BEST WISHES FOR AN ENJOYABLE THANKSGIVING WASHINGTON STATE NORMAL SCHOOL £}tiiiitiiiiiiiii,, (p | Patronize Our Advertizers— i | They Patronize Us | 13 '""iiiiiiiiiiiiniiiiniiiniiniinniiiiHnnninniiiiimniinnuiiiiiiHiP] Campus C ner QJiiiiniitminimimtimiiniiminithiiniitinitiitiiiii nun tut ma in ittti Q I Remember Cock Robin Comes | I December 16 f |aj iiiiiitiitiiiiiiiiiiiittiiiiitiiiiiiifiiiiivtitiiitittaiiiiiiiimiiitmiiiiittiti[«j VOL. NO. 6 ELLENSBURG, WASHINGTON, THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 24, 1932 No. 7 ^•Jiiiitittiiiiiiii iiiiitiitiiiitiintiiiiiiiiiitiiiiiiiii El ! YESTERDAY I ! TODAY and ! j TOMORROW j qQmmiliummminniniiiin iiimiHiiiiiiiimtiE3 BY RUBE THANKSGIVING DAY —o— IMy turkey, 'tis of thee, Sweet bird of cranberry. Of thee I sing! 1 love thy neck and wings, •Back, legs, and other things. I love they good stuffings, On, luscious boid! —o— With that as the theme song for the column, I will get under way upon an­ other jaunt into typographical errors, commas, misspelled words, and dang­ ling participles all of which go to make up the English language as she is spoken. —o— Yes, another Thanksgiving Day rolls around. But yesterday, it steemed as tho last year's was here and that af­ fair in which Ray Treichel was con­ cerned happened—remember ? —o— -- Ray, it se'emed, was on the coast special that afternoon before the Day, anyway, the train met a landslide over on the other side of the mountains and would be delayed for two hours. The kids were getting hungry, so Ray set out to hike about two miles down "the mountain and buy some food at a "highway camp' grocery. The train jpulled out ten' minutes after -Mr. Treichel left. —o— How he climbed back up the moun­ tain, found the train gone, hiked back down again, and caught a ride to his Tiome town, Everett, we will never "know—truly, it can be only surpass­ ed in story and feat, by the great Rowan, who, you will remember, car- lied the message to Garcia! —o— - Thanksgiving days, in /the past, were. chalked up on the calendar to celebrate a day in which to give thanks, for what was yours, to the powers' that be. One day each year wouldbe set aside ' to observe that day the bird the pilgrims 'chose was the turkey, the recognized emblem of That Day now. Just when the cran­ berries, stuffing, pumpkin pie, etc. etc, made th'eir appearace, I cannot say— they probably just appeared some time or other down thru the years. TURKEY DAY GAME IS CANCELLED BECAUSE OF INSUFFICIENT GUARANTEE Oregon Normal Refuses Offer of Percentage of. Gate Receipts Monmouth Normal of Oregon has refused to meet the Wildcats tomor­ row- in Yakima as was previously scheduled, and the 1932 Wildcat foot­ ball season is over with Nicholson's men getting three victories, two loss- er, and one tie, and the strongest claim on the Tri-Normal champion­ ship. The game which was to be played in Yakima tomorrow would have de­ cided the Normal championship of the three Pacific coast states as Mon­ mouth is undefeated by any Normal team as was Ellensiburg. Monmouth gave as their reason for cancelling the game insufficient guarantee. The Yakima American Legion, who were to sponsor the game, offered the Oregon school a percentage of, the gate receipts, but the officials of the Oregon school-thought this too great a risk as the expense of bringing a team to Yakima would be great, and they wanted a flat guarantee. With this ai'rangement the American Le­ gion felt that they could not make any money amd the calling off of the game was the result. And so, you can see, tfhat the day was spent in eating and giving thanks maybe you had a houseful of guests with you to celebrate it, but be­ fore or after the dinner, you all got down on your knees and prayed. Nowadays, entirely different, if I •might say so. We all tog up and go to a football game or listen to one on the radio. Wonderful things, these footbetll games on Thanksgiving days —they can't be beat. " And after the /game, the winning'side gives thanks they won, with a few rousing cheers, and topping it off by getting good and drunk. —o— • While the side that looses gives a ifew cheers to celebrate the fact that they" did not get beaten any harder get drunk to forget their sorrows and woes and thus put an end to then 'Thanksgiving day." A great day! EDUCATION MUST KEEP PACE WITH OTHER PROGRESS Children In The Grades Need Training In Social Prob­ lems^ the Day COCK ROBIN TO BE HUMOROUS MYSTERY PLAY Play Written By Prominent Authors Who Have Many Successes A WORD OF APPRECIATION I wish to take this opportunity to thank the Faculty and Students of W. S. N. S. for the splendid co­ operation and consideration which they have shown me during my stay here. It has been a great privilege and a pleasure to work with you and it is with consider­ able regret that I take my leave. I §hall always carry with me pleas­ ant memories of my associations with you. HARRY WEIMER. Then, in the evening, we go to a show, and leave ma home to wash j three or four sinks full of dirty dish- J €s. Or we all pitch in and help her We have a good old fashioned talk fest (like Munson hall is noted for) afterwards, and retire with severe and agonizing pains generating in our di­ gestive tract. Oouuwahh! The relief vodvill presented at the Junior High school last Friday even­ ing, was one of the best vodvils ever "before presented in this town. To the general chairman, Mr. Joe Trainor, goes all the thanks, too for in that characteristic Trainor ftyle, every­ thing went off smoothly and in record time. —o— Delving into some of Mr. Trainor's past history, I will tell you that he has had some of this producing and theatrical experience before. He used to be a piano banger on . a road show "but left the outfit after it owed him nine months wages. —o— Those of us Who saw this last vod- il, - and took part in it, and those of us who saw the one a year ago, and took part in that too, can 'tell you how much better the 1932 one was. In, the one a year ago, remember how agonizingly long and drawn out it ' was ? Remember the hat "stunt" and how] putrid it was? Gawd! s —°— Np sir. To our Joe Tramor goes - -j (Continued on page Four) .How can education keep pace with the swift social changes in the spheres of science and industry? was the question discussed by Professor Smyser in the Monday evening lec-j ture for this week. j The ever more rapid changes in in-, dustry and economics do not call for j much more rapid development than has been taking place in recent years. if education is not to lag dangerously j behind the changing structure of so-' ciety To keep pace with changes in' other spheres, education needs to give new meaning to old material, to give new information, new' thought pat- j terns, new tool concepts and new modes of cooperation even tho it re­ tains the traditional subjects of in­ struction, said the speaker. These things can be added to the present curriculum without adding new subjects or giving additional time to the social studies 'by giving new social meaning to old material as in the case of the story of King Midas and the Golden Touch. Children can be given new heroes who represent their work or personalities the pecu­ liar social needs and values of our time. Briand, Taylor, Gandhi, Leo­ nardo of Pisa, Lagore, Ocho, Kagawa, are the names of some of the men whose creative work and personalities have a social value for the world of today and tomorrow out of all pro­ portion to the present refutation of these men even among intelligent stu­ dents. Children may be taught by the time they reach high school to read the news, distinguishing objective facts from mere opinion according to the experiences of teachers in our train­ ing school. If this training should be given in our high schools for a decade it would transform the politics of this country. The social sciences can not be taught effectively thru the mere social studies. Arithmetic in the grades can be made a* far more im­ portant social study than political sci­ ence in the college—if we will learn to utilize the opportunities it offers. History that confines its interests to the traditional lines of political devel­ opment can not function in a techno­ logical world in which Nineteenth cen­ tury political methods have already become a dangerous handicap. His­ tory's scope must be at least as broad as the effective environment of the individual therefore it mu?t bp reallv world-wide in its scope even for chil­ dren and not confine itself to the one line of Greek, Roman, Western Eu­ ropean, American culture. People are already involved and will he far­ ther involved in the problems of China, India, and Japan. Current eents must develop into a real disci­ pline of current history one of the ' (Continued on page Four) We wonder if the students who will be in the audience of the all-school play, COCK ROBIN, realize the'mer- its of the authors. When a repre­ sentative playwright takes his pen in hand. to write a play we have every, reason to expect an interesting re­ sult. But when two of America's foremost authors decide to join 'hands and collaborate we fell justified in saying that the height of entertain­ ment will be reached It is for this reason that the school should be proud of the choice made for the :produc- tios, which is the joint work of Philip Barry and Elmer Rice. Both Mr. Barry and Mrs. Rice have long and distinguished lists of plays to their credit, such as TOMORROW AND-TOMORROW, HOLIDAY, PAR­ IS BOUND, HOTEL UNIVERSE, WHITE WINGS, STREET SCENE, ON TRIAL, THE ADDING MA­ CHINE, and the two .recent New York successes, COUNSELOR AT LAW, by Elmer Rice, and ANIMAL KINGDOM, by Philip Barry. Guth­ rie McClintic saw its possibilities for production, and in 1928 presented it in New York as one of the successful- plays of the year. It may be inter­ esting to know that Mi', McClintic, was educated in Seattle, and is the husband of Katherine Cornell. COCK ROBIN has been presented since then in man colleges and little theaters, and last year was put on at Harvard. IN COCK ROBIN the authors have struck off into a new field, that of the mystery melodrama, heavily sea­ soned with comedy. Thrills of ex­ citement, judiciously interspersed with gales of laughter, pervade the drama, J. BROOKS ATKINSON, in the New York Times, stated that the play "di­ vides its attention rather evenly be­ tween humor and melodrama. The en­ tertainment is novel and attractive." The demand for mystery plays seems to be perennial. One would imagine that the subject matter for such plays should be exhausted long ago, but the fertile brain of the American play­ wright seems to be forever concocting new stories to be woven into plays until a new peak is reached where mystery is added to mystery and COCK ROBIN is the result. The play is baffling in the nth degree—thrill­ ing, colorful, and humorous. The set­ ting is unique and picturesque and the play affords abundant opportunity for the cast to exhibit their special tal­ ents. When the curtain rises on COCK ROBIN, we guarantee that every one present is in for a night of genuine, highclass enjoymest—December 16, at 8 00 o'clock in the Junior High school auditorium. HERODOTEANS HOLD BANQUET AT N. Y. TUESDAY NIGHT As a very appropriate climax be­ fore the Thanksgiving holidays, the History club gave a delightful dinner for its members Tuesday evening. The affair was held at the New York Cafe beginning at six o'clock that evening. Making the evening a very enjoy­ able one,' each member of the club gave a very interesting talk on the subject of his own home town. As this was a topic which they knew about and in which they, of course, were quite interested, they proved en­ tertaining in every way. As an add- d features, one of the newly elected members, Joe Kakleen, who has spent some time in Alaska, gave a very good talk on that country. About twenty-five of the students belonging to this club attended. The affair was enjoyed so much that sev­ eral people remarked that they would regret, to see it end so soon. As their guests t'he History Club had Mr. and Mrs. Fish and Mr. and Mrs. Barto. Mr. Herbert Fish is the adviser for the Herodoteans. The rest of the evening was spent in table-talk and enjoying the dinner. It might be well to say that much of the credit for its success was due to the efficiency arid well-planning of the officers, of whom Geralding Rut­ ting is 'president, Elna Vickerman, vice president, and John Danubio, sec­ retary-treasurer. MUNSON HALL AND OFF-CAMPUS BOYS TO SEPARATE AT END OF QUARTER ART STUDENTS GIVE PROGRAM Audience Casts Ballot For Fa­ vorite Picture Shown By Artists COMMUNITY SHOW WELL RECEIVED FRIDAY EVENING Miss George Presented Out­ standing Dance Group GIRLS HAVE GOOD TIME SATURDAY AT W. A. A. KID PARTY The W. A. A. Kid Party was a huge success if noise is any indication of a good time. The girls turned out very well, and almost every one appeared In costume. The first couple that we saw as we entered was Miss Dean and Miss George. All that we can Fsy for Miss Dean is "Where did you get that hat?" Miss George, with her hair ribbon and teddy bear looked like some fond mamma's pride and joy. A very black Lily White turned out to be Martha Buhl. Laura Lehtinen very demure in pink organdy and with a doll practically as big as she, had an outstanding costume. Algernon Per- cival Cadawallader Hopkins, alias Florence Williams, was a freckled- faced-spectacled' youngster who acted like a cross between Georgie Bassett and Peck's Bad Boy. Baby Alder, ac­ companied by her two uncles, Jolly and Chaudoin completely captured her audience. First on the program was dancing, with Vera Regan at the piano. Then we played relay games that were rath­ er hard on the knees. When we danc­ ed again Florence Williams played. Just before intermission was the grand march to pick the prize-winning costumes. Laura Lehtnin received the prize for the cutest girl's costume and (Continued on page three) The Community Vodil, presented in the Junior. High school auditorium Friday evening as a Y. M. C. A. bene­ fit, consisted largely of Normal talent. The Ellensburg Symphonians, under the direction of Mr. Pyle, rendered some very effective symphonic ar­ rangements of the late dance hits. Ralph Backs gave some piano solos of his usual high quality, and accom­ panied Camille Steberg as she whist­ led. Miss Dorothy George in a dance ex­ travaganza' was very well received. Her dance was called "Tempo," and was divided into Country Dance, Vien­ nese Waltz, and Modernistic. The country dance was an interpretation of a naive country frolic the Vien­ nese Waltz, a graceful and sophisti­ cated scarf dance and the Modernis­ tic a tap-dance to the provocative "Limehouse Blues." The Junior High school was repre­ sented thru their group under the di­ rection of Miss Ruth Argall in "The Fatal Quest" a- burleque of medieval romance. The Press Club presented "The 58th Mr. Heinz" Willard Rublin wrote and directed the skit. Willard Rublin, Nellie Williams, Robert -Cohvell, Rich­ ard Bird, Florence Bratton, Max Ber- ger, and Albert Rankin appeared in it. Alverson and Lambert appeared in radio ravings and music. Mr. Lam­ bert's rendition of "The Wreck of the '96" was especially popular. Lucille Gregory sang a medley of | blue songs. She was accompanied by j Myrtle Fray at the piano. I "Justice in Jazz" was the final act. ! It was a court room scene with all the acting and speech done in. rhythm. The act was under the direction of Miss Carrie Ann Tucker."* The assembly Tuesday was in charge of the Fine Arts department assisted by students of the depart­ ment. The first part of the program included a talk on "American Paint­ ing," given by Gertrude Comstock, followed by demonstrations of the fundamentals of constructive composi­ tion thru the use of the human fig- triangiilar formation unsymmetrical ures. The arrangements included the balance, the triangle, with symmetri­ cal balance, the circle based upon the old paintings using the Madonna as the central theme, the cross where the lines of the figure form crossed direc­ tions, the opposition of line, portrayed with the line of the figure in opposi­ tion to the horizontal line of the can- delbra. Grace Stockdale explained the structure of each composition point­ ing out the reasons for arrangements and positions. Those who modeled for these were: Marian Ganty, Bernadette Furness, Mary McLennan, Laura Lehtinen, Ag­ nes Martinson, Marian Boardman, and Harriet Gault. The latter part of the program con­ sisted of the display of paintings of northwest artists. Thru the courtesy of the Art Institute of Seattle, eleven paintings were secured from the fall exhibition. The original exhibition numbered 144 compositions in oil and water color selected by a jury. The one which received first award in oil was included among those shown in the assembly. It was "Street" by Kenjiro Nomuro, a Seattle Japanese artist. The following paintings were shown and interpreted with short talks by students: 1—The Sail, by William Harold Smith. 2—Bill Board by Kamekichi Tokita. 3—Hotel St.' Lambert, lie St. Louis by Ambrose Patterson. 4—Landscape by Takuichi Fugu. 5—Street by Kenjiro Nomuro 6—Alaska Mission by Eustace Zieg- ler. 7—Turnpike Pass by Ernest Nor- ling. 8—Still Life by James Grunbarem. 9—Still Life by Walter Isaacs 10—In a Park, Honolulu, by Viola Patterson. Those interpreting the paintings were: Marvin Stevens, Agatha Davis, Marion Ganty, .Fred Thomet, and Mr. jorie Chaudoin. Those at the assem­ bly were permitted to vote a popular ballot for their favorite choice among the group. The results will be made known later. Tuesday evening a reception was given by the Art Club for the faculty members and friends at which time tea and cakes were served, and an op­ portunity given to view the paintings more closely. The club acted as hos­ tess and hostesses for the evening. Beginning Wednesday, November 23, the exhibition will be open to stu­ dents and to the public at no charg? for admission and will last for two weeks. The hours will be 2 to 4 daily except Saturday and Sunday and the place will be room 206 of the admin­ istration building. Action 'Forced By Dean Holmes As An Economic Measure For the Clubs The organization known as the men's, club which embraces both the Munson hall boys and the Off-Campus boys will be only history after the beginning of the winter quarter. This was the verdict handed down by Dean 0. H. Holmes at an impromptu meet­ ing of the men in Munson Hali last Monday evening. Inability to keep solvent was given as the chief reason for the action by Mr. Holmes. For several quarters the organization has been barely able to meet its obligations, and this quarter owing to difficulty in collecting dues for the club it has gone into debt. However, most of this debt will be met by the money which is yet to come for this quarter's uncollected dues. The 'boys in Munson hall will reor­ ganize at the beginning of the win­ ter quarter into a body similar to those now foi-med in Kamola and Sue Lombard halls, while the Off-Campus boys will be given their choice of oi'- ganizing into a body similar to the Off-Campus girls or going unorgani­ zed. The dues will no longer be col7 lected at the time of registration and there will be no fixed date. They will be made in the form of assessments by the clubs as they see fit. The only tangible property owned by the present men's club is the radio in Munson hall It has not yet been decided which group of boys will get it. Neither organization of boys will be under the guidance of the dean unless they incur bills. For some time many of the Off-Cam- pus boys have favored such a move because they have been assessed the same dues as the hall boys who have the most direct benefits from the club. WOMEN MAKING' PROGRAMS FOR ANNUAL BALL' Date of December 10 Is Set for , Snowball To Be Held In Gymnasium MISS SUE LOMBARD RECEIVES LETTER FROM SAILOR LAD DON'T MISS THIS ONE Attend the Gray-Lhevienne concert at the Junior High school auditorium, Friday evening, Dec. 9. It will be one of the outstanding entertainments of the year. Patronize our advertizers.. Who is the most popular girl on the Ellensburg Normal Campus? It has been ascertained by the latest scientific methods that this much en­ vied girl is Miss Sue Lombard. Sure­ ly you know her. She lives on the corner of Walnut and Eighth street. The absolute proof of Sue's popularity lies in the fact that she rates the ma­ rine'mail. Yessir, Miss Lombard was the happy recipient of a letter from a dashing young ^mariner who confided to her his mental, emotional, finan­ cial, physical, and spiritual status. Oh, a confiding lad was' this sailor boy! Miss Sue Lombard intends to reply to his letter with like information. Who knows what may come of that? The sailor lad sent a number of snapshots of himself. And he's a truly comely gentleman. The question now under consideration is: shall Sue Lombard "What makes the sun brighter? What makes my heart lighter?".Well, of course, the sun didn't need much brightening a' few days last week— but there is something contagious that is certainly making inmates of this in­ stitution less like inanimates. It would be foolish, in fact only a green, very green frosh, would do so, to ask what this germ causing inflec­ tion of spirits was with remarks such as these will the air of library, dor­ mitories and wide open spaces—"Get your date yet?" Save me a dance will ya." "How about the twelfth?" "Noth­ ing doing that's moonlight and me and him's going to do it together." The Snow Ball is the affair—the date is the 10, the orchestra is grand—and you're going to be there. A good part of Thanksgiving vaca­ tion is going to be spent by some girls trying to wrangle a new formal out of the "old folks at home," or try­ ing to decide which man to take. Oh, that's a reminder. You boys who aren't yet invited had better start making up to that particular girl. And girls don't hesitate any longer. If you want to take someone—but you're just a little bashful, well take Santa Claus's word for it, he'll be glad to do, he'll jump., at the chance. You know there are only 18 more days before the Snow Ball. Don't miss the "best formal of the year." WOMEN'S LEAGUE AIDS RED CROSS BY SALES SAT. Members of the Women's League did their bit of service for the cause of the Red Cross, by selling member­ ships in the local banks and post of­ fice both Friday and Saturday. Miss Helen Siegel was in charge of the sales force and the girls who aided her were Mildred Howard, Blanche Ledbetter, Florence Williams, Bernice Thompson, Bernice Colwell, Betty Baker, Frances Decker, Florence Decker, Marian Boardman, Harriet Gauit, Florence Carr, Hazel Curie, Marjorie Chaudoin, Beatrice Billeter, Marjorie Faust, and Inez Colwell.
• ' ' ,(• \ • V « *' ' •• • S THE CAMPUS CRIER Z:vr. Hi* Campus Crier as second class matter at the post office at Ellensburg, Washington :£v Published Weekly by the Associated Sutdent Body of The Washing lgton State Normal School :4i: 'SS -s^ Alumni, Thi'ee Quarters, $1.00 V'V.v: h ivv.:• Telephone Advertising and News to Main 84 MEMBER INTERCOLLEGIATE PRESS Give Maw and Paw the Hand They i Deserve This Thanksgiving Day CAMPUS CRIER STAFF . v Adviser '.'.A, Associate Editor.. "Sports Editor Mr. N. E. Hinch E. Cohvell .1'.. -Nellie Williams .......Ernest Ames, Louise Imrie - Roy Weaver v Ray Mellish Business Manager. Asssitant Business Manager- Feature Columns : Willai-d^Rubliri. JDic-k Bird. William Collins Special Features Zita Telban Lost and P\und Department Ethel Telban Editorials Eric De Soer Reporters....Joan Tufts, Florence Bratton, Mary McLennan. Carolyn Prince, Angeline Massouras, Eileen Costello, Byron Roberts, Richard Waldron, John McMinds, Bernice Cohvell, Floyd Hicks, Helen Curie, Suse Champ- lin, Elsie Adolphson, Dorothy White, Louise Brisbin. CRITICISM OF THE CRIER During the last few weeks there has been a noted increase in the number of comments and criticism of the Crier by the stu­ dents. Very little of this criticism comes to the paper directly. We get much of it second hand. If you have anything which you wish to discuss about the paper it will be appreciated by any re­ sponsible member of the staff or by the faculty adviser, Mr. Hinch. This criticism must be constructive and have a definite point. At present the chief objection seems to lie in the fact that the paper is not as well balanced as it might be. For this there are Several reasons, the chief one being that it is the desire of the paper to have as few carry-overs from the front page as possible. We believe that this makes for easier and much more rapid read­ ing. If we were to attempt to issue a perfectly balanced paper un­ der our present system of gathering news we should have to as­ sign a definite length and number of words to every story before it is written. This was tried last spring but did not work satis­ factorily owing to the fact that we have no newswriting class with which to work and that the entire staff of the paper has no regular meetings. Many of the freshmen believe that the column "Yesterday, To­ day, and Tomorrow," by Willard Rublin should not be on the front page. As yet there has been no such criticism from an upperclass- man that has reached the ears of the paper. If you wish the above points to be more fully discussed or have any other constructive criticism please tell it to the editor, asso­ ciate editor, or the faculty adviser, or if you are too timid, please Write it and leave it in the Crier room—A-304. As I stood in the hall the other day, green freshman that I was, my cur­ iosity was aroused by remarks here and there of various students. They were discussing what they were go­ ing to do during the Thanksgiving holidays. "Oh, I'm just going home for Thanksgiving. I wish I were going to do something more exciting," one girl said somewhat apologetically. And then I thought. Don't some of us students take good old Thanks­ giving day a little too much for granted ? Of course, we look for­ ward to the big delicious turkey and everything else that goes with it, but we sometimes forget those others who so kindly make these possible. When we go home for Thanksgiving let's give good old mother and dad a big hand. It has been thru their un­ selfish efforts, in almost every case, that we can enjoy ourselves And edu­ cate ourselves at this Normal school at Ellensburg. After all, that's the main reason we have Thanksgiving day the last Thursday in November each year. "To give thanks for the good things in life and to commem­ orate each good deed during the year, is the proper way to celebrate Thanksgiving," an intelligent student told me. Yes, this is a fine way. When you pack up those grips, oh students, and rush for the train to carry you home for that Thanksgiving dinner, give a good long thought to the home folks. Let's make Thanks­ giving a real day. Then some day, when we become successful teachers, we can treat mom and pop to a bigger Turkey than they'd ever had . Put on a big generous smile and greet Thanksgiving day in a thankful spirit. THANKFUL? OF COURSE! The Democrats can be thankful that Frankie D. got the job. Hoover can be thankful that the fireworks are over as far,as he is concerned. The "wets" can be thankful that they'lll soon be drinking legal­ ized beer. The drys' can be thankful that there is no law compelling them to drink. The coal dealer can be thankful that winter still comes. The grocer can be thankful that we still have to eat to live. Our profs can be thankful that there are still a few individuals left with money enough to go to school. Amos can be thankful that he still has Andy. Our mothers can be thankful that they still have us. Our dads can be thankful that they still have us. Our dads can be thankful that we'll soon be earning our own livings. Oh, yeah! The sick can be thankful that they aren't dead yet. _ dead can be thankful that they didn't live to see the depres­ sion. - - - " —E. D. OBSERVATIONS OF A FROSH Well, here I am again, folks, ready to give you the latest on everything. By request of course. Now, old gray matter, start perking. I can not dis­ appoint my dear readers. —o— I still maintain that our boys in Munson hall should be more polite to the lad serenaders when they call. Yes, even tho tihe hour be late. During the last week I have been very busy receiving the latest dirt from a large number of persons. If I put it all in this column I would have to carry a club with me so that. I could ward off my admirers. Did I say admirers? Say, Red, tell us all about the card trick by Nina Hearts. —o— The boys in Satisfaction Hall cele­ brated the Democrats' victory by go­ ing to church. What next? I went downtown to a photographer's studio and a woman set me on a stool. Then she got back of a black box standing on three legs. The next thing she did was to squeeze a bulb on the end of a piece of hese. Today I went down to get the proofs and now maybe I'm wrong, but they surely look as if they had soured in the camera. Just think of this: A formal dance coming up and the girls doing the in­ viting. There should be a last minute rush with only about 135 -boys to see that v 240 girls get to the dance. When I came to this village I was t told that it hardly ever rained here J Imagine my surprize when we had a ' week of rainy weather and me with- i cli/'Vpr Think, dear peoples. Next Thurs­ day will be the last day on this earth for man a turkey. Woe is me! Woe is me!! etc!! Are you asking me Well, this col­ umn is surely a drain on the source of humanity. People of whom I have never thought come to me and ask why I put something in this column about them in particular. A good scheme would be to get rid of all the twin characters on the Campus. ED miiiMnniiimmiininiiimiuinninunniliiimnimnimFp § FOUR FURNISHED § | HOUSEKEEPING ROOMS | | Heat, Light and Water Included | | For 4 Men or 4 Women, $6.00 per i | month per room. Call Mrs. Hall at I =. Main 627 j QititiimiititHmmiittmmiiiiitiitiiiiimiiiitiititMimttitii Q] DR. R. A. WEAVER 'DENTIST Ramsay Building Main 70 The Campos Window Amazing what things you can see thru the Window these clear days, and moonlight nights! These Frosh are going to ruin their digestions, eating between meals. We see LOUISE BRISBIN and DICK WALDRON at the stage termisal eat­ ing all sorts of unwholesome things. The M. M. M. CLUB of Sue Lombard, Teputed to mean MORE MEN MAM­ MAS is running the FOUR HUN­ DRED some pretty stiff competition. Come on you M. M. M.'s and Four Hundreders, your neck to neck now and there's 24 eligible men left on the Campus. The football squad should take its girl friends along with it. The girls just can't stay true for a week-end even. FLORENCE BRAT­ TON won't tell us who took her to the show Thursday night. That's sup- ' pressing the news, FLORENCE. • DICK BIRD is seen at Sue Lombard more and more frequently lately. 'MARTHA HICKS is the lady in the case. We'll say tJhe crowd at Sue Lombard Friday night was a congen­ ial one. At least the all shook hands three or four times before leaving. CLARENCE THRASHER left the football game Saturday under the pre­ tense of seeing a man about selling a horse. EARL INGHAM did the disaippearing act too.. Was SHIRLEY glad to see you, EARL? Pres. Don Griner has acquired a taste for Off- Campus damsels. Its MILDRED DU- LIC-K now. The football team was tendered a royal welcome on their re­ turn to town Saturday night. PETE BAFFARO got a midnight telephone call, purtpose, one invitation to the Snowball with a KAMOLAITE. ER­ NIE AMES received the same honor. The tall gentleman with the Chev se­ dan, RAY MELLISH had a weak mo­ ment and took MARIAN GANTY, very young and very 'blonde, to the show in Yakima Sunday. A number of our younger s-e't went to see Greta Garbo Sunday night. We're not sure whether it was the thing, for children of their tender age to see. Among the Frosh there were BERNARD MERCER and MARGUERITE HARE. I FLEECE LINED | f ALL-RUBBER | GALOSHES I ANY HEIGHT HEEL | Black or Brown All Sizes I 95c (?) MOSER'S SHOE STORE iimmMMitMiiMiiiMiMiMmMMmiiMmmifiuHMitniumuQ ijpM „„gj | —GO TO— 1 | Ellensburg Hardware I £ | I for Sporting Goods and Athletic | | Equipment—Phone MAIN 185. § IS IT WORTH A YAWN? It' seems as tho the dorm girls are always sleepy. As one glances at them in their classes, they return the look as if it were very a great effort. The answer th'ey tell me is that they didn't have any sleep the night before. What these days. There's the answer, profs, with dorm parties and gossip meet­ ings, they just can't keep wide awake That's why they just don't pay at­ tention and sit in their chairs dozing very contentedly. Yes, there are some who i-eally want to seem bright so they look at the teachers with vacant MOSER'S The Home of Hart Schaffner & Marx Clothing, Hardeman Hats and "Friendly Five" Shoes I Why Pay ]Jfore? STAR CLEANERS MALONE & ALLEN I {•JiiiiiimmtitiiiiiiiiiiiisiiitititiiiiiiitmiusiisnHiititiiiisiiiiQ QiiiiiimininiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimiiiiiiimiiiiiiiiiiiiiimiiiiiimiiQ ! 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Ho hum is the only answer we get. STUDENTS Dad Straight at the Campus Nook Can Supply You With Most Any­ thing OSTRANDER DRUG CO.! YOUR DRUG STORE | If You Can Find It In a Drug Store! WE HAVE IT I . 315 North Pearl St. MAIN 1171 1 1 Electricity | Is Cheap | I In 1 Washington i e E PUGET SOUND POWER & LIGHT QsimtminmitifmiimimtiMmmimiiMMfiittmiiHri f Start Telling Your Friends About— 44 Cock Robin99 (The All-School Play) Friday Evening December 16 TOP O' THE MORNIN' I pass him often in the quiet street— A bonny lad with laughing lips and eyes— And when (he smiles, A dimple in his cheek plays hide and seek. I do not know his name or where he lives. He's just a bit of Irelad wand'ring here To laugh and say: "Top o' the mornin' to ye," when we meet. I think he must be made of all the smiles, All of the happiness, all of the tears Of Ireland's fays, All rolled into one happy Irish boy. He takes away the weight of all my cares And mellows them into rich harmony In laughter set Like some rich jewel in the crown of kings. ' And all the day as thru my books I toil I seem to hear -tihe eeho of his words, I'm always gay, * For it's "Top o' the mornin'" all the day. —Emma Darter. Patronize our advertisers! B" •0 | WRIGHT'S | BARBER SHOP | 109 East Fourth St. f CARTER ! I TRANSFER CO. | : 106 West Fourth Street | f PHONE MAIN 91 { QmimHttiusuaiifMiHiiiiiMuiMmiieMimiiMMesuiiiiMiimiQ Qimhiiimiiimisi f Dr. James H Mundy f | DENTIST j | Ellenfiimrg. Washington \ |01ympiB Block Phone Main 96f fliwiuiiniiiiwmrfmiimmnuiiniiHiuiHiiiHmiHHiini^ | HOLLYWOOD CLEANERS and! |DYERS—"Our Work Can Be Die-} | Distinguished" | | See Randall for Rates : B" "B 0" 'qp | THE I | FARMERS BANK I i Member Federal Reserve System I R = •nn»nniim»mmnMnn»HHmiiinm »Hiinniimmimmiig) 0... THE HUB nr(p i I Florshdm] •: ' ELLENSBURG WASHINGTON :Home of Stetson Hats | Shoes - Michaels Stern Clothing | i Delicious Pastries and Buns for Picnics and Hikes Students Welcome In Our Kitchen UnHod Bakery 313 North Main Street Phone Main 108 NUNKHitnimiiiaimimiM An Unusual Event— THE GREAT VIOLINIST Estelle Gray-Lhevinne APPEARING Friday Evening, Dec. 9th AT THE Junior H. S. Auditorium UNDER THE AUSPICES OF THE Washington State Normal School
(ONDAY MARKS 'ARTOFINTRA- j MURAL B. BALL Mighty Fortier Again Heads a Fast Team In Intramural \ League next Monday afternoon at 4 30 o'clock the wars will rage in : earnest on the maple court in the new I gymnasium—in other words the big guns of tjhe intramural 'basketball' league will !fire away. • All old students in school know what a really serious thing it is to lose one of these games while the Frosh iare yet to learn that the rivalry in this league is greater than that in the- Tri-Normal Conference. 1 The games will start next Monday afternoon, two of which will be played every day. As yet the number of teams in the league is undetermined, but Nicholson expects to have seven or eight fives in the field. This will mean tbat each team will play two or three games a week. Moday night there were three teams already organized. Red Sutton, mem­ ber of last year's Robbins, has a team of his own this year. "Mighty" For­ tier, the boy who staged a glorious comeback last year, will again lie cap­ tain of five stalwart hoopsters. For­ tier doesn't intend to have to stage a comeback this year. He's going after the pennant from the start. Good luck "Fort"—the reason for thi3 little send off is that the author of this ar­ ticle is to play on Fort's team. Pete "Fireman" Baffaro, the boy who for­ sook the hot places, also has a team aiid will be sending balls thick and fast in the direction of the old wire hoop before long. By next week the games will be un­ derway so you fair damses pick your .favorite and pull for them. SOCIAL CALENDAR Friday, Dec. 2—P. T. A. Open House. Saturday, Dec. 3—Crimson "W" Invitation Dance. Friday, Dec. 9—Gray-Lhevinne Musicale. Saturday, Dec. 10—Snow Ball. Monday, Dec. 12—Kindergarten- Primary Bazaar. Friday, Dec. 16—School Play, Cock Robin. Saturday, Jan. 21—Varsity Ball. Sunday, Jan. 22—Poetry Smypos- iums in Kamola. Friday, Jan. 27—Chamberlain's Lecture on Russia. Thursday, March 2—Rupert's Ho­ ward's Lecture and Demonstra- . tion. Friday, March 31—Meremblum Quartet. THE OTHER BIRD'S EYE VIEW By JACK BIRD EUROPEAN STUDY GIVEN STUDENTS AS SCHOLARSHIPS Announcement has recently been, made by the Overseas Educational In­ stitute of Hanover, N. H., of twenty- five full scholarships that it is offer­ ing to desering students for study in France, Germany and Switzerland. A new development in modern edu­ cational organization is revealed in' the program of the Institute a school •which in addition to preparing for junior college and college entrance re­ quirements presents the opportunity of travel and association with Euro­ pean universities and the cultural ad­ vantages to be derived therefrom. The Institute provides its entire year's program of travel and study abroad at a cost approximating an average year at a preparatory school or college, and thru the medium of an experienced faculty offers a high standard of scholarship. The major­ ity of the time abroad is spent be­ tween the study centers of Grenolbe, France, and Bonn, Germany, and the remainder of the time in excursion and residence in other important cen­ ters. A complete social program is spon­ sored by the Institute, as well as a recreational requirement. In addition, Grenoble, in the French Alps, is near some of the great winter sports re­ sorts of Europe. Further information pertaining to the Institute may be procured at the personnel bureau of this schooL Re­ quests for information pertaining to the scholarships should be addressed to the Scholarship Department, Over­ seas Educational Institute, Hanover, N. H. LOST AND FOUND For information concerning lost and found articles see Ethel Telban, post office box 421. GIRLS HAVE GOOD TIME SATURDAY AT i W. A. A. KID PARTY (Continued from page one) Florence Williams received the prize for the boys. During the intermission candied apples were served. Camille Steberg whistled several numbers. She was received enthusiastically. After much deliberation on the part of the judges, Baby Alder and her Uncle Jolly were chosen winners for the prize waltz. Much credit for the success of the affair should go to Ilene Drennin, who was general chairman. Committee heads were as follows: Carol Albert, refreshments Rebecca Pucket, music and Anne Chiotti, games. THE SONG OF THE BIRD I like your song, sweet little bird. And often thru the woods I've heard You singing as I pass that way So gaily singing all the day. And as I've wandered in and out, I've wondered what your song's about, What is this message full of cheer You proudly pipe so loud and clear? Can you .be singing of the trees That sway so gently .'n the breeze? Or is your song about the sky And fleecy clouds that pass you by? Picked up in the library, four photo­ graphs and one pencil box with "'Betty Bowman" marked inside. LOST—Cameo necklace on silver chain. Lost on the morning-of No­ vember 17, in the ladies' dressing room or on the Campus. Finder please return to Miss Florence Bratton. LOST—November 14, probably in the New Ad building, a Sheaffer foun­ tain pen description, gray with red lines running thru it, and "Marga­ ret J. Long" printed on it in gold letters. Finder please return to Miss Long. FOUND—A jack knife in room 309 in the Ad building on the morning of November 14. LOST—Black covered button for dress. Also locker key. Kindly re­ turn to Miss Vera Franklin. LOST—Pair of eye glasses in a black case. Also a locker key. Please return to Miss Loila Schnebly. LOST—White pearl earring, between Kamola hall and new Gym, Novem­ ber 11. Please return to Miss Frances Bailey. LOST—Science I textbook, "Man and His World," -by Bossard, on Friday in the Ad building. Please return to Miss Bernice Thompson or Miss Louise Brisbin. LOST—Copy of Seward's "Hand­ book of English Writing." Finder please return to Stanley Shingler. LOST—On October 28, 1932, a com­ bination fountain pen and pencil with broken clip, .lack and white. Finder please- return to Robert Decker. LOST—A plain black Parker fountain pen, chipped on end. Lost on the morning of November 15. Please return to Miss Carol Albert. LOST—Waterman fountain pen with broken cap. Kindly return to Miss Vivianne Post. LOST—White purse with a Japanese motif, containing $2.50 or $3.00, in the locker room. Please return to Miss Dorothy Davis. MISSING—From locker in New Gym, a 'blue "Swimway" bathing suit with . a senior life saving badge on it. Please return to Elmer Anderson. LOST—Green suede jacket in the locker room on the morning of No­ vember 3. Kindly return to Miss Harriet Gault. LOST—Sheaffer pencil on November 16 in the library or on the Campus. Kindly return to Marylees Clute. LOST—Fountain pen and notebook. Please return to Miss Loris De Vine. LOST—Locker key number 2214. Fin­ der please return to Mies Hazel . ..Skinner or Miss. Bernadette Fur- ness. LOST—Copy of Gehrken's "Funda­ mentals of Music," lost about No­ vember 10. Finder please return to Dean Hartman. LOST—Copy of "Introduction to Col­ lege Chemistry" Holmes, Blue book with red leather binding. Please re­ turn to Miss Joan Cobbett. Happened into the library yesterday morning, and in reading Mr. Hearst's "Crier" find that many of the people who had seats on the New York Stock exchange a few years ago are' now without. But how about some of us who had seats in our trousers a few years ag?? Harley Sutphin knows what that means too—cause it seems that foot­ ball is somewhat of a nip and tuck rip and team game—and size 32 (?) football pants are scarce. (It would­ n't be nice either, to say that Sut was caught with his s down. But just the same he was without, until one of the managers came to his rescue.) CHEERFUL UNDER ALL CONDITIONS—SCOTT AND JACKSON—POLITICIANS And Leland, they found those two men last night! Yeah, the two that voted for Hoover. Most farmers (according to "Champ" Mellish) aren't particular whether a hen sits or sets. What they want to know is that when she cackles does she lay or lie And after looking into the same mirror for 20 years the average girl begins to lose faith in it. MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB- ONE DAY CLIPPED ITS TRESSES AND HAD SUFFICIENT WOOL ON HAND FOR 20 MODERN DRESSES. —O—" But at that the old saying about the modern women not wearing enough clothes to flag a hand car is herewith derailed—yawsuh. For she can still stop a fast male. And we find (just fingered it out) that the reason they made the little finger of the Goddess of Liberty ex­ actly eleven, inches long was that if they had made it twelve are originally planned, it would have been a foot. We have a young Peggy from VANCOUVER Who pulled a peculiar MANEUVER. She sat on Dicks • KNEE. And giggled with GLEE 1 And defied anyone to REMOVE HER. Ben Wagner: "I've brought this pair of trousers to be re-seated. You know, I sit a lot." Earl Ingham: (agent for Star Cleaners—charged adv.) "Thanks, and I hope you brought that last bill to be receipted. You know, I've stood a lot." A GIRL CAN'TM3TOO CAREFUL! "Passach Yewpersky, 111 years old was buried today, and his widow, 109 years old, walked home from the fu­ neral, declining all offers of lifts from her friends who own automobiles." jiiensburg Theater | 1 WEEKLY PROGRAM j THURSDAY, FRIDAY. SATURDAY HUDDLE with Ramon Navarro, Madge Evans. Continuous Show, Thursday, 2:00 until 11 p.m. SUNDAYONLY SOCIETY GIRL jjas. Dunn, Peggy Shannon, Spencer TRACY MONDAY and TUESDAY On the Stage "FASHIONS' AND FOLLIES" Picture Feature Night Court (Taken from a Seattle newspaper.) Also read that in Italy they are mixing wine with the horse feed in many racing stables. Gee, and over here they make wine from that stuff. —o— Is it true that when Miss Dean ask­ ed her class if kissing tended to short­ en one's life, one of our sweet co-eds answered: "No Miss Dean, but it does seem to make it pass more quickly." —Yawsuh. —o— Have a/ good time over the vacation folks—and remember that its often the sap that keeps the family tree alive. QUINCY FLATS IN AUGUST A great dry plain of sand and sage, No green in miles, no sign of life, A mute but plainly printed page Of life's unending strife. A battle waged against the drouth, Year after year, a battle lost. Man's feeble efforts north and south Against stern nature tossed. An empty house, the windows gone, The sand blown thru the open door By winds that ever hurry on, Lay ridged upon the floor. Who built It there, what pioneer. Lured by the dream of fields of grain, Made home upon the desert here And hoped for cooling rain? A sagging barn, an old windmill, v Three lone dead trees against the sky. To show to all who pass it still That living things may die. Their limbs uplifted to implore The clear blue sky for «lrop6 of rain, ^ : I Dr. Wm. Uebelacker | I DENTIST f | Phone Main 194 Olympia fiidg. 1 QiiiiiiiiMmimiiiitmiiiiitaiMiHiiMiimiiiimiuMittHimmQ QiMiiitMitmmiinHHiitmimiMiiaiHmHtmiimiiimimm.Q | OIL PERMANENT WAVES $2.50? | and up Wet Finger Waves 25c | | dried 50c Marcels 50c and 75c I { BOBETTE BEAUTY SHOP | I In Crystal Gardens i 6™" tiitM.iiiiiimMmiir.miiiii».iiiitiittii,iiiiiiiiimi^g •F -f | MASILAN'S CONFECTIONERY | | Radiograms sent anywhere in the! | . world—FREE OF CHARGE | |115 E Fourth St. Ellensburg | J.C.PENNEY CQs That to their dry roots would restore The blessed life again. The fields where once were furrows turned, Where seeds were sown and hope was placed Are now brown weeds by hot winds burned, A lone and barren waste. Perhaps from somewhere far away . A stream of water, flowing clear, Brought by the hand of man, some day Shall make new life appear. Then sage will go, no longer then Will all of Quincy Flats just seem A GRAVEYARD OF LOST HOPES to men But will fulfil their dream. —Ina Davis. MISS GOVE'S PUP We added to our family, No other than a pup. 'We prize him very highly, We wouldn't give him up. Miss Gove is puppy's master, She got him from the farm. We often- step much faster, The puppy means no harm. We had to have a christening, As puppy had no name. If you are good at listening, WANTED— We will gladly exchange Smiles for Frowns. Try our Foods and be convinced. Ledbetter's Fountain Lunch You're sure to hear his fame. It's Puupy, Pup, as Skippy, . Or Skippy Bones some time. We know she is quite happy, That Skippy Gove is Prime. She takes him to her classes, And all the girls admire. We even saw some flashes In last week's Campus Crier. The pup will have a history As great as Rin Tin Tin* Or it will be a mystery Since he is of his kin. —Wilma Donoho. TRAINING SCHOOL SERVES LUNCHES The hot lunch service has begun in the Training school to supplement the cold lunches that the children •bring. Additional financing is sup­ plied thru the Welfare fund of the P.-T. A. One hot dish is furnished each day which costs the children only three cents. This is prepared in the Normal kitchen and is then taken to the training school lunch room. Miss Elizabeth Baker has charge of the lunch service and has commit­ tees of children from the fifth and sixth grades to assist in the serving and other work. Hot lunch is furnish­ ed free to those children who need to have it. s i RAMSAY HARDWARE CO. APEX RADIOS TENNIS SUPPLIES § ROLLER SKATES, ETC. \ 6n»»HHHIIWHIHWHHMW»MmH«MltHi»HH»HWMHmilMI Q —•—"—v tit fTT-rTt-Trrr-mmiintMi^^ GET YOUR KODAK FINISHING SUPPLIK3 at PAUTZKE'S STUDIO I | Miss Coffin spoke to the High ! school girls' league Thursday after- : noon, on the subject of "Simple Cloth- I ing for School Wear." Patronize our Advertisers! a I i (FOUND 43 A permanentf wave that will 1 Satisfy. Finger waves, dried,! 150c wet 25c. Marcels, mani-| |cures haircuts, facials, at I f ANN CHURCHILL'S I | BEAUTY SHOP f f Red 4112 j 11 Balcony Elwood's Drug StoreI WEDNESDAY Fashions and Follies On the Stage "Fashions and Follies" Picture Feature "Almost Married" Matinee Saturdays 2 until 4 p.m. Show Sundays and Holidays 2 till 11 0" •••a b». r •IHWNUIItlQ : of I If you could only show to PBL. -Fill me The National Bank I Ellensburg | We Welcome Student Accounts I 1 EflensbuTK ... Washington! The things thut fill your song with glee, Then as I walk along my way, Perhaps, like you, I'd sing all day. —Ernestine Miller. Read the ads in this issue and pat- f •ronize the advertizers. 0" CASCADE MEAT MARKET 11S East Fourth St Phone Main 103 ilMMIIMMMJMmMMHIOiMI -B f A GOOD PLACE j | FOR THAT | | SPECIAL DINNER j j NEW j ! YORK | I CAFE | | I f METCALFE'S j CASH ! 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_ THE CAMPUS CRIER tlllllltlllllllllttlllllllllllllMiiilltllllltlilltllltlllllllitilliiltlliiiitllllltllllllllllltllMllllllililiMillllllltllllilMllllltltllllllMtlfntlltllllltlllllllKlltl.lMllllllllttllllHIIIIIIItHMIIIIIIMtllllllllllllllllllltMllMIIIIMtltltlfllltlllllllllM Q Men A T H L E T I C S Women 0 ! BIRD'S EYE VIEW ! OF SPORT This coium is being written whilfe the football squad is on the road to Jlympia, where they will tangle with • the St. Martin priests. The outcome of the game would be just a wild •guess, but I do know that it will be a hard struggle. However, when you game with the Lacy aggregation might be the last game of the season, as the game with Monmouth is in the air. The American Legion of Yakima wiil sponsor the classic if it is defin­ itely decided. A win over the Ore­ gon school would mean a three-state championship for the Wildcats. The student body sincerely hope that our football squad will be able to go to Yakima and wind up the season with a contest with Monmouth. Rumors are going around that the Oregon school are demanding too much money for the game. Of course, that is just rumor, but as for the truth of the thing, I don't know. At the end of every sport season it is customary to look back and review the campaign which has just beep finished. First, we must say that thte Wildcats have put in a very success fill season, despite the numerous har- rassing the fellows went thru, the Wildcats have played six games so far winning four, tying one, and los­ ing one game. I would call that quite • reputable record. Nick and Barto have worked hard to make this football sea­ son a worthy one, and they have done just that. . In the past two years, especially during the depression time, football has taken some set backs financially. The question has come up about whether football pays dividends to the football player. In the East some pro­ moters are advocating salaries for the individuals. Bankers all over the country are exploiting these big and Successful teams. The men with money back the outstanding players and the less outstanding men are sup­ ported by fraternities. Fellows that are graduated by big schools and have been talented players are out holding down three thousand-dollar-a-year jobs as htead coach of some smaller colleges. These men who have these jobs have majored in education, me­ chanical science and medicine. I'm not criticizing the individuals who are under such a regime, but I do dis­ approve of the Amateur Athletic As­ sociation letting a situation like this continue. Under the present condi­ tion why not pay the gridder? I 20 MEN REPORT FOR FIRST HOOP TURNOUT MON, Nick Pleased With Material But Says Players Must Work To Make the Team Now that old king football has left the Campus for another year there is plenty of room for the gods of the map'le court to exercise their powers. Coach Nicholson officially opened the varsity turnouts last Monday evening in the new gymnasium by telling the lettermen and newcomers the true facts of the case—that there was plenty of material in school to make a winning combination provided the boys themselves were willing to contribute their share to the team. If they were not willing then the season*, would end as the football season did —with a defeat and possibly the loss of our championship which we have boasted for the last six years. He al­ so made it plain that if some of the "old standbys" didn't show more spirit than they did in football that they would be just "on lookers" before the end of the season. In the matter of training, Nick, left no doubt other than that there would be a far different attitude in regard •to rules which he made than in the past or some more of our so-called stars would be missing, from the squad or staying home. Some very firfe offers of games have been received by the coach but nothing has been definitely settled ex­ cept that the team will meet Gonzaga and the College of Puget Sound in Tacoma, two schools which we did not play last year. Trips are being ar­ ranged to the south and to Canada, altho the definite routes are not yet completed. The home schedule is to far better this year, says Nicholson, and if the boys will play ball in earn­ est we should have a real team with only one man missing from last year's squad. There may be more missing before the season is over and not from their own choice either. CHENEY DEFEATS BELLINGHAM Bellingham, Nov. 20.—(Special)— Cheney Normal defeated Bellingham Normal here yesterday, 7-6. A pass, Peterson to Tilson, scored for Cheney in the first period. Day place kicked the extra point. RANGERS AMASS SCORE OF 20-0 AGAINST CATS Wildcats Were Consistently Out­ played During the Entire Game DECK-TENNIS CONTEST BEING PLAYED THIS WEEK Miss George's eleven o'clock recrea­ tion class which started as a tennis class, has bees playing off a Deck- tennis contest this week. With two players, the game is played using ten- don't want the readers of this column n's ru'es an scoring. The prelimin to think that I am absolutely sold on such a plan, but I do think that it should provide some food for thought. Basketball will probably be ushered into W. S. N. S. officially by next week. The Wildcats are no£ed for their technique in basketball in Ore­ gon and Washington. I guess Cali­ fornia heard about us too, for after we beat Monmouth last year we claim­ ed the coast championship for the three states. This .championship of course holds us to just teacher colleges. The first part of basketball, of • course, is laying the fundamentals of the game, and probably some should be interested in them. First of all 1 must say that basketball is a much more strenuous game than football. The hoopsters are urged to train dili­ gently and as a rule they do. One fellow who I know does train and whose game shows it is Doug Haney. Doug plays stellar position at center and Nick would have a hard job find­ ing someone to fill his shoes. An­ other Wildcat who appears to be an up-and-coming lad is this boy John Hall. Johr. is reputed to be a good basketball p'aye.\ Time will tell, John! E : :e Ames u~ed to have a job up at Thorp every fall pitching pump­ kins into a sack that had a hoop at the top to hold the sack open. Well, Ernie got so efficient at tossing those pumpkins thru the hoop that he would r'.and fifty or sixty yards away and "irc-cre a bullseye everytime. The story goes on that the observing people of Thorp thought it would be a good plan if Ernie would turn out for their bas­ ketball team. Ames did and he went over like a bang. The women fell at his feet and the people of dear old Thorp got up a fund and gave it to Ernie and said, "Ernest, we the peo­ ple of Thorp have raised this money in order that you may continue your education." Ernie took the money and got a haircut, pair of trousers and shoes. Of course, I'm assuming that he had such apparel as underwear, sox and a shirt. Nevertheless, he hit out for the U. of E. and as he does today lie did the first day he caroe here, mooches his rides from the great American public by the usual thumb­ ing process. Ernie reported to Nick that first day and told him with mucn shyness that he was the THORP PLASH. Nick said that if he was a star he could play ball. The boy made good and last year the graduating class gave Ernie a hundred acres which he spent all if his time on this summer planting pumpkin seeds. Folks this ends a true episode of HOW BASKETBALL MEN ARE MADE. ary games as a whole were unevent­ ful, for the winners rolled up rather large scores against their opponests. Benner defeated Alberts 6-3, and early scores were Imrie, Comstock, Massoras defeated White 6-1. Other 6-4 Tozer, Bloch, 6-0. Tozer played Ganty, defeating her 6-4 and then played Imrie, winning that game by a score of 6-2. In the meantime Mas- souras and Pinney played off their match. This was a very interesting contest and was very well played by both girls. Massouras finally won 10 to 8. Benner won the Benner-Mas- souras match 7-5. Benner and Tozer were left to play the championship match. Other members of the class acted as linesmen, score keeper, and umpire. Miss George refereed. The winner was to take 2 sets. Benner took the first set 6-4. It was a hard- played set and showed that the girls are fairly evenly matched. In the second set 4 games have been played, making the score 2-up. The match will be finished on Monday. I do not feel that I can predict the winner, for the girls are both excellent play­ ers. Besner has the advantage at the present moment with one set to her credit, tut I believe that Tozer has as much chance as she of taking the second set. In the case that Tozer takes the second set, it will be a toss -p who will finally win. ENGLISH I CLASS HELD INFORMALLY t IN APARTMENT Deviating from the usual routine of school Miss Coffin had her English one class meet at her apartment last Thursday evening instead of having the usual session. Games necessitating the use of Eng­ lish grammar and composition were played with partners. The students attending thought the novelty a grand way to teach English and hope that Miss Coffin indulges in more such deviations accompanied by lollipops. Prizes were won by Charles Scott, Joan Cobbett, Geraldine Knutting, Don Cram, and Myron Hunt. Sometime in the near future talks will be given to this class by Robert Colwell, on "The School Paper," and by Mr. Smyser, on "The Social Significance of English Composition." Spirit, fight and a bunch of hard- charging, hard-hitrting St. Martin's Rangers defeated the Wildcats Satur­ day afternon at Stevens field in Olm- pia. The score was twenty to noth­ ing and it fully represented the Rang­ ers' superiority over the Wildcats. The Rangers outplayed and outsmarted the Teachers from the opening kickoff till the end of the last quarter. Only once, in the third quarter, did the Nor­ malises spark and bear down to play­ ing football. The rest of the time they were loggy and listless, while the Rangers were full of speed and life, and battered the Wildcats all over the field. It was the worst defeat the Wildcats have suffered in many moons. The hard-charging linemen and the plunging backs of St. Mar­ tins' ripped and roared thru the Nor­ mal team with a steam roller effect. They litei-ally crushed the Wildcats. From the opening kickoff the Rang­ er backs started plunging thru the center of the line and l'unning off tackle and around the end for long gains. They - were deep in Wildcat territory most of the game. Only efr fective kicking by Linden, Clough and Denslow kept the Rangers from scor­ ing more than they did. The first score came late in the *\rst quarter when, after a series of running plays had placed the ball on the Wildcat 20-yard line, a pass, Wheeler to Taylor was completed ov­ er the goal line. Wheeler's place kick went wide. Again in the second quarter, the red shirts crossed the Wildcat goal line. Clark, a halfback, on a spinner thro the center of the line plunged 20 yards for the second score: Again Wheeler's kick was wild. In the third quarter a bad pass from center went over Mercer's head and he was tackled behind his .own goal line for a safety. The last score came in the fourth quarter on another spinner thru the center of the line with Clark carrying the ball thirty yards to a touchdown. Wheeler's kick was blocked. This game completed the Wildcat schedule for the 1932 season. The game with Oregon normal, to have been played in Yakima on Thanksgiv­ ing day, has been canceled because of financial reasons. the American tradition of excluding religion from the school course will need to be modified. The objective study of the ethical and creative deals of various worlds religions is so es­ sential for even an elementary under­ standing of the social forces at work in the modern world that there can hardly be sucK a thing as a really liberal modern education which fails to study and appreciate the thought and work of Confucius, Gautama, Zo­ roaster, the Hebrew prophets, includ­ ing the minor prophet who wrote the book of Jonah. s Dynamic religious concepts were great integrative forces among men long before the steamboat or tele­ graph were invented. An education which keeps pace with the progress of the sciences and the economic world would make pos­ sible 'a progressive development of our political institutions. In some re­ spects, our political institutions show the most serious social lag of all our major social institutions and this lag can hardly be corrected except thru changcs in elementary and secondary education. WEDNESDAY NIGHT DANCES POPULAR » The regular Wednesday evening dance in Sue Lombard drew a larger crowd than usual last week. Vera Re­ gan, who furnished the music, was assisted by Katherine Gynn from Ka- mola. The students are urged to at­ tend the Wednesday night dances. They provide the needed mid-week diversion. YESTERDAY TODAY and TOMORROW MISS SUE LOMBARD RECEIVES BREEZY LETTER FROM SAILOR LAD (Continued from page One) send him a snapshot of herself ? Any one wanting to help Sue decide this momentous question may see her sec­ retary. Patronize our advertizers. fBlniHinitiniiimmiininniiuiiiiiHiiiiiiinHiininnniniin'iBt |G ALVIN'S Super Service) |Operated by ex-Normal Men! Comei I in and get acquainted. We welcome I jj pedestrians. Seiberling Tires §. (Continued from page, one) the credit for the successful presenta­ tions offered last Friday night his quiet, but efficient manner worked wonders. —o— To say the least, we are all agog and a twitter with speculation over our all school play. Cock Robin is the name of it, and we hear that some shooting will be done in that too. Let me think, it comes- off the night of December the 16th, doesn't it? —o— Rupp Weaver has just gone by on the side walk past the window. Come to think about it, I shall do a little Walter Winchelling about that man. Not so long ago, Rupp and I were on the Y. M. C. A. swimming team and made a trip to Wenatchee to meet their team. Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy. —o— As usual, both of us blew our money the first hour we were there. So, that night, we could not buy a room con­ sequently we were told that we could sleep on a billiard table in the bbse ment of the hotel. Was it fun!. The table had about a four inch bed of solid slate, covered with one layer of felt. 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