salaries Than Their Profs CLEVELAND, Ohio — (IP) —Gradu­ ates of engineering colleges generally receive a higher salary than the pro­ fessors who taught them, President ^Charles S. Howe of Case School of Ap­ plied Science, says in an article, "Col­ lege Teaching as a Profession," which appears in the December issue of the Case alumni. The median salary of teachers in en­ gineering colleges is $4200, while the median salary of engineering gradu­ ates is $7900, the article states. Some teachers have an income from extra professional work bringing,.the median income of the professors up to $5700. "The professor can nexer expect to be wealthy be barely makes enough to live decently and to educate his chil­ dren. He rarely has enough left for his old age unless he has been so for­ tunate as to inherit some property," Dr. Howe writes. Conditions, however, are improving, the article continues. During the past 20 years salaries for Case faculty mem­ bers holding the rank of professor have increased from a maximum of $2500 to a maximum of $6000. who ride in the cars of the Pacific electric railway. Fees are small. The pupil is self-taught, but may consult an instructor if he wishes. And the textbooks are small and easy to carry. LOS ANGELES—(IP) —The Univer­ sity of Southern California had a ver­ satile football player in the person of Charley Boren, who played his last game for the Torjans against Notre Dame. Boren will be graduated next June with the honor of having starred at three positions on the eleven, in do­ ing which he proved himself one of the most efficient players in South­ ern California football history. He played one' year as halfback ( one as an end, and one as a running guard. In addition, he has a splendid scholastic record. Open Commuters' School LOS ANGELES—(IP)—The Commu­ ters' school is the latest educational venture in southern California. Several educational institutions in this section have combined to offer courses to suburbanites for study while traveling to and from their work. The school, begun this fall, seeks to put to more profitable use the time usually spent in playing cards games or in general reading, and is open to all KODAK FILM Developed, Printed and Enlarged . Bostic's Drug Store N. E. Cor. 4th and Pearl New York Cafe "Just a Little Better99 Special RooA For Ladies and Escorts OFFICIAL W. S. N. S. PINS AND CLUB PINS Visit our Gift Shop for Prizes and Favors Latest in Costume Jewelry Popularly Priced J. N. O. 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City Dye Works OF YAKIMA Ph»ne Black 4601 Normal School Students, visitors and visiting teams always find a cordial wel­ come at— HOTEL ANTLERS Ellensbnrg's Leading: Hotel Phone B. 4161 Free Service Car TIRES ACCESSORIES TUBES Firestone Contract Dealers Vulcanizing and High Pressure Tire Repairs Expert Balloon Repairs ALL WORK GUARANTEED Camozzy & Williams TIRE SHOP Ellensburg Washington Just the Place to enjoy a chat—and a tasty refreshment - Schultz's Pf/hen better Automobiles are built, Buick will build them CRAM NESBIT MOTOR COMPANY 310 N. Main St Look at Your Shoes Everyone else does—and If you find they need repairing LOOK FOR % Schultz Shoe Hospital On Corner Third and Pearl /The Shop With Your School Colors /• • •••"• °V" CAMPUS CRIER Page Three Are You Basketball-Wise? Men's Residence to Give First Open House Jan. 19 January 19 is the date set aside on the social calendar for thfe Open House celebration at the men's resi­ dence. This event is a quarterly af­ fair, but due to the great number of social events scheduled for the fall quarter the tradition was temporarily abandoned last quarter. Tea will be served at the residence and dancing will take place in the gym. Card playing and other social games will be in progress at the hall for those who do not wish to dance. All students and faculty members are invited. If you aren't, you're missing some of the thrill that ought to be yours when you watch your own team go into ac­ tion against a fast and shifty team from another school. You aren't see­ ing the real game—you're only watch­ ing a kind of moving kaleidoscope of players Without understanding what they're really doing. You'd be almost as well off if you merely watched the scoreboard. Coach Ward Lambert of Purdue uni­ versity, whose team have won four Big Ten championships and have placed second twice in the last 10 years, makes clear the need for being basketball- wise in this article. In general, according to Coach Lam­ bert, attacks are of two types—the fast break and the deliberate. In the fast break, the moment one of your own Football Incorrectly Named ATLANTA.—(IP)—Football is incor­ rectly named, according to Count Folke Bernadotte, nephew of King Gustav V of Sweden, who was initiated into the game at the contest between Georgia and Georgia Tech. "The game is played with the hands,' he said. "But it's a nice, pleasant sport and not so rough." His bride of a few days, the former Estelle Romaine Manville of Pleasant- ville, N. Y„ and President M. L. Brit- tain of Georgia Tech explained the technicalities of the game to him. »' J IDAHO "U" TO RECEIVE . SHARE OF WAR TROPHIES MOSCOW, Idaho—(IP)—A 77-milli­ meter German gun, half of Idaho's al­ lotted share of government war tro­ phies, will be presented to the Univer­ sity of Idaho by the American Legion sometime next semester, it has been announced. The gun will add color to a grass ter race on the north side of the new gym nasium near the entrance. It will be sent from the United States govern jnent "trophy dump" at Aberdeen, Md Mix Football and Golf fore the other team has a chance to get organized. The deliberate attack, used when the ball is thrown in out of bounds or when your opponents think the faster, is slower and more cautious. Purdue has i^sed the so-called long pass and combination short pass cross attack introduced by its former coach, Ralph Jones, with excellent results, This offense starts with a long pass, deep down into scoring territory, as soon as Purdue gets the ball. The cen­ ter, circling near the opponents' goal, takes the pass and relays it to one of the two forwards, who either charge straight down along the sidelines or cross eath other on the way. Once near the goal, the center and two for­ wards drive in, using short passes, and try for a basket at the first chance. Such an attack, Coach Lambert says, men gets the ball, your offense gets demands a guard who is ajn, accurate into action without an instant's delay. I long passer and a center who is strong You're down ii scoring territory be- i in all departments of the game. HOLMGREN PLAYERS AND WOODS STAR WITH WHITMAN •EUGENE, Ore.—(IP)—Football and golf can be mixed. This was proved by a foursome of University of Oregon golfers, who car Tied a portable radio with them about the course while the Southern Calif or nia-Notre Dame game was in progress and did not miss a single play of the football game. They reported, however, that their golf game suffered somewhat from the experiment, especially when Southern California seemed about to •win. EVERY DAT IS V ALUE DAY AT THIS STORE A NATION WIDE iNsrmmoN' CASH-A-CARRT MEANS MORE FOR YOU* DOLLARS where savings. ar* greatest99 New Invention Transmits Voice U" Compile Cost of Masculine Beauty SEATTLE, Wash.—(IP and U. of Washington Daily) — His | masculine beauty above the collar costs Joe Col­ lege $26.75 per annum for maintenance, according to data collected, from dis­ trict drug stores about the University of Washington campus. The majority of men shave them­ selves and thus save from $25 to $75 a year in barber's fees. But this is far from clear profit. Although varying greatly according to the toughness of the beard the average man shaves four times a week, or 200 times a year, thus consuming a 35-cent tube of shaving cream every five weeks, or $3.50 worth a year. Rabor blades amount to $4, except for the straight-edge artists, who diminish this total. On top of that three bottles of face lotion or after-shaving oils nick him for $2.25. Talcum comes to $2 a year, it was found, and $15 is expended" in haircuts and occasional shamposs. CAMDEN, N. J.—(IP)—A voice was carried two miles here recently when the Victor Talking Machine company transmitted sounds from the super- directional horn at the Victor plant here, which were heard by officers aboard the Los Angeles dirigible two miles distant. The so-called "soundbeam" device, including a horn 20 feet long and 10 feet wide, with a multiplicity of repro­ ducing units, and operated by high- power vacuum tubes, is expected by S. T. Williams, its inventor, to be espe­ cially valuable in ground-to-airship communication during landings in heavy fogs. A man may be driven to drink, but to get him away from it he has to be pulled.—Selected. Hey, buddy, got a match? No, but you can use my lighter. Don't kid me how can I' pick my teeth with a lighter?—Selected. SMITH IS NOVAK IN CZECHO- SL AVAKIA The Sou'wester, undergraduate news­ paper of Southwestern college at Mem­ phis, Tenn., has discovered humor in several newspaper headlines: CONGRESS BLOC-HEADS MEET IN CONFERENCE TO TAKE PICTURES OF SALVATION ARMY COOKING STUDENTS RUMMAGE SALE OF 1 NURSES CONTINUED COOLNESS IS KEYNOTE OF FIRE IN ADELPHIA HOTEL $5,000,000 REALTY TAKEN FOR BRID° IF YOU HAVE NOT THE NEW DRIVEN CHEVROLET SIX A PLEASANT SURPRISE IS IN STORE FOR YOU Judge—Are you guilty or not guilty? Prisoner—How can I when I haven't I heard the evidence yet?—Bradley Cam-1 pus Cat. Seasick Wife as the offspring is I raising cain)—John, will you pie ace | speak to your son? Seasick Father — Hello, son. The | Sou'wester. You say—he made a complete con­ fession? What did he get—five years? No, fifty, dollars. He confesser to magazines.—Bradley Campus Cat. Walk straight, he&d up high, That awful slouch won't get you by. You may talk about your "nifty dogs" And cute calves all you please, But me, I am contented with A little peek at knees. — —Queen's University Journal. Co-ed—Shall we waltz? Soph—It's all the same to me. Coe-ed—Yes, I've noticed that. —The Alberta Gateway. CROXDALE, WHITMAN CAPTAIN Store Purchases Copyrights EUGENE, Ore.—(IP)—The Univer­ sity of Oregon cooperative store has purchased the copyrights to the Ore­ gon song book, which has been out of print, and will publish a new edition in the near future. PORT ARTHUR, Ont.— (IP)—Ham ilton, Ont., is to be host to the British empire games, scheduled for August, 1930, it was decided by a committee oi the Amateur Athletic Union of Can­ ada here. Hamilton will construct a $100,000 swimming pool and a mile and a half rowing! course, underwrite the games against losses, and billet athletes. The program is to be made up of track and field events, boxing, wrestling, rowing and swimming. CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — (IP) — R a d- cliffe college for women receives $30,- 000 by the will of Miss Alice M. Long' fellow, better known to America and the world as Longfellow's "Grave Alice," who died .recently. Miss Long fellow-helped found the college. A total of $115,000 was bequeathed to public interests by the daughter of Henry Wadsworth Longfellow. DOUGLAS, Ariz.—(IP)—This city is to be the site of the world's first in­ ternational airport. A plot two miles square, one mile of which will be in the United States and one square mile in Mexico, has been laid out here. The Mexican portion is in the state of Son- ora. TO INCREASE SIZE OF TEXAS ACREAGE AUSTIN, Texas—(IP)—Texas, al­ ready the largest state in the union, is to be 25,000 acres larger when the United States supreme court issues its final decree in the Texas-Oklahoma boundary dispute. •i About that amount of land/valued at from $25 to $75 an acre, will be add­ ed to Texas because the court has dis­ covered that the true lQOth meridian, the legal border of western Oklahoma, and the eastern border of the Texas panhandle, really takes in part of what is now Oklahoma. The courts ordered a commission to establish the true line, which will swing east of the present one. It will cut off a large, wedge-shaped section of Oklahoma, the big end being at the Red river, south boundary of Okla­ homa. Oklahoma's jurisdiction will be ex­ tended to the south low banks of the Red .River. PRAGUE—(IP)—If A1 Smith lived in Czecho-Slovakia his name would be A1 Novak. So would it be with several hundred thousand other Smiths, for in this country the name Novak is as common if not more so than the name Smith in America. It is estimated that there are 80,000 persons by that name in the infant na­ tion, and already 11,630 of them have joined a recently organized Novag so­ ciety. The president of the new or­ ganization is Professor Carel Novak of the Czech Technical university. The present Czecho-Slovak consul general in New York is Dr. J. Novak, and the minister of commerce also bears the name. The famous Prague composer, Novak, is noted in musical circles throughout the world. The Novak society is planning to publish a journal, and also will seek to aid its members in a social and cul­ tural way. COLUMBUS, Ohio — (IP) — Joseph Weiss, 19, a student at Ohio State uni­ versity, was instantly killed) recently when he was thrown from an automo­ bile as plunged into a ditch. PEORIA, 111.—(IP)—A prize of $25 has been offered by Bradley college for the best new field song written for the college! - Bradley college at Peoria, 111., is to give $25 for a new song. No doubt they are just beginning to realize that the world is'nb longer singing "I Wish I Was in Peoria."—I. P. Dean of Women (6:30 a. m.)—Young man, what do you mean by bringing this girl in at* this time in the morn­ ing? Freshman ( returning the lady friend from the Junior Prom)—Well, I got a lecture at 8:30.—Cornell Daily SUn. You may have good health And friends galore, But if you straighten your posture YouH have a lot more. THE STUDENTS PAY AND PAY AND PAY EASTON. Pa.—(IP)—Hie coin slot in the public pay telephone at Lafay­ ette college recently was left open when the phone was installed, and as a result all money used in making calls was returned. Not a few students took advantage of this as soon as it became generally known, and the tel­ ephone did a thriving business in long distance calls. The boys called home and the girl friends, all over the coun­ try, for nothing. When they returned from Thanks­ giving vacation, however, they were somewhat chagrinned* to learn that the telephone company had traced their calls and had taken advantage of the vacation to distribute bills for pay­ ment. Not a few students are broke. Getting out a paper is a picnic. \ If we print jokes, people say we are silly or vulgar. If we don't, they say we are adoles­ cent and too serious. . If we publish original matter, they say we lack variety. If we print things from other col­ leges 'we are lazy. ' If we are out rustling news, we are wasting time. If we are not rustling news, we are not attending to business. If we don't print contributions, we lack appreciation, and the paper is a Sigma Delt, Kappa Sig, Alpha Phi sheet. If we do print them the paper is full of junk. Like as not someone will say we stole this from some other paper—so we did. —v If all the students who have 8 o'clock classes were hauled out of bed at 6 in the morning and placed side by side they would stretch . Montana Kai- min. * . Great aches from grow.—Selected. little toe-corns SEATTLE, Wash.—(IP)—The stu­ dent council of the University of Wash­ ington has called for a- written crit­ icism of the university curriculum from all students in an effort to aid in the revision of the universitie's courses. Your poor posture is one good sign That your health is low in some line. An eminent scholar complains that college graduates are earning more in their chosen professions that the pro­ fessors who taught them the profes­ sions. What better way for the stu­ dents to get even for all the flunks? —I. P. The more you patronize the adver tisers, the more they will patronize the Campus Crier. The more ads, the bigger the paper. Watch the posters. Ellensburg Theatre SPONSORED BY THE AMERICAN LEGION BIG STORE BUILDING ELLENSBURG, WASHINGTON, ON FRIDAY, JANUARY 11, 1929 MAIN* EVENT—SIX ROUNDS BOBBY GIBSON ELLENSBURG — -ys. 125 POUNDS YOUNG RAY YAKIMA m SEMI-FINAL—SIX ROUNDS MAX MASSONG — vs. —. CURLEY GRAHAM YAKIMA 135 POUNDS TACOMA SPECIAL EVENT—FOtJR ROUNDS GORDON NOGLE - ELLENSBURG—170 POUNDS vs. GIL LONG TIETON—160 POUNDS Preliminary—Four Rounds E. HOLT vs. BUD DOLQUIST Ellensburg - 150 Lbs. - Ahtanum . preliminary—Four Rounds Bill Beddoes vs. Battling Nelson Ellensburg' - 128 Lbs. - Naches Preliminaries Start Promptly at 8 o'Clock RINGSIDE $1.50 GENERAL ADMISSION §1.00 4 Days Storting Wed., Jan. 9 BIG SPECIAL MARIAN DAVIES and WILLIAM HAINES "Show People" 10c—50c First Drunk—Have a cigarette? Second Drunk—No thanksh, I'm in training. —Oregon Daily Emerald. Portable Typewriters 1 in colors Royal, Corona and Underwood Priced $60 The Ellensburg Book & Stat. Co. Successors to C. E. Wheeler m "You know .what kind of underwear | use?" No, what kind?" "Indian." "Howzat?" "Always creeping up on me." —Cincinnati U. News. PATRONIZE THE ADVERTISERS Moved Into New Location Cinderella Beauty Shop PERMANENT WAVING AND ALL BEAUTY WORK Location, 4th St. Between Pearl and Pine Phone Main 178 SODY-UdODS Apple Juice—Fruit Punch BOTTLED BEVERAGES ELLENSBURG SODA WORKS Get Your Application Pictures now at Photographs Live Forever DELUXE SERVICE STATION of the Wallace Johnson Motor Co. We Cater Especially to Normal Students V- Sunday Only, Jan. 13 "Floating College" A Peppy College Comedy Also JACK MULHALL "Lady Be Good" COMING SOON VITAPHONE The Smoke House W. F. Webster Hot Lunches Tobaccos Magazines Billiards MOSER'S Fourth and Pearl Sis. Meji's and Young Men's Clothing, Furnishings, Shoes and Hats Home of Hart Schaffner & Marx Clothes Returns on All ATHLETIC CONTESTS Operated by Former Normal School Students Reading Lamps Students are invited to come in and inspect our line of reading lamps. Puget Sound Power & Light Co. STAR SHOE SHOP SHOE REPAIRING WORK GUARANTEED GIVE US A TRIAL Frank Strange, Prop. 104 East Fourth | DELICIOUS PASTRIES | I and Buns (or Picnics and Hikes 1 Students Welcome in Our Kitchen NEW BRUNSWICK and COLUMBIA RECORDS IN DAILY ALL THE LATEST HITS REMINGTON MUSIC COMPANY 321 NORTH PEARL STREET Ellensburg, Wash. How glad Mother always IS to hear your voice— Give Her a Long-Distance Call Half Rates After 8:30 p. m. 'The Ellensburg Telephone Company THE UNITED BAKERY = 313 North Main Street Phone Main 108 — ^tll!llllilllllll!llillll!l!lllllll!lllll!llllllllllll!|[||l!lllllllllllllllillllllltlll!!!llillli!llP. CLOTHES FOR THE COED CLOTHES FOR THE MEN DEPARTMENT STORE Page Four CAMPUS CRIER J. S. Jordan Offers Course in Psychology to Yakima Extension class work is to be offered in Yakima during the second quarter of this school year on Monday eve­ nings, beginning January 7. It will be conducted by John S. Jordan of the department of psychology of the Normal school at Ellensburg. The course offered will be "The Educational and Significance of Modern Psy­ chology/" two land one-half Normal school credits being given to those who meet the requirements of the course. Auditors will be welcome. Mr. Jordan holds an M. A. degree in psychology from Stanford university, and is' highly recommended by Dr. li. M. Terman and others eminent in this field. In this course, he will pre­ sent some of the recent findings in psychology, and will interpret their educational and social significance. The course is deemed especially valu­ able because the facts of psychology are becoming increasingly important in the amelioration of personal prob­ lems and in the management of chil­ dren in the home and in the school. HIST! ODE TO POSTURE GOOD posture is an asset • Which very few possess, Sad to relate, the favored ones Seem to be growing "less. We see the folks around ns All slumped down in a heap, And the way that people navigate Is enough to make you weep. Some elevate their shoulders, Some hollow in their backs Some stiffen up their muscles, And some just plain relax. The one who walks with grace and poise Is a spectacle so rare, That even down on gay Broadway The people turn and stare. If you would cut a figure In business, sport or school, Just mind the Posture Precepts Obey the Posture Rule. Don't thrust your head out turtlewise, Don't hunch your shoulders so Don't sag and drag yourself around, No style to that, you know. Get uplift in your bearing And strength and spring and vim, No matter what your worries To slouch won't alter them. Just square your shoulders to the world, You're not the sort to quit "It isn't the load that breaks us down, It's the way we carry It." Perfect posture produces pleasing personality, plus plentiful pep proved by peter's, Patty's, Pamela's popularity. DOROTHY GEORGE. The erect posture is preeminently characteristic of man, but I fear that some of our Normal students are re­ verting to prehistoric man, who walked on all fours—too bad!—D. Dean. Since the appointment of Muriel McFarland to the place of dean of women, a new faculty member has been selected in the person of Louise Corsaut to take her position in home economics work in the training school. Miss Corsaut is a graduate in home economics from the State College of Iowa at Aimes. She is known for her splendid work as head dietician at the Ellensburg General hospital. This new faculty member is to be part time in­ structor, teaching in the training school work of the junior high school grades. Miss Corsaut will have charge of the student teaching tinder the di­ rection of Dean McFarland, who still is supervisor. In behalf of the faculty and students of the Normal school it is sincerely hoped that Miss Corsaut will enjoy her new work in the home economics de­ partment. E Miss Jane Russell, the school nurse, is giving a course in home care of the sick and first aid. •Consideration is to be given as to what an adult should know about health. Some of the factors considered will be: Prevention of illness. Study of specific preventions of certain diseases. Most common diseases and accidents. These will be studied fr6m the fol­ lowing point of view: Prevention. Treatment. Elementary nursing method of caring for the sick. A great deal of stress will be placed Tajjoii importance of prevention and knowledge of caring for minor ailments and emergencies. R. II. A. LEANER? Not what is your standing, but how are you standing. Spine curved, Lungs cramped, Uneven shoulders, Muscular strain, Protruding abdomen. Posture expresses personality. "Did you know that Cleopatra's poise won Caesar?" It is a strange thing that a woman will be careless of her posture that she will powder and tint, marcel and kalsomine, all with a skill worthy of a1 Rembrandt, and then, being fully slicked up for the evening, step out with a carriage which would not do justice to a broken down truck horse. —Author Unknown. Campus Locals Ivan McCollom has been appointed at teacher in the third, fourth and fifth grades at the Lincoln school in the Ellensburg city system. Dr. L. S. Cressman, professor in the social science department, was unable to return to his duties until Monday of this week owing to a serious attack of flu. A faculty dancing class, under the direction of Miss George, has been started and will meet Monday eve­ nings. Miss Jeraldine Swartz is teaching in Kittitas for the remainder school year. of the Miss Russell had a thrilling vaca­ tion seeing Seattle by airplane. Margaret Ewart's vacation was spent at her home in Los Angeles, Cal. The following students have been confined to the infirmary with ills, many and varied, since the opening of the quarter: Mable Krough, Edith Thomas, Avyce Keller, Kent Caldwell, Helen Howard, Ruth Smith, Christine Venere, Olive Karlson, Geneveve Car- michael, Ruth Cook and Daisy Law- lew. NEW SPRING FROCKS Attractively Priced at $9.75 and $15.00 They are smartly fashioned from printed crepes in futuristic designs—also in plain silk crepes, in sizes 14 to 44. URRQUGHSCT ORES 409 N. PEARL ST. INC. B f THE FORUM I * ' EXCHANGE The board of control at Bellingham Normal is sponsoring a song contest with $50 in cash prizes for the three best school songs submitted. * * * Over 900 have registered for the win­ ter --quarter at B. S. N. S. * * * In the "Normal by the sea," any one so desiring may attempt to raise an undesirable grade by paying a 50c specimen exam fee. * * * The Vikings boast four former letter men for this year's basketball team. Playing as the Normal super-varsity they are leading the class A city league in Bellingham.—The Northwest Viking. * * * Cheney Normal is asking the state legislature for an appropriation of $325,000 for a new training school. * * * Stanford university boasts a student who has a straight A grade. Arthur P. Scotten has just graduated with an A grade for every hour of the 180 reg­ istered for his degree. DISCOVER RUINS OF GREAT CITY IN CRIMEA BACKTCHISARAM, Crimea—(IP)— The ruins of a great city, the origin of •which is not known, have been discov­ ered in the Eski-Kerman valley in the heart of the Crimean peninsula. The rains are said to extend for more than two miles, and consist of high fortress walls, hundreds of homes hewed out of rocks and six great cave temples, decorated with ancient fresc­ oes. Russian archeologists claim the ru­ ins -were once the capital of the Goth kingdom, known in history as the city of Feodora, founded during the reign of Justinion the great. SEATTLE, Wash.—(IP—) Three hun­ dred and sixty-three minutes, or ex­ actly six hours of football in six con­ ference games is the Tecord this year of Charles Carroll, University of Wash­ ington halfback. He did not miss a minute of play during the season. This is believed .to be a world record for football players, at least in more mod­ ern times. 115 East 8th Street, Ellensburg, Wash., • January 8, 1929 The Editor of the Campus Crier, W. S. N. S., Ellensburg My dear sir, I have the honor to request that yon please insert these short paragraphs ii one of the columns of the weekly nrv of the school paper, The Campus Crier, despite the fact that this news of in­ formation may not be of great impor­ tance and interest to the readers, for it may not concern the main object of the school newspaper, but nevertheless, I just take the chance and I shall be very much obliged to you in particular and to all members of the staff in gen­ eral in case my request will be accept­ ed, which are the following: I sincerely take a great pleasure of informing the readers that the Fili­ pinos in this town have recently or­ ganized a club called the First Filipino Club in W. S. N. S., Ellensburg, whose main purposes are: First, to improve themselves to speak English correctly and fluently. Secondly, to improve themselves of their great handicap in their studies—English speech correc­ tion. Thirdly, to train themselves in the art of public speaking. After its organization, immediately the elected officers—Jose M. Benzon, president Heriberto Mori, vice presi­ dent Anacleto Qliveras, secretary- treasurer Thomas Garcia, representa­ tive Vinvente Piamonte, editor—took their respective seats and responsibil­ ities so that the order of business was in order. It was unanimously carried that the club subscribe a monthly pamphlet, the so-called Philippine Re­ public, which is published in Wash­ ington, D. C„ and it shall be donated to the Normal school library, Ellens­ burg, so that I made a personal inter­ view with the librarian, informing her that the members of this club hpve unanimously agreed to subscribe a year's subscription to the Philippine Republic, which is to be donated to this library, and requesting her that she will please accept this donation so that she has to place it among the pamphlets and magazines displayed in this library. After stating to her my purpose' in view, I was, of course, exceedingly glad to hear her words of acceptance and appreciation of such donation, and she promised to display it among the li­ brary pamphlets and magazines so that it is available to every member of the faculty, student body and others who may happen to come to the library. If I am not mistaken, I think that not many of my fellow students have ever known, heard or read about this pamphlet, because it is not as widely circulated as those of other pamphlets, magazines, periodicals and newspapers, and therefore I take a great opportu­ nity with the best of my ability to tell something about it, hoping that I may be able to make my readers who have not as yet ever known, read or heard about it, understand at least its pur­ poses in view before they may happen to take a look at it. I think that this pamphlet, so far as my knowledge can tell, which is monthly published in English, is sup­ ported and managed by the Filipinos and Americans who are in favor of the independence of the Philippines, so that its prcpag'inua, in particular, is more or less rrrlricted to political cam- -aign ioi 1' e Filipino independence in oiplc'iv.^'c way. and in general, the facts about the Filipino progress in politics, civilization, education, com­ merce, agriculture, manufacture and news about the Filipinos, not only in their native country, but also in the United States and her other territories and colonies. The fact that some of our fellow stu­ dents approached and questioned us about facts in the Philippines which are more ,or less identical with the propaganda of this pamplet, and therefore we tried our best to answer their questions of information and with these questions of information we are exceedingly glad of anwering them so that they may be at least informed about the present progress of the Fil­ ipinos inasmuch as one who is more or less concerned or connected to the Philippines should at least have some information about them so that there should not be too much misconception of the present civilization and culture of the Filipinos as some and some au­ thors do. In addition to our personal and in­ formal information of facts about the Philippines to those who have ap­ proached and questioned us, therefore, we do not only extend our most sin­ cere desire to them but also our be­ loved members of the faculty, student body and others to spare some of their leisure time to glance at this pamphlet so that they may be informed of some current events in the Philippines of the U. S. A., and now that the said pamphlet, which has already reached the hands of the librarian, is at their service and disposal, and we, the Fil­ ipino students of this institution, ex­ tend our utmost sincerity and desire with open hearts and hands to invite everybody to read it ani we hope that no one will miss reading each copy, for it may be likely that he or she may find or read in it something that is more or less related and corelated to what everybody is aiming at in this institution. Very sincerely yours, JOSE M. BENZON. _ Ladies' Leather Heels ...25c If! Ladies' Panco Heels 25c Ladies' Rubber Heels... 40c U N K t*r G. NOCCHI, Prop- ELLENSBURG, WASHINGTON We Clean and Dye Shoe®—We Guarantee Our Work The Nifty Shop Normal Students Welcome EXPERT HAIR CUTTING, ALL LATEST STYLES COLLEGIATE HAIR CUTTING FOR MEN and WOMEN We Cater to Normal School Students Black 5311 319 N. Main St. PATRONIZE THE ADVERTISERS PATRONIZE THE AD V KUTIBERS Have Your Auto Top and Side Curtains Overhauled at W. J. Peed & Son Black 43U Peart St. KBA 5th DISCOVER ANCIENT SWIMMING POOL VIENNA—(IP)—A marble swimming pool and stadium, built by an Ephesian citizen, Publius Vediu^ Antoninus, a central heating plant, supposedly built by the same man, and a basilica con­ structed by the Bybantine emporer, Justinian, and Empress Theodora in honor of John Theologus, have been discovered by excavations in Asia Mi­ nor by the Austrian Archeological so­ ciety and Rockefeller foundation ex­ perts. The relics have been placed in the museum at Smyrna, in all cases where they were movable. Book-Ends R. B. WILSON CO. Established 1892 OUR SEMI-ANNUAL CLEARANCE . Starts Saturday Morning at 9 o'clock ALL READY-TO-WEAR AT A FRACTION OF THE ORIGINAL PRICE REDUCTIONS IN MOST EVERY DEPARTMENT J Farrell's FOE LADIES HOLEPROOF HOSIERY $1, $1.50, $1.95 EVERYTHING FOR MEN CAMPUS CORDS WILDCAT HEADQUARTERS. DROP IN.—GENE FOOD SHOP Special Fountain Service For Students 9 a. in. 12 m. 1:30 p. m. 6 p.m. 7:30 p. m. 10 p. m. Lampg, shades and other articles to make the stu­ dent's room more at­ tractive are at Fitterer Brothers HOME FURNISHERS Betty Beauty Shoppe Located in Kreidel Style Shoppe AH Kinds of Expert Beauty Work PERMANENT WAVING For Appointments Call Black 4371 Mrs. Betty Bradshaw, Owner and Manager A Good Place to Bank The Washington National Bank DR. R. A. WEAVER Dentist E. BELCH & SON Wholesale Distributors Ellensburg, Wash. DR. S. M. FARRELL DENTIST Olympia Block Main 147 DR. WM. UEBELACKER Dentist COMPLIMENTS OF JOHN T. HONEYCUTT NELSE LUNSTRUM Paint, Wall Paper Automobile Glass Replacement Sporting Goods and Electrical Appliances Ellensburg HanSware Co. 411 N. Pearl St CHOICE MEAT For banquet and everyday use CASCADE MARKET MODERN PLUMBING CO. C. B. Hodgins, Prop. 502 N. Pine Phone Main 163 ATHLETIC and SPORTING GOODS RAMSAY HDWE. CO. DR. BURGESS Eyesight Specialist 'Lens Grinding Laboratory Olympia Block Phone M. 625 Harry S. Elwood The Prescription Druggist Phone Main 17 Cor. 6th and Main TAXIES C. S. Palmer, Prop. Ellengbnrg , Wash. STORAGE FOR AUTOS Ostrander Drug Co. Agents For Owl Drug Co. Products The National Bank of Ellensburg "Oldest Bank in the County" ROTHROCK TAXI Main 226 City or Country Prices Right Stand at Horseshoe Cigar Store Ellensburg Transfer Co. Fifth and Mala Phone H. 59 DR. JAMES H. MUNDY Dentist Olympia Block Phone "Main 95 CARTER TRANSFER CO. Phone Main 91 THE FARMERS BANK Capital and Surplus $150,000 Fulton Construction Co. 215 West Fourth St. Architecture and Bmldinj Capital Avenue Green Houses FRESH FLOWERS FOR ALL OCCASIONS .... Phone Main 201 CuAD'S BARBER SnQF SHAMPOOING HAIR BOBBING Normal Students Welcome 109 W. Fourth Street Jewelry Clocks CHAS. E. DICKSON JEWELER, WATCHMAKER ENGRAVER Watches Silverware r Hotel St. Strictly Modem