."V:-V 'V-'. UJ»«" i 'Children of the Moon" Friday Night ••'•'• ? a IIMIItlllttlltllMlllllllll *0 The C ampus C rier gBMpig . ••.i- -S V' • Junior High School Auditorium 1 i. WASHINGTON 3TATE NORMAL SCHOOL Vol. No. 8 ELLENSBURG, WASHINGTON, THURSDAY, MAY 23, 1935 No. 27 CHILDREN OF THE MOON' IS READY FRIDAY Between the Lines ITS ABOUT THIS time of the year that the graduate begins to feel pangs of remorse at the thought of leaving behind sincere connections with people of similar interests in life. THERE'S -SOMETHING about a small school that leaves an indelible print in the life of the one who at­ tends it. It's there that true friend­ ships are established, shorn of all false pretenses and frills which would be possible only in a larger institu­ tion. —o— IT'S HERE that close connections with the faculty are possible, with small classes aiding greatly in estab­ lishing personal contacts of a distinct­ ly helpful nature. BECAUSE NEARLY everyone who attends this Teachers College plans to become a teacher, homogeneity of thoughts, actions, and attitudes is at­ tained with little difficulty. In larger institutions where a variety of spec- ialzations may be obtained there is a distinct lack of common interests be­ tween their various departments. THIS, iFOR AN argument, brings one to a conclusion that there is am­ ple opportunity for a small school to drift into isolation from the rest of the social world, to become sufficient unto itself, to resent encroachments which threatens the life of the rut in­ to which it has fallen—isolation. CLUBS ON THIS Campus are the prime examples of the "rut" into which all are exposed in a naturally somewhat isolated environment. Orig­ inally established to carry out definite ideals and standards, there are very few clubs on the Campus which can boast of an adherence to the same. More than likely, the original goal has degenerated to a merely social one— -the election of officers, a mere hang­ over -from standardized American methods of organization. Their goals do not measure up favorably to life situations. Rather, they measure on­ ly with the standards set by the ir stitution in which they exist. HERE'S AN OPPORTUNITY for the owner of initiative to do some­ thing really constructive here. Th#" idea, in the process of incubation aiW maturation for some time and tempor arily discarded 'because of "local" in­ terests which, demanded too much at­ tention, was brought to light a few days ago with the discovery of active interest on the part of a limited few. A CLUB WHICH is not a "club" in a strict sense, which has no social purpose other than the bringing to- jgether of commonly interested peo­ ple, whidh meets at irregular inter­ vals and only when sufficient interest warrants, which has no assessments •on its membership, which has a volun­ tary attendance provision, which makes a member feel that to get the most from the group he himself must contribute something to that group, which is established solely for the purpose of gathering and disseminat­ ing pertinent opinions on present day problems in a life-situation manner is suggested. —o— 'DISCUSSIONS would 'be in vogue at all meetings. No formality other than beginning and ending the dis­ cussion would be tolerated rules would be dispensed with. EXTRA CONTRACT WORKNECESSITY Timely Advice From Bennison Maintaining that extra curricular activities in the teaching field were as important a? the extra-curricular activities in student life, andi that when a teaching contract was signed, the teacher was placing himself in a position to be responsible to the pub­ lic and to himself to give of himself and to receive of others in return, Miss Olive J. Bennison, field secretary for the Washington Educational As- sciation, addressed graduating stu­ dents in the Auditorium last Thurs­ day morning. Extra Work Valuable "Just as it is possible to take only requirements in school, so it is possi­ ble to do only those things which are required by a contract which the teacher signs," said Miss Bennison, in commenting upon the value of "extra contract" work. "In this country we do things by organization. If we have a task to be performed, we take it to an organization that is already in existence, or we take steps to form a new organization," she continued. Organization Valuable It was her contention that farmers and teachers were the slowest groups to realize the value of organization. The farmer was the one who worked by himself, never with people. The teacher was satisfied with a mediocre position until the World War, an oc­ currence accompanied by a rising standard of living which drove home the point that higher wages were needed and that organization was necessary to effect it. After the organization of teachers was establsihed, many other problems were discovered which could be work­ ed out to an advantage in a group manner. It is to this end, she stated, that the Washington Educational As­ sociation was striving. State, coun­ ty, and local units of the organiza­ tion of teachers total approximately a membership of 9,900 out of 11,000 teachers in the state. Its journal is a substitute for more frequent meet­ ings, containing solicited articles from educators, and unsolicited articles of general interest from other teachers in the field. School Legislation Pertinently, the question of school legislation was explained in relation to the work done upon it by this or­ ganization which Miss Bennison rep­ resented.. Group action, she asserted, was in a large measure responsible for the raise in teacher morale which resulted from the recent legislature's action. In closing her address, Miss Bennison issued a warm welcome to the new teachers who would be mem­ bers of- the field next year. PRIZES OFFERED BY ROTOGRAVURE "Picture Of Week" New Feature $215 SPENT Picnic Exhauts ASB Treasury Last week's all-school excursion to Eschbach park cost approximately $215, according to Lewie Burnett, A. S. president. Of this sum $150 were drawn from the Associated Stu­ dent treasury to take care of food ex­ penses, totaling $115, park entrance fees amounting to $23, and prizes and dance orchestra taking $5-and $8 re­ spectively. This appropriation has exhausted the A. 13. treasury. Class funds were drawn from to pay the $65 transportation cost. Due to an error, all picnickers were charged 11 cents admission by the caretaker of the -park, which sum is being returned to the students this week. SENIORS HONORED BY FROSH DANC FACULTY AND STUDENTS alike lave opportunity to enroll. Rich ac­ quaintances would be furnished, new ideas and viewpoints would be found, and an outlet to opinions, sound or unsound, would be given to its mem­ bers. But such a UTOPIAN? Perhaps, plan is being fomented. Normal Graduate Marries Announcement was made in YaSf- ma this 'yreek of the marriage of Miss Fay Scott to Frederick K. Nunns on March 30. Mrs. Nunns is a graduate of the Ellensburg Teachers College and has taught in the Selah schools for the past four years. Mr. Nunns, graduate of the North Dakota State College and from Washington State College has been employed for the last two years at W. S. C. Recently Ihe left for La Crosse, Wisconsin, where he will 'be with the federal soil erosion department. Mrs. Nunns will £oia him there at the close of school. The Collegiate Digest, weekly roto­ gravure supple ment for the Campus Crier, is offering a weekly prize of five dollars in cash to the college stu­ dent who submits the "Picture of the Week." Each week the Collegiate Digest will feature one picture that its edi­ tors believe to be outstanding from the standpoint of photography, com­ position, subject, and the story it tells, Still life as well as action photos will be eligible for the contest, and there are_no subject restrictions beyond those of libe land decency. The editors reserve the right to use any photo submitted in the contest which is not chosen as a prize winner in Collegiate Digest at the regular rate of one dollar, payment to be made upon publication. Rules The rules of the contest are as fol lows: 1. Each entry must be made by an amateur photographer who is now a member of the faculty or student body of a college or university. 2. The name, address, and college of each contestant, together with full information about the photograph, must be printed on the 'back of each photo submitted. No limitation is made upon the number of entries each contestant may submit, nor upon the size of the photographs submitted. 3. No pictures will be returned un­ less accompanied by return postage. 4. All pictures submitted in the contest should be addressed to: Pic­ ture of the Week, Collegiate Digest, P. O. Box 472, Madison, Wis. E Frosh Informal Next Saturday "When the Frosh put on anything they'll put it on big," commented Walter Rosentangle, freshman social commissioner, in discussing the Frosh Informal to be held in the Dining Hall Saturday, May 25th. Programs for the dance, which is given in honor of the senior class are on sale this week and may be pur­ chased from Willis Strange, Kenneth Bowers, Dick 'Fotheringill, and chair­ man Rosentangle. These programs are suede leather and the best yet procured for a school dance according to committee members. - "Swell punch and plenty of it," will be one of the features of the evening. The Blues Chasers' will furnish the music, and a new and different inter­ mission program has been planned by a committee headed by Jack McAllis­ ter. v Committees working on the affair include the following: decoration, Car­ ter Crimp, Lois Nelson, and Beth Mc- Lavy entertainment, Helen Gillen- water, and Jack McAllister program, Dick Fotheringill, Willis Strange re­ freshments, Harriett Lee, and Dorothy Carlson orchestra, Kenneth BoweTS, and Walter Rosentangle. MEN WILL YODEL FOR BANKERS THE CAST Ralph Reigel, Elsabelle Crutten- den, Marvin Stevens, John Kirby, Dante Cappa, Margaret Derringer, Rush Speddin, Alice Emerson. PRINTS STORY Wenatchee Paper Cooperates Word was received at the office of the Campus Crier this week that the Wenatchee Daily Sun would print an article on the possibilities of a Teach­ ers' Training college with reference to the State Normal here. Copy for the story, along with a cut containi- intg a campus view, has been sent to the paper by the Campus Crier for release in the near future. This is a part of the service which •the Campus Crier has been rendering this year in conjunction with its reg­ ular features. Several photographs and cuts have been mailed out for re­ prints in other papers. ORCHESTRA GOES TO YAKIMA TODAY To Plav For Rotary Club Members of the Men's Ensemble are to be initiated into the economic world on Saturday evening, May 25, as they sing for a local bankers ban­ quet at the Antlers Hotel. Hartley D. Snyder, director, and Karl Ernst, accompanist, have pronounced that a "special varied program" will be pre­ sented. Composing this musical group are: bassos, Herb Maxon, Jimmy Brown tenors, Kenneth Bowers, Joe Kahklen, Bob Nesbit, ring leader Rudolph Han­ sen and baritone, Bill Ellis. Margaret Hartman spent the week­ end in Seattle visiting her brother, Dean Hartman. NELSON. JOHNSON HEAD MEN'S HALL Cheers And Jeers At Meetings A carryover from the recent stu­ dent elections, the Munson hall elec­ tion of officers reached new heights of enthusiasm when a quorum of its' members gathered to elect the hall's officers for the ensuing year. Larry Nelson, sophomore, was un­ animously elected president of the group. Howard Johnson and Bill Can- were up for vice president, Johnson taking the office after a deadlock which promised to disrupt the meet­ ing. The race for secretary and treasurer prved even more exicting, with Wel- lenbrock, Solberg, and Taylor in the, race. Solberg was chosen only after three votes had been taken. Kenny Ai^tz was unanimously elected social commissioner, and Joe Chiotti won over Howard Spaulding in the Tace for sergeant-at-arms. Acceptance speeches were featured by encores ga­ lore, the candidates being allowed to say only "Well, uh" before they were stopped short by a battery of cheers. Cash, Smooth Dancing, Business Ability. High Ideals Figure in Women's Choice of Husbands Question: What qualities do you de­ sire for the boy whom you marry to possess? Answers * JUANITA SOULE: "He must be smart, but not' charming, be alert, agreeable and a good mixer. My man should have big feet and not be too clinging. BETH McLAVY: "My husband must be attractive, a good dresser, a good dancer, an athlete, a good 'argu- er' and be a play boy." CHARLOTTE TREADWELL: "All I ask is that he be tali, dark, a good dancer and have a pleasing person­ ality." ARLENE LEHMAN: "Mine must never have hay fever." JEANNE ERNSDORiFF: "Three- sided is my ideal man. As a business man, he is able to bring home the bacon as a handy man he is able to perform little duties about the house and he is a lover when the occasion occurs." AGNES MOE: "His prerequisites are money, curly hair and green eyes." MARY BOLMAN: "Above all, high ideats are necessary. I don't care for a handsome man, but I care for some­ one who will create a challenge. Dr. McRae's subtlety must be an addi­ tional trait." ELSIE HANSEN: "He must have money, and be plenty old." . RUTH GANDERS: "He must be honest, sincere, brave, and have big feet." CHARLOTTE RUSSELL: "Enum­ erated my requirements are: Money, common sense, a good dresser, and a good dancer." BERNICE COLWELL: "All other traits rate undeT the intelligence and masculinity." RONNIE LANE: "Initiative and industry as well as personality must be shown." iBETTY BROWN: "The dominant essentials are honesty, sportsmanship and intelligence." (Continued on pane 3) At ten thirty today the twenty-sev- en members of Karl Ernst's orchestra will leave for Yakima where they have been especially invited to play for the Rotary dub luncheon. This honor has come to this musical group be­ cause of their highly commendable performances during the year, and also because Mr. Ernst's brother, Clar­ ence Ernst, general secretary of the Y. M. C. A. in Yakima, is also presi­ dent of the Rotary club. Orchestra numbers will include MARCH SLAV, EGMONT OVER­ TURE, VALSE TRISTE, and| TALES FROM THE VIENNA WOODS. The popular string quartette com­ posed of Marjorie Kanyer, violin Mar­ ian Means, cello Franz Brodine, vio­ lin and Juanita Davies, piano, will offer several numbers. | Miss Means will also play a cello solo, LIEBES- LIED. Marjorie Kanyer is scheduled to play the violin solo, ROMANCE. WEBER, GRAHAM HEAD W. A. A. Elections in the W. A. A., women's athletic organization of the Campus, gave Amy Weber, former secretary and vicepresident of the same organ­ ization',, the presidency. Dixe Graham was chosen to fill the position of vice president and treasurer for the com­ ing year, while Arloine Lehman was selected as social commissioner for the group. Karla Mogenson was chosen as the reporter for the group, and Elsie Hansen was given the job of reporting sports. Helen Ottini took a high vote for recording secretary, and Alice Mc­ Donald was chosen as recording secre­ tary. RACES FEATURE ALL-SCHOOL DAY Stiffness Noted Fol­ lowing Day Two hundred and fifty students and faculty members stormed Eschbach park on the Naches river last Wed­ nesday when the all-school picnic, sponsored by the Associated Students, was held, an annual tradition with the school. Afternoon attractions featured a variety of races 100-yard dashes for men and women, wheel barrow races men and women, backward races for for men and women, canoe races, and a jousting event. Gene Denny sprint­ ed home a winner in the 100-yard dash for men, while Dorothy McMil- len and Helen Gillenwater ran away from the rest of the field for the women in the same race for women. Dorothy McMillen, diminutive State Lombardite, captured the laurels in the backwards race for women. Jean­ ne Ernsdorff captured the 50-yard dash for women and placed second with Dorothy Schuster, in the three- legged race for women. The canoe races, off to a bad start, were divided for honors between Thrasher and Sanders, iRobbins apart­ ments, and Jack Marks and Joe Be- nardski. Similar races for women gave Charlotte Russell and Leone Bon- ney a win. Two ample meals provided for by the student funds were an important part of the day's activities. Dancing provided a diverting end to a perfect picnic. ALL-SCHOOL PLAY SET FOR FRIDAY Junior High School Auditorium IS TRAGICOMEDY Absorbing Play Is Promised "Curtain! Everybody ready," fvill be the cry heard backstage tomorrow night at 8:15 o'clock when the last dramatic produc­ tion of the school year is pre­ sented by the A. S. B. in the Morgan Junior High school au­ ditorium. Children of the Moon, a tragi-comedy in three acts, written by Martin Flavin is the drama that promises to be the best presented this season, un­ der the direction of Miss Agnes Howe. Play Plot A God-forsaken residence off the sea coast which is the scene of the absorbing play is such a blend of con­ flict, moon-madnes9, and hysterics that one begins to sympathize with the "Crazy Athertons" It requires the first act to launch the action, but the whole force and quality of the play gathers for the tremendously ef­ fective scene which brings down the curtain at the end of the second act. Through the madness of it all, one hears the selfish and hysterical Laura (Margaret Derienger) tell her daugh­ ter that she 'has a curse around her neck—that she is mad. Jane (Elsa­ belle Cruttendon) dissheveled and hy sterical cries back, "It is a lie—a lte —I am not mad—I am not mad!'- Jane is frightened because her desire is to marry Major Bannister, (Ralph Reigel), the daring young aviator. The Cast It has been capitally cast with a supporting cast of John Kerby, Dante Cappa, Alice Emerson, Rush Speddin, and Marvin Stevens. Students may attend the perform­ ance at no extra charge upon pre­ sentation of the student pass cards at the door. Prices fr adults will be 40c and 20c for high school students. No seats will be reserved. "Children of the Moon" has in its dialogue an element of Eugene O'Neill's Strange Interlude. Martin Flavin, the author, presents a clear- cut view of the moon-mad Athertons. Miss Howe states, "The cast with extensive prcatise of nine weeks is ready to go and a top performance is expected." __ Rublin Writes Short Story A' short story written by. WiHard Rublin, "Ten For a Gun," appears in the May issue of the Columns, Univer­ sity of Washington monthly maga­ zine. Rublin is a former W. S. N. S. student and is at present enrolled in the School of Journalism at the Uni­ versity. While in attendance here he was a regular contributor to the Cam­ pus Crier. Mary McLennan's Pictures Shown Mary McLennan, one of the most promising of amateur photographers in this city has had a number of' her pictures printed in various papers, magazines and periodicals.. The Seat­ tle Times recently printed some fine sheep pictures and the Easter cover of "Forward," the Presbyterian book­ let displayed one of her photographs. The Pioneer Presbyterian children's paper is to publish shortly another of her artistic pictures and Vanity Fair has published several of her pictures. Postage Sales Give Instruction The children in the Third grade room at the Edison school have made $33.02 from their postage sales for the year. According to Mabel T. An­ derson, instructor, the children have perfected their arithmetic by the sales, for the selling of them calls for much thinking in the process of arithmetic. Altho the children are on­ ly in the third grade they are on the Fifth grade level In arithmetic. : : il
THE CAMPUS CRIER SOL'S SPORTS SLANTS FROSH FAVORED FEW FIRSTS CHENEY LOSES HIGH POINT MEN BY SOLBERG When the Widcats meet the University Frosh this coining Fri­ day, they will be in for a lot of trouble. They should esteem them­ selves as fortunate to garner more than 30 points. The Husky yearlings tripped C. P. S. 81-50 and Bellingham 89-41, two squads show­ ing more promise than the Cats. Holl will ex­ perience strenuous competition from Vander- may in th high jump, the latter having recently reached 6 feet 1 inch. Morgan, Yearling flash, has turned times of 16.3 and 23.4 in the hurdles. Holl should take the discus laurels and Honeycutt is a favorite in the 440. Marks under 4:40 and 10:26 in the mile and two mile should favor the Huskies, there. The other events are more open to upsets. It seems that this has been a bad week for Normal athletes. Cheney's golf squad dropped a 3-1 decision to the Cougar Frosh. Their track team fell before Whitman, and their tennis squad lost an 8-0 decision to Gonzaga U. Belling ham Normal dropped the U. Frosh track meet their divoteers were trounced by C. P. S., and "their tennis team was drubbed by the U. Frosh. Add to that a clean sweep scored by C. P. S. over Bellingham, in a baseball series. The only bright spot of the week was a 10^-4% golf tri­ umph over the Washington varsity. The basketball high scorers have discovered at last. After perusing a score of record titles, it was found' -that Sesby tops the list with 204 points for the 24 games. This beats the 181 made by Wilburn Case last year. Holl was second with 113 and next in order were Hadley, Sill and Denslow. EUensburg's bid for Tri- Normal high point man -was Sesby with 37 counters, placing him second. "DATING" Cedar Falls, Iowa: "Dating, a social experience and one of the most impor­ tant opportunities of college life." That's the definition given to the pop­ ular collegiate activity by Dr. Harold Bosiey, director of religious activities at-Iowa State Teachers College. : Outlining the reasons for dating, Dr. Bosiey declared students date be­ cause it is a social habit, and because of a desire for companionship. "Dating bureaus are psychological­ ly sound, although we may laugh at them," Dr. Bosiey said. "Dating bu­ reaus give students an opportunity for social experiences which they might not get otherwise." SAVAGES OUT FOR GOLF, TENNIS PLAY The Cheney Normal Savages are out for conference honors in golf and tennis as well as in track this sea­ son. The Savage divoteers are play­ ing a tough schedule, meeting the Gonzaga and WSC varsities as well as the other two Normals at the Tri- Normal meet in Ellensburg. Although the eastern teachers out­ classed the Gonzaga Bulldogs in a match already played, the Cougars are considered much stronger, having taken seven straight from the Can­ ines, and are favored to upset the Normalites. , Intramural competition is also keen at Cheney, particularly in the base­ ball leagues. Competition seems to center around the dormitory and Off- Campus teams. CHINESE ORGANIZE Ann Harbor, Mich.—There's a new sorority at the University of Michi­ gan, Sigma Sigma Phi, founded by four Chinese students, Pearl Chen, Lily Wang, Helen Vong, and Lilian Wang. The charter members are studying education, medicine, public health and sociology and eventually expect to re­ turn to China to aid in its rebuilding. Most of them come from families which already exert considerable po­ litical and economic influence in their local communities. The sorority has been established as a kind of social and intellectual bond for Chinese women in foreign schools, ar.d for the furtherance of the com­ mon aim. Additional chapters are con­ templated for London and Shanghai. Esther Hartman, sister of Margaret Hartman, visited here over the week end. She teaches in Benton City. Watch for the Hyakem the first week in June. . , TRA CK TEA M WILL MEET U. MEN ^Tke Campus Crier WEEKLY SPORT EVENTS GORDON NEWELL, Sports Editor . WOMEN ATHLETES ARE ACTIVE UW Frosh Netmen Ready For Locals NEITHER SQUAD DEFEATED AS MID-SEASON APPROACHES That the University of Washington Frosh tennis squad will give Coach Nicholson's netmen plenty of com­ petition in their meets at Seattle on May 11 and 17, is evident from the following Seattle release. From U. Daily "A rapidly improving frosh tennis team" is the comment made by Coach Jack Torney as the Yearlings defeat­ ed Lincoln High school 8-1 Friday afternoon, Mt. Vernon Junior College 7-0 (Saturday afternoon, and Roose­ velt high school 9-0 last Monday af­ ternoon. The record made by the Frosh net men last week end leaves their record clear of defeats to date. However, beating high and junior college teams is one thing and taking the experienced, and undefeated Wild­ cat squad is another... At any rate, a good stiff two afternoons of tennis will be furnished the Husky Pups. BELLINGHAM GOLFERS OUT FOR LEAGUE CUP EVENTS HELD IN SEATTLE STADIUM DEFEAT FORECAST THREE MATCHES PLAYED The scenes above are typical of the activities undertaken by the fairer members of the Physical Education department during the season past. A large section of this years Hyakem wi 1 be devoted to women's sports. Why Not School Colors In Uniforms For Future Normal Athletic Teams? T ANNOUNCING Of The •••v.. y All-School Play • i'. • -• . 'V ' ' V': Coming MORE COLOR IT IS OUR OPINION THAT IF EVERY STUDENT ON THE CAMPUS WERE ASKED WHAT IN THEIR OPINION WERE THE GREATEST DRAWBACKS TO INTEREST IN NORMAL ATHLETICS, THAT A GREAT MAJORITY OF THE STATE­ MENTS WOULD INCLUDE SOMETHING LIKE THIS: "Why don't the athletic teams, football, basketball, and track, have unifornss that bring out the school colors. This is the cus­ tom in all the other schools we have come in contact with, and nothing does as much to add interest to games and meets as neat uniforms with plenty of color. It's no fun to haunt the cold bleachers and watch a team dressed in mud colored helmets and pants, and jerseys the color of last year's winter underwear." CONSIDER POINTS So in brief we urge that the athletic department bear these facts in mind. If the money which the students themselves pay to the athletic fund can be saved by purchasing second hand uniforms in the school colors of some other college, there is some excuse for such a course of action. Otherwise it is our belief that some at­ tention should be directed to school traditions and the student's wish& when the selection is made. Although held up by adverse weath­ er conditions at the beginning of the season, the Bellingham Normal golf­ ers have stolen a march on the other schools in Tri-Normal competition, having played three hard matches al­ ready. In the course of the season they have defeated the Pacific Luth­ eran College divot diggers, while dropping closely contested matches to the College of Puget Sound Loggers. The Vikings are making a strong bid for conference honors this season, led by such stars as Jacobfeon, Ober- latz, and Lindsley. The Tri-Normal meet this season will be held on the Ellensburg course. Green And White Tracksters Defeat­ ed Bellingham 89-41 The Ellensburg Normal track squad will meet the University frosh cinder artists Friday in the third intercolleg­ iate meet of the season for the Cats. —o— Friday Afternoon The events will be held in the Uni­ versity stadium during the afternoon, according to word received from 'Seat­ tle yesterday. Team Inexperienced The inexperienced Normal track­ sters are not expected to score heav­ ily against the strong frosh aggre­ gation. Holl is expected to take a first in the discus, while there is an outside possibility of the winged W men placing first in one or two other events.. Beat Bellingham The 'green and white took close to 100 points against (the Bellingham Normal squad, which in turn outscor- ed the Wildcats yby 10 points at Ta- coma last week. By comparative scores, the .Frosh should amass 100 points in Friday's meet. U. Of W. Frosh Take Track Meet COLLEGE SPORTS GOSSIP FROM EVERYWHERE ,-*v ' ' ' v'4 • c-i • •• ' ' IN THE.. Morgan Junior Hi School Auditirium Intramurals At B. S. N. Betllingham Normal is offering a much wider • range of intramural sports than is Ellensburg this year. For the Spring quarter the Viking athletic administration is offering golf, tenns, horseshoe pitching, bad­ minton, and softball on an intramural basis, as well as varsity baseball, track, tennis, and golf. This gives all students a much wider possibility of participation in sports. Also At W. S. C. At WSC the Greek letter houses and halls are carrying on a spirited com­ petition in intramural tennis, horse­ shoe pitching, and baseball. Likewise" at the University of Washington. It •would seem that our own school is snd'y lacking in interest in this type of athletics. More Interest , Our suggestion, is that were the in­ tramural teams divided up according to true affiliations,' rather than by ar- bitary numbering, that much more in­ terest would result. For instance, if the intramural basketball teams were listed somewhat as follows: Munson Hall Maniacs, W Club Wildcats, Knights of Claw Cannibals, Bobbins Ramblers, and Off-Campus Cowboys, with team members actually repre­ senting these organizations, probably much greater intetest, and a ihealthy r'va'ry would be the result. Also the results would have greater news value, End more student interest would be focused on intramural sports. One Game Played By Softball Fans SCORE 8-7 IN HARD-FOUGHT KITTYBALL TILT . In the only kittyball game of the week Burnett's boys reversed the sit­ uation of th^ previous day, last Thurs­ day, by eking out an -8-7 win in extra innings. The opposition held an early 6-2 lead, but relinquished it in the clos­ ing frames. A five run rally knotted the count at 7 all in the seventh on a barrage of 'bingles by the proteges of Burnett, Sander's team failed to count in their half of the following inning, in spite of a triple by their lead-off man. The second half of the inning found the winning run crossing the plate. Bat­ teries were: (Burnett) Hakola, Sill and Sill, Maxson (Sanders) Sanders, Artz and Davis. The winners increased their winning average to 8 wins and 5 loses, for a .615 percentage. The season's climax is expected at the picnic, Wednesday. ever. There is no question but that it adds a great deal of color and life to the game. B. E. S. TIFFANY Insurance of All Kinds Phone Main 72 The Hyakem is well on its way. It is now in the hands of the printers. It will have several New Features. It will be out on time. Watch the Crier for Final Date, to be an­ nounced later / The University of Washington Frosh forecast plenty of trouble for the Wildcat tracksters by vanquish­ ing Bellingham Normal, Friday, at Seattle, to the decisive margin of 89- 41. Only two firsts were garnered by the hapless Vikings. The century was won by Arne Johnson of Belling­ ham with a mark of :10.3. Taylor of the Vikings won the mile in the re­ markable time of 4:35.5. Holder led the losers with seconds in the high jump, broad jump and high hurdles, with 9 counters. Art Morgan, a dou-, ble winner in the hurdles, led the yearlings with 10. _ Bernice Lund of Cle Elum visited with Bobby Sawyer over the week end. Bobby Rodgers spent the week end at home in Seattle. Helen Gillenw&ter was among those who went home for the week end. Zelma Kennedy visited in Seattle over, the week end. New 13-Plate Batteries. $2.95 Exchange TRIANGLE AUTO Checking company Toilet Articles—Full Line OF ALL ADVERTISED BRANDS} AT REDUCED PRICES OWL DRUG STORE Corner Third and Pearl Streets CALL PALMER TAXI MAIN 17 Each passenger is covered byj Insurance OSTRANDER DRUG CO. QUALITY AND SERVICE AS WELL AS PRICE 315 N. Pearl St. MAIN 11 DICK SCHULTZ Shoe Rebuilder savs: Our Soles and Heels cover more than your shoes. They Cover the Kittitas Valley. I Across from N. Y. 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| T | "Children of the Moon" i I Friday Night f i t Ji * The C ampus Crier {•JitmiimitiiiHitiiimiiiaotiMHtiiiiiiiiiiiititHiiiiifiitimHittmittiMr Q | Junior High School | I Auditorium ! 0 IMMIIUMttllltllltllfMftmtl WASHINGTON 3TATE NORMAL SCHOOL Vol. No. 8 ELLENSBURG, WASHINGTON, THURSDAY, MAY 23, 1935 No. 27 CHILDREN OF THE MOON' IS READY FRIDAY Between the Lines rrs ABOUT THIS time of the year that the graduate begins to feel pangs of remorse at the thought of leaving behind sincere connections with people of similar interests in life. THERE'S SOMETHING about a small school that leaves an indelible print in the life of the one who at­ tends it. It's there that true friend­ ships are established, shorn of all false pretenses and frills which would be possible only in a larger institu­ tion. —o— IT'S HERE that close connections with the faculty are possible, with small classes aiding greatly in estab­ lishing personal contacts of a distinct­ ly helpful nature. BECAUSE NEARLY everyone who attends this Teachers College plans to become a teacher, homogeneity of thoughts, actions, and attitudes is at­ tained with little difficulty. In larger institutions where a variety of spec- ialzations may be obtained there is a distinct lack of common interests be­ tween their various departments. THIS, iFOR AN argument, 'brings one to a conclusion that there is am­ ple opportunity for a small school to drift into isolation from the rest of the social world, to become sufficient unto itself, to resent encroachments which threatens the life of the rut in­ to which it has fallen—isolation. CLUBS ON THIS Campus are the prime examples of the "rut" into which all are exposed in a naturally somewhat isolated environment. Orig­ inally established to carry out definite ideals and standards, there are very few clubs on the Campus which can boast of an adherence to the same. More than likely, the original goal has degenerated to a merely social one— -the election of officers, a mere hang­ over -from standardized American methods of organization. Their goals do not measure up favorably to life situations. Rather, they measure on­ ly with the standards set by the in .stitution in which they exist. HERE'S AN OPPORTUNITY for the owner of initiative to do some­ thing really constructive here. Tlw idea, in the process of incubation aw1 maturation for some time and tempor­ arily discarded 'because of "local" in­ terests which demanded too much at­ tention, was brought to light a few days ago with the discovery of active interest on the part of a limited few. A CLUB WHICH is not a "clnb" in a strict sense, which has no social purpose other than the bringing to­ gether of commonly interested peo­ ple, whidh meets at irregular inter­ vals and only when sufficient interest warrants, which has no assessments on its membership, which has a volun­ tary attendance provision, which makes a member feel that to get the most from the group he himself must contribute something to that group, which is established solely for the purpose of gathering and disseminat­ ing pertinent opinions on present day problems in a life-situation manner is suggested. —o— •DISCUSSIONS "would be in vogue at all meetings. No formality other than beginning and ending the dis­ cussion would be tolerated rules would be dispensed with. EXTRA CONTRACT WORKNECESSITY Timely Advice From Bennison Maintaining that extra curricular activities in the teaching field were as important as the extra-curricular activities in student life, and that when a teaching contract was signed, the teacher was placing himself in a position to be responsible to the pub­ lic and to himself to give of himself and to receive of others in return, Miss Olive J. Bennison, field secretary for the Washington Educational As- sciation, addressed graduating stu­ dents in the Auditorium last Thurs­ day morning. Extra Work Valuable "Just as it is possible to take only requirements in school, so it is possi­ ble to do only those things which are required by a contract which the teacher signs," said Miss Bennison, in commenting upon the value of "extra contract" work. "In this country we do things by organization. If we have a task to be performed, we take it to an organization that is already in existence, or we take steps to form a new organization," she continued. Organization Valuable It was her contention that farmers and teachers were the slowest groups to realize the value of organization. The farmer was the one who worked by himself, never with people. The teacher was satisfied with a mediocre position until the World War, ah oc­ currence accompanied by a rising standard of living which drove home the point that higher wages were needed and that organization was necessary to effect it. After the organization of teachers was establsihed, many other problems were discovered which could be work­ ed out to an advantage in a group manner. It is to this end, she stated, that the Washington Educational As­ sociation was striving. State, coun­ ty, and local units of the organiza­ tion of teachers total approximately a membership of 9,900 out of 11,000 teachers in the state. Its journal is a substitute for more frequent meet­ ings, containing solicited articles from educators, and unsolicited articles o£ general interest from other teachers in the field. School Legislation Pertinently, the question of school legislation was explained in relation to the work done upon it by this or­ ganization which Miss Bennison rep­ resented.. Group action, she asserted, was in a large measure responsible for the raise in teacher morale which resulted from the recent legislature's action. In closing her address, Miss [Bennison issued a warm welcome to the new teachers who would be mem­ bers of- the field next year. PRIZES OFFERED BY ROTOGRAVURE $215 SPENT Picnic Exhauts ASB Treasury Last week's all-school excursion to Eschbach park cost approximately $215, according to Lewie Burnett, A. S. president. Of this sum $150 were drawn from the Associated Stu­ dent treasury to take care of food ex­ penses, totaling $115, park entrance fees amounting to $23, and prizes and dance orchestra taking $5-and $8 re­ spectively. This appropriation has exhausted the A. 15. treasury. Class funds were drawn from to pay the $65 transportation cost. Due to an error, all picnickers were charged "11 cents admission by the caretaker of the 'park, which sum is being returned to the students this week. SENIORS HONORED. BY FROSH DANC "Picture Of Week" New Feature FACULTY AND STUDENTS alike have opportunity to enroll. Rich ac­ quaintances would be furnished, new ideas and viewpoints would be found, and an outlet to opinions, sound or unsound, would be given to its mem­ bers. UTOPIAN? Perhaps, plan is being fomented. But such a Normal Graduate Marries Announcement was made in Yalct- -ma this week of the marriage of Miss Fay Scott to Frederick K. Nunns on March 30. Mrs. Nunns is a graduate of the Ellensburg Teachers College and has taught in the Selah schools for the past four years. Mr. Nunns, graduate of the North Dakota State College and from Washington State College has "been employed for the last two years at W. S. C. Recently Ihe left for La Crosse, Wisconsin, where he will be with the federal soil erosion department. Mrs. Nunns will $oia him there at the close of school. E Frosh Informal Next Saturday "When the Frosh put on anything they'll put it on 'big," commented Walter Rosentangle, freshman social commissioner, in discussing the Frosh Informal to be held in the Dining Hall Saturday, May 25th. Programs for the dance, which is given in honor of the senior class are on sale this week and may be pur­ chased from Willis Strange, Kenneth Bowers, Dick 'Fotheringill, and chair­ man Rosentangle. These programs are suede leather and the best yet procured for a school dance according to committee members. - "Swell punch and plenty of it," will be one of the features of the evening. The Blues Chasers' will furnish the music, and a new and different inter­ mission program has been planned by a committee headed by Jack McAllis­ ter. v Committees working on the affair include the following: decoration, Car­ ter Crimp, Lois Nelson, and Beth Mc- Lavy entertainment, Helen Gillen- water, and Jack'McAllister program, Dick Fotheringill, Willis Strange re­ freshments, Harriett Lee, and Dorothy Carlson orchestra, Kenneth Bowers, and Walter Rosentangle. MEN WILL YODEL FOR BANKERS THE CAST Ralph Reigel, Elsabelle Crutten- den, Marvin Stevens, John Kirby, Dante Cappa, Margaret Derringer, Rush Speddin, Alice Emerson. PRINTS STORY Wenatchee Paper Cooperates Word was received at the office of the Campus Crier this week that the Wenatchee Daily Sun would print an article on the possibilities of a Teach­ ers' Training college with reference to the State Normal here. Copy for the story, along with a cut containi­ ng a campus view, has been sent to the paper by the Campus Crier for release in the near future. This is a part of the service which •the Campus Crier has been rendering this year in conjunction with its reg­ ular features. Several photographs and cuts have been mailed out for re­ prints in other papers. ORCHESTRA GOES TO YAKIMA TODAY To Play For Rotary Club The Collegiate Digest, weekly roto­ gravure supple ment for the Campus Crier, is offering a weekly prize of five dollars in cash to the college stu­ dent who submits the "Picture of the Week." Each week the Collegiate Digest will feature one picture that its edi­ tors believe to be outstanding from the standpoint of photography, com­ position, subject, and the story it tells. Still life s.s well as action photos will be eligible for the contest, and there are no subject restrictions beyond those of libe land decency. The editors reserve the right to use any photo submitted in the contest which is not chosen as a prize winner in Collegiate Digest at the regular rate of one dollar, payment to be made upon publication. Rales The rules of the contest are as fol­ lows: 1. Each entry must be made by an amateur photographer who is now a member of the faculty or student body of a college or university. 2. The name, address, and college of each contestant, together with full information about the photograph, must be printed on the 'back of each photo submitted. No limitation is made upon the number of entries each contestant may submit, nor upon the size of the photographs submitted. 3. No pictures will be returned un­ less accompanied by return postage. 4. All pictures submitted in the contest should be addressed to: Pic­ ture of the Week, Collegiate Digest, P. O. Box 472, Madison, Wis. Members of the Men's Ensemble are to be initiated into the economic world on Saturday evening, May 25, as they sing for a local bankers ban­ quet at the Antlers Hotel. Hartley D. Snyder, director, and Karl Ernst, accompanist, have pronounced that a "special varied program" will be pre­ sented. Composing this musical group are: bassos, Herb Maxon, Jimmy Brown tenors, Kenneth Bowers, Joe Kahklen, Bob Nesbit, ring leader Rudolph Han­ sen and baritone, Bill Ellis. Margaret Hartman spent the week­ end in Seattle visiting her brother, Dean Hartman. NELSON. JOHNSON HEAD MEN'S HALL Cheers And Jeers At Meetings A carryover from the recent stu­ dent elections, the Munson hall elec­ tion of officers reached new heights of enthusiasm when a quorum of its members gathered to elect the hall's officers for the ensuing year. Larry Nelson, sophomore, was un­ animously elected president of the group. Howard Johnson and Bill Carr were up for vice president, Johnson taking the office after a deadlock which promised to disrupt the meet­ ing. The race for secretary and treasurer prved even more exictimg, with Wel- lenbrock, Solberg, and Taylor in the, race. Solberg was chosen only after three votes had been taken. Kenny Artz was unanimously elected social commissioner, and Joe Chiotti won over Howard Spaulding in the race for sergeant-at-arms. Acceptance speeches were featured by encores ga­ lore, the candidates being allowed to [say only "Well, uh" before they were I stopped short by a battery of cheers. At ten thirty today the twenty-sev­ en members of Karl Ernst's orchestra will leave for Yakima where they have been especially invited to play for the Rotary club luncheon. This honor has come to this musical group be­ cause of their highly commendable performances during the year, and also because Mr. Ernst's brother, Clar­ ence Ernst, general secretary of the Y. M. C. A. in Yakima, is also presi­ dent of the Rotary club. Orchestra numbers will include MARCH SLAV, EGMONT OVER­ TURE, VALSE TRISTE, an* TALES FROM THE VIENNA WOODS. The popular string quartette com­ posed of Marjorie Kanyer, violin Mar­ ian Means, cello Franz Brodine, vio­ lin and Juanita Davies, piano, will offer several numbers. | Miss Means will also play a cello solo, LIEBES- LIED. Marjorie Kanyer is scheduled to play the violin solo, ROMANCE. WEBER, GRAHAM HEADW. A. A. Elections in the W. A. A., women's athletic organization of the Campus, gave Amy Weber, former secretary and vicepresident of the same organ­ ization,, the presidency. Dixe Graham was chosen to fill the position of vice president and treasurer for the com­ ing year, while Arloine Lehman was selected as social commissioner for the group. Karla Mogenson was chosen as the reporter for the group, and Elsie Hansen was given the job of reporting sports. Helen Ottini took a high vote for recording secretary, and Alice Mc­ Donald was chosen as recording secre­ tary. RACES FEATURE ALL-SCHOOL DAY Cash, Smooth Dancing, Business Ability. High Ideals Figure in Women?s Choice of Husbands Question: What qualities do you de­ sire for the boy whom you marry to possess? Answers z JUANITA SOULE: "He must be smart, but not" charming, be alert, agreeable and a good mixer. My man should have big- feet and not be too clinging. BETH McLAVY: "My husband must be attractive, a good dresser, a good dancer, an athlete, a good 'argu- er' and be a play boy." CHARLOTTE TREADWELL: "All I ask is that he be tall, dark, a good dancer and have a pleasing person­ ality." ARLENE LEHMAN: "Mine must never have hay fever." JEANNE ERNSDORiFF: "Three- sided is my ideal man. As a business man, he is able to bring home the bacon as a handy man he is able to perform little duties about the house and he is a lover when the occasion occurs." AGNES MOE: "His prerequisites are money, curly hair and green eyes." MARY BOLMAN: "Above all, high ideals are necessary. I don't care for a handsome man, but I care for some­ one who will create a challenge. Dr. McRae's subtlety must be an addi­ tional trait." ELSIE HANSEN: "He must have money, and be plenty old." . RUTH GANDERS: "He must be honest, sincere, brave, and have big feet." CHARLOTTE RUSSELL: "Enum erated my requirements are: Money, common sense, a good dresser, and a good dancer." BERNICE COLWELL: "All other traits rate under the intelligence and masculinity." RONNIE LANE: "Initiative and industry as well as personality must be shown." BETTY BROWN: "The dominant essentials are honesty, sportsmanship and intelligence." (Continued on page 3) ALL-SCHOOL PLAY SET FOR FRIDAY Junior High School Auditorium IS TRAGICOMEDY Absorbing Play Is Promised "Curtain f Everybody ready," fvill be the cry heard backstage tomorrow night at 8:15 o'clock when the last dramatic produc­ tion of the school year is pre­ sented by the A. S. B. in the Morgan Junior High school au­ ditorium. Children of the Moon, a tragi-comedy in three acts, written by Martin Flavin is the drama that promises to be the best presented this season, un­ der the direction of Miss Agnes Howe. Play Plot A God-forsaken residence off the sea coast which is the scene of the absorbing play is such a blend of con­ flict, moon-madness, and hysterics that one begins to sympathize with the "Crazy Afchertons" It requires the first act to launch the action, but the whole force and quality of the play gathers for the tremendously ef­ fective scene which brings down the curtain at the end of the second act. Through the madness of it all, one hears the selfish and hysterical Laura (Margaret Derienger) tell her daugh­ ter that she has a curse around her neck—that she is mad. Jane (Elsa­ belle Cruttendon) dissheveled and hy sterical cries back, "It is a lie—a lit —I am not mad—I am not mad!' Jane is frightened because her desire is to marry Major Bannister, (Ralph Reigel), the daring young aviator. The Cast It has been capitally cast with a supporting cast of John Kerby, Dante Cappa, Alice Emerson, Rush Speddin, and Marvin Stevens. Students may attend the perform­ ance at no extra charge upon pre­ sentation of the student pass cards at the door. Prices fr adults will be 40c and 20c for high school students. No seats will be reserved. "Children of the Moon" has in its dialogue an element of Eugene O'Neill's Strange Interlude. Martin Flavin, the author, presents a clear- cut view of the moon-mad Athertons. Miss Howe states, "The cast with extensive prcatise of nine weeks is ready to go and a top performance is expected." Stiffness Noted Fol­ lowing Day Two hundred and fifty students and faculty members stormed Eschbach park on the Naches river last Wed­ nesday when the all-school picnic, sponsored by the Associated Students, was held, an annual tradition with the school. Afternoon attractions featured a variety of races 100-yard dashes for men and women, wheel barrow races men and women, backward races for for men and women, canoe races, and a joustinig event. Gene Denny sprint­ ed home a winner in the 100-yard dash for men, while Dorothy McMil- len and Helen Gillenwater ran away, from the rest of the field for the women in the same race for women. Dorothy McMillen, diminutive Sue Lombardite, captured the laurels in the backwards race for women. Jean­ ne Ernsdorff captured the 50-yard dash for women and placed second with Dorothy Schuster, in the three- legged race for women. The canoe races, off to a bad start, were divided for honors between Thrasher and Sanders, Robbins apart­ ments, and Jack Marks and Joe Be- nardski. Similar races for women gave Charlotte Russell and Leone Bon- ney a win. Two ample meals provided for by the student funds were an important part of the day's activities. Dancing provided a diverting end to a perfect picnic. Rublin Writes Short Story A' short story written by Willard Rublin, "Ten For a Gun," appears in the May issue of the Columns, Univer­ sity of Washington monthly maga­ zine. Rublin is a former W. S. N. S. student and is at present enrolled in the School of Journalism at the Uni­ versity. While in attendance here he was a regular contributor to the Cam­ pus Crier. Mary McLennan's Pictures Shown Mary McLennan, one of the most promising of amateur photographers in this city has had a number of her pictures printed in various papers, magazines and periodicals.. The Seat­ tle Times recently printed some fine sheep pictures and the Easter cover of "Forward," the Presbyterian book­ let displayed one of her photographs. The Pioneer Presbyterian children's paper is to publish shortly another of her artistic pictures and Vanity Pair has published several of her pictures. Postage Sales Give Instruction The children in the Third grade room at the Edison school have made $33.02 from their postage sales for the year. According to Mabel T. An­ derson, instructor, the children have perfected their arithmetic by the sales, for the selling of them calls for much thinking in the process of arithmetic. Altho the children are on­ ly in the third grade they are on the Fifth grade level in arithmetic.
THE CAMPUS CRIER Ike Campus Crier MEMBER ^ssotimcd golWsiate ^rcss --IP34 16fe- 1935 Published Weekly by the Associated Student Body of The-Washington State Normal School iEhtered as second class matter at the post office at Ellensburg, Washington Telephone Advertising and News to Main 84 Alumni, Three Quarters, $1.00 CRIER STAFF EDITOR , JIM BROWN SPORTS EDITOR GORDON NEWELL NEWS EDITOR .....BETTY LOU MAUS FEATURE EDITOR JUANITA SOULE BUSINESS MANAGER t ... BILL ELLIS FACULTY ADVISER N. E. HINCH NEWS DESK Paul Soli, Bill Richert, Blanche Brehm, 'Susanne Hurby, Evelyn Max­ well, Elaine Shields, Virginia Ross, Edith Bratton, Adriana Kempkes. SPORTS DESK •Speed Solberg, Dante Cappa, Jean­ ne Ernsdorff. COLUMNISTS Don George, Dorothy Owens. TEACHERS NEED NO BRAINS, LEACOCK Stephen Leacock, who bubbles up with some educational whimsy every year or so for the good natured chaffing of that American religion, no\fr maintains that he took to teaching because it was "the only trade that neither required experience nor intellect." And we like his comment uttered after receiving his Ph. D. "The meaning of this degree is that the incipient of instruction is examined for the last time in his life and is pronounced complete­ ly full. After this no new ideas can be impaarted, to him." LOOKING BACK ON THE PICNIC The once-a-year affair, the all-school picnic, was this year one of the most successful ever sponsored by the Associated Students, in the opinion of many. The attitude of all in attendance was com­ mendable, cliquishness being pleasantly put away for the day. For those who are about to leave this institution! which harbors many memories of pleasant days spent in an energetic environment, the piqijic irnarked thg near-end of thfeir. social life here. The erfding at least was happy. The buyer of a large Seattle book­ store tells me that according to the actual sales of the country's leading wholesale booksellers COME AND GET IT by Edna Ferber is the best seller in fiction and INFLATION AHEAD! WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT by W. M. Kiplinger and Frederick Shelton is the best seller in non-fic­ tion. Both are engrossing. OF TIME AND THE RIVER by Thomas Wolfe is splendid! It's an epic of the quest and, pilgrimage of youth, more specifically of the Amer­ ican in his youth, of the young man in all lands and ages who has in him the hunger and urge of the creative artist. Can a woman iget along in politics without sex appeal? If you want to know, read THE FIRST WOMAN by Margaret Culkin Banning published by Harper Co. --••• 0— PYLON by William Faulkner is as sure to make a ripple in the literary world as a ten-ton boulder dropped in a quiet lake. This novel is the most astonishing this author has ever writ­ ten. It's intense, passionate, human, and unexpected..... THE BACHELOR PRINCE by Fra- zier Hunt is the first work to de­ scribe, in a connected way, the Prince of Wales' life to date, and what he does with himself when he is not opening conventions of midget manu­ facturers. In CAPITALISM CARRIES ON by Walter B. Pitkin, is presented the case for the American capitalist. He gives a new point of view on the most discussed topic of the times in a way that is understandable to the 75 per cent of American citizens whose cap­ italistic convictions have had some shocks. —o MUST WE FIGHT IN ASIA? by Nathaniel Peffer is a sensational, yet apparently accurate account of the dangers which threaten us in the Far East. THE PRICE OF PEACE by Frank H. Simonds and Brooks Enemy, tells what forces all over the world are making for war in th near future. PERIPATHETIC PHOTOS By the Keyhole Photografter In this perfectly lousey news photo your own key hole photographer brings to you palpitant readers a very exclusive interior view of Doctor Ritchie's private morgue which she maintains in connection wth the local infirmary. Hanging on the wall may be seen several cadavers which are Gnoiseless Gnash had developed ig­ nition trouble, the gas line became plugged up with paper plates and beans, and 'the top blew off in the high wind. However, the intrepid pil­ ot, Mr. Gnewell only gulped and said "Well, anyway, I have good tires, I SH soon to be dissected by members of her Care of the Sick class. The large trophy wearing an opera hat which is hanging by the ears just below the pennant is that of Leopold Milanow- ski who was decapitated when he ap­ proached the hospital for the two-hun­ dred and ninety fifth time in search of an aspirin tablet. —o— Hanging From the wall below the bore's head is the horrible^ mummified cadaver of Robert Jose who is said to have opened his mouth and put his foot into it, thus choking himself to death. He had previously sold his brain to the medical authorities, and Dr. Ritchie is attempting to resurrect him in order to prosecute him for gross fraud. GARL DUNNING In an even more tragic vien we snapped this view of the remains of the Campus Crier press car on its way back from the dramatic dash to the all-school picnic with the scoop issue of the paper in the rumble seat. Before this picture was taken the have, I have." At this moment he ran over a large jagged rock and blew off the two tires not seen in the pic­ ture. Passing motorists including D. Taylor and Mark Anthony are seen attempting to put the veteran equip­ age upon its way again, while the ownre sits in stunned silence. In commenting on the Press car's epic dash to Eschbaeh park, Vice President-Elect Cappa mounted a soap box and cried, "It was marvelous! It was superb! It was mediocre! If those Criers hadn't arrived we would have been in an awful mess in this wilder­ ness we would have had nothing to Btart fires with." SCRIBE PEPSIA'S JOURNALLE GOES ON AND ON -CAMPUS N A P S -- Pardon me, but did you see..BETTY LOU ARENDT taking it on the chin at the picnic the way the students went for the CAMPUS CRIERS when the winner of the PRESIDENTIAL race was announced....BOB JOSE com­ ing back from the woods that after- noon....KENNY ARTZ smiling HO­ WARD JOHNSON "ugh-ing" at the Munson elections EDITH BRAT­ TON inquiring about the cost of tick­ ets to the 'Frosh Informal...DOROTHY WHITE highly elated at obtaining a teaching position for next year AMY WEBER congratul a t i n g CARL DUNNING on the election ver­ dict BERNICE BROAD smiling BROAD-ly (lousy pun) POLLY WEICK having "her customary tooth­ pick and a glass of water at DAD'S JOHNNY K E R B Y inquiring, "(Brother, can you spare a token?".... LOUISE FARRELL playing with Black Magic CLANCY ENBODY highly elated and pleased with the student elections GENE DENNY nosing out HAL HOLMES in a chal­ lenge 100 yard dash MR. HINCH continuing his frequent tirades in Eng­!a lish I upon the subject of a certain newspaper editor.—GLADYS RICH­ ARDS with a STRANGE CRIMP in her day's activities....HARRIET 'LEE becoming artistic DANTE CAPPA taking sudden honors quietly....CHAR- LOTTE RUSSELL and LEONE BON- NEY swinging a mean oar in the canoe races RUSTY REIGEL with BRADFIELD.... ZELMA KENNEDY out with a cer­ tain DENSLOW again J A C K MARKS in a playful mood. THEL- MA PLOUSE all dressed up in slacks RAY MELLJSH becoming irate at parliamentary inconsistencies at the Munson house meeting. SUE TID- LAND looking for her 'best boy friends? CHARLOTTE BURKE being eject­ ed from the Crier typewriter by EDI­ TOR BROWN, but coming back and coming back DON GEORGE wheel- a wheelbarrow m which is seated LARRY NELSON who in turn is pushing another wheelbarrow...CLAR- ENCE THRASHER recommending the use of baseball bats in an intelli­ gent effort to break up a student coun­ cil deadlck LEO MILANOWSKI in mourning over the death of MAR- {SHALL PILSUDSKI ARLENE ' LEHMAN toast-mistressing at the WAA banquet HOWARD JOHN­ SON trying to make a post-election speech at the Munson Hall meeting last week SPEED SOLBERG miss­ ing his chair on the sit-down ELSIE ADOLPHSON and LYDIA GRABER | rushing about with printer's ink on ) their noses and Hyakem copy in their | hands JAMES Q. BROWN crank- j ing the Crier press car with his coat I tails blowing in the breeze CAPPA I making plans for running the student j body next year.....BRUCE ANDER- j SON departing coastward in search of job ETHEL TELBAN and MAR- j GA RET HARTMAN in Seattle to make personal applications FRED 'GUTSIA'NO being bopped on the nose with a baseball at the school picnic PAULINE WALSH fighting for the extra cooky at dinner. ANNABEL- LE BLACK sans specs all week , NATE PORTER trying to improve the ! tennis courts under extreme handicaps : as BETTY LOU MAUS gives instruc­ tions to one of her less brilliant ten­ nis pupils QUERIDO burning up the Yakima highway with his motor­ cycle BILL RICHERT receiving a letter from EDDIE SHIMANO asking after the health of MR. NICHOLAS E. HINCH PAUL SOLL confiding in 'RUTH BECKMAN at the picnic dance.... Up betimes and do bestirr myeself to concoct some fitting victuals for my room mate and myeself that we may break our fast. But the milke be soured bye the hot sun of the day be­ fore, and the cornflake boxe I finde hath become the abode .of a mother mouse and her brood, and lords, I do not have the heart to eject the ~wee beastie and so to class with naught but a bit of chewing gumme from my room mate's drawer to sustain me. At the juniore high schoole where I do take the pedatgogueial desk for one period each day, I attempte to instruct mye saucy pupils in the out­ landish ways of the heathen Chinee, albeit they do fret and chafe at their studies so that I am constrained to curse the hotte weather and for that matter, .all else that doth enter my addled head. Whereat Mr. Thompson entering the roome doth chide me for a naughty creature and I do stamp home in high dudgeon to rant and rail at the zaneys who share mye table at luncheon, until even Madame Buhr- son doth take note and hasten to con­ found me. And so a summons to the business office where I argue hotly with the cold blooded money taker, albeit she at last convinces me that her system of bookkeeping be legal, tho lorde, I cannot finde any mention of suche a method in any business tome I peruse, however diligently. As a result of these base machinations I am forced te dial Sue Lombarde and confess to mye zaney that I be caught short as to allowance moneys, which doth en­ tail strict economies. Whereat the pretty creature do stomp her dainty foote and pout so prettyly that I feel abashed and aske her to the theater. But even here I am plagued, for she doth wish to see Roberta, a silly farce, while I am in­ clined towarde that gruesome tale of Doctore Frankenstein's inhuman mon­ ster, which do be made of corpses, so I hear, which fact intrigue me.might­ ily. So I sit and nod and pretend to snore, and make uncouth soundes when the tradesmens' notices are flashed upon the screen, and in everye way at mye disposal do heckel mye companion so that she crye after me as I leave her at the halle that I be a naughty oaf whose former habitat maye well have been a barne or stye for swyne according to mye actions. And so to bed sorely plagued and in such dudgeon that I do lash out with bothe feete and kicke mye room mate who lye asleep in the upper berth whereast he curse and moan and render the night hideous with his lamentations and I do finally doze, feeling a might better. DRINKS EXPENSIVE University of Michigan (Ann Har­ bor) students spend approximately $8,000 weekly in students frequented restaurants, taverns and stores on cof­ fee, beer, liquor and other drinks. FOUND! Scheaffer pencil with name Ralph Riegel. Owner may claim same by calling at Leo's Barber shop, paying the costs, of this ad, and a sutiable reward. Anyone having original poetry which they consider suitable for publica­ tion should see Virginia Ross at Sue Lombard Hall who has charge of the poetry corner of the Campus Crier. According to word received from the business office, only staff members are to use the typewriters in the Crier office. There are to be abso­ lutely no exceptions to this rule. All organizations which have not yet paid their Hyakem page fee should do so at the business office as soon as possible. Charge accounts cannot be carried any longer. All dormitory girls who plan to be in school for the summer quarters should make arrangements with the housemother for room reservations for the period they plan on being in the dorm. Munson hall men are urged to pay their dues as soon as possible. There are a few outstanding accounts which must be settled in order to clear up the outstanding debts of the house. There are also a few accounts out at the Hall Barber shop which are causing the propri­ etor no end of worry. Thursday, May 23, 10:30—Auditor­ ium, important meeting of Off-Cam­ pus dub Thursday, May 23, 10i—Auditorium, Important meeting of all graduates. Mr. and Mrs. R, E. McConnell invite all Juniors and Seniors to open house Sunday afternoon from three till gix. WHO'S WHO ON THE NORMAL CAMPUS CARL DUNNING Carl Dunning", new student body prexy of the State Normal would ap­ pear to be of the executive type. No doubt when he first saw the light of day in 1915 his mother made the trite re­ mark that Carl was surely destined to become the president of the United States. At any rate he has done rather well so far in this regard. During his high school career at El­ lensburg high, Dunning acted as pres­ ident and vice president of the state 4-H clubs for two terms. He was also a two-year letterman in track, having the low hurdles as his specialty. Now a third quarter sophomore here, Carl was elected president of the class early in the term. He is also a member of the Knights of the Claw, and as a final accomplishment gained the presidency of the ASWSN at the hotly contested elections of the past fortnight. Dunning plans to teach, being es­ pecially interested in the junior high school department. His hobbies are swimming, soap carving, butterfly collecting, hiking, and driving, as well as golf and tennis. Being in every respect a perfect gentleman, Mr. Dun­ ning is reported to prefer blondes. POETS SPOT FIRE There are creeping flames in the near­ by trees. There are leaping flames afar. The wind's black breath is hot with death— The worst of deaths there are! TTie fire is east, The fire i&west, And north and south the same, The air is choked The whole earth smokes The only light is flame! The sun is red. The wind is dead. The land is a fiery sea! But I'm guarded well, In that blazing hell, By the fire that come from me! Theoretically Anonymous. SHIPS The sight of ships, the rolling sea, The changing wind to sing for me The moon^bound tide, a crimson west Wherein the royal sun at rest, rides like a golden Argosy. Like prisoner struggling to be free Out of the mountain land I flee. Again I see the heaving breast Of ocean where the .petrels nest. And there beyond the sandy lea The sight of ships! V. K. R. if $$ $ S $ f £ S OOGO $ $ «3 $ O COLLEGIATE PANORAMA £ $ £ £ £ $ $£$$£$$$ $$ ix $ $ fc $ i BY SOLBERG When asked why he dropped his Bi­ ology, a Boston University student gave this explanation: "The first day, after examining an apple, we were told to taste it. A water melon was treated with the same way. But, when a grasshopper was brought in I dropped the course." —o— Here's a way for universal economy on dates. At Kentucky U. coeds have pledged to eav maximum of only 15 cents worth of candy per date. —o— Romance gets a break at the Uni­ versity of Texas campus. Petters* Park, a small plot of ground, is pa­ trolled by policemen who do not mo­ lest the students. This has occurred as the aftermath of a series of shoot­ ings and other disturbances in the park. —o— From the Los Angeles Junior Col­ legian we get these similes: A fresh­ man is like a pie before baking. A sophomore is like a pie half-baker. A junior is like a pie with too much crust. But a senior is like . a pie that has soaked too long. —6— Unpopularity contests are the rage at the University of Illinois, Cham­ paign, 111., campus. Their most rec­ ent one was devoted to public figures, with Senator Huey P. (Kingfish) Long holding a 2-1 lead over Senator Cough- lin and William Randolph Hearst, in that order. Dates have an immeasurably bene­ ficial effect on the average collegian's social life. At least, so avers Pres­ ident Lotus D. Coffman of the Uni­ versity of Minnesota. This declara­ tion came on the heels of similar statements of other college officials. Mrs. Adolphine Kaufman, the old­ est coed in America, died recently on the eve of receiving her Ph. D. degree in law, at U. S. C. Her death 4*ne as a result of injuries sustained last Jane when a student rudely knocked her to the floor of the University comp­ troller's office. Bathophobik is the title given to the list of 175 irrational fears, by a Texas University professor. However, this does not mean a fear of Satur­ day night, but of high structures. Q" n LLENSBURG | THURSDAY, FRIDAY, 8ATUR. f ! "ROMANCE IN MAN- \ 1 HATTAN" | | with | | Ginger Rogers, Francis Lederer § | SUNDAY AND MONDAY f j MAY ROBSON in j | "GRAND OLD GIRL" I | TUESDAY and WEDNESDAY | | "WHILE THE PATIENT f 1 SLEPT" I i. with Aline McMahon, Guy Kibbee Senior class meeting Thursday, May 23 in Room N-116 at 10 o'clock. Im­ portant. Found: Small black pin in library. Identity at business office. Friday 24, Golf tournament. Friday 24, 8:15 All school play. Saturday 25, Tri-Normal track meet. Saturday 25, 8:30 Frosh dance. Tuesday 28, 10:00 Auditorium, Chi­ cago Symphonic String Quartette. Thursday 30, Holiday. This joke is related of a De La Salle College, Chicago, 111., student. On finishing his tenth cup of coffee, his hostess remarked: "Young man, you must like coffee." He answered: "Yes," indeed, or I wouldn't drink so much to get BO lit­ tle." Cascade Meat Market 113 East Fourth St. PHONE MAIN 103 For Cones, Candy, or any oth-j er Treat, Rush Right Across] the street To LEDBETTER'S Get Your Picnic Supplies at Home Grocery Open Sundays 502 E 6th St VALLEY LOCKER MARKET 310 MAIN STREET PHONE MAIN 191 WEBSTER'S QUALITY FOODS Without Extravagance Lunches - Dinners Confections CHANGE NEEDED Left-handed students at the Kan­ sas State Teachers College (Emporia) are raising a fuss because there at© no left handed chairs provided for thme in the class rooms. FROM BAD TO HEARST Sen. Huey P. Long held a 2-1 lead over the Rev. Charles E. Coughlin and William Randolph Hearst in a recent "unpopularity contest" at the University of Illinois (Urbana.) Bostic's Drug Store COMPLETE STOCK OF SHEAFFER FOUNTAIN PENS Carr's Barber Shop 404 Pearl St. Sody-Licious Bottled Beverages Candy Punch for Parties Sody-Licious Beverage Co. Black 3611 iiitiiiiiiiiifitaiitiiiittifMtiiiaitKitfiiitftiitiiMiiiiitiiiiiififiiiiiii | Prompt Satis faction | | Delivery Guaranteed I I STAR CLEANERS I ! 310 N. Pine St. Phone Main 2211 DR. JAMES H. MUNDY DENTIST Ellensburg, Washington Olympia Block Phone Main 98 RAMSAY HARDWARE CO. Sports Equipment For All Seasons of The Year
THE CAMPUS CRIER ASSEMBLIES FOR SUMMER LISTED Show Interesting Schedule Assembly programs for the Sum­ mer quarter were scheduled by the president's office this week. Includ­ ing talks by well . known educators and members of the local faculty, pro­ grams are scheduled for nine weeks of the Summer .quarter. The pro­ grams are as follows:- June 13, Dr. Nelson and Mrs. Thorn­ ton. Jufie 18, Professor Walter T. Rolfe. June 25, David Snedden. July 2, Professor Walter T. Rolfe. July 9, Professor Walter T. Rolfe. July 16, Professor Walter T. Rolfe. July 23, Mrs. L. O. Anderson, adult education. July .30, Mr. Hartley D. Snyder, Or­ chestras and Orchestra Leaders." August 6, Miss Jean McMorran, "A Year in Cambridge and Boston." Dr. Nelson and Mrs. Thornton will be speakers on a special health pro­ gram. Dr. David Snedden is a mem­ ber of the faculty at Columbia Uni­ versity's Teachers College and is wide­ ly known in educational circles. The subject of his address has not yet been announced. Mrs. L. 0. Anderson, who is State Superintendent of Adult Education, will conduct a conference on adult ed­ ucation on the three days of her stay on the Ellensburg campus. HERE'S MORE ABOUT TH OPENHOUSE McConnell Home 3 To 6 Sunday Dr. and Mrs. R. E. McConnell will hold open house for Juniors and 'Sen­ iors at their home on Seventh street, Sunday afternoon, May 26th, from 3 to 6 o'clock. This is an annual event held for the purpose of getting more personally acquainted with those who are being graduated in June and Au­ gust. Students may come and go at their convenience. Mr. and Mrs. Harold Barto, advisers of the senior class and Miss Dorothy Dean, adviser of the junior class, have also been invited. (Continued from page 1) i MARY WALRER: "Not only must this fortunate man be courteous, well- dressed, and socially inclined, but also he must have high ambitions, a good job, and good morals (not drinking, etc.)" EDITH BRATTON: "My one-and- only must have 'It.'" RUTH MALMGREN: "My only three qualifications are that he must be intelligent, good looking, and con­ siderate." THELMA PLOUSE: "My tall, hand­ some husband need only have a sense of humor." ALMA RICKERT: "He can't snore, chew tobacco, or squeeze the tooth­ paste tube in the middle." HAZEL SKINNER: "An ideal man must ibe tall, handsome, a good danc­ er, an athlete, ~and friendly." Wild Flowers Hunt­ ed By Students A trip to gather wild flowers was taken by the Fourth grade children at the Edison school last Tuesday un­ der the direction of Frances Caroline White. Over thirty different variet­ ies were gathered. The trip was made into a form of a picnic BOULDER DAM Free Movies Shown Today PLACEMENTS . Gertrude Hales and "" Dorothy White have received teaching posi­ tions in Buena and Harrah, re­ spectively. Jeanne Ernsdorff has signed at Naches Heights. From the placement office the complete list of placements for next Septem­ ber. Bob Jose, Port Angelas Flor­ ence Williams, Lower Naches Ha­ zel Skinner, Naches Floyd Hicks, Wapato Florence Carr, Wapato Flora Montgomery, Wapato Mabel Lien, Sdah Leo Milanowski, Nap- avine. Marian Means, Ellensburg Ruth Malmgren, Selah Susie Champlin, Lake Forest Park Charlotte Burke, Lower Dammon Marjorie Jones, Malaga and Peggy Brad- field, Kittitas. The cadet jobs in Seattle go to Mark Walker, Lewie Burnett, Lu- cinda Stonebridge, and Emma Jean Ryan. SUMMMER AT LAST! m MARRIAGE Love Counts More Than Cash KNIGHTS OF CLAW BINE AND ELECT After a chain of statements which maintained that it is cold, hard cash that counts in marriage comes the assert "on by three professors at the University of Wisconsin that love, to the contrary, is the most important element. And the four rules which they lay down for a happy marriage are these: 1. The couple should have positive ideas about the future of their wed­ lock. The "drift into bliss" idea is nonsense. 2. They should assume their mar­ riage is going to last, and forget about statistics on divorce percentages. 3. The man should dismiss all ideas of sex superiorities. That's poi­ son to happy wedlock. 4. Marriage is a moral issue, a matter of adjustment of personalities. Looking South from the entrance to the Old Administration Building, shaded walk presents an inviting s^ene The Summer Registra­ tion Costs Low CHORUS. TRIO IN MUSIC PROGRAM Perform Before Stu­ dent Assembly An all-music assembly featuring two groups of numbers by the A Cap- pella choir under Hartley D. Snyder, and four numbers by a string trio composed of Juanita Davies, piano Marion Means, cello and 'Franz A. Brodine, violin, was the final appear­ ance of these two musical organiza­ tions in the school auditorium this quarter. Mr. Snyder, who took charge of the chorus 'here last fall quarter has, be­ sides maintaining a high standard of performance in the singing organiza­ tion, published a book of elementary school muse instruction which is now being used in the Music I class of this school and also in the public schools of Dalion, Ohio, where Mr. Snyder directed a chorus before coming here. This book, which was released from the presses last March will -be used in the Washington and Edison schools of this city next year. CABINET MADE FOR FOUR- TH GRADERS' •Six reels of movies depicting work at the Boulder "Dam will be shown free to all interested adults at the El­ lensburg theater this afternoon. The pictures, shown by the courtesy of the Chamber of Commerce, have been se­ cured by Walker Young, formerly High Line engineer in this city anc. later in charge of construction at the Boulder dam. The show starts at four o'clock and is free to any who desire to see this stupendous enterprise. Kappy Riggs visited in Yakima with Charlotte Russell for the week end. Ethel Teflban spent the week end at her home in Renton. "Children of the Moon," tragi-com- edy de luxe, at the Junior high school auditorium this Friday evening. Ad­ mittance to W. S. N. students is free with A. S. cards. Under the supervision of the Nor mal school a cabinet was made for the tools which the boys of the Fourth grade use for their manual training. Second Grade Room Refurnished E. W. Ames, "local carpenter, has made furniture for the library corner in Miss Irene Davies' second grade room at the Edison school. The fur­ niture consists of a table, a davenport, two chairs, and a rocker. A rug also has been obtained. Pillows are go­ ing to be made for the davenport, the design to be worked up by the chil dren in the room. The regitsrar's office announces that registration costs during the com­ ing summer quarter will be reasonable. Students are assured that their ex­ penses are set at a low minimum that is compatible with the quality of serv­ ices afforded. In addition to the damage deposit and room deposit, which are return­ able, the fees total only $10.00. Full dormitory service, for the entire quar­ ter, costs $71.50 per week the cost is $6.50. Then there are the customary fees for laboratory courses. School officials are sure that reg­ istration for the summer quarter will be high, particularly so, in view of the fact that several instructors from oth­ er schools plan to conduct classes here, in their respective studies. Daily Sun Prints Campus Scene Thru The Crier Continuing its policy of dispens­ ing State Normal publicity when­ ever the opportunity arises, the Campus Crier this week forwarded a large cut depicting, a campus scene to the Wenatchee Daily Sun. This picture will be reproduced in that paper in the near future, to­ gether with an inclusive article dealing with the educational possi­ bilities here. The photo to be .prated in the Sun is a product of Mr. Hogue's lens and is an attractive view of the library and Old Administration building. A large quantity of news copy has been sent from the Crier office to various city news­ papers this term, but this is the first photograph to be released, and should.aid materially in giving the school publicity in the north cen­ tral section of the state. THEATERS EXAM SCHEDULE WSNS Campus To Be Scene Of Magazine Story Eddie Shimano, associate editor of the Campus Crier last quarter, is engaged in literary work in Seat­ tle at present. According to word received at the Crier office this week an article by Shimano de­ scribing houseboat life on Lake Unioff has been accepted by the •Ramblers, northwest literary mag­ azine. The article is illustrated with a number of linoleum block prints by the author. In a more serious vein, he has written a short story which deals with life here at the State Teachers College. This article is expected to appear in print in the very near future, and students here should be able to recognize events, stu­ dents, and certain faculty members from the local Campus, altho for very obvious reason actual names are not expected to appear. WEEK END IN YAKIMA Many people went to Yakima over the week end, especially those who live in Yakima. Some of these were Efet- ty Lou Arendt, Laura Marie Cox, Dor­ othy White, Antoinette Vaneaton, Sue Tidland, Evelyn Maxwell, Vina May Cook, and Margaret Gothfcerg. Charlotte Treadwell went to Yaki­ ma Saturday night with her mother to attend the celebration. Heflen Gillenwater was. at her home in Yakima over the week end and rode in th« parade Saturday. Emma Jean-Ryan visited in Yaki­ ma Sunday and stayed until Monday. Bobby Sawyer attended the celebra­ tion in Yakima Saturda night and Sunday. Jeanne Ernsdorff spent Friday and Saturday at home in Yakima, while there she attended the celebration and applied for a school. Following is the schedule of .ex­ aminations for the Spring quarter, 1935, as released by the Registrar's office. The examinations will be held in the regular class rooms and according to the schedule below: Monday Morning, June 3 8:00-10:00 All 8 o'clock classes. 10:00-12:00 All daily 9:00 o'clock classes. * 10:00-11:00 A11 M. W. F. 9 o'clock classes. 11:00-12:00 All T. Th. 9 o'clock classes. Monday Afternoon, June 3 1:00-3:00 Adl daily 2 o'clock classes 1:00-2:00 All M. W. F. 2 o'clock classes 2:00-4:00 All 3 o'clock classes Tuesday Morning, June 4 8:00-9:00 All 10 o'clock classes. 9:00-11:00 All daily 11 o'clock cl&£S6S» 9:00-10:00 All M. W. F. 11 o'clock classes 10:00-11:00 Ail T. Th. 11 o'clock classes. Tuesday Afternoons, Jane 4 1:00-3:00 All daily 1 o'clock classes 1:00-2:00 All M. W. F. 1 o'clock classes 2:00-3:00 All T. Th. 1 o'clock class­ es ENTHUSIASTIC MEETING Meeting in the Little Art Theater Tuesday evening, members of the Knights of the Claw, Campus service club, held an informal farewell meet­ ing replete with coffea and dough­ nuts. Men faculty members present were Dr. Sparks, club adviser, E. O. Bal- yeat, an honorary member, Hal Hol­ mes, and Pete Barto. Five new members: Walt Rosen- tangle, Dick Hoctor, Larry Nelson, Carl Dunning, and Howard Spalding were informally inducted to the club by means of the Big 'Sword, wielded by President Milanowski, and the \Big Stick, handled by Sergeant Don George. Officers elected for next year were: Herb Maxon, president Howard SpttTding, vice president Dante Cap- pa, secretary, and Dick Hoctor, ser- geant-at-arms. The faculty members spoke briefly on the value of the club to the school. Mr. Holmes stressed the value of the club's function of giving service with­ out selfish motive, for the benefit of the school, and classed the jealousy of certain non-members as an indica­ tion of the organization's growing prestige. Mr. Barto and Mr. Balyeat also brought out these .points in their talks. 'Dr. Sparks congratulated the members on their progress this year, and the acquiring of new sweaters and progressiye members. Old members and retiring officers who spoke were 'Leo Milanowski, Joe Loring, Paul Soli, Gordon Newell, and Don George. MUSICAL TODAY The various teachers in the Normal school music department will present their private and class pupils-4a re­ cital Thursday afternoon at 4:00 p. m. in Kamola hall. THAT'S A GOOD REASON "Apple-polishing" is the reason girls get better grades than men, one faculty member at Texas Technical College (Lubbock) believes. TOO BAD Although they paid one dollar each for advance copies of a history exam, students at West Virginia University (Morgan town) are out of luck, for the professor found out and declared the exams wouldn't count. "Children of the Moon," tragi-com- edy de luxe, at the Junior high school auditorium this Friday evening. Ad­ mittance to W. -S. N. students is free with A. S. cards. COMPLETE SERVICE GOODYEAR TIRES STANDARD OIL PRODUCTS J. Kelleher The Colonial Theater this week an­ nounces three top notch screen attrac­ tions. "Our Little Girl," speaks for itself "Let 'em Have It," is the new­ est thing in G-Men cinemas. A show everyone should see, much of the material coming di"e:t from the government film laboratories. "Under the Pampas Moon" is War­ ner Baxter's newest Old Arizona role. "A LA HINCH" A Trinity College (Hartford, Conn.) professor recently missed his first class in nearly 30 years because he thought Washington's birthday wai March 22, and took a holiday. HO-HUM Half the students at Ohio Wesley an University (Delaware) who cut class­ es do it because they want to sleep. Other favorite reasons: fear of quiz­| zes, and studying for exams. Polly Weick spent Saturday and Sunday visiting in Cle Elum. "Children of the Moon," tragi-com- edyde luxe, at the Junior high school auditorium this Friday evening. Ad­ mittance to W. S. N. students is free with A. S. cards. COLONIAL THEATRE [ Now Playing—Come Early | Continuous Saturday 2:15 to 11 pm | Shirley Temple | "OUR LITTLE GIRL" With a Selected Short Subject | Program | COMING SUN., MON., TUBS. 1 What a Show Ruby Crane was in Benton City over the week end visiting at home. Jean Mason spent Saturday and Sunday at home in Bickleton. DR. PAUL WEAVER DENTIST Farmers Bank Building PHONE MAIN 220 METCALFE'S CASH MARKET Main 196—Free Delivery STAR SHOE SHOP *16 N. Pine St. Phone Black 4431 The bar room is not exactly an appropriate place for men to dis­ cuss the extravagant habits of their wives, but a lot of them do.—Hop­ kins, Mo., Journal. EMULATORS Even if Sir Malcolm Campbell fails to make 300 miles an hour all is not lost. Hundreds of gro­ cery truck drivers wiR keep on try­ ing.—Saginaw Daily News. EXPERIENCE An Atchison man, who was mar­ ried when he was 17 years old, is howling because his 18-year-old son wants to 'get married. How we old folks do forget what we did when we were young!—Atchison Globe. Mebbe so. But don't forget that the rid man speaks from experi­ ence. JIM'S BARBER SHOP PHONE BLACK 4321 FOR APPOINTMENT JIM E. 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THE CAMPUS CRIER THREE TRI-NORMAL EVEN HERE THIS WEEK END SOL'S SPORTS SLANTS C. S. N.-B. S. N. MEET E. S. N.-B. S. N. TENNIS MEETS THIS WEEK ENI) BY SOLBERG DIVOT DEVOTEES IT'S SUMMER AGAIN The recent triumph of Cheney cinder men over Bellingham came aa no great surprise. It marks their fourth win in five dual meets with the Vinkings and characterized them as the most improved squad to date. It did, how­ ever, upset the "dope" for at least two Trian­ gular meet forecasts. Their triumphs were mostly gained through the medium of first places and an uncanny consistency of perform­ ance. Cheney should win this Saturday with a maximum of approximately 55 points, with Bellingham and El- lensburg an average of 10 points behind respectively. This means that the Wildcats must give their all and with persistent effort and a few breaks, might finish better. Ellensburg is granted firsts in the 440 high jump possibly the broad jump and the discus. Seconds are expected in the 880, mile and pole vault. Thirds are promised in all utimentioned events except the dashes. Don't forget that there are' other important trian g u 1 a r meets this week end. Wildcat racqueteers meet both Cheney and Bellingham, with probability the best chance for victory. The Cats gained considerable pres­ tige in their conquest of Bel­ lingham court artists last week end. Cheney has yet to break into the victory column in this sport, this season. Ellensburg should show their best strength in the doubles, with a little more than an even break in the sin­ gles. Ellensburg divoteers will face plenty of opposition in the golf ~ tourney. Team scores and low medal for individuals will be considered. The best individual performance to date has been a 73 by Sh river of Cheney. Vike and Jacobson of Bellingham have been consistently carding averages of around 77. Shriver won the low medal last year, leading his team to victory, El­ lensburg finishing third. There is plenty of chance for an upset, but at present the Vikings may get the call. 1h e Campus Crier 1 WEEKLY SPORT EVENTS GORDON NEWELL, Sports Editor WILDCATS FAVORED TO COP CELLAR IN TRI-NORMAL MEET Pelley, Blair, and Patterson for Cheney and Taylor, Holder, Zam- bas. and Brinkman for Bellingham expected to star. WSNSGOLF TEAM HOST TO NORMALS FRIDAY AFTERNOON TO MEET VIKINGS, SAVAGES WILDCAT NETMEN TO COMPETE IN TRI-NORMAL MEET TO BE HELD HERE FIRST OP SATRDAY'S CONFER­ ENCE EVENTS IN MORNING Play Day At Edison Tomorrow On Friday, May 24, under the di­ rection of Miss Gove and Agnes Malm- gren, the Edison school will have its annual play day. The children of the Damman school will be their guests for the afternoon. This year the sug­ gestions made by the Sixth grade children, the play day will be run in true Olympia style. The competing teams will be all named after the Greek gds, and the winners of the events will be given a laurel wreath of victory. All Normal school stu­ dents who are interests are invited to attend this Olympic Festival on the Training school playground. DATES SAP MEN'S VITALITY SAYS COACH IS MAJOR PROBLEM Delaware, Ohio—"Coeds aro my greatest worries," Ray Detrick, coach of the Ohio Wesloyan championship basketball team, declares. "There arc 700 men students and 700 coeds at Ohio Wesloyan, but the coeds, whether blondes or brunettes prefer athletes for their 'dates' and there aren't enough athletes on a bas­ ketball squad to go around," he points C-'uv. And the reason dates worry coach­ es, ho claims, is because the "man en­ ergy expended by a player in one date . can1 not be measured." With two major Tri-Normal meets scheduled for local grounds on the same day—this coming Saturday, Nor­ mal sports fans are promised a full day of interesting conference events. Bonney and Crimp were defeated. Den- Normal competition, the Wildcat ten­ nis squad will play hosts to the net- men from Cheney and Bellingham State Normals on the College courts here, Saturday morning. Chant^e To Win The Cat racqueteers are given a very good chance to take league hon­ ors in this branch of competition, hav­ ing already defeated the Viking stars in a meet at Bellingham last week. The Cheney and Ellensburg teams have neither met or played a common opponent so far this season, but the Savages have dropped matches with Gonzaga U. and W. S. C. Frosh. Good Record Thus far the local squad, composed of Denslow, Hadley, Johnson, Bonney, Crimp, and Jose have an excellent rec­ ord, having won a total of nine match­ es and lost only one. Opposition was furnished by Yakima Junior College, Pacific (Lutheran College, U. of W. Frosh, and Bellingham Normal. Bleachers are installed at the courts in order to accomodate any gallery that may come out for the Tri-Nor­ mal events. Matches are scheduled to begin at 10 a. m. Students are urged to attend at least part of these events as support to the team in this sport is as important in winning play as in football and basketball. il 1935 WIdcat Track Squad: standing, Holl, Gardner, Walters, Hon- eycutt, Crabbe, Colwell, Benardski second row, Hovey, Mills, Hoc- tor, Taylor, Davidson, Carothers front row, Sweeney, Bowers, * Meyers, Robertson COLLEGE SPORTS GOSSIP FROM EVERYWHERE SOFT BALL TEAM BEATS PREPSTERS SCORE IS 5-2 PLAYED ON NORMAL BASEBALL DIAMOND Only one kittyball game was .play­ ed last week, that being with the high school squwi, banded together by Carl Howard. Burnett's all stars experi­ enced little difficulty in defeating them 5-2. last Thursday. The Norma] school team took a 1-0 load in the opening frames and gar­ nered four more in the sixth. The prepsters collected runs in tihe third and fifth innings for their only scores. Lewie Burnett's home run in the_sec­ ond canto featured the game. Riegel enjoyed a good day, allowing but sev­ en bingles, keeping them well scatter­ ed. BERTHA KLUG WINS W. A. A. SPORT CUP Presented At Ban- quet Friday A cup awarded annually to a mem­ ber of the Women's Athletic Asscia- tion for scholastic achievement, sport participation and interest in the or­ ganization. was won Ithis year by 'Bertha Klug, third year student who is this year'? W. A. A. president. The cup, remaining in the posses­ sion of the winner for a year, after which it is exchanged for a smaller permanent cup, was given to Miss Klug at the W. A. banquet Friday lrght. Last year's winner was Margaret Eaden, who has a teaching position at Napavine at present. Ellensburg Takes Bellingham Vikings •Five members of the Ellensburg Nomal tennis squad trekked to Bel­ lingham for a meet -last Saturday, coming home winners by a 4-S count over the Vikings. Denslow. Jose, and Hadley won their singles bouts, while Bonney and Crimp were defeated. Den­ slow and Hadley lost their doubles match, and Bonney and Jose won theirs. The trip was made in Coach Nicholson's car. Maybe this makes the young man a professional or something, but Col­ legiate News Service tells us that Wesley Webb, ex-captain of the swim­ ming team at the University of Min­ nesota swam 225 feet under water for a wager of $3.00. This feat took him three lengths of the big gopher swim­ ming tank. His time was 55 seconds. If you can't appreciate it, try swim­ ming three lengths of the local Y tank, which isn't more than 35 feet long, under water and see if your blood pressure doesn't increase. We tried it and ours did. —o-— We have no desire to bring up the specter of athletic injuries, the plague of modern college coaches, but along this line we feel constrained to com­ ment on the large number of fatali­ ties during the sport events at the rec­ ent all-school picnic. This was es­ pecially true of the baseball games which became a veritable shambles. One innocent by-stander, Miss Betty Lou Arendt was floored-neatly by a high fly and knocked as cold as a po­ lar bear's left ear. Bopped lips and noses were much in evidence, as were dislocated thrumbs and fingers. All of which goes to prove that it's the sand- lot games rather than the organized contests that keep the doctors and un­ dertakers happy. REMEMBER WAY BACK WHEN ....Yakima high school had a one-leg­ ged football star om its team who was the wonder of the day and cracked all the Believe It Or Not columns of the time....Norraal school athletic teams were considered a big joke, and self- respcctinpr high schools would refuse to met them basketball players wore long, heavy sox, shin guards, knee guards, and other miscallenous equip­ ment which served to hide their ma- cnline beauty And in this regard. the voluminous black garments affect- •:-d by members of the W. A, A. dur­ ing women's athletic contests of that decade....The Normal hoop squad came within one tally of taking the Coast champion Washington Huskies—And not so long ago at that. CHENEY UPSETS VIKING ARTISTS Savages Break Tri-Normal Rec­ ords In Torrid Meet TRI-NORMAL MEET TO BE HELD ON LOCAL LINKS Any doubts as to the strength of Cheney Normal's track possibilities were quickly dispelled Saturday at Bellingham, when the Savages routed the Vikings 81-50. Two existing Tri Normal records were bettered during the course of the meet and another was seriously threatened. Bellingham was shut out in the mile and javelin Showing vast improvement over his 10:26 two-mile of a week ago, Bob Pelley, Savage ace, negotiated the distance in the record time of 10:10. He also ran a brilliant 4:35 mile. Blair, a teammate, heaved the discus 132 feet 10 inches with several dis­ qualified attempts averaging farther. Johnson of Bellingham captured the dash events, but fells short of record time. Patterson eclipsed 11 feet 6 inches in the pole vault for the Che- neyites. Their next meet finds them in the role of favorite for the coming Tri- Normal meet here, next Saturday. ATHLETES BRIGHTER IN MIDWEST SCHOOL The Ellensburg State Normal golf squad will open their season against tough opposition at the Ellensburg golf club links tomorrow afternoon. With no inter-collegiate competition to give them experience the Cat divo­ teers wilt play hosts to the other two state Normal squads. Team List This year the varsity golf squad is composed of Nate Porter, Dick Hub- bell, Carl Howard, and Eddie 'Robert­ son. Although these boys are lacking in competitive experience, they have been turning out diligently and are in prime condition for the meet. The iBellingham squad appears to be very strong this season", having won matches from C. P. S., Pacific, and the Washington U. varsity team. Their high point men are Lindsley, Vike, and Jacobsen. Last year the Savages won both the team and individual cham­ pionships at Cheney. Cheney Strong The Cheney golf team has played three matches this season also, split­ ting a series with the Gonzaga Uni versity linksmen, and dropping one to the Washington State Cougars. As a result of varied competition, or lack of it, in the case of the El­ lensburg golfers, no prophecies can be made as to the outcome of the meet, but there is a strong possibility of a dark horse aggregation upsetting the defending titlists. Lucinda Stonebridge went home to Cumberland, Wash., for the week end. Margaret Dawson motored to Pull man Friday with her sister to spent the week end at home. She returned Monday. Vanetta Dimmit visited at her home in Olympia over the week end. JUST TRY IT HERE! At the University of Arizona (Tuc son) the Pan-Hellenic society ruled that first year women students can't date because they are not sufficiently mature. Virginia Ross went home with Ai- leen Phillips and visited at her home for the week end. Ronnie Lane spent from Thursday to Saturday at her home in Castle Rock, Wash. "Children of the Moon," tragi-com- edy de luxe, at the Junior high school auditorium this Friday evening. Ad­ mittance to W. S. N. students is free with A. S. cards. This year the Hvakem will include a campus life section in the regular sport section. This is an innovation along the new policy of more pictures and less talking. The snaps in the sports-column life section depict scenes at the tennis matches, along the sidelines at the football games (at. last the subs get a break), action pictures of the track events, golfers, coaches, managers and other interest­ ing subjects that would ordinarily not receive mention in the annual. If you are a normal sports fan you will like this feature. Since the publication of the recent editorial on the Crier sports page ad­ vocating athletic team uniforms in the school dolors wherever possible, we have received mare comment from students favoring the idea. Some of our fair readers are also loud in their demands for a somewhat equitable di­ vision of funds between men's and women's athletics. However, we have made our bow and will cease running the athletic department's affairs for it- SAYS SURVEY Madison, Wis.—Who said athletes couldn't make good \grade„s? The Uni­ versity of Wisconsin track equad, com­ posed of 44 members, through tiheir scholastic work in the first semester this year, has definitely disproved all rumors that letter winners have brawn but no brains. 'Not only did the track men take first in every dual and triangular meet they competed in and third in the Western Conference indoor meet, but they also attained an average scholastic rating of 2.95 grade points per credit, or only .5 of a grade point less than a straight "B" average. Only one man fell below a "C" average and no one failed to gain eligibility. The high man was Edmond Heinrichsmey- er, a sprinter, who had a straight "A" average with five top marks. The other athletes at Wisconsin al­ so survived the academic steeplechase, with the baseball squad losing only one man, basketball none, and foot­ ball two. B. E. S. TIFFANY Insurance of All Kinds Phone Main 72 T Meeting the Bellingham Normal Vikings and the Cheney Normal Sav­ ages on the Rodeo Field cinder track, the Ellensburg Normal track squad will play host to the first Tri-Normal meet on the local grounds in recent years. The Wildcats are distinct fav­ orites to cop cellar honors in the con­ ference meet owing to inexperience, this being the first local track squad to be put in competition in two years. Unless some unforeseen circum­ stances come up between the time of writing and the meet, the outcome can be rather definitely predicted as fol- ows: Cheney first, Bellingham sec­ ond, and Ellensburg third. Past rec­ ords and scores are taken as a basis for this prophesy. At the triangular meet in Tacoma between CPS, Ellens­ burg and Bellingham, the Vikings led the Wildcats by ten points to cop a second in the meet. To top this off the 'Savages from the Eastern State Normal downed the Norse by an 81-50 score last week. Men, who are expected to star for the Easterners are Pelley, ace distance man Blair, discus threat whose long shots have hovered around 133 feet, and Patterson, who took a first in the pole vault at the dual meet. The Puget Sounders depend upon Bill Taylor in the mile run, Holder, broad jumper who copped honors in the recent triangular meet in both'this event and the high hurdles Zambas and Guelomo in the discus and Brinkman, who toook a- first in the two taile run against the College of Puget Sound and Ellensburg. So far the Cats have developed only two men who seem to be definitely first place getters. John Holl, elon­ gated discus man heaved the platter far enough in the Tacoma meet to take first honors, while Honeycutt ex-Bulldog ace, came through in fine style to win a first in the 440-yard dash. Events at the Rodeo field track Sat­ urday afternoon are scheduled to be­ gin at 2:30 and continue throughout the afternoon. The only thing that the mechani­ cal, scientific age has not been able to keep in step, is the nut that holds the steering wheel.—Jewell Co. Monitor. 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