WE PATRONIZE OUR ADVERTISERS Crier BOOK WEEK NOV. 15-21 WASHINGTON STATE NORMAL SCHOOL Vol. No. 5 ELLENSBURG, WASHINGTON, THURSDAY, NOV. 12, 1931 No. 6 TRI-NORMAL CHAMPIONSHIP THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW R. H. Hager, supervisor of phys­ ical education in the Tacoma public schools, will address the student as­ sembly on November 17, at ten o'clock. Mr. Hager's lecture will be accom­ panied by demonstrations of the phys­ ical education program of the Tacoma schools. Three girl leaders and two boy leaders of the schools of Tacoma will assist in the program. * * * * President Robert E. McConnell lec­ tured before the teachers and school patrons of Grandview, Monday even­ ing, November 9, at ten o'clock. The subject of his adress was "Do We Appreciate Education?" * * * * Dr. Emanuel Sternhemi of Butte, Mont., will deliver the Armistice Day address at the student assembly today. Dr. Sternheim, who will talk on the subject, "Parting of the Ways," is a nationally known lecturer. Other numbers on the program are solos by members of the faculty. Pro­ fessor Harold Quigley will sing, "In Flanders Field," by Bergen, and Miss Jean McMorran will sing,, "The Amer­ icans Come," by Fay Foster. 4s * * * TRAINING SCHOOL NOTES The Edison News appeared for the fir^t time this year November 4. Each room writes its own news. The items are collected by the sixth grade, typed set up at the Record press, and print­ ed in the school press. The work is directed by Miss Bloomer, sixth grade teacher,» but ths children have their own staff. Billie Lou Sc-hnebly} is the editor Bert Lienhard and Holly Johnson, assistant editors Frank Chimp, business manager. The paper is printed every two weeks. The sub­ scription price is 35 cents a year. The papers would be of especial benefit to beginning teachers who will find in them many things of interest to them in their work. Subscriptions from any Normal students will be appreciated. Hot lunches are being served to the training school children, one hot dish daily supplementing the lunches brought to school by the children. Miss Meisner is in Tacoma this week. -She was called there by the illness of her sister. PRESS CLUB BARN DANCE MUCH ENJOYED Gay Throngs Gathered In Their Oldest Clothes On Campus A' program commemorating Arm­ istice Day was presented at the as­ sembly Wednesday morning:, Novem­ ber 11. The program was" opened with the group singing AMERICA. Mr. Quigley sang IN FLANDERS FIELDS, by Bergman. Miss McMorran sang a dialogue be­ tween a blind French father and his son, THE AMERICANS COME. Dr. McConnell announced next week's assembly. It will be a real treat. Dr. Manuel Sternheim of Butte, Mont., delivered an address on some thoughts we should have at this time. The war to end war has not achieved its purpose. The world has not been made safe for democracy. Experi­ ments in government are going on that threaten the very foundation of our government. The security of the nation is still being built on military power. Where are we drifting? Men are hungry. When they are hungry there is no telling what men will do. Czarist Russia has passed away. France got Alsace-Lorraine and isi reaping discontent. Germany has been | ruined spiritually and financially. I Great Britain has probably lost for-' ever the prestige it held among the i nations. No sensible person expects, his country to scrap its arms while other nations are armed to the teeth. If it continues anoher 13 years, the apes will have sufficent ground for dsputing the Darwinian theory W'e must have the moral courage to*teach our boys and girls the truth about the hisory of a 11 the nations. We must have a new statesmanship and a new (Continued on page Four) The Press Club Barn Dance held Saturday night in the gymnasium was a roaring success. In fact every one was roaring. The first thing you roared about was Mr. Hinch. He was attirejl in full farmer fashion, and ac­ cording to popular opinion he would make a very good farmer. The hall had} every resemblance of a true barn even to the smell. There were leaves piled about in ut­ ter disorder, baled hay and broken chairs served as seats, wagons, har­ nesses, lanterns, horse collars (some one was always looking for a "horse neck" to hang the collar on), plows, and almost every kind of farm im­ plements were used for decorations. The walls were decorated with ad­ vertisements of "ye farmers" favor­ ite brand of chewing and smoking to­ bacco and overalls. It looked more like a barn than a barn does. Then came the farmers and farm­ erettes to dance to the tune of "Tur­ key in the Straw" and all of the other old favorites that were intermingled with almost every popular song of the day. Needless to say the old numbers were enjoyed more than the new. In the milking contest Farmer Harding defeated Farmer Dsnslow in a very hotly contested exhibition of the new style of milking. It has the old way backed clear off the map. Then came the grand pai'ade of all those who wished to enter the best costume contest. The judges were Dr. McConnell, Miss Davies, and Miss Georg:e. They awarded the men's prize to "Red" Scott, who acted very much in his usual manner. The lad­ ies' prize went to Dorothy McCIel land, with Miss Coffin getting very honorable mention. (Did you notice Miss Coffin's very large stick of gum ? The way she chewed it showed much practise.) The Press Club is to be congratu­ lated on the success of their dance, but we wish they would send a com­ mittee to our rooms to pack off the straw and hayseeds we packed home in our clothes. SOCIAL CALENDAR Monday November 9—6:45 Kamola Housemeeting. Wednesday, Nov. 11—10 00 a. m. Assembly—Armistice Day —"America"—Assembly —Solo —Address by Dr. Emanuel Sternheim. "The Parting of the Ways" —"Star Spangled Banner-As- sembly." » 2:30 p. m.—Football—Ellens- burg vs. La Grande Normal 1:00 classes meet until 1:40 2:00 classes meet at 1:40 Further classes dismissed. Thursday, November 12 — 10:00 Women's Leaguie Assembly in the Auditorium. 7:15 W. A. A. meeting in the Green Room of Kamola. Saturday November 14—Men's Stag Party—Men's Dorm. W. A. A. Party for girls in new Gym—7:30 to 9:30. CONCERT WELL ATTENDED BY STUDENTS WILDCATS TAKE TITLE AGAIN vy-• WILDCAT SQUAD RHYTHM CHOSEN AS THEME FOR 1932 HYAKEM Music Lovers Are Given Real Treat By Visiting Artists Before the meeting was called to or­ der last . Monday evening, Dean: Holmes gave a short informal talk "to the fellows. He began by compli­ menting the men for their good con­ duct at the school dances and the school spirit that was Aroused for the Cheney game- He also mentioned that we keep up our spirit for the La Grande game which is to be no ^inch. The Dean suggested as one friend to another that the fellows dress cleaner when at the dining hall and in the presence of women. He faid that studies in college was only fifty per cent of an education, per­ sonal appearance and cleanliness be­ ing the other half. President Argano took charge of the weekly meeting. (Continued on page four) Music lovers who were anticipating the appearance in Ellensburg of the Kolia Levienne trio were well reward­ ed Thursday night when Mr. Levien­ ne, violincellist, assisted by Mme. Ve Ona Socolofsky, dramatic soprano, and Frank Leon, pianist, presented a pleasing variety of musical numbers for audience approval in the Normal school auditorium. Mr. Levienne charmed his audience with his brilliant virtuoso technique and the rich, haunting, voice-like tone with which he renders melodic pas­ sages-. Mme. Socolofsky delighted her audi­ ence with the apparent ease with which she sang difficult passages, her dynamic stage personality, and the full dramatic quality of her voice. The piano selectiops played by Mr. Leon were brilliantly done and show­ ed great skill in musical interpreta­ tion. The auditorium was filled with Nor­ mal students,t townspeople, and fac­ ulty members for the concert which was sponsored by Chapter BF of the P. E. O. The proceeds from the affair will go to the Educational Loan Fund established by the group for the aid of local women students who need fin­ ancial assistance in completing their education. After the concert was over Mr. Le­ vienne remarket^ to Miss Davies that Tjossem, Anderson, DeSoer, Jackson, Gerritz, Hale Head Departments COMMITTEES AT WORK ON FIRST FORMAL OF YEAR The work of producing the fourth The annual Snowball, the first for­ mal dance of the year, will be given December 5, by the Women's League. Previously the affair was given by Sue Lombard and Kamola Hall, but since the consolidation of all women's organizations last spring, it is to be sponsored by the league. This year's dance will be held in the dining hall HELD IN LIBRARY (Continued on page four.) consecutive Ail-American Hyakem has . which will lend itself very well to dec- begun in earnest with the completion oration. of the work of selecting the staff,! With less than a month in which to which proved a very difficult task as complete all arrangements, commit- the majority of last year's staff are j tees are working*" hard to make this not in school and very few of the new • the most successful dance ever at- students have had experience of any • tempted. Alma Bloch, president of kind in this type of work. The work \ th-s Women's League, is in charge of for the annual is to be done in the •, the affair. She is assisted by members science building this year instead of of the council, Misses Margaret Cof- the old Hyakem room in the adminis- fin, Jean McMorran, Mai-jorie Chau- tration building. The Western En- doin. Marguerite Sorgnson, Irene Bab- gravers of Seattle have been selected cock, Helen Miley, and Anna Ander- to do the engraving again this year as j son. they were the engravers for the pre- — vious All-American editions. As yet (Continued on page fojr. no definite place has been selected for the photography, but it is thought that BOOK WEEK TO BE either Pautzke's Studio or Ford's Studio will get the job. Pautzke's did the work last year. However, the contract will be let soon and all stu­ dents are urged to have their pictures taken before Thanksgiving. Rhythm has been selected as the theme of the book, but no definite plans along: this lin have been made as yet. Mary Tjossem, editor, and Anna An­ derson, associate editor, have announ­ ced the following to comprize their staff: Art staff: Eric DeSoer, editor Pol­ ly Brown, Laura. Lehtinven, assistants. Business staff: Leland Jackson, bus­ iness manager A1 Gerritz, advertis- ing, apd John Stehman, assistant John Hale, circulation manager. Production staff: Mildred Wise, ad­ ministration Alma Bloch, society Margaret Miller, classes Nellie Wil- The Ellensburg football team is again Tri-Normal champions for another year. This makes the sixth time in a3 many years. Coach Nicholson started his charges off on a very tough season by playing Gonzaga at Spokane on Oc­ tober 3. The final score was 26 to 7 in favor of Gonzaga. The men played good clean football, but were unable to beat the Bulldogs. This loss evidently show­ ed the team that they could be beaten, and that if they wanted to win more games they would have to fight for them. They did fight, and they did win. The following Saturday, October 10, they journeyed to Tacoma to play the strong Pacific Lutheran team. It was a tough game, with the Gladia­ tors holding the Teachers scoreless in the first three quarters of the game. In the final ten minutes of. play the Teachers pushed over two touchdowns, the final score being 13 to 0. Then came the great Homecoming game with Idaho Frosh on October 17. The crowd went wild when Valda- son, playing right halfback for Ellens­ burg, returned a punt 60 yards be­ hind perfect interference to start the scoring. They played good, hard, clean football to finally down the Frosh 26 to 0. This game was the outstanding feature of a perfect homecoming. Sanders was the bright light in the Aberdeen Junior Qollege game played here on October 23. He plunged over Continued on page 3) W. A. A, KID PARTY TO BS HELD IN GYM (Continued on page four) Who's Who TEACHER AND PUPIL TO PRESENT DANCE NOTICE If you "want to' become -famous, don't forget to draw a poster for the All-College play, THE IMPOR­ TANCE OF BEING EARNEST. See Miss O'Leary or John Stehman for details. Also don't forget there is going to be a big prize given for the best poster submitted. You might be the lucky one. Get your fingers and brain to working and get one an before December 1. Miss Dorothy George and Miss A! ma Bloch wall present a program of dances for the Ladies' Study club of the city Friday afternoon, November is. : • Miss George will interpret the mus­ ical compositions "May ' Night," and "Dark Eyes," and the poem "Moon Polly" which will bt read by Miss Margaret Coffin. Miss George and Miss Bloch will present together "siJhofcttes" and a group of rhythms without music. Miss Bloch will demonstrate the basic technique of dancing which wall in­ clude walking, running. ILENE DRENNAN Seemingly Irish girls are popular: on this campus, and if they're as sweet j as liene they should be popular. In Walla Walla she is known for her ability in athletics and mathematics. At dear old Wa-Hi she was president of the Mathematics club, member of the Glee club, member of the student legislature, secretary of the girls' council, as well as active in athletics, liens is a girl who quitely and effic­ iently finds time to do her part for W. S. N. S. She is in our hall of fame because: She is president of Kappa Pi. She is recording secretary of the W. A. A. She is social commissioner . of Kamola hall. She. was .a member of 'the Glee club. . ' i" She was a proctor in Kamola. And especially because: ! She is dependable, capable, enthus­ iastic,, and a good sport. Get acquain- siripping, | ^ jjene. the, pride of Kamola {Continued on page four) J HalL LEWIS ARGANO Although "Tony" wasn't with us last year, he returned to the campus this fall to complete his third year and wap welcomed home by hpth students and faculty. High School seems to be a far away past to Mr. Argano, but we found out that he took part in every dramatic product­ ion that was given during his four years at Renton high. Moreover, he was an athlete of no mean calibre— he was the only freshman to win four /etters his first year. He was pres- idnt of the A. S. B., president of the sophomore class, and was a repre­ sentative of the A. S. B.. His first two years at W. S. N. S. were als-o busy ones. He deserves special mention because: He was vice-president of the A, S. B. - v vHe was president of the Little Art Theatre Guild. He was vice-president of the Hero- doteans. He has an important ro/e in the all- Kchool dramatic production. He was secretary-treasurer of the Men's Residence. And especially because: He is cheerful, industrious, friendly, and happy. Say "Hello" to Tony—: you'll like him. ** Time: November 15th to 21st. Place: Second floor of the Library. If You Are Interested In: The latest books for children Foreign picture books Stories our grandmothers read Books every teacher should know Timely illustrated classics Juvenile and adult books suitable for Christmas gifts— Come to the Book Week Display one of he following days: Sunday, November loth, 8 to 10 p. m. Preview for faculty members. Monday, November 16th, 8 to 9 a. m. Miss Mary Simpson's childrens literature class. Miss Olive Tjossem will speak on "Illustrators of Chil­ dren's Books." Tuesday, November 17th, 3 to 5. Student Day. Wednesday, November 18th, 3 to 5. Members of the Edison school Parent Teachers Association. Miss Tjossem will speak and Edison school children will review their favorite books. Thursday, November 19th, 3 to 5 Teachers of the Ellensburg Public schools and Lourdes Academy. Also, School days! school days! Girls don your rompers and be a kid once more. The W.A.AJs holding a kid party Sat­ urday night in the new gym and every girl is invited, whether she is a mem­ ber or not. If you've always wanted to be a lit­ tle boy, here's your chance. Sneaking ^ of boys, the Men's Residence is giving a smoker the same night so it's a* night at home for any girl who does­ n't want to be a kid. The first part of the evening Is to be spent in dancing with mixers, tags, circles and so forth thrown* in to make things livelier. Later on in the evening games and relays will be the4 form of entertainment. Refreshments will be served unlike anything you've eaten since you car­ ried it to school in a sack. During the (Continued on page four) ENTIRE STUDENT BODY AT RALLY On Thursday evening the Normal school held one of the most enthus­ iastic and zest inspiring rallies in its history. Much credit is due students who helped to build the huge bonfire. Following dinner Thusday ni^ht the 3ook Week assembly sponsored by the • crowd began to gather at the practise children's literature class, presented j field across from the gymnasium, in the Training School auditorium I Suddenly they stopped coming. Then at 10 a. m., followed by the formal j our resourceful yeli kings decided that opening of the Training school library we should have a serpentine around 21st, Friday, November student day. Saturday, November 21, Exhibit open to the public. to to The Freshman Mixer f -y j the buldings to draw the crowd out of (retirement. Did it work? I sould say 5 j it did. Every student who could pos- | sibly be there was there. j We went back to the field and the * line was twice as' long as when we started. Don't talk like there is no school spirit here. This was the first By all indications the Freshman j time there was any inducement for Mixer will be the best in years. The j them to show "their spirit. committees are working hard to make The fire was lighted and the pro- the whole affair a big success. j gram started with the singing of the It will be for freshmen only, in or- alma mater. Then came speeches by d?r that they become acquainted- j Mr. Nicholson, Mr. Reese, Mr. Lind- And what a party it vail be—with 158 j ouist, \x-al McKay, Mr. Hinch, and rollicking, fun-making Frosh! Every Frosh out to the mixer. There will be dancing and refreshments. Date: November 20. Time: From 8 to 11 o'clock. Place Kamola Hali. The chairmen ox the committees riT* 'Aft*' iF'nt/.ri'oirt. • Gm* V » A Viiv i J 4 * *• ** A — •» v v « m-*m members of each team. i If you think that there was no j spirit there Thursday - night, you must j have been deaf dumb, and blind. For , proof I offer the inspiring speeches at 1 the rally, the turnout at the game, and : also the results -of the game. There jmiug *ju viic \ m]L2h"t hziVS hQ€Tl Spirit OT the EiOTB ment, Beatrice Preble refreshments, j might possibly have been different. Florence Sterling. The clean-up com- i Sfny there be many more such ral- mittee will be all volunteers after the t lies in the future! They are worth mixer. | while.
• , • " " " ' ' 1 • • •».. y- - . ' *" • *: •-- •••: .-: V .,Vr. '-v:: THE CAMPUS CRIER Campus Crier Entered as second class matter 'at the post office at Ellensburg, Washington Alumni, Three Quarters, $1.00 y Telephone Advertising and News to Main 84 • - TnpTTT. 1 : ~ : : . e Published Weekly by the Associated Student Body of .• . The Washington State Normal School. . • - ' ' - ' ^ • ''' •' - , ' . ' • •* MEMBER INTERCOLLEGIATE PRESS , ——— -— : Editor A.......v....^....u....:.........i..^.L:.!..„..Max 'Berger Assistant Editor J .........c..:.... :„..........^.i...i„......„.. .....i..John Stehman Sport Editors..:... .....Robert Colwell, Alma Bloch Assistant Sport Editor.....": ........I....'... ...'.,........... :....Ernest Ames Editorials : ....'.........Leland Jackson, Lee Strahorn Copy Editor •......'..'.v...... Roswell Harding Feature Editor.... .... ..L............„................. Willard Rublin Proof Readers..... ..........„.„v..y y„..„...v.:.....^..Emma Darter, Julia Marsh Reporters—Paul Soil, Carolyn Prince, Georgia Drver, Dick Bird, James Lentz. ' ' • :' • , Faculty Adviser .Mr. Hinch Business Manager : „..A1 Gerritz SPELLING AND PUNCTUATION IN THE CAMPUS CRIER Some explanation is needed regarding the spelling and punctua­ tion in The Campus Crier. Indirectly and in some few cases di rectly the staff hears that our paper is too full of mechanical blunders. I have no hesitation in saying there will always be er­ rors. Our purpose of course is to have as few as possible. So far this quarter we have been under the handicap of having our paper printed while the press has been unsettled or moving to its new building opposite the post office. And much of our stuff gets in very late and must be handled hurriedly. There are eight students assigned to the class, six of these being freshmen. This is not an excuse, it is an explanation. All other work on the paper is volun­ tary, and on the whole it is good work, for which I here wish to thank these willing volunteers. Our proofreaders are just begin­ ners and they do their best, but of course their work is not with­ out error. It is impossible for me to proofread even half of it. There is not time. And then finally the proofreading does not al­ ways result in the proper change being made. All this let me say again is explanation, not excuse or justifica­ tion. All who are working on the paper wish it to be as free from error as possible- For myself I wish to say that our paper will pass muster with most papers or newspapers. Many of the things some people think are blunders are not blunders at all. I propose in the school paper to set the same standard of English that I set in English I. I try to show my students the latest and therefore the best ways of spelling and punctuating. The following spellings are standard dictionary spellings and better than older ways: tho altho thru thruout thoro thoroly practise exercize criti­ cize theater meager meter some one every one any one traveler traveling and many others. We do not permit such spellings as the following because they are not phonetic, logical, or dictionary authorized: thot bot brot nite and other words like them- All handbooks are agreed that the proper way to punctuate a series, whether of words, phrases, or clauses, is right as I have punctuated in this sentence. Punctuation is an aid given by the .writer to the reader for the purpose of helping the reader quickly and accurately to get the meaning. In short sentences and ieven in many places in long ones there is no need to follow all the so-called rules of punctuation. Provided the meaning is easy to see, less punctuation is much better than over-punctuation*. —N. E. HINCH. am taking boxing lessons from Kid Sockum Bahgum, who is the flee weight champ of this school and al­ ready I have a wonderful lamp which I won in boxing and I can see to go home at night now since I got the lamp how is popr^a coming along with his gin route and how is sister gettng along, with her black mailing I have not found any safes around here but just as soon as I do I will let you know your loving son Keith Brown. * * * * Is he a crook ? Yes, he makes safes unsafe for safety's sake. * * * * Well, well, well! Hello, big boy, whaddya know? Nothin'—yuh don't' hafta know anythin' to go to Normal. * * * * She: Oh, dear, you simply slay me! He: Well, I otta I worked two years for Scarface Al. * * ic * ZOWIE!! And didja see Miss Coffin at the Barn Dance? i * + * * The Great Mustapha Fatima Era Chesterfield Returns Again!! Dear Mustapha Chesterfield: Holy cow! My grades are sure bum, rotton lousy. What is the cause?—Lilftle Swede. Dear Little Swede: Your question is, beyond all doubt, harderinell to an­ swer. However, I referred your letter to Mr. Holmes, and . he advised me thus: Your grades ire still okeh— nothing to 'worry about yet—as every, thing s going through. a depression now, the grades have felt the crisis for the first time on the Pacific Coast. You may expect them to pick up any­ time now, as wheat is now selling for about .67 and 1-4 cents per sack. * * * * Dear Fat: I feel mean, so mean that I would laugh if caught twisting a pretzel's nec-k. Now, I want to lick somebody whom can you suggsst I reach for?—Butch Cozza. Dear Machine Gun Butch: Reach for neither A. Guggenbickler instead of a Swede. $ * * $ In order to celebrate the National Day of Scotland right, all the Scotch­ men get tight. * * $ * •qump 3php[ aood noA auo siqq. uo a iq p.noX mSrioi^ i * * * * Minister (getting warm): If all the preachers died, whex*e would you all I Communism WILLARD RUBLIN Say, it's about time someone around here woka up and had the gym locked nights. At present there are no locks anywhere, except probably on the coach's office while the- street dooi's are never locked. Indeed, Plotner con­ fessed to me there are no keys for the gym. Many times I have gone in there to see somebody using the telephone who has no business in there also by some smart guys, who do not go to Normal. Maybe we had better put in a pay telephone and get at least something for our money. At other times I have seen town kids using the floor for a skating rink, each trying to see how much farther he can slide and all admiring the scratches and grooves and gouges scraped into the floor by hobnails. Ain't the gym a wonderful place to congregate ? Once I went into the shower room -for the purpose of taking a shower • and found the place under the safe and expert care of THREE FIRST CLASS HOBOES. They were all calmly taking baths, as if the place w£re a free 'bath house. Well, so far since the gym has been built, it has but—HOW LONG WILL IT CON­ TINUE? Dick Bird, who •writes a column al­ so, in this paper, is trying to put a stop to having outsiders use our gym for an apartment house, skating rink, bath house, and club house so am I. HOW ABOUT YOU? • * * • Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy! Wotta time we had! Wotta time we had at the Barn Dance! I stll gotta headache. You shoulda been there, Pal! *• * * « Here lies Otta B. Shot, He was shot for being half sihot. » * • * A Tragedy In Three Acts Act 1—(Scene, any class room around here, about two seconds be­ fore class time.) Teacher: Now, children prepare for a test, one hundred and seventy-five questions. Husky voice: Huh? A test! Gawd! And I ain't cracked a book this year! (Time out—curtain) During the intermission, the or- j chestra should play any piece which has a lullaby twang to it—you know— dreamy and soft.) Act II—(Scene, same class room one hour and a half later.) •Husky voice: Pssst! Say, pard, ain't this a heluva French test? Pard: Say, dumb bunny, this ain't a French test, it's a Spanish test! (Time out—curtain) The orchestra, if you want to call it that, will now. play a sad, sad, piece. Yes, We Have No Bananas. Act III—(Scene, two hours later, curtain rises very slowly, and in the distance, one can hear low moaning, weeping, and whaling.) Teacher: And those two guys both shot themselves, right in the middle of this Psychology quizz! I can't im­ agine it! (What? The teacher alive after that test? This, then, is the tragedy! Ah! Me!) About this time the curtain goes down as one hears the rapid fire of a machine, gun, the teacher screams, and some fowl mouthed meany bawls out: "I gotcha, yuh && $$ ** Whee! All IS well that ENDS WELL. * * » * Dear Mamma: I got here to Normal safety and I .want to thank you for the candy you sent me but my roomie ate it all up so send me some more for hecks sake I THRU THE CAMPUS WINDIOW We unanimously extend congrat­ ulations to "RED" SCOTT and MICKY LEONARDO for their marked improvements in yell lead­ ing. Now that the Campus Window has been officially opened we will focus the spotlight. MAX BERGER would make a good ballyhoo king for a circus from the way he en­ couraged the crowd at the BARN DANCE. Even MR. HINCH was dressed as a farnv.u'. And, did you notice the other members of the faculty who entered into the spirit of the dance. Three cheers for the faculty. Anyway, we did not know there were so many hayseeds ai'ound the Campus. LEOLA BULL was seen at the dance, alone. We were rather worried' at first until we learned that WARREN MOR­ GAN had'suddenly gecome ill and was confined to his bed. No wonder ^JACKSON prefers the Colonial theater. If we could get in free we would'go too. Incidentally, JACK­ SON works for that privilege. HAROLD WERNEX walking with LYDIA RUUD! Page MARY EL­ LIS. Some one has notcied that WENDELL PRATER is having a case on WINNIFRED MORTON. Or is it her case? We wonder. KOBERNAUT is acquiring a habit of whistling for DRENNAN to go to town with him. Boys and girls together—. LEE STRAHORN has been away for a few days—an emergency call to Wenatchee. We all feel your loss JULIA "PER­ RY." HOTSKO was seen in the li­ brary, apparently deeply absorbed in a textbook. Speaking of the li­ brary, FRANK METCALFE usual­ ly occupies the chair next to MAR- JORIE DYER. Very good taste, says us. MARION BARR, HERB FREEMAN, and "DOT" DUNCAN were seen sitting on the grass near Sue Lombard. We have seen these three indivduals at other MICKEY LEONARDO was over- tmes. Beware the pointing finger, heard asking VIENO JOHNSON what to do when one of his pupils sticks a bean up his nose. Hit him on the head, MICKEY. We arc sorry, Peeping Toms the shades • are down. "I say, old man, how are you any­ way?" he questioned our poor little innocent lad. "Mighty fine looking that—." He pointed toward the sky­ scraper. "Yep, its a gosh-awful high un, 'bout the whoppinist un 've saw yet," said our laddy, being drawn further and further into this mean man's evil clutches. "I own that building—do yoil know that you are talking to the owner of that scrdper, the highest in the world?" leered the black hearted scoundrel. "Gosh dang it, no! Say, mister, do you own that? I reckons as to how yer a big man hereabouts." "I am a trifle broke now, and friend, I tell you what I will do ... . I'll sell you part interest in that build­ ing for twenty-five dollars!" (Oh, the dirty bum! The black hearted son of a . . ah, ah, ah. Why, isnt he an old meany tho?—to clutch our fair young innocent hero and steal his money tho?) But listen : : : : : "Gosh dang it, mister, I reckons as to I was wishin' I could buy part of it but I already bought half of the Chrysler buildin' down the street a little ways yonder." (Oh, the crazy fool! The poor goo- fey farmer lad! Ah! The folly of youth!) * * $ * If all the mother-in-laws were laid end to end, they would reach frtim here to—guess where? • * * £ Harry S. Eiwood r . THE PRESCRIPTION DRUGGIST 4 0.. W. J. MASILAN'S CONFECTIONERY 115 East Fourth St. Sandwiches - Lunches - Ice Cream - Tobaccos i Vendome Hotel { | REASONABLE RATES | | PHONE MAIN 43 | QiiiiiiMiiiiiiitiititfiiiiiiiMMimiHtiiiiimmiimiiimnii 0 nfp We Hi, Pal, Wotcha doing? Yup, licked Cheny 7 to 6, and was it a swell game??!! You sure otta have seen the way Guggie smeared Ban- non. Well, so long, Pal, I'm going to "Methods" now and play poker with Ingham. go Soused hell. voice: To hell, mister, to • * * * Time: Any time place, any place characters: two John Lombardites. Sez the first one: I'm through with women! They all give me a pain in the neck! They're all the same too. By heck, I won't be seen going with any of them again. Parrots, the second: I'm through with women! They all give me a pain in the neck! They're all the same, too. By heck, I won't be seen going with any of them again. Hey, lookie, pal! Who do you spose the new blonde is ? Gosh, ain't she swell looking, wonder whats her telephone number! Time: Any time three dayB later place: the bone yard characters: One ex-John Lombardite in the petrified state. * * * * Mary- had a little fleecc— It's snow was white as ram. And everywhere that Mary'went, He followed her. HOT DAM! * * * * He's a rising young man, is Cecil For- tier. Cecil Fortier? Why? Haven't* you heard—he sells yeast. * * * * Warden: Hey, youse! Watcha doin with that rasp ? Convict: I beg your pardon, sir, but I am merely scraping paint off this window bar. * # * * Don't get me wrong—this one was NOT HEARD IN ELLENSBURG: First: Say, whose that soused guy over there? Second: Dontcha know? That's the dean of the college. Mr. Beck (in Geography): Now, class, for tomorrow: Start with Hops and go to Halifax. « * 3 A Bed Time Story Apparently he was a hick from the country on his first visit to the sinful and large city, for altho he was dress­ ed, he wore bright yellow socks, thick cowhide shoes, a suit, pressed by the weight of a bale of bay, with a checkerboard design, the pants end­ ing six inches below his knees. At each step he took, he gazed aloft, mouth open, eyes the size of dinner plates gasping every now and then. In one hand was a carpet bag of uncertain .age, with the corner of a sock sticking out clasped in his other mitt was an old umbrella, the size and texture of a present day beach umbrella. With the picture of this goof in mind, we shall now start the dirty work. THE DIRTY WORK, I SAY!!! Behind him followed a man—yes, a man! Small of stature, dark of face, with a evil looking cookie duster un­ der his nose, this man followed our hero. The man was a crook and he reminded me of Roswell Harding, Finally our hero came to an extra large and high building, rising up and up into the clouds. What a sight! What a sight to tell mamma and papa back home. By ths time the dirty crook caughtt up with Oscar: Qtniiiin, | Typewriters \ I ALL MAKES } | SALES - RENTALS - REPAIRS | | Special Student Rental Rates | | Elleiisburg Typewriter | ! 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••• . . % , t . ,,..... s . , t _ ":: :-'"\":'sV -, .-.: " .- -.---v 'v^^vv ' • • •" I',.-'- .*:'- '•••'•: : ' '• \ .' •-• ." ' ? :-v,• 1' •• '' "»••• v- .. •• • -4 • • • • . :V,. .v, • - •• • • • .• • •• *:- 1 - \ -'•. _ .. • • ' • v THE CAMPUS CRIER Men Women WILDCATS TAKE 1st INTER-STATE GAME SPORT DOPE BIRD r Wildcat Pepper * » *. m Red Reese Going Traping * * * * Nick Is Happy * * * * "Mighty" Fortier Has Team . * * * # Basketball1 Turnout Next Week * * * * Crimson W Initiation * * * * Gym Still Unlocked J Congratulations! Last week-end was a perfect example of Wildcat PEP­ PER. Every one is talking of the co- operaton that was had at the rally and the football game. And what a ball game! It could have never been won without the student support back of the fellows who played. They cer­ tainly upset the applecart, those Wildcas did, and we are proud of you all. Six years is a long time to hold a championship. Still we are the smallest of the' normals, but we are the mightiest. That isn't conceit. Six years of proof stand behind that state­ ment. * * * * Cheney is still lying in wait for us and they are sure to come back big­ ger and better. "Red" Reese, the Cheney coach is going trapping next fall and* he is very much interest ed in catching a crimson and black Wildcat. It is said that Red has a fine collection but needs this pai-ticular species to make it complete. Much credit is due to our coaches, Lindquist and Nicholson. Swede is a smart line coach altho he does talk quite rough, he has a great deal of football for those who stay under his guidance. Learn to know him better for he is a fine fellow. I saw Nick after the game and that smile of satisfaction wajs beaming from ear to ear. Why not? He has worked hard. Swede's and Nick's hardest job was to put the fellows football conscious. They did, and for another year we are Tri-ormal cham­ pions. * * * * Intramural basketball is being or­ ganized. The janitors, a team that is composed of the broom pushers, are quite confident of sweeping off the championship. Off-Campus men are gathering a team that is surely going to Jbe a. hard bunch to beat. The Mighty Fortier is compiling an- aggregation that is liable to throw a monkey wrench into the machinery, feud that is about to make its initial feud that is about to make its iniial bow will depend entirely upon the diligent training and form used. } " . 1 . . * • If no other football games are schuled for this season basketball turnout officially opens its '31-'32 pro­ gram next week. Several games for Sure have been arranged in the south for the holiday trip. The fellows that make the squad this year are going .to know their "hooping" or else they won't have a look in. From the line­ up of things there are in this school some boys that know the game from A to Z. Stll there are going to be fellows that will turn out who are unheard of as far as baskeball is con­ cerned and make a strong hid for a • position on the squad. Therefore I should .like to sajT that there will not be any chinches for any body. 1200 WITNESS FINAL GAME Exley, Clougti, Paulson, Johan- nas, Sutphin, Furnish Scores Over 1,200 townspeople and students braved the cold wind to" see the El- lensburg Normal Wildcats run ram­ pant over the La Grande, Oregon,Nor­ mal eleven on the Rodeo Field, Arm­ istice Day as the main feature of the celebration sponsored by the American Legion. The Wildcats not only out- scored the Oregon Normal but out­ played them in every phase of the game. The heavy Ellensburg line rip­ ped constant gaps in the lighter line thru which Fuller, Exley, Paulson, Sanders, and the other Ellensburg backs made constant gains. While on the other hand Faus was the only La Grande back that managed to pena- trate the Ellensburg forward wall in the first quarter—then only one yard gained. Th!e hard tackling of Moguls It gives me much satisfaction to think of Crimson W initiation cere­ monies that will take place shortly. Boy! oh, boy! oh, boy! # * * * The gym has not been locked yet. Fm not going to say any more. I sug­ gest the editor give it editorial space. It will be worth more. Better still if our A. S. B. president, Felix King, speaks to the authorities in charge. this week-end we shall be missing a number of folks from our midst. The absence will be due to the U. of W. homecoming when they will play W. S. C. The football game will be the peak of the festivities. The boys will be going at it hammer and tongs at two o'clock Saturday afternoon. The two teams are pretty evenly matched and will make a great battle. If W. S. C. opens up with their unique passing attack and it functions properly they will, I believe, defeat the University of Washington. Exay I take tins upjroriuniiy to con­ gratulate the Press Club on their Barn Dance, it was a wow! The best dance I've seen here at school! was Guggenbickler, McLaughlin, and Irby were largely responsible for the failure of the oposing backs to advance the pigskin.. Oregon resorted to a passing attack early in the game, but managed to camplete only four out of 14 attempts to gain thru the air. One pass, a long spiral, barely missed being a score for La Grande. La. Grande gained a total of 40 yards from the line of scrimage on passes. Ellensburg at­ tempted 7 passes and comleted one, a beautiful pass which netted 30 yards. Both teams suffered intercepted passes twice. On punts the La Grande kicker held the advantage by averaging a little over 40 yards to the boot while Ellensburg gained only 35 yards on the average. LaGrande kicked 16 times to the 13 for Ellensburg. On punt re­ turns Cleek, La Grande halfback, got away for two runs of 20 aind 25 yards. This, however was offset by McKay, Ellensburg speed merchant, and Fuller heaviest ground gainer of the day, re­ turning the pigskin 30 and 15 yards, respectively. Speaking of ground gain­ ing, Fuller carried the ball 13 times for a total of 103 yards from the line of scrimage, or an average of almost 8 yards each attempt. Fuller, how ever, was not the only Wildcat that made yardage. Exley smashed his way for 89 yards on line bucks. Every time he carried the ball he hit the line with such a terrific force that •it could be heard in the grandstand. Paulson gave the pigskin 6 rides for a total of 87 yards gained while Sand­ ers accounted for 54 yards and Mc­ Kay had to be content with 11, making a total of 349 yards gained by the El­ lensburg backs on scrimage plays. La Grande netted only 56 yards on scrimage plays during the entire game. On first downs Ellensburg made a tot­ al of 15 while La Grande accounted for 4. At no tilne did the Oregon school threaten the Wildcats goal line. Only orice did they managed to drive the pigskin within the 20 yard marker This was in the fourth canto when the Oregon team b"c~n tc look like a real football rp.Hchir.c.', and ran off 3 first downs in sucession to be held for downs on the 15 yard line. Ellensburg scored first early in the first quarter with Clough crossing the line on a buck.' Sutphin kicked the point. Again at the beginning of the second period Exley plowed his way over for an­ other touchdown and the score stood 13-0. Johannas then added one more and the half end?d 14-0. Not until the dying seconds of the third quarter did Ellensburg again score. This time it was again Eley that crossed the final I«]minun»imiiiminiim»»iiiniiiiiinniiniimii»mini»ii|it By Stehman On one early morning sometime during a certain year, Clifford Exley played a dirty trick on the stork by coming into the world via the milk wagon. This was way back up at Colville and little Ex, always a mod­ est chap, drank his morning meal ab­ sently tolerating the rousing cheers of a few night owls as he was escorted to his cradle. Environment and heritage marked Ex as a pig grower. He was always interested in pigs, any kind of pigs, big pigs, fat pigs, white pigs, or guinea pigs. But alas, education got hold of him and he was f orced to enter school. At the age" of six he was dili­ gently toiling aWay at his A B C's, but like everything else he comes up against, he conquered them after sev­ eral years of misery. Hard tasks are the things Exley likes. That is why he entered high school. As a freshman he was found and he wasn't ever green. In fact he was decidedly in the pink. He played football, basketball, and track. His fourth year in High school was a de­ cided success. He became A. S. B. president. But this cannot be held INSPIRED TEAM BEATS CHENEY Hard Fighting Wildcats Up- / set Dope In Champion­ ship Game A large and enthusiastic crowd wit­ nessed the sixth consecutive tri-nor- mal football championship come to rest in Ellensburg Friday as the Wild­ cats eased out a 7 to 6 victory over the Cheney savages. Altho the Wild­ cats were doped to lose by a large score, the superior work of Valdason, Sutton, Fuller, McLauglin, Decker, and McKay turned almost certain defeat into victory. The failure of the Cheney plays to function may be laid to the great de­ fensive work of Guggenbickler, who played his best game "of the season. Irby and Lindquist also played a su­ perior type of football. In the opening minutes of the game Cheney threatened to score when they intercepted an Ellensburg pass. Their threat was stopped, however, when a pass over the goal line was incom- against him, as all great men are soon ! plete. Ellensburg opened the second gathered into the arms of politics, quarter with an offensive drive which Ex thought this was all right because it was the first time he had been in any one's arms besides his mother's and the arms of the law. He then entered W. S. C., but they were too tame for him over there. He migrated to Ellensburg where he soon made a name for himself. Just ask any girl who has the sweetest smile on the Campus and she will say, "Why, Ex of course." If that isn't making a name for himself, I'd like to know what is. Ex says, "I attribute my success and so-called wave of athletic prowess to a clean life, for one thing, and for my early training at Colville for an­ other. When I am graduated from Ellensburg, I expect to get a job coaching football at some good school I also expect to give the young gener­ ation in my school the same early training that I enjoyed as a small boy. HAVE YOU A LITTLE EXLEY IN YOUR HOME? WILDCATS *• E„ (Continued from page one.) the line twice in the final minuts of play to bring the final score, -32, to 0, to Ellensburg. The next game, October 31, was with Bellingham. The men were ready to spoil the Vikings' homecom­ ing and they did, to the tune of 7 to 0. As Cheney beat Bellingham 40 to 0 our small score did not look so good. Maybe it was Nicholson's strategy at work. Who knows ? Despite the large score made by the Savages against Bellingham, the Wildcats were out*for a win, and they got it. That WAS a game. Seven to six isn't such a score, but we sure have to hand it to Johannas for his wonderful kicking that made the ex­ tra point possible. Things like that make football the game that it is. No' one knows what the final score will be until the last whistle blows. In the last game of the year the Wildcats trounced Oregon Normal of La Grande 27 to 0. It was a wow of a game with Exley leading in the scoring, and Johannas' educated toe doing the kciki.ng for points after toulhdowns. The total number of points scored against the opposition is 122 as against 32 for the opponents. All w neeed now is a game, and a win, from Monmouth Normal, Oregon, to win the inter-state Normal school strip with the ball under his arm. Jo-' championship. I hannas failed to convert. The score stood 20-0. In the final canto Paulson pluged the line for a fourth touchdown and Johannas converted makrig the final score 27-0. Ellensburg suffered a less of 50 yards on penalties while La Grande got off with a 10 yard set­ back. The proceeds of the game went to the American Legion who sponsored the game. The Lineups Ellensburg La Grande Decker R. E Halverson Crosby R. T Hedgens Ir - —... R. G. Irwin-c Lindquist C Oesterling Sutphin JJJ. G. Hoyt Gugenbickler. ..L. T Parker McLaughlin. L. E piass Clough ,Q. B Cleek Fuller. L. H Roe Sander X H Pearson E-ley ,, F. B Moss Practically all of the subs of both squads saw action during the game. What a team, what a team, and what coaches to make the team pos­ sible. We are proud of them, and justly so for any school could be •proud of a team like ours. JOE CIESLIK IMPROVED According to all reports from the infirmary Joe Cieslak, star end on the football team, is well on the road to recovery. Joe wth his quiet amiable manner has been missed by his num­ erous friends and fellow teammates about ^he Campus and on the practise field since his confinement to the in­ firmary two weeks ago. The cause of Joe's illness is as yet undetermined by his doctors, but it is now thought that he contracted a case of measles before leaving for the Bel­ lingham game. Joe was very sick the first week of his confinement, but now that he is well on the road to recovery he finds the hours growing longer and longer- Go in and visit Joe sometime soon. He'd ap,x" c"r»te t. netted ,them thieir touchcfewn. The trusty toe of 'Johannas kicked the win­ ning goal. Cheney made their lone score on a beautiful pass which cli­ maxed a 70 yard sustained drive led by Peterson their pile-driving full­ back. The gamg opened with Stannard, the Cheney center, kicking to Fuller on the goal line where he was downed. Ellensburg tried a trick pass, but Fuller was forced to throw while off balance and Gavin intercepted and was stopped on the 20 yard marker. On the first play Gavin was hit hard for no gain. Peterson then slid off tackle for three yards. Peterson passed over the goal line to Thomas who failed to make the catch. Ellensburg then took •possession of the ball on their 20 yard line.and failed to gain on two plays. Sutton then kicked to the Cheney 48 yard line. McNew made 6 yards on the first play but lost two on the second attempt. Peterson then carried the ball to Ellensburg's 42-yard line for'a first down. After Peterson made two yards on the next play Gavin fumbled a poorly executed pass and McLaughlin recovered for Ellensburg on the 35 yard line. . The ball exchanged hands several times before Fuller intercepted a long pass and ran to the Cheney 42 yard line before he was downed.. Fuller then made another ward on a line buck and McKay added three more and Sutton got away for a beautiful 14 yard sprint and a first down on the! 27 yard line. Fuller then added an­ other yard as the quarter ended with the ball in the possession of Ellens­ burg o nthe Cheney* 26 yard line. Second Quarter The quarter opened) with Fuller dashing 11 yards for a first down. McKa'y clipped off 9 yards more and Sutton plunged to the 4 yard mark for another first down. On the next play Sutton smashed his way to th? 6 inch mark. Fuller then leaped over for a touchdown. Johannas then replaced McLaughlin and convert id t he extra point. Sutton's kick-off re .led over the goal line and Cheney took the ball on their own 20 yard marker. Peterson j | was forced to kick on the second play j | and Fuller down the ball. Sutton then j B attempted to kick, but the punt was § blocked and Cheney downed it on Ellensburg's 32 yard line. Lindquist nailed Gavin for a two yard loss after the first play. Peterson then marched the ball 12 yards for a first down on the 22 yard marker. Ellensburg man­ aged to stop the advance on her 18 yard line and took possession of the ball on downs at that point. Paulson punted 42 yards to Bardwell who re­ turned it 11 yards. Cheney was then heldj for two downs and Pfeteuson kicked to the 10 yard line. Paulson punted back to the center of the field and the Cheney safety returned it 10 yards.' Peterson then made two and .Cheney got a 5 yard penality for off­ side. A pass Gavin to Petersoti netted 7 yards and Peterson made two on a line buck. Ellensburg then sent in Linden for Sutton, Sanders for McKay and Kimball for Guggenbckler. The half ended as Ellensburg netted 8 yards on a pass, Paulson to Valdason. Third Quarter Stannard kicked off to Fuller who returned 22 yards. Fuller added 9 yards on the opening play and Sutton reeled off 7 more for another first down. McKay then made 7 and Sutton was held for no gain. A bad pass from a loss of 1 yard. Sutton was then forced to punt a high one which net­ ted Ellensburg only 12 yards. Gavin was thrown for a two yard loss on the first play and Bardwell failed to gain on the second. A pass from McNew to Bardwell netted 8 yards and Peterson punted outside. Fuller fumbled on the first play but McKay recoved and got 6 yards before he was ^stopped. Ellensburg was penalized 15 yards for holding and McNew made 5 yards around left end. Gavin then made a yard but was hit hard by . Guggenbickler. Peterson then tried a quick low kick which netted .Cheney a little over 5 yards. Valdason recovered and returned 3. Ellensburg was held for no gain and Linden made the best kick of the game which was downed on the Cheney 17 yard line. Peterson gained 7 yards and Gavin added 8 more for a first down as the quarter ended. Fourth Quarter Cheney faijied to gain on tltree drives into the line and Peterson kick- * ed to the Ellensburg 31 yard line. A poor pass from center caused Linden to lose 8 yards, and he was forced to kick on the next play. McNew ran 15 yards for a first down after which he added 2 more and Peterson made 3 and another 7 for another first down. Ellensburg line then* held for three down and a pass was incomplete wheh gave Ellensburg the ball on their own 18 yafe-d line. Ellensburg failed to gain and a punt gave the ball to Cheney on their own 48 yard line. Peterson smashed the line for a first down. He then made 2, 7, and 3 yards for another first down. Peter­ son then continued his drive by adding 3 more yards after which McNew gained one more arid McNew then passed to Beeson who scored a touch­ down. Peterson tried unsuccessfully to buck the line for the extra point. Altho only a few seconds were left to play,, the inspired Cheney team started another drive which was halted by the gun as Gavin .dashed twelve yards as the last effort to take the longstanding championship' for the! hands of the Wildcats^ Beeson R.E. Decker Hodge R.T Gugenbickler Bannon.. ^R.G Irby Dyer c Lindquist Stannard X.G. Sutphin Roundy.. L.T. Cr6sby Jones L.E ..McLoughlin Thomas Q.B Va3dason McNew. R.H. .McKay Gavin L.H .Sutton Peterson F.B Fuller Referee, Schactler. Umpire, Koenig. Substitutions for Cheney: Bardwell for Thomas, Gibson for Bardwell, Hampton for Hadge, Bardwell for Gibson, Thomas for Bardwell, Gib­ son for Bannon. 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Club Activities THE CAMPUS CRIER Herodoteans Assembly On Tuesday, November the 10th, the History club assembled in Miss Cof­ fin's apartment in Kamola Hall, the mmeeting being social rather than given over to business. . Russell Jones announced a History club dinner, to be enjoyed in the din­ ing hall on the evening of November 24th, and also appointed a committee, consisting of Ernest Bailey, Muriel fcarlson, and Cecil Fortier to mak the necessary arrangements. Miss Cof­ fin graciously offered to provide re­ freshments for the occasion. Following this, the social commit tee introduced games, which were thoroly enjoyed by the group. Miss Coffin very interestingly told of a trip to Austria, and of Vienna, in particular, and explained pictures, by way of illustration. Durng this time, those present partook of apples and cookies. For . the benefit of the new mem­ bers Miss Coffin stated a riddle, to the effect that a clerk in a San Fran­ cisco hotel killed a Chinese lady guest, and was acquitted by a jury. (Those "who know the answer please refrain from disclosing it to the uninformed.) ( The meeting adjourned after a songfest, led by Lawrence Wanichek at the piano. * • # * Kamola House Meeting Kamola Hall held a short house- nieeting Monday night with Helen Miley, president, pi'esiding. Miss Burhson talked to the girls on dining hall conduct and urged their coopera­ tion in the serving. A report on the proctor system was given by Lillian Hovde, head proctor. She emphasized the consideration of people in the dormitory and asked the girls to conform to the house rules as closely as possible. Fire drill was announced for Tues­ day noon and instructions were given the girls for getting out of the build­ ing quickly and easily. ent-day and anticipated problems, our civilization may collapse." He warned that: "The schools must meet new forces which may week us unless they are intelligently regulated and em­ ployed. How can education stand still when society itselft is changing under our very eyes?" WHAT PRICE LONGEVITY? * * * * Men's Residence At a meeting of the Men's Glee club Wednesday night, the following officers were elected for the newly or­ ganized club: Charles Scotf , presi­ dent Warren Morgan, vice president Keino Randall, secretary-treasure*, oohn Stehman, social coiVnnissionei, ind Joe Loring, sergeant-at-arm* President Scott appointed a com­ mittee to draw up a constitution, as this is the first time the club has been organized/ Plans are being made to pyt on a musicale, the returns of which will go to buy sweaters for the men in the club. It is also planned to prepare a program to be presented over radio station KOMO in Seattle. Regular meetings of the club are Monday and Thursday evening at 7:00 o'clock, and Tuesday and Wednesday at noon. Among the many significant state­ ments made by the late Thomas A. Edison was: "The more mental appa­ ratus is worked, the longer will the normal person live. Retiring from an active mental life is a dangerous thing." One fears for the longevity of college' students if Mr. Edison right. is IS COLLEGE SPIRIT HOKUM? THINGS WE SHOULD KNOW (Continued from page one.) peace consciousness. American teach­ ers must develop a personal responsi­ bility in the children under them. The assembly closed with the sing­ ing of the Star Spangled Banner. W. A. A. (Continued from page one.) refreshments there will be an enter­ taining program o£ song and dance numbers with a short skit presented also. Marian Carpenter, W. A. A. social commissioner, is general chairman. She is ably assisted by Miss Dorothy Dean, faculty adviser, Marjorie Chau- doin, Olene Johnson, and Lillian Hovde. TEACHER AND PUPIL (Continued from page one.) swing, polka, waltz, leap, lift and turn, back movements, sliding, big arm movements, lifting up and down, '"Fanfare" and "On the Lake." Miss George will also present "Dark Eyes," a scarf dance, and interpreta­ tions of poetry read by Miss Coffin at the Women's League meeting Thursday afternoon. Miss Bernice Taylor will accompany Miss George And Miss Bloch on the piano. CONCERT WELL (Continued from page one.) the audience was one of the most ap­ preciative groups he had ever played 'before, taking into consideration that both college students and townspeo­ ple were well represented. RHYTHM CHOSEN (Continued from page one.) liarns, publications Irene Babcock, or- gahiaztions Max Berger, dramatics Bin Lentz, athletes Perry Marsh, women's athletics Joan Cobbstt, mu­ sic Reino Randall, photography. Georgia Driver and Carolyn Prince, proof readers. COMMITTEES (Continued from page one.) • The following committees have been 'appointed and the cooperation of all Is urged. Invitations: Alice van Leuven, chairman Peggy McMasters, Florence Sterling, Erja Lonngren, Katherine Smyser, Nellie Williams, Muriel Carl­ son. •'Programs: Pilomena Lenska, chair- mah Ruth McDonald, Virginia Gee- han, Dorothy Duncan, Ardis Accles, Virginia Martin, Eleanor Bausano, Geraldine Kutting. 'Decoration: Jean Goodnough, chair­ man PoUy Brown, Anne Chiotti, Alice Angst, Oleta Clayton, Lillian Hovde, Berni-ce Tozer, Waneta Lentz, Frances Norcfiing . Ellen Lnkens, Carol Albert, Elsie Karvonnen, \Tera Franklin, Vieno Johnson, Dorothy Waits. . Refreshments: Ruth ' Hores'hel, chairman Mary Ellis, KaMerih"? Al­ der,. Shirley Edwards, Charlotte-|)es- Vo'igne, Louise Turner, Marjorie viLe Blanc. 'j . Publicity: Ruth Jolly, chairman, Georgia Driver, Jean Crim, Midge Stipp, and Kathryn Tjossem. Entertainment: Julia Marsh, chair­ man Marian Carpenter, Olene John­ son, and Vivianne Post. Checking: Winnifred Morton, chair­ man, Laura Lehtinen, and Mary Jane Shoudy. Clean-up: Dorothy McClelland, chaia-man, committee to be chosen later. Will all committees please watch the bulletin boards for announcements of meetings. MEN'S CLUB (Continued from page one) Ernie Bailey, chairman of the st&g party committee, was called on to give a report of the progress made by his committee. It Ktfas found that plans for the party were near com­ pletion. However, such matters as get­ ting playing cards, refreshments, and chairs for the occasion were discuss­ ed. No other business was brought up, and the meeting adjourned. After the meeting Assistant Coach Lindquist explained the rules of. the intramural,basketball league. The cap­ tains turned in the names of their teams and the contestants playing for them. Dean-Charles M. McConn of Lehigh University recently told the faculty and student body of Brown University that: "College spirit and loyalty stuff is pure and simple hokum " The Dean ^attacked the theory that extra-curric­ ular activities are more important for the training of characte'r than studies and that athletes are more loyal to their colleges than scholars. "Ath­ letes," he said, "go out^for teams pri­ marily because of a desire for public­ ity and personal ambition. HORACE GREELEY AND SELF- PRESERVATION {•JllllttlllllMttlllllltltlllllltlltllMlllinlllllllllllMlMIIIIIIIIIII'Q BOSTIC'S I DRUG STORE j Corner Fourth and Pearl Streets | PHONE MAIN 73 f [ifltllltlllllMllllllllllHtitltllllMUllHIItillMMinHMIHitntMtQ Qiliiiiiiiimiiiltiitjiijiiifiiijiiiiiiiiiiiiitiiiiiiiiiiriiiiitiiiimiggi | NELSE LUNSTRUM . j j Paint — Wall Paper | | Automobile Glass Replaced | = i 5 '(f uiff f iitiiiMiiiiin,iitm,Mimttinim, until urn, iMii„itf3 0 Horace Greeley, one of the founders ,of the Republican party in- 1854, and one of the \irlier prominent American journalists, and politicians, is credited with the long famous saying: "Go west, young man." If he could have t lived to know this great west of ours ,today, he would be just as enthusias­ tic, if not more so, than in the early 19th century. I've often wondered tho, if"Horace Greeley was really sincere in giving .his advise to the young man to go west or was it because he found his own way being hampered by a too rapid increase of population in his own section of the country and, so, tq eliminate surplus competition he evol- ved the bright idea of sending that competition into the vast open west. Even tho that should be he true so­ lution of the statement, he deserves all he more credit for being smart enough to safeguard his rights. Self- preservation is the first law of man. —R. N. H. Qmiu, i,hi tmiimiim itim Miniminn, mm kit,, mmm mil'fp | EUensburg Theatre ] I Weekly Program f I '^^NovTn^^ I § BIGGEST PICTURE OF THE I I YEAR I I "TRADER HORN" 1 § with HARRY CAREY and i I EDWINA BOOTH | 1 ^NWTism^^ j EASIEST WAY j | with Anitar Page and Robert \ | Montgomery and Adolph Menjou § £ /^VVVV^V^VVVV^^^V^VVVVS • I NOV. 17 and 18 ' | ! "MEN CALL IT ! | LOVE" j : Adolph Menjou and Leila Hyams § ! Coming i I "SPIRIT OF NOTRE I ! , DAME" I | A GREAT FOOTBALL STORY | QiiiitaiiiiimiiiiiiiimiiimiimiiitiiiisiiiiiiiiiiiiiiDiiiiiiiiii}^ DEPARTMENT STORE EUensburg, Washington ON THE TRAIN OF THOUGHT By R. N. HARDING As each year is added to our age we gain a clearer vision of the future. As time rushes by there is stretched out before us a great panorama of what is past and present. It is not that we are urged to look forward to the grave but as we grow older our prob­ lems become more definite, and the world demands greater compensation for the life that has been given to us. * * * # Business hours are not for idle con­ versation nor should the office be used as a rendezvous for friends. * •» * * A man and woman can have no greater ambition than to be the found­ ers of a home in which there is only happiness and contentment. * * * * The laws of nature are exacting and he who trangressss is lost. * -* * * Humility The greatest lesson in life for a man to learn is humility to feel his insig­ nificance in the universe of God and man. The greater he becomes the more humility he should feel. NO "SPECIALISTS' FROSH FOR Columbia University undergradu­ ates have recently voiced their griev­ ance over the practise of handing over the freshman and sophomore classes to young instructors with "specialized interests." The critics hold that the underclassmen need the stimulus of older and experienced teachers more than the guidance of young specialists in a single fi?ld. This criticism brings to light the value of the new plans for teacher training in which the stu­ dent is given a well balanced training, including actual laboratory experience as well as classroom work. It also shows the timeliness of 'the new tu­ torial sytsems and house plans fast becoming popular in this country. .CHANGE IN EDUCATION CIVILI­ ZATION'S HOPE "0 I The National Bank of | of EUensburg | We Welcme Student Accounts = EUensburg - Washington! HELLO EVERYBODY jj The place to get that satisfied shoe | shine is at FRED'S PLACE, nextf to High Line Cafe. Main 2071 OTTO D. FALTUS Super Service Station Now is the Proper Time to have Wniter Grease and Oil Put in your car, and also Radiator Anti-Freeze in your Radiator. 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