wiiif 0MW • : 1 /'H' ,i' SPECIAL ALL- PICNIC EDITION ••V, •v:: • ' FREE DANCE TONIGHT Tke C ampus c ner ELECTION RETURNS TODAY irrf WASHINGTON 3TATE NORMAL SCHOOL Vol. No. 8 ELLENSBURG, WASHINGTON, THURSDAY, MAY 16, 1935 No. 26 DUNNING, CAPPA TOP STUDENT ELECTION TALLY FACULTY, TAKE DAY OFF FOR PLAY Between the Lines The Itobbins apartment "Athletic Club" pulled a fast one on the crowd the other evening when they adver­ tised the Vista House dance as the place where the winners of the elec­ tions would be announced. A large crowd gathered for the results, but they weren't forthcoming. At least it was good advertising for a good dance. No one was the worse for it. COLLEGIANS COME FOR ANNUAL SPREE 250 Students Gather At Esch- bach Park For Picnic PLAN VARIED PROGRAM Newell and Brown thought they'd pull a sneaker on the Dunning back­ ers by getting dodgers distributed on the Campus the day of the elections, last Friday. That was good, but the backers of Dunning thought a good idea such as that Should not be limit­ ed to one candidate and promptly proceeded to print some for them­ selves. Queen Of The Picnic To Chosen From Crowd Be ESCHBACH PARK, NACHES ER, MAY 15 RIV- Some may have thought that it cost money to print those, but through the courtesy of Beck Hubbell, Capital Printing Company owner, the Roll backers were allowed to use his proof pre-Civil war fashion, one at a time.... inking the form every time, with an "arm-strong" press. We don't know how much Dunning's backers had to pay for theirs, but Bill Stephens worked all morning on them. Today's scoop on the elections of last Friday may not be 'a sensational surprise to many. This matter of holding Elections on a Friday and of not announcing the winners until the following Wednesday should be one means to a short life of suspense for the candidates. The sudden rain squall last Thurs­ day evening almost proved "fatal" to Polly Walsh, Sue Lombard. She 'gaily walked into Sue that night in iher usual business-like and rapid gait, crossed the inlaid linoleum with per­ fection, but met her Waterloo on the - polished oaks. Some people were iheard to remark: "Have those !?**? earthquakes started again?" —o— Why has Don George, our earst- while Winchell of the Campus, taken such aversion to digging up the dirt latley? Could practise teaching in the Junior higl\ have any influence? . There's a definite instruction which one gets in a course of school man­ agement here that says one important inatter for a teacher to see to is that of providing a clean and sanitary place for students to eat their lunch. That's explicitly told in the course, •school management. This is not all ours, but why, in a school that advocates such cleanliness for small schools in which one might teach when he receives a diploma, must the prospective pedagogues who carry lunches to school be forced to eat them in an untidy room, in a stenched atmosphere, and in a loca­ tion that in no way compares with that advocated by the course? A caravan of trucks and passenger i cars rolled south today carrying prac­ tically the entire student body and faculty to Eschbacjh Park on the Na- ches river where the second annual all-school picnic is being held. ....A program planned in advance fea­ tures a variety of games and events which will afford everyone an oppor­ tunity for a day of enjoyment and rec­ reation. Participation and competi­ tion is encouraged by offerng attrac­ tive prizes. It is hoped that either soft ball game between faculty members and students, or a speed ball championship play-off will furnish thrills for the crowd this afternoon. A dance this evening with a popu­ lar orchestra furnishing the music will top off the day's entertainment. Expenses Shared Expenses for the outdoor funfest are shared by Asscoiated Student and class funds. Food, the greatest at­ traction at any picnic, calls for the greatest expenditure, and advancing food prices together with the recent­ ly initiated sales tax called for care­ ful planning to keep the cost down to an amount that could be alloted from the budget. Student Council members working with Elene Buhrson, director of dormitories, considered a number, of possible menus, keeping in mind both quality and sufficient quan- tty and have outlined a satisfactory bill of fare which calls for an outlay ,L only $115.00. Transportation costs amounting to 25c per pupil, paid for out of class treasuries, totaled about $65. The ten cents per head gate fee came out of the Associated Student budget. PICNIC PROGRAM 10:00 a. m.—Arrive at Picnic grounds, free activity. 11:00-12:00 a. m.—Kittyball games, Freshman-Sophomore Tug of War. 12:00-1:15—Lunch period. During the Lunch Period the winners of the student elections will be announced. Campus Criers will be distrib­ uted. 1:15-3:00—100-yard dash (men and women), backwards race, potato race, race, three-legged race, ball throwing contest, nail driving cjon- 3:00-4:00—Swimming races, 100 yard free style, backstroke, water joust­ ing, canoe races for men and women, diving contest. 4:15-5:30—Beauty Contest. All women are expected to participate in this event. Knights of the Claw, in charge of the execution of the pic­ nic program, are instructed to recruit all women to the judging grounds. Unnamed judges will select five entrants who will enter the finals. The winner of the finals will be judged by the handclap- ping of the crowd. 5:30-6:00—Free Activity. .6:00-6:45—Feed bag again. Special numbers by the band. 7:00-9:00—Dancing in the pavilion on the grounds. Musitj will be provided by a Campus orchestra. Prize waltzes and trots will be judged. Winners of the events during the day will be given their awards during the dance. A11 people are urged to participate in all games and contests which are provided in the program. Chain Letter Fad Develops Kissing Angle Birmingham, Ala., May 12.—'"Ro­ mance has been injected in the chain letter fad. Unmarried citi­ zens of both sexes have in the last few days received chain letters in­ structing the receiver to pass a kiss—or maybe it was five kisses —or: to the person whose name headed the list of five, delete that name and add his or her name. Advocates contend that some­ where in the exchange of more than 15,000 kisses would be found a real love for each and every par­ ticipant'. HERODOTEANS HOLD ANNUAL BEAN FEED PLAY COMING IN TWO WEEKS Promises To Provide An Inter­ esting Evening OHM HANSEN GIVENAWARDS Women's League Scholarship Given At Banquet LITHESOME LIMBS DISPLAYED TODAY SOMETHING AND SHOULD. COULD BE DONE, Third Grade Ends Health Unit Work Th mothers that visited Miss Mabel T. Anderson's third grade room last Friday for the Mother's Day Program -were shown the health unit that the -children have just completed. A sim­ ple, but humorous playlet was put on ty the children showing why veget­ ables and fruits should be eaten. 'Charts showing various menus of meals, and recipes for salads that children can make were displayed about the room. In less than two weeks the last dramatic production of the school year will be staged 'by the A. S. B vnder the direction of Miss Agnes Howe. The production will be staged at the Junior High school auditorium May 24, at 8:15 o'clock. With the cast rehearsing like trou­ pers, the show is rounding up into a finished production and promises to be the best production given this year by the dramatic department. The pla£, a comedy-tragic, deals with the lovg story between Major Bannister and Jane Atherton parts taken by Ralph Riegel and Elsabelle Cruttendon respectively. John Kerby, as Thomas, does well as an old sailor who has had to retire from the sea because of his rheumatism. Dante Cappa, as the Cockney mechanic, adds a bit of comedy and variety to the story. Alice Emerson portrays the part of the grandmother with all the maternal characteristics of dear old one. Rush Speddin, who is the moon- mad Atherton, peers through a tele- 'scofae at the moon and sees life, love, and happiness up there. Laura, who gets into three or four hysterical and dramatic scenes, is well acted by Mar-, garet Dieringer. Marvin Stevens -.ortrays very nicely the part of Dr. Wetherell, the'old family doctor. "Children of the Moon," has some of the traces of Eugene O'Neill's Strange Interlude and it promises to be very entertaining. Two Women's League awards were announced at the Mother's Banquet in the dining hall Saturday evening by Lucinda Stonebridge, chairman of the scholarship committee. Elsie Hansen was selected as the Off-Campus can­ didate, with Margaret Dierenger chos­ en as the alternate. For the dormi­ tories, Helen Ottini was given the award and Marjorie Kanyer was se­ lected as' alternate. The two awards are given annually by the Women's League and carry with them a cash compensation of $25 each. From the 50c per quarter fees which all women on the Campus pay for the privilege of belonging to the organization, the awards are made. The basis for selections are: (1) Schol­ arship, (2) Participation in scholastic and extra-currcular activites, (3) Per C^ent of self support. All candidates selected must be nearly self-support­ ing and must be in school the follow­ ing year to receive the $25. Similar awards are also given dur­ ing the summer quarter, the award being at this time $15 instead of $25. Jeanne Ernsdorff was selected from the Campus women and Margaret Gothberg from the Off-Campus wom­ en during the past summer. The Women's League, to which all women belong, is one of the strong­ est organizations on the Campus, sponsoring mixers at frequent inter­ vals, and a spring program which is open to.the qptire school and the gen­ eral public. , Beauty Contest To Be Feature Of Today's Picfiic Beautiful gals with lithesome limbs will have ample opportunity to dis­ play their wares at the all-school pic­ nic which will be held today at Esch- bach park, near Yakima, on the Na- ches river. The contest for the own­ er of the most pulchritudinous torso will feature band music, according to Bill Stephens, acting manager of the school pep band. All women who are attired in bath­ ing suits, beach pajamas, or any ar­ ticle of clothing which hints of the water will be called to the contest by the members of the Knights of the Claw, service organization of the Campus, who will be in charge of all the picnic sports program and of the beauty contest. The winner of the contest will be chosen by unnamed judges who will be scattered throughout the crowd. To enter the finals, the contestant must be chosen by one of the judges. The contestants who reach the finals will be narrowed to the winner by the popular handclapping of the crowd. Miss Ellensburg I will be crown­ ed and rewarded at the dance which will come at the close of the day's ac­ tivities. 'AH women are warned to be ready to enter the contest, women faculty members not excluded. MAXSON, SPEDDEN, RECEIVE MAJORITY Thurston Conceded Sergeant-At Arms With 242 ALL RACES ARE CLOSE Weber Falls Short Of By 13 Votes Victo 4 i- Given for the benefit of the new pledges to the Herodoteans, history club, some thirty members of this or­ ganization gave its annual bean feed and picnic on the Yakima river Mon­ day evening. Gathering at Sue Lom­ bard at 5 p. m., the group proceeded to the picnic spot where Kittyball games and food played important parts in providing a pleasant evening. Initiates to the organization include: Nell Bonney, Dick Hoctor, Dorothy Owens, William Richert, Charlotte Russell, Ruth Beckman, Dixie Gra­ ham, Margaret McKibben, Merrill El­ lis, Tom Anderson, Harley Sweany, Pearl Smith, Lawrence Nelson, Thel- ma Plouse, and Lucille Peterson. Bennison To Speak Thursday Miss Olive J. Bennison, field secre­ tary of the Washington Education Association, will be in Ellensburg, Thursday, May 16, to speak to stu­ dents interested in teaching. She will address graduating students in the auditorium, Thursday morning at 10 o'clock. All students interested are urged to attend by the office of the Dean of Women and Dr. Samuelson of the Placement department. Coming as an upset to the p® litical dope bucket for Washing1- ton State Normal at Ellensburg the poll tally of the recent elec­ tions ended in a victory by a narrow margin for the presi­ dency with Carl Dunning, last minute for the office, squeezing in by the sc«nt, edge of 14 votes over his nearest can­ didate, Amy Weber. John Holl, W man, and the only "legal" can­ didate to survive the primary. THE SCORE BOARD PRESIDENT Dunning ..104 Weber .-. . 91" Holl ..... . 57 VICE PRESIDENT Cappa ....107 Nelson 76 Fotheringill 70 SECRETARY Spedden ..121 Bolman 73 Brown 57 SOCIAL COMMISSIONER Maxson i —180 Normile - 71 EIGHTY MOTHERS Dorothy McMillen, John Johnson, Bertha Klug, and Bob Jose spent the week end in Wenatchee at the homo of Dorothy McMillen's parents. Women's League Week-End Is Termed Successful Good Looks, Personality, Good Cook and Housekeeper9 Love For Babies Requisites of W.S.N.S. Men's Wives .Berr.adette Furness, a former stu- . -dent, • visited here for a short time Sunday morning. Dorothy McMillan spent the week' end at her home in Wenatchee. Agnes Moe went to Wenatchee Fri­ day with her parents, returning Sat­ urday. Her mother visited with her for the remainder of the week end, THANKS Miss Florence Carr, president of the Women's League, wishes to thank the following girls for, making the cor­ sages for the'mothers at the banquet last Saturday night: Ada Brodie, An- tionette Van Eaton, Adriana Kemp- kes, Virginia iRoss, Lucille Peterson, and Alice McDonald. • Question: What qualities do you re­ quire for the one whom you marry to possess? Answers: CLARENCE THRASHER: "She must be smart and charming, be alert and a good mixer. My wife should have small feet and not be clinging." LEWIE BURNETT: "She is a good sportsman, a good cook and house­ keeper. Our interests are in common, and she has a sense of humor." DANTE CAPPA: "This girl, who is not going to be, must have a gen­ eral education, sex'appeal, and know how to take care of babies." HERB MAXON: "The girl of my dreams come true, has personality, is home-loving, a good 'housekeeper, amiable, and able to entertain. RAY NORMILE: "Certainly intel­ lectual and physical development are essential but so are pearly white teeth." JOHN HOLL: "She must be tall, dark, a good dancer, a good cook, and have medicine ""for a hobby." FRANZ BRODINE: "I will see that she uses Stillman's Freckles Cream and can make a living for the old man. LARRY NELSON: "In order to be my wife, she must be artistic, good looking, slightly sophisticated and have a good paying position." JACK MERO: "Adjectives which very essentially must characterize my wife are: gracious, feminine, poised, •pretty, smart, artistic, and she must be a good cook." LEO MILANOWSKI: "I cannot stand for her to be possessive. 'She must be a cheerful, good companion, and be the business type. Above all she'must be a good cook." HOWARD JOHNSON: "The gal I marry n\ust be a good cook and know how to darn sox. She must be .agree­ able, individual, neat, smooth and a good dresser. No holes will I permit ir. her hose, and her fingernails must be neat." KENNETH BOWERS: "A good sport with horse sense and a sense of humor are desirable. Very important is the fact that she must be a good friend and companion more than, just attractive." JOHN KERBY: "My hard-boiled es- (Continued on page 3) As a sincere expression of the gratitude due their mothers, Women's League members on the Campus car­ ried out one of their most successful Mother's Day week ends which the or­ ganization has sponsored More than eighty mothers from all sections of the state gathered in the Sue Lombard diiv'ng hall as they were made wel­ come by their daughters. The banquet Saturday evening was presided over by Florence Carr, pres­ ent president of the organization, and a sincere welcome to mothers was ex­ tended by Margaret Coffin Holmes, dear: of women and co-adviser to the group. Mrs. Frank Weick of Sumner, Washington, mother of Polly Weick. gave the reply. Music by the Wom­ en's Ensemble and comments by Miss Jennie Moore, also adviser to the Women's League, came before the an­ nual awarding of the ' scholarship awards which the League sponsors. Hansen, Ottini Get Awards Elsie Hansen was awarded the scholarship for the Off-Campus wom­ en, with Margaret Deirenger selected as alternate. Helen Ottini was the Campus selection, while Marjorie Kanyer was chosen as' her alternate. Lucinda Stonebridge announced the awards. Following the banquet, the Music club presented a music recital in the auditorium in honor of the visiting mothers. Myrtle Brown, Marjorie Kanyer, Rudolph Hansen, Lucille Pe­ tersen, Marian Means, and Agnes Moe participated in the performances. The officers for the 1935-36 council composed of Catherine Spedden, pres­ ident, Myrtle Brown, vice president, Margaret Dieringer, secretary, Helen Ottini, treasurer, and Katherine Riggs, social commissioner, were in­ stalled at the banquet. "The officers of the Women's Lea­ gue," stated Mrs. Holmes and Miss Moore," are very grateful for the co­ operation of the students and faculty members in helping to make the ban­ quet and program a success." SERGEANT-AT-ARMS Thurston - .....242 Ruth Beckman ..I.....—1 nominations, was 34 votes be­ hind Weber when the final vote was counted. Vice President Race Close The race for vice president ran close throughout the tallying, Cappa forging ahead to win at the last min­ ute with a majority over Nelson, his nearest rival, of 31 tallies, Cappa chinched the office. The race 'between Nelson and Fotheringill was the clos­ est of the elections, Nelson heading Fotheringill with but six votes. Spedden Easy Victor . Catherine Spedden headed the list for secretary with 121 votes, with Bolman and Brown running far be­ hind with 73 and 57, respectively. Maxson won the race for social com­ missioner by taking an easy victory over Normile, his only opponent. 180 votes were cast for Maxson 71 for Normile. Only ten students'failed to vote for Thurston, the solo candidate for ser- geant-at-arms, his total tally mount­ ing to 242. Ruth Beckman, mystery candidate for the same office, had one friend among the students who cast a vote for her. One student voted only for leaving his other spaces blank.. That the elections were close in all instances proves that student expres­ sion reached its peak when the poles were opened. No one candidate, ex­ cepting sergeant-at-arms, received a sufficiertly large majority to predict a victory'until the last vote was count-" ed. Cappa* BETH WEBER AND CLAUDE HALL WED THURSDAY IN YAKTM A At a quiet but lovely ceremony sol­ emnized Thursday noon in Yakima, Beth Weber, daughter of Mrs. Lillian Long of East Kittitas, became the bride of Claude Hall, son of Mr. and Mrs. Willis Hall, of Ellensburg. A wedding dinner was served to the members of the bridal party immed- itely following the ceremony.^ Mrs. Hall attended Normal here during the Fall quarter. Mr. Hall is a graduate in engineering from W. S. C. The young couple left for a short wedding trip to coast cities and upon their return will make their home at 307 A street. Adriana Kempkes entertained visit­ ors Sunday. They were her aunt and uncle, her sister, and a friend.
fy .v-.-v- •i- ( Uxe Campus Crier gtesotiaied gblkfliate ffiress "3,S34 1935*- CAMPUS CRIER . Published Weekly by the Associated Student Body of The Washington State Normal School • .as second class matter at the post office at Ellensburg, Washington • • . . • • Telephone Advertising and News to Main 84 Alumni, Three Quarters, $1.00 EDITOR SPORTS EDITOR NEWS EDITOR .... CRIER STAFF ..JIM BROWN FEATURE EDITOR.. BUSINESS MANAGER FACULTY ADVISER .... IL •••• i- ..GORDON NEWELL ........BETTY LOU MAUS ...JUANITA SOULE BILL ELLIS N. E. HINCH NEWS DESK Pa/ul Soil, Malcolm Ericson, Dick Wal- dron, Elsie Adolphson, Bill Richert, Blanche Brehm, Susanne Hurby, Eve­ lyn Maxwell, Elaine Shields, Virginia Ross, Edith Bratton, Adriana Kempkes SPORTS DESK Speed Solberg, Dante Cappa, Clarence Thrasher, Jeanne Ernsdorff • COLUMNISTS Don George, Jim Merryman, Leo Mil- anowski, Dorothy Owens Staff- Artist— .Bess Howe STUDENT OPINION This is not our idea alone. It comes to us from students of both sexes, faculty members, and many of the players themselves. Red Sad black equipment can not cost appreciably more than the blues, chlows, whites, and grays now in common use. There is no doubt CU it would add greatly to the interest in athletic contests from CJ spectators' point of view, and there is a psychological advant­ age on the part of the players themselves when attired in attrac­ tive equipment. PERIPATHETIC PHOTOS By the Keyhole Photografter & School Deserted This week your own keyhole pic­ ture snatcher comes through in fine style with an impressive view of the University of Ellensburg Campus. AN ORCHID TO YOU There is one faculty member on the Campus who appreciates the situation in which the Campus Crier labors and who takes an active interest in its welfare. When things look their darkest, when news seems to have taken wings and flown to other campi, he may be relied upon to furnish some bit of interesting material to "fill in." Because we are taking no classes under him, and because of that we feel that we cannot be accused of polishing the proverbial ap­ ple, we freely say, "Thank you, Mr. Smyser." m You will note that although it is def­ initely not the night before Christ­ mas, not a creature is stirring, not even a moose. That is, with the pos­ sible exception -of Miss Buhrson, who is stirring up a mess of dog-gaggers in the domestic science department, and Mr. Brodine, who is playing a stirring tune on his fiddle in the mu­ sic department. Picnic Is Cause Be that as it may, this strange de­ sertion of the school is due to the all- school piqfnic. The great exodus began early today and is still in progress. For all we know, even* MisB Buhrson and Mr. Brodine will have stopped stirring and bestirred themselves to the picnic by the time this goes to press, (if it ever does.) Stephens Victim Along the picnic line, we pride our­ selves on. snapping this action picture of Prof. Stephens. The Prof's stern visage is accounted for by the fact that he has just been stung by a bee, bitten by. a black widow (a type of spi-der,) and struck on the left ear by a baseball. During the course of events he also sat on an ants' nest, (ants in the pants, you know), as well as a large custard pie. A small wren­ like bird attempted to build a nest in his hair, and to top it all off, an eagle tried .to carry the Prof, off to its nest. "To Heck With Picnic" When asked to give his impressions of the all-school picnic, Mr. Stephens replied, d—m it to he—11, I never ex­ perienced anything like this in the Spanish-American war, or in the Bat­ tle of Ellensburg. In fact it makes me feel 20 years younger. (See photo­ graph.) WHO'S WHO ON THE NORMAL CAMPUS The last of the Crier editors to break into the Who's Who column , is Miss Betty Lou Maus, diminutive news editor. Betty Lou is a mere freshman, which explains her late appearance in print. Born in the city of Okanogan, me­ tropolis of the county of Okanogan, Miss Maus migrated to the even larg­ er city of Wenatchee, (the apple cap­ ital of the world) when only three summers old. At a very tender age Betty became interested in journalis­ tic and other activities. While attending the Wenatchee Ju­ nior high School she served -as editor of the Junior Hi-Lights, student pub­ lication. In high school she kept up her igood work by editing the Wenat- chee High School Apple Leaf, to All American honor rating, as well as en gaging in debate activities, art work on the annual, and cracking the honor roll for four successive years. Dur­ ing the past three summers Betty has worked as the society -editor of the Wenatchee Daily Sun. She also had an article published in the Washing­ ton Educational Journal. Betty Lou has also been very ac tive during her first year at Normal, taking over the news editorship of the Crier at mid-term, as well as aid­ ing materially in the production of the sports page. She is also a member of the Press club, Embalming Fluid club, (national Normal school jour­ nalistic honorary), Women's League, and Sue Lombard hall. Her favorite hobbies are tennis and more tennis, together with small quan tities of stamp collecting, scrap book making, and long rides in big power ful autos of the sport type, similar to the Crier press car. She plans to at tend the University of Washington next year and take up journalism. SPIRIT REVIVED Old Joe College crawled out from beneath his bedcovers to prance gaily about the Campus during the recent elections—his spirit was reflected in the enthusiasm behind the campaigns. The good old days of political persuasion -were revived when the Ger­ man band, with Maestro Stephens plying a baton, served to bring even the most uninterested to the polls. That the outcome of the elections were doubtful to the last proves that student interest could play an important part in things other than elections. Here's a pat on the back to those responsible. HELP WANTED! No one would think of trying to regiment any one else into cer­ tain likes or dislikes. Exhibiting one's particular propensities or aversions is any prson's prerogative until his acts come into con­ flict with the desires of other people^ A matter that results in a conflict, of desires is apparent on the1 Campus. Gardener Engstrom, expert landscaper who is eharge of the shrubs and flowers here, reports that his efforts to keep the Cam­ pus beautiful have been somewhat frustrated by the propensity of, certain individuals for appropriating flowers from the beds. Students can contribute measurably to the beauty of the grounds here by refraining from exprssing their love for flowers in such an obvious fashion. BGDKS YE JOURNALLE OF LOCAL PEPYS IS TRAGIC TOME Did sleepe thru mye 9 o'clock class, and wake up curseing mye uncouthe room mate, that he do knaveishly creep off to class without awakening me, and do feare • lest Dr. McKaye note my repeated absences from sci­ entific research in the realm of bug­ gies, beasties, and inanimate rocks of all sorts. And so the junior high schoole, wjiere mye wee charges do tax mye patience sorely, so that I do nearly box the ears of one culprit, albeit their gleeful chuckles soften mye wrathe. • • Q-—— The silly pitter patter of the raneyg at mye table doth gripe me so at lunche that my appetite be spoiled, and I spend the time reflecting on the silly, flighty ways of women kind, the while minceing at some five flagons of Madame Buhrson's tastey soupe. And so with my zaney to watch the silly puppets dance and jig, albeit I- must confess I did scream right lusti­ ly when bony skeletons began to runne about the stage. Whereat my zaney do tweek mye arm most cruely and hiss me to a sulky silence. TONO BUNGAY by H. G. Wells, published in 1909, is a novel which ' protests against the social ills of even our present day. It illustrates vivid­ ly how youthful dreams for social ser­ vice are frustrated in a world far too indifferent to the welfare of society and are too centered on materialism. To H. G. Wells, the supreme sin is the stupid waste permeating our social life—the flounderings and fu­ tilities engendered by our faulty per­ spective on the real values of life, and "the wasting, aimless fever o£ trade and money making and pleasure seek­ ing." (p. 450.) He deplores the lack of organization in our social life. Wells declares that: "Love like ev­ erything else in this immense process of social disorganization in which we live, ais a thing adrift, a fruitless •thing broken away from its connec­ tions." (p. 439). . This novel shows the attitude of the public toward scientific experimenta­ tion in medicine. As Tono Bungay opens, George Pon- derevo is living with his mother, the housekeeper at BJadesover, a country home which Wells says is the "clue to almost all that is distinctly Brit­ ish." (p. 16.) In this setting, one gets a glimpse of social inequality from the viewpoint of the servant. The reader is made to see that the rule of aristocracy has been passing, to give way to the reign of industrial­ ism and commercialism. From Blades - over, the setting changes to Chatham, where one is introduced to George's association with his cousin Nicodemus Trapp. Trapp is one of the many products of social inequality, living without beauty, without humor, without faith (except in the wrath of God), and without hope. One is moved to ex­ claim with Wells: "Poor old Trapp! Dirty and crushed by life a small product of Bladesover's magnific­ ence i»» The scene finally changes to Lon­ don where one tries to keep step with the industrial and financial exploits of Uncle Ponderevo and George as they pursue their hectic careers, typical of modern financiers of chance and bluff. Well's best drawn and most engag­ ing character is the old humbug, Ed­ ward Ponderevo who grows fat and wealthy on the open-armed public re­ sponse to his fraudulent patent medi­ cine and his high-powered salesman­ ship. His career tells the whole story of our modern "greedy trade and base profit-seeking, bold advertisement methods," (p. 453) some of the fruits of which the reader knows we ai*e reaping today. One follows with absorbing inter­ est the spiritual adventures of George Ponderevo, until finally he saves his soul from the wreckage in work which he can at least respect. Despite the fact that Tono Bungay has a predominance of social philoso­ phy, the chitef characters seem, not like puppets manipulated in accord­ ance with Well's criticism, as one might expect, but real human beings driven about by the pressure of life. H. G. Wells doesn't seem either to approve or disapprove of the unsanc­ tioned sex relationships which he de­ scribes. All this shows the contrast between Victorian conventionality and reticence, and present day frankness. Wells is more a journalist than an artist yet, his robust style and fear­ less ideas are engaging. He makes one see into the motives of his peo­ ple through their own conversations, which injects a greater degree of real­ ity. Uncle Ponderevo's jingoisms re­ veal the man as no amount of descrip­ tion of him could have done. The book is crammed full of social criticism yet, it is interjected in. such a refresh­ ing way that it is both entertaining and thought-provoking. Home by gasoline chaise, which naughty equipage doth stall some blocks from school, so that we arrive post haste to find Madame Brinker tapping most lustily upon the window pane and her expressions do so startle me that I slip and sprain the large toe of mye left foote. i—°— So hobbling home to bed, mutter­ ing- under mye breath and casting baleful glances backward at the irate matron, do end another date at the University of Ellensburrough. —Dis Pepsia. Artists Sketch Cows And Barns Several times in the last few weeks, farmers of the valley have been start­ led to find their favorite cow'doubt­ fully eyeing Isome young would-be artist madly plying pencil and sketch book. Members of Miss Johnson's Art 102 class have sketched all sorts of animals, barns and a lumber yard on recent field trips. Two young sons of one farmer doubted the intentions of the group sketching their pet calf and ran to tell their mother about it, but the in­ truders were gone before mother came to see what it was all about. At the r^uest of Catherine Sped- den, one fan» sr stopped his two-mule team and even helped gose them while they wer! being sketched. These ambitious young isketchers plan to make their own compositions of farms and possibly to collaborate on a farm mural. $ o $ o Kf S $ O 0$ $ fc $ £ *» $ COLLEGIATE PANORAMA BY SOLBERG One more school has abandoned it's "hell week" traditions. It was abol­ ished by the Delta Sigma Lambda fra­ ternity of Syracuse University recent­ ly. The Theta Chi house of the same school has done away with it for over two years. Once more a wealthy graduate re­ members his Alma Mater. Cornell University, v Ithaca, N. Y., .recently was the recipient of half of a legacy of $54,835 from Frank C. Tomlinson, noted Ohio banker and former stu­ dent. If you are in a joking mood, don't try this one. Amelia Englebrecht, U. C. L. A. coed, sent successively, an ice cream truck, ambulance, fire wag­ on, two police cars and a hearse to the Sigma Nu sorority house—all in quest of fun. Now she has a mini­ mum of 30 days in which to think up a few saner pranks, with a whole jail cell to play in. s •Princeton University professors were recently invited, to a party. A feature of which was a guessing game. Their exalted self-esteem was shaken by these unexpected ques­ tions: (1) Did Naevius originate the fabuluae praetex tatae? Answer: yes, no, maybe. (2) Is space empirical or a priori? Same answer. (3) Is it true that the four dimensional analogue of a cube has four corners ? Answer, maybe. Radical sentiment has resulted in a change in the control of the Colum­ bia Spectator, Columbia University, (N. Y.), recently. A smke by Editor James 'Welsher's staff caused the transference of control to an editorial board of five men, eliminating the ed­ itor. EXAM SCHEDULE Following is the schedule of ex­ aminations for the Spring quarter, 1935, as released by the Registrar's office. The examinations will be held in the regular classrooms and according to the schedule below: Monday Morning, June 3 8:00-10:00 All 8 o'clock classes. 10:00-12:00 All daily 9 o'clock classes. 10:00-11:00 All M. W. F. 9 o'clock # classes. 11:00-12:00 All T. Th. 9 o'clock classes. M6nday Afternoon, June, 3 1:00-3:00 All daily 2 o'clock classes 1:00-2:00 All M. W. F. 2 o'clock classes 2:00-3:00 All T. Th. 2 o'clock class­ es, 3:00-4:00 All 3 o'clock classes. Tuesday Morning, June 4 8:00-9:00 All 10 o'clock classes. 9:00-11:00 All daily 11 o'clock cl&SS6S 9:00-10:00 AH M. W. F. 11 o'clock classes. 10:00-11:00 All T. Th. 11 '.o'clock classes. Tuesday Afternoon, June 4 1:00-3:00 All daily 1 o'clock classes 1:00-2:00 All M. W. F. 1 o'clock cl&SS6S 2:00-3:00 All T. Th. 1 o'clock class­ es. Through- - The Campus Window Last week when a prominent stu­ dent was asked .what he thought,of the candidates for president of the A. S. B. he said: "The more I think of it, the more pleased I am tha,t only one of them gets the office. I wonder how many of you folks noticed Clara Lindberg with Johnny Grove at the Vista House last Friday* It looked to me very much like a bud­ ding romance however, I cjouldn't help but wonder what had happened to dear little Donna Mae Sanders, who Grove used to go for in- a big way... What is the story, Johnny? Virginia Terrill went home to Bur­ lington fjor the week end. Vina May Cook entertained -her sis­ ter, Margaret over the week end. Cascade Meat Market 113 East Fourth St. PHONE MAIN 103 Mabel Skinner visited Hazel Skin­ ner Saturday and Sunday. She attend­ ed the banquet with Ruth Malmgren. Aileen Philips returned to school Monday after an illness of three days. Jean Mason went home to Bickleton for the week end. Antoinette Van .Eaton spent the week end at her home in Yakima. Jeanne Webb visited at her home in Puyallup over the week end. 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I have noticed them taking evening walks together, and as I have heard no kicks from either par- ty, I guess that they are sort of "that way." ^ This is really a serious comment in i. this column. Because Sunday was Mother's Day, I wish to present a lit­ tle poem which might do avlofr of us. , some good, including myself: Remember, my child, whatever you do, or do not do, The world will judge largely of Moth­ er by, you. Tiny Tim might say, "God bless Mothers, every one of-them." That's what I mean, anyway. Bertha Klug visited in Cashmere over the week end. - - - - - - - - I Bostic's Drug Store COMPLETE STOCK OF SHEAFFER FOUNTAIN PENS Carr's Barber Shop 404 Pearl St. Sody-Licious Bottled Beverages Candy Punch for Parties Sody-Licious Beverage Co. Black 3611 IIMtlllllSllllltlllllHIIIIIIIIttlllllf Itllltllllllllf llllltllllllll | Prompt | Delivery Satisfaction Guaranteed | STAR CLEANERS 1310 N. Pine St. Phone Main 221 DR. JAMES H. 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' iVv- THE CAMPpS CRIER r . . K, • -Y VISITING PROFS MERE FOR SUMMER Rolfe, Hazen, Nylen, Crowder, Anderson and Snedden ••h- Several visiting professors will con­ duct classes at the Ellensburg State Normal school during the Summer school according to an announcement from President R. E. McConnell to­ day. . Professor Walter T. Rolfe of the University of Texas will teach water color, commercial design, and art appreciation during the first term of six weeks which opeifs on June 10. Professor Rolfe is an outstanding au­ thority in the fine arts and is in charge of all upper division design' at the University of Texas. ^ Miss Winifred Hazen, state super­ visor of Nursery School Education in Washington, will supervise the Nur­ sery School Teacher Training program during the first term. She will teach courses in Nursery School Education and in Parent Education. Forty Nur­ sery School Teachers will be on the Caftipus under her direction for six weeks. They will five in Kamola hall. Mr. Franz Brodine, who has been an instructor in stringed instruments this year, will direct the orchestra and teach a course in music apprecation during both terms of the summer school. Dr. Donald Nylen, who is now a graduate student at Stanford Univer­ sity and who substituted in the His­ tory department for two terms this year, will teach courses in Canadian History and American History. Professor John Crowder of the Uni- versity of Montana will present three lecture recitals on the evenings of June 12, 13, and 14. Each recital con­ sists of an hour of compositions by the leading composers of the 19th cen­ tury together with a discussion of their significance in the development of muscal art. Professor Crowder is an outstanding artist on the piano. Mrs. L. O. Anderson, state super­ visor of Adult Education-, will conduct a three-day conference on July 23, 24, and 25. She will also address an all- school assembly. Professor David Snedden of Teach- Cpllege, Columbia tJniversity, ers "V r- ': V v : world authority on educational socio­ logy, will address the student body and the faculty on June 25. Summer Art Courses Advertised Russell,Shields Head Sue Club Charlotte "Russell, sophomore resi­ dent of Sue Lombard hall, carried a large majority in the elections at Sue Lombard last Friday evening and was elected to the presidency of the wom­ en's hall. Elaine Shields, junior, car­ ried the race for vice-president. Marjorie Kanyer, Kamola hall vio­ lin virtuoso, was the girls' choice for secretary, while Virginia Ross was chosen as treasurer. Mary Bolman, also a candidate for secretary of the Associated Students, was elected as social commissioner of the group. These officers will take office with the beginning of next fall quarter. THE COLUMNS CORRECTION Last week's statement by the Crier that Commencement date had been changed from Wednesday, June 5, to Tues­ day, June 4, was in error. The correct date for Com­ mencement exercises, which will be held in the Normal au­ ditorium, is Wednesday, June 5. Worth McClure, city sup­ erintendent of the Seattle school system, will be the principal speaker of the morn­ ing. CLAY MASKS INTEREST EDISON SIXTH « 3R G1 RADERS /• v. The faculty of the art department have just finished the preparation of a bulletin advertising the Summer Art courses. The bulletin is in the guise Vof a folder for mailing, and is illus­ trated. with an attractive block print on colored paper. In this bulletin the members of the art faculty are listed as H. Glenn Hogue, Olive Tjossem, Pauline Johnson, Elene Buhrson, and Walter T. Rolfe. Courses to be offered this summer include: photography, general metal shop, wood work and design, creative crafts from Glenn Hogue lettering, methods, textiles and design, art teaching from Miss Tjossem art structure, art teaching, composition, and advanced art structure from Miss Johnson meal planning and service, clothing, and household management from Miss Buhrson Commercial Art, Art Appreciation and water color from •Walter Rolfe. The bulletin will be sent to .high ischool seniors and others planning on 'enrolling in W. S. N. S. this summer. BRADFIELD, JONES. PLACED Complete List Of Placements From Dr. E. E. Samuelson/s office the announcement comes of these two persons whose names have been added to the list of placements. Margaret Bradfield, a music posi­ tion in Kittitas county, and Margie Jones, primary grades in Malaga. The complete list follows: Charlotte Burke, Lower Damman Susie Cham- iplin, Lake Forest Park Ruth Malm- gren, Selah Marian Means, Ellens- burg Leo Milanowski, Napavine. I Mabel Lien, Selah Flora Mont­ gomery, Wapato Florence Carr, Wa- pato Floyd Hicks, Wapato Hazel : Skinner, Williams, Lower Naches Bob i Jose, Port Angeles. Cadet jobs in Seattle will be taken { by Mary Walker, Lucinda Stonebridige, 'Lewie Burnett, and Emma Jean Hyan. Seniors with "B" averages at Po­ mona College (Claremont, Calif.) have •been notified that they will be freed from final exams. The making of masks has interested the children in the Sixth grade room of the Edison school. According to Miss Lillian Blooiper, instructor, the children became interested when studying about the Greek theater. They are not interested in anything else at the present time, and every spare moment is spent working upon masks or reading articles of interest in the making of them. The masks are made of clay. A collection of masks of various types is being col­ lected by the children- HERE'S MORE ABOUT GOOD LOOKS (Continued from page 1) sentials are: good looks, business abil­ ity, 'ability to cook, and ability to lc66p' Qui&*t«" RAY MELLISH: "Preferably, she is talkative, intelligent, rich, a good cook, and not too versatile." JIMMY BROWN: "She must either be a blonde, brunette, or redhead." ADRIAN SOLBERG: "Attractive­ ness and a high sense of values are necessary." JOE CEISLAK: "If I love 'em, I love 'em, no matter what they are." MALCOLM ERICSON: "A brunette who talks about cultured subjects, not gossip, will do." CLARENCE ENBODY: "By all means she must be a better cook than my roommate. I won't allow her to eat crackers in bed. Any blonde with those qualifications may brinig her own equipment for a tryout to the Rodeo field on Saturday night." PAUL SOLL: "Of these three ele­ ments, this lucky girl must be a com­ bination: She must be shrewd and in­ terested in art and music she must be actively interested in sports above all, she must have a dynamic "per­ sonality." BILL ELLIS: "Money will help her greatly in becoming my wife." JOHN JOHNSON: "My future wife must not be a school teacher and must have a family." Pre-Registration Summer Quarter Students planning to attend the Summer session who have not yet pre-registered are asked to call at the Registrar's office this week and make an appointment to see Mr. Whitney. Community Unit Now Being Studied Miss Irene Davies' children in the second grade room at the Edison school have been studying/a commun­ ity unit. Various stores in town were visited to see how they were managed. Before going the children discussed what 'hey wanted to find out, and what they should do while in the store. Upon their return they wrote a "thank you" note to each store in appreciation for letting them visit them. The children kept a diary of their trips, and wrote stories about them later to put in a booklet. Pictures were also taken and have been pasted in the booklet. The project was com­ pleted last Friday when the children told the mothers about it at their Mother's Day Program held in their room. SIXTY FOUR GIVEN DIPLOMAS IN JUNE FIELD TRIP BY ORINTHOLOGISTS Sixteen To Get Bachelor Arts Degree Of Holl, Cappa Form Mutt, Jeff Ticket In A. S. Campaign The somewhat blurred photograph of John Holl, and the can of Italian Spa­ ghetti'in the Dante Cappa style which graced , the campaign posters of these two leading candidates for major ASWSNS offices were effective. However, they failed to bring out the more interesting physical characteris­ tics of the two men. In perusing the statistical files which are designed to give the low- down on the bodily makeup of each and every student on the Campus one of our large staff of inquiring re­ porters discovered the fact that Holl is well in- the lead in regard to height, measuring some six feet four inches, while Cappa, variously referred to by his campaign managers as Napoleon, and the Little Giant, is unquestion- bly the school pee wee in stature, at any rate, being exactly five feet three inches above the turf in his high heeled boots. It is interesting to note that the long and short of the school's male population should get together on the same "Mutt and Jeff" ticket for the big election campaign. SWEATERS GIVEN IN LAST ASSEMBLY Crimson W Vocational Assembly Presented Next Assembly Is Musical . N4xt Tuesday morning's assembly will be presented by the music depart­ ment. Mr. Snyder will direct the A Cappella Chorus in two numbers. The string quintet accompanied by Miss Davies will appear in a group of num­ bers by Schumann. SCOOP! Today's scoop on the elections for the Campus Crier should be a surprise. Many white lies were told and many promises were made to keep the news a secret until the picnic. The annual Crimson W vocational assembly was given in the auditorium yesterday morning when the school's athletes gave short talks on summer vocations and avocations. A short skit advertising "Penrod," the pllay production to be given at the Junior high auditorium this Friday night, was presented by members of its cast. Sweaters for the basketball season were awarded to John Holl, Murray Hadley, Floyd Hicks, Darrell Fother- ingill, Walt Warner, Jack Marks, and Bob Denslow. Jim Sesby, Ralph Sill, and Lewie Burnett received letters. SCIENCE WINS AGAIN Washington, D.. C.: Science has come through again, this time with a device accurately to measure a per­ son's life span. At the meeting of the National Academy of Sciences, the discovery of a "life speedometer" was aimounced by Dr. Felix Bernstein, fornRrly of the University of Goettingenf Ger­ many, and now visiting professor at Columbia University, New York City. The method and apparatus may be likened to an instrument which com bines the functions of a speedometer and a gasoline gauge. Before announcing his discovery, Dr. Bernstein determined with' an ac­ curacy that was startling and almost uncnny the life expectancy of about ,500 individuals, in Germany, whose Quidey's Class Sees Early Sunrise "Will it hurt the fish if you kill them?" innocently questioned Phyllis Quigley-last Thursday morning when she accompanied Prof. Harold Quig- ley's orinthology class on its''second fiel^-trip. Need it be said that the child had just asked whether or not the fish were fed. When answered negatively, she wished to know if it would hurt to feed them. Mr. Quig- ley was noticed to have frowned on the girl as if to say: "Caesar's ghost, is that my child saying that?" All of this commotion took place around the outdoor fireplace at Olive Rutter's home very early in the morn­ ing. as powdered sugared doughnuts and coffee were served to the hungry bird seekers. Before a dog house in. which two dogs were pounding on the door be­ cause they were locked in, stood Em­ ma Jean Ryan. "Do you want out? Do you want out?" she cried until convinced there\ were no people in there as she thought. To be sure the kennel was large enough for . a human to stoop down and crawl into. The two beatuiful white swans, wild ducks, swallows, kill-deer, arid pheasants, as well as the interesting nests of blackbirds, swallows, ducks, and particularly a magpie all caused members of the class to express their favorable reaction to even such an early trip. Those who saw the sun rise last Thursday morning were: Harold Quig- ley, instructor of the class and his daughter, Phyllis, Madeline De Leo, Elsie Hansen, Faye De Wees, Emma Jean Ryan, Jimmy Merryman, Nar- cisse Quediro, Dick Hoctor," Camas Lentz, Ray Mellish, and Blanche Brehm. Sixteen members of the Senior class will this year graduate with the de­ gree of bachelor of arts in Education and the Advanced Special Normal School Diploma, according to a list just issued from the office of the Reg­ istrar. The list of degree applicants follow: Howard M. Anthqny, Glayds Fran-S. ces Baker, Robert Willard Denslow, Faye De Wees, George Norman El­ liott, Margaret Fitterer, Helen Louise Hubbard, Marjorie K. Jones, Haney J. LeBlanc, Joseph L. Loring, Bernice Mason, Ralph C. Riegel, Leon L. San­ ders, PaulN Soil, Catherine Gensman Tatman, Joseph Maurice Testa. Forty-eight students will have com­ pleted their three-year curriculum at the end of Spring quarter and will be candidates to receive the Special Nor­ mal School Diploma, according to this same list. The list of those who will receive their diplomas at the gradua­ tion exercises to be held Wednesday, June.5, includes: Anita Mary Abraham, Elsie Mar­ garet Adolphson, C. Ingvald Ander- ' son, 'Frances Bishop, Margaret Brad" field, Lewie W. Burnett, Marjorie Mi­ riam Bumham, Florence Carr, Bernice E. Colwell, Dorothy Faye Davis, Van- netta Lee Dimmitt, Malcolm Ericson, Lydia M. Graber, Margaret Hartman, Elna Anne Holloman. John J. Johnson, Robert E. Jose, Helia Karvonen, Bertha M. Klug, Inez Irene Lambert, Pansy Helen McGrath, Ruth E. Malmgren, Marian: Means, Agnes Ruth Moe. Flora V. Montgom­ ery, Marie Gladys Newton, Jane E. Nicholl, Vera Lucille Porteous, Lyla B. Rathbun", Alma Richert, Emma Jean Ryan, Roberta Sawyer, Virginia N. Skeen, Hazel M. Skinner, Lulu Sonnenburg Smith, Lucinda B. Stone- bridge^ Margaret Elizabeth -Sullivan, Ethel Telban, Clarence A. Thrasher, Flavel Antionette Van Eaton, Mary M. Walker, Mildred Antha Wallace, Pauline M. Walsh, Evelyn Walters, Polly Weick, Dorothy Maria White, Margaret M. Wright. DR. PAUL REAVER DENTIST Farmers Bank Building PHONE MAIN 220 A 19-year old genius who completed his four-year course at the' University of Chicago in 20 months had to re­ ceive his degree in absentia because of a nervous breakdown. METCALFE'S CASH MARKET «?• Main 196—Free Delivery THE LAUNDRY OF PURE MATERIALS You Need Never Hesitate to Send your most Delicate Fabrics to ' THE K. E. LAUNDRY Main 140 Qihu £ iiuEI |THE BEST PLACE TO EATi abin Site Is Still Sought EARL ANDERSON, Mgr. North 'Walnut St. Imutiinmnxiimniii""'"""" Miss Clara Meisner, club adviser of Kappa Pi, reported Monday afternoon that a committee of Kappa Pi mem­ bers have been out searching for a cabin site. The committee report as having seen many attractive sites within walking distance, and hope soon, to ( make a definite choice about the week end cabin. Bennison To Speak Thursday Mrs. Margaret Holmes reported to the Crier office that Miss Olive J. Bennison will speak to all those inter­ ested in teaching on Thursday morn­ ing at 10 o'clock in the auditorium. All those interested are urged to at­ tend. First claimant for the 1935 title of "champion hard iluck pitcher," is Walt Petraborg, baseballer of Carleton Col­ lege (Northfield, Minn.), who has lost fotut games by one run this spring. , Frog Egg Growth Watched By Edison Second Graders Mr. Harold Quigley of the Science department of the Normal school has donated some frog eggs to the second grade x-oom of the Edison school. The children are busy watching them grow into frogs. RICHBERG SPEAKS New Brunswick, N. Ji: The increas ing number of government positions •available to young men with appro­ priate training makes that service a good one for college men to point to- wrd, Donald R. Richberg, executive secretary of the National Recovery Administration, declared recently in an interview with the Targum, Rut­ gers University paper. In discussing the preparation ne­ cessary for such work, Lawyer Rich­ berg emphasized the need for a bal­ anced" eduction. "During the work of organizing the various bureaus of the past two years, we have been ham­ pered by men who had too much theo­ ry and too little practise or on the other hand, with men who had plenty of practical experience but no knowl edge of the ..theory behind his prac­ tice," he explained. deaths time. occurred at the caluculated COLONIAL | * THEATRE f Now Playing 1 THURSDAY, FRIDAY, SATUR. | "BRIDE OF I FRANKENSTEIN" | POP EYE COMIC I MUSICAL ACT AND NEWS I T—" STAR SHOE SHOP 416 N. 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Lr '' THE CAMPUS CRIER . v • • SOL'S SPORTS SLANTS FROSH FAVORED CHENEY LOSES HIGH POINT MEN BY SOLBERG • FEW -FIRSTS •" ' ' • .' • When the Widcats meet the University Frosh this coming Fri­ day, they will be in for a lot of trouble. They should esteem them­ selves as fortunate to garner more than 30 points. The Husky yearlings tripped C. P. S. 81-50 and Bellingham 89-41, two squads show­ ing more promise than the Cats. Holl will ex­ perience strenuous competition from Vander- may in th high jump, the latter having recently reached 6 feet 1 inch. , Morgan, Yearling flash, has turned times of 16.3 and 23.4 in the hurdles Holl should take the discus laurels and Honeycutt is a favorite in the 440. Marks under 4:40 and 10:26 in the mile and two mile should favor the Huskies, there. The other events are more open to upsets. It seems that this has been a bad week for Normal athletes. Cheney's golf squad dropped a 3-1 decision to the Cougar Frosh. Their track team fell before Whitman, and their tennis squad lost an 8-0 decision to Gonzaga U. Belling ham Normal dropped the U. .Frosh track meet their divoteers •were trounced by C. P. S., and "their tennis team was drubbed by the U. Frosh. Add to that a clean sweep scored by C. P. S. over Bellingham, in a baseball series. The only bright spot of the week was a 10%-4% golf tri­ umph over the Washington varsity. V. • ^ V? : The basketball high scorers have . discovered at last. After perusing a score of i*ecord titles, it was found' that Sesby tops the list with 204 points for the 24 games, This beats the 181 made by Wilburn Case last year. Holl was second w'th 113 and next-in order were Hadley, Sill and Denslow.' Ellensburg's bid for Tri- Normal high point man -was Sesby with 37 counters, placing him second. "DATING" . . Cedar Falls, Iowa: "Dating, a social experience and one of the most impor­ tant opportunities of college life." That's.the definition given to the pop­ ular collegiate activity by Dr. Harold Bosley, director of religious activities 'at1 Iowa State Teachers College. : .Outlining the reasons for dating, ' Dr. Bosley declared students date be- . cause it is a social habit, and because of a desire for companionship. . "Dating bureaus are psychological­ ly sound, although we may laugh at them," Dr. Bosley said. "Dating 'bu­ reaus give students an opportunity for social experiences which they might not get otherwise." SAVAGES OUT FOR GOLF, TENNIS PLAY The Cheney Normal Savages are out for conference honors in golf and tennis as well as in track this sea­ son. The Savage divoteers are play­ ing a tough schedule, meeting the Gonzaga and WSC varsities as well as the other two Normals at the Tri- Normal meet in Ellensburg. Although the eastern teachers out­ classed the Gonzaga Bulldogs in a match already played, the Cougars are considered much stronger, having taken seven straight from the Can­ ines, and are favored to upset the Normalites. , Intramural competition is also keen at Cheney, particularly in the base­ ball leagues. Competition seems to center around the dormitory and Off- Campus teams. CHINESE ORGANIZE •Ann Harbor, Mich.—There's a new sorority at the University of Michi­ gan, Sigma Sigma Phi, founded by four Chinese students, Pearl Chen, Lily Wang, Helen Vong, and Lilian Wang. • The charter members are studying education, medicine, public health and sociology and eventually expect to re­ turn to China to aid in its rebuilding. Most of them come from families which abeady exert considerable po­ litical and economic influence in their local communities. The sorority has been established "as a kind of social and intellectual bond for Chinese women in foreign schools, ar.d for the furtherance of the com­ mon aim. Additional chapters are con­ templated for London and Shanghai. Esther Hartman, sister of Margaret Hartman, visited here over the week end. She teaches in Benton City. Watch for the Hyakem the first week in June. . TRA CK TEA M WILL MEET U. MEN •The C ampus Crier 1 WEEKLY SPORT EVENTS GORDON NEWELL, Sports Editor . WOMEN ATHLETES ARE ACTIVE The scenes above are typical of the activities undertaken by the fairer members of the Physical Education de partment during the season past. A large section of this years Hyakem wi 1 be devoted to women's sports. Why Not School Colors In Uniforms For Future Normal Athletic Teams? ~:V • .V ,• ..'.ft :'vr4-' ANNOUNCING I:.. All-School Play :! -VX' Coming : -f y,\ ...IN THE... Morgan Junior Hi School Auditirium MORE COLOR IT IS OUR OPINION THAT IF EVERY STUDENT ON THE CAMPUS WERE ASKED WHAT IN THEIR OPINION WERE THE GREATEST DRAWBACKS TO INTEREST IN NORMAL ATHLETICS, THAT A GREAT MAJORITY OF THE STATE­ MENTS WOULD INCLUDE SOMETHING LIKE THIS: "Why don't the athletic teams, football, basketball, and track, have uniforms that bring out the school colors. This is the cus­ tom in all the other schools we have come in contact with, and nothing does as much to add interest to games and meets as neat uniforms with plenty of color. It's no fun to haunt the cold bleachers and watch a team dressed in mud colored helmets and pants, and jerseys the color of last year's winter underwear." CONSIDER POINTS So in brief we urge that the athletic depai*tment bear these facts in mind. If the money which the students themselves pay to the athletic fund can bef saved by purchasing second hand uniforms in the school colors of some other college, there is some excuse for such a course of action. Otherwise it is our belief that some at­ tention should be directed to school traditions and the student's wish A when the selection is made. UW Frosh Netmen Ready For Locals NEITHER SQUAD DEFEATED AS MID-SEASON APPROACHES That the University of Washington Frosh tennis squad will 'give' Coach Nicholson's netmen plenty of com­ petition in their meets at Seattle on May 11 and 17, is evident frpm the following Seattle release. From U. Daily "A rapidly improving frosh tennis team" is the comment made by Coach Jack Torney as the Yearlings defeat­ ed Lincoln High school 8-1 Friday afternoon, Mt. Vernon Junior College 7-0 (Saturday afternoon, and Roose­ velt high school 9-0 last Monday af­ ternoon . The record made by the Frosh net- men last week end leaves their record clear of defeats to date. However, beating high and junior college teams is one thing and taking the experienced, and undefeated Wild­ cat squad is another... At any rate, a good stiff two afternoons of tennis will be furnished the Husky Pups. BELLINGHAM GOLFERS OUT FOR LEAGUE CUP EVENTS HELD IN SEATTLESTADIUM DEFEAT FORECAST Green And White Tracksters Defeat­ ed Bellingham 89-41 The Ellensburg Normal track squad will meet the University frosh cinder artists Friday in the third intercolleg­ iate meet of the season for the Cats. THREE MATCHES PLAYED Although held up by adverse weath­ er conditions at the beginning of the season, the Bellingham Normal golf­ ers have stolen a march on the other schools in Tri-Normal competition, having played three hard matches al­ ready. In the course of the season they have defeated the Pacific Luth­ eran College divot diggers, while dropping closely contested matches to the College of Puget Sound Loggers. The Vikings are making a strong bid for conference honors this season, led by such stars as Jacobteon, Ober- latz, and Lindsley. The Tri-Normal meet this season will be held on the Ellensburg course. \ COLLEGE SPORTS GOSSIP FROM EVERYWHERE Intramurals At B. S. N. Betllingham Normal is offering a much wider,* range of intramural sports than is Ellensburg this year. For the Spring", quarter the Viking athletic administration is offering 'golf, tenns, horseshoe pitching, bad­ minton, and softball on an intramural basis, as well as varsity baseball, track, tennis, and golf. This gives all students a much wider possibility of participation in sports. : Also At W. S. C. At WSC the Greek letter houses and halls are carrying on a spirited com­ petition in intramural tennis, horse­ shoe pitching, and baseball. Likewise' at the University of Washington. It would seem that our own school is scdly lkcking in interest in this type of athletics. More Interest . Our suggestion is that were the in­ tramural teams divided up according to true affiliations,' rather than by ar- ,bitary numbering, that much more in­ terest would result. For instance, if the intramural basketball teams were listed somewhat as follows: Munson Hall Maniacs, W Club Wildcats, Knights of Claw Cannibals, Bobbins Ramblers, and Off-Campus Cowboys, with team members actually repre senting these organizations, probably much greater interest, and a healthy rivalry would' be the result. Also the results would have greater newg value, and more student interest would be focused on intramural sports. Tipoff Retained Coaches with towering centers will have the edge in basketball competi­ tion for still another year. The Na­ tional rules committee decided that it wasn't quite ready to let the tip-off rule go through. Whether or not the tip-off is a good thing is a very moot question among coaches, players, and fans. Most of the experts and would- be experts in this neck of the woods seem- to favor the old system, how- One Game Played By Softball Fans SCORE 8-7 IN HARD-FOUGHT KITTYBALL TILT In the only kittyball game of the week' Burnett's boys reversed the sit­ uation of th# previous day, last Thurs day, by eking out an -8-7 win in extra innings. The opposition held an early 6-2 lead, but relinquished it in- the clos ing frames. A five run rally knotted the count at 7 all in the seventh on a barrage of 'bingle.s by the proteges of' Burnett. Sander's team failed to count in their half of the following inning, in spite of a triple by their lead-off man. The second half of the inning found the winning run cussing the plate. Bat­ teries were: (feurnett) Hakola, Sill and Sill, Maxson (Sanders) Sanders, Artz and Davis. The winners increased their winning average to 8 wins and 5 loses,- for a .G15 percentage. The season's climax is expected at the picnic, Wednesday. The Hyakem is well on its way. It is now in the hands of the printers. It will have several New Features. It will be out on time. Watch the Crier for Final Date, to be an­ nounced later Friday Afternoon The events will be held in the Uni­ versity stadium during the afternoon, according to word received from 'Seat­ tle yesterday. —0—— Team Inexperienced The inexperienced Normal track­ sters are not expected to score heav­ ily against the strong frosh aggre­ gation. Holl is expected to take a first in the discus, while there is an outside possibility of the winged W men placing first in one ov two other events.. " Beat Bellingham The 'green and white took close to 100 poiivts against |the Bellingham Normal squad, which in turn outscor- ed the Wildcats by 10 points at Ta- coma last week. By comparative scores, the .Frosh should amass 100 points in Friday's meet. U. Of W. Frosh Take Track Meet The University of Washington Frosh forecast plenty of trouble for the Wildcat tracksters by vanquish­ ing Bellingham Normal, Friday, at Seattle, to the decisive margin of 89- 41. Only two firsts were garnered by the hapless Vikings. The century was won by Arne Johnson of Belling­ ham with a mark of :10.3. Taylor of the Vikings won the mile in the re­ markable time of 4:35.5. Holder led' the losers with seconds in | the high jump, broad jump and high, hurdles, with 9 counters. Art Morgan, a dou­ ble, winner in the hurdles, led the yearlings with 10. Bernice Lund of Cle Elum visited with Bobby Sawyer over the week end. Bobby Rodgers spent the week end at home in Seattle. Helen Gillenw&ter was among those who went home for the week end. Zelma Kennedy visited in Seattle over, the week end. 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