.: "-•• • •: "5:v^: ~ v'-•••'•:.ii J v=.-v :\: '' •.- : "' - ' . » _ fs , Ladies Of The Jury, Dec. 5 At 8:00 .J'.'/--- •: '• • • .. -y V /- \ 7h a, -(3 e -V-v--v-y- '•.••• -v..-. •'.•••• - •. . r^. V ampus WASHINGTON STATE NORMAL SCHOOL rier Hyakem Pictures Must Be In By December 2 Vol.9 ELLENSBURG, WASHINGTON, THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 28,1935 No. 8 ANNUAL SNOWBALL TO BE DECEMBER 7 UNOFFICIAL OBSERVER By DICK BIRD On the eve of Thanksgiving we have so much to be really thankful for thatto enumerate them all would be a huge task, but to speak of a few that vitally concern all of us would foe in­ teresting. During the coming holiday ,w« should take stock of ourselves and check those things which we are thankful for, and know why we should give thanks. * * * * On our Campus here which is a mi­ croscopic spot on the eorth's surface is a group of students persuing: an ed­ ucation, for the betterment of poster­ ity. Do a good job of your work and you will be thankful to those who af­ forded you the opportunity. * * * * I stood one time by a redwood 'tree which had its first branches two hun­ dred and severity-five feet from the ground, and as I stood there and won­ dered I felt insignificant. I could grasp minutely the fuility of one life time. Here was a tree that possessed beauty, grandeur, and prestige which •had accumulated during the two thou­ sand years it had lived. It had em­ braced within its bark the advent of Christ and his plight on earth. It was Teaching skyward when the Piligrims made their introduction to Amreica. That tree lived while men shot and killed one another. Today man has constructed a highway beneath its ferny branches. When many genera­ tions are dead and gone that tree will very likely be well and hardy. Was I thankful that I had had such an ex­ perience? Indeed I was. There in priminative I had found what man) has always tried to achieve in his life tim. I envied (that tree, 'because I had found out that there was life that was being lived to near prfection or in other words that tree knew how to Hive. It was an intellectual giant to me. I'm thankful I met nature's num­ ber- one person to feel insignificant once in a while. It brings one close to those things of which one is. Get out In nature and hummatge around it's good for you. • * * * , The radio is one of the big faciors lor the bringing about of an interna­ tional language. If all people in the -world spoke the same language there -would 'be greater understanding, sym­ pathy of thought and a more tolerant attitude toward all. We are all aware of the fact that some newspapers are prone to color the news. The radio •hrii^js to our ears the genuine thought of leading people in politics, and governmental affairs. I doubt very much whether Upton Sinclair could have won the prihiary election for the governorship of California if it had not been for the radio. News­ papers would not print his views on politics hence the radio brought to the voters Upton Sinclair's true thoughts. The Sinclair-Merriam po­ litical battle will probably go down in liistory as the biggest blackeye in the California records. Books Displayed At Edison School The theme of Book Week in the "Edison school this year was "Readirwj for Fun." Prom this grew the idea of having the circus motif for all the sideshows which each grade presented in the Edison school library. Each class chose a topic for their side show whic was related to subjects they "Were studying in th«ir own classrooms. Miss McLean, librarian of the Edi- soon school, prepared attractive dis­ plays of the many new books that the school has received this year. Bulletin boards were gay with significant pic­ tures representing children's stories. To give Book Week its finishing touch, the pupils were entertained by Normal school students of Miss Simp­ son's children's literature classes. Stu -dents from the story telling class en­ tertained the primary .grades with •stories, and those in the children's lit­ erature class gave book rviews of new hooks to the intermediate grades. Each #rade had a table in the libr­ ary where their side shows were on display. Books, pictures, many arti­ cles, and several live animals made the tables very attractive. The Second grade showed "Acrobats" of the insect' world. The Third grade showed "Birds and Animals Getting Ready for Winter." Miss McEwen's Fourth grade told other pupils to "Meet these Peo­ ple from Strange Lands" and had cleverly dressed dolls to represent the •different peoples. Mrs. Sanford's Fourth grade showed a book parade of "Animals of Africa." The Fifth grade showed scenes from American History ENTERTAINMENT AT BARN DANCE ANNUAL DANCE DRAWS BIG CROWD QiiiiiiiiiiiiimiiiiiiiimiiiiiifimiimiiiiiiiifiitiiiiiiiimiiHimiiiiimtMHtiiiiMiiiiuiitHiiMiniHHHiiHiMiiHiuiiiiiiiiHHiiiiitiigj LOOKS LIKE MORE TURKEY! I Haystacks, sheep, chicken coops, and buggies made up the barn-like ef­ fect of the annual Press Club Barn Dance last Saturday in the new gym. Entertainment during the evening was varied. The orchestra lent its strains to square dances, schottishes, and the modern dances. Dick Bird, caller, initiated enthusiasm into the dances. Intermission Numbers A tap dance by Jack Mero and sev­ eral harmonica solos by James Mer- ryman were presented during the in­ termission. New Milking Champion Losing the milking championship held each year at the Barn Dance, John Kerby submitted his title to James Hodges. About ten contestants took part. Costume Prizes Given The winner of the best girl costume was Dixie Graham, dressed in a red middy, red hose, straw hat, and pleat­ ed skirt. Carl Dunning was awarded the prize for the best boy "get-up Honorable mention goes to Frank •Cozza, John Honeycutt, Corleem Cram, and Willis Strange. Patrons land Patronesses Several members of the faculty at­ tended the dance. Patrons and pat­ ronesses were: Dr. and Mrs. MacRae, Mr. and Mrs. Hogue, Dr. and Mrs. Samuelson, Mr. and Mre. Shaw and Dean 0. H. Holmes and Dean Mar­ garet Holmes. Committees Given Credit The committees in change of the dance were headed by: Elaine Shields, general chairman Bill Stephens, chairman decorations Anne Maesciir- as, chairman of advertising Bill Rich- ert, chairman of clean-up and Vir­ ginia Ross, chairman of entertain­ ment. Ginkgo Forest Has Distinguished Visitor Wednesday DR. RALPH W. CHANEY of the University of California, Who in addi­ tion to being America's ranking paleo- •botanist or fossil plant specialist, has been on the technical staff with iRoy Champman Andrews' Asiatic expedi­ tions, inspected the Ginkgo Petrified Forest last Wednesday, Dr. Chaney gave a 30-minute talk to the CCC boys on his experiences in Mongolia and his interpretation of the petrified for­ est. He said that on a trip into Mex­ ico this last summer he encountered a living forest high in the mountains which represented the southern mi­ grants of the trees which existed here in the Miocene 10 million1 years ago. Party Given For Art Club Pledges The Art club and its pledges enjoy­ ed a desert party in the Off-Campus club room iFriday between 7 and 8. The room was attractive with Oregon grape and soft lights with strains of music from a radio. While ice cream, cake and coffee were partaken, Miss Kidwell, the club's adviser, presented a sketch outline for the year's plan, especially the work W'h puppets. The club is also looking forward to sponsoring a dance during Winter quarter. A trip to Seattle will probably be made toward the latter part of the year. The pledges for the quarter are: Lorna Jackson, Betty Stockvis, Lois Walker, Bill Carr, Joe Bednarski, Viv­ ian Peters, helma Ault, Mary Whitalc- er, Jack Mero, Margaret Whitfield, Mary McLennan, John Holl, Catherine Teitch, Jimmy Hodges, Florence Mas- souras, Roberta Dayton. WSNSSTUDENTS ATTEND HIGH SCHOOL PI, AY On Friday evening, November 22, at 8:00 o'clock, the all-high school play GROWING PAINS was presented iii the Junior High school auditorium under the direction of Norman Howeli, new dramatic coach. The cast has been hard at work for several weeks, and the result was a fast-moving and very entertaining por­ trayal of pre-adult life. This is Mr. Howell's first production here. We'll see Vacation • 5*'\- LADIES OF THE JURY UNUSUALLY ENTERTAINING Jury Members Amusing a, ..a Newman Club Officers Elected The NEWMAN CLUB, a college or­ ganization of Catholic students, had a breakfast sponsored by the Society of St. Margaret in the Lourdes Academy after church services Sunday morning. During , the business meeting follow­ ing the breakfast Louise Farrell was re-elected president of the group. Oth­ er officers are: Vice-president, Joe Chiotti secretary, Mary Gasparach social commissioner, Joe Webster. Committees were chosen to see about buying books (for the Study club which has been organized and will .begin its meetings December 8. Members of the two committees were: Hedwig Mayr, Beatrice and Florence Eschbach James Gilmore, Dante Cappa, Mary Gasparach. and Evelyn Maxwell. The NEWMAN CLUB was estab­ lished through the efforts of Miss Hebeler, who took the problem to Bis­ hop O'Shaugnessy. With his willing cooperation an allotment was provided and the club was stanted. Miss Hebe­ ler is the adviser. MR.SMYSERTO GIVELECTIJRES To Start January 8 A CAPPELLA CHORUS MAKES HOLIDAY PLANS The A Cappella Choir has been hard at work the past few weeks learning a number of songs as well as practicing up on their old­ er favorites, preparing for a mus­ ical Christmas season. On December 10th, they will appear in assembly, and on December 17th, at the annual Christmas program given in the Junior High school auditorium, will again present seelctions which will prove that the choir this year has voice blending and harmony to a more pleasing degree than ever before in its history. The street caroling which was en­ joyed so much last year will be re­ peated after the Christmas program by the choir members, followed by a party at the home of Mr. Snyder, the director. WINTER MOTIF TO BE FEATURED AT SNOWBALL Date Set for Dec. 7 With only eight days left until the final production of LADIES OF THE JURY, preparations are being hastened. Under the direc­ tion -of Mr. Lembke, dramatic in­ structor, the progress has been encouraging. Now to tell you a little of the story: The plot deals with an exciting mur­ der trial... The wife of the man killed is charged with murder—and therein lies the tale. What with an appealing French woman on the witness stand and two lawyers fighting desperately the human element is an interesting one. The rest of the story deals with the jury members as they gather .togeth­ er to arrive at the verdict. Made up of all types of people, their human char­ acteristics add fun and comedy to the story. If you can imagine FRANK COZZA and MARGARET DEIRINGER as Tony and Mpyme "doing their stuff," and if you can imagine DICK BIRD as a stubborn, but domineering busi­ ness man, and WENDALL KINNEY as the lawyer for the defendant, you •have anticipated the situation. The tickets may be procured from any member of the cast, The Little Art Theater members, the Business office, or at Bostic's Drug Store, and Elwood's Drug Store. Advanced sales indicate that a capacity crowd is ex- pectd and one is urged to buy his tick­ ets early. Students of the Normal will be admitted with the presentation of their A.- S. tickets.. The business office has issued the statement: "That positively no student of the Normal will be allowed admission to the pro­ duction unless he presents his A. S. ticket' at .th door." A special price of 20 cents has been made for students of the high school and the Junior High school, and they are urged to attend, for the production will appeal to them. LADIES OF THE JURY is a de­ lightful courtroom drama that romps •boisterously along and has fura that warms the cockles of the heart. The curtain will rise promptly at 8:00, on the evening of December 5th, at the Morgan Junior High school au­ ditorium. REGISTRATION FOR WINTER QU ARTER Ask Students To Watch A series of lectures on "Social Reforms and Reformers" will be given by SELDEN SMYSER of the Department of Social S«jience during the Winter quarter. The first lecture will be given Wednes­ day evening, January 8th, and will continue for 11 weeks. The class room N-130 will be used for the lectures. The evening lectures will constitute an integral part of Social Science 112 which is scheduled for two o'clock throughout the quarter. The class will meet daily at two o'clock except on Wednesday when the hour will be changed to 7:30. The evening lectures will be open to townspeople. In fact the evening lectures are arranged to meet the demand of townspeople for a series of lectures on present-day social problem/?. Students who are Juniors or Sen­ iors and others who may have had ten hours in Social Science may enroll. A Student may enroll for five hours or for the evening lectures only. One who enrolls for the evening lectures only may receive one credit if he reports to Profssor Smyser for a weekly con­ ference at which time the outside read­ ing will be directed. This is a rare opportunity for stu­ dents who can meet the prerequisites. The topics discussed are most vital in the development of an enlightened and constructive attitude toward social •problems. The topics of the 11 lectures which will constitute the course are given .below. (Continued on page 4) Registration of students for the Winter quarter is in progress. This week, first-year students who plan to complete the curricu­ lum in preparation for teaching . will receive in their mail boxes a Trial Schedule upon which have been made out in view of what may be taken during the Spring quarter. The trial schedule for the Spring quarter is on file in the office and will be available to stu­ dents who may wish to see what is planned for the remainder of the year. It may be that some students will find it impossible to carry out the schedule as they have received it. Some may be working in homes and are not able to meet eight o'clock classes. Some students may wish to take Chorus, Orchestra, or other courses not listed as first-year re­ quirements. If students wish to see Mr. Whitney relative to any change in their schedules as received, they should see Miss Miller, secretary, and make an appointment. Students are asked to watch for an­ nouncement when they should see Miss D?an or Mr. Nicholson for their" Phys­ ical Education assignment. All stu­ dents who plan to enroll for their first quarter of Directed Teaching during- the Winter quarter, are asked to call at the Registrar's office and fill out the application form. This should be done as soon as possible. Students who plan to teach are asked to watch for an announcement when they may see Miss Hebeler for the teaching assignment. Majors in the several departments will be called to the Registrar's office as fast as appointments can be made. LAST REHEARSAL CALLS Sunday, Dc. 1—All acts, 7:00 Monday, Dec. 2—All acts, 7 :00. Dress Rehearsal. Tuesday, Dec. 3—All Acts, 7:00, Dress Rehearsal. Wednesday, Dec. 4—All Acts, 7:00, Thursday, Dec. 5—Production, 8:00 Line Rehearsal. (Be present at 6:30.) Hyakem Pictures Being Taken At Pautzke's Studio Scene: Pautzke's Studio. Time: Any time now. ( Photographer has just returned proofs to Normal school students. Chorus of 20 students: "My gosh. Do I really look like this?" How sad that once a year this rude awakening comes to all of us "Heaven's sakes—I look just like an old maid school teacher. Maybe I'd better get my hair cut after ail." "Isn't that odd. I didn't know my mouth was lopsided like that. In fact I know it isn't. Still, if it's in the picture..." "Honestly, igirls," says the football hero of Sue Lombard's dreams, "you should have seen my high school pic­ tures. You will enter the New Gym Saturday, December 7, to be greet­ ed by the smiling aspects of a winter scene. Yes, it'll be the Snowball. The annual formal has always been a gay and entertaining one. This yetkr the committees are working hard once more to make it the best ever. The dance committee is headed by Myrtle Brown, representing the Women's League which is sponsoring the dance. An imported orchestra from Yakima will play the melodies for the dance, owing to difficulties encountered in se­ curing a satisfactory local orchestra. Programs will soon be on sale and everyone is urged to get his ticket as soon as possible. Many alumni will be here to attend the first formal of the year. To those of you who are new stu­ dents and who may not have heard (but how can that be?) the affair will be a "toto" on girls ask dance. Ho girls—it's your big moment! It will be held in the New Gym as has been the custom iw past years. Yes, it's the SNOWBALL. The dance programs will soon be on sale by the Women's League. The Snowball motif will also be carried out in their design. Catherine Spedden, who is in charge of the decorations, has announced an unusually interesting decor a t i o n scheme this year with lots of snow effects and a "cool" atmosphere. Other committees for the formal are beaded by Helen Ottini, programs Eva Lusby, invitations Alice Emer­ son and Margaret Deirenger patrons and patronesses Phyllis TidJand and Cappy Riggs, punch Elsie Graber, orchestra Charlotte Russell, wraps. Here's the program: 1—Drag 2—Trot 3—Drag 4—Waltz . _ 5—Drag 6—Trot :' 7—Waltz • Intermission 8—-Trot . 9—Drag • •'..•• y-^ 10—Waltz , 11—Trot 12—Moonlight Waltz ' ? i 13—Drag 14—Waltz 1st Extra—Trot 2nd Extra—Drag - YY'/Y' LIQUID AIR DEMONSTRATED BY STUDENT Choric Reading Classes Arranged Choric Reading classes are held every Tuesday and Wednesday afternoon from four to five o'clock under the direction of Mr. Russell Lembke of the Dramatic depart­ ment. Anyone may attend. Perfect at tendance not required. If you are not busy between four and five come up to the Little Art Theater and join these Choric Reading classes. An educational lecture and exhibition of unusual interest and appeal was presented here last Tuesday when James Willrams, chemistry graduate of ifhe University of Nebraska, dem­ onstrated some of the peculiar proper- t'-es of liquid air before the weekly as- s-mbly. Liqu'd air, according to Mr. Williams, is obtained by subjecting or­ dinary air to a pressure of nearly a ton to the square inch and at the same time taking away the resulting heat. This process brings the temperature of the liquid air down to 312 degrees be­ low zero Fahrenheit. At this temperature, familiar sub­ stances such as rubber, paper, and cloth behave much as glass. A rub­ ber ball which was subjected to an extreme sub-zero temperature was shattered like (glass when thrown against the wall of the auditorium, cloth became fragile and shattered on being handled, and both solder and lead reacted much like steel after this treatment. Other experiments conducted by Mr. Williams were both educational and amusing were: freezing a pound of mercury to a solid and using it aa a hammer to drive nails, freezing ker­ osene into a solid and using it as a tallow candle, converting alcohol, which freezes at 175 below zero, into a solid, and running a small steam en- igine with the energy that is produced when liquid air returns to its former gaseous state. This liquefied product is finding many valuable uses in industry today, according to the speaker. In the Ford Motor Company it is used to contract valve seat inserts before their inser­ tions so as to insure a leak-tight fit. Its value as a fuel for rockets and for rocket-propelled vehicles and aircraft has already been demonstrated.
THE CAMPUS CRIER Tke Campus Cn rier '-A " 1935 Member 1936 Plssocided Collegiate Press Distributor of Collegiate Di6est WSMM led Weekly by the Associated Student Body of . The Washington State Normal School • ~ : : . •' r'--' • j -- second class matter at the post office at Ellen sburg,J(yashington Telephone Advertising and News to Main 84 Alumni, Three Quarters, $1.00 Editor ....! Assistant Editor... Business Manager Feature Editor Arine Massouras .....w.William Richert ..Bill Stephens ..James Merryman Sports Editor v...: Dick Bird Sports Writers....... .Adrian 'Solberg, Charles Dondero, Wilford Mayrand, Prank Cozza Feature Writers ."....Evelyn-Maxwell, Mary Crawford, Elsie Grabev, .V Frances Duval, Dorothy Carlson Reporters Catherine Spedden, Edith Bratton, Adriana Kempkes, Hedwig ,"Mayr, Gertrude Ek, Jean Bloch, Amy Weber, Eleanor Freeman, ^ Mary Colwell, Helen."Wines, Katherine Robbins, Virginia Ross, . Dante Cappa, Jimmy Hodges. Proofreaders............ Evelyn Maxwell, Elsie Hanseii Adviser ...~ J... •. ..... N. E. Hinch A TRIBUTE To the son of Mr. arid and Mrs. Balyeat who has left an empty- desk in the Training school. After a long illness, Robert Balyeat, or "Bobby" as he was knoSvn.to those who knew him, passed away a few days ago, The "Crier wishes to extend its sympathy. ^ V A BIT OF EVERY DAY PHILOSOPHY Well, it looks like turkey again! Artho TKariksgivirig is a legacy from the early New England (Colonists, it wasn't until 1789 that it was declared a national holi­ day And here we are—1935—still eating turkey. But this day was set aside for gratitude. Today many of us are not'as grateful for our many educational opportunities as we could be. Thanksgiving day comes as an annual reminder that there is al­ ways something for which to be grateful, even if its discernment requires close observation and superior intelligence. Tf this seems a bit "high schoolish" let me say that gratitude is "collegiate" as Well! What I mean is tho Thanksgiving may mean turkey it also is a grand chance to "catch up" on those little yo'u's which seem so little but which mean so much. —A M. u i:| • I f ,'-j -i, ,v-- fi 1.- * : I •'f.s'tx.irsrr, Ifii h HART OIL BURNERS Resident Size until December 1, "Special Price" $800 Including 675 gallon storage tank R. F. JOHNSON Phone Red 4432 POET'S CORNER BY VIRGINIA ROSS •GET YA IF YA DON'T WATCHOUT" Teachers applying for jobs in New York City schools are contem­ plating writing a new ditty which will have a title which goes something like this, "The board of examiners will git ya if ya don't watch out." And especially this new song will be chanted by the college and university graduates who hold masters and doctors degrees, for the board has a new pronunciation examination that is a beaner, if we are to judge from-some of the results given in a few of the tests. Here are a few of the new additions to lexicology made by the ex­ aminees : Manger rhymes with anger. Assuidity should rhyme with liquidity. Lamentable accented on the second syllable. Maniacal is accented on the first syllable. And, in the field of word definitions, their new contributions in­ cluded: Noisome has to do with clamor. Litteroal with unpoetic language. Temerity with lack of courage. Machinations are a form of labor-saving machinery. Fatuous is related to corpulency. Commenting the report of the board said: "Apparently the ex­ planation of a marked weakness in vocabulary is to be found in a habit of reading carelessly or inattenatively, or perhaps in the lack of habit of reading at all outside of the limited field of elementary subject-matter." To set aside just one day in the year -To express(our gratitude. For'all tfie blessings of the year Is very queer indeed. But I've so much to make me happy 'Twould 'take more than just a day So I have to have the whole longs year Full of Thanksgiving- Days. Giving thanks just that one day For turkey, stuffing and cranberry sauce Is a very earthy way to spend The time Thanksgiving Day. Give thanks, ah, every day For sky, for (grass, for frienids, for life. . . You're living, that is .best of-all So make every day Thanksgiving Day. - • .r—Margaret McKibben. At the dim mai-gin of the blue, Venus is trembling' into view— . Pulsing with, timid, silvery light— The first, gem pit the breast of night.. Above the firefly's fitful spark An owl sits brooding in ithe dark- Silent beneath his feathered hood A somber wizard of the wood. —V. R. K NUT T Y AMPUS NIC K N A C K S NOCTURNAL THOUGHTS V.-' The earth is wrapped in silence strangely deep And fullof throbbing pain. -' Midnight breezes sigh arid know not sleep But all their grief is vain. ' . • : The voices of 'past ages echo clear And call from sea to sea Borne on the wings of time, their cry of fear iSighs tlmi eternity! . From Nowhere "The moving finger writes, ar.d hav­ ing writ, Moves on: nor all your piety nor wit Shall lure it back to cancel half a line, Nor all your tears wash out a word of it'" (With apologies to Eugene O'Neill) And that, my friends, is how we feel about this column business— •Round and about .the village on Sat­ urday night, sleuthing for news—We saw Betty Alff and Lloyd Mitchell— Lloyd always did like these Normal school ig-als!—We'll place our bets on Meagher and Anderson this week— Care, Thurston and Miller starred, so to sneak, at the quiet meeting held in the N. Y. about dinner time. We think it well to warn' Holl and Crimp that Bud Blount is a s' -ong cortender for their- title, of "th best fivoters in school." Look to your lau­ rels Normile showed extreme brilliancy in the Edison school geography test, giv­ en him by Cozza last week. Frank must have a very precocious class. If our eyes aren't deceiving us, Tom­ my Burgua likes brunettes J. Hodiges, Esq., went to town in the milking contest—that outfit deserves a write up in "What the Well Dressed College iMan Will Wear," doesn't it, Jimmy? Hill ard Meeks were very much in de­ mand—round and about the village on Saturday night. The famous Poison Ivy club, dorm­ ant during the summer months, has again sprung into activity and has its annual election of officers 'and new members. Garlic Gillenwater has been chosen Chief Potentate by enthusiastic fellow members. Thug Thurston is the new Super-Secretary, and Butter- silk Bunstin (a most unwise choice) is the treasurer. This week we should OSTRANDER DRUG CO. SERVICE AND QUALITY AS WELL AS PRICE 315 N. Pearl St. MAIN 11 PAUTZKE'S STUDIO Application Pictures Phone Black 45«1 312 N Pearl j COMPLETE SERVICE GOODYEAR TIRES STANDARD OIL PRODUCTS J. Kelleher I heard that Rudy Hansen is a bed­ time terror, so many people have heard him and said GOODNIGHT. At a certain school there happened to be an unusually large number of boys in the infirmary. thruout the whole school year. Upon an investi­ gation it was brought out that all the replies to the questioning .by the doc­ tors of the patients were: "Stay away from, the women nowadays because if you kiss them you will get painter's colic. —0— Prof. Hinch: I miss that spittoon since iit's gone. Janitor: You missed it before, that's why it's gQne. •—-O-— You ought to see The barkeeper grin When a man Wants a drink Of COTTON GIN. —©— Recently there was a sofa-scrim- mage game between the girls ard •boys. The girls won as the boys were PENALIZED too much for HOLD­ ING. —o— •: Some of these teachers around the Campus like the students so well they would like to take them over their knees and applaud them. —o— Against those teachers • I'm f^onna yell, That hold their classes ' Past the BELL. . • * « * So long, dear public, and THANKS1 GIVING GREETINGS to youse all. And here's hoping Thelma Ploiise dor/t have to ride in a PATROL WAGON AGAIN. NOTICE! CRIER staff members will be re­ quested to be present at an important meeting after the vacation. Watch for further announcements! NOTICE Patronize the Advertisers in this paiper.- hke to introduce to you our new mem­ ber, Cadet Plouse, chosen for her 'briig-ht poisonality, her simple childish faitti in the world, and her witeririg wit. We don't know how true this yarn is, but 'its said'that Villain Holl snaggered to her: "Ha, my proud beauty, I will follow you to the ends of the earth." "Tee hee,' snickered Plouise,. "Oh, no you won't." "And why not,' says Holl. "Cause I ain't goin' no further nor Ballard," simpers Plouise. —o— And that, kiddies, should be enough for the nonce. Yesterday has trickled down the drain, Leaving only a ring ' In the 'bathtub of life. f STAR SHOE SHOP I i Normal Students Get Your Leather I I Work Here 1 £ = ] 416 No Pine St fhone Black 44311 .•..•iitiiuM.iiiiiimiiNiiiiiiini,,", MEN'S WEAR &efcN autfcFirt' I A) ^ COftU = I . . AK& WHttE. coRo.vcout ' •—«/. 1 J. HODGES Shirts have made a, definite change this season, both in tailoring and in colors. A plain white, the old stand­ by, is still good, but outside of that, the shirt for fall must have color ana pattern. The wide-Spread and the button- down collars that have Ibeen going great guns in the East, are finally coming to their own here in the West. A wool tie with a fairly large knot is worn with it. Incidentally, the only case in which a large knot is good style. The Arrow Chatham, a number just recently put on the market, boasts the iatest deep tone shades, John Honey- cutt wears a dark brown with a brown suit and contrasting tie. Oxford cloth is popular. It is shown in white, plain color, and patterned color. Coach Leo Nicholson is quite devoted to them. MYRTLE BROWN And now fdlks we present to. you a girl who is doing outstanding work in -planning for your entertainment at the SNOWBALL. Myrtle Brown, presi­ dent, of the Women's League,, has been busily dashing about , these past days trying to assemble ideas.for the most cut?tanding event during Fall quarter, when., all _ students, arid., many alumni get together for the first formal of the school year, the SNOWBALL. .Myrtle Brown claims. Wenatchee as J]er home town. Tn high school she was v.ery active m'music cii'cles. ... AtcNormal. Myrtle's chief interests ar music and Bill Stephens. It mijg'ht be interesting to know that last year Myrtle was president of the Music club. Besides her activities in music and Women's League Myrtle has been very prominent in W. A. A., having held several offices in that organiza­ tion. Down Campus Lanes. —MALLAUER plans weekends ac­ cording to road conditions between- here and Seattle. —GRAHAM expresses fondres? for' sobbing 'by herself in weepy shows. * * * * Couples who sit together in the li­ brary really waste a lot of time. He- watches what she's doing half fthe time and the rest of the time she's watch­ ing the two of them watch each other. Yes, this couid go on forever. Ed. Note: Oh, no it can't. » * * * * A year ago this week there was no- .paper issued. Whether staff mem­ bers were overcome by the thouights of home cooking or the approaching- vaeation we are not sure—but. this: year we evidently have a staff of" stvorg-willed individuals. * • * * iSome girl met. Q07.7.a last week and' ra d "Cozza? Cozza? Oh, Cozza, Why, I don't remember your face," evident­ ly mentally reviewing post office and" sheriff's office bujltins. Also heard Goodpaster being reminded of a wien- eivroast down by the river many many years ago. • * • # French class, after wardering about since thg beginning of the quarter •has finally settled down. Sad hews, because this searching for a perman­ ent roosting place daily took up 15 minutes of the period. # * * % Would that there had been a large show of hirsute adornments at the Barn Darce. Why didn't our great strong silent farmers (Jones, Boers- ma. Stephens, etc.) let nature take its well-known course along the line of fa­ cial decorations. * * * * A couple of Sue Lombarders were • admiring the stag line" at a recent dance. AH purely just talk to .pass the time away but 'twas overheard by Messrs. Bonney and Bowers who took -the situation in hand, so to speak. Nice rescue squad you make,.boys. Wonder what is holding Dick's at­ tention in the Lower Valley, Is:that the reason Gillenwater's tookiifig 'so glum ? NOTICE! Important Press Club meeting Tues­ day, Dec. 2. 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THE CAMPUS CRIER COLLEGIATE PANORAMA CAMPUS CHIC n THE average male student is so much more polite than the average co­ ed that it's far from fur.ny. At Ohio State an almbitious and curious young man at that school stood beside a. . much-used door last, week and opened ic for every one who approached. Only two out of every 16 co-eds sa:d "Thank you" for the favor, while only one ouit of every 15 men neglected to do so. 'Most of the co-eds, the experi­ menter reported, seemed to feel that the door was opening of its own ac­ cord, probably in deference to their beauty. $ * * # THERE are two, and just two, rea­ sons why freshmen flunk out of col­ lege —says Dr. L. L. Click of the Uni­ versity, of Texas. 1. Either freshmen iget too scared of their studies. ,2. Or they don't get scared enough and go to sleep. * • * * ^ 'MINNESOTA Statisticians :«nd . fig­ ure-hunters have blasted another ictefc ^jJhat is prevalent among cbllefjtfa'ns: XVomfcn student? spend1 only 75 cents more per month in beauty shbps tlian men do in barber shops. The survey •shifted that clothes form the greater •part of the co-ed's, budget, while food is iJhe 'Iat-g^st it4mJ in the male budget. * * * * PRINCETON students can now cut as much as they like, so !ong as their "standing remains unimpaired." j)t $ • • UNVERSITY. OF WASHINGTON homecoming last weekend was spec­ tacular. The old Denny bell rang out its annual welcome, but "The grand old man," the late Prof. Edmond S. Meany, was not there. The bell is very interesting historically. For years it was Seattle's only church bell, fire alarm, and signal for calling a gaifchering of the people. Library Notes ^Students will find a most helpful reference tool in the new. CUMULA­ TIVE INDEX TO THE NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC MAGAZINE, 1899- 1934 which "h'as recently been added to the reference collection. Nowhere in the world is there an­ other magazine exactly like the NA­ TIONAL GEOGRAPHIC—a vast store of ^nforrhation concerning the world, its, (peoples, an creatures. In the thirty-six years of its existence it has has recorded geographic knowledge and scientific- research undertakings. Today the publishers have a sub­ scriber's list of five million names. The edition of a single issue would form a pile of magazines five miles high, rivaling Mt. Everest. . Among .the National Geographic So­ ciety's many significant contributions tc: science and popular education are the following projects sponsored at least partially by them: Archaeologi­ cal Expeditions to Peru and Thru New New Trends Interesting THE T 4TEST thine- in evening clothes being that the SNOWBALL is closo at h§nd. THE MONK influence is very mark­ er! this fa'l in everim* wear. Lots of drapes and folds and cords are in evi­ dence. ANOHER popular trend W tlje "Gre­ cian influence. This rails for soft but classical lines. The low heeled silver sandal being most appropriate. "HEADDRESS wil! be distinguished With orri&ments of all kinds. used--£or ir'stance, your own initials and stars, especially Will he smart and ifp to date. IF YOU will be "in the mode," you will also go in for stiff taffeta, pre­ ferably" striped. It's'new and it's the latest Parisian predict. And it'll be "in the-mood" for the SNOWBALL. THE MONK'S cape is'the latest in the evening wrap ideas. THE. DUSKY shades of :°ray are very stunning when accented with a brighter color. Whils for the blonde the gold shades are equally chic. TO BE smart this fall yon must' be classical but feminine. We will be anxiously awaiting the SNOWBALL and next week shall be giving you the "low down" on the £6wns woi'n. DON your pretiiest, and take year •turn in the fashion parade of the SNOWBALL. IF YOUR partner is wise, he will ask you what you're wearing- and match his corsage. Violets and gar-, desnias are the most appropriate for fall wear. Violets for the blonde and .•gardenias for the brunette is a sure bfet (and a much appreciated one.) Alumni Echoes € j j BUCKSHOT CORNELL U. CLMMS TO BE THE FIRST TRULY NOM-SECTARIAN UNIVERSITY IN THE •WORLD CONCORDIA COUKE-(MILWAUKEE) I •, SERVED FOR. 148 YEARS/ .. h fAAX J.F. ALBRECHT HAS BEciO : TE/\CH!M& LW1N 43 YEARS. PROF. 'OTTO MAtTSTAEDT JC6NTER)vGERWv W i FOR 52 YEARS ANC PROF. GEORGE W. Mueller,(right)veng.usuv for. si • • • YEARS OUR TRAINING SCHEDULE'S A TOUGH ONE/ JSASWNCjT&N UNIVERSITY HAS PLAYED i"7 INTERSECTIONAL. GAMES SINCE 1930/ COfYKKiKT i'JSS FROSTY" OXCE BOOTED I? DROP-KICKS IN A SINGLE GAME.' (MONTANA ERESHtAEM V.WLUN6S P0W-I92D HE LATER STARRED FOR ILLINOIS. A C P Munson Hall News H Vacation Blouses ALL NEW COLORS $1.29 OFSTEATER'i 412 North Pearl St J This is the gloomiest Sunday I ever hope to see. My fair neighbor down the hall, having just biScTen Denslow farewell, has' gone 'back to bed agaiin at 4 in the afternoon. What a day. It seems that becoming an alumni makes one 'more dignified. Did you no­ tice that "Marian Mekns was the only grad who entered into ' the spirit of the Press • dub Barn Dance Saturday night? She came dressed 'in an ancient black gowr.1 and'topped off the cos­ tume with an enormous 'hat. Doris Sampson Billeter and Bobby Sawyer were there for the fun. Johnny Johnson is with us again it seems—or with Dorothy. Anyway, he was seen prancing about at the dance. Ray Mellish is no longer champion milker, having surrendered his title Saturday night to a freshman, of all •things. * * * + On November 20 twelve hundred copies of the Bullette, Wapato Junior High school six-page paper to adver­ tise the school operetta, were distrib­ uted throughout the entire school sys­ tem. The publication was edited by Jim Brown and Reino Randall. The paper will not become a regular tra­ dition altho additional ditions may be put out in the future. -Reino was responsible for the scenery for the 'production. * * * * Vanetta Dimmifct is one of the pro­ gram c6mmittee of the Prosser Busi­ ness Girls' club, according to the Ya­ kima paper. * * * * Says Hazel Skinner: "Have a few minutes while my "pledges" do a little concentrated studying. I certainly have them scared as this is six weeks' test time. It's i^reat to be giving tests instead of taking them. I just can't realize that this is the third week since Homecoming. The time goes so quick­ ly when you are teaching. I might send that to Ripley because lots of people wouldn't agree with me. Real­ ly I did enjoy Homecoming very much and seeing the kids again. * * * * "Basketball season is irj full swing now and I am enjoying it a lot. I have one class of advanced players which makes it more interesting since I play with them all the time. What happen­ ed at the Bellingham game? I was so surprised to hear we lost after the good record we made all yea?. I had to take fifteen of my high girls to Se- lah for a Playday Saturday. So the time goes quickly when one teaches—well, that's encouraging to the rest of ue anyway. At The Barn Dance What goes on behind the scenes of one of the year's greatest social events, the PRESS CLUB BARN DANCE? Friday—Someone reminds PRESS CLUB of the Barn Dance the next night. Press Club puts lip hastily 'made signs. Male members attend classes clad in rural-garb. Saturday, a. m.—Forth go the hardy and return with' cornstalks, a buggy, and- baled hay. •Saturday noon—Lunch, corn and baled hay. Saturday afternoon'—Stephens and •Richert with feminine touch go forth arid'bring back chicken coops. Make arrangements to borrow chickens, guaranteeing to return all eggs ap­ pearing during course of evening. Out they go aioain arid return with Hyacinth, sponsored by Mr. Hinch. and . Juliu- Caesar, sponsored by Dr. Mac- Rae. Hyacinth of the lateral curves •and Julius Caesar of the Roman pro­ boscis, the two sheep who attracted so much attention during festivities, are thoroughbreds of the first water, according to their proud mistress who lent them only on the condition that Richert and look aftr Hyacinth ard dance the first dance with her. Evi­ dently Bill forgot his promise for Hy­ acinth of the Hepburn bangs, only a simple country maid about as sophis­ ticated as gold teeth and embarrassed at her plain woolen garments in such a glittering assemblage, sulked most of the evening, brightening only when Farmer Giusiano tickld her chin. Jul­ ius enjoyed himself quite a 'bit consid­ ering it was his debut into college cir­ cles. Attracting considerable attention in the other end of the hall—pardons, we mean ibarn—were J—enny, Jerusha, Jezebel, Jane, and Jemimah, blueblood, pedigreed hens who were interested in proceeding's but refused to lay eggs in spite of coaxings of Messrs. John­ son and Burrage. The five Mioses Fowl, when interviewed, said, "We were hapipy to 'be with you, 'but we really like our dances a little more modern." MORE ABOUT Winter Registration (Continued from page 1) : After the Trial Schedule has been' made out in the Registrar's office, the individual concerned should see the 'head of the 'Major department for an 'approval of the Schedule. If sugges­ tions for a change are made, then the student jahould bring a written state­ ment from the department head em­ bodying these suggestions. The Trial Schedule card received in the student's mail box, or in the Regis­ trar's office, should be retained and used as a model in making out the of­ ficial cards the vfirst of the Winter quarter. Class work for the Winter quarter will begin Tuesday morning, January 7th. i Any students whose schedules are not completed before the close of the present quarter should be on the Campus Monday, January 6th, to com­ plete registration. Students in school tho Fall quarter are expected to meet all assigned classes beginning Tues­ day, January 7th. Any absences, whether of lower division or upper division students, will be considered as unjustified, and.the regular penalty will be incurred unless the absence is excused by the iSchool Nurse, Miss Ritchie, or by Mr. or Mrs. Holmes. Tte examination schedule will begin Wednesday noon, December 18th, and will be completed Fri­ day noen, December 20. Students may leave the Campus when all examinations have been complet­ ed. The grades for the Fall quart­ er will be mailed to the home ad­ dress unless another address is left'in the "Registrar's office. CAMOZZY & WILLIAMS FffiESfONE-ONE STOP SERVICE Phone Main 230 6th & Main Sts! E Mexico Solar Radiation as Studied in the Society's African Radiation Sta­ tion Expeditions Revealing the Carls­ bad Cavern Exploration 0f the Stra­ tosphere and Admiral Peary's and Byrd's Polar Research and Trans At­ lantic Expeditions 'Crossing Central Asia in 1932. £ k Archie Patrick Coal I WOOD FUEL OIL I GENERAL TRANSFER J CARTER TRANSFER CO. I MAIN 91 106 W. 4th St E j J DRIVER'S LUNCH OPEN ALL NIHGT STUDENTS WELCOME ONE BLOCK ABOVE ELKS NORMAL TEXT BOOKS ART SUPPLIES FOUNTAIN PENS and Pen Repairing EHensburg Book & Stationery €o. YOUR SUPPLY STORE * mi m mum m0B • • i • • • • trnm m CAREY SIGNS I MAKE THE SIGNS HE DELIVERS BROWN'S PARCEL DELIVERY PARCELS 15c AND UP PHONE MAIN 202 GREEN LANTERN Noon Day Lunch 30c TEACHERS TO BE! Get Your Clothes Cleaned and Pressed STAR CLEANERS Cascade Meat Market 13 East Fourth St. A Christmas party scheduled for the aveninig of December 13 in which the residents of Munson hall will be the hosts to 44 girls from Kamola and "Sue Lombard halls will be one of the rocial events. It will mark the first of closing features of this quarter's so- a series of threp. partes to be he'd in the men's hall during the school year. Two additional events, which have been fentatively set for Valentine and St. Patrick's day will complete the pro­ posed series of parties. The number of girls invited to each of these events will be limited to the number of men residents in "Murison hall' as it is plan­ ned to have each member draw the name of the girl he will escort to the affair. As all names will be kept a secret until the night of the event a series of surprises is anticipated. Plan : .for the affairs are not yet completed but it has been proposed that a Christmas tree and a distribu­ tion of gifts be important features. Names for the blind dates will be se­ lected and attached to numbers early next week and all (girls who will be chosen as guests for this first of a series of parties wil] be notified im­ mediately in oi'der that they may keep this date open. The Thanksgiving vacation will see a general" exodus from Munson hall. About 35 of the hall's 44 residents will trek to various parts of the state to enjoy the standard Thanksgiving pro­ cedure. Miss Minnie Fudge of Colfax visit ed with Mrs. Lulu Rainey, house ma­ tron, on Monday afternoon. Munson hall lost another resident last week when Henry Davis, a third floor occupant, moved off campus to share an apartment. A slight' increase in the 'number of hall occupants is expected with the opening of the Winter quarter. Ac­ cording to figures from the office of President McCorinell a six per cent gain has ben the average over a .period of five years. MORE ABOUT SMYSER LECTURES (Continued from page 1) I—How Change Comes Abont: His­ tory of the, condept of causation. II—Religions Reformers and the Re­ formation. III—Utopian Thinkers: More, Bacon, Bellamy, Morris, Wells, etc. IV—Nineteenth Century Reforms. —1. Democracy and Constitutions. 2. Three American Moral Reforms a. Abolition of Slavery b. War to end war c. Probition V—The Technocrats: Taylor, Veblen, Scott, etc. VI—Dr. Townsend and the Townsend Plan. VII—Kagawa, Religion Wedded to Ec­ onomics Cooperation. VIII —Korzyski: Reform in Thinking Habits. IX—The Radical Architects and Social Reform: Wright, Corbusier, uller. X—Major Douglas and Social Credit— the Reform of Money. XI—What Should Our Program Be? Training School News m KAPPA PI NOTES Regular meeting of KAPPA PI was held Tuesday, November 19th. After old and new .business had been dis­ pensed with chocolate turkeys were distributed to the members. FOR SALE Beaiutiful litter of Pointer Puppies, 9 weeks old. Dam Kings Mary Lon. C. R. WATTS 404 Pearl St. Ellensburg, Wn. CLYMER—Florist Orchids and Corsages Main 201 715 Capital Ave The Fifth graders are igain the managers of . the Edison school' tank. Th- op-nir-s 'oank was held last wrck. and durino: {"he ffrst day $19.75 was deposited. The bank is open every r'gy from 8:30 to 8:55, and from 12145 t- 1:00. B'll Morris was elected pres­ ident, and Patricia Sterling vice-presi­ dent. A teller is chosen every week. To announce the opening of the bank, th« Fifth grade presented a play "before the Edison school. The pupils had worked out an effective dramatization by discussions of how easy it is to spend money foolishly, instead of banking and saving it for things they really want and need. The pupils had studied coins and had had general discussions of banks and •banking. Then they had made a trip to a bank to verify their ideas, and find new information which "they would carry out in their own bank. They determined the right number of officers needed, how money was'kept safely, and how records were kept' ac­ curately. At the bank they aiso teafn- ed how the burglar alarm worked, and how essential it is to take the greatest care against any kind of, loss. By all indications, the Edison school /bank is going to have a prosperous year. DOWN CAMPUS LANES j Prompt iDelivery Satisfaction: Guaranteet [ | STAR CLEANERS | | 310 N. Pine St. Phone Main 221 j Z a -'t. » ' • CALL PALMER TAXI MAIN 17 — DAY AND NIGHT Each passenger is covered by Insurance •& • | GILM0UR j •o o •o o •o is- RAY MELLISH and a certain girl at the Barn' Dance together PAT JONES homesick, they tell us.PR.ANK HERR almost asleep in psych class Monday GORDON BARNES using protective measures for Miss iSpedden ....DICK BIRD very much busy in the library. Not much doing down Carifipus Lanes, by the way. ( • HARRIET CASTOR very much wrapped up in a certain social com­ missioner. PAUL KIMBALL a "i&er ry" participant at the Barn D&hce. Members of the LADIES OF THE JURY cast drinking tea Sunday af­ ternoon. Crier staff members a bit rushed trying to get out a paper this week. DON MUELLER fakikg a certain girl out Sunday afternoon (and 'all dressed up!} Yale students earned a total - of $432,132 last year. | Ellensburg Dairy ICE CREAM SAFEWAY STORES Distribution Without Waste Special Welcome To Normal Students 119 East Fourth St. B. IE. S. TIFFANY Insurance of All Kinds Phone Main 72 ! MARTIN C. MEAGHER INSURANCE IS MY BUSINESS PHONE BLACK 5612 ROSSER & SUTTON Office and School Equipment 211 W. Yakima Ave, Yakima, Wash Telephone 5050 F. VALLEY ICE'£ FUEL CO. I | Cos!—$5 to S9.25 a ton | | Agnts E. Schanao, Mgr. I (aJimiiiiiiftimiiiieituimiiiuiftMMJiiimufifimiMtMnimti f GENERAL INSURANCE I and Notary Public I HERBERT SNOWDEN Clothiers - Furnishers - Shoeists DR. PAUL WEAVER DENTIST Farmers Bank Building PHONE MAIN 220 IDRIVE IN MARKET! A-M y-.- - - - - - • . . • - ......... f J. "N. O. THOMSON JEWELER REPAIRING ENGRAVING NORMAL SCHOOL PINS I »» BROTHERS FURNITURE - •, : / - :• 'r V / •• o*:-- •••--' „• - J' A. C. BUSBY Acetylene and Electric Welding Auto Spring Repairing 419 N Main St Phone Main 4011 RAMSAY HARDWARE CO. . -7 Sports Equipment • • a ' ' • For All Seasons of "The • •• i • , l • •iW.in, , j , |
THE CAMPUS CR1EK BASKETBALL SEASON TO BEGIN AFTER HOLIDAYS SCRIBBLINGS BY ART PENCIL Ellensburg igridsters actually show­ ed how important it is to be a foot­ ball player. The boys were guests at a banquet sponsored by Coaches Nich­ olson, and Barto and their wives. As the 'boys were eating far too long a stretch, r.'ot finishing in time fox* the after dinner dancing, the social hour was cancelled for one night. Mighty important boys, and some fair after dinner speakers, excepting Walt Ha- kola who contracted lockjaw from as­ tonishment at winning both the Hon­ orary captaincy and Inspirational TrOr phy. Nice work coaches—'the boys deserved a break. * * « * Epitaph to the Greedy Banqueteer Here lies the body of one so brave, Ate all the food his body did crave Roast veal and salad, coffee and then Ice cream and cake, the end. * • * * The most marked change in foot­ ball this season has been the open style of play. Statistics for this year shows that 75 per cent of the touch­ downs scored have come via the air route. More thrills and chills, clever views of blocking, vicious tackling—is what the fans like. They're getting it and dolars are piling high in the cof­ fers, so look for more open play. Pro teams are using formation whereby the passer jumps ort the -back of his teammate to get a better view of an eligible receiver and his best tgirl in the stands. What will the alumni think when the demand for more open play is met by the conservative school board with "Sorry men we have been traditional ground gainers in football. We will not pass! We will not pass! * * * * (By Popular Demand) DEFINITION OF THE WEEK- ALUMNI" ASSOCIATION—A body of men whose sole purpose is to obtain the scalp of the coach. . Symptoms: Smile when team wins, hibernate when tied, but oh what a Chang when alma mammy loses-—be­ come sports writers, radio announcers, barber sh$p quarterbacks tat sdore- cards sent telegrams to disinterested coaches, and often swears. Preventive: Coach don't lose games. (Editor's Note: Not clever but edu­ cational.) • * » * Best Performance of the Week: "I ' lat Football" Anderson, frosh tackle. Outstanding at center of banquet ta­ ble. Despite ill health this athlete ate his share. Attended classes without complaint Thursday. Such perform­ ance surely deserves mention. CHANGES DESIRED Princeton1, N. J.—In the opinion of the serious-minded class of 1940 at Princetton, things to be desired at that •university are music with dinner and dinner without scrambled eggs, larger cream pitchers at all times, the addi­ tion of co-eds and abolition of classes. Otherwise, say the frosh, the place is all right. ALL-CONFERENCE TEAM CHOSEN Hakola, Taylor, Bednarski Chosen According to an announcement from the Cheney Journal five Savages, three Vikings and three Wildcats were chos­ en oni that publication's mythical All- Conference team. This is, of course, not entirely authentic in view of the fact that the sports staff of one school picked it, but it does show how much the Cats are respected in conference play. Hakola, Taylor and Bednarski were the W. iS. N. S. selections. This team, which does not take into account the Ellensburg - Bellingham is as follows: Bellingham, 1. e. Feiber, Cheney, 1.1. Conrath, Cheney, 1. g. Hakola, Ellensburg, c. Whalen, Bellingham, r. Blair, Cheney, r. t. Bannon, Cheney, r. e. Taylor, Ellensburg, 4. b. Boggess, Bellingham, 1. h. Bednarski, Ellensburg, r. h. Anderson, Cheney, f. b. If Cheney scribes had seen the El- lensburg-Bellingham fracas, we are quite sure that "Filbert" Thurston would have supplanted Conrath or Whalen. NORMALITES EXPRESS VA­ RIETY OF THANKFULNESS r • T-. With the endiof the football season Coach Nicholson and Assist­ ant Coach Barto are rounding up the basketball boys for the ing basketball VIKING GRIDMEN MEET MONMOUTH Game Features Thanksgiving Celebration Two Princeton freshmen stated their ipoliticai (preferences as Nazi in a rec­ ent poll. "Here comes Thanksgiving, and now for?" So saith the snoopy reporter kiddies, what have you to be thankful who has to have a story in and prays for some heaven-sent inspiration. First to testify, F. M., who is thankful for a room of her own, big brown eyes, and a faithful (in correspondence any­ way) boyfriend. Jeannie says she's glad because Christmas is coming and Helen said, ',I'm thankful that I met Ralph, Dick, and Paul." Xreadwell is thankful for a nice restful time last weekend. We're glad you liked it, Charlotte. Jim Funnyman claims he has nothing to be thankful for, but we think he should be thank­ ful that people will read his column. Stephens and Richert are grateful for having met Hyacinth and Julius Cae­ sar, and Cozza is glad he's going to get a square meal tomorrow. Elsa- belle is thankful for a good pair of lungs, as is Marge Kanyer. Pat Page is glad she has a good appetite and Al- vin Anderson is glad there were schot- tisehes at the Barn Dance. Crimp is thankful that his Dixie isn't way down South. "They tell me that the succulence of dark meat is greatly overrated, but I still cherish a fondness for it, and am thankful that the turkey is not extinct," stated Prof. Joe in a very private interview. Aren't we all private interview. Aren't we all ? Nineteen deaths attributable to foot­ ball directly or indirectly have occur­ red this season. College football pro­ duced only one fatality, high school play 14. Negotiations have just been com­ pleted to match Bellingham Normal, Tri-Normal runners-up, with the fast Oregon Normal school of Monmouth, Or. This game will form part of the Thanksgiving celebration in addition to ending the season for both teams. Oregon Normal has had an in and out season, losing to the P. L. C. War­ riors, 14-0, and winning a bare half of their games. Efforts were made to arrang a (game with the Wildcats, it is rumored. How­ ever, the team was disbanded and could not play. P. E. CLASSES OFFER VARIETY IN WINTER. QUARTER Girls Athletics Trend Toward Variety Girls taking part in the P. E. cours­ es offered this Fall quarter are find­ ing a variety of activities to keep them interested. What with hockey, archery, basket- ball, tennis, etc., there is an oppor­ tunity for all those particularly inter­ ested in one .phase of P. E. to further that interest in these recreation cours­ es. Tournaments will be run off during various times of the year. The hockey tournament which ended last Satur­ day was the first to be scheduled. With the coming of the Winter quarter an even greater variety will be offered to the students signing up. A PI-EYED TYPER Perhaps the subject of namesakes is boring, but here is another for the books. Wood row Wilson is the name of a lineman playing stellar ball for Chicago U. —o— When it comes to real sportsman­ ship, Harry Shuford, great blocking back for Southern Methodist" U., is hard to beat. When asked if he would accept a card of merit for his All- America performance, he replied "It would be nice, but Wilson deserves it much more than I." Wilson is the" sen­ sational triple threat man of the team. —o— It isn't often that two linemen hit each other hard enough to prove fatal to 'both, but it does happen. George Harry Grant, New York U. lineman, Highberger, Carnegie Tech tackle, and did this very thing in the N. Y. U.­ Carnegie fracas of 1927. —o— Fans remember the great "back­ ward run" of nearly a decade ago, when Riegels, California's Ail-American back, was confused after recovering a fumble and ran 75 yards to win for Georgia Tech, 8-6. The Women's National Republican club has announced an "anti-New Deal school of political science" for young women of New York. HAKOLA WINS HONOR AWARD Acclaimed Greatest Inspiration To Team Also Honorary Captain A LITTLE COURTESY During the football season which has just ended the sport staff of the Campus Crier has worked diligently to make that page a suc­| cess. It has been our aim and policy to give credit when and where due. The sport staff understands that a very successful banquet was held in the faculty dining room in honor of the football squad. We of the staff are not presented with emblems of honor, but we do feel that at least one reporter should have been invited and along with him the faculty adviser for the Campus Crier. 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FOR SCHOOL SUPPLIES AND GOOD EATS LEDBETTER'S THEATRE TONIGHT "BIG NIGHT" and "CITY LIMITS" with Ray Walker and Sally Blaine THURSDAY, FRIDAY, SATUR. "TOP HAT" with Fred Astaire, Ginger Rogers SUNDAY, MONDAY, TUESDAY "THE GOOSE AND THE GANDER" Plus Major Bowes Amateur Theater WEDNESDAY BIG NIGHT and "THE BISHOP MISBEHAVES" with Mavreen O'Sullivan and Edmund Green FREE MlHaUIIMMMMIMIISI SPECIAL taaMaaaaaaaaiaataiiaaaimataaiamaaaaatata FREE aaiaaaaaiiaaaaataaaataaa WINDSHIELD DEFROSTER FREE WITH THE PURCHASE OF A GOODRICH DE LUXE HEATER. HAVE ONE INSTALLED NOW! USE OUR EASY PAYMENT PLAN Batteries - Radios - Tires Your CREDIT Is Good Here Faltus & Peterson "WHERE YOUR CAR IS PROPERLY SERVICED" Sixth and Main Streets Phone Main 146 In the annual football banquet held Tuesday, November 19, Walter Hako- iPT \ I \ f la, center and mainstay of the Wild­ cat gridmen, was awarded the Rotary medal. This medal is symbolic of the spirit that makes certain individuals the greatest inspiration to the squad. In addition- he was elected -honorary captain, for the second time in his pigskin career. Walt has just completed his final year of varsity competition. During thin time he played such brilliant ball that he. was twice mentioned on the' mythical All- Tri-Normal selection. In backing up the line, in intercepting passes and in blocking kicks lay his greatness. AT THE BARN DANCE CAGERSHARD AT WORK More New Men Out From Grid­ iron Squad A few more new faces were observ­ ed on the varsity casaba court this week. They are "I Play Football" An­ derson, Carter Crimp, Tom Burgua, and Kenneth Artz. The squad is still at work, develop­ ing follow-up shots and chest passing. The team looks rougher than last year's squad and compares favorably in pre-season drill with last year's re­ cruits. Their first game comes Dec. 21, with Drake University's barn­ stormers who are comiiHg out to a the U. of Washington varsity in a ies. DRAKECAGE CLASSIC MOVED TOWMATCHI DesMoines Team Strong JOE CHIOTTI grinning DICK BIRD sweeping a certain EDITOR being told she looked awfully cute Certain members .of the faculty laugh­ ing MR. HOGUE taking pictures for the annual JACK MERO slightly out of step ANDY ANDERSON getting more tharj his share of cider FRED GIUSIANO singing FRANK COZZA proclaimed the funnies the Milking Contestants a bit excited DIXIE GRAHAM looking very modest Schot- tishes very much in demand MARY CRAWFORD and JIM SESBY to­ gether again. All in all—EVERY ONE having one swell time! The big cage classic with the invad­ ing Drake University barnstormers has been definitely moved to Wenat- chee, according to an announcement made Monday evening by Coach Nich­ olson. 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