: -"V.' • ---- , -7 ' „ • • . ' - ' * ?,•••••:••? V %•v v Literary Issue Today- See Page Three ifiMmiuiimflimaimiMatiimiiiitiMiMMMKHiMHiiiiiitiiiiimMiiiiM 4. ' '..'V'-V: : ampus WASHINGTON STATE NORMAL SCHOOL rier a Tri-Normal Team Picked See Sports Page •MiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaiiMiftiiiiiiiHittiiMitMiiiiititfitiiitMaiitiiiiinti Vol. No. 8 ELLENSBURG, WASHINGTON, THURSDAY, DECEMBER 6, 1934 No. 9 WOMEN HOLD FORMAL DANCE FROM HERE THERE and EVERYWHERE PHONOGRAPHS •Some 'individuals think of phono­ graphs as belonging to the past, and «of who who still use them as out of Btep with the times. Nothing could he more illoigical. There are many people who prefer a 'good recording to Tadio music. That •this is so is borne out by the fact ithat artists and recording facilities are kept at work on good perform­ ances. There have been issued in tihe past few years a goodly number of so-called albums. These musical accomplishments pre- stnt the works of outstanding com­ posers of music in the manner that most nearly approximates the spirit of the composer, and with the igreat- est degree of skill of which contem­ porary artists or orchestras are cap­ able. Those who are interested in such developments profit much more than radio fans realize, for, while the radio audience takes a chance on hearing something worthwhile, the owners of good recordings of classical music can rplay them whenever they wish to. EXPERTS COME HERE TO STUDY EARTHQUAKES M. S. C. Geologists In City Last Week To Trace Tremors Dr. Harold E. Culver, supervisor of geology at Washington State College and Sheldon L. Glover, assistant state geologist, Tere in the city last week to make a study of Ellensburgs cele­ brated earthquake season. However, no quake of significance occurred "while they were in' the city, although ithe most notable demonstrations had appeared on the Sunday previous. The geologists confined their time to gathering evidence of results and offered no theory as to the cause. Nothing particularly new was devel­ oped, although the scientist® thouigiht tio serious disturbance might be ap­ prehended. THE CAMPUS CRIER MOVES Office In New Administration Build­ ing Remodeled For Publication The result of much waiting because of a rushing influx of necessary du­ ties for the campus hammer wielder, Mr. Ernie Ames, and the source of much possible irritation to the Supt. of Buildings and Grounds, Mr. Baly- eat, the editorial rooms of the Cam- pas Crier have at last been completed • and are now being "furnished" by the staff members who thought that the Crier needed, among other things, a more sutiable environment in which the pen-pushers of the school might perform. The new office, located in the New Ad building, is now equipped with a suitable d6sk and a filing cabinet for rnte and newspapers and shows more activity and interest than has been given the publication for some time. SNOWBALL NEXT SATURDAY NIGHT Bashful Men Become Kings Of The Campus For An Evening DECORATIVE IDEA SECRET Will Be Carried Out In Keeping With Snowball Motif, According to Committee Committees under the direc­ tion of Florence Carr and Evelyn Walters and a host of other Women's League members, are drawing definite plans to a sat­ isfactory finish as the date for the annual Snow Ball, traditional women's date dance and first formal of the year, to be held this Saturday evening, approach­ es. ONCE WOMEN PAY On- this evening, the bashful swains of the Campus will more than likely be swept from their feet by the un­ usual amount of attention rendered them by the fairer sex who, for this evening, open their purse strings and invite young gentlemen to serve as escorts. The place in which the Snowball is to be held has always been a source of contention. The new gym, where it will be held this year, usually winning. The decorative scheme, with Ev Wal­ ters in charge of the decorating com­ mittee, will remain a secret until the eve of the affair. The motifs in the past, true to the name of the Sn'ow ball, have maintained a wintry air. This year's, no doubt, will carry on. RECEIVING LINE Those in the receiving line will in­ clude Dr. and Mrs. R. E. McConnell, Mr. and Mrs. Victor Bouillon, Mr. and Mrs. 0. H. Holmes, Miss Florence Carr, Mr. Walter Rosentangle, Miss Evelyn Walters, and Mr. Charles Crawford. For those of the men who are doubtful as to proper dress for the evening, either tuxedos or dark suits will be proper, and either dark four- in-hands or bow ties are suitable with the latter. A strict enforcement regarding Off- Campus invitations issued from the 'Deans' office? will be earned out, and all off-campusers who plan to attend must present their invitations at the door. EXAMINATION SCHEDULES Following is the schedule of ex­ aminations for the Autnran Quart­ er. Thc-examinations will be held in the regular classrooms, accord­ ing to the schedule below: - Monday Afternoon, Det. 17 1:00-2:00 p. m. All M. W. F. 1 o'clock classes. 2:00-4:00 p. m. All daily 2 o'clock classes. 2:00-3:00 p. m. All M. W. F. 2 o'clock classes. Tuesday Morning, Dec. 18 8:00-10:00 a. m. Both sections of English 2 and English 2. 8:00-9:00 a. m. All M. W. F. 8 o'clock classes. 9:00-10:00 a. m. All M. W. F. 9 o'clock classes. 10:00-12:00 a. m. All daily 11 o'clock classes. 10:00-11:00 a. m. All T. Th. 11 o'clock classes. Tuesday Afternoon, Dec. 18 1:00-2:00 p. m. All T. Th. 1 o'clock classes. 2:00-3:00 p. m. All M. W. F. 10 o'clock classes. Wednesday Morning, Dec. 19 8:00-10:00 a. m. AH daily 8 o'clock classes, except English 1 and English 2. 10:00-12:00 a. m. All daily 9 oclock classes, except English 1. ORATORIO CON ON DECEMBER 12 "JUST HEARSAY" Someone was bold and I was told, (but then I only heard). Yet I'll tell you, since it is true, and, prom­ ise me on youri word! It was, say they, on Turkey Day, the dorm was JdreSar /and quiet. When something came back from the game, and you should ought to spy it I It's ankles bare were full of hair, it wore a' girl's fur coat. A little bonnet (a| girl's) wjas on It—it seemed to enjoy the joke. v None could be gayer than this football player (whose stature is not very great. Who cavorted about and ran in and out the halls of Sue Lombard till late. ' Now, I've told you, because it is true, and you needn't doubt my word. For someone wag bold and I was told, (but then I only heard.) —The Observer. CAMPUS IMBIBERS MAY WALK MORE (Measurements May Be Made Of Liquor Dispensary Distances State inspectors were in the city last week checking up the distances of liquor dispensaries from the Nor­ mal school campus. Under an old law, not repealed, it is unlawful to locate dispensaries within two thousand feet of the campus of any state normal school, and evidently someone hap filed a complaint accordingly. Ira case the act is enforced, it is thought that several enterprises will be (forced to discontinue beer and: wine sales or move to a location more distant from the school. GATS TAKE G0NZAGA BULLPUPS SNOWBALL WORKERS Florence Carr Ev Walters TUITION FEES MAYBENEXT Normal Prexies And Trustees Hold Discussion In Seattle TERSE WIT THE GIST OF PLAY Barry's "You And I" Shows Skillfullness In Its Or­ ganization Saturday, December 15, is the date set for the Philip Barry comedy, "You and I." It is a skillfully written play of terse, sparkling wit in which Char­ lotte Burke as Etta amuses the audi­ ence with her efforts to "emulate 'Mrs. White and her friends." For a few minutes she fools Geoffrey Nichols, •the popular novelist, into believing that she is a "lady de luxe." Rush Speddin is the novelist who "jilted sweet Kitty Nash to wed with an ink pot." He tries to keep Mait- land White in the business man's "nine to five" routine and when he fails, uses his energy to make White's ar­ tistic venture a success. Another person important in the affairs of the White family is G. T. Warren. G. T. is a captain of in­ dustry who obtained his education in the university of Hard Knocks, and rose, by his own efforts, to the head of one of the largest, manufacturing companies in the country. Lawrence Nelson as G. T. Warren, gives the impression that business—big busi­ ness—isn't so bad q&er all. Etta, Geof, and G. T. are important factors in the development of an in­ telligent idea involved in the plot of "You and I." NOTICE! MUNSON! j^nd the sweet things of Sue Lumbar^ wish to remind the Mas­ ter Minds of Munson Hall (moti­ vated, we suspect, by McAllister) that the Homecoming sign contest was won by Sue Lombard, and that such reservations as "amateur sign" were not included when the award was made. Of course, if the hand­ some heroes will be made happy in the reflected glory of the girls, we don't mind in the least if they puff out their chests—their delicate chests—and brag about the bright ideas involved in the prize winning sign of Sue Lombard, knowing as we do that all the talent lies in Sue, as well as all credit being there due. —Sue Lombard Gals. GONZAGAFROSH LOSE AT YAKIMA HILL SPEAKS TO ASSEMBLY Temperance The Theme Of Se attle Attorney's Talk Tuesday Locals Hand Gonzaga Frosfe First Setback Of Year On Thanksgiving PLAYED ON MUDDY FIELD Change Of Tactics Nets Good Results Aerial Attack Discarded In Favor Of Ground 'The Messiah," by George Freidrich Handel, To Be Presented By Choruses No admission fee will be charged when the Normal A Cappella choir and the Ellensburg community chorus present F. Handel's great musical pro­ duction-., "The 'Messiah," at the First Methodist church on December 12, al­ though a free will offering will be taken. "The Messiah" had its origin ait one of the darkest moments of the com­ poser's career. At a time when his operatic enterprises had come to nought, with spirits depressed and fortune gone, he began the great ser­ ies of aratorios by which his genius lives today. "The Messiah" was first given in Dublin in 1742 with as few performers as will appear at the Meth­ odist church here, serving to make known & -work which has since been performed by thousands in massed choirs at many Handel festivals. Adaptability of the great production is indicated by the choice of many beautiful solos. Among those to'be presented are "Comfort Ye My Peo­ ple" and "Every Valley Shall Be Ex­ alted," sung by Mr. Hansen "But Why May Abide the Day of His Com ing," and "The People That Walked in Darkness," by Mr. Hartman "O Thou That Tellest Good Tidings of Zion," He Shall Feed His Flock Like a Shepherd," and "He Was Despised and Rejected," sung by Mrs. Catlin "Come Unto Me All Ye That Labor," "There Were Shepherds Abiding in the Fields," and "I Know That My Re­ deemer Liveth," sung by Mrs. Weaver. Mrs. R. A. Weaver is a soprano, Mrs. Catlin contralto, Mr. Hansen tenor, and Mr. Hartman baritone. The pianos, church organ and orchestra will provide accompaniments. DR. MacRAE WILL SPEAK At the regular Student Body as­ sembly to be held next Tuesday morn­ ing, December 11, Dr. MacRae, head of the English department, will be the principal speaker. The subject of his address will .be "Trends in l&th Cen­ tury American Art." At the annual meeting of the presidents and trustees of the three normal schools of this state, held in the Olympic hotel last week, discus­ sions were forthcoming concerning the revenues to be gained from the taxes following the passage of initia­ tive No. 94. The concensus of those present at the meeting, which included from this school President McConnell, V. J. Bouillon, H. E. Bolin, and R. C. Sin­ clair, was that the present revenue ob­ tainable under the two mill tax limit would necessarily be supplemented toy revenue from other sources. A subsidy from a direct sales tax would be one solution. Free tuition in the Normal schools of the state may ibe a thing of the past should not the next legislature pass these measures to insure suffic ient income to the Normals to balance the budget, $1,500,000 being the re­ quired amount. Th^ reduction in the number of students attending Normals and a tuition charge would, in! case no provision were made by the legis lature, be one way of attaining the desired balance. Plans were also made at the meet­ ing for the official change of Normal nomenclature to the Teachers' College. The conference of the State Council of Education was held yesterday at the Frye Hotel in Seattle. Dr. Mc Connell was among the educators pres­ ent. The meeting was a discussion of educational problems and plan wing the activities of the council. Aileen Phillips visited with friends in Selah. over the week end. Emma Jean Ryan spent the week end in Seattle, visiting with friends and attending the W. S. C.-U. of W. football game. "U" PRESIDENT GUESTOFP.-T.A. Speaking for the Scientific Tem­ perance Foundation of Washington, Matt Hill, dynamic Seattle lawyer, of­ fered a most convincing argument for temperance to last Tuesday's assem­ bly. In his speech which was 1 char­ acterized by vigor, fluency, and fre­ quent humorous illustrations, he out­ lined a scientific indictment of alco­ hol, which is today considered a nar­ cotic and not a stimulant. NEWLYWEDS BACK TO NORMAL LIFE Karl Ernst And Margaret Leitch Wed Last Saturday In The Dalles Dr. Sieg To Deliver Address At Junior High School Assembly Ellensburg will have a distinguished visitor Monday, December 10th, when Dr. Lee Paul Sieg, president of the University of Washington^ delivers an address to the various Parent-Teach­ ers Associations at an assembly at the Junior High school. During his short residence in this state, Dr. Sieg'has gained the repu­ tation of being an advanced thinker, rather liberal and tolerant in his views nd respectful of the opinions'of the minorities. Former Students of the University of Washington plait to do him special honor while here. KAPPA PI TEA The Kappa Pi is glad to extend its hospitality to students and friends of the Normal school for its Children's Art Exhibit next Monday from 2:30 to 5:00 p. m., to be held in the Library balcony. The •exhibit, interestingly conceiv­ ed, will cover representations of art and creative work from early scribbles to more definite ideas of later years. Karl O. Ernst, popular member of the Music Department, has taken a now lease on life since last Saturday evening. His flashing smile carries with it some significance—he's now a married man! Mrs. Ernst, formerly' Margaret Leitch, is a graduate of the Oregon State Normal school and taught in Salem schools prior to her marriage. They were married at a church wed­ ding in the Dalles. P. E. ASSIGNMENTS READY AH 'Students Must Get Assignments , For Winter Quarter Soon Students are requested to secure tihe Physical Education assignment for the Winter quarter as soon as possible and before final examination week. The size of all classes will be limited and those who sign up first will be given their preference as to type of activity. Please take the trial schedule card with you as it is necessary that the O. K. be indicated thereon. Women students see Miss Dean: in N-207 between 8:30 a. m. and 10:00 a. m. daily or from 10:00 a. m. to 11:00 a. m. on Thursday. Men students see Mr. Nicholson in the new gymnasium from 9:00 a. m. to 11:00 a. m. or from 3:00 p. m. to 5:00 p. m. daily. HOOP SEASON OPENS FOR CHENEY NORMAL "BACK SEAT DRIVING GETS IN POP'S HAIR" By FRANCES DUVAL "Henry! Will you slow down or must t get out and walk? After all, there is a speed limit—look out there's a car coming from the left—we just missed it. Really, I wonder that I'm still sound in mind and body, after riding with you this long. "It's just like mother said, 'Now Miranda, that Henry Perkins has a wild stijeak in him and its gonna come out sometime. I'm warning you.' And here you are driving like mad through the towns without a care for your wife or child. Hold on, Johnnie, Papa doesn't seem to care if he frigh­ tens you. "What? You like to ride with papa! Henry Perkins! What wild notions have you been putting into this child's head? Watch oat for trains at this crossing I've heard of the most aw­ ful crashes with trains. "Do I want to drive? Of course not! You know how my nerves are— and still you try to upset me— HENRY! Not in front of Johnnie— have some respect for your son if you can't have any for your wife. "Is this our driveway already? Jump out and open the garage doors, Johnnie. That's a good boy. "Good afternoon, Mrs. Jones. Yes, we did have a lovely drive, didn't we Henry it was such a beautiful day. We.....what can be wrong with him stomping off like that and scowling. There's just no pleasing these men! As I was saying." To Play W. S. C. Varsity Cheney State Normal, Dec. 5—With basketball practise well under way at Cheney Normal, under the direction of Coach "Red" Reese, prospects for a fairly strong team appear for the eastern teachers college. While the Cheney mentor has lost two of his brightest stars from last- year's squad, Holloway and Carlson, he still has four experienced men around whom he can build his 1935 machine. Re­ turning lettermen are Rebensdorf, guard, Helton, guard, Danekas, cen­ ter, and Peterson, forward. Ed wall, reserve ore last year's squad is also out, as are Kerns, captain of last year's, Idaho frosh team, Patter­ son, Yakima valley star, and a dozen other ex-prep stars of note. While inexperience may hinder the Savages in early season games a thorough drilling in Reese's methods should make them a strong contender this season. The first scheduled game for the Reesemen is on December 14, when they meet Coach Friel's Washington State varsity at Pullman. The only other games definitely scheduled are with the other two Normal schools. Marie Floyd spent the week end at her home in Outlook. Agnes Moe visited at her home in Yakima over the week end... By the scant margin of Thrasher's conversion, the Nor- malites turned a. mediocre sea- Bon into a good consumation by outscoring the Gonzaga Frosh 13-12 in the Legion-sponsored Thanksgiving day set-to at Ya­ kima. MUDDY FIELD HAMPERS . Their aerial efforts hampered by a sea of mud, the Wildcats took to their running attack with pleasing results, scoring one of their two touchdowns via the ground. Ellensburg Normal was well repre­ sented at the game, there being over 70 in attendance as well as a large delegation of valley fans. The defeat at the hands of the Wildcats was the first setback of the season for the opposition. Starting off with a bang, the locals dominated the first half play by a comfortable margin of 13-6. An exchange of punts put Ellensburg near pay dirt. A partly blocked Gonzaga punt gave the local gridsters the ball' on the 30-yard stripe Of Gon­ zaga. Carey, behind nice inter­ ference, pierced the Bulldog line for the first counter. SECOND CANTO EXCITING In the second canto, Karamatic, Bullpup star, hurled a beautiful pass to Schmitt who packed the ball over standing up. Karamatic's placement was blocked. The Wildcats marched' half the length of the field, with Mitchel and Carey toting the leather to the enemy four-yard marker. Mitch­ ell than looped a beautiful flat zone pass to Denslow for another touch­ down. The point was not forthcoming as the try was wide. Score: Ellens­ burg 13, Gonzaga 6. LAST PERIOD HARD FOUGHT Gonzaga reversed the status of the first half by outplaying the locals in ,the last two periods. With Karamatic and Penetto amassing good yardage, the pups threatened the Ellensburg goal only to have Mitchell intercept a pass. The Wildcats were forced to punt to the Gonzaga 16-yard line. Two plays later McKenrca, Bulldog half, threaded his way 78 yards to score. He was virtually stopped at least thr^e times on the play, only to squirm away and shake off necktie tackles. Karamatic again was smeared on the try for point. The following ser­ ies of plays saw interceptions ^bry Senders and Mitchell... In the last (Continued on page 4) HERODOTEANS BANQUET History Club Holds Annual Banpwt At N. Y. Cafe Cheerful table chatter and generous helpings of celery proved to be enjoy­ able to the members of the Herodoteans- club, History organization, who as­ sembled in the dining room of the New York Cafe Monday evening,NNo- vember 26, for their annual Thanks­ giving banquet. The banquet, organized by the club's officers, Ethel Telban, Flora Mont­ gomery, and Joe Kahlen, served as a fitting climax to the quarter's activ­ ities. Mrs. H. C. Fish and daughters were guests. A CAPPELLA MAKES TRIP Chorus To Be Guests Of Masons In Wenatchee, December 16 Making the first out-of-town trip for this year, the A Cappella chor­ us, consisting of 50 members, will journey to Wenatchee on Friday, December 14, to be the guests of the Masons and their wives of that city. The mode of travel to Wenatchee has not as yet been selected, but the one of hiring a Washington •Motor coach is held in highest favor by the members of the chorus them­ selves. The chorus will appear several times during the day, both enroute and back from Wenatchee, and will return to Ellensburg the- same evening.
' ' I • •. , *• — THE CAMPUS CRIER c Ike CampusCner MEMBER • Associated gToUegiate ftHrcss —• •••* ...... • wmifntw* if — • i in.,. -3 1934 (Hotlfs'mlf BlVflt 1935 t- Published Weekly by the Associated Student Body of v V The Washington State Normal School Entered as*second class.fnatter at the post office at Ellensburg, Washington Telephone Advertising and News to Main 84 Alumni, Three Quarters, $1.00 CRIER STAFF "EDITOR :... — JIM BROWN SPORTS EDITOR GORDON NEWELL FEATURE EDITOR f. LYDIA GRABER BUSINESS MANAGER * :... .......BILL.ELLIS FACULTY ADVISER .....N. E. HINCH 3SEPORTING STAFF: Elsie Adolphson, Elaine Shields. Elsie Hansen, Doris Sampson, Jack McAllister, Polly Weick, Jeanne Ernsdorff, Myrtle Brown, Helen Minton, Dick Poyaer, Betty Lou Maus, Don George, Helin Karvonen, Bill Richert. "3EDITORIALS : ..., ..'. .Poul, Solli Eddie Shimano "THE SNOWBALL" THIS SWAMP OF INDIFFERENCE Whether it is the lack of interest that creates the lack of knowledge* or whether it is the absence of understanding, that be­ gets. thp concern, is problematical. However, this much is certain there is, on this. Campus, no manifestation of any in­ terest, concern, knowledge, or understanding of economic, politi­ cal, and social problems of the day. We hesitate to presume that Ellensburg being a reactionary stronghold has anything to do with, it on the other hand, we hate to presume that "the students feel, that as future school teachers, any "knowledge or interest in gov­ ernmental activities is misplaced and is a non-sensicaJ, waste, of time and education. Whatever the reason, the regrettable fact stands out, that this school i& the nadir of group activity and interest in the vital prob­ lems of the day. Out of this dark morass of apathy, there arises o.ne consoling thought. Psychologically, this can be classed with the "moral vic­ tory" and "sweet lemon" form of thinking, known a,s rationaliza- . tion, which always leaves a dark brown taste in the mouth, but, as good "Ellensburgians," what else can we do ? The consoling thought is this the students here, by their indif­ ference, are only drifting backwards, whereas, certain groups at the University of Washington are deliberately setting their faces toward those antiquated ideals from which we should have pro­ gressed. Calling themselves "Pathfinders," this reactionary organiza­ tion, supported by Hearst's editorial approbation and beaming un­ der the benign paternalism of the school head, are pledged to "the modification of democracy." And they call that "pathfinding!" The effrontery of the group is astounding. They write to the provost of UCLA and, speaking for the University of Washing­ ton, they say, "We are back of you 100 per- cent." A graduate , student objected to this all-inclusiveness in a letter to the editor of the Daily. The staff, being cowed by the frowns of the author­ ities, refused to print it until it had first been published in a lib­ eral newspaper of this state. If that be Pathfinding, we prefer the trackless swamps of in­ difference.' E. S. * * * * HOW WE SPEND OUR DOLLARS Who Dares To Sky That Education Costs Too Much? NECESSITIES •.LUXURIES ......$22 MISCELLANEOUS $13 WASTE i............. $11 SAVINGS ......$11 CRIME ,......... $ GOVERNMENT ....$ 8 EDUCATION ....1...2 •$$ RELIGION $ I $ -- C A MPU SN APS- By BESS HOWE A Weekly Interview With The Personalities Oil The Campus ,Did you sec—The PRESS CLUB hold­ ing a'meeting on the steps of t.he old Ad Building: MRYTLE BROWN stay- ine up till 6:30 a. m. to study EVE­ LYN MAXWELL becoming more PH- Igrossed in the children at the train­ ing school library than in the refer­ ence she was supposed to be readi1"1? FRANK COZZA, the recipient of the alarm clock that went off in the libr­ ary last Tuesday evening , HERB MAXON really and truly took his English book home to study over th? vacation PHYLLIS TIDLAND among the many who tried to persuade JEANNE ERNSDORFF 'to lead the Ellensburg supporters in a few cheers al the game Thursday FR.ED GUIS- TANO singing air the way" over or. the train. th° trains and busses all loaded: with Normal school students this week end all the boys asking the'r dates about the color of their date's dresees so that the corsages will be correct for Saturday night only lS girls left in the dorm over vacation JOE 9EISLAK and JUAN- ITA Sti'ULE holiing prvi&te corifei*- erees CHARLtE CRAWFORD fall- inig- asleep in class FRED 1 GILLIS riding around in that open-air taxi KATE BODERO telling abmit the newest find, in destiny. DIXIE GRA­ HAM and WILLIE STRANGE con­ versing on tlie library steps GLADYS RICHARD with a r.'ew diamond ELS- ABELLE 1CRU.TTIND.UN itaking a perfect landing FTLORiE^ICE WIL­ LIAM'S enjoying herself before A Capptll HELEN OTTlNl -having ohfe -r J Mr. Bob Jose, formerly of Roosevelt High,, school in Port Anjgteles, the school famous for many things which. wouldn't be suitable for printing, so Bob says. Jose is somewihat of. a shy and retir­ ing individual, es­ pecially when it comes to talking about himself, so , the , "dirt" at hand is rather limited. However, he did and profess a weakness for tennis Klug, mostly Klug. This is Bob's third year at Ellens­ burg. and he plans to enter the ranks of the pedagogues next year. He has been outstanding in school activities, having been president of the Fresh­ man class, and at present president of Munson Hall and Junior Represent­ ative. Those who consider this year Homecoming a success think that much of the credit was due-Bob, who was general chairman of the week erid. ' BY BETTY LOU MAUS Q (P m A (n A m m m (n m { p tp tp «P «p «p t| tp tp tp t m jfl Q» P Q* QJ.fl* fl* tp «p tptj)*r?rx x V t Through• - The Campus Window Ladies and Gentlemen (what few there are left around this school), this is a literary issue of the Crier, so in accordance with the custom and re­ ligion of the policy of the paper, I, too, shall try to be literary. To those who find any evidence pointing to­ ward this effort at literature, I shall "he glad to award the medal for imag­ ination. • —o— I am quite sure that most of you have heard the latest about the Hub­ bard-Lee affair, but for the benefit •of those few who are not so inquisi­ tive I shall be glad to make a few re­ marks. The Sunday before Thanks­ giving, our friend Gene thought that a 'game of cards was much more im- . port sp.it than an appointment with Helen . Louise. So-o-o, as the story goes, Little Miss Hubbard accepted a Cascade Meat Market date to go -to the shpw with one Fidyd' Hicks. The trio, Helen, Eloyd, and Gene, met on the steps of Sue Lombard about .10 o'clock, and as we understand it, one was angry, pne embarrassed and one . was highly amused. i —o— POETS' CORNER Outside the rain was pouring down, Outside the rain was fallinjgi fast. Tho she knew it wasn't right, She said that I could s.tay all night! (Yes, she did?) Yes, she did!! Outside!!! N Jim Sesby is still wondering how a gal could spend a quiet week­ end at home in Sunny side,-and yet come back to school with those dark circles under her eyes!! —o— Stop me if you have heard this one. A colored lady with nine children was being interviewed by a welfare That old expression "simple and sweet" miigiht well be changed to "siiil- •ile arid snjart."'The aim of the truly fashionable is -\ibt' make a clothes rack of oneself but to make clotihes a m^ans of expressing individuality and displaying pleasing characteristics best advantage. Fev reople can wear a great deal of ruffles and ornaments and still look well dressed. This is especially true of young people. Even the dressiest clothes—when they are smart—rely for their decorations on the simplest ornamentation. There are several rules. to follow if you woul^l attain this " smart sim­ plicity. First of all I must stress the roint that you do not, heed a great many clothes. But use care in choos­ ing the clothes you do have. Don't buy something just because it looks pretty in the store window—and don't b? satisfied with something that looks rather indifferent on you even if it is the latest style. iVe mentioned this .point before but it is essential and should be considered whenever you buy clothes. If you don't look well in the new styles, be couragjeous—^-don't wear them! You can always secure modi­ fied forms of the style th$t will look better on you. • grand time in Cle Elum last week end KARL DUNNING tripping the light fantastic at Fairview EDITH BRAT- TON displaying a new coat. FLOR­ ENCE ATWOOD igivirig eveory memr ber of the family her cold HOWARD ANTHONY deling ELSIE ADOLPH­ SON a whopper of a story and she believing him. BIRTHDAY GREETINGS this week to ELIZABETH EBERT, HELLA KARVONEN, MAXINE MAC A'LLIS- TER MARGARET McMECHAN, JOHN MARCHETT1, BOBBIE SAW- tER and PHYLLIS STEELE. "BASHFUL SWAINS SATURDAY NIGHT" JIM'S BARBER SHOP PHONE BLACK 4321 FOR APPOINTMENT JIM E. WALLBRIDGE f51nmiimm»iiimi»«inu'n unnm»nnninmiinim»ininii QUALITY MEATS EL [*J imniiiinimuinmimtiuiininmiimiminnmninmmnpit' Another key to smartness is to choose 'good riiiaterial. If you are able to pick out fine cloth you will find that your clothes will wear longer arid be of more satisfaction "to you. in addition to being of igood material, your clothes should be yirell made. Don't even commit the blunder of b'uy- 'ing a dress and wait until later to look at the seams arid hem. If you are careful about this you won't be embarrassed by having strings hang- ' ing down all the time or by having tho seams pop out at some crucial moment. Maid O'Clover Butter and Maid O'Clover Cheese for Quality at all dealer's MILK PRODUCTS CO. worker. The worker suggested that birth control would probably be the answer to Mandy's problem. The re­ ply was: "Birth control ? * Oh* dat's all right for you,-Missy Jones. But ah'rn married." 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' THE CAMPUS CRIER By MARJQRIE BU^NHAM "Going! Going1!" said the auctioneer. "Is seven dollars all I hear bid for this old family clock? Going! Going! Gone!" Who bought it? We looked around and found that a hard-vis- aged dealer in old furniture had become the possessor of the ven­ erable time piece. It was not like the" clocks you turn out.of a factory, fifty a day, unprincipled clocks that would as soon tell a lie as the truth. They stand on the shelf a-chuckle when they find that they have caused you to miss the train. But it was such , a clock as stood, in the hall of your grandfather's house when you! were a child. M. "Ill 1E1EES"" BERNfcfi COT/WELL, Editor a BY JEANNE BLOdH - \ No one evet thought of such a time­ piece as having1 been manu'facturrd but took it for granted' that it had been born in the afres past and had' come down ih the family' froiii generation to generation. • • The old clock in the auction room had been talking persistently for a long time but now it said not a word. Its hands were before its face, uriable to hide its grief. It had lost all its friends-and in old age had been turnied out on the world. Its fortunes,' like its weights, had' run down. Ldokift'g thru its glasses, it seemed to say: •. "Have I come to this? I have struck the hours and now they come back to strike me." • . • It" first took its plac'2 on the old homestead about seventy' years ago. Grandfather and grandmother had just beeti married. If vras'a'part'-bf their first household goods. It called them to their first meal, that meal mpd'e festive bv the blue-ed'ged dish­ es, land the b one handled knives. As' the clock tolled twelve at noon, the rugged pair in home made 'gar­ ments took their positions at -thfe table, and keeping time to the 'rattle of knives artd forks, the clock went, "Tick—Tock! Tick—Tocki" There were'the shining tin pans on the' shelf. There were the woollen mittettg on the stand. Unpolished raft­ ers were overhead and a spinning wheel stood in the corner. There was the hot fire over which the apples baked until they had sagged down, brown and hissing hot. The saucepan on the hearth was getting up the steam, the milk just lifting the lid'to look out and sputtering with passion urtil with one sudden dash it stream­ ed into the fire making: the housewife rush with holder and tongs to the rescue. The flames leaped up .around the back-log, the kettle rattled with the steam' and ocurtd laughter bound­ ed away. The old clock, looked bh with benignant face, as much as to say, ' , "Grand sport. Happy pair. Good times. Clocks sympathize. Tick-Tock! Tick-Tock." •' Orte day at a vendue, grandfather was seMj With somewhat confused face, bidding on a high chair and a cradle-."As-these newly purchased ar­ ticles came into' the houfee,' the: old .QittikHiHiitimiimtiMiM.MrtiMiiMtmuitiimiiiitiHMHiiiii Q IRADIOS - - - - * s - $15.95! THOMAS & BAUER CO. I | Next to Elton Hotel Black 4392 } | OPEN EVENINGS | F RED'S BARBER SHOP OUBTH AND PINE IRST CLASS SERVICE J. N O. THOMSON JEWELER' . I REPAIRING ENGRAVING I NORMAL SCHOOL PINS Roy A. Weaver . . DENTIST • " RAMSAY BLDG. " Main 70 FITTERER xBROTHERS FURNITURE .^ock in its excitement struck five when it ought to 'have sounded four but the pendulum cried, "Order!" Everything came back to its former composure save that, as a dash of sun­ shine struck the face of the clock it seemed to say, "Titm- pieces are not fools." Clocks sound the march of genera­ tions. A time to be born as well as to die. Tick-t'OCk!' Tick-tock!1 A mischievous child trying to catch the pendulum, a crying child held up to' be quieted while listening to the motion of the works a curious child standing in ia chair trying to put his .fingers among the cofgs to see what they are made of, a tired child falling asleepiin-a cradle. ' « Henceforth the clock has beautiful accompaniment. Old-time cradle with1 a mother's foot on it going, "Rickety-rack! • Rickety-rack!" All ihfantil'e trouble is crushed un- the. rocker. The clock is singing, "I started before you were born." The cradle attsWei's - r • 1 "I sooth an heir of eternity." Music! Cradle to clock. Clock to cradle. More tender than harp, more stirring than any huntsman's bugle. The old timfe-pie.ee had kept" account of the birthday of all the children Eighteen times it had tolled the old year out and the new year in. Now Isabel was to be married. The sleighs crunched thru the snow until, with one sudden crash of music from the bells the 'horses halted, and the guests! shawled and tippeted, came in. The stamp of heavy boots in the hall knocked off the snow, and voices of neighborly good . cheer shook the dwelling. " • The white haired minister stood in the middle of the floor waiting for the hour to strike. The clock gave a premonitory rumble to let them know it was 'goirtg off and' then hammered ^'ghit.: The bride and groom stepped into the room and the Wedding march was played. -' After the Ceremony, the neighbors flocked'• around the happy 6ouple- and heartily- congratulated them. ' • The old clock seemed to enjoy it all say eVery moment had something to I stood here when she was born, was the only one'present at the courtship. I told the youhg man when it was time to go, altho sometimes he Well hello, Kitty! You're the last person in the world I'd expect to see on the 5:20 street car. Is your boss out of town, or something? No. I haven't a date tonight. I just got this wave during my lunch hour. Only fifteen cents, Kitty, if you don't have it dried. I call' it a bargain, and a girl owes it to herself to keep look­ ing decent. Besides, my dear, I'm looking for another sticker now. You knew Joe's gone— My how things travel in this town! He's befen gone al-' most a month now—. Sure. I liked him. Joe wasn't a bad sort of fellow "but somehow—and I: wouldn't tell this to anyone but you, Kitty—I never felt quite sure of him. Not like Hank or Mike. They'd come, around everytime you gave them a- rings But Joe was different. Sometimes I thought 'he'd really fallen for me—eights when we'd fix a sr-ack up at my place. Joe was a swell cook—guess he'd picked it up doing odd jobs like he'd done all over the country. He ?ould fix a ham­ burger steak with all the trimmings as good as any you evfe'r get at Frank's Grill, and the best coffee. I'd just sit and watch him and maybe fix the: table. He really looked funny with my. apron, tied around him and his? shirt sleeves rolled to his elbows— you know what a bijg guy .he was—. Ard did we eat! When we couldn't swallow another mouthful, we'd push the' dishes' back—Joe always wanted to help me wash them 'but I would, leave thsriv till the next morning— and talk. ' Sometimes he'd say that he would like'to1 settle down—farm, wife, kids, and all that sort of stuff. But Joe wasn't cut out for that kind of life. He'd seen too much of this world. You can!t ever settle .down when you've been around like he- had. And did he have grand ideas\ Hon­ estly, there wasn't anything that man couldn't talk about. • One night': he explained the causes of- these earth- ouakes we've been having to old Mr. Green—w: call him "the professor"— "he gets me down: with all ihis big1 talk. But Joe sure showed him up. He told him the way the earth around here was laying and what made it sink. I didn't understand much, but I sat there and took 2t all in—kind of pfcoud, you know. Hi: said he never finished high school but, believe me, I can tell brains wher I see them. He had what you call "taste" too. Why, lots of even­ ings we'd sit at home, or (go for a walk when there was1 a grand show on.. But Jo said they were'nt worth the time it took to see them. • Sometimes we'd go but he always liked the dull ones just because, they had had a long: run on Broadway, or they had some- good music. But just walking with Joe was fun. You couldn't say he was handsome'— not like some of the others. And when he first ,hit .this town, he didn't: 'h-avfr a' decent thing to wear. The first things he bought when he got. that job at the p&int shop was a pair, of shoes and a. sweater. : The . shoes were 0. K., it isn't-, hard to pick shoes,- but the sweater was-awfully common- looking. • 'I wanted'him to get one of' these gay brushed wool or.es -like they, have in the window at Penney's. May­ be a blue one to bring out the color in his £yes. : He bought -a 'brown one.- Men don't have muoh -sense -when it comes to ^ickiry^-'out clothes anyway I still can't understand why he left so suddenly. It isn't that I care but it burns me up to have-any man give me the slip. Joe was-different. But then, he wasn't the type to settle down with any one woman anyway. B:s:des I'd like to go to a dance or tear around or.ee in a while just to keep in circulation. Sitting and talking would'bore me stiff after the new of it wore off. Well, there's my comer. I sure hate to leave this warm street car. DICK SCHULTZ Shoe Re.niilifcr says: Our Soles andj Heels cover more than yonr shoe's.) They Cover the Kittitas Valley. Across from N. Y. Cafe "HAIR IS THE KEY TO PERSONALITY" • { ' Don si Lovely Coiffure FORMAL HAIRDRESSING A SPECIALTY VIRGINIA BEAUTY SHOP Balcony of Owl Drug Store PHONE BLACK 4201 THE NIFTY BARBER SHOI 315 North Main Street Haircuts 35c FRANK MEYER Call Palmer Taxi Main 17 Refreshments and Sandwiches HOME OF 5c HAMBURGERS minded me not and I had to speak again. I ordered the commencement cerefiibni'es today. I will "dismiss the group. ! Good luck to Isabel. May she have an honest fight day clock to bless her wherever she may go. Tick- tock! tick-tock!" After many years grandfather be­ came dull of hearing and dim of sight. He coiild hot 'hear the "striking of the hours, but he "came dose to "the clock and felt of the hands, saying: •"It is eight o'clock -and I must go to bed.'' • He never rose again. He could not get his feet wafm. The watchers sat night after nig-ht, listening' to the de- lirous talking of th= old man, the re­ hearsal in broken sentences of scenes long ago gone by, of how the Tories acted and how the Hessians ran. Everyone spoke in a whisper and moved around the room on tiptoe, .but there was one voice that would not be quieted. If the watchers said: "Hush!" It seemed to take up a louder tone. It was -th'3 old clock ih the next room. It looked so sad when some one, watching for the hour' to give the medicine, would lift a candle to its face. At the wedding it had laugh­ ed. Now it seemed to. toll. Its wheels had a melancholy creak. Its hands as they .passed over the face trembled and looked thin, like the fingers of an old man nWing in a dying dream. Poor old clock! The hand that -every Saturday night for forty years had wound it upi would soon be.still. But just as grandfather's heart, af- t"r running for 80 years ceased to tick, the old clock rallied, as much as to say, ' t "It is the last thing I can do for him and so I must toll the death-knell —One, .two, three, four, five, six, A MODEST CON JECTURE BY CLAUDE BERG This essay, written by one of our graduated members, has heen printed be-' fore, but in the opinion of the editorial hoard, its reprinting is justifiable, H ' 1/ , ' -i | If by some magical means it were possible 'to resiirrect .Defoe* Swift, Steele, and Addison and send them all back to college again, I am sure that Steele and Addison would insist on occupying the same room in the dormitory and. on ertroiling in the same classes. " B.'E. S. TIFFANY Insurance of All Sands Phone Main 72 • — ^ - ' ' ' • ' 'T- '• • - — TI i m m m \ M THE SUGAR BOWL Home Made Candies • j , , - . Fountain Service ELWOOD'S DRUG STORE The Prescription Druggist it- WEBSTER'S QUALITY FOODS Without Extravagance Lunches - Dinners Confections Home Grocery ICE CREAM, CAKE AND CANDYj 502 E. 6th St. Call Red 5341! NORMAL TEXT BOOKS ART SUPPLIES FOUNTAIN PENS and Pen Repairing- JEllensburg Book & Stationary Co. YOUR SUPPLY STORE IMETCALFE'S CASH! Main 196—Free Delivery YOU'LL ALWAYS FIND GOOD FOOD and EXCELLENT FOUNTAIN SERVICE : • •.«*. *• «• - . R • • ' . • J ' - • AT THiB Green Lantern "THREE NIGHTS" Night of beauty, Night of the. sea, Let thy coldj grey stillness Smother me. Nothing stood out 'in that ebony noontide, ' Nothing but the white of the snow And the holy ^breathing of the nun at my side. Strange city, Always -1 shall hold you dose to. me For the ivory beauty of the lamplight Wihich fell across the ceilirag That first night. —Petgigy Pinckard. KITTITAS BREEZES ,It seems that the wind. • In 'its wild flurtg iglee''- Takes aWfiy on its wings . The conventional, me. .. f And leaves in the -place Of my former self A merry. mad. maid .Half a child, half an elf. \ . —Peggy Pitterer. TEN O'CLOCK. ' On the chimes taps are played. Merry voices soften as they near the door. Two by two they star.d, unheeding the presence of others. They must say goodnight. Soon they have parted, • And behind them the door, creaking, ovoses-.- v '. The key is turned. Goodnight. GIFTS 0 what a gift to have a mind That sees and thinks ahead O what a (gift to know mankind— To lead, and not be led. O what a gift to figure well And calculate with ease 0 what a gift to speak, to tell As on who knows and sees. O what a gift to be alert Ar.d active all day long How. wonderful to mend a hurt By singing- some sweet sohg. O what a grift to trust and love, To honor and obey— A mind, a heart, a soul above: Be these but mine today! —Rudolph Hansen. seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve. With that it stopped. Ingenious craftsmen attempted to repair it, oiled the wheels and swur.g the pendulum: But it would not go. ~ It is time that dust and ashes should cover the face and hands of the dear old clock . Dust to dust. We are firm believers in the EHensburg Normal School and. take pleasure in giving students good service. ~' 416 N. Pine Strtet PHONE BLACK 4431 ELECTRICITY ! CHEAP IN WASHINGTON PUGET SOUND POWER & LIGHT SPECIAL! LUNCHES 25c includes . SOUP, DESSEFCT, DRINK HAMBURGERS 10C Motor Coach 1 LUNCH j •"HIIIUIIIlMiaHlllllHMMMIIItHIUMlUtltllMlllllllttmiiimgl CLYMER FLORISTS { Corsages and Orchids 1 MAm 201 ^ t PRICES REASONABLE - j I Have your Suit and Overcoat | | Cleaned and Pressed Before! 1 The Snow Ball i \ HOLLYWOOD CLEANERS { ! ED WILSON, Prop. I { 1 Phone Black 5651 I & Defoe and Swift, on tne other hand, would probably find lodgings together off campus and indulge in a spasmodic sort of housekeeping as Would natmv ally result when two egotistical per- 'sonalit e-s attempted to me»t on a co­ operative basis. Their landlady would, no -foubt." frequently bear Mr. Swift berating his roommate in emrhatic if not obscene lahguaa-s. apd Mi*. De­ foe adequately defending -himself in choice collegiate slang. If I were attendini-2 school at this !time and could meet the di-stirixuished quartet personally as I have mnt them : in their writings I would, in a.lli prob­ ability, form an intimate friendship with Defoe and Swift and a more cas­ ual- acquaintance with Steele and Ad­ dison. . The former two (in spite of -personal insults from Mr. Swift) I would en.ioy 'because of their caustic irony and cffervescent, wit. We would,, all three of us, enjoy discussing Men­ cken, Dreis?r and Sinclair Lewis, and nerhaos. speculating on the merits of th" N. R. A. Steele and Addison, however, would achieve greater popularity on the cam­ pus an d wou'd be continually submerg­ ed in the whirl of social life. I would •expect to sni Mr. Addison striding about the campus -greeting: effusively ev-grv one he chanced to pass. Steele would more likely be found out on the 1-awh under a. tree, surrounded by a bevv. of admiring. co-eds. . • Since, oijr imagination has already led- us into a fanciful situation, we could not err by stretching it-a bit farther and specificallv locating our­ selves at EHensburg. I am quite cer­ tain that our friends would find the place agreeable—particularly Addison who would, be relieved to know that our beverage parlors could meet his mc=t exacting requirements. - Perhn-.s-the'outstanding change that would take place in our school life 'wor.lds be the dailv publication of the Campus Crier. With four enthusiastic and orolific contributors the paper wou^d expand in size and content. Addison and St°?le would contribute articles .of social interest—intimate glimpses of faculty members ard stu­ dents and witty but polite reforms of camr.us ethics or school traditions. The former would distinguish himself by an elegant scholarly, and polished style which students ih English class­ es would no doubt have held before •them as a worthy objective. Steele, top, would dash, off delightful articles differing only in their sketehiness ard their less delicate elaboration. I am sure Steele would lose no opportunity to report on all the social functions of -the school certainly he would-be in a position to know all the intimate details. Defoe would excel as a student teacehr. His vivid narratives in- the first person would endear him to every pupil in the training school and wouy be- of material benefit in extending and increasing the circulation' of the Crier. Without doubt the- local cham­ ber of commerce would inveigle him into writing advertising literature for them. . Poor Mr. Swift would be too eccen­ tric to achieve much popularity. He Tvould perhaps, be admired for his sheer audacity. I would not be sur­ prised if the cierygymen in town united in an attempt to Texpui^e, the Crier of his "Modest Proposals." His frientds would bi- few but his admirers many. Few wculd appreciate, his scorchiiig Sarcasm directed fearlessly at stu­ dents and teachers alike. The p-ers- sonnel department might find it neces­ sary to offer him suggestions from time to time, although I fear he would openly resent any -personal interest that smacked of guidance?1. What a heyday for the English de­ partment to have four celebrities on the campus. It would take little im­ agination to feel that then perhaps the gymnasium could be dispensed with or perhaps changed into a salon that might be a proper environment for our four wits and their cronies. 13 .u EARL ANDERSON, Mgr. North Walnut St. A light weight, ALL WOOL flannel ' ROBE is, a choice gift for women! » 5-w .! :Cv4" Mannishly tailored, ais smart •women want them — with double notched collar, flan­ nel sash and three pockets! Warm as a blanket robe three times its weight! Range of solid colors or solid combination colors, light or dark! Size 16, and small, medium and large! CO In c
.. •••:.••- •-••• V-.•••• • : /-v • -• - :y: -\ : ' kv ' '' " .. . ... % , .'."•"/V'-'*,«:••••.. . All-Star Grid Ti Chosen Wildcat Sports Tri-Normal Hoop Season Starts GORDON NEWELL FRED GILLIS JOHNNY GROVE CLARENCE THRASHER SPEED SOtBERG SOL'S SPORTS SLANTS PROFESSOR'S PREDIC­ TIONS AVERAGE UP WELL BASKET BALL SEASON WITH US AGAIN FAN'S-EYE VIEW \OF GONZAGA GAME VITAL STATISTICS ON GONZAGA GAME ALL-STAR TEAM PICKED GONZAGA LOSES TO ELLENSBURG Blue And White Gets Their First Setback Of 1934 Season (Continued from page 1) By SPEED SOLBERG With the gridiron season over, the Prof, pre­ pares to hibernate... He has picked 39 winners in 48 games. Like a Barbarossa he will again arise and help the better by picking the teams that won't win. His only interest this week­ end is in the Notre Dame-U. S. C. game. The Irish have too much man power for the Tro­ jans and should score at least three too many touchdowns for Warburton and company. With the Wildcat season over, sta-* tistical criticism will be of no avail. Let's present the highlights of the Gonzaga game. Here they are: That beautiful slashing touchdown run of Carey's after thiifty yards through tackle a "dead man" play in the last half, that made not more than six yards for W. 8. N. S. Denslow pull­ ing the rare one for the second straight time by punting back on the kick-off, it fooled the Bulldogs no lit­ tle bit Mitchell averaging 9 yards on three straight plays before shooting a neat pass to Denslow for the sec­ ond counter Denslow's 45-yard \ punt­ ing average in the first half, 17 yards p*r kicjk farther than KaramBtJcs no fumbles on line plays by either team mediocre tackling on quite a number of plays by the Wildcats. Mc- Kenna's (Gonzaga) 80-yard ran for pay dirt in the third quarter that elusive pass combination of Karamatic and Schmitt. —o— ' Hunches For Basketball Season The Tri-Normal title to be settled definitely—two new faces may adorn the appearance of the first string five. A little less average height and more speed will be the Wildcat's lot. The return of abundant material gives El- lensbung a bright outlook for the sea- sore. With football stars on the tenta­ tive squad, there 'will be no great dearth of condition. We may see Ernie Ames in action if plans for the game with Tyrell's of Yakima g«o thru. Watch those former high school stars—Warner, Porter, Chiotti, and Crimp. THE VITAL STATISTICS FOR LAST WEEK'S GONZAGA GAME ARE AS FOLLOWS: Ellensburg Gonzaga First downs 10 5 Yds gained scrimmage 214 145 Yards by passes 19 85 Passes completed. 2 (1 (by.penalty) 5 VIKINGS BEGIN COURT PRACTISE Basketball Vetersans Scarce On Bellingham Squad This Season Bellingham State Normal, Dec. 5— (Special)—With the football armor tucked away in moth balls, and the barking of signals only a memory for this year, Coach Lappenbusch swung his megaphone toward the maple court and gave the first call fir bas­ ketball practise on the first day after Thanksgiving recess. Passes attempted .6 Fumbles (scrimmage) ....0 Kicks iblocked by 1 Passes intercepted iby. 4 Punts (total yard'e) 9-342 Punting average 38 Average return 6 Penalties (yards) 5 Touchdowns 3. Conversion 1 10 0 - 0 1 10-316 31.6 7.4 45 2 0 Bill Ellis and Bemice Colwell ac­ companied Mr. and Mrs. Glen Stewart to Seattle last week end to see the U. of W.-W. S. C. football game. Both reported interesting things about the game and the concert given by Sergei Radunaainoff. . quarter, the fans were brought to their feet by dangerous thrusts by both teams. A clever air attack brought the ball 20 yards in two plays, the combination of Karamatic and Schmitt again raising havoc... Mike Mitchell came to the rescue with a nice catch of a pass intended for Schmitt... The Wildcats were near scoring territory as the game ended. Score: Ellensburg 13, Gonzaga Frosh 1.2. STRATEGY REVERSED In recalling the highlights of the, ijame, it was said that Nicholson's pet strategy was an aerial endeavor, and that his running plays were weak. This bit of philosophy was proven false, as his backs ran amuck on the ground with nearly the scrimmage yardage of the Whitwotth game (pasisng not included.) His aerial game was below its usual par, tho it accounted for one of the two counters. Over-anxiety cost the opposition three major penalties for clipping, and roughing the kicker. Next year should see Karamatic filling Bee Peterson's boots Max Krause will certainly envy him. The next meeting of the two squads should be interesting, indeed. Dr. McConnell was the main speaker at a combined assembly of the High school and Junior High school, Wed­ nesday, November 28th. fl/flLANOWSKI'S UTTERINGS COACH LAPPENBUSCH "AUNT JA1WE, WE BAfl OUK FSOSE BACK EV~ AGAIN" Wtle HAT costs so lit­ and is worth as much as a tele­ phone in your home? It is a source of pleasure for all the family. It is a tune and step saver in good weather and bad. It is a pro­ tector. Order Yours Todug! AL FREEMAN AND HIS 10-PIECE BAND ELKS TEMPLE -FRIDAY, DEC. 7 Admission: Gents 40c, Ladies 25c So far there are only two veterans in Viking uniforms, Tony Zambas, and Bud Vander Griend. However, it is expected that Sollie, Fitzer, and Duranigan, all lettermen will be back for the winter quarter, and a number of very promising new men are show­ ing up well in Bellingham colors. Among them are Stutz, all-Northwest Conference guard from Albany Col­ lege, Si Boulton, University of Wash­ ington, Dumbijosky, Aberdeen hig(h star, and Carver, center from Fairhav- en high school. Bellingham carries on a strong in­ tramural basketball program and a good deal of valuable material is de­ veloped in this way each season. It is expected that several men of var­ sity calibre will be discovered via this route. A complete casaba schedule is being drawn up by the Viking athletic ad­ ministration), but as yet games have been definitely scheduled only with the other teams making up the tri- Normal circuit. Between the close of| *ne athletic season, and the beginning of another, (comes a pause in the day's occupa­ tion that is known as the children's hour) there is usually a very bad drop in the yell king's batting average.. In fact I am about as important this time of the year as the king of Italy. Not that I care for my own sake (one for all and all for me is my motto), but I hate to see all the fine spirit you folks have worked up during the football season to phht in these horse latitudes between the grid iron and the maple court. —o— So if I or my bosses, Miss Erns- dorff, and Miss Malmgren take it into our heads to call a nice short 10 min­ ute pep assembly (with full aproval of board of Deans, Student Council, Executive Committee, etc., etc.) I hope and trust that all you 'happy and pep­ py future pedagogues, etc., will come up to the auditorium and help raise the roof. —o— After we rasie it, probably all we will see will be a lot of dust and spiders, 1 But that's neither here nor there. But seriously, let's not forget how to support the team. They have a fine chance to make up for the past football season by taking a first place in the basketball league THIS season, so let's keep behind them all the way. And in closing I'd like to thank 'Dr. Sparks, Mr. Ernst, the pep band, Paul Soli, Frank Herr, Malcom Errieson and the Knights of the Claw, Brown, Newell and the Crier, and all you loyal studtnts who gave your loyal support, without which, such small success as we have enjoyed during the past football season) would not have been possible. i —LEO. ELLENSBURG MEN PLACE ON ALL-STAR TRI-NORMAL SELECTION Carey, Denslow, Hakola Take First Honors Stewart, Holl, Mitch­ ell Also Named Ceislak, Burnett, And Thurston Receive Honorable Mention By GORDON NEWELL In an attempt to present a representative All-Normal football team for this season, the Crier sports staff has grouped the choices of various authorities from the schools involved. The selectors include coaches, players, sports writers, and fans. The players receiving the largest number of favorable votes were given first team rating, those following, second team rating, and those who were strongly advanced for their various positions but did not quite make the coveted goal, honorable mention. Altho there was a great deal of com­ petition for almost every post, it is thought that a well balanced line up has been evolved. Cheney, the' league champs this season, placed five men, ar.d Bellingham amd Ellensburg, run­ ners up, three each on the mythical all-star aggregation. The two cellar champs placed four each on the second team, Cheney men garnering the remaining three honors. Two Savages, three Vikings and an equal number of Wildcats reeevied honorable mention. The local men who were given rat­ ings were Carey, Denslow, and Hako­ la, on the first team Stewart, Holl, Mitchell, and Kimball, on the second team, and Cieslak, Burnett, and Thurs­ ton, honorable mention. A complete START PRACTISE Laura Marie Cox visited with fri­ ends in Seattle over the week end, at­ tending the game and other festivities of Homecoming. Accompanying her was Miss Mary Judge of Yakima who visited at Sue for a day upon, their return from the coast. DR. PAUL WEAVER DENTIST Farmers Bank Building PHONE MAIN 226 • COMPLETE SERVICE GOODYEAR TIRES STANDARD OIL PRODUCTS J. Kelleher LIFE INSURANCE IS MY BUSINESS MARTIN C. MEAGHER Phone Black 5612 Toilet Articles—Full Line OF ALL ADVERTISED BRANDS AT REDUCED PRICES OWL DRUG STORE Corner Third and Pearl Streets At Gonzaga Game HP5SIS msmsmmEt Coach Nicholson registers intense in­ terest as Thrasher kicks winning goal Carter Transfer Cc 106 West Fourth Street Phone Main 91 With the pandemonium of the igrid wars dying away into the background, and the moleskins chucked away for their winter hibernation among the mothballs, old Joe Basketball once again comes into the limelight at the Wildcat's lair. Coach Nicholson for the fast few weeks has had his hoopsters swish­ ing the baskets and scrimmaging dur­ ing the practise sessions. A look in the spacious new gym, provides an interesting slant on the Wildcat's pre-season prospects. Returning lettermen are Denslow, Sesby, Hadtey, and Holl. Around these consistent players Nicholson is build­ ing his cage machine. Other promis­ ing players are Marks, Warner, Hart- man* Spaulding, Hicks, and Crimp. How far the Wildcats will go in the hoop race is problematical. Nichol­ son has lost five men of last year's brilliant squad, which tied for the tri- Normal championship. This year the aspirants are inexperienced, but fast. Year in and year out, however, Nicholson can 'be counted upon to pro­ duce a team that rates high, the pres­ ent £o be no exception. The schedule will ibe completed in the near future, and then the cage scramble will be on. 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