n%: Patronize Our Advertisers They Patronize Us Campus Crier WASHINGTON STATE NORMAL SCHOOL ,/f^V • '-Vi FOOTBALL SATURDAY RODEO FIELD 2:00 i '-Df Vol. No. 5 ELLENSBURG, WASHINGTON, THURSDAY, OCT. 15, 1931 No. 2 I J %•% ALUMNI RETURNING TO OLD MAIJNTS TO REVIVE PLEASANT MEMORIES via. \ THINGS YOU SHOtTLD KNOW Announcements GEOLOGY CLASS TAKES TRIP TO GR AND COULEE Dr. McConnell, Mr. G. P. Short, and William Yeaman were guests of the Yakima Lions club for a luncheon Oc­ tober 9, 1931. During the meeting Dr. McConnell spoke on the subject: Place of the Nor­ mal In Public Education. • * * * Sunday, afternoon from 4 until 5:30 o'clock the girls of Sue Lombard and Kamola Hall were hostesses at a tea .given in honor of Mrs. R. E. McCon­ nell, wife of President McConnell, and Miss Margaret Coffin, dean of wom­ en. The reception rooms of Sue Lom­ bard were attractively decorated with fall flowers. The rooms upstairs were open for inspection by any of the visi­ tors. Miss Ora Kennedy and Mrs. Alice Wampler poured tea. Miss Fil- omena Lenski and Miss Ilene Dren- nan were in charge of the girls who assisted in serving. It \vas a friendly informal affair with simplicity for the keynote. Local Cars Furnish Trans portation For All-Day Excursion A tea in honor of Miss Margaret Coffin and Mrs. Robert E. McConnell •was given in Sue Lombard on Sunday, October 11, from four to five-thirty o'clock. Mrs. Edna Davis and Filomena Len­ ski, wer,e in charge of the tea. The receiving line consisted of An­ na Anderson, Helen Miley, Miss Cof­ fin, and Mrs. McConnell. Alice Van Leuven was chairman of the hostess committee. Working with her were Ruth McDonald, Beatrice Preble, and Ilene Drennan. Erja Lonngren was chairman of the serving committee. ^Shirley Edwards, Bearnadette Furness, Catherine Fur- ness, Geraldine Kutting, and Marie Winsberg were on this committee. The music committee consisted of Leola Bull, chairman Vivian Post, pi- ianist and Lydia Ruud, violinist. Those on the kitchen committee •were Jane Fuller, Muriel Suiter, and Ann Chiiotti. The invitation committee consisted of Muriel Carlson and Rebecca Puck- ett. Miss Kennedy and Mrs. Wampler poured. * * * * Miss Margaret Coffin is entertain­ ing the members of the faculty in hon­ or of Dr. and Mrs. Robert E. McCon­ nell at a series of informal dinners to be given each Wednesday evening in the old faculty dining room in Ka­ mola hall. The first dinner is to be a Ship dinner, the second a Sedate din­ ner, and the successive ones will use as motifs Hallowe'en, Education, Cousins, Literature, and Bolshevism. * * * * Thursday morning at 9 o'clock in N109 a retest will be given for the benefit of all those new students who missed the intelligence test on Tues­ day, September 29. Students who have not taken the tests will be ex­ cused from their classes and are re­ quested to be there. ^ * '• • A very pleasant dance was sponsor­ ed by* the Associated Students in Sue Lombard Saturday evening from nine until eleven o'clock. Many of the stu­ dents were out of town but those who attended the affair were very enthus- Brrr! Birr! Brrrr! This was the signal to arise and be on our way. As Mr. Beck had warned each student that the cars would wait for no one after four o'clock, most of the alarm clocks had been set for three-thirty, Victor Hubert (his master's voice) with the class mascot, added his voice to the jingling alaims to make sure .that the heavy sleepers didn't over­ sleep. At four o'clock there were 17 students assembled in front of the Ad building. After freezing for some fifteen min­ utes Mr. Beck made a nearly fatal mistake by telling us that he had told the drivers of the cars to be there at 4:30. We decided to let him live this time, however. At 4:45 we were set­ tled in our cars and were on our way. The van consisted of Mr. Beck's Ford, Mr. Kopp's Pontiac, and Mr. Wani- chek's Pontiac. Peijry Orr gave some of the boys a break by bringing his Essex of uncertain vintage along. Our first stop came about three miles this side of Vantage where Mr. Beck led us to a place in the hillside where it looked as if a prospector had been digging. Instead of finding gold, however, we found the petrified remains oi two trees. After we had each got a small specimen, we started on our journey again. Our next stop was on the Vantage grade where Mr. Beck explained the formation of the hills on the opposite side of the river. About ten miles farther on we halted to inspect a large granite boulder, the only one of its kind throughout the surroundngr country. It had unduobt- edly been left there by the ice some 20,000 years ago. From here we went to Quincy where we partook of a breakfast varying from coffee and doughnuts to hot cakes and all the trimmings. When we stopped the next time there were only Mr. Beck's and Mr. Kopp's cars to stop, the other two being lost along the way. We concluded that the Es­ sex had probably rebelled so Mr. Beck started back while Mr. Kopp drove on to Soap Lake. Mr. Beck ar­ rived with the other two cars close behind a few minutes later, however, and we found that the Pontiac. had developed tire trouble. After feeling, testing, and smelling of the lake wat­ er, we proceeded along our journey. Mr. Wanichek's tire was not yet re­ paired and Perry Orr stayed to show him the way while we proceeded to a place about three miles north of Ad­ rian where we could get a look at the Coulee. Her? we waited for the other Students and Faculty Members Combine to Make Home- Coming Real Success—Many New and Novel ' Stunts Will Be Given a- We ar? now about to enter the most important week end of our col- ege days, that of Homecoming. Every one on and off the campus should enter into the spirit of the thing, and make this the biggest Homecoming ever held on this campus. It can be done. The committees are getting wonderful support from everyone they have asked to participate, and wish to extend their congratulations on the "way the students have responded. We must remember that we are hosts and hostesses during this week end, but we also must remember that the Alumni are just as much a part of this school as we are. We must not treat them as strangers, but as o'd friends and schoolmates. Above all else be courteous. Nothing is is dis­ pleasing as to have a student be dis­ courteous. If one of the visitors ask you to do something for him, show them the new buildings, explain the strength and weakness-of our foot­ ball team, or anything else, do it. If you cannot do it find .somone who can. With the night for final presenta­ tion rapidly drawing nearer the cam- r.us organizations are ti*ying to per­ fect their Homecoming stunts. This year emphasis is being placed on stag­ ing a finished act rather than trying to win the cup presented to the school by Pautzke's studio in 1927. With eight main acts and three curtain acts,- the bill promises to be a good one. Miss George and her com: mittee have worked out a tentative staging schedule as follows: Men's Dorm, Off-Campus, Musical Novelty, Kamola, Kappa Pi, Music Club, Press Club, Theater Guild, Italian readings, W. A. A., Sue Lombard. The cup is one presented by Paut­ zke's Studio in 1927. If any organi­ zation wins it three times in succes­ sion it is their permanent possession. The clubs who have had their names engraved on it so far as W. A. A. 1927, Men's Club and W. A. A. tied for first lilace in 1928, Sue Lombard in 1929, and Kamola in 1930. The committees are all appointed and are functioning perfectly. Those on the committees are: Auditorium Decoration Miss Johnson, faculty ad Jean Goodnough, Reino Randall, Eric Eric DeSoer, and Iva Chamberlain. Stage Committee: Miss O'Leary, ad­ viser, Jean Goodnough, Reno Randall, dormitory. ' Reception and Registration: Miss Coffin, faculty advfiser, Marguerite Sorenson, chairman, Off-Campus girls. Banquet: Martha Lenhfrrt, Marie Lenhart, Erma Kramlich, Ju'ia Buchok Ruth Jolly, Mary Ellis, Lloyd Noblit, and John Wittie. Stunts: Program to be in auditor­ ium. Miss Gerge, faculty adviser Julia Marsh, chairman Irene Babcock, Lu­ cille Gregory, Eddie Bechtold, and Charles Scott. Souvenier Programs Miss Coffin, faculty adviser Alma Bloc'h, char- man, and the Women's League. Games: Mr. Sparks, faculty adviser Knights of the C'aw. Alumni Committee Mr. Holmes, Miss Hebeler, Miss Meisner, and Mr. Hogue. Hostes and Hostesses: Lewis Argano, Ernest Bailey, Albert Gerritz, Leland Jackson, %Felix King, LeRoy Leonard, Reno Randall, Murie1 Carlson Martha Hicks, Charles Scott, Albert Valdesen, Harold Wernex, Katherine Alder, Alma Bloch, Ruth Horschel, Mary McMann, Ellen Wade, Mildred Wise, Olene Johnson, and Julia Marsh. The consessions are: Home Econom­ ics, candy Kaapa Pi, Hot Dogs Ka mola, Pom Poms. To CLtEWStfoKO' w ZnWVKCr { -A'" VMM MEN'S DORMITORY SIGN PROGRESSING Reino Randall, chairman of the sign committee for the men's club, is very enthusiastic over the sign. It is the child of his brain, and I am sure it will be a worthy one. With the help of Leland Jackson and Warren Morgan the brain chi'd is developing into a reality. When asked about the sign, Randall refused to give and details. Pleading was all in vain, but you can be assured that it will be the best ever produced by the men's club. If you ask Randa'l he will tell you that it is the best ever produced on the campus. We will just have to wait and see for ourselves Friday night. The sign will be sompleted in suf­ ficient time for the Homecoming, and will be hung in front of the men's dormitory. The other clubs in school will have to go some if they wish to beat it. However, it is going to be the' closest race ever held on the campus, and if you think there's any­ one that will have a walk-away you are mistaken. AN ALL-COLLEGE PLAY ANNOUNCED Try outs To Be Held Tuesday Afternoon, 4:30 To 5:30 Bulletins from the Dramatic de­ partment state that further try-outs will be helcl beween 4:30 and 5:30 in the afternoon on Tuesday, October 20. All new comers, as well as any of last year's students who have not as yet demonstrated their talent before Miss O'Leary, are cordially urged to be present. It is feared that consderable dramatic light is being hidden under a bushel, and since productions are to be representative of all-school ability all those who feel the call of the foot­ lights should attend th? try-outs. The first play to be produced under Miss O'Leary's direction will be "The Importance of Being Earnest," by Os­ car Wilde. Rehearsals are to begin soon on this piece, and the student body may well anticipate excellent results from the new head of the Dra­ matic department's supervision. CLASS ELECTIONS HELD THUSDAY -Mi, '! JACKSON STRESSES TRADITION. IDEALS AT ASSEMBLY TALK Nicholson Presents Funda­ mentals of Football To Students COOPERATION IS SPIRIT OFFERED BY FROSH Bechtoldt, Berger, Wilson to Head Classes for Com­ ing Year CHURCHES ENTERTAIN NORMAL STUDENTS (Continued on page four) STUDENT BODY GIVES DANCE (Continued on Page 4) A Student Body dance was given m 'Sue 'Lombard on Saturday, October 10, from 9:00 o'clock till 11:30. The or­ chestra consisted of Ralph Backs, pi­ ano, Bill Woods, banjo, Chuck Clark, drums, and Laurence Wanichek, saxa- phone. The Baptist, Christian, Presbyter­ ian, Episcopalian, ajid Methodist churches entertained with parties Fri­ day night, October 9, in honor of the Normal students. .The evening was spent with cards arid dancing at the Episcopal church and games and music at the other chinv-hes. All used attractive autumn decorations. During the evening each church sent a delegation to each of the other (Continued on Page 4) Eddie Bectold was elected president of the Junior class in tjje first meet­ ing of the organization. Mr. Bechtold has taken an active part in school act­ ivities for the last two years and has won numerous friends. Albert Gerritz was elected vice president, and Miss McDonald was chosen socia1 commis­ sioner. The position as secretary- treasurer will be filled by Miss Van Duvin, and of course our amiable "Swede' Lindquist will maintain order as sergent at arms. With class officers of this caliber, we expect a great dea1 from the Junior Class and we know that we will not be disappointed. In the first meeting of the Sopho­ more class, Max Berger was elected president for the following year. Mr. Berger's popularity is a result of a year's active participation in the schoo1 Ralph Backs was elected vice pres­ ident. Lauretta Hoff and Reino Ran­ dall were chosen to act as social commissioners with Mr. Randall as chairman. Olene Johnson was elected secretary-treasurer and Floyd Erick- son was unanimous'y chosen sergent at arms. The Freshmen election was held Oc­ tober 8th at 10:00 p. m. in the ai|iir torium. Leland Jackson precided over the meeting. Those nominated were: President—Herbert Wilson, Georg­ ia Driver. Vice president.—Florence Sterling, Ernest Ames, Dave Sweeney secretary and treasurer—Charlotte Des Voigne social commissioner— (Continued on Page 4) Frosh on the Normal campus this week are learning to know what it means to face the world without the threat "I'll tell pa on you!" The freshmen of this institution are undergoing the time.honored ritual of initiation by subjugation to the up- perclassmen. They are obliged to ac­ knowledge the seniority of the sopho­ mores by stepping off the sidewalk when they encounter one of these ma jestic personages. A reply of "No mom" or "No, sir" is exacted of these trembling wretches in reply to a soph­ omore's inquiry. As further proof of their abasement, the girls are wearing hose of contrast ing colors, and the boys are wearing suit coats. They both display charm ing banners of green, and red, and black. Certain of the disobedient ones were forced to appear at dinner in weird costumes and carrying toys. All serv ing in the dining hall is being done by the Frosh. A number of the reluctant ones have been forced to eat their desert on the piano stool in the mid die of the hall. The vigilance committee from the three residences have been executing their duties with keen -satisfaction. The popular opinion is that the freshmen of this campus will rever once and venerate the traditions of the school to the end of their careers. At the assembly Tuesday morning, Miss Davies p'ayed two selections on the piano, "Iihpromptu" by Chopin and "Scherzo," by Mendelssohn. Leland Jacksn explained Homecoming- and made several announcements re­ garding Homecoming and Freshman week and coach Nicholson explained several football plays. Regarding Homecoming, Mr. Jack­ son said: "Many peop'e bemoan the increasing requirements for the ele­ mentary diploma. But this is one of the best things that could happen for the good of the school. It takes a long time for traditons to grow. The longer a student is here, the' more attached to the traditions he becomes. When he becomes an.Alumnus he will have a broad inf'uence on the young people of the state. Because of this influence, many students will come here. The Alumni association is a part of the school out applying what they have learned here. Homecoming has been devekiped to welcome back these Alumni. Anything we can do to in­ crease hospitability we must do. The Alumni are our honored guests. Committee work has bpen assigned to the different clubs, each committee having a chairman and a faculty ad­ viser. Friday night each organization will be given to the dance to be held Saturday morning will be the regis­ tration of the A'umni to whom tickets will be given to the dance to be hefld in the gym. Because of the lack of space, no outsiders will be admitted. Why do we have freshmen week? The Frosh come' here with a great deal of ego and with deals and stand­ ards that do not conform to those of the school. They need to have the wind taken out of their sails so that (Continued oh Page 4) VIGILANTE COMMITTEE ACTIVE ABOUT CAMPUS The Rules and Vigilance Com­ mittees for Frosh Week are now in action. Very much in fact. Just ask any freshman who has not obeyed the rules. At a meeting Saturday noon, called by chairman Reino Randall, the rules were drawn up and submitted to Dean of Women and Dean of Men. They returned with their O. K. Padd'es were given out with orders to use them on any one who has not obeyed the rules. The best policy is to obey them, because there are some very strong arms on the business end of these paddles, and it wouldn't be all pleasant to be on the other end. Marion Carpenter is in charge of the committee at Sue Lombard, and Julia Marsh at Kamola. SOCIAL CALENDAR Homecoming and Freshman Week. Monday, Oct. 12, 6:45—-House Meeting, Kamola Hall, in Miss Coffin's apartment. Tuesday, Oct. 13,10:00—All School Assembly. Special Music Num­ ber. Homecoming Announce­ ments. Talk on the Game of Foot­ ball by Coach Nicholson. 7:00—Regular meetings, Herodo- teans, and Kappa Pi. 7 :lo—Press Club in Ad 304 for a -brief meeting. Wednesday, Oct. 14— Thursday, Oct. 15,10:00—Women's League Meeting in Auditorium. 10:45—Off-Campus Club Meet­ ing in Auditorium. 7:00—Dress Rehearsal for all stunts for Homecoming Stunt Program. Friday, Oct, 16, 8:00 to 10:30— Stunt Night in Auditorium. Saturday, Oct, 17, 2:00—Football, Idaho Freshmen vs. Ellensburg Wildcats. 6:15—Banquet in Dining Hall. 8:30 — Informal Homecoming Dance in Gym. •V^ \'xr' ::l,- • .%v ..Y '• A - •v''- - iflfi I,. : ••••'•:• -x "f :^f -: ••:•" ^ ,v: W f„ - v- 'jv... ^:vJ-v h .\ .•? • • •• : - - '•-• ."'a7-,''1 • : 'V' ... : vy •: i uv-V. : . - ' \ . ft • ' -V THE CAMPUS CRIER jk: : :r Campus Crier tentered second class matter 'at the post office at Ellensburg, Washington Alumni, Three Quarters, $1.00 Telephone Advertising and News to Main 84 V'iV Li_ feSi? -'.i Published Weekly by the Associated Student Body of . The Washington State Normal School MEMBER INTERCOLLEGIATE PRESS Communism WILLARD RUBLIN * * * • , - ?v ' Essociate Editors.. Sports. Editors ...............iViax Berger .Robert Colwell, John Stehman : Jim Lentz, Alma Bloch ..Ernest Ames, William Wilkens Assistant Sports Editors........:„.i'........l. ..L...1 Editorials ...., i... .....:.:........,L.....Leland Jackson, Lee Strahorn Copy Editor. :.... Rosswell Harding Fe'ature Editor Willard Rublin FELIX KING -:' c-'- KR--..V -j .... v'V. Proof Readers.. .Emma Darter, Georgia Driver Repoters—Julia Marsh, Agatha Davis, Paul Soil, William W°ods, Margaret Miller, Carolyn Prince, Eddie Bechtold Faculty Adviser Mi\ Hinch Business Manager Al Gerritz - • •• • ' :. • • MENTAL ATTITUDES A day never passes that we do not hark back to the times when we would play war with green apples or play with our dolls and lovingly caress them with the utmost sincerity. We were then able to throw our souls into almost any foreign atmosphere that we desired. Our troubles were few and easily forgotten. We felt that no obstacle was insurmountable or any ideal too high for us to attain, when we "grew up." Today many things have seemingly changed from what they were before. We can no longer put ourselves in an artificial men­ tal environment and enjoy it. We spend much more of our time thinking of th unpleasant parts of our heritage than we do of the good things that are constantly at our fingertips. We no longer cherish an ideal that we would go far to project. We take great pains to dodge the obstacles that arise rather than to meet them squarely. "In the day/ of real sport," had we been able to see, through ma­ ture eyes, what our attitude of today would be, could we have wished to "grow up." ? The cause of our discontentment, and possibly unhappiness, is only as deep-seated as the thickness of dur skull. We have lost sight of a few minor factors that are essential to happy living which is truly the purpose of life, if there be one. If we try to help others, a certain satisfaction will be our compensation. We wait until our friends die before we send them flowers. What do they then derive from such a tribute of our affection? Why could­ n't we have given them a kind word when they could have enjoyed -it? Would not we have derived more happinss, too? We enjoy our accomplishments, yet we wall not struggle hard to attain them. ' We covet'the wisdom of our associates, yet we substitute cunning for it, and in doing so we lose a certain amount of self-respect. Y If we are to enjoy life we must throw our minds into a recep­ tive mood, and do all that is possible to bring happiness and self- respect within reaching distance of it. It is the state of mind that always wins out in the end. L. J. ! TRADITION Freshman Week, with its green ribbons and haphazzard ap­ parel, puts us in mind of the days when the traditions of a school were a major part of the collegiate atmosphere. In those times of midnight hazing and constant persecution, the Frosh lived a pre­ carious life. Every upper classman \v^ a walking menace. The slightest infraction of the iron-clad rules meant instant and'dras- tic punishment, often resulting, in a period of disability for the wayward freshman. Compliance with sophomore rules is a vastly different affair now. A little green ribbon, stockings that don't match, a little hy­ pocritical subservience in the presence of upper classmen, and the wrath of the gods is readily appeased. No longr does the Frosh quake before the baleful eye of his betters, or duck around corners to avoid possible punishment. Whether this lack of discipline is the mark of an advancing academic civilization, or whether it is merely an indication of slackening school spirit and interest in traditions, is a question discussed in large universities. Several of the die-hards bemoan the passing of certain barbaric practices, while others, who were probably used a trifle roughly in their neophyte days, comment smugly upon the abolishing of academic vicissitudes. This writer feels that while extreme measures in freshman initiations are to be deplored, some of the school traditions which may be perpetu­ ated without too much danger to the green little bodies of the frosh should certainly be upheld. Otherwise, an institution with collegiate beginnings develops into little more than a glorified business college. , , •— ij. IS. If at first you don't suceed fry and fry again. • * * * Frosh: "Mother, may I go out this evening, I'll be in by 7:30?" Soph: "Can I go out tonight, ma? I'll be back at 9." Junior: "Good evening, be in early." Senior: "S' long, folks, I'll bring the milk in." * * * * Evidently the Yankee tourist was hav­ ing trouble in a Paris cafe, for already he was sweating and blowing like nobody's business he had been in the cafe for three hours trying to make soup sloppers understand what hie ~ " are, Dear Rube: Will you tell me what a gazookumski is? I have to know for Anthropology. I think they'll ask us in a test. Hurry up.—Jack Cole. Dear J&ck Cole: A gazookumski is a very extinct boid. When caught and tamed down a little, he will make an excellent household pet. His favorite dish is boiled flies pulled off from fly paper. He possesses a marvelous brain and can leai-n anything you tell him. For instance: say to him: "!*$&" and he will surprise you very much about what he calls you. he gazookumski is very hard to de­ scribe to a person on account of their strange appearance: Those who know what he looks like, do those who don't, don't. On The Train Of Thot By R. N. HARDING By the wisdom of his heart man is : bonded to his people, and to Cod. .. "Though his lips may speak an un­ truth, the "heart never deceives. ' The barbs of sarcasm wound deep­ ly. Life is as the broad ocean, upon -whose restless tide we are tossed hither and thither into the lives of others, and as suddenly as we come to­ gether so are w« separated at will. ft. Man was endowed with a mind to govern his action, the ability to think and to reason thereby differentiating himself from the lower animals that are governed by instinct only. Think­ ing requires energy. Energy requires health and strength. Health and strength require regulated exercse. It is dear then that if we desire more constructve and worthy thoughts we must exercise the power that controls the thinking process. NOTICE Home Ec Club will sell roasted peanuts and candy bars at the Homecoming game Saturday. Bring your nickels and treat yourself to something good. PUBLIC FORUM Dear Editor: Is the Library a social gathering place? Some students seem to think so. Did you ever spend an evening at the Library trying to study? The ex­ perience of many has been that they have come to the Library with the in­ tention of studying, but having settled down to earnest work, they find them­ selves in the midst of a football game on one side and a petting party on the other. Let's cooperate and keep the Library a Library rather than a visiting house!—W. S. Above we have a picture cf Felix King, who is in charge of something or other around here for Homecoming. Mr. King is known for his strength— especially after eating onions or gar­ lic observers of the picture, note the firm-set chin denoting character and ability to chew gum while snoring. Felix has wonderful eyes—the girls, or rather THE GIRL, simply raves about them—like' liquid pools of moonlight. Heh, heh, but last year they were like mud puddles of blackness—after he took the lesson in boxing. While Felix King spends most of his time in Ellensburg or Walla Walla, he finds time to dash down or up to Pasco owever, his home town is North Bend, Have you ever bend thru the place? Don't cry, little girl, don't cry, The bootlegger'll be here by and b^. ft ft ft ft Heard on the Grand Coulee trip: Mildred Woodring: Say, Bill, what is your religion ? Bill Woods: Spasmodtic, I guess. * * f? And speaking about the Grand Coulee jaunt, I noticed that Harold Denslow knew more about rocks and" gravel than I thot he knew, but then look he spent five years at Walla Walla didn't he? * • I know a girl named Anna Who tries to play the piana. She sure is a flop, And if she don't stop I'll choke her with a bandana. ft ft ft ft Ghost (at speakeasy door): You remember me, I was here two nights ago. ft ft ft ft Queen Mary, so they say, has a dictating way with old King George. When George has a date, Mary sits up to wait, And if he comes home lafe—God Save the King! -- ft ft ft ft This one was heard %t registration: "Pardon me, but you look like Helen Black." "Yes, I suppose so, but I look a darn sight worse in green." * •* * * They say Mrs. Stephens fairly wor­ ships Steve—she puts burnt offerings before him three times a day. ft ft ft ft A week ago today, we were up in Grand Coulee digging fossils and get­ ting kinks in our necks from looking upward, and someone in the party found some soup bones of a cow. Was that a fossil, Mr. Beck? No, it wasn't a fossil because it was not found in the soup pot. * * * * Quick, Nurse, am I a father or a mother? ?????? * * » * There* once was a woman from Rumanio Who thought she could sing on the stageio. But when the poor thing Got up to sing, She was hit by a rotton tomattio. * • * * So General Smelly Butler has re­ signed from the Marine Corps! I wonder who will be the official cusser for the Marines now. * *• * * Doc: You must prepare your hus­ band for the worst. Oh, doctor, will he die? No, I forbid him beer. * * ft * So, your father is a banker, huh? Yeah, he banks ditches up. * * * tf He was a country kid, she a hot mamma from the city. After the third night of calling on her, he managed to scrape up enough nerve to take her some flowers. To show her apprec­ iation for the posies, she kissed him three or four times and sat on his lap. The telephone rang and she went to answer it and when she came back he was going out the door. "Where are you going?" she asked, "home?" "Naw, I'm going after more flowers" * ft * * ft ft * * wanted. But, as all Frenchmen they'were as dumb as ever. Ham and eggs he wanted and he wanted them P.D.Q., too. But they' Take a drink of Football Whiskey, didn't know what that term was ^on- what's that? sequently the waiters waited. 1 One drink and yuh kick off. "Ham'n eggs!!!!!" he yelled. HAM "AND EGGSii! EGGS AND HAM!!" Finally he hit upon the idea of drawing. Hastily he drew the picture of a pig and a chicken on the back of a menu and handed it to a frog, then he sat back smiling, his wish was coming true. In about twenty mintes the waiter returned, but where was the tray of 1860: Dast we? 1890: Oh, Sir, my heart is promised to another. 1910: You must ask father first. 1931: Step on it, pal, the old fossil's gaining on us. ft ft * * What bo! What ho! Spain- has its food? Instead he handed the American Matadors fnd Washington its Senators two booklets. They were plans on how to a chicken coop and a pig pen. build Al Gerritz for throwing the bu'l. j * ft * ft It: Oh, mom, look! I see a college boy! Mommie: Hush, my child, how do you know he's a college boy? It: Well, he's laying in the gutter talking to a banana peeling. ft ft ft « S'long, pals, see yuh in the dean's office. Vendome Hotel REASONABLE RATES PHONE MAIN 43 TOILET ARTICLES For Boys and Girls. Fresh supply always on hand and all the staple Brands. OWL DRUG STORE i IP'V 1 1 ' NELSE LUNSTRUM • Paint — Wall Paper Automobile Glass Replaced And this is a photo of Al Gerritz, taken the other day at a football game. Notice how interested he is in what is going on among the players ymaybe they're in a huddle shooting crap and he wants to join them. Remember he is a four year lettarman, captain of the varsity crap shooting team. First year students remember Al— it was he that made the famous speech in the assembly two weeks ago which ended with: "I don't know what others want, but as for me, give me light wines and beer, or give me death!" Immediately after that the house was in an uproar. I was talking to him the other day and he was telling me a good menu for the day's eats: "For- breakfast, shell­ acked boards, traffic jam, and wild oats. Lunch, boiled shoes, a la Charlie Chaplin style, garden hose macaroni, and punk punk. Dinner, typewriter cocktail, salmon egg soup, oyster hash and fish eye pudding," Excuse me, folks, I guess I'm get­ ting sea sick. ft ft » • I remember, I remember the place I I bought that gin. It was the place around the corner where all the fights begin. lirte.Bpe' 4* • Fraf shrdlu cmfwy But that is past, and I am dead, the grave is all 'round me. I should have taken the dealer's advice and bought the wha-hic-hiskey. | We may not know poetry | We may not know prose : But we know food of Quality | And we are always on our toes. | Sunset Tea Room | Try Our 30c Lunch | Across from Norma! Library (SJltltflllllllKIIIIltllllllnii,,!,!,,,,, FORD'S STUDIO Five Gift Photos for Ten Cents —YOU— Ar TnvitpH f«t Attend The Young People's Class of the Christian Church Sunday Mornings at 9:45 r i •B 0- "B Electricity Is Cheap In Washington m •0 The Koffee Shop | LUNCHES | Hamburger | Hot Dog 1 Chili I Tamales BREAKFAST | Ham & Eggs | Bacon & Eggs | Hot Cakes I Home Made Pies! 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S. team include Park Gagnon, cen­ ter Alvin Warwick, guard Earl Hic- kox, guard, and our old quarterback, "Dits" Sterling, at quarter. Here's some good news, the "Blonde Terror of the Northwest," namely Al­ bert Valdason, end for two years, is now a quaterback, and will probably sflart in that position againsjt the Idaho Frosh. He believes in making the boys work hard and fight hard. After all that's all a team can do. More power to you, Valdy! The team has had lots of pep and fight the last few nights It looks as though the slump is over. The Idaho Frosh will have plenty to worry about Saturday afternoon. When you see John Kacer, Dick Bird, Russ Jones, and Roy Leonard crawling around on their hands and knees, acting like maniacs next week you will know they are being initiated int* the Crimson W club. * S* * 3 Basketball is around the corner. We should have another championship team this year with such veterans back as Doug Haney, Bob Bailey, Har- Jey Sutphins, Swede Lindquist, and John Kacer. if St if tf The local golf course, situated about four, miles from town on the Thorp highway, has given reduced rates to Normal students, to create more in­ terest in this old but popular sport. " * * * * Everybody must be at the game Sat­ urday, or beware of the paddle! Let's revive some of that old „ high school spirit, and give all we have for the team Saturday afternoon. • Nuf sed. Save your nickels. FOOTBALL GAME SATURDAY TO BE HIGH LIGHT OF DAY Rodeo Field Will Be Scene of Battle Between Normal Wildcats and Idaho Frosh In Homecoming Game Saturday WILDCATS TRIM P. L. C. IN HARD FOUGHT BATTLE McKay, Linden, Exley Lead Normal Wildcats To Victory In their annual Homecoming game this Saturday, the Ellensburg State Normal will clash with the strong Idaho Frosh eleven. Rich A. Fox, coach of the Vandal yearlings c'aims he has a mighty fine line but is a little short on backfield material. In scrimmage against the varsity during the 'ast two weeks the Babes have a powerful, heavy line which has more than once broken thru to smear varsity plays behind the line of scrimmage. But the backs, offensively at least, are not up to par there are some fierce tacklers backing up the yearling line, but Fox is stil1 looking for a first class ball packer. Much of the defensive strength of the Vandals is furnished by the Berg brothers, Paul and Alfred from Idaho Falls. A1 is a fullback, weighs 195 pounds. He crashes the ine hard and is a consistant yardage gainer if given half a chance. "Paul, who plays halfback is a 180 pound lad and is very fleet footed. He has the habit of evad­ ing the opposing tacklers and making plenty of yardage. This man wil' bear watching by tfie Wildcats. Some of the outstanding players on the yearling eleven are: centers: Thad Beatty, 192 pounds, Herman Wagner, 170 tackles: Howard M'Inerney, 190, Bob Wil'iamson, 205 and George Taughe, 183. Guards are: Robert Moser, 198 Richard Nitling, 188 Wallace Larson, 190 ends: George Rich, 180, Robert Every, 170 Hershell Swaum, 180 quarterbacks: Bob Barker, 180 Bob Ried, 164 Michael Callahan, 155 halves: Paul Ber, 180 William Thomas 160 Bill powers, 175 fullback: Alfred Berg. Coach Leo Nicko'son of the local Wildcat squad is sending his team into the game with the iead that they will have to play sixty minutes of x-eal! football if they emerge the winners, and they will have to do that litt'e thing if they trim this husky Idaho team. All of the Wildcat 'squad is in first 'rate condition and hungry for battle. By continually shifting his squad for the past week, Coach Nicholson be­ lieves that he has hit upon an eleven that will "click." The old players are finding it hard to keep their positions that many of them thot were cinches at he beginning of he season, and don't be surprised if you see some hew men in the starting lineup. This game will be a battle royal and we'l worth going to see. Let's have a one-hundred per cent turnout and help the team along. W. A. A. CHANGES AWARD SYSTEM A constitutional committee consist­ ing of Anna Anderson, Alma Bloch, Geraldine Kutting, and Olene John­ son has revised t^he .existing constitu­ tion. The most drastic changes are the ones involving awards. The revised amendment is: » Section 1. Emblems shall be award­ ed on tha basis of right living, phys­ ical efficency, and perfect attendance in recreation. Section 2. The first emblem shall consist of a red and black monogram "W. S. N. S." to be awarded after the first quarter. Ssetion 3. The second quarter of active membership warrants no award. Section 4. The third quarter emblem shall be the official "W" pin. Section 5. The fourth quarter em­ blem shall be the official Crimson W letter. Section 6. The fifth quarter there shall be no award. Section 7. To any member who has been awarded emblems signifying five quarters of active membership in W. A, A. and has passed physical require­ ments receives her official W. A. A. jacket at the end of the 6th quarter. The committee feels that this is a decided improvement over the old sys- A committee made up of the members of the department, dean of •women, housemothers, and the council. BROWN APPOINTED BOXING INSTRUCTOR! INTRAMURAL GAMES START NEXT WEEK Coach Nicholson, head of the Phys­ ical Education Department at the El­ lensburg Normal, has appointed Keith Brown in charge of the boving class until the coming football campaign is completed. Brown is a willing worker. and will make a fine leader. For the past week he has been drilling the men on fundamentals with a few rounds of boxing toping off the days practise. The turnout is large for the schooLand some fine talent will undougtedly be developed. The following men work out daily in the basement of the old ad. building: Andy Anderson and Ray Deycous, from Ephrata. Deycous has had ex­ perience in the ring. Elbert Honeycutt, Ellensburg Tony Padavich, Cle Elum | Eric DeSoer, Ellensburg G. Giles, El- i lensburg Earl Ingham, Walla Walla Frank Punches, "Kelso Mickey Leon­ ardo, Granger Charles Clark, Bremer­ ton. Assistant Coach Lindquist wishes to announce that beginning next week, intramural contests wll be promoted in basetball, tennis, and indoor baseball. Those stijudfents who participate in these games will receive credit for rec­ reation, if they are not taking any other form of recreation. Several teams will be formed and regular games carried on. These games open a splendid opportunity for fellows to get early practice in these sports. The games will be played at 7:00 o'clock in the evening. Those who are inter­ ested please report to the new gym next Monday evening. (.IllttSltlflllll II "0 Why Pay More? f STAR CLEANERS I |, MALONE & ALLEN QilNIIIHiM'ltliaHIIIIIMMIIiHiHUMIIHIilllUlilllMtM ..£3 Ellensburg Theatre ^J^eddy^rogram^ NOW PLAYING Thursday - Friday - Saturday October 15 - 16 - 17 "FIVE AND TEN" With MARIAN DAVIES SUN. - MON. OCT. 18-19 George Arliss IN "ALEXANDER HAMILTON" TUES. - WED. OCT. 20 - 21 "THE SPIDER" With EDMUND LOWE and LOIS MORAN Coming Super Production "TRANSATLANTIC" FORD'S STUDIO Five Gift Photos for Ten Cents £ i Calvin's Super Service I SEIBERLING TIRES \ Ellensburg, Washington | ROY V. MICHELS, Prop. t mix limit, ! mi mint :, mini A hard determined fourth period drive followed by an effective pass at­ tack brought! the Ellensburg State Normal eleven a 13 to 0 victory over the Pacific Lutheran college gridmen Saturday night in the, Tacoma stad­ ium. Throughout the first three quarters a scrappy defense and the superb kicking of "Red" Carlson held the Gladiators on even terms with the Teachers, but the batering of the heavier Normal line began to tell late in the third canto. Caflson, the Lutheran ace, won the honors in the punting duel with Ex- ley of the Ellensburg eleven. Through­ out the first three quarters the kick­ ing of these two boys was the feature act of the game. "Red" was placing his kicks with great accuracy, putting the ball out of bounds within the Teachers' five yard marker three times. The Lutherans ended their scoring threats when a pass was grounded over the goal line. Carlson had plac­ ed the pigsin out of bounds on the Ellensburg two yard line and had then returned a short kick to the Normal's 19 yard line. The Lutherans gained seven yards on a series of plunges and then lost possession of the ball on a pass over the line as the quarter ended. The teachers began their scoring drive at the opening of the. fourth quarter from heir own 20-yfrd line. Clough gained the first yardage after three plunges into the line. Another 10 yards were added by a trick reverse play, and the thiril first down was made when Exley drove the line for an even 10 yards., Exley drove again for six yards and McKay, the speed mer­ chant of the Normal squad, tore off a 15 yard gain off tackle. The Teachers then took to the air and on the second try completed a pass into the hands of McKay for 20 yards. The ball was he nresting on the Lutheran 18 yard line. The Normalites were given a five yard penalty but made up the lost yardage oA the next play when Mc­ Kay snagged another pass for an 18 yard gain. Exley stormed the center of the yard for five yards and the touchdown. The try for 'point failed. The Normals gained the ball again in midfield when the Gladiators were forced to kick. After trying the line for no gain the Teachers took to the air again and a 35-yard pass landed in the arms of Paulson who ran 15 yards for a touchdown. Sutphin kicked the point, but both sides were offside and he was forced to repeat the act. The score remained at 13 to Q. Although the Ellensburg pass at­ tack was short and snappy it was very effective, while the Lutherans were unable to find any receivers for the ball after it was thrown. The Teach­ ers tossed the ball six times and snag­ ged it from the air on three occasions. The Lutherans pegged the ball 14 times but only two found their mark. Carlson, Lisherness and Leque played well for the losers in the back- field while the entire line functioned in good shape. Levinson, end, played a hard game as did Jackson at the other side of the line. McKay, Lin­ den and Exley did the best work for the Teachers and the whole Normal line clicked as a unit. P. S. C. Ellensburg Levinson REL. Danutio Young RTL Philips Schierman RGL Hovland Fadness C Lndquist Shore LGR Beffaro Cronquist LTR.. Guggenblicker Jacobson_ LER.. Valdason Poffenroth. Q McKay Leque RHL. Linden Carlson ^HR Clough Lisherness F Exley Score By Periods P. L. C 0 0 0 0 Ellensburg 0 0 0 13 Passes tried—P. L. C., 14 Ellens­ burg, 6. Passes completed—P. L. C., 2 El­ lensburg, 3. Passes intercepted—P. L. C...1 El­ lensburg. 1. First downs—P. L. C., 3 Ellensburg, 7. Substitution: P. L. C.—Whalen Farley, Campbell. 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The subduing process started Friday night at ten o'clock when all fresh­ men in the hall were blindfolded and put through a series of punishments and given several inspirational talks to assist them in becoming loyal mem­ bers of Sue Lombard and the A. S. B. An hour of dancing followed the for^ malities, after whieh ice cream and cookies were served. Some freshmen still show tendencies toward disobedience, but cold show­ ers and paddles are improving their manners remarkably. P«mnnntnn«»imnninnn»ninmnii»nuutm»Mimit»miiifi| { Call At 1 j Swede's Popcorn Stand f | CANDY, POPCORN AND GUM | | At Fourth and Pearl | 0"""""" 0 S j The NIFTY SHOP | 1 FRANK MEYER J | Expert Hair Cutting | | PERMANENT WAVING $5.50 | | Shampooing and Fingerwaving $1 = | PHONE FOR APPOINTMENT | | Phone Black 5311 f | 315 N. Main f •0 3«. Tennis Rackets Priced From $4 xo $15 Tennis Balls 50c 3 For $1.35 f Ellensburg Book & Stationery Co. 1 REDWING TAXI f | 24-Hour Service § I Cor. 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Some- really great dramatic talent was uncovered in two impromptu plays given by two groups which were chosen at the beginning of the even­ ing. Little Red Riding Hood was r dramatized by one group- in which "Red" Scott played the role of the wolf and the grandmother much to the •amusement of those present. The play was divided into two scenes—the first showing Little Red Riding Hood's meeting with the wolf, and the second, lier visit with her grandmother. Be­ tween the acts a clever curtain act "was given. The second group drama­ tized the story of the Three Bears, in •which Agnes Vencelik proved to be the star as she impersonated the little •bear. Prizes of caps and candy were awarded to the most original and the more serious play of the two. The sec­ ond group was presented with con­ solation prizes. The remainder of the evening was spent in dancing and playing cards. Refreshments of sandwiches, ice cream, -arid cake were served to the guests at the conclusion of the even- Jmg. John Kacer, Charles "Red" Scott, Henry Zock, Marjory Backs, •Katherine Wess, Agatha Davis, Violet Stonestreet, Mickey Leonardo, Helen Gibhardt, Irene Dunn, Bei-nadette Fur- ness, Catherine Furness, Loretta Hoff, Virginia Geehan, Carol Alberts, Fhilo- mena Lenska, and Robert Cohvell. * * * * Kappa Pi Holds Meeting Kappa Pi held a short business meeting Tuesday night with Hena Drennan, president, presiding. The purpose of the meeting was to discuss •ways and means for selling hot dogs r.t lie game Saturday. Mrs. Cherring- tonton and Eleanora Bosone are in charge of the cooking with a squad of sellers to help them. The Kappa Pi stunt is progressing rapidly. The following girls will take part: Ilene Drennan, Cleanora Bos­ one, Ethel Brown, Marie Winsberg, Martha Lenhart "and Mary Lou Jen­ kins, and Frances Nordling. Jane Fuller is in charge. * * * * Kamola's Practice Stunt Kamola's stunt is rapidly rounding into shape. The girls who are to' par­ ticipate aire Alma Bloch, Ilene Dren­ nan, Eleanor Bosone, Louise Turner, . Ardis Eccles, and Perry Marsh. The committee in charge is Irene Bab- cock, Helen Miley, and Mae Cherring- ton. club adviser, the stunt to be presented Friday night at the Homecoming pro­ gram is rapidly rounding into shape. Those in the stunt are: Charlotte Des Voigne, Katherine Alder, Cath­ erine Chaudoin, Katherine Smyser, Virginia Geehan, Betty McMahon, Del- phine Brooks, Joy Williams, Althea Hartwell, Emma Darter, and Georgia* Driver. W Club Meeting The W Club held its regular meet­ ing Monday night in the new gym. The W men will give a dance in the new gym Saturday evening, October 24. Initiation of the new members taken in from basketball and track will be held next week. A private clubroom of their own was also dis­ cussed. * * * * Press Club Works On Stunt The Press Club stunt is rapidly be­ ing worked up, all corners being pol­ ished off, for the attempt at the cup this Friday night in the auditorium at the Normal school. People taking part are Nellie Wil­ liams, Elizabeth Dennis, Leland Jack­ son, Jim Lentz, Max Berger, A1 Geritz, Ross Harding, Mr. Hinch, and Rube Rublin.. SfS * * • Kamola Hall Meeting Kamola Hall held a short business meeting in Miss Coffin's apartment Monday evening with Helen Miley, president, presiding. The girls will sponsor the sale of crimson and black pom-poms at the game Saturday. Carol Albert and Ann Chiotti are in charge of the sale. A short report of the song com­ mittee, headed by Jean Goodnough, was given. Work is progressing rap­ idly but more girls are needed for the she -, work. The girls were asked to cooperate and be good scouts during Rough Weak by Psrry Marsh, chairman of the Vigilance Committee. This ap­ plies to sopohomore girls as well as freshmen. The Vigilance Committee consists of Perry Marsh, Alma Bloch, Eilaen Drennan, Helen Miley, and Mari? Winsberg. * * * * Frosh Hold Class Meeting The first Freshman class meeting was held Tuesday, at 12:45. The purpose of the meeting was to decide if the Freshmen were to uphold their rights during Frosh week, or enter into the spirit of the affair. After much discussion it was decided that the Freshmen class, as a whole, should enter into the spirit of fun and show their sportsmanship by follow­ ing the rules. v * * * * time covered this territory. It was getting quite late by the time we made our discentfrom Steamboat Rock but we took time to drive to Pin­ nacle Peak to see some picture paint-, ings on the rocks at the base of this large block of granite. These pictures were painted on the rocks with fast colors and are very old. It was thought that they were Indian paintings, but the Indians claim that they did not make them, and so the pictures re­ main as symbols of some unknown people. It was nearly dark when we again climbed into our cars and started for home. We were all tired out, but we were happy to have made the trip and were very much wiser, thanks to the knowledge of our professor, Mr. Beck. CLASS ELECEIONS (Continued from page one) Georgia Driver athletic manager, Roy Weaver Ernest Ames (declined). Those elected were: President, Her­ bert Wilson vice president, Florence Sterling secretary and treasurer, Vio­ let Dempster social commissioner, Georgia Driver athletic manager, Roy Weaver. Miss O'Leary is the class adviser. • THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW (Continued from pase one) iastic. Mrs. Edna Davis arid Mr. O. H. Holmes acted as patron and pat­ roness. Sue Lombard Stunt Organized The Sue Lombard stunt committee, composed of Mildred Wise, Dorothy Duncan, Shirley Edwards, and Irene -Johnson, has planned an entertaining act for stunt night, October 16. Those taking part in this are: Mildred Mae Leorine, Ruth Jolly, dashing young hero, ' Olene Johnson, Loretta Hoff, Ruth Horshel, Josephine Seligir, and Dorothy Duncan. Mildred Wise is the director of this act. * * * * Off Campus Girls Have Stunt Under the direction of Ellen Wade, committee chairman, and Miss Gates, History Club Reorganizes On Tuesday, October 13, the Her- odot«aus reorganized in Mr. Fish's class room. After a short bus­ iness meeting, presided over by Rus­ sell Jones, the social commissioner, A1 Gerretz, introduced the participants in a short program. Cecil Lambert showed his hearers how to play two musicians in one as he played his "uke" and harmonica at one and the same time. Following this each member told of his summer's ex­ periences, and the highlights of his va­ cation. All enjoyed pleasant assoc­ iations as far apart as the Atlantic coast and Alaska, visited by Mr. Fish. Because of the rehearshals of home- i coming stunts, the meeting adjourned. A new after dinner dancing pro­ gram has befen worked out by the dean of women and the dean of men with Mrs. Davis. On Wednesday night stu­ dents may dance after dinner until 8 o'clock. On Friday and Saturday nights when.nothing else is scheduled there will be dancing until 11 o'clock. The students owe a vote of thanks to the various churches which spon­ sored the happy get-togethers of last week. The parties strengthened that feeling of cooperation and loyalty which already exists between resident students and townspeople. On the same Friday evening, Miss Amanda Hebeler entertained the members of the Newman club at Miss Margaret Coffin's apartment. JACKSON STRESSES (Continued from page one) they can start bui'ding up the right ideals and mold themselves to the traditions of the institution. Coach Nicholson illustrated and ex­ plained the football plays used in !ine bucking, reverse,"and on spinners. CHURCHES ENTERTAIN (Continued from page one) GRAND COULEE . - Continued from page one) cars. About an hour later a Pontiac rolled into sight and when it stopped beside ours, the doors flew open and out tumbled some ten students. Of course every one wanted to know what had happened, but all Perry could tell us was that the old Essex had -thrown off several of its parts, some of which he did not know it possessed. This made the cars a little crowded, but as nobody wanted to turn back, we rolled on to Blue Lake. The plans were to eat our lunches there, then "row across the lake to see the petri­ fied trees, but we could find no oars "to furnish power to the good boats, . Mary Ann, Guinevere, Sally Lou, etc., and the three-mile-wide falls. From here we went to the mouth of the coulee where we could see the Columbia river some thousand feet below us. It was quite a surprise for it seemed, as we rode through the Coulee, that we were near the bottom of the earth already. Here we could see where the pro­ posed Columbmia river basin project wiH start. We retraced our tracks churches to give a stunt. • "Ike and .Alec," much-rouged and white-gloved minstrels from the Methodist church, sang and cleverly pantomimed "Down by the Old Mill Stream," and "Sweet Adeline." The pantomiming may be illustrated by: on the word old, the singers' hands moved down to imitate long beards. The mill stream was indicated by mov­ ing one hand in»a forward, waving motion under the other hand which was turning to imitate the mill wheel. Mrs. Henry Schnebly of the Episco­ pal church sang "SingOn" by Denza and "Within the Garden of My Heart" by Scott. She was accompanied at the piano by Mrs. E. A. Anderson. The Presbyterian group gave a clev­ er "Monologue in One Syllable" in which two young people meet, the girl having lost her dog. The boy has become excruciatingly romantic when the girl's boy friend and the boy's girl friend come along and save the sit­ uation. The Agony Trio of the Christian church, composed of. Jack Bailes, Chet Poland, and Lawrence Hull sang "Kiss­ es, "My- Mary Jane," afcd •'We're Three Jolly Consumptives." Miss Ilene Drennan of the Baptist corners, walk not run across, not run out from behind cars, and not to play in the streets. The patrolmen are selected on the basis of citiaenship' and leadership. They must be courteous, fair, not play while on duty, personally conduct kindergarten children across streets, and try to warn others who may be crossing if a warning is necessary. Ther.9 are two groups of patrolmen, working alternate weeks, each group having its own captain. This allows ecah group a week in which to play between weeks of duty. The organi­ zation builds for group interest, _good citizenship, responsibility, interest in the safety of others, service, and in­ terest in civic affairs. Those on the patrols are: Squad 1: Captain, Stanley Gray Edwin Vergin, Dick McKee, Lyle Cronyn, Chester Schnebly, Keith Montgomery, Bobby Butterfield, Howard Donelson, Jack Case. Norman Evans, Marshall Ma­ son, and Bill Hooper. Squad 2, Cap­ tain, Louis Fenton, Richard Anderson, Beckwith Hubbell, Harold Wilkins, Bert Lienhard, Philip Walker, Ira An­ drews, Laure Harney, Ralph Fiscus, Joe Camarata, and Grant Carper. Training- School Notes The kindergarten and primary en­ rollment is full, and a kindergarten waiting list has been started. A number of activities have been started in the kindergarten and first grade. The children gathered black walnuts from the tree near the new Administration building. The follow­ ing day found them making hulling boards for hulling walnuts. Now they are busy hulling the nuts and drying them for the Christmas bazaar. The kindergarten children are gathering flower seeds to save for next spring and to give away in Christmas envelopes. The kindergarten and first grade children have planted several dozen tulip, narciscus, and daffodil bulbs in pots for forcing in time for the ba­ zaar. They are now planting bulbs around the school. The first grade is engaged in the building of a play corner in the large play room. The walls are made from paper towel cartons covered with wrapping paper. 'At the suggestion of one of the children these walls have been stippled in two colors to resemble stucco. A door leads into this play room and windows with shutters and window boxes give a look at the wall beyond. DANCING TIME IN SUE LOMBARD Every Wednesday evening after dinner until 8 o'clock. On those Friday and Saturday even- * D ETARTMENT STORE Ellensburg, Washington : n OTTO D. FALTUS Super Service Station Washing Greasing Polishing Goodrich Tires Tire Service- Steam Cleaning Battery Service National Batteries Crack Proof Motor Oil Texaco Gasoline Where Your Car Is Serviced Properly Di EARL E. ANDERSON MAIN 140 Qll"»»IIIIIII»IIIIIII|UU|,|| | You Can Get Almost Anything f | You Want at The | J CAMPUS NOOK | | School Supplies Always In Stock | | FOUNTAIN LUNCH | | Chili and Good Eats a Specialty | | Dad Straight | | Yours To Please | | . Corner Eighth and Walnut I "EI Eh- "•0 ings when nothing else is scheduled, | dancing until 8:30 o'clock. On those Friday ar.d Saturday even­ ings when other prog-rams are arrang­ ed which involve student attendance, dancing shall cease 15 minutes before such programs are scheduled to start. {Official W. S. N. S. Pins! 13.. 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We saw many traces of gla- Here we tried to visualize the amount j ci-rs here and Mr. Beck explained of waterjthat had once flowed over that the great ice sheet had at one First School" in which she depicted the terrors of a new teacher's first day of teaching. JUNIOR PATROL ASKS COOPERATION ,mtlQ [ PHOENIX | I Announce New and Lower Prices I I $2.95 Dul Sheer Hose ti on = = $1.95 Dul Sheer Hose " It 1% 1 $1.65 Dul Sheer Hose J™ «i I $135 .. JJose..._ 'L'2Z:!Z:~'SlZ SI 00 I! 1 Hose _ ...... :Z%ZZ 8.? —AT THE— ~ BURROUGHS STORE The cooperation of the Normal stu­ dents with the junior patrolmen sta­ tioned at various corners about the campus is very much desired by those sponsoring the patrol movement and by the patrolmen. Older people often think they know how to look out for themselves and therefore laugh at the patrols. But they are setting the ex­ ample which the little folks will fol­ low and should therefore observe the correct rules. 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