WASHINGTON STATE NORMAL SCHOOL . .-•• • ^V' ••••vr ?'.V .V v^!- ' • • .- *• ' £5jmimmiiiiiuiiiimiiiimmitiiiiiiiinmiiiiiiii»ifiiiiiiiii«iniiiieiiiiMQ S *2 | Dance Drama Junior I | High May 26 | flllllllHIHIIIIIHIIIl»lllllWlimmi»tlllWTillll111llllllllHllltllHIIHim|il The Campus Crier - .. . . :'::K K I Patronize Our Advertisers | I They Patronize Us § jSj tiniiniiiinm»niiiminiiiinii'..in.niiininiiiiiiiiinilililililliilim|i^ VOL. NO. 6 ELLENSBURG, WASHINGTON, THURSDAY, MAY 17, 1933 No. 25 YESTERDAY Today and Tomorrow —J Yessir, folks, we have a minister on the Campus that preaches plenty but the catch comes: we wonder if he practises what he preaches. If one "were to read C. E. S. editorials (please turn to page 2) he would na­ turally come to the conclusion the writer to be a little golden-haired cu- pid flitting hither and thither drop­ ping little phrases of loving thoughts. • * * * Like Ignoto, I do not know just who this C. E. S. person is, but I rather surmise the individual to be just exactly the character his editor­ ials portray him to be. Good? Of course they are good! They have to he good to be printed in this paper But, C. E. S., why don't you try mak­ ing pin money on the side by sending them in to Sunday school papers? And another thing! This other col­ umn named Fashions and Foibles is Tather abominable, or the life of Pat- Tick Henry. I can't imagine the scope or the ultimate aim of the writer. Week after week, the same names ap­ pear in the column—principally those of the Ellensburg Big Shots. * * * * Clothes and fashions? Oh, yes, oc­ casionally one reads about some new article being sported by some individ­ ual Occasionally? Yes....jHo, hum! But still it is rather boring. * * * * One detriment of this school, boo hoo, is its smallness and by that— the number of studious personages at­ tending. Nothing seems to be priv­ ate—to step out with another femme is to invite the whole school to know it the next day and discuss it—the af­ fair—from all angles, even from the scute angle to the obtuse. * * * * By attending larger institutions— universities and colleges—a person gets away from that sort of thing. Yet in the smaller schools where a person knows every one else one feels more at home and more intimate than being in a larger school and feeling so lost. • * * * 'But getting .back to the subject of scandals: In a way it is rather a hum­ an (trait, isn't it, to converse with an­ other any thing that might be out of the ordinary ? Uh huh. * * • * When we come back to school here next fall to begin our second year, we hope of finding a place provided where our fair co-eds can go to take a quiet smoke. I'm surprised that such a room has been overlooked so far! * * * * A walk up to the wooden trestle or clear over to the Rodeo field or even up on the hill is entirely too'far for the women to go who are dying for a fag, so a special room for the women would seem to me to be quite logical. * • * * A pleasant pastime is a dance with some of "he women who smell strong­ er than a cigarette factory itself. Of course I have no objections to a wom­ an's smoking but there is a limit, and when starting conversation when danc­ ing, and finding a strong halitosis of cigarette odor coming from them— you delicately turn your head side- wise and tactfully break off the con­ versation. The dance over you breathe a high of vast relief. * * * * Oh, if their mammas could only see •them now! * * * * A glance at the social calendar in­ forms us that big things are going to happen from now on to the rest of the quarter. What are they? Seek ye the calendar and read! * * * * And I nearly forgot—we are to get annuals around here some day, aren't •we ? What will they be like ? * * * * Truthfully speaking, I doubt if they ever set the world on fire with origi nality or something different. Yet Potter the editor is reported to ie working had and diligently on this is sue to make it good and we hope he does! If it isn't, shall we not blame the depression? * • * * This is all for this week, folks wait •until next week and I'll hang another lemon on the fish hook. Ho, hum! COMMENCEMENT WEEK SOCIAL CALENDAR CONSIDERABLY CHANGED Fourteen Events To Complete Schedule For Remainder Of Quarter Due to several unavoidable con­ flicts, the calendar has been revised for commencement week as follows: On Saturday, June 3, the All-School Play, "The Queen's Husband," will be given in the Junior High school auditorium.- On Sunday, June 4, at four o'clock the Baccalaureate sermon will be giv­ en in the Normal school auditorium, with the Reverend Dr. Robinson of Yakima as the speaker. On Monday and Tuesday, June 5 and 6, the examinations schedule will be held. On Tuesday evening, June 6, at 8:15 o'clock, in the Normal school au-. ditorium, there will be a Double Piano .Concert featuring Mr. John Hopper and Miss Dorothea Hopper Jackson, which concert is sponsored by the Women's League and is open free of charge to the general public. On Wednesday morning at 10:00 o'clock in the Normal school auditor­ ium, Dr. William Cbleman of Reed College will address the graduates at the commencement exercises. The complete calendar for the re­ mainder of the quarter is as follows: Assembly: Eleanor Hale Southern, Se­ attle cellist, assisted by Miss Da- vies, Mr. Huffman and Mr Pyle, Thursday, May 18. Training school play Day Friday, May 19. Tri-Normal Meet at Bellingham, track golf, tennis, Saturday, May 20. Women's League Party, at 8:00 p. m., in Sue Lombard, 'Saturday, May 20. Assembly: presented by the Freshman class Tuesday, May 23. Spring Concert: presented by the Mu­ sic Department, 8:15, Tues., May 23. Dancing in Sue Lombard: 6:45 p. m. Wednesday, May 24. Dance Drama, at Junior High school auditorium, Friday, May 25. All-School 'Banquet, Open House, and All-School 'Dance sponsored by the Freshman class, Saturday, May 27. All-School Play, 8:15 p. m. at Jr. High auditorium, Saturday, June 3. Baccaulaureate 4:00 o'clock, Normal School Auditorium, Rev. Dr. Robin­ son of Yakima as the speaker, Sun­ day, June 4. Examinations, Monday and Tuesday, June 5 and 6. Commencement, at 10:00 o'clock, in the Normal School Auditorium. Dr. Wm. Coleman will address the gra­ duates, Wednesday, June 7. ALL-SCHOOL PLAY COMING JUNE THIRD The Queen's Husband By Sher­ wood, To Be Presented At Junior High YOUNG PEOPLE'S FELLOW­ SHIP HOLDS FINAL MEETING STUDENTS ENJOY WOMEN'S LEAGUE MATINEE DANCE Hostesses Serve Refreshments To Men at Afternoon Mixer The cast is hard at work on the all- school play, "The Queen's Husband," and seems to be enjoying it so much that we may be assured we. shall have a fine entertainment. The play, writ­ ten by Robert Emmet Sherwood, is a delightful, whimsical comedy, stress­ ing the finer work of individual char­ acterization. In Sherwood's preface to his play we find the following: "A critic, in reviewing the enclosed play, said that its author is "just a great big, overgrown boy, reaching for the moon." I have been kidded by friends in New York for the exuber­ antly youthful enthusiasm that ani­ mated "The Road to Rom?," and "The Queen's Husband," (both plays have been described as "knee pants dra­ ma.") I have a premonition that when my next play, "Marching as to War," is revealed, some one will think to ap­ ply the work "diaper." Nevertheless, it is my firm and un­ shakable belief .that a playwright should be just a great big, overgrown boy, reaching for the moon. The moon is not unattainable. Play­ wrights have reached it in the past they have even brought it down to earth, and pasted it on a backdrop. The moon is never more beautiful than when it is seen shining down on an insecure balcony, in a canvas Verona." The play was written to exploit the extraordinary talents of the famous actor, Roland Young, who took the part of 'the king, and here we have Joe Trainor admiralbly filling the same role. Jeanne Bloch, whose name was omitted from the cast of characters printed last week, is playing the part of one of the ladies-in-waiting. Because of conflicting dates it will be impossible to include "The Queen's Husband" as part of the commence­ ment week program, as was done last year. Instead it will be presented Saturday evening, June 3, in the Jun­ ior High school auditorium. FEES LISTED FOR SUMMER QUARTER 1933 Dormitory Fees Payable Are $59.00 And Off-Campus Fees $15 PRE-REGISTRATION FOR THE SUMMER SESSION ' 1 Students who plan to remain for the summer session and have not had six quarters of Physical Edu­ cation work are asked to see Miss (Dean or Mr. Nicholson for an as­ signment as soon as 'the tentative 'schedule is made out in the Reg­ istrar's office. H. J. WHITNEY, Registrar. At a recent meeting of the girls graduating this June it was form­ ally decided that all girls weai sports clothes in white or ligtu colors. By custom, girls are re- quested to wear hats at Bacca­ laureate but those present decided (not to wear hats at commence­ ment. All graduating girls are ex­ pected to comply with this decision. FINAL MUSIC CONCERT WILL REPRESENTED Music Department Promises To Mantain High Standards Of Performance DANCE DRAMA SCHEDULED FOR FRIDAY, MAY 26 Will Be Held In, Junior High School Auditorium This Year For a variation of their usual mix­ ers, the Women's League members were hostesses at an all-school mati­ nee dance Wednesday afternoon. The afternoon was spent in dancing. During intermission Miss Dorothy George of the dancing department gave a clever tap dance and Miss Margaret Coffin, dean of women, gave a reading. The party ended in a hi­ larious mood with the serving of ice cream sandwiches. Geraldine Rutting, chairman of the standing committee, appointed the committees as follows: Refreshment: Ina navis, chairman Margaret Mus, and Naomi Tucker. Entertainment: Florence Carr, chairman Bernice Colwell and Mar- jorie Faust. Posters: Ethel Telbary chairman Lucille Peterson, and Francis Bailey. The students seemed to enjoy the matinee dance so much that the Wom­ en's League is planning to make it an annual affair. The Young People's Fellowship of the Presbyterian church will hold its final meeting for the year next Sun­ day evening at 7 o'clock. At that time the vocational talks will be con­ tinued and will include a five-minute talk on Teaching by Gladys Erickson, one on Music by 'Claude Berg and on? on Life Service by Dr. Bates. Special -music will also be provided. All young people are invited to attend. Mrs. Robert E. MoConnell left Mon­ day night for Virginia with her son Bobbie. They expect to return about the first of July. ELECTIONS FOR OFF-CAMPUS TO BETOMORROW Smyser and Stockdale will Head Girls Organization for Com­ ing Year Election of Off-Campus club offic­ ers for next year wdll be held tomor­ row from 9 to 4 in the main hall of the Ad building. The candidates nominated by the council are: President: Grace Stockdale, Kath- ('Continued on page 3) General Expenses An Associated Student fee of five dollars is payable by all students up­ on registration. This fee is adminis­ tered by the student body for the sup­ port of social, recreational, and ath­ letic activities open to all students. Infirmary fee, $2.00. All students pay an infirmary fee of two dollars at the time of registration. This fee entitles one to the services of a train­ ed nurse and the attendance of the school physician upon recommenda­ tion of the school nurse. One domicil­ ed off-campus pays seventy-five cents a day for board if confined to the in­ firmary. Library Fee, $3.00. This fee is pay­ able ait the time of registration by all students who have been in residence for three quarters of the regular school year and by all new registrants. Damage Deposit Fee $5.00. A fee of five dollars is collected at the time of registration to insure the school against loss for school property in the hands of the students. This fee is returnable upon withdrawal, less any amount charged against the student for loss of books or damage to school property. Room Deposit Fee, $5.00. A deposit of five dollars is required of all stu­ dents living in school residences. This is returned when the room is surrend­ ered, less such amount as may be as­ sessed for breakage or unusual dam­ age to the room and its furnishings. The room reservation fee automatical­ ly becomes the room deposit fee. Those who have paid the room de­ posit fee in advance do not pay this fee a«t the time of registration. Laboratory and Equipment Fees. Certain laboratory courses require a fee such as Chemistry, Physics, Biol­ ogy, .Cookery, 'Clothing, and Textiles, and Industrial Arts. Pianos are avail­ able for student use at a quarterly (Continued on page 3) The third and final concert of the Music department will be presented Tuesday evening, May 23rd at 8:15 in the Normal auditorium. As in previous programs, the large share will be pre­ sented by student organizations. These are the string quartet, the Women's Ensemble, the orchestra, and the A Cappella choir. During the present quarter all of the organizations have been working arduously to present a program which will be attracted to the listeners and outstanding in musical content. At the time of the convention of the Washington State Federation of Mu­ sic clubs, the Normal school was re­ sponsible for a considerable part of the music program. Much enthusiastic acclaim has been awarded our music groups for the fine work which they did. "In the program Tuesday even­ ing we shall try to maintain this stan­ dard of performance and perhaps add a little more finish to the presenta­ tion as a result of the past month of hard work," said Mr. Huffman. Students will be admitted on their A, S. tickets. This concert marks the fifth concert sponsored by the music department which has been compli­ mentary to the students. The program is as follows: Overture: Anacreon Cerubini Concerto in E minor (first move­ ment) Vivaldi Incidental solo -Lydia Ruud Pomp and Circumstance No. l....Elgar Orchestra Dies Est Laelitiae XVI Century Regina Calli .Carlo Rossini Bonrrie of Auvergne XVIII Century French Gather Ye Rosebuds....Mark Andrews Twenty-Eighteen....English Folk Song Women's Ensemble Quintet (First and Last Movements) Hadley Miss Davies and String Quartet O Cease the Singing, Maiden Fair In the Silence of the Night Rachmaninoff Mr. Huffman with Violin Obligato by Mr. Pyle The Nightingale Tschaikovsky O No, John, English Folk Song.... arr. by Thewan Cherubim Song Glinko Glory to the Trinity Rachmaninoff A Cappello Choir ART CLUB DANCE LIVES UP TO ITS OLD REPUTATION With advertising posters every where and any where, the Art Club orchestra box was economically deco­ rated with streamers of newspaper. The general aspect was one of hard times. The dance which was scheduled to begin at 8:30 really became peppy when, the crowd started at about 9:30. Perhaps day-light saving time had something to do with this. «J)uring the intermission, there were some very different numbers. Joe Kahklen gave two numbers which were enjoyed very much. Sambo from the Antlers Hotel gave a long tap dance, which was something new and different from other programs this \ ear. The orchestra was a combina­ tion of town members and school players. The peppy numbers played by them made it seem as tho happy days would be back again soon. Admission price of two for a quar­ ter was charged as proceeds for the club. A door prize was given jusx before intermission. As the students paid at the door they were given slips of pa­ per with numbers on them. Later a. ('Continued on page 3) The annual dance drama is to be presented this year in the junior high school auditorium. The date is May 26th, Friday. The drama is not the usual complete story, but consists of two parts, the first including dance interpretations of the composers Chopin, Rachman­ inoff, De Bussy, Levitzky. The second part is made up of three short dram­ as, based on the plays of Faker of Dreams, and Slave With Two Paces, and a Peasant Festival. The whole production is progressing rapidly, and will be completed within the next week. Madge Stipp, Ilene Drennan, Ethel Teltoan, Anne Chiotti, Edna Paul, Bennie Tozer, and Jessie Hays have the leading parts. The whole cast has worked earnestly to­ ward making this year's drama an outstanding event. The cast includes the following Anita Abraham, Beatrice Billiter, Florence Carr, Joan Cobbett, Oleta Clayton, Bernice Colwell, Inez Col­ well, Susie Champlain, Billy Carpen­ ter, Margaret Eaden, Naomi Edwards, Nina Eliot, Vera Franklin, Lucile Gregory, Rebecca Kern, Louise Hecht- ner, Louise Imrie, Laura Lehtinen, Ruth Malmgren, Flora Montgomery, Maedell Morris, Jane Nicholl, Lucille Peterson, Margaret Skinner, Cathe rine Smyser, Marjorie Strand, Bennie Thompson, Myre Van Winkle, Polly Weick. ALL-SCHOOL BANQUET TO BE ON MAY 27 Plans Nearing Completion For Banquet On Motif Of "Ship's Dinner" LECTURES ON ROMAN POETS Horace, Lucretius, And Catullus Discussed By Lecturer Wednesday In her lecture of Wednesday, May 10, Miss McMorran discussed Horace, Lucretius, and Catullus, three directly contrasting Roman poets who were products of the Golden Age of Rome, in the 1st Century B. C. The Roman Empire was becoming centralized, its wreath giving rise to profligacy, and extravagance. There was a much stronger interest in things of the mind, Rome being a ferment of ideas. Of Lucretius we know most thru his De Rerumb Naturas or Of the Nature of Things. He took the hedonistic school of philosophy as a part of his own, saying that the greatest good is happiness, but so many things called •pleasure are eliminated because of ex­ perience and approach that the one pleasure is a sort of poise—an undis­ turbed possession of your faculties. To this he added the conception of De- moritus that the world was composed of atoms that change only in relation to each other, this change being 'the only reality. Lucretius believed then, that we are only passing forms of a permanent substance. He makes life a struggle between Love and Strife, ^between Cre- a:ion and Destruction. The De Re­ rumb Naturas is a marvelously articu­ late metaphysical poem, showing great nobility of sentiment. Catullus was a Tich, well-educated Roman who early began a life of dis­ sipation and vice. He was greatly at­ tached to "Lesbia," whose real name was probably Claudia. This attach­ ment was very vital to him over a period of years, until finally, disillus­ ioned and permanently hurt, he died at the age of thirty. In his lyric poems we see the progression from youthful abandonment to complete disillusion­ ment. Catullus wrote only short poems in which the feeling of a moment is made 'ternal. He dealt with minute, personal things, expressing' the pleas ure-loving sensuality of that period. Horace was of humble birth, but ob­ tained a splendid education. He fought on the side of Brutus, against Caesar, but when Octavius forgave all his en­ emies, Horace returned to Rome. He was the protege of the rich Maecenas, and was much sought after. Altho he was the social lion of his time, he kept a sane, satirical, impersonal altitude thruout. He was a man with a great deal of wjt, without the philosophy of Lucretius, or the abandonment of Ca­ tullus, kept a wise, critical state made him a sectator. The philosophy of despair charac­ teristic of this age is clearly observ­ able in these poets. Lucretius reason­ ed that there was nothing permanent. Catullus could only waste his whole substance in trying to lose himself in ((Continued on Page 3) The all-school banquet, to which ev­ ery member of the student body is in­ vited, will be held on Saturday even­ ing, May 27th, in the dining hall. This year the banquet will be given in the form of a Ship's Dinner, as last year, and as this idea has found universal favor with the students, each year the all-school banquet will be given in this form. Its significance is taken from- the custom of a steamer having a ship's dinner just before reaching port after a long voyage. Thus, the mem­ bers of our student body, nearing the close of another successful year of. schooling, take this opportunity to be together, perhaps for the last time, be­ fore reaching port. The committee in charge of the banquet is enthusiastic over thg^many plans it is making. Last year, 333 school members attended the banquet, and as large a number, if not more, is expected to attend this year. Reino Randall, social commissioner, has general charge of the affair. Miss Margaret Coffin, dean of women, is the faculty adviser. Miss Buhrson, director of dormitories, has charge of the dinner, assisted by Keith Brown and Beulah Lehman. The program committee is headed by Louise Imrie, Rup Weaver assisting. A block print which Miss Tjossem has made will be used in the decoration scheme. Grace Stockdale, Clara Lindberg and Fred Thomet compose a commit­ tee in charge of the table favors, which will be similar to those used last year. Those who received the boats which centered the table last year will hope to get on again this year. There will also be individual favors, so every one may take away a life-long reminder of the 1933 al- school banquet. The program will be short, and will include brief addresses by 'Dr. McCon- nell, Mr. Whitney, Miss Coffin and Mr. Holmes. Nautical music, present­ ed by the music department, will add an effective background. The menu promises to be as delic­ ious as any one could desire, and will be kept a secret until the evening of the 27th. All the above plans are rapidly reaching completion, as the committee is working hard on every detail, in or­ der that this last get together will be a lasting reminder of W. S. N. S. school days. After the banquet Open House will be held in Sue Lombard, and following this, an all-school dance, sponsored by the Freshman class and compliment­ ing the graduates, will be held in the old gym. FR0SH PLAN SPORT DANCE FOR MAY 27 Will Be Given In the Evening Following Open House Festivities At a meeting of the Freshman class held last Thursday morning at ten o'clock the freshmen decided to give a dance on May 27. It will be in the form of a sport dance and will prob­ ably follow open house which will be held that same evening. - 'It is a tra­ dition of the school for the freshmen to give a frolic during the spring quarter of each year. This year it will be an informal get-together dance. As it will be the last dancs to be given by the Freshman class, plans are being made for a very entertain­ ing evening. And so, Freshmen, don your color­ ful sport clothes and come to the Freshman Sport Dance on May 27 for a good time. The freshman COIOTS, which are blue and white, will be used as the decora­ tion motif thruout the dance. The committees appointed for the affair are as follows: General chairman, Evelyn Walters. Publicity, Anne Massouras, chair­ man, Clara Lindberg. ^ Entertainment, Virginia Ireland, Bernice Colwell. Decoration, Helen Curie, chairman Florence Carr, Elsie Alophson, Mar­ jorie Faust, Murray Hadley, Donald Cram, Ray Mellish, Bern Mercer. Punch. Polly Weick, Emma Jean Ryan, Florence Pinney. Clean up, John Holl, chairman, Lewie Burnett, Don Burlrett, Don Tjosem. Margaret Mus spent the week end- r t her home in Cle Elum. • . •
THE CAMPUS CRIER The Campus Crier 'Entered as second class matter at the post office at Ellensburg, Washington Published Weekly by The Associated Student Body of The Washington State Normal School Alumni, Thrtee Quarters, $1.00 Telephone Advertising and News to Main 84 CAMPUS CRIER STAFF Editor . Robert E. Colwell Assistant Editors Emma Darter* Florene Bratton Sports Editor .....i. ..........Thomas Shipman Lost and Found Department (Box 421).... Ethel Telban Alumni Column Olrikka Thomas Reporters—Kathryn Ives, Naomi Tucker, Marylees Clute, Bernice Colwell, Louise Brisbin, Angeline Massouras, Charles Scott, Joe Loring, A1 den Bice, Florence Sterling. Faculty Adviser N. E. Hinch Business Manager Roy Weaver Assistant Business Manager Ray Mellish THIS DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME Altho we'll admit that we had quite a struggle getting to classes and getting adjusted the first few days of the new time we can safely say that we like it in a big way. In fact why not shove the time up another hour. Or better still, keep the time the same and for the summer quarter start classes at seven o'clock and have most of them in before noon. Then we could be true technocrats in one sense and enjoy a great deal of leisure which we could spend wisely by playing kittenball, swimming, golfing, or reading be- -sides getting in some studying now and then. This idea of starting classes at seven o'clock and having the af­ ternoons free not only sounds good in theory, but it might be pos­ sible to work it out. Of course we realize that most of the faculty have to have their extra hour of beauty sleep, but then they could use their leisure time for such purpose. . —R. E. C. TIME Time is like money. When "well spent it jfields a fair return and gives satisfaction and enjoyment when misspent it gives rise to general dissatisfaction and unrest The man then who does not know enough to get a fair return for his time and his money is quite sure to be discontented with himself and everyone else. Time must be used in order to be enjoyed therefore keep busy. Don't loaf. Do just as much as you can do well. Don't spend all of your time with a few intimate friends but get into sympathy with many of your fellows. Make time for a just amount of regular exercise, study, reading, thinking, college activities, etc., and thus avoid the danger of a one-sided development. Don't try to kill time. The man who owns a gold mine is a fool not to work it. Cut out gambling—you either have.no college spirit or else you "have a mighty poor opinion of your own capabilities if you spend a moment of even your freshman year that way. It takes time to do anything well—"what is worth doing is worth doing welj." If you find yourself crowded systematize your time. Be sure to plan first things first. Spend at least a few hours of every year in trying to reason out the purpose of human life in general and your own in particular. Live in the present with a watchful eye on the future. You will never find time for anything- iriust make it. cally. "You perceive that you have made continual progress. Cain did his murder with a club the Hebraws did their murders with jave­ lins atid swords the Greeks and Romans added protective armor and the fine arts of military organizations and generalship the Christian has added guns and gunpowder a few centuries from now he will have so greatly improved the deadly effectiveness of his weapons of slaughter that all men will confess that without Christian civilization war must have remained a poor and trifling thing to the end of time." And then Satan laughs and laughs. (Can one blame him?) Finally, he continues: "It is a remarkable progress. In five or six thousand years five or six high civilizations have risen, flourished, commanded the wonder of the world, then faded out and disappeared and not one of them except the latest ever inventd any sweeping and adequate way to kill people. THEY ALL DID THEIR BEST—TO KILL BEING THE CHIEFEST AMBITION OF THE HUMAN RACE AND THE EARLIEST INCIDENT IN ITS HISTORY—but only the Christian civilization has scored a triumph to be proud of. Two or three centuries from now it will be recognized that all the com­ petent killers are Christians then the pagan,world will go to school to the Christian—not to acquire his religion, but his guns The Turk" and the Chinaman will buy those to kill missionaries and converts with." How clearly Mark Twin saw and wrote the truth! Reading, do we not despise ourselves? Have we any excuse for war? What does it amount to? "Nothing at all," says Satan. "You gain noth­ ing you always come out where you went in." —W. S. G. Evergreen. The Campus Window Sine 2 we have done our spring* house cleaning and have washed off the window and looked out upon the Cam­ pus we saw BERN MERCER escort­ ing our quiet and sedate LUCINDA STONEBRI'DGE to the show last Wednesday night. I wonder if they came straight home ? Have you noticed that RAY NORMILE is a frequent visitor underneath MARTHA BUHL'S window? ANNE MASSOURAS would like a little more privacy in re­ ceiving her phone calls, VIOKETt- MAN. We see that HAROLD DENS- LOW is back in Sue Lombard again. He's trying to beat JOE LOTtlNG'S time with BEULAH LEHMAN. May the best man win. Wonder why) SU'SIE CHAMPLIN wasn't with EL-1 BERT HONEYCUTT at the dance Saturday night? By the way, TUL- LOCK, do you know that song: "Down by the Railroad Track." It seems as if CAiROL ALBERTS is keeping up her past roommate's time with JOHN HOLL. JOE BRUZAS certainly has a weakness for blondes. We see him frequently with RUTH EVERETT. RED SCOTT seemed to enjoy enter­ taining the ladies at the Newman ciub breakfast last Sunday If yoh intend to go hunting for rattlesnakes you might ask SILL the art of kill­ ing them. He is quite the expert We understand why DON PHELPS was seeing daggers ihe other night when BERNICE THOMPSON and DORSEY j PRATER left the library together. J Does PRATER rate with the women ? i Kittyball surely is hard on the men! •if you want time you j rround here. Sliding is not so good for j { the anatomy. Manv students wentj • ! home for MOTHER'S DAY. A reason j which prevents our seeing a lot of i be careful or • Fashions and Foibles Helen Louise has been seen with Gene Lee, Dick Waldron, Claude Hall, nd Gordon Tour What's this I hear about a "ranch ?"....The tennis fans are sure having a tough time running between the raindrops. Grace Stockdale has a marvelous swing in golf...Sutton got a school and so did Valdy, who left school at the end of winter quarter....Beattie and In- nie beat Kelso and Pinney at bridge Sunday night, but the losers declare hat it was they that made the grand slam....Ives should make Hicks carry some of those big packages around. Isn't he useful, Kay?.....Well, Long John, have you found a new girl yet? Miss Johnson certainly has a honey of a new Pontiac...I hear that her horn blew all the way over to Seattle Alice Moss went to Wenatchee last Sunday.....Bea Preble has cut her hair, but no one seems to notice it Dick Sims, a boy friend of Bea's came thru town Tuesday from New York...Bea was working and didn't see him. Martha Hicks has a blue jumper with a white organdy blouse Fitt playod golf in her stocking feet the other day and did she slice them...(Not her feet—the balls.) • Red Scott certainly has been shoot­ ing off his face about the Freshmen and Sophomores combining....The Sen­ iors are just scai-ed they'll get taken which they will Red even said he was going to carry an iron bar for protection I'll see you anon. P. S.—The human bodies mentioned in "A Bird's Eye View" will be Jun­ iors and Seniors. CARTER I TRANSFER CO. j 106 West Fourth Street || PHONE MAIN 91 |! |f)lMIIIIIIIIIIlltl»l"IMIllll Talk about a dagio dancing! Who was the couple back of the science building Saturday night. Pretty rag­ ged Bobby Preble certainly must like Ellerisburg. She was here last we~k end again. She had a cute gal with her named Betty something. Bob­ by wore a rose colored suit with a big blue and white checked taffeta bow. Hazel Carl went to Aberdeen last week end. Johnny met her in Seattle Luella McGrath has a yellow figured dress trimmed in yellow organdy. Sammy McLaughlin visited school last week end. Just as nuts as ever.... Cliff Exley also broke down and visit­ ed the old school Louise Turner was certainly glad And did you see Ex's little brother, Bob?....Bi!lie Carpenter has been seen with Butler lately. Butler and Tuloch were happy Satur­ day night....Beulah Lehman has a new boy friend....Who can it be?....Mar­ guerite Skinner was visiting here too. She's a cute litle gir! Betty McMa- hon has moved back to town to live... Kempy likes radios in cars....Hecht ner was seen wiith Roy Leonard....And TRY WEBSTERS for a real Hot Caramel Sundae Hot Chocolate or a SQUARE MEAL •mm Are the days of mass production coming back again? A Texas hen laid two perfect eggs at one time, one of the eggs being inside the other one. ! GALVIN'S Super Service| | Operated by ex-Normal Men! Come j in and get acquainted. We welcomes pedestrians. Seiberling Tires j | Phone Main 140 ! | Earl Anderson, Mgr N Walnut The Laundry of Pure Materials You need never hesitate to send your most dedi­ cate fabrics to . tin THE K. E. LAUNDRY Main 140' J.C.PENNEY COS ELLENSBURG, WASHINGTON f 0 iiiimitHitrmtssimimiiitiiiiiiuiiitiHiMiMsisititiiiiititiitiiittimiiiiHHimmimimitiiiiiiiitusimiiititmitiititiimMiiiHiiMfgl GET YOUR KODAK FINISHING SUPPLIES ] at PAUTZKE'S STUD1C j . scadal. You'd better ! we'll be seeing you. ! REGAN, OLSON, JOE KAHKLEN, j LYDIA RUUD with MARY JO ES- • i TEP thrown in for good measure, were : seen coming home from somewhere' the other night. j ! Say, did you notice the pile of beer' 1 bottles under MR. MATHEWS win-, How I wish I were young again-I might do things! S' a °fd ILENE DREN-J TIME Most of us waste time every day. A moment comes and before we know it, it has left us never to return again. Idleness properly spent is not something to regret—but it is the hour after hour spent doing useless things that brings regret later. When one becomes old he often regrets the hours of youth he may have used wisely—but it is too late then. How many times I've heard older people say, differently." And isn't it true, tho? j NEN were seen going into the N. Y v People are usually very careful about money and how it is used» j'Cafe at 1:20 a. m. Sunday morning, but isn't time money, too? They begin to put off doing somethingj D1^j6^RTMAN i^married?^ until tomorrow—and then its tomorrow and tomowow. Why not Don't let anyone kid you into be To the Students of i % • the Normal School— use every minute in doing something useful—surely the satisfac- j lieving that the Art club didn't make tion gained will repay one. So much can be done in a little time, j ^eJ113aite^1'^ MISS Perhaps it would be only to cheer some depressed friend, but its I JQHNSON is riding around in now? certainly worthwhile. There is a saying: "Of all the natural gifts of life, time is the most precious for upon time the use of other gifts depends." —A. M. SATAN LAUGHS AND LAUGHS! Men say that Mars, the god of war, is again marshaling thej hosts of earth dwellers to destroy each other. He has already struck in the Far East and in South America it is said that he is rattling his sabre over Europe. Now and then men are bora who eye themselves suspiciously Instead of their neighbors. They see the folly of the human race and laugh at it—not with it. They write words which would shame man away from war—if he were not deaf. Such a man was Mark Twain. Stunning in its truth is his "The Mysterious Stranger." In this medieval romance Satan satmzes the human race. He turns back time and allows a little boy to be­| hold the progress of civilization. The first scene is the slaying of Abel by Cain in the Garden of Eden. Follows unknown wars, murders and massacres. Then Sodom and Gomorrah—the Hebraic wars—Jael slipping into a tent and driving a nail into the temple of her sleep guest—Egyptian wars Roman wars—all kinds of wars—Caesar—and finally Christianity was born. .... Then ages pass in review and the little boy sees Christianity afid Civilization march hand in hand through those ages, "leaving fam­ ine and death and desolation in their wake, and other signs of the progress of the human race," as Satan observed. Always wars, and more wars but never a war started by the aggressor for any clean purpose. Satan exhibits the future- nothing but slaughters grown more terrible through civilization's devastating engines of destruction. Then remarks Satan, sattri- Speaking of vehicles and modes of 1 travel: did you see MISS O'LEARY ^ riding, that horse Sunday. Sh- cer­ tainly looked spiffy. DICK BIRD was seen riding a horse this week as well as JOHNNY McMINDS and BEA PREBLE. I SPECIAL! on Notebook Paper *125 sheets 10c formerly 100 sheets HOME GROCERY 502 East Sixth St. V2 block East of Wash. School — f | Nelse Lunstrum & Son | PAINT - WALL PAPER | | Automobile Glass Replaced § READ THE ADS IN THE CRIER AND BUY FROM THE FIRMS WHO ADVERTISE THESE FIRMS ARE OUR FRIENDS AND ARE ANXIOUS TO SUPPORT US IN EVERY WAY POSSIBLE Support Our Advertisers B' the Nifty Barber Shop | 315 North Main St. FRANK MEYER The Crier Staff B- "0 . . ... - - i T HARRY S. ELWOOD THE j PRESCRIPTION DRUGGIST]
ALUMNI ANTICS By OLRIKKA GANTY THOMAS Beading that golf has been added to the curriculum recalls the days when the one or two followers of golf on the Campus made an ingenious three or four hole course. One hole graced the lawn behind the president's house, another was on the triangle, and of course the first hole was on Munson's lawn. From there the holes were like­ ly to be found impromptuly made any­ where from the library lawn to the Milwaukee tracks behind the tennis courts. Two habitual players on that course were Fritz Knoell and Harry Heathcock along with several others I don't, recall. Speaking of tennis courts reminds one of the year's digging cinders from shoes, objecting loudly to the crazy bounces a ball could take, and wonder­ ing when, if ever, those courts would be paved. Of course any person who ws directly or indirectly the recipient of monetary benefits derived from the annual raking, leveling, and rolling of those courts, can find a little to bless in their old condition. That smiling Benny won't be in Sue this summer when any alumni return for a quarter's work, won't seem quite right. To every girl who lived there, he was as much a part of dorm life as ten o'clock closing of doors. Sev­ eral played tennis with him regularly and no doufot his excellent game made it more enjoyable in doubles but it was his never-failing cheerfulness in win­ ning or losing that made him so very popular. While it was not a very large crowd that saw him first per­ form at an assembly, I can't imagine anyone forgetting it. His war-like stances almost frightened one at first and then made one realize how very little any one of us understood of the philosophy and culture behind people npt of our race. However, the high spot on his program for me was whsn he. sang "Moonlight and Roses," in Japanese. It was a rare treat, a riot, or what have you. Regardless of the place he holds in each person'^ varied memories, Benny will leave a definite ly vacant spot. , Close Clippings: Bud and George Elliott arriving late at night and rushing home (from Oregon) the next day—their dog Spike and our dog Buster trying to outdo each other in jealousy—Bernice and Gerald Grant examining proudly over "Mike's" two teeth (Gerald finishes University this summer)—Bumping into Ben Wagner window shopping—He's beeing teach­ ing for a spell at the State Training school for boys....Fred Weber playing lrittyball wtih boys after school near the new athletic field under construc- , tion.—Helcij. Campbell at a Grange meeting Alice Angst and a boy friend strolling on the sunny day of last week....All the alumnis packing to go to school, home, or vacationing.. Every one somehow glad that school is almost out Only one more copy of the Alumni column as your writer needs must pack with the rest A fin al plea for a. few letters to -end the innovation of this column for this year. Your Alumni Correspondent, OLRIKKA GANTY THOMAS. WOMEN'S LEAGUE TO INITIATE NEW OFFICERS Impressive Ceremony To Be Held In Sue Lombard Sat* urday Night THE CA*PU6 CRIER DR. M'CONNELL AND SELDON SMYSER PUBLISH ARTICLES On Saturday, May 20, at eight o'clock, the Women's League members, will meet in Su? Lombard for the init­ iation of next year's officers. Naomi Edwards, president elect, will be initiated. Following this ceremony tho 1932 and 1933 officers will be pre­ sented with pins honoring their posi­ tions the officers for the year 1931-32. which was the first year for the Wom­ en's League, have been invited back for the occasion and all have promised to be here for their pins. Elaborate plans for entertainment have been made. There will be danc­ ing, refreshments and games. Miss Jean McMorran will lead in the sing­ ing of group songs and Miss Margaret Coffin will give a reading. Miss Mar­ guerite Sorenson, president of the League, asks that every girl be there because "if you aren't you'll miss a good time." Sports clothes are to be worn. Geraldine Cutting, chairman of the committee has working with her on the efreshment committee, Betty Baker, chairman Virginia King, and Ann Chiotii invitation committee, Kather- ine Ives. 'Give yourself a break and ankle along to the Women's League party Saturday, eight o'clock, Sue Lombard. '11 be seeing you." SOXWiNGAME BY ONE POINT Knowing that their continued tie for the leadership of the league de­ pended upon their winning the game with the Braves last Tuesday evening, Sill's Sox played truly inspired ball and took the game "Srom Metcalf's men, 2-1. Summary Braves AB H. R. 0. Metcalf 3 0 0 3 Sutton 3 1 1 2 Connors 3 0 0 2 Nicholson 2 0 0 2 Olson , .3 1 0 2 Johnson ....3 1 0 2 Burnett ....3 0 0 2 Birkett .3 0 0 3 Barton 1 0 0 1 Fortier ......r.3 i 0 2 RAIN GETS IN CUB'S EYES 28: Sox - AB. Hartman 2' Sanders .3 Tullock .. ...3 Ames ~.3 Normile 3 Reigel 1... „1 Denslow ....2 ' Hansen ...3 Leonard 3 Sill .....'.._...3 26 1 1 21 H. B. O 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 3 18 Apparently the rain got in the Cubs eyes and the water in their hands when they met the Braves last Mon day evening because they could neith er see nor catch a ball. It was like a merry-f[o-round with on° side stand ing still. Oh well, Scott, buck up even a cub may be a big bear some day. Summary Braves A*5. Metcalf 5 Sutton ......4 Nicholson 4 Burnett Olson .. Johnson 4 4 .....4 Johnson ...A Birkett .. ..A Farto .A •Samuel son „ .4 37 Cubs JV-B. Scott .. ....—........ J:A Bruhn 7. —.....3 Ronald 3 Rov "3 Bird - - JS Hadley — 3 Hoch .....:..Z • Trainor - 3 Ingham 3 28 37 men at bat in one game. H. R. 2 0 3 1 2 0 2 1 2 2 3 2 •Z 2 2 1 1 -• 0 0 is 7 H. R. 0 0 0 0 0 ~ 0 .9. 0 it. 0 •• 1 0 3 1 1 1 0 0 8 2 O 3 T 3 2 2 1 1 2 3 4 21 O. 4 3 3 2 2 2 0 2 3 21 CUBS WALLOP GIANTS 10-5 Were the Gaints off and did they make errors? And was their faces red when the scores were added ? And were the Cubs glad? I'll say they were. Scott's hair turned a shade redder with every error on the part of the Giants and it wasn't from em­ barrassment either. No, sir! Tues­ day evening was a very 4)ad night in­ deed for the Giants. Here's the story in a nutshell. Cubs AB. H. R. Scott 4 Bruhn 4 .4 •. ...A ...1 .. .4 ......A .......A 4 :o Bird .. .. Roy Zoek .. .. Hoch .. .. Hadley .. Ingham .. Ronald .. Mercer.. Trainor . 3 3 3 3 O 3 2 2 3 4 0 1 i l l 0 1 0 2 1 2 0 O. 2 3 1 1 3 "3 2 3 0 1 37 26 10 21 Giants AB. H. R. Jones .. .......... 3 1 Bailey ...3, 2 1 Hicks 3 2 Case .._..3 1 1 Rodman ...3' 0 0 Kahklen ...3 1 0 Colwell Z 0 0 Guisiano 3 1 0 Danubio .. 3 2 0 27 12 5 O President R. E. McConnell's biog­ raphy and picture appeared in the new biographical directory just off the press entitled: "Presidents of Amer­ ican Colleges and Universities." The directory lists 1,033 leading presi­ dents of colleges, universities, and teachers colleges. An article entitled, "Guidance in Junior High School," by President R. E. McConnell and another entitled, "Leadership," by Professor Smyser, appeared in the May issue of the Washington Education Journal. President McConnell's article stated that, "Guidance has come to be an integral part of the whole program of the junior high school. It extends even farther. It reaches down into the sixth grade and looks forward into the Sen­ ior High school and college. It is the whole business of the junior high school to take the individual where it finds him and guide him into the proper educational, social, and eu:t. .a! channels." He went on to classify guidance un­ der four headings—1. Educational guidance 2. Health guidance 3. So­ cial guidance 4. Vocational guid­ ance, and explains each of these top­ ics. He told the knowledge that a counsellor must have of the educa­ tional and*social matters of each in­ dividual, and that a counselor should keep an accumulative record of the in­ formation relative to each student. These personal records would be valu­ able in case studies and in dealing with individual pupils and their par­ ents. He believes that the best way to consider educational guidance dur ing the three years of junior high school is to consider educational guid­ ance the first year, Spcial Guidance the second year and vocational guid ance the third year. Professor Smyser's article on "Lea­ dership," was based on Franklin D. Roosevelt and Education. His opening paragraph stated: "Up­ surging leadership and responsive fel­ lowship, each supporting and creating the other on a scale and with a speed seldom equalled in world history, is the great social phenomenon which world observers have seen in America during March. Europe has sent some observers to this country to observe and record the transformation that was going on. Others observed the phenomenon from Europe. They saw the light as plainly as if it had been a brilliant aurora borealis. They be­ lieved—som» of them at least—that this unusual light of a new leader­ ship, visHble across the Atlantic, would yet spread over Europe. They hoped. Cynics wrote idealistically. Is all this a dream-of a distressed world that a new leader has arisen?" Sociologists know very little about this phenom­ enon of upsurging leadership, but the resourcefulness of this new leader has ".ut us in a position to plan, to act, and to support a creative leadership. Professor Smyser believes that there are two specific opportunities for education in the immediate future. "First, education—education thru the press, and education thru the schools —could do much to consolidate the gains that have already been made by the Rooseveltian leadership, and to reduce the losses of the almost in­ evitable reaction, if it would speedily broadcast, thru the channels it con­ trols, some elementary knowledge con­ cerning the nature of the social phe­ nomenon of leadership and reactions against leadership. Second, our com plex, science—transformed democracy needs to be redefined and explained to the nation as the president explain­ ed the banking situation to the na­ tion, and as he formally explained many other things over the radio to the people of the state of New York. He stated that in order to conserve the most possible of the gains that have already been made by Roosevelt, it would be highly desirable that edu­ cation play the definite support to the evolutionary change instead of the simple old agricultural democracy that is so transformed today. And as a re­ sult of this thought to have confer­ ences in each state and a national con­ ference for educators, social scientists, and selected journalists to plan and consider a way to give the adult popu­ lation, thru the press, and the oncom­ ing generation thru schools, a reinter- pretation of democracy in order -to continue the highest type of leader­ ship? BETTER WATCH- CLOSELY FROSH, SN^.AK DAY'S COMING Its in the air, in the class rooms, in the bones of every one—Sneakday is approaching. For the first 'time in many moons it looks as tho the Freshmen will be powerful enough to wipe out the Sophomores. This would indeed be a disgrace to those "Wise Fools." The Sophomores have poten­ tial powers, but they seem to be a lit­ tle reluctant to use them. It would indeed be a disgrace to the entire school to let a bunch of green fresh­ men go thru sneak week without a lit­ tle chastisement. And another thing, never have the' Freshmen been able to kidnap the Sophomore president and hold him until after sneak day, and should this unbroken record be marred this year the rest of the school cannot think otherwise but that the Sophomores are also if not entirely yellow. Gay Spring Blouses Printed Silk Crepe $2.95 Tissue Ginghams $1.95 Checked Organdy $1.00 At The B URROUGHS S TORE B. llllfltMIIMMIMIMIMIMIIIItllllMtMIMMDIIIMIIIMIIIIItllMIIIIIMMIIIIIMIHIIIMIMtllllllllllllllllllltlttlMIIIIIIIIMHMMIIIIIIMIIIinwQ LE HI CYNIC UNUSUAL HIGH SCHOOL PAPER EARLY MORNING HIKE ENJOYED BY W. A. A. GIRLS Last Wednesday morning a number of adventuresome W. A. A. members arose at a practically unearthly hour to go on a breakfast hike. Sleeping became a lost art in Sue Lombard until after the hikers had left for the wide open spaces. The girls went out the brick road and when they wej-e oppo­ site the graveyard, they left the road, to have breakfast near a stream not far from the road Thanks to the able management of Martha Buhl, who is taking Helen Miley's place as head of Sports this quarter, no one went hungry to an eight o'clock class. FEES LISTED FOR SUMMER QUARTER, 1933 (Continued from page one.) rental of five dollars $5.00.) Private piano lessons are fifteen dollars ($15.- 00) a quarter for one lesson a week and tw?nty-seven dollars and fifty cents ($27.50) a quarter for two les­ sons a week. Board and room in Dormitories. Board and room at the dormitories COPAS six dollars and fifty cents ($6.50) a week. The cost for the entire summer is seventy-one dollars Snd fif­ ty cents ($71.50.) The first payment of thirty-nine dollars ($39.00) i= pjy- able at the time of registration. The second payment of thirty-two dollars and fifty cents ($32.50) covers the balance for the quarter. Rooms may be reserved in advance by the payment of a deposit of five dollars ($5.00) Deposits should be mailed to the Bus­ iness Office, Washington State Nor mal School, Ellensburg, Washington Summary of Fees Payable at the Time of Registration The fees for those who~live in the school residences will be twenty dol '.ars ($20.00), with ten dollars ($10.00 returnable upon withdrawal, plus any laboratory or equipment fees, and lhir y-nine ($39.00) for board ant ioom. The fees for those who are domi tiled off-campus will be fifteen dollars ($15.00), with five dollars ($5.00) re turnable upon withdrawal, plus any laboratory or equipment fees. The Campus Crier receives during each week almost forty different pa­ pers published by high schools, teach­ ers colleges, universities, and inde­ pendent publishers. Each paper con­ tains one or more outstanding charac­ teristics of its own, but it is seldom that we find a paper with a truly unusual feature. One of the latter was sent to Mr. Whitney from the Le- bram high school, and Mr. Whitney kindly loaned it to us for inspection. Lebram high school is apparently one of those more unfortunate schools which has neither funds nor access to a press and linotype, and so their paper is printed on a mimeograph, and contray to the usual run of mim­ eographed papers, it is quite legible. The front of the paper instead of merely having its name with the date of publication, the volume, and num­ ber, has a set of cleverly done illus­ trations, telling of the coming social events iwith the title, "Le Hi Cynic," inscribed at the top. On its twelve pages the "Le Hi Cynic" contains news ranging all the way from an educational meeting to a bird house in one of the children's back yard. It contains features as well as serious editorials and items of interest to the townspeople. The "Le Hi Cynic" is certainly an Try Our Merchants' Lunch NOW OPEN Palmer Taxi Food Shop | Main 17 Next to Colonial Theater) Viola Lynn went home to Peshastin over Sunday. Francis Bailey visited friends in Yakima last week end. Kathryn Gynn was home over the week end at Puyallup. Louise Brisbin visited her home in Morton. Dorothy White and Maren Free­ man spent the week end at their home in Yakima. Margaret Eaden visited in Thorp during Sunday with her parents. Margaret McCaskey went home over the week end to Buckley. Polly Weick who lives in Sumner spent the week end there. Beulah Gynn Elliott and George E1-" liott, former students at W. S. N. 6., spent several days visiting in Ellens­ burg last week. Both have been teach­ ing in Klamath Falls during th§ past year. Many former students visited the depression dance here last Saturday. Emma Jean Ryan went home for the week end at Sumner. Laura Lowe was a visitor in Gran- ger last week. It seems that its been only the girls who have been traveling what's iM matter with the boys anyway? Ice Cotters In connection with our comparative­ ly mild winter, some of our big men aren't cutting so much ice.—Dayton excellent example of what high school Daily News. students can do under the proper guid­ ance to attract interest and attention to their school thru the medium of a newspaper even . tho they have but limited funds. PERSONALS Wrong Kind The small boy is disconcerted upon learning that President Roosevelt has put men to planting birch trees.—San Antonio Express. Eugene Henderson, Ralph Sill, and Frank Roy went on a trip with Mr. Beck out to Columbia river last Sat­ urday. Barbara Preble and Bettie Brokow were guests of Beatrice Preble over the week end. Gladys Marsh visited in Omak last week. Ru h Jolly spent the week end at her home in McKenna. Carol Albert was home in Buckley- last week end Mildred Wallace had as her guests during the week end, Laura Lehfinen, Muriel Nolan, and Mabel Ramsay at her home in Granger. Ann Chiotti was a visitor at her home in Wilkeson. Marjorie Strand was in Yakima over the week end. ••niiiitfiitiifittiiiiiiittiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiniitHinuti RAMSAY HARDWARE CO. ROLLER SKATES TENNIS and BASEBALL SUPPLIES g i i THE I 3 FARMERS BANK | I Member Federal Reserve Systei IIMtMIKtHHI ClBreierCo- ELLENSBURG WASHINGTON 2 1 1 1 4 3 3 3: ART CLUB DANCE LIVES UP TO ITS OLD REPUTATION {Continued from paee one) number was drawn and the person having that number received thp prize: Florence Pinney was the lucky person. The Art club may well say that the 3 Depression Dance was a success. 21 MISS McMORRAN LECTURES ON ROMAN POETSj {Continusd from page one) ^ the Cubs set a n^w record. The former j ^3**t«awcrsa,,,Mm *»•*»*»(*.» By sending thirty-seven men to bati PATRONIZE OUR ADVERTISERS* 1 Dr. James H Mundy J | DENTIST | | Ellensburer. Washington 1 lOlvmpia Block Phone Main 961 6 «• « 4» y •» FOR THAT •o 6 «• * * * « « * « (Ellensburg Theater! ] j WEEKLY PROGRAM I j I ^ THURSDAY. FRIDAY. SATURDAY j * FAST LIFE William Haines and Madge Evans A thrill a minute, breath taking haz­ ards and roaring romance all packed into an epic of speed on the water. HIKE or PICNIC TRY OUR DELICIOUS Pastries and Buns United Bakery * 9 I •me 1 * 5 * * • *-• -* *- » •if. 313 N. Main St. Phone Main 16S untmmmtiuntiti ftrrtlf fDMSf Mil MMMM. record was thirty-six. his love for Lesbia. Horace looked on and smiled at people's attempts to ELECTIONS FOR OFF- ches: themselves into believing there , was something abiding. j i CAMPUS TO BE TOMORROW (Continued from page One) NOTICE The DeMolay wishes to invite the students of the Normal school to attend their annual dance to be given soon at the Vista House on Craig's HilL This is not a public dance. j cr'-rtf Smvser. I Vice President: Ernestine Miller, j Harriet Gault. ! Secretary: Angeline Massouras, El- j y'ie Adolphson. | Treasurer: Clara Lirulberg, Ruth Thompson. . Social Commissioner: Inez Colwell, Gertrude Comstock. I NORMAL I { TEXT BOOKS j I SCHOOL I | SUPPLIES } I ELLENSBURG BOOK ! ! & STATIONERY CO. ! = . • 4 - ' ' i 1 THE NORMAL BOOK STORE | SwlliniiimitHHiHiniimmittiitriimMiwimnftiMHimniiQ SUNDAY ONLY LAWYER MAN WM. POWELL, JOAN BLONDELL Women took him Iheir troubles and he gave them something to worry about 1 z 1 i 1 | MONDAY, TUESDAY. WEDNES- j | DAY. 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S-^-tv:? 'r, • - W,f:/VV - •••••• - • fHE CAMPUS CRIER I iniit)iiiiiiitiiiiiiMiiiiMMiiiiiiiiiiihiii«iiiiitiiiiiiiiiitiiiiiitiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitiii»itimiliiniiiniiiiiifi _ — • — Q S Men ATHLETICS Women I 3%^ |f] cllllllllltlltlltlllll'tllllHI IIIIMMMIIMMIIIII 11111IIII IM11IIIIII IMIII Illllllll mil I BIRD'S EYE VIEW I I OF 1 I SPORT j Deah me, deah me! Where'U I hide next week? The present Sophomore class insists on getting even with the classes that threw most of its mem­ bers in the creek last year. Instead of getting revenge indirectly by work­ ing on the Frosh, they are going to even the score directly by siding in with the Frosh and making it hot for the Juniors and Seniors! * • * * Dig out the old battleax.es and shar­ pen your knives! Since the Sophs and Frosh are armed to the 'teeth and feel as tho they can lick ole' man Mars himself, they will conduct the hunt to find where the hatchet is buried. Woe ibe unto you if you are standing out on te street alone after they dig the hatchet up. Next week will se? the creek south of Munson hall and dicch north of the Milwaukee railroad tracks littered with human bodies. Whether they will be bodies of Frosh and Sophs or Juniors and (Seniors, only itim-e alone will tell. Better put about fifteen body guards on Beatrice Billiter if you expect to keep her safe! Just a warn­ ing, that's all! • • • • Now to get down to common every­ day Campus life, the Giants took a slump last week in the kitty ball league, but are now climbing into first position regaining their attitude, I calls it! Here are the league stand­ ings up to Tuesday evening. Team Won Lost Pet. WILDCATS TO ENTER ANNUAL TRI-NORMAL MEET SATURDAY Cheney Favorite To Cop Hon ors Wildcats On Par With Vikings Giants 4 3 .571 Sox 4 3 .571 Braves 3 4 .429 Cubs ...3 4 .429 • * • * Not much news in the track column except for the fact that the boys are training diligently for the Tri-Normal, which is to be held in Bellingham Sat­ urday, May 20. Let us all wish them good luck and hope that every man will turn in his best performances that day. Come on, give them a great big cheer! Hurrah! We can give you more information as to the individuals, in next week's yelp! • • • • Maybe the dreams had toy the writ­ er of Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow are not so dreamy after all. I read in one of the newspapers where they are going to serve beer in the com­ mons of one of the eastern colleges! Beer with meals in order that the boys and girls on the Campus will not run off to lowly places to indulge! What do you think of this idea? • • * % Dexter is the hero of the Ellens- burg High school this week, and why? Well, he merely pole vaulted 11 feet 6% inches in the Yakima Valley track meet, which shattered the previous record by 6% inches! That is quite a sum to add on to a record! As Yaki­ ma and Wapato were tied in the meet, they tossed a coin to decide'on which should carry the trophy home. Wapato Won the track meet by a mere flip' of a coin, which is a very narrow margin, and how! Walter Marty, twenty-year-old Fresno state college junior bettered . the world's high jump record when he hit the new and amazing height of 6 feet 8 5-8 inches. This boy is soaring to great heights in quite a different manner than some! The previous rec­ ord ,was held by Osborne of Illinois Athletic club. It was 6 feet 8 1-4 inches which has stood since 1924. The previous record was no trifle was it? Here is something to look forward to, tennis team! The Bellingham Vi­ kings defeated C. P. S. by winning four games out of seven. Where do we stand? * * • • Added to the track team wil be the tennis and golf teams going to the Tri-Normal, so all we we can do is sit around the loud speaker and wait for the results of this meet, always hoping that the Wildcats will be on top in all matches and events. • • • * Does this boy have a wing 1 In the cinder meet between the University of Washington and the University of Oregon Demaris tossed the javelin out to the new Pacific coast record of 203 feet and 4 inches breaking Homer Heiri's record by one inch. The Uni­ versity of Oregon won the meet 69- 62. This took the white collars down a notch as they had expected to win without any effort. • • * * Ralph Metcalf, the sprint flash from Marquette University, tied the world's century record of 9.4 to prove that he still has plenty of his well known speed. • • • » The (Savages took another beating on the cinders by the Idaho Vandals. The Vandals chopped off 72 points while Cheney managed to get 57 points. * * * * A weekly tennis meet with the Ya­ kima Junior College seems to be the vogue of the tennis team now. In their last meet they won all but one game. Denslow, Weaver, Mercer, and Hoch won their singles. Hadley lost his. Denslow and Weaver partnered up to 'take Bishop and Carey in a tough contest the scores being, 5-7, 6-2, and 9-7. Hoch and Mercer took their doubles as usual with the wide margin of 6-1, 6-2. HIGH SCHOOL TO ENTER TWO MEN IN MEET As the crucial day for the track squad, May 20, draws nearer the chances of the Wildcat squad do not seem to be improving. In all prob­ ability, Cheney will cop first place and Bellingham, second place. The remaining position will probably be filled by 'Ellensburg. Indications at present seem to goint to the possibility of Ellensburg's get­ ting not more than 20 points, three more than they were able to garner last year. Of these 20, one will, probably be contributed by the sprints, which means that Stiles, Davidson, ai^d But­ ler will hardly get better than a third place. This is one of the sections of the meet in which Cheney and Belling­ ham will be particularly strong. Another third wlil come to Ellens­ burg in the 440, there being little pos­ sibility of either Hartman or Fortier running it in the time of 50.2, the ex- ceptonally good time made recently by Cheney. The same situation prevails in the 880 as it does in the 440 Hartman can hardly run it in Cheney's time of 2:02. One point, hardly more, will come to Ellensburg via the mile. Here we find that Goodpaster has not been making even good high school time, he having run it under five minutes only once. His time then was only 4.58, and while both Cheney and Bellingham have been running it in slow time, theirs have -been several seconds faster than that of Goodpast­ er. Rublin, however, has a possibility of a second place in the two mile. First place will probably go to Bel­ lingham whose man, Brinckley, has been running it in the good time of 10.17. Cheney will, however, run a close second with Frieze who has made as good as 10.41. If Rube does take second that will give Ellensburg another three points. Holl seems to have a good chance for a first place, and five points, in the high jump, and he might possibly make a first in the discus, altho a second here is more probable. The other two schools are not very strong in hurdlers, a fact that should give Holl and Randall a chance to show their speed in the high hurdles and Randall a chance to prove himself in the low hurdles. What they lack in hurdlers, tho, is amply made up for in their 'broad jumpers, for altho the Ellensburg lads, Butler and Hartman, have been mak ing 20 feet or more, the other schools have some really good material. Cheney will undoubtedly take first in the javelin, (Roundy having tossed ihe spear as far as 190 feet. Belling­ ham has been throwing it around the 160 line. Randall's best throw to date has been 150. Flowers of Bellingham, the present title holder, will undoubtedly win the pole vault as he has been consistently vaulting around the 12 foot mark. Nor- mile will be the Wildcat entry. This meet will spell finis to the track season, which has been no un­ usual one for the Wildcats, for they have been about as successful as they ever have been. The Ellensiburg High school will have two men representing it when the annual high school state track and field meet opens on Rogers field in 'Pullman under the direction of Washington State College this Sat­ urday. Dexter who recently set a new Ya­ kima valley high school record in the pole vault will test his abilities against the other prep school vaulters while Yuill who won first at the Y. y I. A. A. district meet in Yakima in the mile run will enter that event. This year only the first place win­ ners from the district meets will com­ pete which will materially reduce the number of contestants and will make possible the eliminavton of the .prelim­ inaries. Thus there will be but one day of the meet. - The University of Washington and Washington State College will hold their northwest conference meet in connection with the high school meet. Washington State is a heavy favorite to win by a large margin. GIANTSBEATEN BADLY BY CUBS From one extreme to the other— that's the Giants all over. And just to prove that they were an all around team they took an involuntary beat­ ing 8-2 from Red Scott's Cubs last Wednesday evening. The Cubs really earned and deserved their victory as may be steen that they made 16 hits to 6 for the Giants. They also took another record from the Giants. The Giants had previously held the record of having 31 men bat in one game, but the Cubs sent in this gpme. TENNIS MEN AND GOLFERS TO MEET VIKINGS 36 men to the plate Summary GIANTS RALLY TO DOWN CUBS Even tho they had been without their "attitude" for two days the Giants were able to gather themselves together again on Thursday after­ noon and administer a bad 6-0 beating to the Braves. This victory again placed the Giants and the Sox in a tie for the leadership. Summary Giants AB. Jones 4 Ivy 4 Hicks 4 Holmes .....3 Case 3 Kahklen .3 Colwell : .....„:3 Guisiano Bailey •s H. 2 2 2 i , o 0 2 3 '' f' * • 1 R. 1 0 i 6 0 0 2 .1 1 Braves AiB. Samuelson ...A Sutton 3 ...3 3 .....3 ...3 ...3 3 25 Nicholson Connors .. Metcalf .. Burnett .. Johnson .. Barto H. 0 i 0 0 2 2 % i !R. 0 0 0 :o o o !o 0 O. 4 3 3 3 2 1 3 2 21 PATRONIZE OUR ADVERTIZERS. JJJ'tiiiiii'iiitimiitittififttMiiiHiiiiittitmiiiimiiHtiitMitiifiQj I CASCADE I | MEAT MARKET j | 113 East Fourth St jj I Phone Main 103 1 Cubs AB. H. R. O. Hoch 4 1 1 0 Bonaudi 4 1 0 3 Scott 4 2 1 2 Mercer ...4 2 1 3 Ingham .. .?..... 1 1 2 Bird .4 0 4 Roy ...... ^...4 3 • 2 1 Hadley .... ....... 4 . 2 1 Bruhn ... . .... 2 • 2 0 0 Ronald .. ......:...2 0 . 0 2 36 17 8 21 Giants Afe. H. R. O. Jones 0 0 4 Ivy 4 6 0 4 Bailey 3 0 0 2 Case - .3 t 0 1 Kahklen .3 i 0 3 Colwell i 0 0 Holmes 2 0 0 2 Hicks ....3 2 2 1 Guisiano .. .... 3 i 0 3 Davidson i 0 0 1 .2 2 '0 0 29 8 2 21 While the cinder path of Bellingham waxes hot under the tread of the trackmen Saturday, three Ellensburg netmen and one Wildcat golfer will be battling their respective opponents for the Tri-Normal laurels. Despite the poor weather of the past week, that has greatly retarded prac- tis, the varsity tennis squad seems to be progressing fairly well and should be hard to beat. The three men to make the trip will be chosen this wek from among Denslow, Weaver, Hoch, and Mercer. Chances are that Baffaro will rep­ resent Ellensburg in the golf division. This is uncertain, however, until the tourney between Baffaro, Leonard, and Bruzas has been played. In any case the Wildcats stand a good chance of copping the title. Bellingham shows indications of having a strong tennis team 'that should offer plenty of competition. They won their met with C. P. S., a team that has beaten the local squad. TENNBTEAM TAKES TWO OF THREE MEETS x. Last of Encounters With Yaki­ ma Junior College Ends In Tie GIANTS AND SOX LEAD BRAVES AND CUBS TRAIL Sox Under Sill Threaten Oust Giants From Top Position To SOX BY 5-1 Two out of three is not a bad aver­ age, especially when the third meet ends in a tie That is the record made by the varsity tennis boys in their three meets with the Yakima Junior College, the third meet having been held last Tuesday. The Ellensburg boys won only one of their singles matches but took both of the doubles. Mercer was the lad who successfully upheld the Wildcats in the singles. The other three men were unable to best their lower valley opponents. Bishop of Yakima again proved his prowess when he defeated his third Ellensburg opponent of the season this time it was Hoch who filled the position of victim. Other losers in the singles were Denslow and Weaver. What the Wildcats lost in the sin­ gles they made up for, however, in the doubles. Both the Ellensburg teams, one composed of Denslow and Weaver and the other of Hoch and Mercer, took their matches with the Yakima teams. CUBS BLANKED I BY SOX THURS. After putting the skids under the Giants the night before Scott's Cubs lost their "attitude" and took it on the chin from the Sox. Summary Cubs AB. Hoch 3 Bonaudi 2. Trainor . 1 Bruhn 2 Ronald v Mercer .3 Ingham 3 Scott j3 Bird .,^2 Hadley .2 .....0 Bowlsby .. ..... H. 1 1 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 R. 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 22 Sox Sanders .. Denslow . Tullock .. Ames .. Normile .. Reigles AB. ....3 . ...3 .1 .........3 ..-JS is .3 Hansen .3 Leonard .. 11..3 Sill .3 Waldron .. iO H. 1 2 1 1 2 1 i . 0 2 0 &. 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 30 11 21 O. 2 1 2 2 3 1 2 3 1 0 18 THE N. Y. Ellensburg's BEST CAFE Corner of Third and Main SOX DEFEATED BY THE GIANTS Even tho they be tied for the lead­ ership of the league the Giants won the right to have their names placed first in the percentage column over the Sox by defeating the latter three to one Monday evening. Summary Sox AB. H. R. O. Hartman .. .. 3 1 0 3 Denslow 3 0 0 3 Tullook ..3 1 0 3 Ames 3- 2 0 2 Sanders .. ... ..:3 1 0 3 Hansen .. _. ...3 *1 O 2 Reigel 3 0 0 3 Waldron .. . 1 0 0 1 Sill .2 6 0 2 Normile -- -• .....2 0 0 2 ' 26 8 1 21 Giants Ate. &. R. O. Jones 3 2 0 3 Kobernat .. .3 0 0 3 Holmes .. . .3 d 0 3 Case .. .3 2 2 1 Hicks ....3 2 1 1 Colwell 3 * 2 0 1 Kahklen .. . .........:3 : 1 0 2 Guisiano .. . .2 1 0 1 Rodman 12 0 0 2 25 10 3 18 RAYON PAJAMAS CHIC STYLES Cats Pajamas Luvlee Lady . $1.95 98c SUN JAMAS The latest in outdoor togsj Sun Jamas, ass. colors $1.19 Balero to Match 49c Wilkie-MorganCo. 0 The Giants and the Sox have fairly well established themselves as super­ ior ball clubs as far as the Braves and the Cubs are concerned altho both of the leaders have lost and lost bad­ ly to the cellar teams. The last week has been a hectic affair for the Giants. One night they will look as tho they had their old "attitude" back and 'the next night they'll look as if the other team had the "attitude." The league and percentages now stand exclusive of last night's games: Team W6n Lost Pet. Giants 4 3 .571 Sox .. .. 4 . 3 .571 Braves 3 4 .429 Cubs .. 3 4 .429 There has been a noticed increase in the hitting of many players during the last week while many of the lead­ ers are beginning to slip. Berne Mer­ cer had a "hot" night and made four hits which brought his average to the 'uV top. Right behind him is Guisiano who seldom hits a hard one, but with the present method of counting hits he seems to get on base. The Averages Player AB. H, Pet. Mercer, Cubs 15 10 .666 Guisiano, Giants ...15 9 .600 Roy, Cubs 22 12 .545 Hoch, Cubs 20 10 . .500 Tullock, Sox 19 8 .500 Hicks, Giants 21 10 .476 Jones, Giants 21 10 .476 Bruhn, Cubs 19 9 .473 Bailey, Giants 17 8 .470 Hartman, Sox 15 7 .466 Olson, Braves 15 7 .466 Fortier, Braves 12 5 .450 Hadley, Cubs -16 7 .436 Colwell, Giants 16 7 .436 Ames, Sox 21 9 .428 Denslow, Sox 14 6 .428 Sutton, Braves 24 10 .416 Scott, Cubs 26 10 .382 Ingham, Cubs 19 7 .367 Birkett, Braves 14 5 .347 Case, Gaints 15 5 .333 Even tho the Giants may not have the greatest number of hitters this week they certainly must be smart base runners because the Giants have a huge amount of scorers. Hicks, Giants 6 Case, Giants J 5 Bruhn, Cubs 4 Bailey, Giants 4 Scott, Cubs :... 4 Roy, Cubs 4 Ingham, Cubs 4 Sutton, Braves 4 Hoch, Cubs 4 Sanders, Sox .. 3 Johnson, Braves 3 Mercer, Cubs 3 Samuelson, Braves 2 Hadley, Cubs 2 Colwell, Giants 2 Guisiano, Giants 2 Denslow, Sox 2 Hartman, Sox 2 Metcalf, Braves 2 'Olson, Braves ............c........... 2 Tullock, Sox 2 Sill, Sox v..„ ..................... 1 Holmes, Giants 1 Fortier, Braves 1 Ames, Sox 1 Connors, Braves .1 Lentz, Braves ..v. 1 Holl, 'Braves .'. 1 Burnett, Braves 1 Birkett, Braves 1 Trainor, Cubs 1 Normile, Sox : 1 Reigel, Sox 1 Bird, Cubs 1 Ronald, Cubs 1 Inflation is the art of trying to make dollars grow without the fertili­ zation of hard work and economy. Tho league-leading Giants were not the only ones to take it on the chin last Wednesday afternoon. Red Met­ calf sent his Sox into the game deter­ mined to come out of the cellar and they did temporarily by defeating1 the Braves 5-1. 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