•:• •/0 ,' -^. ^/O :" v ' ..-. ., v\ . ••' ' : .' • ." -. •.'': •,,. . -'^ . , • .'''t •'.\ 7 V • v -o. Press Members to Give Dance : -f W: Library St Central Washington College of Education n s on r to . ... '• ' ••• •• ' " • „ WASHINGTON STATE NORMAL SCHOOL A- •:.V. . Varsity Ball January 25 Vol. No. 3 ELLENSBURG, WASH., THURSDAY, JAN. 16, 1930 No. 12 PRESS MEMBERS TO STAGE DANCE IN NEW PAVILION Gymnasium Will Be Barn Scene For First Time 'One of the most outstanding social affairs, of the winter quarter with, a mark of originality, is the Press cliib dance. It will be held in the student pavilion, Saturday evening, February 1. Although it is to be sponsored by •one of the new organizations on the 'Campus, it is hoped to be one of the afnost enjoyed events of the year. A barn danced Yes, a typical, old- fashioned barn dance characterizes the atmosphere of this affair. The pavilion will be decorated with all the farm implements, old wagons, discard­ ed saddles, broken harness, hay and sti'aw will be artistically scattered about all other available fixtures will be secured in order to make the gym a. very appropriate place for a "barn d To keep in harmony with the dec­ orations, every one must come dressed in their oldest clothes. No doubt an unusual prize will be offered for the best costume. Anyone dressing up will .be fined extra. And who doesn't like to go for a rsleigh ride? The crowd will be trans­ ported from the halls to the place of merrymaking in sleighs. This is one of the original ideas to be used in making1 the dance interesting and dif­ ferent from any other yet given. The "Whisker Contest" is to come to a close at the Press club entertain­ ment. Ten different prizes are to of- :ferend for the results of this contest, 45.00 being the highest award. The prizes, which are under the manage­ ment of Pete Wick, will scon be on display in order that the contestants -may see what they have to work for. . .Last but not leasts very appropriate •eats are to be served. The Press club members hope everyone will hold this date open for they wish to make this 'dance a big success. Committees will soon be appointed, according to Jean McMurray, president. PLAY DIRECTOR GIVES LECTURE NOTICE Students who were members of the Crier staff last quarter and all present meirtbers please meet in the Campus Crier room Monday eve­ ning at 7 o'clock to have pictures taken for Hyakem. Do not fail to be present if you want to be in the group. DECISION IS GIVEN TO THIRD EDITION IN NEWS CONTEST OLSON PLAYERS COMING "The Makropoulos Secret" To Be Presented " January 23 VARSITY BALL WILL BE GIVEN • ON JANUARY 25 Maurice Colburne Discusses "Hie Doctors' Dilemma" At Assembly With a most entertaining English -wit combined with a charming Eng­ lish accent Maurice Colburne, direc- -ttir of the English players who pre­ sented George Bernard Shaw's play, "The Doctors' Dilemma," at the El­ lensburg theatre, spoke to the stu­ dents and faculty at -an assembly Monday morning, January 13. Mr. Colburne hag a charming per­ sonality. This is accentuated by his manner of speaking. Of course Mr. Colburne spoke chief­ ly about the great dramatist, George Bernard Shaw, who is his personal friend. Consequently Mr. Colburne has had many contacts iwith this noted personage. Mr. Colburne "has a distinctive way of telling anecdotes which are most amusing. He discussed the play "The 3octors' Dilemma," as to plot and characters, in the same entertaining manner. President George H. Black and Miss -Jean McMorran, head of the English department, both gave appropriate ,-and fitting introductions to Mr. Col- "burne's address. By a very close decision, the third December issue of the Campus Crier won the five dollar prize, offered by the Crier fund for the best edition of the paper during this month. The award goes to the editor, Mary Round, and the assistants, Marguerite Wilkie, Lawrence Blessing and Norman Hume. An experiment was tried with the three December issues of the Crier. The newswriting class under the dir­ ection of Mrs. Dorothy Pearce, which consisted of twelve members, was di­ vided into three groups of four mem­ bers each. The editor was selected from within the group by its mem­ bers. These staffs with the help of the reporters put out one issue without any assistance from the instructor. The papers were graded according to their general appearance, the me-, chanical aspects, accuracy in head line wxiting and accuracy in the news stories themselves. The third issue won from the standpoint of head lines and careful proofreading which re­ sulted in greater accuracy. This is the first time an experiment of this kind has been tried out. However, it' work­ ed very successfully and added much interest to the work in journalism. The class received actual experience in putting out the paper and learned a great deal along the lines of journal­ istic procedures^ r Those members taking over the re­ sponsibility of putting out the other two issues of, the paper were:, issue of December 6—Lauretta Cook,, edi­ tor | Pauline Bittle, Leland Jackson and Charles Lederle, assistants issue of Decmeber 13—Eugene Lee, editor Charles Cardwell, . Carl Jensen and Meta Bennet, assistants. Starting with this issue of the pa­ per, the contest opens for the winter quarter. Anyone desiring .-may enter, whether enrolled in the class of not. As the newswriting class is small, students Jvre urged to write for the Crier. All help is needed that can be given for this work.. There are several worthwhile ends for which to work in journalism. The first, as has been stated, is the large silver cup offered quarterly the sec­ ond is for membership in the honor­ ary club composed of press people. All students interested Mn this field of work should participate and turn cut for these goals/ Three generations of persons ed in the net of a mystery, the secret of which is held by one woman, .\Vho seems their contemporary, but whti'is centuries older than any of them, these form the personnel thut unfolds the story of the "Makropoulos Secret" second of the plays to be presented this season by the First Circuit Reper­ tory company of the Moroni OiScn players, which will be presented here next Thursday, January 23. \ The story of 'the production' deals with a father and his son who are both in love With a mysterious woiifan, which an elderly nobleman discoveiVirt her, the gypsy love of his youth. One of her descendants unwittingly falls in love with her. The attorney, Kiloita- ty, toils iat the strands of the strange secret until it is finally unravellerl. And then those who have possessed themselves of the secret are faced with, the appalling responsibility of deciding what shall be done with it-— for it is a «secret which, in a measure, gives them power of life and death over all men and women in the world. How this secret is unravelled, and what decision is made by those who have unravelled it, and the amazing attitude of the woman who has risked everything to recover possession ^f the -secret combine to make the story one of the most fascinating and pow­ erful ever presented. "The Makropoulos Secret" is liv­ ing its firrt presentation in tour upon the Pacific Coast at the hands of this talented company and from all, indi­ cations promises to be £ real treat Jo theatre-goers. '• ,, Tickets nmy be obtained 'ttl tile iness office next week. Students hold1- ing student body passes iipon present­ ation, will receive a reduction in price. Committees Working Hard To Make Dance Success Whispers of unique decorations and other novel features being planned by the committee predict that the Varsity Ball, to be given Saturday, January 25, in the student pavilion, by the members of the Crimson "W" club, will be an unusual success. According to Goodie Morrison, chairman of the decoration committee, something en­ tirely new in the line of decorations is promised all those who attend. Claude Musgrove, president of the organiztaion, lias appointed the fol­ lowing chairmen to work with him: decoration, Goodie Morrison and Nes- ter Lind music and program, Alvin Wai-wick floor and punch, Neal Mc­ Kay patrons and patronesses, Harry Weimer invitations, Fred Knoell clean-up, George Elliot property, Os­ car Erickson. The patrons and patronesses for the affair will be: Mr. and Mrs. George H. Black, Mr. and Mrs. Howard Por­ ter, Dean and Mrs. B. A. Leonard. Mi*, and Mrs. Leo S. Nicholson, Dean Mui*- iel G. McFarland, Mr. F. W. Blakely, Mr. Roy Sandberg, 'Miss Mabel Skin­ ner and Mr. Claude Musgrove. LAURETTA COOK IS GIVEN AWARD Contest For Cup Closes Round And Jensen In Race INDUSTRIAL ARTS DISPLAYS CHEST NOTICE It is requested that all students who have not had their credentials transferred to the registrar's of­ fice, do so AT ONCE, as they must be on file. This includes both high school credentials, and credentials received at some other normal, col­ lege or university. If they are not on file, call immediately at the registrar's office and gst the cre­ dential blank to send them. SHAW'S COMEDY WAS PRESENTED FIRST OF WEEK 'Doctors' Dilemma' Brought By English Players Monday DRAMATIC CLUB ELECTS ARGANO FOR PRESIDENT W. A. A. CARRIES ON WORK FROM Antique Furniture Sent By Former Instructor From Ozarks MEN'S RESIDENCE Goodie Morrison was elected presi­ dent of the Men's Dorm at, a special -meeting called Monday evening by Harold Akam. The other officers elected for this •quarter were: vice president. Leland Jackson secretary-treasurer, Fred "Knoell sergeant-at-arms, Harold 'Naubert social committee, Jerry Kre- "kow, Orris May, Harold Akam rules committee, Cliff Exley, Neil McKay and Doug Haney. A very interesting and well preserv­ ed piece of furniture is on display in the refinishing department of the In­ dustrial arts department of the Nor­ mal school. Mrs. Glenn Hogue, whose hobby is to collect beautiful speci­ mens of antique furniture has recent­ ly added to her collection a .chest of drawers. It is estimated that ,rt is from 84 to 88 years of age and was found in one of the dwellings of the hill billies of the Ozark hiouiitains in Tern nessee 'by\ Mrs. McDonald,. formerly of the W. S. N. S. art' department who in turn sent it to Mrs. Hogue. It is constructed of solid walnut and is a beautiftil piece of work: with its hand-carved drawer pulls and carv­ ings. It would be well worth one's time to examine this odd piece of furniture which is in the shop. Mr. Hogue will gladly show interested students its fine features, which can readily be sc-en at present for it is all scriiped The large silver cup which is offer ed each Quarter by the Campus Crier, has been awarded to Lauretta Cook. She wrote the most number of inches in news stories for the paper during the fall quarter. Her name will be in­ scribed upon the trophy, and if won three quarters in succession, will be her own possession. Mary Round was second and Carl Jensen third in the race. Starting with this issue of the pa­ per, the contest opens for the winter quarter. Anyone desiring may enter, whether enrolled in the class or not. As the newswriting class is small, students are urged to write for the Crier. All help is needed than can be given for this work. There are several worthwhile ends for which to work in 'journalism. The first, as has been stated, is the large- silver cup offered quarterly the sec­ ond is for membership in the honor­ ary club composed' of press people. All students interested in this field of work should participate and turn out for these goals. W. A. A- held (the first meeting of: the winter quarter in Kamola hall eonstifctrtion waW read for, the benefit of new members so that they .might learn the require­ ments for awards. Freshmen and sophomore repre­ sentatives were elected to be members of the W. A. A. board of control. The. freshman representative was Emma Klemmer and the sophomore repre­ sentative was Gladys Levin. Plans are ibeing made for the annual initiation of associate members wtho have won their first award, an arm­ band, thus making them active mem­ bers. The W. A. A. initiation com­ mittee chairmen were named. Thelma Stanbence is in charge of the initia­ tion and Gladys Wernex is in charge of the refrshihent committee. The Dramatic club met in the Little Art Theatre, Thursday of last week, and elected the following officers for this quarter: President, Tony Argano vice president, Mabel Skinner secret­ ary-treasurer, Emma Klemmer soc­ ial commissioner, Thelma Stabence. The member's voted to have dues of twenty-five cents a quarter. They also decided that beginning next Thursday a program would be presented at each meeting- of the club, which is every other Thursday night. The following new members were taken into the club: Lillian Sehnebly. J. Verone, Barbara Preble, Dorothy Phenicie, Lucile Wyse, Margaret Per­ ry, Lillian Pounds, Denzel Parsons, Mildred Blessing, Evelyn Moore, Ger- aldine Brain, Helen Woodin, Margaret Wegner, Mattie Theis, Helen Horschcl, Mary Burcham, Edith Thomas, Juliet Moore, Muriel Suter, Hazel Lord, Kay Stockvis, Harriet Bowman, Ruth Cook, Alice Crosby, Jane Hibbard, Vera Wilson, Margaret Ferreans, Val­ erie Mlassard, Lttcile Scroup, Valerie Douglas, Catherine Chaudoin, Myrtle Ireland, Lois Wachtman, Ruth Peter­ son, Kathryn Tjossem. Mildred Mas- terson, Bernard Anderson, Wendell Long. FORMER STUDENT, WEDS IN YAKIMA Cards have, been received . on the campus announcing the marriage of Miss Gertrude Stradhan, daughter of Mrs. Alexander Strachan,. and Henry Buford Bohannon at the home of the The all-English company of Mau­ rice Colburne and Barry Jones, pre­ sented to a large and very apprecia­ tive audience on Monday eVening, Jan- ' uary 13, Bernard Shaw's outstanding comedy "The Doctors' Dilemma." It was full of laughter and present­ ed such perfect characterization along with a bit of pathos that it caught and held the interest of ea.ch and every one during te entire play. - ,- ..••. The plot centers around a group of doctors, and of whom one lias just re­ ceived a knighthood in reward of his services to science in discovering a ' new cure, for consumption. Unfortu- ' nately there is only a limited quantity of this cure. The scene opens with a very beautiful young woman pleading with the eminent specialists t/-., save the life of her husband, an artist of merit she is successful up to thfe point of getting Sir Colenso Ridgeon to call ': a conference of doctors to consider the case. The next scene shows a dinner party at Richmond, a romantic set­ ting outside of an old inn iii the moon­ light of a summer's night. The doc­ tors are most favorably impressed by this decorative and charming young couple. They leave to go home and the doctors linger, to discuss the situation when it is "discovered that the young artist is in reality a man of iio Tiioral - sense, having stolen a cigarette cadfe* from one, borrowed money fro^ji another, and suggested blackmail to' a third. At this point the "watoesi en­ ters and asks if she can be given the address of the artist, as he is her pro­ band who abandoned heir. The doctors! as with only a limited number to be saved it is impossible to help one so unworthy. However, in the end ah attempt is made to save the yuong man's life but to no avail. Before he dies he asks . several pi-omises to be made him by his wife who is never, to know what he really, has been. She promises and before Shaw has done with his bit of comedy all are carried out. The story is a very touching one, 3 .-•M "•f'-i #1 MTARLAND LEAVES W.S.N.S. Dean Of Women Accepts New Position In Idaho brides sister, Mrs. ,T. L. Tennant. in [indeed, one. that holds much human Yakima on December 26. The Cere- interest to all. mony was performed by Dr. W. D. Robinson in the presence of immediate relatives. The bride, who is a graduate of the University of Washington and is a talented musician, has been in charge of the music in the Naches schoois. Mr. Bohannon was principal of tlvz Naches grade school, but both resi i- ed from their positions at the close of the first semester. in order that Mr. Bohannon might complete his work at the University of . Washirtg-t-.n. Mr. Bohannon, who was graduated from the' Normal school in August, was onr- of the active students on the compus. He was organizer and presi- RUTH ARMSTRONG DIES It was a great shock to the students of the Ellensburg Normal to learn of the death of Ruth Armstrong, at her home in Seattle, last week. Miss Arm­ strong was burned to death when the stove in wheih she was building a fire exploded. Ruth entered school, here last quar­ ter for her freshman year. While here on the campus she was a resident of Sue Lombard hall. Her sweet and and sanded, ready for a new coafc of 1 winning ways lhad gained her a host stain. of friends. With a sigh of regret the students of W. S. N. S. have learned of Dean Muriel G. McFarland's future plans. "She has been an inspiration to all the social activities, and a guide in every way. As dean she has been ad­ mired as an instructor she has been worthy and as a friend she has been honored. She will be remembered when she is gone, for 'she has been enjoyed so duiring her stay here on the camp­ us." Dean McFarland, who plans to leave during the first week in February, is taking the position of state super­ visor of, home economics in Idaho. She will also be assistant supervisor in home economics at the University of Moscowi. During the school year she will have charge cf the seniors in their student teaching in this major field. Part of her work will be in visiting the Smith-Hughes schools in the state. Ijurihg the summer months her head­ quarters will be at Boise, Idaho. "I regret very much to leave," said Miss McFarland, "for I have enjoyed my work here more than I can ex­ press. My contacts with students, fac­ ulty and friends have been very pleas­ ing and the co-operation of all has been much appreciated. 1 'have known for so long that I Was leaving that I am 'almost used to the idea now. How­ ever,,! dislike very much to leave W. S. .N. S." dent of the Parliamentary Law club and was a member of tho r arnpus Crier staff, the Science club, and the men's glee club. He was on the honor roll each quarter he was in s' hoool. Be formely attended the University )f Washington and Whitman college. The young couple left immediately after the ceremony for Portland- and the Willamette valley and are now making their home in Seattle. BAND PRACTICE WILL BE HELD IN AUDITORIUM Francis J. Pyle of the music depart? ment announces that band practice will be held on Mondays and Tuesdays at 5 o'clock in the auditorium. Also the string instrument class will meet in the music building, Wednesday nights at 7:00 o'clock, • in preparation for the concert to be held in ten weeks. Mr. Pyle also urges all that are in­ terested in feither band or string in­ struments to turn out, for now is the opportune time for first year stu-. dents to start practice for next" year's band or orchestra. Instruments are for rent by the music department at a very nominal sum and the playing of some musical instrument will be well worth one's while. SIGMA XI ADMITS ELLENSBURG GIRL DEAN OF WOMEN TALKS TO GIRLS University of Washington, Seattle, (Special to the Campus Crier)—Sig­ nal honor to a graduate of Ellensburg high school was granted here last quarter when, Sigma. Xi,. honorary scientific society pledged SJiss Martha Smyser, former student of Ellensburg high school,, to associate njembqrslnp. Miss Smyser is a senior at the Uni­ versity and is majoring in home ec­ onomics. ' She is the daughter of Pro­ fessor Seldon Smyser of Ellensburg Normal school. Election to Sigma Xi in the scien­ tific field is comparfaible to election to Phi Beta Ka-ppa in the liberal arts division, the society demanding high scholastic rating and exceptional ac­ hievement in scientific pursuits befor conferring pledging honors. A house meeting was held in Sue Lombard hall on Tuesday evening, January 7, for the purpose of ac­ quainting the new girls with their as­ sociates in the hall and also some of the house rules. Miss McFarland wel­ comed the girls and also sressed the importance of getting a good start on the new year. - The girls are planning to buy a ra­ dio some time soon. At present all are urged to investigate the different types of radios and come to the'next meeting, scheduled for Tuesday eve­ ning, January 21, prepared to tell the group their views on the subject. The fireside which was to have tak­ en place Sunday evening, January 12 has been postponed. 'r-7r:fe- 'u~. : /-7 7 ?S7vv ^. : iV •••'•"" •' ' .' • t^-'v -. r • .•V,-'-:- -W • -i r • • - • - • . - : •••.'•• , • . r '• •'•.•.•' v x •' • •* ^ ' ... . '"5t. 1 v- •, • V' v •' .' -/ '• •• - . ' -•* • ' [• a'- v.. • • - '. r- •• ' ' CAMPUS CRIBR Campus Crier Published Weekly by the Associated Student Body of Washington State Normal School MEMBER INTERCOLLEGIATE PRESS Entered as second class matter at the post office at Ellensburg, Wash. Alumni, Three Quarters, $1.00 Telephone Advertising and News to Main 84 Faculty Advisor. Dorothy D. Pearce Advertising Manager Lawrence Blessing STAFF FOR THIS ISSUE: Editor. Mary Round Associate editor Lawrence Blessing Assistant editor Dorothy Connell Sports editor : Norman Hume Reporters this issue: Houston Allen, Helen McLain, Norman Hume, Dorothy Connell, Lawrence Blessing, Mary Round, Jean McMurray, Marguerite Wilkie, Pete Wick, Eugene Lee and Laureitta Cook. But he was determined to chop down George-the-Third"s cherry tree. However, he was utterly undecided as to whether he should use the Rock- ne plan of attack or the lumbago. We think he used the lumbago plan of attack because we know that he ached to attack the British. m * » FINALLY SPRING CAME AND WASHINGTON AND HIS GANG IMMEDIATELY SET OUT TO FIND OUT WHO WON THE WORLD SER­ IES. BEWARE! INFLUENZA! Yes, there is an epidemic of influenza on our campus again! No doubt every upper classman can vividly remem­ ber the attack that seized the majority of the student body last year. Do we want it to become as serious as it was before? No, indeed not! What can the students do to prevent sickness? There 'x are many things, just little things that with the coopera­ tion of the entire student body, the disease can soon be checked. Why have all social events for the week end been can­ celled or postponed? For the reason of the students only. If it is necessary to do this on the campus, should students attend affairs where other large crowds are? Should they go to various movies or town dances? If the disease can be spread through the school affairs, can they not be spread through other public events also? When stu­ dents are asked not to intermingle with large gatherings of this kind they are running a risk, not only for themsel­ ves but for their classmates. Will everyone cooperate with the health officials and try to get the influenza checked as soon as possible? The Eoston Red the cellar. Sox were still in A Fashion Chat With Miss Clause of the Fine Arts Department Miss Clause of the fine arts depart- ment was honored the fore part of this week by attending the Buster Brown Shoe company convention held W She was the guest of Mr. Vtm Mange, proprietors of the ff Barter Brown Shoe Co. of Ellensburg, ^P started early Monday •I- fn'indfai •• and after her arrival and re- «t the Olympic Hotel she itibteytfed ifee' nwefciM* of tfcfe ooiiven- pT wriewed tae style* in «hoei' foir spring wear. A most delightful ' ' blAqaet was held ir. tSie Venetian fefeKltobifc ©f the Olympic that evening and vlaier a ball was held to which all of Ute delegates were invited. Tuesday she was the guest of Mr. Kreidel of the Kreidel Clothing Co. of EUensburg. They spent the day go­ ing through the largest wholesale houses in Seattle. Dresses were the cbjecs of interest this day and many thousands of them were reviewed. A feature of the day was a trip through the Betty Ba:ley dress plant where all of the new ideas in dress manu­ facture and many new ideas were General Cornwallis, the British com­ mander, was quartered at Yorktown, so George W. decided to surround him. Thinking he was surrounded by a flock of Los Angeles real estate agents, Cornwallis gave up. * * * HE WAS GREATLY HUMILIAT­ ED WHEN HE HANDED OVER HIS PENCIL SHARPENER TO THE ADAMANT GEORGE W. But George W. told him Hot to cry that Tomorrow was Saturday and he wouldn't have to go to school. AND THU® ENDED ANOTHER EPIC DRAMA IN THE PROCESS OF MAKING THE WORLD SAFE FOR GUYS WHO WEAR SPAT.S. I thank you. grasped. On Wednesday she scouted most of the finer retail clothing stores for pointers in styles and designs. Among those visited were the Mangin com­ pany Frederick and Nelson's the Bon Marche and other shops which are devoted to the specializing in wo­ men's' apparel. Miss Clause reports a very interest* tog and enjoyable trip not oaly froea tie Standpoint tinse trot in ifoe practical vatae site, receiv­ ed. She .acquainted herself with the available materials of Seattle and the j rpTUS-[aw xfiarne. styles that \rill be in vogue this com- j Progress in trade is a rrutual thing, and the gain for one nation means EDITORIAL COMMENT Education, whether within or with­ out the home, must import knowledge specifically useful to the individual according to his peculiar nature if it is to accomplish results ethically val­ uable.—Howard Madison Parshley. People will do anything nowadays to save a few minutes, though what they mean to do with those few min­ utes is quite another question.—Cyril Norwood. Civilization and war cannot exist longer in the same world.—Professor Gilbert Murray. It would be a devastating world if all the good people took charge of it. —Syibil Thorndike. As far as the battle for learning goes, we are pacifists—conscientius objectors.—Christopher Morley, speak­ ing of college days. Far down the path which America is now treading ... in the shadow of the future but all too visible to the historian stand* time, the sinister figure of on horseback, the rag sprmg. The information she received will he used in the correct planning and making of women's clothing as the new models have changed consider­ ably. The advanced clothing class will also receive information so the trip will be benefitted by all. Miss Clause wishes to thank Mr. and Mrs. Mange for so giving her the opportunity to attend the convention and (the many delightful exhibits. gain for others.—Secretary of Com­ merce Lamont. Like all war, the memorials should be horrible.—Sir John Foster-Fraser. We scrawS experience on our brain and although, we wash its memory in fresh adventure, the ink has sunk in­ delibly to mark -our characters for­ ever.—Charles S. Brooks. Crr *p£Tt' V»CK HELLO, HOUNDS! FELLOW RADIATOR The latest enrollment records show an increase of about 50 red flannels. Red flannels have been famous ever since George Washington took his memorable boat ride across the Dele- ware and surprised some of George- the-Third's hired pretzel benders. * * * THESE HIRED POPULATION • ERADICATORS CAME FROM HESS •GERMANY, JUST ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE VERSAILLES TREA­ TY AND OTHER POPULAR PUB­ LICATIONS. * * It was Christmas eve, so George W. the boys called him the Father-of- HiB-Country for short) net sail to nail up all the Hessian's chimneys. "Who's there?" challenged the Hete- . niORM. . "Santa Gaiis," replied George W. "SURRENDER OR I'LL HUFF AKD PUFF UNTIL I BLOW YOUR HOUSH DOWW" DEMANDED «BORGEW. "Hie Hessians shook with fear think­ ing that they were being apprehended 'by the Coast Guard. Stepping oat into the light {the Hessians were well illmainated) Wash­ ington took away all their German lemonade and animal crackers. And had them suspended by the National Boxing Commission for stalling'. AND BAWLED TEEM OUT FOR ACTING LIKE A BUNCH OF LAME DA KIS. *• # * THE HESSANS FELT HIGHLY HUMILIATED AT THIS SLUR AND THREATENED TO CALL THE HOUSE COP. However, George W. was lenient with them when he found out that they were all Rotarians. AND WITH HIS CUSTOMARY TACT, PACIFIED THEM BY SING­ ING "SONNY BOY." AND SOON HAD THEM ALL TRYING TO CLIMB UPON HIS KNEE. * » • In fact, a lot of them wanted to climb his frame, so he punished them by sending them to California where they died of conceit. When the king of England heard1 abouit it, he got plenty riled, and hop­ ed all of George Washington's chil­ dren would T5e flag-pole sitters. * * * THAT WAS A MEAN THING TO SAY. RULE 333 IN THE ETIQUETTE BOOK SAYS THAT YOU SHOULD­ N'T CALL ANYBODY NAMES UN­ LESS YOU ARE A FOOTBALL COACH. The days dragged by as best they could, ah# eaA wsntery day. made George W. feel more conrmced that they ought't® transfer the war to the Pasadena Rose Bowl. George W. decided to speed the re t of the winter at Valley Forge while he laid out his plans for the spring . tum-oRt. THINGS LOOKED BAD. HOTEL ACCOMMODATIONS WERE "PER BIBLE. THE MEN WERE SICK AND STARVING. THEY WERE DOWN TO THEIR LAST MILKSHAKE. George W. felt awfully sorry his men. for For Ladies Holeproof Hosiery..$1-$1.50-$1.95 | Everything for Men-Campus Cords | Farr ell's Wildcat Headquarters. Drop In.—Gene. llfMlltlllllltlllHIIinilltlHIIIIIIIIHlMIIIIIIIMIIIIHIIIISIintHllllflirilllllllHIIMtNllQ, recognizes them as distant acquain­ tances. Shakespeare knew his intim­ ately. "Just take a dictionary, run down a few pages at random under each letter of the alphabet and see how many words you recognrze," said Dr. Hanley here recently. "You will be surprised." "The average persons knows a great many more words thar he is given credit for. He may not be able to rpell them or even us- them in a sen­ tence, but they convey meaning to him.' ^ "It is a mistaken nation to assume that the number of wordr, a man uses guages his intelligence. So the fact that Americans may know four times b -j many words as Shakespeare used is not especially significant" 0" t«Q The National Bank of I Ellensburg f "OLDEST BANK IN THE - / COUNTY" 0" iimmtnmmmimmmi »nnQ P"" | JEWELRY r CLOCKS! { Chas. E. Dickson f | Jeweler, Watchmaker, Engraver | j WATCHES SILVERWAREf | |»|immimntiintitiimiMHiiiini»tummniitmimMinnit[3 i i § m t FOR GOOD ! I EATS ! 1 TRY THE I I PALACE CAFE I imimmmmimittmiMitiiiiuitmiHntiiummiinmmQ ,.E : | Official W. S. N. S. Pins] 1 and Club Pins I | Visit ©or Gift Shop for Prizes | | and Favors | | Latest in Costume Jewelry § f Popularly Priced | [ J. N. O. 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The average American lenows 60,000, says Professor Miles A. Hanley of the University of Wiscon­ sin. He hasn't a spealdng acquaintance with that number however. He merely QiilliniliafiMtiiiitciMiiuiiifiiiiiiiiintiililiiMKlHitiitiiMllQ Edna Pierce ! Z m » Z I Beauty f f Shop f | Permanent Waving | | and all \ | Beauty Work . | | 34-35 Olympia Block | | Open Evenings | i Phone Block 4121 i THE LAUNDRY OF I PURE MATERIALS | Yon need never hesitate f to send your most delicate | fabrics tc f THE K. E. LAUNDRY ! s MAIN M MNNmNtmrimtmami Ann Churchill's Beauty Shop ' .. • • PCHki&nent Waving AH Beanty Work Balcony Elwood's Drag Store Phone Red 4112 i I | CALL AT 1 | Dad Straight's | I for f | HOT LUNCHES I 1 SCHOOL SUPPLIES | ! 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Cor. 4th & Pearl 1 ' . j 1 - v - * • ' " • v . - - : :'.v -'•V ' ' .-''i . ::-r CAMPUS CRIB® Men TEAM OUT PLAYS JUNIOR COLLEGE LAST SATURDAY Yakima Team Loses Wildcats Score 59-13 , Coach Nicholson's Wildcats gave the students and a few of the towns­ people a chance to see a fast and smooth working team of the Normal completely outplay the hoopsters of the Yakima Junior College last Sat­ urday in the gym, the final score be­ ing 59 to 13. The visitors, due to the excellent defensive play of the entire Normal team, were unable to gather in only two field goals, the remaining 9 points being secured by the free throw route. Close checking and an almost im­ pregnable defense which will make Nicholson's team a hard one to score on marked Saturday nights play as well as the fine passing game and marked teamwork of all the men who played. McMahon, Rogers, Sutphin and Bailey were the high scorers of the evening, McMahon having a slight edge on the others, being high man with 13 points. He other three men having 11 markers apiece. Morrison garnered 8 points and like the others gave a good exhibition of smooth-run­ ning floor work, as did Erickson who made two field goals. HcFhee and Haney, centers, are good floor work­ ers and play a consistent game, b«th were able to get the jump and Nichol­ son's effective tip-off plays worked beautifully, four baskets in less than a minute were made this way. Gagnon played a good game at forward, his accurate passing together with his close checking of Nelson, who was one of the outstanding men with the visitors, was exceptionally good. j The lineups Normal: Gaignon, 2, F Bailey, 11, F McPhee, 4, C McMahon, 13, G Morrison, 8, G.—Visitors: Werner, 2, F Matthews, F, Michelson, 4, C Nelson, G, 2 Whitniore, G, 1. Substitutions: Normal, Stutphin, 11, Erickson 4, Haney 2, Rodgers 11, Hol- «tine, May 2, Young, Ayiing Junior College, Regan 1, Johnson, Carlsen 3, Hageman. | ''Ssf • f ' WL* liilti Wmm ///„/. S/,,.s. Moroni Ul$en as Joseph Prus and Janet Young as Kmiiia Marty . Karel Capek's "The Maferopoulo* Secret." WILDCATS BEST YAKIMA CLUB IN THRILLING GAME Four Ex-Captains From Hi School Teams Play With Quintet BASKETBALL SCHEDULE January 20, 21 Bellingham here 22 Centralia Junior College here 24 U. W. Freshmen here 30 Yakima Jr. College there February 6, 7 Cheney here 8 Linfield College here 11, 12 Bellingham there 13 Sun Life (coached by Bob Ha- ger—O. A- C.) Tacoma 14 Central ia Jr. College there 15 U. W. Freshmen there 24, 25 Cheney there 26 W. S. C. Frosh there 27 Lewis ton Normal there 28 Idaho Frosh there 28 Gonzaga Frosh there JUNIOR HI NOTES Among the new clubs which have been organized at the Junior High school since Chrismtas include girls' tumbling, camp fire, boy scouts, en­ gineering, and pottery club. The old clubs which are still very active are orchestra, glee club, dramatics, art, needlework, and the boys' tumbling and athletic club. The majority of these clubs meet four days a week. KNIGHTS BEGIN SEASON'S WORK Who's Who WYSTEKA MEKKES Olympia! Yes, most students on the First Debut Made At Game Advisor Compliments Work The boys' basketball squad played its first game at Thorp Tuesday, Jan­ uary 14. They played the Thorp high shcool second team. For the first time this year the Jun­ ior high school has ka opportunity class. The puropse of tills claim is to give individual aid to ptipiis who have been absent on account of sickness and who are behind in their .writ. Townspeople and students who missed seeing Coach Nicholson's Wild­ cats defeat the Yakima Y. M. C. A. be­ cause they were under the impression that it was to be a one-sided game would have been surprised to see it, as the visitors, who were ex-high and college stars, put up a game fight and proved themselves a fast, accurate passing aggregation probably as good a team as Nicholson's cagers will meet this season. An interesting thing about the Ya­ kima team is the fact that there are four ex-captains of Yakima high ^hool basketball teams playing on it, The Normal's victory was largely due to the ability to gain and keep possession of the ball on the tip-off. For the first ten minutes it was anybody's game, a one point lead was interchanged from time to time, first one team leading and then the other, both teams made several nice shots, the Yakima outfit proved themselves slightly superior in actual shooting. However they were outclassed by the Normal in ability to hound the balL Gagnon was high point man for the locals with 5 field goals and one foul shot to his credit McMahon, Morri­ son and McPhee followed with ten, nine and eight points respectfully. Sutphin also was outstanding while in the game. There were but few substitutions on either side. Nicholson kept his ori­ ginal squad intact for the greater jptt of' the fame, probably testing t&em for the first of the Tri-Normal conference games which will be play- ei'fert* rexfc January 21 and 22 when the Wildcats meet the Bell- infijuuu Viking*. "V menabtcn (50). ACTIVITY CALENDAR Monday, January 20—8 P. M. Stu­ dent Pavilion. Basketball game with Bellingham Normal. Tuesday, January 21—8 P. M. Stu­ dent Pavilion. Basketball game with Bellingham Normal. Thursday, January 23—8:30 P. M. Moroni Olson players presenting "Makropoulos* Secret." Friday, January 24—-8 P. M. Stu­ dent Pavilion. Basketball game with University of Washington Frosh. 9 00 P. M. Student Pavilion. All College Dance. Saturday, January 25—8:30 Stu­ dent Pavilion. Varsity Ball, spon­ sored by Crimson "W" Club. TICKET SALE Tickets for Moroni Olsen play coming Thursday, January 23, will go on sale in the Business Office, Tuesday, January 21, at 9 a. m. Special rates to students present­ ing signed A. S. B. cards. * Get your ticket early and reserve a good seat. being restless and perhaps unappre- ciative of his opportunities. Colleges are probably the first things he has understood challenge him to make a real success of it." campus have1 heard of that town over cn the Coast. For one thing, tfaey have learned that Governor Hartley has his head office there—another reason for their knowledge of Olympia is he- cause several important (at least Seoltty thinks so) people on the camp­ us hang their hat there occasionally when they have no other place to go. One of the best known W. S. N. S. teachers from the state capital is "Wy- • steka MeMces"—yes, she's the same: person as "Wy" in case you were a: bit confused. « j Wy spends most of her ime at pres-1 ent in the training school as a Junior English. teacher, English hap- pemng to he her major field. • ?r in-J terests also lie in history, shorthand and typing. By the way, doing ia little advertising for Wy, she has a nyise Tip for heing quite proficient at her portable typewriter. Hush all your late notebooks to her and get them hack Uhe next morning. When she isn't teaching or typing, one can usually fird her on the daace floor. Wystelca is a resident of iCamola hall while heTe on the campus. She 16 a "very reliable sort of person and ss often packed as chairman of many of house committees. In high school she belonged to the glee club she l loves to sing solos) and ike griis' chib. Yon all know Wy—don't v.tcmpt to eafl her Wysteka but tell her "h^lb" when you meet her. Commencing their second year ofj activity the Knights of the Claw made: their debut for the present year at! the first basketball game on the var -j sity quintet's schedule, January 12th at the student pavilion, handling in meritable fashion the crowd of fans that thronged into the pavilion. Coachi Nicholson, who incidentally, is also advisor for the organization,*was high in his praise of their work during thej initial game. j The Claws' new Hue and goldj sweaters also proved a favorable at-! traction to the fans. This change was made from the white sweaters of last year because of the more practical | coloring of the new sweaters It is the aim of the Claws to main­ tain a high standard of service to the Wildcats athletic aggregations and to the visiting teams that come to the local campus, and also to keep every fan an object of pleasant considera­ tion during the games. In their initial meeting last quar­ ter Pete Wick was again elected to the presidency, with Iceland Jackson vice-! president, and Lawrence Blessing se­ cretary-treasurer. The membership is limited to thirty with twenty-five members in the organization at the present time. A bnsy season is in view flsr the Claws and Pete Wick is lay­| ing plans to insure a successful re­ cord for the organization. RECORD OF GAMES PLAYED Bafley, % F Gagnon, 11 McPhee, Elienshurg defeated— |8 Morrison, 9, G McMahon, 10, G. Dec. 3—Selah A. C..~. 70 to 12 j Yakima Y. M. C. A., 31. Dec. 10—Whitman M to21 j Long, 5, F Shannon, 7, F Druse, Dec. 11—Whitman 33 to 24!K Kilgore, 7, G Nelson, G, 3. Dec. 26—Spokane A. C 57 to 27 J Substitutions—Normal, Sutphin 4, Dec. 28—Idaho Varsity .31 to 22'j^2Cey •*, Rodgers 2 Y. M. C. A. Han- Jan. 11—YiaJdma Jr. Co33ege„59 to 13 Jan. 15—Yakima Y.M.C.A 50 to 31 and lost to— Dec. 27—W. S. C. Varsity. 23 to 29 Seven won—one lost! SPEAKS WELL OF,COLLEGE MEN New Brunswick, N. J.—(IP)—Am­ erican college men were given large boquets recently when Dr. John M. Thomas, president of Rutgers Uni­ versity spoke over a nation-wide ra­ dio station hook-up. "By and large," he said, American college men are clean, manly and hon­ orable. They will tell the truth, almost all of them, even In a tight place. They are neither yellow, red or even pink. They have much to learn, but they are learning it faster than any generation of any people on record. They prefer hard games to easy ones, difficult jobs to soft snaps. They will attend to the work that needs doing and the problems that need solving equally as well—and I honestly be­ lieve a little better—than we of the older generation have attended to ours." Hie Rutgers president said he l»e lieved^the college student of today "has a pretty hard time of it," for he is asked to continue the preparatory stage of life at an age when his par­ ents were out in the world and had familiesi "It is hard to be always getting ready to do something by and by. It takes a good deal of patience and |ltt to stick at it through the long yM of preparation necessary for superior j service in this complex world. In yoeth it is the itch to get away and get i something practical and real. Parent* may well, be patient, sympathetic a encouraging. Don't blame the boy for for Street or Campus Semi-Sheer Hose WILL. RUN SOMEvMORE Brooklyn, N. Y.—(IF)—Jack EHer, Notre Daane football «bar whose 96- ysfld run in the Army game was one of fee high spots of the 1929 season, will race lOu meters, "5 yards, si liftO yards i nthe Olympic sprint series at the annual athletic carnival of the "Brooklyn College games, it has been . aanouncecL Opposed to Elder will be Jimmy Delay, of Holy Gross, Sari Wilder- rotrtSh, of Georgetown and Bob Mc Allieter. . on. TO TEACH BONE CRUSHING New Yort-—(IP)—So far in 1£29- 30 American colleges have st^ssed wrestling as an inter scholastic sport more and more until it seems defini­ tely to have assumed a major role in undergradute athletics. Lehigh University this year won the Eastern Intercollegiate champion­ ship for the second successive year, while the Oklahoma Aggie took the National Collegiate Team Champion­ ship. Michigan won the Big Ten title for the first time in history. Ed George, of the University' of Michigan and a member o£ the Am­ erican Olympic team of 1928 success­ fully defended, his title of national heavyweight champion. QtinamfufuiutiiitiiiiiiuHiHitMiiHuniiiuiuuiiuuHuinii^ KAPPA PI MEETS The Kappa Pi held a meeting Tues­ day evening in the green, room of Kamola haH. The first part took op the business affairs of the club the last part was spent in popping coral and toasting marshmallows which 3 came as a surprise to the girls. These are the popular hose for general wear . . . they're popufer, too, for their, splendid quality at so low a price! Favored shades . . . silk to the top . . . frdl-fadtibned: $1.49 Pair J.G. PENNEY CO. FOR FUN AND RECREATION SWIM _ M. C. A. ClMB, Warm Water Tfevrsday I te JP.M. .-.--V- I Oriole Flower Shop I 1 CHAS. A. MANNERS, Prop. | | Cut Flowers, Plants and \ | Confectionery \ \ 315 N. Pine Street— | —Phone Black 4522 I tnttMiritnumnuietffmuu0 0 I ELLENSBURG I TRANSFER CO. Oakland Pontiae STUART McKEE MOTOR CO. ELLENSBURG Phone Main 311 110 W 3rd St. I CHAD'S | | BARBER SHOP § | Shamptoine . . Hair Bobbing f, | Normal Students Welcome | I 109 West 4th. Street | i i0» \ Phone Main 59 1 408 N. Main St. 1 MAMMOTH | I CLEARANCE SALE f i i |Every article in the store f I AT GREATLY I REDUCED PRICES f i T. T. Hardisty { |p|»«*MiamwuiittHMt»ttni«nHi«miHi»in!M»awwiMttnnMQ : | | W. S. N. S. | Crest j Stationery ! 1 lb. Paper 1 pkg. Envelopes THIS MAY BE GOOD Washington — (IP) — President Herbert Hoover and members of his cabinet will be alnmni football op­ ponents pext Oct. 11 when Minnesota, and Stanford clash m ihe gridiron in am interesectional gaaae. . The President and Secretary Tywtisn Wilbur, Stanford sfojzni be affigned against Attorney General: William B. Mitchell and'', Walter H. Newton, secretary of tlbe president, botih of whom are graduates of Min­ nesota. $150 I EBensburgBookand Stationery Co. Iras SCHOOL SUPPLY STORE | Barton Radio Shop I GILFILLAN AMRAD % and I PHILCO RADIOS QuuittumuMnui MunmiHtuctmunmi tnniuimuaiitM S 0mnM FRIDAY Shines Shoes "All Electric Shine SEASON TICKET $3.50 »-a & •"A Dr. R. A. Weaver DENTIST MAIN 70 1 BETTY BEAUTY f J SHOPPE § 1 MAIN 129 I I ''S-' I Marcelling — HaireettiBg g I Facial Massage — Scalp Treat | I Permanent Waving _ § | Finger and Water Warinc § I Open Evenings by Appointment | I Entrance in 1 I Kreidel Style Shop | Va . V '•rvi 0»« | EQensburg Iron Works i i If it's made of steel we make it. | rininiiimiiii «4§i Eay,j I 4-1 SPRING DRESSES, $10.00 and $15.00 Prints and -flat Crepes We&eott Hosiery, $L00 KREIDEL'S STYLE SHOP •w1 UMMWIMmWrnwww i •s WHAT OF IT? Durham, N. C.—(IP)—The Associa­ tion of American Professors m«ering li,?re during the holidays was fenfered a reoort -of the committee on aca­ demic freedom and tpnare, elmrging the Tepression of freedom of speech among faculty members at the Upi- verrif-v of Pittsburgh.. Have Your Application Pictures Taken Now Paiitzke^s Stadro Go By Motor Coach Economical Convenient $1.25 to Yakima Washington MdiHr Coach System Phone Main 176 I TOILET ARTICLES 1 1 for Boys sad Girfe—free* sap- | f ply always en hand aad all tfce I | staple brands. I i OWL DRUG STORE £ Fulton Construction Co. 215 West ftwtfe St. AnrkxtecfeKre St S- B. BELCH and SONS | WHOLESALE DISTSfBUTOS^# EHesB^Mfff, W&tiL. = | Block's Bobbing Shop HAEEY J. BLOCK Chirotonsor Corner Fonrfii and "Pine 0 UMMUtUitUUIMttfl % m % _ CAMPUS CRIER :# • • i & •• Pauline Bittle will not be able to return to school this quarter on ac­ count of serious sickness in the fam­ ily. * i• if • Olive Karlson, a last year's gradu­ ate, has just notified the office of her position as primary teacher in the same school. • - s * * Miss Emma Clause of the Art de­ partment was in Seattle the fore part of the week reviewing the styles that will lie in vogue this spring. * * * Word has been received by the ap­ pointment officc that 'Norma Berg- fcihd, who was graduated last quarter, is now teaching in the third and fourth grades at Raymond. Mrs. Alice S. Huston, the dietitian in charge of the dining hall and Miss Elizabeth Harper, the head of the ap­ pointment service from Bellingham normal visited Ellensburg this week. * * * Miss Pauline Johnson, teacher of art in the Normal school has returned to her duties, after a leave of cbsx-nce since last year. She has been attend­ ing the University of Washington art school. # # C Miss Loes Watchman is in Phoenix, Arizona. She has been visiting in Cal­ ifornia and Arizona since the begin­ ning of the Christmas vacation last December. According to letters var­ ious students have received from her, she is having a "wonderful time." She plans to return to school in two weeks. YEARBOOK RATED HIGHEST HONORS BY ASSOCIATION Hyakeiu Receives 955 Points In National Con­ test REGISTRAR SAYS & MRS. WALDORF HONORED GUEST CFOR , For the benefit of'all H. J. Whitney, registrar, wishes call attention to the following scholar­ ship requirements. A grade of "C" or better must be made in all the pro­ fessional courses, Psychology 2, Edu­ cation 3, and Education 4. Any one in which a "D" or "E" was received must be repeated and a satisfactory grade earned before the student will be allowed to enroll in the next of the series. A student may not be recommended for a diploma who has 25 per cent or more credits of "D" grade. Nor may one with fewer than 25 per cent of "D" grades be recommended for a di­ ploma unless a sufficient number of credits are of "B" or "A" grade to make an average of "C." Students entered on condition will be given two quarters to meet the scholarship requirement. If the con­ dition is not remvoed the student may be dropped. One who has been drop­ ped may appeal for reinstatement. Such an. appeal will be reviewed by the scholarship committee of the fac­ ulty. ' iftp attention of the students is tailed to the regulation that the study schedule card on file in the office must agree with the subjects they are carrying. Students will receive credit at the end of the quarter only in those courses for which they are of­ ficially registered in the office. This includes all music and recreation as well as academic courses. An *'E" will be given in each in­ stance in which students have signed for a course and dropped without the approval of the registrar. Changes in schedules involving as­ signment to different classes will not be considered after Saturday, January 11, unless the recommendation for such a change comes from the head of the department in which the stu­ dent has chosen to major. Incompletes must* be made up dur­ ing the first quarter in residence fol­ lowing the one in whcih the incom­ plete was incurred, otherwise an "E" will be recorded. Special cards must be obtained from the registration office upon which to report the make-up credits. Mrs. William Waldorf, formerly Miss Eleanor Leslie, a faculty mem- tudcnts, Mr. lm* of the training school, was honor- to ':ii at a bridge party given by Miss Lillian Bloomer, Miss Gladys Johnson in their apartment in Kamola hall Saturday evening. The color note was effectively car­ ried out in lavender with bowls of snap-dragons and pompom chrysan­ themums. Five tables of bridge were in play. First prize was received by Miss Amanda Hebeler low score vent to Miss Dorothy Briggs. The refrshments carried out the motif of the evening. A dainty ice with a heart in the center was served. Lighted candles were placed in the center of each table. After refresh­ ments were served, a messenger boy arrived with a gift box for the honor­ ed guest, which conatined many beau­ tiful gifts from hte guests at the par­ ty. The remainder of the evening was spent in the opening of the many at­ tractively wrapped packages. THEY FAIL TO DRAW New York—(IP)—Twenty givls, chosen for their charm and conver­ sational brilliance as well as for their knowledge of dentistry, have failed to induce Columbia students to have their teeth cleaned at the university's d-ntal clinic, according to the New York Times. Dr. Anna V. Hughes, in charge of the clinic said that there had nee teen enough business so far to keep one assistant active. It is believed that any attraction offered the students by the pretty as­ sistants was more than offset by the fear of students in admitting that their teeth needed cleaning. For the second succesive year the Hyakem, annual year book of the El­ lensburg State Normal school, has been awarded the much coveted All- American honor rating by the Nation­ al Scholastic Press association, ac­ cording to word received by Howard Porter, faculty member of the staff. Membership in the National Schol­ astic Press association is made up of all universities, colleges, teacher-col­ leges, normal schools, junior colleges, senior and junior high schools publish­ ing yearbooks, magazines, or school papers. Hundreds each year enter their yearbooks in this Critical Ser­ vice contest conducted by the associa­ tion and each book is carefully grad­ ed. . « « ^ Out of a possible 1000 points the 1929 Hyakem scored 955. Twenty five per cent more yearbooks entered the last contest than ever before and the competition was therefore more keen, many high rating books of previous years finding themselves in a lower place this time. Winners were com­ pelled to show a distinct improve­ ment to be even considered. The yearbook staff that turned out the winning volume was composed of the following: Kenneth Miller, editor-| in-chief, of Roslyn Pete Wick, as­ sociate editor, of Seattle Thelma Sta- bence, assistant to editors, Portland Irene Doi-land, Olympia Catherine Connor, Tacoma Esther Sandberg, Sumner Olive Rawson, Tacoma Han- ey LeBlanc, Goldendale Laura Hall, Naches Vera Archer, Ellensburg William Miller, Roslyn Arne Ran­| dall, Rainier Lyman Dixon, Puyallup William Nicholson, Tono Walter Dimgan, Camas. Howard R. Porter was faculty member on the staff. The photographs for the cuts used in the yearbook were taken by Paut- zke's Studio. f ^ RADIO UNIVERSITY UNNECESSARY Washington—(IP)—Secretary Wil­ bur has declared that a proposal to establish a raido university for na­ tional education is premature, and that before this is ctone experiments should be conducted on a smaller scale. The magnitude of such an un­ dertaking would be astounding, the Secretary said. "Education by radio is a new pro­ blem under the sun," he said. "Here­ tofore education has rested largely with the local communities, the state and with institutions privately operat­ ed. Those communities and institu­ tions provided such as they saw fit for those whom they serve. The advantages of the situation lay in the fact that every community and every insitution constituted an inde­ pendent laboratory as well as a geo­ graphical unit for the development of educational practice. "But now comes the radio which knows no state nor county nor insti­ tutional boundary. The development of means for making proper use of it calls for new viewpoints in education. It calls loudly for experimentation." : 5 RAYON PAJAMAS $9 95 1 I Specially priced at 1 I Showing a wide choice of clever new styles in the brightest of = | colors attractively trimmed in various ways. g | — at the — I BURROUGHS STORE tiiiiniiiMtiimiiiiliiiiti»i"»"""H»Ell. 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Of coure we all know her, but we never call her anv- ' thing but Georgie. She is one of Ta- coma's fairest representatives to the. W. S. N. S. campus. As the name im­ plies, here we find just a wee bit of Irish, in fact enough to make Georgie a very jolly, fun-loving and depend­ able girl. She has served on numerous •committees and because of the com­ mendable way in which she performs services for the school, we (think of her each time we have something to be done. W. A. A. finds her an active mem­ ber. At present she is recording se­ cretary for that organization. There are rumors to the effect, that Georgie -will be among the first to wear a blaz- Her Interests do not stop with the sport world. She enjoys music, danc fngt reading and among the fSst we fchnst mention home economics. Geor­ gie is a major in this department. At present you may find her happily en­ gaged in the primary department of the training school. 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