P^nHimuniiimiHiiiiMiiiHiiiiiinHMuuiiiiiiiiiiiiiintmniuiiiiiiitiip SEE THE ONE-ACT PLAYS f THIS WEEK f ! iiiihiiiimQ e Cri 1 . • BliittMi imtlimiinmiMtiMiiMiHimi rier r 'ft • -•-1 V ft "-Y'V LITERARY EDITION NEXT WEEK i|p & •illlltllltlltlllMIIIIKimii WASHINGTON STATE NORMAL SCHOOL Vol. No. 8 ELLENSBURG, WASHINGTON, THURSDAY, MARCH 7, 1935 No. 19 MANY THINKERS ATTEND MEETING Semantics Conference Concludes Saturday Afternoon SISSON HERE FROM REED Korzybski Lectures, At U. of W. Monday and Tuesday Mr. J. Trainor's return to classes Wednesday morning from a trip to Seattle iwith Count Korzybski con cluded, on this campus, the First American Congress for General Se mantics. This conference, which at tracted such scientifically minded thinkers of the Northwest as Dr. E. 0. Sisson of Reed College, was brought to this campus by a committee of three, J., Trainor, S. D. Smyser, and H. €. Whitney. McConnell Welcomes Opening with a welcome address 'by Dr. McConnell, the Congress heard «Dr. Sisson introduce Count Korzybski, author of "Manhood and Humanity" and "Science and Sanity," and the (principal speaker of the meeting. •Several readings of papers were (held, both on Friday and Saturday. On on Friday afternoon dealing with •papers from related fields of science (was featured by talks by Selden Smy ser of this school and Dr. Sisson of Reed College. Among interesting pa pers read was one from Prof. W. Bur- ridge of the University of Lucknow, India. Other readings dealt with papers relating to medicine and psychiatry and education. • Korzybski In Seattle Following the Congress, Mr. Train or accompanied the Count to the Uni versity of Washington where Count Korzybski was the main speaker at another two-day meet, on Monday and Tuesday of this week. REGISTRATION NOTICE Students who have not yet pre- registered for the Spring quarter and any whose schedules are not complete are requested to call at the Registrar's Office before Mar. 15 and arrange their schedules with Mr. Whitney. Also, students who have not se cured the Physical Education as signment are urged to do so at once. REGISTRAR'S OFFICE. OPERETTA PLEASES LARGE AUDIENCES Operetta Shows Originality Of Children Pauline Burns, who sings with Merle Carlson's orchestra, visited at Sue Lombard with Helen Gillinwater over the week end. She attended the dance Saturday night and we hope she enjoyed it. Between the Lines We see by the University Daily that the Architects of that institution have established a permanent social fund for their organization by a simple ex pedient. The mural decorations used at their ,recent Kwanki Koi dance were saved from .the hands of souven irs hunters, and already the club has received $20.00 for their one night dental to the D. A. iR. house, while the Seattle Yacht Club has offered $13.00 for their use. SOUVENIR HUNTERS It's too bad that the Knights of the Chnr couldn't have done something of that kind with the hand painted side show posters which adorned the walls •t their recent county fair dance. The Knights were given several cash of fers for the works of art, but waited a bit too long, and despite the frantic work of Chief Soli, the posters were snatched down, and dragged out in the closing minutes of the dance. FUNNY JOKES The snoopy reporter observes that some of our more learned faculty members were exchanging notes con taining funny, or rather punny jokes during the course of the recent scien tific lectures, and recalls' vividly that he received a thump on the head for just s-uch a bit of work during a grade school debate. Of course that WAS in grade school, however. Sue Lombard Council Makes New Rulings For Its Errant Women Appreciative audiences g r e et e d "Hansel and Gretel," the production of the two hundred' and fifty students in the Normal's Training School, at three performances, Thursday, Friday and Saturday. The operetta showed the originality of the children thru- out in their interpretation of the story and the music as it was written by the old master, Humperdinck, German composer of operatic melodies. The work of the leading parts and that of the supporting cast and chor uses showed a smoothness which came from the intensive practise, on the operetta preceding its presentation this last week end- "Hansel and Gretel" was a familiar story to all who attended, hut the in terpretation of the story by the chil dren lent it an atmosphere of reality which could not be attained by mere reading. The unusually large attendance to the three days' performances netted the children a profit of $78.02, according to Miss Mary Simpson, who had charge of the ticket sales and advertising. This money, she said, will be used by the children to purchase many need ed articles for the Training school, among them a portable phonograph to rtplace the present one and new cur tains for several rooms. The Training school children' and those in charge of the production wish to thank all those who attended the performances and those student teach ers who so willingly gave of their time to help to make the operetta a success. STEPHENS TRACES THOUGHT RISING At a meeting of the council held February 25th |the following rules were drawn up for the administration of Sue Lombard and Kamola halls. A house meeting subsequently approv ed them as presented by the council. The offenses and penalties were listed in official 'bulletins to the girls as follows: First Offenses 1—'Necking in the dormitory. Penalty: Campussed for one week end. 2—Smokinlg in the dormitory (against state law.) Penalty: Campussed for one week end. 3—'Failure to respect proctor's wishes. Penalty: Brought tcp before coun cil, penalty will be imposed. 4—Noise in hall (a) Screaming (b) Running. Penalty: Brought up before coun cil, penalty will be imposed. 5—Coming in late. Penalty: Report to council, penalty. 6—Staying off campus over night without leave. Penalty: Campussed for one week. 1—Failure to comply with penalties will result in being reported by the council to the Board of Deans. 2—If these offenses, r.amely -.1, 2, and 6 are repeated the offender is au tomatically reported to the Board of Deans. 3—Boy involved in necking will be reported to Mr. Holmes if he fails to cooperate with the rules. 4—Campussing involves— (1) No dates (2) No talking to boys (3) Do not leave campus (4) If plans have been made for week end each girl is responsible for cancelling her own plans. 5—May go to library if not accom panied iby boy. Also church. Report to member of council when you leave and when you return-. 6—These regulations have been drawn up as a result of violations of rules and regulations by your student representatives namely the officers and proctors of the hall. RHODA WHITE ON THREE B'S OF EDUCATION HERODOTEANS WILL GIVE COVE PROGRAM Aim Of Philosophy Parallels That Of Education According to a club tradition otf long standing, the History clulb is plan ning to take part on Friday, March 8, in presenting a program with the Co\e school teachers and pupils completing the entertainment. The numbers to be presented by the History club include a dance 'by Jean ne Emsdorff songs, by "iRudy" Han sen singing by a quintet made up of Jim Brown, Rudy Hansen, Dean Hart man, Joe Kahklen, and Bill Ellis an instrumental solo by Dean Hartman. and two short plays, which are to take only two or three minutes each. Following the program, refresh ments, will ibe served after this the whole gathering is to take part in dancing the Virginia Reel, the climax to an evening's lively entertainment. McConnell to Speak At Founders' Day Dr. Robert E. McConnell will be the principal speaker at the Silgma Alpha Epsilon Founders' Day banquet at 6 p. m. March 9, at the New Wash ington Hotel in Seattle. Arrange ments for the function are under the direction of William White, president of the S. A. E. Alumni Association. Those working with him include John Newsom, Albert White, Don Fry, Walter Irvine, and Ralph Jones. Prexy In Olympia Dr. McConnell left Tuesday for Olympia where he spent Wednesday on business. On his return Wednes day evening he was a speaker in Ta- coma at a meeting of the Study club for Elementary and High School Prin cipals. Agnes Moe visited at her home in Yakima over Saturday and Sunday. Roberta Sawyer spent the week end in Cle Elum visiting at home. MUSIC DEPT. PROMISES MUSIC FESTIVAL NEXT TUESDAY MORNING Continuing his popular series of lectures last Monday evening, Profes sor Stevens further traced the devel opment of philosophy thru the period following the decline of Greece as the intellectual center of the world. Shifting the scene across the. Med- itterean to Alexandria we find this new hub of learning giving rise to new philosophies which were largely hybridizations of old and new logics. Neo-Platonism was such a school of thought. JVhile it flourished among the intelrectuals, Christianty was spreading put toward Europe, con tending with serious opposition on ev ery hand. "The aim of all great philosophies," said Professor Stephens, "was to di rect the path of scholarship to paral lel the human trail, or life. Even- to day we are trimming our educational institutions to fit the needs of the peo ple. Christianity, he said, for a time did follow this human trail, but under the leadership of great organizers, doctrines and creeds became increas ingly more important until we find the beginning of rifts in the church that has led to its present status. The Three B's of Adult Education are Bread, Beauty and Brotherhood, said Miss Rhoda White, speaking 'be fore a mixed group of parents, teach ers, and stndents here last Thursday. Miss White, who was formerly Dean of Women at Washington State Col lege is now devoting much of her time to extending educational oppor tunities to those people who are no longer enrolled in our schools but who desire to make use of the benefits of additional instruction and training. In explaining the Three B's of Edu cation the speaker said that bread was symbolic of increased vocational training that opens up new fields and opportunities for increasing the in come. Beauty, the second aim in adult ed ucation, includes all the various forms of artistic expression that a study of art would encourage. Miss White be lieves that the increasing opportuni ties for leisure will give a great im petus to creative art. Brotherhood, the third development that may be expected from adult ed ucation, will manifest itself in an in creased devotion to the study of in1- ternational problems, the speaker be lieves. LITTLE ART THEATER PRESENTS "PEARLS" Peggy Lewis Alice Emerson Tad Lewis Dante Cappa Polly Lewis Therona Lane Mr. Brown Paul Soil "THE MAN WHO DIED AT TWELVE O'CLOCK" January Evans Don George Sally Evans Evelyn Maxwell Charlie McFarland Bob Hanneman "SLAVE WITH TWO FACES" First Girl Lucille Peterson Second Girl....Elsabelle Cruttendon Life John Kirby THEATER GUILD PRESENTS PLAYS Thursday, Friday and Saturday Evening Performances $228,000 ASKED FOR BUILDINGS Building Funds To Be Passed On By Solons A bill which comes up for consider ation in the state legislature this week is anxiously watched by the friends of the Normal who have long awaited the final completion of build ing on the Campus. The measure up before the solons would provide $228,- 601 for a building fund for construc tion work which would ibe completed within the next two years. This amount would provide for a unit containing an auditorium, class rooms, and a shop for industrial arts It would be the largest single con struction unit on the Normal campus since the completion of Kamola hall, a privately financed 'building. The New Administration building was constructed in 1930, being an ad dition to the library which was com pleted in 1925. The cost of these two units was $200,000. The building of the proposed unit would cost approx imately the same amount, the fixtures bringing the total to $228,000 which was asked. Holmes to Talk FINANCE FUTURE PLAYS Attendance Limited To 100 Per Night O. H. Holmes, dean of men, will ad dress the residents of Munson hall at a general house meeting this evening. The Men's club as it was proposed a few weeks a'go, will be the topic of the discussion. All new students are urged to attend. This week we grudgingly bestow our journalistic orchid upon Miss Lu- eVa Olsen, who takes our hard earn ed money at the business office. Miss Olsen performs this unpleasant task, which in our estimation is almost as bad as the dog catcher's, in a pleas ant and patient manner, and cracks a smile once in a while, which is a pro cedure certain others of the school employees might employ to good ad vantage. HANSEL AND GRETEL We would also like to take this opportunity to congratulate the Train ing school teachers who staged the recent all-school opera, Hansel and Gretel, as well as the cast itself. While We do rjot profess to be a dramatic critic, we were really surprised at the fine work even the smallest of the performers displayed. The scen ery and costumes were admirably de signed. A full house both nights at tested to the success of the produc tion. Ray Elected At a special house meeting Monday evening Art Ray was elected social commissioner for the Munson hall. Regular Tuesday evening meetings are scheduled for the remainder of the year. Knights Appreciate Campus Cooperation The success of the Knights of the Claw's county fair dance last Satur day evening was in no small way di rectly attributed to the willing coop eration of school officials and mem bers of the faculty. The strenuous ticket sales campaign which was wag ed on the library steps last Friday was successful from a financial stand point because of the willingness of the faculty in: shelling out the sheckels to help a good cause. The Claws take the opportunity to thank Mr. B&lyeat, superintendent of buildings and grounds, for placing at the disposal of the Claws the tools and equipment necessary to build the stands. The inmates of Sue Lombard are going to have a ping pong tournament in the near future. A number of girls have signed up. We also see Jim Sesby's, Ray Normile's, and Leo Mil- anowskd's name on the list. Hie girls of Sue and Kanola have voted to buy another ping: pong table. It will be put over in Kamola. 'Rve habit seems to be getting all of us. The music department, under the direction of Mr. Hartley D. Snyder, promises a festival of music to be presented before the assembly on March 12. Under the directorship of Miss Jua nita Davies, the Women's Ensemble will sin& VALLEY OF DREAMS by Fletcher, STRAW GUY, a Hungarian folk dance, MISTS by Resphighi, and IN ITALY by Jeanne Boyd. This quarter this ensemble is composed of Misses Marian Means, Sue Tidland, Harriet Castor, Margaret Hartman, Betty Brown, Florence Atwood, Eve lyn Maxwell, Marjorie Kanyer, and Florence Williams. Mr. Karl Ernst, director of the or chestra, announces the following num bers which will be interpreted by this instrumental group: EGMONT OVERTURE, Beethoven VALSE TiRISTE, Sibelius MABCHE HEROIQUE, Schubert and THREE DANCES from Faust's Ballet mtisic by Gounod. Border Ballard by Healy William and De Sandman by Prothroe are to be sung by the Men's Ensemble which Mr. Snyder directs. Those in that group are Messrs. Rudolph Hansen, Kenneth Bowers, Dean Hartman, Bill Ellis, Elden Vanderpoole, Herbert Ma- xon, and James Brown. It has been averred that after much persuasion, Miss Myrtle Brown, pres ident of the Music club, has consent ed to play on the piano two composi tions, NOCTURNE, for the left hand, by Scra2ine, and EN ROUTE by Palmgren. COULEEDAMIS TO BE VISITED Party Leaves Here Saturday For Two-Day Trip Twenty geology students, under the guidance of Elizabeth McKay, science instructor, will journey to Coulee Dam next Saturday morning for a two-day visit to the state's largest reclama tion project. The party will leave from the Old Administration building at 8 o'clock, Saturday morning, and will return- late Sunday afternoon, present plans being to stay overnight at Coulee City. The trip will be made in private cars. There may be room for three or four extra students who are particu larly interested in the development of the upper district and those who de sire to make the trip with the geolo gists should see Miss McKay this af ternoon to arrarfge for reservations. Charges for the trip, including all expenses, will not be more than $2.50, according to Miss McKay. The return trip will be made by way of Pine Canyon. Charlotte Treadwell spent Saturday and Sunday in Yakima visiting with her sister Ruth Treadwell. Three plays under the direction of Miss Agnes Howe, dramatic adviser, . will have their first preview tonight at eight o'clock in the Little Art The atre. Tonight's performance will be limited to adults only, while Friday and Saturday evenings the productions will be given for students. Interesting Plots The plays vibrate with an intimacy of life. They blend every element of entertainment—romance, pathos, and comedy—in such quality that one fair ly lives with the characters as they work out their destiny on the stage.' 'Pearls," a comedy that almost ap proaches a melodrama, is centered about the difficulties that Tad has in buying a pearl necklace for his sis ter Polly, who thinks that he has stolen them. How would you feel on discovering that your sister thought you had stolen the birthday gift which was given to her? Tad, who is a jolly little kid broth er fond of eating and a general good time, has two sisters that delight in carrying out to a "t" the role of fost er mothers. Mr. Brown, the authori tative person who resembles a detec tive, muddles up the "status quo" when he arrives to question the girls about their brother. "The Man Who Died at Twelve O'Clock," written by Paul Green, who knows negro life as it is, portrays the doings of January Evans, a hard- drinking, superstitious old negro. Charlie McFarland, a farm-hand in love with January's daughter, Sally is told 'by Evans that marriage with his daughter is not feasible. January in the throes of the "hap py spirits" has a vision that the devil will come for him some day at 12 o'clock Charlie and Sally plan, a scheme by this vision to obtain Jan uary's consent. The negro accent and the North Carolina farmhouse add to the atmos phere of Green's one-act play. "Slave With Two Faces" "The Slave With Two Faces" is a faithful translation of the big prob lem of life. Baffling mystery and unique situation^, including a dance number, carries the play which is marked as entertaining. Life, an alle gorical character, conquerors, enslaves and masters the ambitions of one girl who is afraid of the choatic being the other who is fearless and brave, con querors this monster and obtains what she craves from life. Proceeds of the productions' will be used to present the Associated Stu dents' play during the Spring quarter. "Three Kinds of Women, Beautiful, the Intellectual, and the Majority" Marvin Stevens and his friend Jack Hutchinson favored us with a visit ov er the week end. They seemed to be enjoying themselves at the Knights of the Claw dance Saturday night. Er nie Ames was here also. "There are three kinds of women—the beautiful, the intellectual and the majority." —Half Cast, Jack McClallan. "But we've only met the majority/'* —— The same young man thinks that commented one member of the Crier staff when the above was discovered in a humor column of another college paper. However, girls, here's the low- down on what the men think of you. One kind gentleman can still see a faint glimmer of hope and says that "Any woman can be interesting if she can taik or if she has anything to say." In fact he thinks that all a wom an needs is some form of expression and further philosophizes with this idea regarding the lack of expression among college girls: "the average type of woman in a college is going, not to get some place in the world, but to keep from going to work to get married or to keep from getting married." same women are not beautiful because of their features, necessarily, but that personality has a great deal more to do with looks. In short as he sees it the solution to the almost solved necking problem on the Campus lies in educating the young ladies so they will have some thing to talk about if they can talk. The criticism wasn't as harsh as might be expected from the above, however. In fact, the majority opin ion may be expressed in the words of the Campus wit: "I don't know what is wrong with the women, but I kind of like them myself." Hearst Objects To Bedroom Picture New York — (Ff) — When mil- lionaires fall out, the fighting gets good. William Randolph Hearst has sent orders to his string of newspapers that no mention is to ibe made of the ultra-newsreel, The March of Time, which has caused so much comment in the other press, says Variety. The newsreel is sponsored 'by Time mag azine. Here's the reason: Fortune, the magazine of TnillionBir^s (it's 2. iol!ar copy), snooty brother of Time maga zine, recently carried the story of Hearst as a great feature, with pic tures and many of the facts—though not all of them, for that would be libelous. However, one of the pictures was of the famous 'big bedroom at Hearst's San Simeon estate in Cali fornia. And on the bed was Marion Davies. Name Sought For Campus Building The tendency of the present ses sion of the state legislature to pass by such relatively unimportant mat ters as the change of nomenclature of the Normal school of the state to Teachers' Colleges has brought some- comment from students here. The fact that the proposed change has not yet been made has brought with it other opinions. The buildings of the Campus have- long been known as "The Old Ad," "The New Ad," "Science," etc.. and it is the consensus of many that these names should be changed to some thing more suggestive of a "College." One suggestion has been advanced to date—that of naming the halls in memory of past professors. FATHERS AND SONS BANQUET MONDAY George B. Cole Addresses Y. M. C. A. Banqueters Dad had "his" night and Mother had her night off last Monday even ing vrhen the male populace in and near the city gathered at the Y. M C. A. for their annual Father and Son banquet. The program for the affair ,was arranged by Dr. Emil Samuelson, di rector of personnel here, and featur ed George B. Cole, a former Y. M. C. A. secretary and veteran speaker.' He- n now connected with government re lief work in Seattle. Coleman Ledbetter, the genial Sun set tearoom proprietor across the street from the library, was chosen toastmaster for the evening. The A Cappella's trip to Yakima, tentatively set for this Sunday after' noon and evening, has been postponed indefinitely. iampus Lirier MEMBER Associated @oUcaiate 9rtss —MLMMHH er r " dbOcginJfBincot 'sss*- Mawsoh Wisconsin Published Weekly by the Associated Student Body of ' . / The Washington State Normal Schopl Entered as second class matter at the post office at Ellensburg, Washington .Telephone Advertising and News to Main 84 Alumni, Three Quarters, $1.00 CRIER STAFF EDITOR . .. .'JIM BROWN ASSOCIATE EDITOR ...EDDIE SHIMANO SPORTS EDITOR . . GORDON NEWELL NEWS EDITOR IERRY *LOU MAUS FEATURE EDITOR . . LYDIA GRABER BUSINESS MANAGER - - - Z.~'. BILL ELLIS FACULTY ADVISER E HINCH NEWS DESK Paul Soil, Malcolm Ericson, Dick Wal- dron, Elsie Adolphson, Bill Richert, Helen Minton, Blanche Brehra COPY DESK Evelyn Maxiwell, Bernice Colwell, Elaine Shields SPORTS DESK Speed Solberg, Dante Cappa, Clarence Thrasher, Jeanne Ernsdorff COLUMNISTS Don George, J im Merryman, Leo Mil- ancwski, Dorothy Owens Staff Artist Bess Howe --CAMPUSN APS « RAISING OF TAX MONEY FOR SCHOOLS One of the most important issues now up before the state leg islature—important to those going to school—is that of raising tax money for schools. How is it to be raised? In the past money was raised by special millage taxation, but, Initiative 94 has so lowered that millage that now only part of tiie money needed can be raised thru definite taxation. A part of flie necessary funds will still be raised by this means and the rest from another source. An income tax is now impossible, and recently Gov. Martin prp- pqsd a six-fold taxation measure, as follows: 1—Business Occupation Tax 2—Luxury Tax on Cigarettes and Tobacco 3—Amusements, including Recreational Businsses as Billiard Parlors • 4—Inheritance Tax ' ' ' • Jknd, of minor importance 5—Public Utilities 6—Gift Tax. However, at a public hearing Saturday in Olympia a group of business men were opposed to the governor's six propositions al most to a main. Instead they were in favor of a retail sales tax. How this matter will end we do not know, but one thing is cer tain: something must be done if the high level of education in this state is to be maintained. STYLE SHORTS BY BETTY LOU MAUS Did you see RUTH SWAZE taking pictures of NIELINE ROWE with HEDWIG MAYR and RUTH GAND ERS looking on HOWARD AN THONY attending the unemployed meeting FLORENCE CARR enjoying her cocktail at the Women's League luncheon LAURA MARIE COX rid ing- around in a brilliant yellow car •JOE LORING taken for COACH NICHOLSON by the Cheney co-eds HELEN MINTON wondering if a cer tain distinguished looking person that walked into the library was EIN STEIN POLLY WEICK, HAZEL SKINNER and BSTTL LOU ARENDT taking all night to study CAJRL HOWARD wondering if he'll ever be able to rate a B plus on his English theme MR. TRAINOR be ing- congratulated by COUNT KOR ZYBSKI JOE CHIOTTI and GOR DON NEWELL dsiplaying hidden tal ents (?) at the KNIGHT'S OF THE CLAW dance LEO MilLANOWSKI and PAUL SOLL playing golf BOB JOSE and JACK MARKS working energetically back stage during the performance of HANSEL and GRE- TEL ELAINE SHIELUS scouting about for news for the paper SUZ- ZANE HERBY showing some pictures of herself in mannish attire ETHEL TELBAN, LUCILE PETERSON and JANE NICHOLL devouring olives by the canful the consternation of every one Monday morning when seeing that winter had returned everyone having a genuinely good time at the CLAW DANCE JOHNNY JOHN SON winning a 60-cerat meal ticket at the same place and don't forget folks, the three-one act plays this week end! BIRTHDAY GREETINGS TO: HO WARD JOHNSON, MILDRED WAI^ LACE and BEATRICE ALEXAN DER. One of the new trends apparent in dress styles this spring is that for shorter skirts for daytime wear. Cot ton prints are noticeably shorter, and so are the styles for sports wear. This trend is especially noticeable in the new knit dresses. And along with shorter dresses, another prominent feature is the lingerie touch. Most smart ensembles this spring have some sort of white touch at the neckline whether it be a soft lace collar or stiff white flowers. And as far as that goes the color needn't be white. Pink is frequently seen wtih black and navy or with one of the other darker blues. Taffeta is one of the favorite fabrics for these important collars, while pique and some of the other fabrics used last year are still good. For suits, tweeds are again the most popular. And here's \good news for that rare person who can wear capes "well, they are being shown with many of ijie tweed suits this spring. Long swagger coats with not quite so much swagger as last year are also promin ent among the tweeds. The favorite colors in tweeds seem to ibe some shade of tan or "beige and, of course, blue and gray. Costume jewelry is more dashing than ever just r.ow. Bracelets have assumed huge proportions ahd are es pecially nice in bright reds to add a color note to navy blue or gray cos tumes. By the way, lipstick red is quite an important color for contrast with the season's dark colors, gray, especially. If you are looking around for a new handbag,, here is a suggestion that is quite the vogue. Zipper bags with several different colored slip covers are practical as well as pretty. This type of bag is conveniently flat, and the various covers can be exchanged for each different ensemble. Bright plaid bags are special favor ites with the sports ensembles. But almost any bright color note is very good with dark suits. If your sprirtg color is to" be navy blue, don't disre gard the blue accessories that I men tioned last week. While white or black are both very pretty with navy, the very smartest touch is blue—and 'blue is traveling in the smartest cir cles. : %ow on tHe ground this morning again . . . .. after weeks of splendid spring weather .... probably nature's sign of reprisal for my attending a movie l&st night . . . the second since I've been here . . . just another stand ard plot . . . The new news editor . . . formerly assistant to the associate editor . . . asks me how I enjoyed J. B. Priestly's GOOD COMPANIONS . . . very much . . . although I was prejudiced against him at first . . . becaused he was tout ed as the new Dickens ... I abhor the new Shakespeare . . . new Bernhardts . . . another iRaphael . . . future Pa- derewiskis ... I liked his ANGEL PAVEMENT, too. Ikey Takes Another Look At Life Dear Maw: I'm still in a daze, from all the things happening around here this last week end. It was plenty hectic, 'be lieve me. First of all, the kids in the Train ing School put on the operetta called Hansel and Gretel, and certainly did well. Then there was the Knights of the Claw dance, just like the County Fair at home. There was all the ballyhoo and noise, and fun too, that you'd find in the midway. Everyone enjoyed him self. And third there was a series of lec tures in a so-called conference on General Semantics. A pretty shrewd old gent by the name of Count Kor zybski was here to tell any and all interested what was bothering him. He thinks that people don't know what they're talking about, that they need to set themselves wise, and that he's grot all the answers down in his little old book. Perhaps he has. At any rate, he does stir up people's thoughts by showirig- up places where people are out of kilter and then he goes to town with his pet theory. He Teally has not said anything new, although he approaches things differently. I suppose his way of looking at things has its value, in getting people to putting their mental house in order. Personally, I'm a bit skeptical about this sort of thing. It's like everything else—all right in its place. But, I for one would not get all wraped up in it—a house has usualy more than one window to look out of, the way some ^f the professors around here are. That's the truble with some of these -bright lights. Some idea hits them between the eyes, and leaves them in a kind of daze for a long while. Finally they come out of it, and look around, and realize that fellows like Korzybski have good ideas, just like a lot. of other people whose ideas may be just as good, but that Korzybski's ideas are just that—ideas, and nothing more. If they're good people will re tain them. Well, that's all for now. Thanks for the stuff you sent me to eat. It helps me out (when I go out of the dining hall only half satisfied, at dinner time. As iEver IKEY. Eddie Bechholdt Week End Gnest Of A1 Gerritz Eddie Becholdt, former Normal stu dent and at (present a student at the University of Washington, was here last week er.d as the guest of A1 Ger ritz to attend the Korzybski confer ence. He is a graduate of the Normal and expects to Teceive his M. A. de gree in education from the University in June. Recently he was initiated into the Phi Delta Kappa, educational honorary fraetrnity. Roy Rupp Weaver, diminutive ex- -jcrmalite and now a student at the University of Washington, was back to Ellensburg last week end for a few days' visit. Reino Randall and Ernie Ames were two who returned from the field to attend some of last week end's activi ties. William McFee's HARBOR MAS TER is another one of my favorites .... Joseph Conrad's LORD JIM and YQUTH and NIGGER OF THE NAR CISSUS . . . are books I've read years ago . . . must do so again . . . which reminds me . . . when I was ten years old . . . my name appeared on the front page, of the Seattle Daily Times for 'being one of the most prolific readers . . . the catch is . . . they wrote ... a little girl residing at . . . books I read that summer are still slightful distasteful . . . Tarkin)°-ton's PENROD . . . PENROD AND °SAM . . . SEVENTEEN . . . 0-. Henry's ser ies of seven voumes ... ad nauseam. Another funny story is one they tell on John Masefield ... on his arrival m New York harbor ... he couldn't see the reporters because .... he was suffering from mal de mer . . . All I ask is a tall ship And a star to steer her by . . . Someone asks me -what I think of Ernest Hemingway . . . his WINNER TAKE NOTHING . . . shows him at his best . . . did I hear worst . . . re minds me of nothing so much as a out-house wall scribbler grown up . . .' •his DEATH IN THE AFTERNOON was very interesting . . . but he re veals another attempt to sell Ibooks to neurotic old maids .... in describ ing the horse being impaled by a bull . . . the steaming guts spilled out on the sand and spelled mother . . . Feeling a little sentimental or some- thirg the other night . . . maybe poet ical . . . anyway rattled off some im itations of the tanka and hokku . . . read Edwards JAPANESE PLAYS .... wherein he quotes an old hokku. Sleeping beside thee, No need of pillow, Thine arm and mine arm, Pillows are they. But I also like Glenn Hughes trans lation of Akiko Yosano . . . one of the foremost women poets . . . in one of the University of Washington CHAP- BOOKS .... Come to see me On the day of my discontent, For that is the neighbor-day of infinite love. Through- - The Campus Window BY DON GEORGE Hear Ye! Hear Ye! Yogi has a con fession to make. The mean comments which were (passed in the direction of Willie Strange and Carter Crimp, three weeks ago were false and with out reason. I thought that 1 was helping out a little girl, but instead found out that I was played for a sucker by one Miss Soul. However, as I was wrong, I am only, too glad to admit it, andaltho I dort't mind a joke upon myself, I hate to throw stones at innocent bystanders. • —0' •"1' - POET'S CORNER I looked into her deep grey eyes, I saw her soul, within. Alas, alack, as for her brain. 'Tiwas no larger than a pin. The Claw Carnival is over at last. No lorl^er will we gaze at signs of various sizes and descriptions adorn ing our -halls and walls. And speak ing of signs, the Claw put up a couple of signs in the dining hall. Jeanne Ernsdorff wanted one for her room, so she proceeded to take it off the wall. Then the storm broke! Jeanne got it in the end, and was she sore 1 —but the sign was put back on the wall. PAUL SOLL: WHERE'S HERB MAXON? FRANK CAROTHERS: HE'S OV ER EATING AT THE DINING HALL. PAUL SOLL: NUTS! YOU CAN'T OVER-EAT AT THE DINING HAUL. A new game has been instigated at Sue Lombard. It's called "Tell Tale." The main idea of the game is to make up a swell story about one of the other girls in the dorm, and run to the council with it. Then this girl will be shut up in a closet over the week-end (they call it "campused") and the stool- pigeon can igo to work, unmo lested, on the other's boy friend. I wonder what girl was trying to get Jim Sesby? EXTRA SPECIAL!!! The great Walt Rosentangle was taken. Jean Lynn Crawford, a visitor here last /.week end, handed Wally a line, much better than the variety which he us- usualy puts out himself. To make, a long 4iory short, she went home to Yakima with his picture. 7WS GBUEGM& \miD BY THE KEY HOLE PHOTO- GRAFTER CLUg i^.ECTS ?*KL With this startling news photo the Photo-Qrafter inaugurates his cam- , agin for more and lousier clubs on the state' Normal campus. At the present writing there are only sixteen clubs on the Campus, not counting the Embalming Fluid club, which isn't of ficial. Now as you can all see, this gives only about one club for every twenty students. Now the Photo-Grafter asks you, is there any justice in this? The poor litle girl in the picture belongs to only the Kappa Pi, Herodoteans, Press, Sue Lombard, Women's Athletic, and Art Clubs, while her heart throb, who is of the athletic type belongs to the club which meets tonight as you see. Our solution is simple. Why not form still another clulb which the gal could join, and which meets on the same night as the boy friend's organi zation-? Of course it wouldn't be very active, what with all its members be longing to ten. or twelve other clubs, but as we_ have always said, "The more the lousier." Take, for instance, the case of one group of avowed journalists. Out of a membership of-twenty or so, the pic ture snaitcher has seen perhaps five in the Crier shack during th coarse of th'e year. It confines itself to brief meetings on stairways, and in phone booths, during which the president swears at the pledges. Then we have a historians club which has degenerated inot a periodi cal basket social, an athlete's club which creaks to life once a year to stage a sort of smoker, only they can't call it that, because people might get the idea that there is smoking going on, ahd a Psychology club, which has apparently crawled off and died some where. We are forced to admit that the long defunct Knights of the Claw has crawled out of its moldy shroud into a set of new- sweaters and appears to be doing things at present. However, this can't last, and jpur good record probably won't be marred for long. N And in closing our campaign for more, and Jousier clubs, we unfold our own little ipet i_f.c-heme. Why — ~ not a "People ! i i Who Have Been Kicked Out of the Library" club? Mesdames Bale and Mount could act as advisors, the Photo-Graft- er would volunteer his services as president, and as none of our clubs stick to their avowed!. purpose for long, we would soon have no one being kicked out of the library. We close, Thank You. JIM MERRYMAN HAS A NEW GIRL. ALTHO SHE'S ONLY THE GAiRBAGE MAN'S DAUGHTER, JIMMIE SAYS THAT SHEIS NOT TO BE SNIFFED AT. Betty Lou Maus, when asked what she thought about the men on the Campus, said: "Are there any?" I \vonder what she meant by that. —o— Well, that's the works, kiddies. And so to breakfast! THE CAMPUS YOGI. . over the staff then the entire purpose of tihe aim (becomes void and of all self characteristics. It often happens that a college newspaper's staff will lost a most valuable membra- thru a justifiable act or statement which ds not in accord ance with the best policies of the school. Such a loss even to an edi torial column should never 'be neces sary when both the student® and the administration are willing to meet to eradicate the source of friction. If a point is ever reached where the staff cannot continue to attempt to fulfill the aims and to Igruard against the enemies of its individuality then there is no justification for that staff to continue to work unless it be to act as puppets for an autocratic ad ministration that is too often found in our schools in these days of growing fascism. ROBERT E. COLWELL. EDITOR'S MAIL The three fold purposes of a col lege newspaper are these: To unite all college activity, to express sane, care ful, and earnest thought of students and faculty on vital questions directly affectinjg the school, the students, or the social structure, and to gather, to disseminate, and to print interesting news of the campus and the outside world. Regardless of race or creed the words of Voltaire, "I may not agree with a word you say, but I will de fend with my life your right to say it," should forever be a guiding prin ciple for both the paper staff and the administration. However, those words said must of necessity comply with ths second aim as expressed above. On the other hand if the -administra tion holds the second aim as a club Roy A. Weaver DENTIST RAMSAY BLDG, Main 71 J FITTERER BROTHERS FURNITURE BY J. MERRYMAN George Smith: Might I have this dance ? Fair Damsel: Yes. you mite. Captain in the Army: Now suppose you are on duty one dark night. Sud denly a person appears from behind and wraps two arms around you so that you can't use your rifle. Wihat would you say? Cadet Burnett: Let go, honey. Mary, she Ibane got lamb. Lamb !got fleece yust like snow When Mary tank she go home Dot lamb he bane tank he go hoipe, too. By Hel Helson, Stockholm, Sweden A woman has two views of a secret. Either it's not worth keeping, or it's too, good to keep. Dr. Nylen: And why did the blood hounds give up the hunt for Little Eve? ELsabelle Cruttenden's voice from the rear: They tell me she was anemic^ ——O—— Always remember the guy that was so Scotch that he married a halfwit because she was 50% off. Housemother: Helen1, were you a good little girl in church today? Helen Gillinwater: Yes, Mrs. Blink er. A man offered me a big plate of money, and I said, No, thank you. My wife gets historical when I stiy out late at night. Hysterical, you mean. No, historical. She digs up all my past. This Week's Epitaph Here is buried Gordon Newel! He was a star at this Normal school He was squelched when at his best, (Now he's dead like all the rest. —o— Bab Jeans always carry's water to his history class under Barto—he says it always comes in handy in case the subject gets too dry. —o— Always remember, you boys, when you go into Sue Lombard to wear dark glasses so as to coyer up the woeful look in your eyes. And also make your girl leave her lipstick at home to cover up the evidence. Frank Metcalf came up from Wa- pato last Saturday evening to attend the Knights of the Claw county fair dance. Carr's Barber Shopj 404 Pearl St. Bostic's Drug Store COMPLETE STOCK OF SHEAFFER FOUNTAIN PENS STAR SHOE SHOP 416 N. Pine St. Phone Black 4431 Cascade Meat Market 113 East Fourth St. PHONE MAIN 103 Sody-Licious Bottled Beverages Candy Punch for Parties Sody-Licious Beverage Co. Black 3611 Prompt Delivery Satisfaction Guaranteed STAR CLEANERS S10 N. Pine St. Phone Main 221 DR. JAMES H. MUND Y DENTIST Ellensburg, Washington | Olympia Block Phone Main 96 f RAMSAY HARDWARE CO. Sports Equipment} For A1I Seasons of The? THEOAMPUS ORIBE SELDEN SMYSER If you ar§ interested in Panama, in its history or its geography, look up in the library the book, "Trails of Progress or the Story of Panama," by Susie Pearl Core. If you are in terested in primitive people because they are so strartge or because you are interested, in all things human then read the last chapter of Susie 'GOrft's book. There you will find a most in teresting account of a trip which the author took among Indians, who in 1025 wtre still living as they lived before the white man' disoov.vrel the continent. Where some of the people she visited were quite unwilling to sell their ornaments but were willing to sell one of their sons, and where an empty tomato can was received as a hiighly prized gift. She came iw contact with Indians who probably had never seen a white woman before and saw a group who have oustoms quite unlike those of the better known primitives. The houses of these peo ple, for instance consist simply of a, floor placed high on stilts with a leaf thatched roof above but no walls what ever. , "SO far I have 'been unable to obtain much information concerning Miss Core but hope this article may cause fuller information to be sent me. She came from Outlook in 1910 ar.'d grad uated in 1912 and sometime subse quently—when I do not know—she Went to Panama where she has taught for a number of years. A year or two. ago I was told that she would soon return to this country to live.. Miss Gore was probably the first of W. S. N. S. students to write a really useful book—one that is still valuable after the lapse of a decade. "YES" MAY MEAN NO. KORZYBSKI Semantics Advocate Addresses Student Assembly WHO'S WHO ON THE NORMAL CAMPUS In his first appearance before the public here last Friday as principal speaker at the First American! Con gress for General Semantics, Count Alfred Korzybski was greeted by an assemiblage of students, faculty mem bers and townspeople, that filled the auditorium of the old administration building to overflowing. Non-Identity Thesis To illustrate his thesis of now- identity between word and object he began by referring to an important conference held at Washington follow- American 'by birth English by par entage English by taste, and El lens- burgite (by residence. The above dissertation refers to Malcolm Ericcson, who upon' being interviewed blushed a crimson red, and exclaimed, "Who me! Am I to be the subject of Who's Who?" But Mal colm soon resumed his usual cdrtipo- sure and willingly told the reporter of his past history. Born in Sheridan, Oregon, Febru ary 5, 1914, he soon moved to the Dalles, Oregon, where he received his first rudiments of readin', writin', and 'rithmetic. He was one of the gradu ates of the Dalles hJigh school in 1930, arid the following fall entered W. S. N. S. as a promising freshman. In high school Malcolm took part in dramatic productions, acted as editor of the school paper, played a little basketlball and was one of the school's outstanding members of the Torch' Honor society. On our campus he has continued his creditabe record. He has been elected president of the Knights of the Claw several times and is a mem ber of the Press club and the Crier staff. This year, the Hyakem staff has him as one of its workers. His hobbies are quite unique he is a collector of rare hooks and also indulges in writing poetry (his next poetic edition will soon be off the press.) He is also musically inclined for he plays the piano and truly en joys it. And we sim:ply couldn't omit the fact that Malcolm is a "high class chess player," so why don't you •call him over for a game or two? Q'" s I THE BEST PLACE TO EAT I SPECIAL LUNCH—25c * * * * TRY A HOT CHOCOLATE AFTER THE SHOW 1 MOl^OR COACH LUNCH j ir.'g the World war ^t which was dis cussed vital problems affecting indus try and labor. The conference's end ing as a lamentable failure was large ly resjponsilble for the increasing eco nomic maladjustment that led finally to the market colapse and 'business depression in which we find ourselves today, he believes. The frustration that the leaders of that meet encount ered. said the speaker, was due to a somewhat puzzling situation: they did not understand each other although they all spoke English. The equivocal nature of our language kept them from reaching- an agreement. Our words, he said, are inaccurate. Yes, does not always mean yes. After thus giving the general scope of the problem of semantics, Count Korfcybski further clarified his thesis by drawing a comparison between maps, which represent territory, and words, which represent objects or sit uations. Here, he said, is where we encounter an obstacle. Just as it is impossible to miake a map that is an exact replica of a certain territory so it is equally impossible for a word to be an exact counterpart of an object. What we need in view of this fact is a language that is characterized iby the same definite accuracy and precis ion as mathematics, the speaker coik- tended. By achieving this similarity in tructure Ibetween language and facts we would go along way toward un derstanding human nature. But as things stand today, summed up the celebrated Polish scientist, the word is not the object. "Show me one case of identity," he said, "and I'll quit." FOOTBALL, POLITICS, ECONOMICS AND HORSES ARE HAL HOLMES' INTERESTS Dean of Men Relates Life Story In Recent Interview BY BLANCHE BREHM Following closely in the wake of the Dean of Women's life history comes the . story of the man who faces life and the women's adviser across the breakfast table. Dean Holmes, known to his many intimate friends as "Hal," confesses, in the following in terview, his weaknesses, interests, and avocations. "The main evelit of my life was tliy birth. That happy occasion chose to fall on February 22 near the change of centuries that is, the change from the 19th to the 20th century. The family really considered it ia fine com pliment to Geoilge Washington. No doubt my parents thought they were making a great social contribution,. Since that date, however, hundreds of people have had grave doubts. My introduction to the Pacific Northwest was in the yea'r 1914. I learned to love the square men and the' square miles. Undergraduate studies were completed at Whitman College, Walla Walla, in 1923. Dur ing the two or three years which I thought woud elapse before I would take up' my residence in the White House, I followed athletics very cloie- ly, mostly in football and track. Coaching, playirfg, and running were my main 'interests the latter I em phasized for many reasons. The Washington State Normal school honored me with an appoint ment to their faculty in 1925. In 1926 I boarded the train for Columbia Uni versity and New York City. 'I con tinued graduate work in bankirtg and taxation along with full time teaching in Columbia University until 1930. The West 'beckoned to me again arid I re turned to Ellensburg in the fall of that year. My intellectual interests are in the fields of economics and politics—the former including banking and the lat ter taxation. In the latter field the State Planning Council chooses to keep me 'busy. I like all sorts of sports and am very fond of horses and dogs. I love to touch horses and how they love to touch me. I have no particular hobbies which would crash the prosiac calmness of a quiet life. My particular interest in women was begun, continued, arid ended in one, Miss Margaret Coffin of Yakima, This charming lady honored me with marriage in Decem/ber, 1933. Sirice that most important event, my philo sophy of life lias been changing. I no longer choose to push little ducks in the water." To add to Mr. Holmes' widespread influence, he possesses membership in many civic organizations as well as many honorary scholastic, forensic, and social fraternities. His promnv- ence in service ckob work serves to add to his prestige as Dean of Men. Munson Hall Notes LEO MILANOWSKI Dr. Sissora of iReed College, Port land, was a guest at the hall over the W"*k end. DUriiig the course of his -tay he met the men in the recrea tional room and discussd educational fir obi ems. and Mrs. H. E. Rainey of Chelan -r.cl Mr. ahd Mrs. H. B. Rainey of Ya kima were week end visitors at the house mother's apartment. —o— Dick Fotheringill and Jack MacAl- lister went to Wilkeson over the week end. According to Jack, the women chased him 'round and 'round at a dance in Grand Prairie Saturday night. I can iriialgirie orie of tihem caught Up with him altho he doesn't admit it. Locdl Boys Make Good Some Orange Posters are making an appearance advertising Don George and his Rhythm Kings, who will play in Cle Eldm this Saturday. At the first of the quarter Don thought that all drum sticks were grown on chick ens 'but now he has a band. I hope Don gets out of Cle Elum safely. CLAW COUNTY FAIR SUCCESSFUL EVENT Concessions Entertain Large Crowd In Old Gym HANDFUL OF »••• v/x •••• ELWOOD'S DRUG STORE •tfhe Prescription Druggist EARL ANDERSON, Mgr. North Walnut St. CAMERA STUDY IN VANITY BY W. S. N. S. GIB!. Home Grocery ICE GREAM, CAKE AND CANDY 602 E. 6th St. Call Red 5341 Toilet Articles—FuH Line OF ALL ADVERTISED BRANDS AT REDUCED PRICES OWL DRUG STORE Corner Third and Pearl Streets ELECTRICITY IS CHEAP WASHINGTON 588 PUGET SOUND POWER & LIGHT THE NIFTY BARBER SH'OI 315 North Main Street Haircuts 35c FRANK MEYER WOMEN'S LEAGUE ON ADULT EDUCATION In the past few months, Individuals on the Ellensbung Campus have been receiving recognition in a field seldom mentioned. Under the direction of Mr. Hogue, several youthful photograph ers have received commendation for their work. Among these is Miss Mary McLen- non, secretary of the Camera club, who had a snapshot reproduced in the December issue of Vanity Fair. The subject was a sheepheider reading a copy of Vanity Fair, and the picture was snapped in the valley on the west side of the river. Vanity Fair printed the photograph together with a letter from Miss McLennon and a comment by the editor with apologies to Virgil: "Happy is the farmer who knows his Vanity Fair." During the past year Miss McLen non has had eight pictures printed in the Seattle Times Rotagravui-e sec tion, the National WoollgroWers' Mag azine and iri Vanity Fair. Miss Mc- Lerinori ire speaking, of her hobby says: "I took a course in photography from- Mr. Hogue two years ago and have 'been hard at it ever since." As a iriember 6f the Camera club Miss McHenihoh has a photogi-aphic study entitled "Profile" on exhibit in the window of Thompson's jewelry store this week. Other Normal school students who belong to this group are Peggy Pinckard and Richard Hubbell. Mr. Hogue is the president of the or ganization. NORMAL TEXT BOOKS ART SUPPLIES . FOUNTAIN PENS and Pen Repairing Ellensburg Book & Stationary Co. YOUR SUPPLY STOKE ?™ — THE LAUNDRY j OF PURE MATERIALS f You Need Never Hesitate to Send your most Delicate Fabrics to I THE K. E. LAUNDRY . i Main 140 METCALFE'S CASH MARKET Main 196—Free Delivery Ringlet' Permanent Waves (Without Overhead Machine) Virginia's Beauty Shoppe Black 4201 {•}- I E I QUALITY MEATS HOME MARKET —mwwwimiiiwmit—cmewtwitwttiwimmiwwimiuiBI The Women's Leaigue meeting was •held Thursday afternoon in the East room of Sue Lombard hall for the purpose of hearing Miss Rhoda M. White speak on "Adult Education." Miss White is a brilliant,-charming woman who at one time held the of fice of Dean of Women at Pullman. H3r long and successful experience with girls manifested itself. Most clearly in the manner in which she put -her large audience so wholly at their ease. For more than an hour she kept her audience laughing and captivated as she took them traveling by ear from Spokane to Chicago, Washington, D. C., on to Baltimore, Philadelphia, New York City, Albany, Rochester, Syracuse. Buffalo, Cleve land, Toledo, Milwaukee, and return. High lights of her talk included: in formative, marvelous descriptions of the Cleveland public library, the Mary Dawes Hotel ini Chicago .for poor women, and the most remarkable art project now being carried on in the United States. This immense art school originated in a great empty loft of a dry goods store in Buffalo. New York, l&st winter. The director of the school is a man who studied stained glass painting in the great cathedrals of Europe and gives his time gratis to teach any unemployed and interested person .the fine arts. Miss White spoke of Dorothy Can- field Fisher, the founder of adult edu cation, and of Jane Addams, the foun der of Hull House, and world famous sociologist. She left one outstanding thought with her audience that edu cation 'begins at birth and ends NEVER! Holding the spotlight Saturday evening was the Knights of the Claw County Fair Dance at the old gym. The Knights of the Claw out did ,them selves under the capable leadership of master of ceremonies, Don George. He kept things moving every in stant no one was bored every one had a good time and all this for the depression price of a single quarter. Many thought it was worth the price of admission alone just to see John Kerby in the role of "Little Fa- tima." It must have taken hours of practice to get those wiggles in the right place. Sideshows Entertain For an additional two cents the guests were treated to a sight of a horribly pathetic creature called "the pin-headed man." Rush Speddin, suf fering the indignity of a skirt, seem ed uncomfortable as the 'bearded lady, probably because his well known S. A. Was unable to function to its fullest capacity. Joe Loring was recogniz able a'S some form of wild man or Tarzan, His manly brown chest and fur-wrapped loins intrigued' more than one admiring stare from the feminine guests. Rhythm Merchants Play At nine o'clock the Knights of the Claw Rhythm Merchants 'began earn ing their salaries dispensing their •wares loudly, forcibly, and most enter tainingly. The parking situation was so acute ly painful in the wrestling sideshow that the reporter was unable to re main long enough to see the finish of the match between Joe Chiotti, the Masked .Marvel, and Gordon Newell, the fire chief. Miss Gove, Miss Dean, Miss Mount, and Miss Howe were glimpsed trying their luck at the bicycle roulette wheel, jviiss Gove won a jig-saw puz zle and nearly caused a riot. Joe Kahklen and the Hayes sisters sang- several numbers during inter mission and received well-merited and enthusiastic applause. GIRLS HAVE MISHAP Webster and Funk and Wagnalls have several uncomplimentary things to say about the word "slugs." To the typographer, however, a slug is a line of type cast in a single strip. We almost called this column "Fistful of Pied Type" but we decided that it'd •be easier to define "slug" than "pi." We'll foe sort of reconciled, though, even if you did think of slugs as some thing slimy that crawl around in the dark and leave a mess for people to see the next mbrnirig. We intend to throw verttel salt on some in the near future. Elsewhere in this issue, we ate printing the recently drafted rules and regulations of Sue Lombard find. K&- mola halls. We have a government bulletiri on cattle breeding that is al most as interesting as this, Kraft- Ebirig has nothing on this ciise. The philosophy expounded iby Mar garet Sanger, knowingly or otherwise, was left out of the document. Why not distribute her booklet arid let the verbiage go? In fear that the readers will over look this choice bit, we are passing it along to you: V. These regulations have been drawn up as a result of VIOLA TIONS OF RULES AND REGU LATIONS BY YOUR STUDENT REPRESENTATIVES*, namely the proctors of the hall and names follow of several Sue Lom bard and Kamola big shots. Capitals are ours, 'but the humor is for all of you. The Misses Gwen Stuart and Lois Nelson had the misfortune to fall into an open crude oil tank while crossing a service station' corner Tuesday night. The grils fell into oil up to their waists, and then fell flat on their faces, 'but have practically recovered from the shock now. We were once both censored and censured for turning our editorial eyes toward the rottenness of the social set up in the outside world. We grace fully accepted the rebuke and we now turn our attention to something on this campus which we have :been hold ing in check for some time. We thank our superiors for having made it necessary for us to (bring to your at tention a situation which we would ike explained. Earlier in the year, a petition was circulated among the students on this campus asking, them, to express their preference of a major spring sport to be entered in by this school. More than 250 students signed this petition, asking for 'baseball instead of track. A mere handful, elected to the ex ecutive council by virtue of their pop ularity, ovr-rode this tremendous de mand and killed the jteition. Article I-V, Section 2, of the Consti tution of the Associated Students of the Washington State Normal school, at Ellensburg states: The Executive Council shall transact business of the Associa tion when said organization is not in session and shall report its ac tions for approval at the ensuing meeting. Article I, Section 2, of the same con stitution states: All students registered in this school are members of this asso ciation. ' Article VI, Section 1 states1: The meetings of the Association shall be called by the President at least once during each quarter and at such other times as he 1 deems necessary . . . And with that we fold oui1 hands and patiently (?) wait for further expression of student opiiiion. Seen from the 'eyes of a student working his way through ec)&6l arid fightinfg for an education, the greatest weakness of the admiriistiratibnal at tempt to change the tottering struc ture of present economic beha^rtor and social environment is the total disre gard for students with the exception, of the F. E. R. A. BUTTER K. C. D. A. J a®3 Begin spring right in Oxfords Sparkling all-white calf! It's not too early to think about yodr Easter ensemble 1 This smart white tie was designed with Easter in mind . . simply styled, with tiny perforations for its only trim! Men! Meet the * Carlton' Sport Oxford White Nu-bu'ck! A winner! J.98 The ever-popular bal style with the smartest perforated wing tips and quarters you've ever seen. Leather soles and heels. Sizes 6 to 11 See it! J. C. PENNEY COMPANY, Incorporated We have industrial codes, A. A. A.'-s, C. C. C.'s, N. R. A.'s, and other al phabetical hodge-podges, but college' students working as domestics in priv ate homes must suffer long hours, meagre cor. pensation, and/ indiffer ence from those who can do siiost to alleviate the sorry coriditibiis under which some co-eds must slave to com plete their education. A girl at this school 'hits'had to work one hundred hours a month to earn ten dollars. One hundred hours for $10.00, or 10c per hour Rates set by the Department of the Dean of Women are, for heavy work, 35c per hour, for. medium and 15£bt Work, 25c per hour. The minimum rate is 15c per hour for sittirig with chil dren who aire sleeping. And because one must eat, because it isn't considered ethical to squeal, because one wants an education in spite of mer.acts to their health and scholarship standing," because of tim idity, because of nothing more than the stupidity of mankind, such, me dievalism must prevail in the shadows of every institution of higher educa tion. / And we toss this handful of slugs into the chase, lock up the quoins, and put the paper to bed for this week. Bernice Thompson had a ^birthday Sunday. She was entertained -by some of the girls Sunday evening. We wish her many happy birthdays to come. Margaret Dawson spent Friday and Saturday nights visiting with her sis ter Alice Dawson who lives in town. Susie Champlain spent the week end visiting in Kennydale. Her room mate Dorothy White was in Yakima.. " ' ' THE CAMPUS CRIKR CATS END HOOP SEASON WITH GOOD RECORD SOL'S SPORTS SLANTS TRACK LOOMS FEW STARS CAGERS OUT THREE SPORTS BY SOLBERG With the advent of track season near at hand it appears as tho Ellensburg has a long climb ahead, toward any semblance of a Tri-Normal title. The school's material is more promising this year than last tho a meet with Yakima Junior College was the only practice indication. The possibility of some "dark horse" candidates makes the . enumeration of favorites for squad member ship difficult. There are several prospects here that would per form creditably on squads from much larger schools. There may be dual meets with Cheney and Bellingham, the University Year lings, and possibly a few others, culminating in the triangular Normal meek Both Cheney and Bellingham have maintained squads while the Wildcats were idle, arid have turned in some excellent records. Bannori of Cheney, for instance, ran the cen tury several times under ten seconds. . Though the track 'hopefuls are not* ' numerous, they have plenty of talent. The Cats may foe represented in the weights by Holl and Marks. Holl throws the discus from 140-50 feet fairly .consistently and thrusts tihe iron ball over 40 feet. Marks is not far behind, if at' all. Marks represented Castle Rock at the state prep meet in 1932. Kenneth Bowers and John Honeycutt did some classy turf pound ing for Ellensburg high at Pullman last spring". Holl and Hoctor appear outstanding among the 'high jumpers botih being expected to clear near six feet. Jack Davidson, Ellensburg high school luminary, is an excellent iniler. Some of the others who (boast previous experience are Gene Denny, who has cleared over 11 feet in the pole vault •Leo Milanowski, a good pole vaulter Meyers, a capabl high jumper Dean Hartman, dash man, .who is rumored as quitting school at the end of this quarter Walter Crabbe, a good dash- man. All things 'being considered, there will ibe vital weaknesses in the javelin, dashes,' hurdles, and broad- jumping. —o— Ellensburg will lose several cafeers of whom they can be justly proud. They are Sill and Denslow. Ralph Sill, who played with the Italian A. C. of Seattle during fall quarter, established himself as one of the leading guards in state •collegiate competition check ing down1 many outstanding luminar ies from such teams as ,U. of Wash ington, W. S. C., Idaho, Montana, Gonzaga, Pacific, 'Whitman, and many others of note. Though he has not •been a consistently high scorer this season, he has paced the Cats in some melees, notably the Cheney and Ida ho games. Several years ago, he scored havily in virtually all (games. A clever, cool, fast and consistent player—Sill will leave fond memories in the hearts of sport fans in seasons to come. DensoW, fast rangy forward has 'been very adept at all positions. His ability to snatch tipoffs has been a factor in many Wildcat victories. He proved his ability to take point honors in several games—notably the Mon tana ggme. Let's give these boys a hand, folks. On Friday, March 8th, the final basketball (game of the season will be played ih the A. S. B. gym, when' Cle Elum high meets' Toppenish high, playing for the right to attend the state meet. The final game in the Nor mal school gym starts at 8:00 p. m. Admission rates are fixed at: Stu dents 25c, and adults 35c. Leo Nich olson states that this will ibe an inter esting tilt for any fan interested in prep school basketball. ELBOW BENDING GERMAN SPORT Dr. Nylen Speaks On Trip To Vienna It is likely -that the Normal will have at least three teams in inter-col lege competition this quarter. Track and tennis -are assured as varsity sports, while golf is likely to Ibe added dnv a minor sport basis. The men would, furnish their own equipment, and a •good schedule could be drawn OP- JOSfc INJURED Bob Jose, Munson hall house presi dent, accidentally sat on a tack in tie dindnig hall Tuesday evening. Bob's injury was pronounced "pain- vfoJi -but" not" serious." TheC ampus L-irier WEEKLY SPORT EVENTS GORDON NEWELL, Sports Editor TENNIS TURNOUTS START SOON AM? Tennis Turnouts To Begin Soon JOSE, DENSLOW BACK Raquets (not underworld rackets) seem to fee flourishing among, the as pirants for' the tennis team. This year's material is very promising several veterans will return plus some letter winners of last season. Altho Nicholson does not have any Tildens, Vines, Lott's, and Boratas, he will probably produce an effective net team. The schedule, not complete as yet, has some severe competition including the Tri-Normal meet here in Ellens burg during the lafcr part of i h spring. Up to date sets have been lined up with the University of Washington Frosh, Yakima J. C. Bellingham Nor mal, and Cheney Normal. Two former net stars are expected to be out when the turnouts -begin. Bolb Jose and Bob Denslow have* bo^h had experience, and can 'be counted upon to form a strong nucleus for this year's squad. CAT CAGERS COP 18 CONTESTS LOSE ONLY FIVE Wharf rats Take , Intramural Grown BEAT TROJANS THREE VETERANS WILL RETURN With the tennis season only a couple of weeks away, local njet sharks are limbering up their arms. Hadley and Jose, second and third from the left in the picture, and Denslow are the only re- , turning-'lettermen PLAYS LAST GAME ^Rie "ricfe man in politics may iget ' a. run for his money, but there's no doubt that .his money gets a run. "There is a tendency for people coming bac^c from Europe to general ize," said Dr. Nylen last Tuesday to a student assembly. "This is going to be a rambling story of individual experiences of my bicycle trip thru Europe." Starting with New York, where he took his boat for Germany, Dr. Ny- len's difficulties with the German language first began. He tried to buy a deck chair but asked instead where one could sell one. In Ham burg, his suitcase was "lost" as a re sult of the efficiency of the Germans. The women of Europe, carry their own luggage, the narrator found out by experience when his offer to assist a lady with her parcels was refused very unconventionally. Another thing that interested Dr. Nylen was the racketeers who sprang up as a result of the hand to mouth precariousness of existence. While admiring a memorial, a Nazi guide ac costed him and offered his servces. Not being satisfied with this alone, the -Nazi asked for contributions and finally became almost threatening. Another racketeer was or protended to be an Austrian nobleman . He taught German to American tourists, and picked up his suckers in the wait ing rooms of the American Express. One of the most gruesome sights that Dr. .Nylen saw in Europe was an old woman who had been begging in Berlin for fifteen vr twenty years. She was doubled up till her eyes were only inches from the ground and walk ed with a short cane about six in ches lonig. Her beat was the Unter der Linden, the main street of Berlin. Among interesting youths that he ANOTHER HARD FIGHTING bask etball letterman who will ibe lost to next year's squad, is Bob 'Denslow, three- stripe guar d. Bob is an all- round athl e t e, fgiuring in foot- "ball, basketball, tennis and base ball. His ag gressive pliaying, and efficient tho u n o r t ih o dox shooting h a V e won him a regular berth on Nichol son's quintet this year, and it will not be an easy task to fill his shoes iiy 1936. met during his: stay in Europe was a negress, who had ibeen under con tract to the Soviet government to- make a propanganda pictute which never materialized. Another was an introvert who hated France and car ried a pocket knife carved with the motto "blood and honor." Another Na tional Socialist was afraid of Czecho slovakia and warned Dr. Nylen about the Slavic air fleet which could bomb all of Germany in 24 hours. Dr. Nylen saw much propagandiz ing being done by the National Social ists in Germany but condoned the Prussian love of marching and parade because of its excellence. SINGS SWAN SONG In a thrilling two-game series the Meyer's -Wharfrats copped' the Intra mural ^basketball title by defeating Sander's Trojans, 19 to 1'6, and 10 to 9. Sanders, the high scorer of the lea gue, was held to only two markers— with Sanders bdgged down the Wharf- rats went on a rampage to boost their lead and coasted in the final quarter to victory. The second game was a see-saw contest with the lead chang ing hands quite often. A fine stub born defense and a fast clicking of fense enabled the Wharfrats to cop the title from the Trojans. Mmbers of the winning team are: Newman, Eckis, Johnson, Meyers, Herr, Simpson and Guisiano. PLAY GROUND CLASS HOLD TRACK MEETS RALPH SILL, four-year letterman for ward on (the (Wildcat Varsity, played his last colleigiate hoop game against (the College of Idaho here Tues day night. Sill's .uncanny shoot ing ability, and fighting spirit have done much toward placing the Normal bas ketball teams in SILL the big time during years. the past few The members of Coach Nicholson's plays and games class are drawing up indoor track meets this week. Each student draws up his list of events, which are run off on successive days by the class as a whole. In this way actual experience in designing and running off playground" programs is obtaned. . Major Universities Bow To Normal- ites During Season Winning 18 out of 23 games, the Wildcat cagers have just completed' a very successful season, in point of view of box scores. Two major university squads fell before the locals—Idaho U aird Montana U. Last year they de feated major teams in seven games. In the course of their triumphant en deavors, they upset the dope by tyinig Cheney for th Tri-Normal title and losing only one game out of eight to Northwest conference teams enough to have possigly won their title too, had they been a member. Their best road performance was in beating Mon tana' U 37-34, and their outstanding home triumph was over Cheney, 34-32. In fact only two teams that defeated the Feline hoopsters—Gonzaga and Victoria. The Cats scored a seasonal total of 711 points to their opponents 566, for a game average of 31-25. The resume follows: . v. Wildcats 48..Yakima Junior College-22 Wildcats 59 ^ Y. J. C. 21 Wildcats 25 Idaho U 34 Wildcats 22 . Idaho U 20 Wildcats 24 . Linfield 20 Wildcats 21 .^.British Columbia 13 Wildcats 26 Pacific U 32 Wildcats 26 ?'. Pacific U 15 Wildcats 33 .^Bellingham Normal 22 Wildcats 24......\...Pacific Lutheran 18 Wildcats 36 C. P. S. 31 Wildcats 34 .x C. P. S. 26 Wildcats 34 Cheney Normal 32 Wildcats 33 . C. P. S. 27 Wildcats 37...'..™- C. P. S. 28 Wildcats 20 .^...Pacific Lutheran' 19 Wildcats 23 .^Bellingham Normal 20 Wildcats 25 ^...British Columbia 20 Wildcats 23 .„ U of W Frosh 21 Wildcats 12..Victoria Blue Ribbons 25 Wildcats 19 Cheney Normal 25 Wildcats 36 „...Gonzaga U 42 Wildcats 37 Montana U 34 Wildcats 38 ......College of Idaho 26 In the good old days when 'the doctor didn't know what was the matter with a patient, he bled him. Now, he takes out a tooth or a . tonsil. The bleeding comes later. The groundhog this year saw his shadow and went back in his hole. The stock market seems to have been doing the same thing. Public Library Chooses To Continue Its Story Hours The story house for children which the public library has sponsored since November of last year has proven a tremendous success, and has1 stimu late juvenile circulation to such an extent that the library has chosen to continue them at the regular 11 o'clock hour as long as the response is so whole-hearted- Several Normal stu dents have responded to the call for children's story tellers. Say* — — *Dori*f fenSet,]«hile vouYe otidn' tcmard tkme thai vfaert y , fce* there theyte $onna di$ up AUn ® flutes you've/ ijpiicjbc&rcjy COMPLETE SERVICE GOODYEAR TIRES STANDARD OIL PRODUCTS J. Kelleher JIM'S BARBER SHOP PHONE BLACK 4321 FOR APPOINTMENT . JIM E. WALLBRIDGE DR. 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TRADEMARK SERIAL.NUMBER 313412 - ' K:. • :. .ACE HURDLER - Milc Uvden . s " champion high and "*~ . low hurdler at Notre 'slA- Dame University fl^Clnd.) '' • "• •• .••' '•- f' : CLEARING THE BAR » Women riders take their horses t over the jumps on the Alabama g Polytechnic Institute (Auburn) riding course. V'^ ' '*Y BAFFLED » Chief Charles Apted, of the Har vard University police, is still searching for the Iprits who stole the Memorial Bell's clapper % W? ••, • .J-t •• f SILHOUETTED M^ainst the darkening sky, two University of Washington (Seattle) women cyclists pause for chat before continuing their ride. EWING GALLOWAY PHOTO VICE-PRESIDENT » Phyllis Norton holds second highest office in the Associated Students of the University of Southern California (Los Angeles): X •til •sstim iSSfei.:. STORM CENTER » John Strachey (/.eft)/ British lecturer on communism, answers questions of Uni versity of Michigan students following his Ann Arbor lecture. Strachey, a well known author was ordered deported by the immigration department because of his lectures. INTERNATIONAL PHOTO UP AND OVER » George Pierson limbers up for the "Olympics of the middlewest," the Drake Relays, to be tield at Drake University (Des Moines, la.) April 26. ASSOCIATION HEAD » Vir ginia Cox, of Vir ginia State Teach ers College (Har risonburg), is president of the Virginia Intercol legiate Press As sociation. PRESIDENT-ELECT » Dr. Herbert L. Spencer (Carnegie Institute of Technology '21 and Delta Tau Delta) is the new head of the Pennsylvania College for Women. LET'S DANCE » And 1,000 students did at the three balls which constituted the Senior Prom at* Lehigh University (Bethlehem, Pa.). 1 PRACTICE COURT » DePaul University (Chi cago, Illinois) student lawyers try a murder case—and the "defen dant" was declared not guilty by the jury. IS) 1935, R.
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I have smoked Camels for years and I, too, would 'walk a mile for a Camel.'" \m H islftl fci S''S 1 ml dl ALI QI ill li l THE GRUNTER'S GRUNT f / rips for clear old alma mater as ui Rito (on top) and Stoddard.tef skill for Penh State arid Harval battle of Wrestlers tfveir mat Left GOOD NEWS is brought to the Northwestern Uni versity (Evans ton, Illinois) campus by these members of the cast of-the Waa-Mu show of the same THE PRESIDEN TIAL SMILE is giv en the University of Puerto Rico debaters upon their visit to the White House KEYSTONE PHOTO name. PAUL STONE- R'AYMOR PHOTO s SKULL PRACTICE » Students and professors of the University of Moscow (Russia) are doing extensive research on the development of the human head. SOVFOTO ATHLETE-PRESIDENT—BEAUTY » Kathryn Stuart Conner heads the junior class at Northampton College of the University of Richmond (Va.) BEST HORSEWOMAN » Betsy Jane Richey was declared the outstanding equestrienne at the Ohio State University (Columbus) Little International Livestock Exposition. KEYSTONE PHOTO "ATHLETIC ACTIVITIES" is the title of this CWA mural painted by an undergraduate artist for the student activities building at New York University (New "York City). Li ROUTINE OF A DANCE is demonstrated by versatile Fred Astaire with onf. of (he sensational numbers from his current screen production, Roberta. ) « - * Si Arthur T. Henrici UNIVERSITY OF MINNESOTA r : -: 'l " SEND YOUR EN TRIES in this contest to Picture of the Week, Collegiate Digest, P. O. Box 472, Madison, Wis. Five dollars is paid to the winner of each week's contest. r Each year singing organizations representing institutions of the Pacific Southwest meet to compete for men's and women's glee club championships in contests spon sored by the Pacific Southwest Glee Club Association. 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STRICTLY MALE » This fountain serves 1,500 people, et has never served a woman. it is in the center of the Virginia Polytechnic In stitute (Blacksburg) quad rangle. Printed by Alco Gravure Inc., Chicago, ID. 5391.3-27 ^PQTU^TEK I From Campus to Camera STARS ENTERTAIN STAR » Robert McKee and Whitney Cook, of the current Harvard Dramatic Club production, Sarah Simple, take a few tips from Margo, leading lady of Rumba. F. MILLER PHOTO - V-:V / v:'Wr 3$ In 1920, Frederick Mtlntyre Michel, a slim, but very "big'-mawon'the'campus" Alpha Delt came out on the steps of his fraternity house, where the Alpha Delta Phis still dwell at the University of Wisconsin, to pose for the yearbook.- How he is Fredric March whose face has been flashed on motion picture screens throughout the world. rREDDY BICKEL came to the Badger campus • in 1916 from Racine, an earnest, serious youth who wanted to train himself to be, an orator and a credit to his father's bank back home. .H?' won the freshman declamation prize then Alpha Delta Phi, taming his cowlick, told him to be happy-go-lucky and try acting. This, with his face and orator's voice, he found no •hard job: he. was soon the best of the thespians in' the Edwin Booth Dramatic club. . ' Chuck Carpenter, football captain and Alpha vDelt, could play the piano. Freddy teamed with Chuck in campus vaudeville in an act called* Two Gloom Picklers. They bottled gloom for • three years, even though Freddy sang Dardenella straight and has never been asked to sing on the screen since he became Fredric March. C:ARPENTER was football captain, so Freddy became manager of the varsity and went on trips free. He earned them by amusing the boys at the piano in hotel lobbies on the eves of big games. Aided by Gamma Phi Beta sorority, where Bickel.got his Prom dates, he was elected presi dent of the senior class in 1920. It is said he kissed 35 votes at the sorority house after his victory', whereupon his opponent told The Dai!/ Fredric March won the Motion Picture Academy Award in 1932 for his versatile "Dr. Je^yll and Mr. Hyde." Last year, in a newspaper poll, Japanese maidens chose him their favorite American actor. His next role is that of Jean Valjean in Twentieth Century's film version of Hugo's classic "Les Miserables," a bool{ too thicl( for Freddy to read in college. Cardinal that he (the opponent) was glad he. cculd roll hfs own cigarettes. Though he was no Phi Bete, the school'of commerce gave Freddy a scholarship to study finance at the National City Bank in New York. There was a change in bank management, and an actor at heart was lost to banking. Fancying the city, he got Howard Chandler Christy to paint his profile for collar ads. Then he took his mother's maiden name, March, and pestered his way into a small part in a Broadway show. IRoyal N Los Angeles March's Barrymore in The Family won him a Paramount contract. His first picture was The Dummy, starring Ruth Chatterton. On his climb upward he played twice opposite Clara Bow, once as a college professor, once as a tough sailor. His prof was the first genuine professor on the screen, and his sailor was tough. Divorced from his first wife, he is married to Florence Eldridge, actress, who has a part in Les Miserables. He wrote his Madison schoolmates last Home coming that he was sorry he couldn't get to town: A very annoying studio production schedule kept him in Hollywood making screen love to Anna Sten! Very, very annoying indeed! UNVEILING the portrait of Dr. "Charles Steinmetz at Union College (Schenectady, N. Y.) where he taught for 20 years. DID YOUR CAMI'US produce a personality who is now prominent in the radio, motion picture, stage, art. business, •or political world? If you want to see that personality the subject of a "Spotlighter" thumbnail sketch, write The Spotlightcr, Collegiate Digest, P. (). Box 471, Madison, Wis. One dollar will be paid for each acceptable picture sub mitted, in addition to one dollar for acceptable authentic anecdotes about the famed of today. £ IV 1 •- rtn 1* rvsS V ' % *x •~v« ..-'I.- . v '' \T~U u -*• , . T * •. '-s $ * "4 • { . .:. .?•:«*• %J?' "v ** , • • . L '&L-. ..U .Mawr College (Pa.) 2 *tr **. •**» VERNON WIL- SHERE, Philadelphia Athletics pitcher, will return to In diana University (Bloomington) next fall to enter his sen ior year. He's a Theta Chi.