" '.: -t - "H -' ' *-•' :-W^ v:r.- : :• :" • is""- v-1:--.1 A- : ft® - O-'1'* I ,'••'• : -K- •-:r ' '- \ • ' ' T \ :-V \ •• r... :: : , - : " : CAMPUS CRIER ' .v ft ' /" -7' ft'": ,t\ :•*'•• " - ::ftftft^ftft ft-: ••. •"'% v-Cfi.-ft. 1 . - •"•'• V • ft- - iiftft' VoL No. 12 Z797 CENTRAL WASHINGTON COLLEGE OF EDUCATION ELLENSBURG, WASHINGTON, THURSDAY. APRIL 28, 1938 No 2A ASB JOINS COMMUNITY CONCERT SERIES Tomorrow ROMANCE COSIES IN BOTTLES ROOSEVELT: I SIT ON THE FENCE TAXES FROM BIRTH TO DEATH RECIPE FOR EXECUTIONS MR. RICHARD WHITNEY EASTER ... BREAKFASTS Now everything is bottled — even romance from nail paint to perfume. Such perfumes—for example—range from Indiscreet, Evening in Paree, Burning Night, Call to Arms, and My j MUSIC DEPT. TO PRESENT REQU1 N Snyder, Deye, Stropes, Bro- dine and Students Are Working Together The combined efforts of the entire music department of the Central "Washington College of Education, headed by Mr. Hartley D. Snyder, are being put forth to make the coining presentation of the Brahms' Requiem far surpass the standard set last year when this oratorio -was presented in Eliensburg, for the first time. To ac­ company the chorus of over 80 voices will be the full orchestra which has been conducted all year by Mr. How­ ard W. Deye, two grand pianos, played by Katherine Leitch and Barbara Pfenning, the harp played by Voltaire Brodine, and the pipe dfgan played by Miss Betty Stropes. Sing in Yakima After the concert last vear several TO STUDENTS INTERESTED IN APPLYING FOR THE EDITORSHIP OF THE CRIER FOR 1938-39 iSin with a drop or two behind the! ears or in the hair . . . leads mamma | requests were made to have the group to becoming anxious if daughter does U:n- !n YaKima* bufe at thafc ^ lfc n't come home early (in the evening). (was deemed impossible. This year, Incidentally there are already 150,- | however after presenting the program ' here on May 13, the group will all go to Yakima on the following Sunday to 000 perfume names ranging as suit­ able-presents from WCTU presidents down to you know whom. Anyway, perfume doesn't arouse the brute in man and neither does painted claws, nor painted toe-nails—false romance from the bottle. On the other hand, romance from the bottles comes in the form of gin, etcetera, for the late high school and undergrad and early adult. More drinking now than before Hank Vol­ stead got his idea, so, you fathers & mothers why don't you do some­ thing? * * * Roosevelt & his relief fund of five billion sounds all right to ears who have seen the why & wherefore of it. ? After driving around through certain districts in a city lately and hearing stories truthfully told tete-a-tete, this •writer understands. Those who really need the S and c •will get little of it—the white collars will see to it that a lot of the money goes for different items that cannot be itemized . . . and the writer saw one man give his dinner to the wife who had a youngster on the way. What is the answer? « » * For a man earning $2000 yearly, roughly 20c goes in taxes on more than one thing: tobacco, wines, beers, •whiskies, matches, lubricating oils, render it there in the First Presby­ terian Church. This Requiem has been presented by jj many of the leading choral and or-| chestral groups throughout the United | States and abroad, but the difficulty j of the work makes its presentations relatively infrequent. (In one place, for instance, the tympani rolls for TO measures continuously.) Out-of-Town Singers So far has the Music Department] advanced that for this season's per­ formance it is able to bring out-of-| town talent for the soio parts. Mrs. Grace Terhune Huston of Yakima, ? who sang in joint concert with the A Cappella Choir last year, is to sing the soprano solos. An outstanding baritone "from the Yakima Valley, Mr. Graham Gower, will be the other solo­ ist. Complete Orchestra A much more complete orchestra and a really exceptional tenor section promise to help to make the perform­ ance outstanding. Among the towns­ people who have been invited to sing with the A Cappella Choir are: So­ pranos—Mesdames Howard W. Deye, Hartley D. Snyder, Roy Weaver, C. A. Cook, Helga Petersen, Rollo Chadwick, R. S. Clark. Altos—Mesdames Mar­ garet Burns, Fred Pederson, Rose Ro- berg, Carl Ostrander, L. B. Smith, The following conditions of application for the position of Campus Crier Editor have been worked out by the Committee on Publications, in the hope that such conditions may materially assist the Com­ mittee in selecting the most capable person for the job. Applications will be received, of course, until the end of the Spring Quarter, and perhaps, in special cases, after that. We are printing these conditions now only in order that prospective applicants may have sufficient time to prepare their material for submission. 1. Each applicant shall submit to the Committee at least fifty inches of his own copy printed in the Crier or in another college newspaper. If this copy is from another paper it should be accompanied by a brief note of comment from the advisor of that paper. The copy will be judged solely upon effectiveness of expression, grammar, etc. The committee is not in­ terested in hearing how much the student has written it is interested solely in the quality of his material. 2. Each applicant shall submit at least four sam­ ple editorials, either printed or in manuscript. If in manuscript, these editorials should deal with subjects of current interest and importance. At least two of them should deal with subjects of local collegiate in­ terest (exclusive of sports). Each should be long enough to fill the editor's column on page 2. 3. Each applicant shall submit a short paper on the subject. "If I Were Editor of the Crier/* in which shall be discussed, as clearly as possible, plans, pro­ jects, policies, reforms, etc. which the applicant would attempt to promote were he to become editor. The applicant is warned that, if he should be selected, what he writes in this paper may some day be held against him. 4. Each applicant shall submit a transcript of his college grades along with record of his classification. If he is a transfer student, 2 letters of recommenda­ tion from members of the faculty of his former col­ lege or university might improve his chances. 5. Finally, each applicant may be asked to read some copy as evidence of his ability to discharge one of the most important of the editorial duties. (Signed) DONALD MACRAE, Editorial Advisor. Student Council's Ruling Announced in Open Assembly TWO STUDENTS ON COMMITTEE WHICH CHOOSES PROGRAM FOUR HUNDRED FIFTY DOLLARS GIVEN BY SCHOOL Fleming Byars, President of the Associated Students, announced in an assembly Monday morning that the stu­ dent body of this College will join the Community Con­ certs Series Association for the coming year, in spite of a movement that was on foot to sever the school's connec- *tion with that group. 'STAGE DOOR' [ "The Student Council MPADITD ATr\TT\!r promised the Association WMKM UrMlINb. about a month 2g0 thafc \ «. T . m r, , ! four hundred fiftv dollars Actors Learning To Eenter, asked o£ ^ stud-ent Bo(Jy ^Ue | would be given again for next year," Byars said in the opening speech. '"Many stu­ dents became dissatisfied with the programs on the Series for this year, and they wished to break off all connection with the organization. But we feel that this year we have learned things that will enable us to ob- j tain more popular programs next E year." Stage Door is going into its third •week of rehearsal and is making- rapid strides ahead. Of coarse we don't in­ vite people to rehearsals yet, because third week rehearsals look different from the inside than they look from the outside. If some carious outsider should hap­ pen to walk in on one scene now in re­ hearsal, he would probably think he was looking in on one of our dorms on a Sunday morning. Papers strewn all over the floor and girls in slacks 'draped over the furniture and floor! .give a very realistic, picture of_„-a-co-e ed's day off as weH as an actress's j ^vr°: appointed to serve on Sen day oft*. The only difference!. wnich chooses, the pro- might possibly be in the types of girls, I -or ^ries next year. The because school giris are generally J, ^unds will culminate next ground out--of the same mill while j ^-^Aun&iy with the meeting of this make fmal choice for Student Representatives Syars announced that there will be gasoline, electricity, tires, inner tubes, Eimer Sudler, and Miss Julia Cutting, toilet preparations, fur articles, jew- j Tenors—Messrs. Forest Brigham, J. elry, automobiles, trucks, motorcycles, I p. Mooney, Bill Ames, Robert Nesbrt, radio sets, phonographs, records, | Harold Quigley. Basses — Messrs. sporting goods, wearing apparel, cam- [ Garth Mooney, James Brown, John eras, candy, chewing gum, soft drinks, j Breckon, Edward Wilson. telephone calls, theater admissions, [ The Requiem is the supreme STUDENT CO-OPS ARE DISCUSSED j achievement of Brahms in vocal com­ position. All the power of his crea­ tive genius as well as his masterful technique were released in this soul burst. It has come from Brahms' de- | sire to serre mankind. tion of the light bulb business. Light bulbs were sold at 37c by a private business. The cooperative purchased [ a bankrupt light buib factory and be- Bob Cohveli and Walt Honderick t gan their own manufacturing. The from the University of Washington! price dropped to 27c and then 25c. Student Cooperative Association talk-1 The price is now 20c due to the con­ ed on this campus Monday to interest- S tinned work by the cooperative. They ed students of world cooperative sys- have done the same in other tems. j industries. Cooperatives are the greatest de-1 Germany's main growth in coopera- velopment of democracy in the world.! tives before Hitler, was in credit It is a new democracy. Cooperatives | unions or cooperative banking. These differ from private enterprise first in ji credit unions were started by the i the control. Private business is con- j, farmers of Germany and did much to committee to next season. MacRae Speaks The meeting was continued 'by Dr. Donald 3IacSae who outlined briefly for the students the workings of Association. He took the stand that the sehoo-E should try the Series again, for this year was only a tryoaf. He stated that next years program should be much better, because of things learned from this season. Snyder. Die ringer Talk chorus girls come from a various group. In the first place, we have Oiga, a Russian pianist, an artiste to the tips of her fingers. Then there's Beraice, a very dizzy girl and the bane of everyone's existence. However, Ann runs her close competition for the rank of being the most exasperating- Big and Little Mary follow in each other's footsteps every second and give jthe impression of lop-sided Siamese i Cwms- The heroine is a lovely girl. She arouses your admiration, causes, you: Hartley D. Snyder and John Sodya t«i squirm with anxiety for her wel-' spoke from the floor, defending fare, and receives your acclaim for her probable success. Bat after all (Continued on page 4) Community Concerts Series as a good thing to advance the coltaral edoea- (Continued on page 4) and»so on through the dictionery. In the last five years the Federal Government has borrowed half of what it has spent, and borrowing can­ not go on forever ... so when it* comes to paying back and running the government and paying interest on borrowings, well, you guess. What is j suffering, as he bridges the gap be-|hoIdings SecoEcL rhe distribution oft NPPTIIVP WTF T R17F F the tax on cremating this writer 40 tween the Here and the Hereafter, as j surpIns is according to patronage of [ ~ years hence? I he speaks of the Last Judgment and [ n!emb€I^. Cooperatives are different! trolled by one man or group of men, | help them. 1 according to the amount of stock they | The cooperatives His faith is f JjqJjJ Bqc in cooperatives one man liberated as he depicts the stress of has one vote regardIes5 of M5 stockf in the United (Continued on Page 2) More & more different states here & there are talking about a new way for executions—by lethal gas. Nevada pioneered this procedure that simply suffocates the eons. Compare it with the roasting process given in electric chairs wherein witnesses smell the burning of flesh and see the faint smoke arise . . . Nevada, Arizona, Colorado, North Carolina, and Wyoming use it Cali­ fornia, 'Missouri, and Oregon have re­ cently adopted this procedure though none have used it yet. « • S Immaculately groomed, face up, clad in chic style from his pearl-gray hat down to his spats, Richard Whitney so arrived at Sing Sin^ after a 50- minute ride from Central station. Even the cons there respect him. •Some raise then- caps, call him Mr. (the Resurrection, for to him, to bring £t§o ^ey have open member- comfort to humanity was the highest t ^jp AT MAY PROM aim. Growth Outlined C. W. C. E. will make history on the, ji night of 3Iay 14 when it crowns its j. 51338 May Queen under the sea. We've SCIENCE CLASSES . SEE COULEE Cooperatives grew out of the Indus-'.heard of marriages and college classes trial Revolution. The first coopera-1 being conducted among the fishes and tive was set up in 1843 in Rochdale, I seaweeds but narry a May Queen in England. Starting with few members, tall the ages has reigned in Neptune's capital of one hundred and forty dol- J kingdom. She will be crowned in the lars and control of four commodities— |presence of octopuses, mermaids, fish- floor, butter, sugar, and oatmeal, they es and you (we hope) and will reign Whitney in all respect one gave him i2n(j for t'n? constant eaters to continue Did you ever see the sunrise when you got up to see it, rather than when you stayed up to see it? Weil, we did. Did you ever see the Gingko "have extended until today 50 percent lover what is predicted to be the best Forest before 5 o'clock? Well, we did. * of the people in England belong to |dance of the year. Did you ever see Soap Lake at 7, some cooperative and their business | Keith Gould's Orchestra will furnish j| watch the seagulls and, incidentally. |last year amounted to approximately f the music for the codfish waltzes andj taste the lake water? Well, we did 4c-iie hundred and fifty million dollars, [the crawfish drags. Oh squid, how^ and enjoyed every bit of it- |Tbey grind 25 percent of the flour'they can swing it! Four o'clock Sunday morning found (ground in England and own over 140 j Girls, ifs a Tolo so you'd better bait 92 sleepy but enthusiastic would-be [factories and workshops. Today they I your hooks and start fishing for your scientific boarding \he busses for Cou- I have so much money that they have dates right now. There may be plenty f lee. ^ begun investing in private enterprise. The Dry Falls offered a wonderful Denmark cooperatives handle practically everything. They stress the quality of their products, which Falls offered a wonderful opportunity for the ambitious to visit t the caves at the bottom of the Falls bed linen for one night and thus rob­ bed himself. We are all humans & money around iis sooner or later might get us in trouble. If you think we are proud, Continued on Page 4 their eating. It seems almost incredi­ ble that if the present Columbia River were to flow dgain over the there would not be enough water to v/et the complete rim. (Continued on page 4) of fishes in the sea, but, remember, jj there are plenty of fishermen too. If1 you prefer your boy friends back home | or some other gentleman outside off other countries must do also if they i school, see Mrs. Holmes and get an in- are to succeed. j vitation for them from her. In Sweden the main growth of co- j As for you boys, you better be suck- trust-busting-" : ers and fall for the lines. YouTl be There's control their industries more efficient- j nothing fishy when I tell you the May ly. This was shown by the investiga- jProm is going to be swell! falls, operatives has been in "trust-busting-" j: er s and fall for the lines. It the consumers ate united, they can j bigger suckers if you don't. A *A PENNY SAVED" FEBMSHEB WEEKLY BY THE ASSOCIATED' STUDENTS of the CE30RAIL WASH1NGTQ'N C0LJLB5E Q-F EBUCATICMf Ektaed a» second clhsH- tracter at "he post office a" EEensBurg^ WasWngtom. TeSejmram? Advertising and! Ne-ws to Mam $£ Afannriv Three Quarters,, $HJ]G W7 Member: 193* Rssodafed Cbffe6iife Press Dmcrifcutcr or" Gofegiafe Digest nr.. iimittittiiuiitintnii •E' ~ By PEEPTNCr TOM We- noticed that WHTariE Rait inn had am white- shoes ancfi stockings one day —air wa» it summer underwear? ?S' *• When .Fofctraiie Stedftanu does any- Strange Interlude [jjr.»i.ii.immmi»mmim»Mtm .....................I.. ........................ Ybufve noted' how drama major* (rate performances? M we could! have bra alwv® fed to, tafre the brunt of P®*-®* or star r ances like- that, given. by the mmr- u great many quips- thrown, a. than-,. pllL,ey_Wej:dnra7Tl wouldn't the GILMOUR & GILMOUR FANCY GROCERIES Quality and" Prompt Service 308 N. Pearl! SC.. Main 203 & 1.(14' and' fll admit that,. in. my ignorance,. tliinar—he isnft half way aobufit—he! t „„„ _ , . . . . .. .. Fwv thrown, my allotted: sarcasm their thrcws tennaelfg' into it—just as he dad I feto ehe net dbamsgj a game1 of tennis]: 'wa'Sr- Call'extir BuhitsJterr BleftrsxenttOSam 42CnfffCTootw a» k. ru&w ranic. rui. Y.. ONCBMO) - BTOCRON: - UOE *ITNCI^S - SATI. PTOMTATXXR HiHtar Btesniess Manager Spurts Editors. Krcftan^g Editor AsaemHSes Book EeTreTWf Editorial Adviser: TerforfeaJi Adviser: Kutfi) Eldredfea' Robert W&itner Maam 3f?ntipnnery audi John) Sted&ami Mary Jane' Armstrong: Helen EEadCey EGanc&e' Biie&m: DbuaEdl EL MacEae Nicholas E_ Hinds Reporters Glga C'aruGav JLenfee Jones,. Betty Woods,. ZnCas Hons,. Helen SaibibefidL Margaaret So Berts, Features Earl Edhmnricbo a, Lo% HtraBeHL lionise- P'erraiult. CffiCimrjifT!? Faariiixe JFofijKent Maary Jana ArrnsstroTig^ FDora Dteisy Mfessrngu EDITORIALS Csmmi? Crier Is a ?efcml! paper piEbfelked for ffee steciezEts ©if tMs, tfee Central WasMmgfern GoMegre (o€ "Kdha- catiam. A selio©! papgr lusve as ©me @ff ItEse Ijases pp®® ft is fomifiecL friie &spressioiHi of sttmdeffit oiprn- K®- It SEEGIEM he sb orgsM wMel wi® prfiit the FeadtroiDs wf SHJ studerLi OEI tMs esmpTus to smytMBig: wMc-ii teppens eai uMs eampTjis. In Qtlifer TTQ'rds a SCIIOQI paper sEno^iIdi spxj'ESDiF free speech. TMs the Camptis Crier lias tried to d© al jeaf. We acfcmt tiiat ft is mot "err of see tfeat we fed a strademit wIeq wislses- to) express am opmiour tet wlies we d@r we Believe hi psufclisMEiig' tSiat opinio'EL. And we als© feeKeve tfeait tte staffT mat tine stud tMng wteek is. primted im QIET COITLEHBH', If ('Wliy?.' E dnnnn-—follow the- Ihivc weelfeendl a- «• «• AHi tt6e tiinedi faces- and! painful] aigfts ahijut the- eampuif Monday were tha re- maihi-T- of the1 trip tm Conliee' Sunday.. iHittBe i'teniw of interest from) tfe trip :: * -.*• •*- VrrjrinKii IiJay dbe-m.'t beliiaue ihi tat- iiiif t&iiifesJ: ihi tnne-—she- does it afli at once—liilce- true* diiff a&e went o-wer in. cue Heap . li'adur . H U W.HH..)I Weil!,, last weefc,. E decided t&at Fdi forget all about dig:- |jfihgr at the drama raajbrff and! direct my Barbs at the- majors in my owrr. 'fisldl. literature . Et'a ainazm^—Fw • never- heard! questions like thone w.hich i are framed! By some of our supposedly ! ihtellectual! (t ?.')) Bit- majors!': .. _ .. T6e- ! literature daas was listening ta an excellent lecture' on the works- of Eal'pfr. Wald'oi Emeraon,. when all of a * * * studHenv one off our' braiir-stonra majbr."? EMmey ChrniKxr is airatfiiHr of our | rsjije(ji hRfHerf out of her' grihnihgr young: mem wfro has auccumfiedl toiii^^y^ of appfe-poBshin, ,. and: pipeti tEce fine of tTie Ibcall sc&ooj gdrfe^..^,. (fo, ^ &arg great? By But We WEH! aiftnifc s&e waiF mightyj ggg. gtu^g' g®. puts into* B5f essays?"' !•!•!• n®te- i Tlie professor' wiltedl. and! so' didi E. * * * i (CITMr. certain! l$tt studlent pops t®fe= At B»t the students on. thd» of. auestimx ^ m ltag^ hanje sfcown some interest an the pa&-. pnsteril Wsf ^ ediication iir ii- eies- of tire scftnoE. The turnout and!| E&e dascusHfen! at tire apeciaE assentfiCyii Monday has? aficwix tl'iat.. concerts' Be of more real value- to- us: lalll? OV ra: this' faulty fogfe? Tliihfc it overbecause' iS w uw to youv •: *• ••* Tire members of tfiis year's gradu­ ating. class Have a pleasant,, optmiiatic outToolk ahead: of thenu. There are a RACKET RESTRIXGrSTG- SPECTAL SlS0! Strings for $2.49 SEE RALPH aCHREINER Ellensfeur^ Hardware isfasftiirsjs of wagES and: a reduction iir ^nnimiiiiiiminnoiiriiiiiiiraiiMtmiu ""O tlie number' of available vacairciies of- 5 * Another- canxpuw romance t&at quite evidbnt tfioese- days is tlie Jkt&roj tWiH iS'tedlami and! the ynuni^er' MasfonSe Kcitwni episode. f ThiW lnornihg: there's goiirg to. he a ji,.1 special aturient aasenifiCy for- tlie fe- 5m this modern? era a "gripe''' is just as good! as a "pet peeW nr anybody's VGcabuHary.. ot the' Conrmuni'ty Coircert seriies.. Ii just woud'er- what will! &ap- peiV:?.' Fn the last weeir,. since- the Fowi- er-Taniara concertr Fw hreard! opinions for- and! against tlie- series- Oixe group) •wfiose members seemed! to agree with j i each, other- was represented! orally By a- j Fi'esfiman) whov E assume,, presented! I tiBe cnusensus of opinion, fi® t&e grotrpx. wftere she announcedt "Well1,, E d'onft feeE that E fcrcuw euougfi. about that isortt of thing: to critiidze it.. WBy,. E were ex feredl It's a cTieffiring: tftnu^ife, ianft lit.? What will ifc he fifire- two? years from: now,, however? 5 tfianlk my •guiding: star- t&at Fm one of t&e cTaas c'381 * * =*' At East!' Fraftihg - season! is open.. iNbwr we wonffc see ao many gflmr loofo iarountC Because if youfve ever- watched! true- fisherman , you've notrcecS the| 1 change irn dispoHitibni wheiT t&is time of the year roBs aroundl E noticed this at BreaMast tlris morning: when E asired: one of tlie fellows about his f is&iirg: trip1.. E conM IVawe guessed! his answer iimanediateEy by t&e complac- eiiiV satisfieti! expresHinn t&at gave way to a Ibofc of excitement when &e istarted! to' expound1.. "Gee,. E sot a dandy!! 22-iucfr. cutc&roat!! AntE w&at a figjit!! WTiew!."' And! so E dragr off to* a life, class- W&ere's t&e justice ? | FAUTZKE'S STUDIO | | APPLICATIOiSr PHOTOGRAPHS % | Blade 4i7flT ?,m 5T, Pearl | 1- 0 (MOTOR COACH LUNCHj Try Our Special! 30c Eanciri I | 3TH AND PINE \ | Across frnnr the Liberty Theater | Clothiers - Furnishers - SnoeiHts iE" cfrnnH TL T T] T « THiB' trme-clocfc pujicfrer pessinxistic- rai clni lci2'a. u.. SjilOiLL€il foe MeL® FgSpXD'EISiBte fosr amy- ally pxmc&es triime clbcibf and! prays thought tfiat all! t&e concerts better pay. T&e unempfayed! By tins iffiistratioiii. can't ©r wineEE. yon oelieve to lie a Misstatement of i imd1. waives.. •flue facts as yoin know titeizii, please present yonr reply IEE a paper wMelt we can pmloMsb: in ©my ctofeiiiiis. We promise to pFimt it. We hiffild tMs truth to fee self-evident: TBat tfee staff is resp^Eable for wfeat appears m tbe paper tJiat tlie indi- v$doaI writer should not fee a victHis ©f pers©EtaI recrimi- nsfcroii- We are_ glad to report that there was actually some EEt ©pinion given m the assembly Monday mommg. Tine discmssioiE ©f the value of the schools partfcipatEEig^ ms the ConnnEEmty Concerts Series feroEight forth ideas EPom student and faculty aT-flrA We are giad to see this because it seems to HIS that it is a sign of health in ns that we wish to kno w frfr-mcm about oar school It is- a sign of thought on ©set party and a recognitEQii by ns- that there can be no) progress withoiEt ersticisin. Constructive criticism does have fits place, and we are glad t© see it beginning to fed its place on tMs campus. It does n©t d© the school or ourselves much good if we stand around in dark comers, Entering down o w colars abcMt somethmg we d© not Mke. Learn to bring yonir pet p^ves oet into the open air. Examine them. If they are worithi anything they will bear tearing apart. If they wit fear tearing apart, piece them together again. tu:es_ umy tnat way can we get- any- .1 to be a critic^, not a congenital moaner. DRAMA j IS SATURDAY, MAY 71: i: . |: Wltfe a Sir.Ee over- a weefi: to go^, t&ej. mermfcers of t&e tiance group are &arc£| at. wort re&earsin:^ t&e vnarfeus dancss audi perfectiiag- rfcercu For- moat of t&e, gnrfe, this fe tfieii- first dance drama. For PfeS. Page,. EEeSerc Fair&raofi^. AEce Joyce SSowesr Margaret Manfister^ M£&_ (feeti Moralkter vt is tfce seccttt£. Mana Srmiifiy 3'Iarnfia W&fntalcer'r ^rrdi Elouiae SeSgel! are tafcfng: part hs t&enr thnrdl Eat wftet&er- fit EE t&e first, or tfcmrd^. t&e same enjoyment can Be ofctanied from t&e- program for 'oot&j tfr.* g£nfe aaTtcfng- and! tfeose t&at are wa6c&fn?g. Ibe girfe taftrng part are Jfcme Ames SMrBey- BBoom EdSthi Bbotfe • 'BBssezter tiow "Dterrst&y Brown Dbra Erunnfiir Armaray CotnseH UmSan. DhliHiarg: Mary Douglas Bettry Eknni Hldia! EapersorD Heleni FaErfsrocfi: Kat&Wn 'FuIEer Esfe Graber Dorothy TTaFrni Vibfet HagHtrom Jnacita Harre£E ""7 Edyt&e Harris Kotfij EErnx Eat&arya EEornBegfe ^rirgj-nfa Hufee Lo% Joyner H Bsbtoe Eerr EZbrae hgpp Edna Eiin&art AEce McLeaii! ®ope McPhersoni Winifred! Meddrns Jaag' Millier- JIargarett Monlkter' MSdredi McrGrMar Genewresre Mnssem Dorcthy Kefijora Dtorot&ea JTiidftofc Harriet ^fcfiolsom Paitricfeu Pijfee T&e fihanciier' "'gripes''" Because &is iiiconie-tax exceeds Bis income—and! Jio&nny is just as onftappy Because Saturdiay Brings bathrfii:glit just as ih- variiaBIy as iit Brings EEop-a-Ibng: Cas- aiidy or Bhcfc Jones for- the iSaturday afternoon tAriler. An. appalling: percent of t&e "poor unfbrtunates',:—t&e "married! martyrs,, !as iit were-—think fongingiy and! apeak Iengt&ily of t&e joys of single BEesaeti- nessr w&£[e some of t&ose w&o> are definitely iBEessed! wft& singleness are griped' to deatfe a'&out it!! ! A collidse campus is pro&a&Iy t&e |&est "gripe-growing"' environment dis- j covered! so? faril Usually when t&ere lare t&ree people talking: together you lean almost Be sure a hiigger and! Better' i"'gri:pe v a&out something & Being: de- 1 velbpedl. T&ey gripe about the food , at&ougfc it. fairly crawls wit& vitamins |—they worry a&out too mucfc social! Efe or- t&e lack of it—tfiey fuss a&out assignments^ then proceed! to prepare tftem) as perfectly as possible—and one ever gains to know how to? dis- tiiiguisfti tfie gaodl feonn t&e BaxE wfiem be is exposed! to a number of secomf- After' t&e' student assembLy tfiis| | morning,. E got am EZst iliitELT new J. = slant 0111 the- comrauiiity concert series I 5 'question .. Bat ftereafter . E have no'! | sympathies wiiatsoever' witlx tlie howi.1- | ling: jac&aTs in t&e sc&ool—these1 forms of beings: w&o sometimes attend! a con- Icert and! then: go out and! shout ai&out at. T&en. when we have a chance to 'get together' and! talk it over- sanely,, jw&at happens?: lExactly four- people get up' and! express themselves—and! w&at, db the- otfiers db? Sit and! giig- gfe-!! E give up! Frills and Foibles WMB-STERTS 1 Quality Foods | Lunciies - Dinners. £ Confections § QI.M.iiium..,.«.„.»„» Ostrander Drug: Co. STATTONERT SPECIAL. 75 Sheets afli Envelopes £9c v B I « miimniiHiiiNii "13 i&ave sprung: fort&v so E can expostu­ late (iE know t&at isn't t&e correct usage . But it does sound! efegant-lika) orr the gleriies of wiiui,. and! tulips,, and! sunshine , and! sunburn,, and! stuff. * * * We saw Virginiia Ashim t&e latter part of t&e week sporting either a choice Bit of sunburn or' a pespetual! Blush:—can't decide which it was,. But ta complement it,, she wore a very at­ tractive' silk Eiien! with: a colorful Beach, motif print against white- Back­ ground'.. - .. .. And: did! you see t&e at- feSTi^ni tfe !gaiet&t&-?V^ir a&fttwaist wind! cam Be depended! upon to- come up and! fiirmsfic an: excellent excuse for- a gripe that iis unardinous.. Et seems- that nowadays one isnft welE-dressed! wit&out a chip on) one's s&ouMer- and it may Be that soon someone wiHl startle the- world! with, a special! streamlined! one for- Sundays land! celebrations- Chips on some' shoulders have Been tliere- so long: that they are partially petriifiiiedi and! s&ouldl •make exceEbnfc fbssfDai. We often! hear' of the person who: dress which. Virginia Day wore recent­ ly? Ta relieve t&e severity of iis E'nesr Virginia wore a tiny nosegay of roses at the neck- To1 celebrate t&e arrival of warm (' ?.')) weather,, all! the gaTs in school! are | sporting: new Blouses or- sweaters,, and! i there are certainly some- novell ideas ! Being: shown this spring- Dorothy jKee Nicholson has Been wearing: some- | thing- (Efferent in tlie Beer- Jacket line it'k. taav white,, and! yellow with huge loses his grrp^—but ' there are very bra fc PaEm tI'ee:l 6^^ an^ wiuch. few of us w&Oi ever- Ibse our- "'gripe!?"" C(MPS DISCUSSED WeEOr another- week rolls around!,, I'wand'erihg: around over a white haclb- andi thank goodness t&e new cottons !Sic°untf.. - - - Jean Morgan most Be I planning to ' do advertising: work some :day- Anyway,, she's gettrng- a start inn that directibn By wearing- a white crepe blouse with red" . Blue , green: and! : Black print advertising the World's Fair.' for' I939-. Nice work if you: can get it,. Jean- - - - Mary Grassland: wore a gnod-Ibolcing- shirt of India print with a feown skirt and! Brown and white spectator pumps .. - - Pretty smooth . 'Mary.. - - - Jean Johnson: has a smart new Blue and! white striped BIbuse which Boasts a wide Band of elastic: around! the Bottom.. We don't know w&at kind of material! it is,. But it surely is purty!!!! *• *- * Looking' around the library,, the most conspicuous- sight to greet our eyes seems to- Be sunBumed noses,, which: Bring- up? memories- of the- Science 2! classes'' field trip , which Brings: to- mind! picnic clothes.. (Pause- LEOI-' a dieepi Breath wiitli. which to carry onu)i Anyway,, until too much picnic Lunch had Been consumed (ihsid'e and out)) there were some good-Ioolang1 outfits- Kathleen Fuller wore some powerfully cut navy Blue overalls and! a white shirt .. , .. Some of t&e girls wore slacks and some wore knickers and1 Boots,. But By t&e end of the day they all looked the same—a mess!! But it was fare,, and we're for' more of 'ercu. GREEN LAND | FOtUTTAEN: | | SERVICE | fe.M»ll«M.t..MM»W.HroMW«»M»MIHIimmlMIM«Mlw« ^ «• match! D'orothy^s BDack akirt- - - - Pan- i B'ne Terry lias a clever navy and! white print shirt with rows of stitching: around the waist.. Et has navy leaves 'PfesdiB^ioni Ethel iEefll Mary Jane Rote FauEne Ryan: Melleni SaBCacki Gertrude Sc&weingrufiaor 'Many ScBBaM Mona SnSihi Marfe Steefe ABSce Joyce Stoves Bernice Tanning: Treima "Vice p EEzahetli! Woods Martha WMttafce*' Witma ZimSd eman The accotnpardats are Siaanj Eihby and fane Zamzow. ilix Fri'dayr May 2T—AII-schooE play. Saturday,.'Hay 28-—Fro ah frolic. Monday,. Hay 30—Holiday- Thursday, June 2,. or Friday,. June 3- —AEB-schooE picnic. June- 5—Baccalaureate. June S—Commencement. (CWnrfnugJ feam Fixsc Page States have risen and failed many .times. Cooperatives: must Be started and rum By the- people,. who are using 9t AdjuHtments are more easily made after they are started- The first per­ manent cooperative was started in the- United! States- By a '.group of Finnish people in Wisconsin and Minnesota in I9G6L Rs Seattlie a few mem Began: a co­ operative system, a few years ago. T&ey started by seEEn® things to themseSves and finally set up one snail! store . Today they have six stores and their- Business is increasing: f 10001 a month. A group) of students at the Universi­ ty of Waahiragton have adapted t&e cooperative to their own use. In I93R Wait Honderiicfc rented a house for 2T men. and started their own coopera­ tive. This' small unit, grew until at present there are seven houses- Ta BeEong: to this group: a student Burys $15 worth) of stocky which must jhe left in for- four yeai3- The stu­ dents elect their hoard of nine mem­ bers-. who» hire t&e staff- The students | handle $60^000' a year hi their- co­ operative, This last year the Board! was Boosted! from ,$6TT to- $SQi a quarter. TMs tends to keep out students- who are merely interested in saving: ex­ penses. The student cooperative movement at the University i» expanding gradu­ ally and Buyihigr t&eir own property. This cooperative system) is becoming: more and moi*e recognized as a sound economic: measure as shown. 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Proves' Too* =*-• lit seems that Vic CarpraC off Cheney has beeni going great gun® Sm the trade: events' so far this quarter.. Hast weefe fir th© rrrter-crass*- meet at Cheney ¥rc garnered! four firsts^, each) &a impressive timet. He toofe the THJOtyaardl das& in. 919) seconds- : the 2201 in 21.8- seconds (two-tenths- over the conference recordi)) ? the MQ) fin SL2 seconds : andi the low lturdles fin 25\&. Eacfo of these times- is- better' than: any Ellensburg: mam Eras rlbiie to date.-—Kut it seems that CToach Greorge Mlabee- has an) se&- 2®$ sfeew®. iii) the persore off Oere Famris. the1 Eanfcy field! esrent mam. IT© date,. Farrfe Bbs® gamared 231 point.^ ire the- first meet off the seasore,. fras flipped the discus so fiaar that it haa^ tere necessary to- employ a discus relay teami to isendl the pfebter &acfe to Meat 2?bw this- m neww:: Ferris' pofe^vaulted to the dfezy height off I® feet © inches,. last weefc. lit has beere ruimored that Coach. IMabee has ordered, a parachute for the fellow to wear ore his: trips ihto the stratosphere.. * # & * TFhe golf team has beere aoirtjr some extensile practice icq , the past weefc. The baJl-chasiirgr Wilifeats are seriously prfmfiig' t&®r heavy artrlTery and are sighting it ore the bfg mafo'fri Qf the yeaar..' The- Trfi-NbrmaL * * * * Kest Saturday the cinder squad! journeys to) Cheney to do' ^ the Savages.. Im their own backyard the Mans wiffi be hard to' beat,, but with a few hicfty breaks the WiM- eats hope to) returre to our fair campus witft a few scalps.. Coach) George Mabee is taking a fburteere-mare isquad,. to be composed off the mere who make the beat nnpreaasons fin the (asmmg time trials this weelc.. Coach: "Red?'' Eeese,, the Cheney raeafeir^ has agreed to) enter only fourteen off his men in the TreeetL This meet should: prow to be interesting,, with two esenly-naateiied squads doing their 6est to outt-do each other. Tlie Wildcat net: squad! met disaster-1 last weekend: on) a south era: jauntt tlh-u UTiper Oregnni. TTiey^ met Reedl CbU'ege' pin Triursd'ay andi lost (5-E. Einfiel'di also' toolc tlie' Cats- into' camp on Fin- day. andi Saturday to the tune of 6-f,. 6»H. Hbwewei ,. let's not blame- our Boys- too' much because- tliey haven't had: I nearly the- practice the- otlieir teams-1 have- Had: as yet,. Tru spite of thii? fact j the. net squad has: put up- some very good Battles^ as you: will! see when you read) die- scores-.. The- biggest percenv tase of the matches- went to' three- 'sets- . Two- weeks or even: one will] .nrafire- a- lot of difference- irr pre'-seasom practice.. Her& are- tire- scores- matchi By match: with Reed: College:: '5Iaccoz.yr (®)i Beat Stephens (•!£)• 6-2 , SIbore- ((K)i Beat Thompson. (£)• Q-4',. 6-Ip B'assett ((E)i .Beat. Caw: (E 6-1!,- 6-3 : STortoii: ('K)» Beat Angelihe ( E) 6-2j- ^-6'j. 6^'». and: Lewis-' (K)1 beat Taylor' ((E)i 8-3i- 6-2 iii the- singles.. In: che d'oubres M&ccozy and! Sfoore (K)' Beat Stevens and: Tliompson (E) 8-6j, 6^. and: G'arr- and! jSngelir.e ( S)- won: over' SDorton': and Bassett (Hi) for- our only victory of the- day:. The- score of the- last match) was: T-oi. o--Tr IQ-3.. E^irlky's matchey at Eihfielift: Bfea^li j('IL)i Beat: Stephens (£E)t 6^. 1-6], 6^t : KoBBins Beat Cariv ff-O], 6-Gy Tliompson) peat- Gtistaxsorc ff-2^ 4^6 . 6W Stoyftar :Beat ifcirgrfihe 6-2^: Breeding: •Beat Tayior 6-1,. 7^9',. 6^21. K» tlie dbu'- jbfes- Beall and! Htendri'x: Beat Stevens and': Tliompson: T~5 and- Aingeline: |airdi Taylor- lost to Baiter andi By lire,. jff-3-, 6-4 . Ex doubles:: EhBbihs: and®. S'ustafson: Beat Stephens andi Thompson) 6'-I,. 6-2^: CTarr and: Taylor Beat BiUcer andi Dylre,. XG-R,. 6-4i. Saturday at Eihfiel'd in singles:: Biealll Beat Stephens 5-%. 6-2,. 6-0 : Rob- Bins Beat Carr 6-1,. 6-4 : Giistafaon) Seat Thompson: 6-3,. 6-3 : Strykrer Beat An- •geliiifr a-T, 9-T,. 6-1 : Hendrix: Beat Tay­ lor 2-6y 6-0,. 6-4.. a., mi. at the local! links . (Thiif date' i.sn'b set as yet,, so- watch) your own. spoi:tsheet for- any change- of date:.)i This- year- it will! Be- as tolo —iii) ot^ier words,, the young 'iadiesF have- their pick- of the- crop - This- year,, since an: award! is given: to the winners and": also to- the- booby prize winners, a: handicap system) has been woi'kedi out in which) the girls- who: have: payed' or shoot in tBe 60s or better for nine holes cannot play with: a. varsity player,, or any player wlio shoots in: the 40s or lower- Tire varsity golfers have- listed: the .five- following girls who fall: under the above category : Joan: Sanders,, 3fary Webster . Dorothy Hurt,. Elhise Seigle,. andi '3Iary Eilliburg . They must ask: a. boy who shoots above the 40'Brackets . The- entrance fee is: tlie same as- last spring . 2^c,.But here's tlie difference— tlie- gals fork: thru . The- Boys- furnish: all! the- golf Balls,, etc . itiGra Muggiiis-. manager of t&e H. 01 Ol. F.. baseball} team!,. Iiia- sqiiad will pFiay tlieii" fnrst frorae game ok May I,. tMs: Gonrnrg: SuneOay.. We are giving space for' tMs-" article- because tlie majori­ ty of tEre players are €1. W.. E.. atMetes-.. Since we have no baseball club fn our' sclxoor,. we feel we^ s&ouMi support t&ese feli- TWO BALL FOURSOMES CRIER MEETINGS Thursday and Monday at 4 o'clock | It's: tierer at last,, the Biggest and : funniest event of the: spring- quarter,, the mixed: two-ball, foursomes for Bet­ ty (Toed and! Joe- College.. This hilari­ ous event- will: 'Be- held! May % at 9 The- spectacular event is- an IS-Hole Cliib) course:. The) men) tee- off first on) gin'htf around! tlie- EU'ensburg Country the- initial! tee , andi from) then on) the two partners alternate- on every shot,, andi every following: tee - Rules will! Be posted! oil) the Bulletin) Board,, and' out at tlie- course- later.. Tlii's year, written invitations- will! be sent out to about1, eight faculty members- to- make- the fuii: even) greater' than) last year-—and: that was fun. enough . Good! and": bad! players1 bat around: andi the comment after- tlie thing: is= over' isj, "Bby,. what fun!."' Faculty members will! not be able- to win. the prizes-—just the stu- dents may shoot for the- awards-.. The partners' ih) the twoJball! foursome for tlie-- faculty will! Be as follows-—if we can) get them. : Mrs- . MeCbnnell! and! Mr.. -Nicholson : Mrs.. SHcHoIsoik andi Mr . Gourson-p Miss Bebeler- andi Dc:. Mc- CTonnelli. Also others that we- have- missedi iii- tlii's: column . RfememBei -—the: affair comes- off May 7th,. so get your- partners and: a varsity man) will Be looking you up , so'1 that they can) get a list of entries.. Get j ih the swing: of the thing , and: d'on.'t let | your- game- get you) down.. We invite I you to: have some real! fun.. And if you: are disappointed! your money will! Be refunded,. But we are sure that will not happen.. Get your partners gals and .30 out and! swing.. Remember, the early Bird! always gets the- Best worms,, so don't wait any longer.. Don't miss next week's Crier for full! details of the two-ball! foursome . Watcfir. for it,, and! remember it is a tolo- this year and! anyone is eligible to play as long- as they are students' of this institution^ I.. 0s.. 01 F.. team will take on. tlie Wapato1 Kip- pons:r a. clu b , in Tlie cont at tlte- jTinfom Eegrorc B'alli F'srk at pi. mi. nest Stmday.. Ji f JL weelc ago Tuesday the Yakima Jaycees met Ellensburg here on: the local! courts and! suffered defeat to the tune- of 6 to 0 - 'All! tlie boys played! good! tennis.. Tommy Stephens- played! his: usual! fast smart game- and: Thomp­ son seemed! to have- snapped: out of his1 losiiig: strealh. Scores were:: Ramsey (Y) ,. Eblpfc (iE))—6-2 . 4^-6] 6-2.. Stephens (E!)1,. ChamSerlaiiu (Y)1— 6-3,. 6-2.. Thompson: (E) . Kozariclfc (Y)-—6-1, 6-3 . Carr (iE),. VanAmBurgr (Y)—6-3, Tliompson , Stephens (E.)Chamber­ lain (Y),, Rozaricli: ( Y)—3-6, 6-1,. 6^4- Angelihe (E) ,. Taylor (E) : :Ramsey (Y) ,. VanAmburg (Y) —6-4,. 6-2.. The tennis and! golf squads journey to Gonzaga- this Friday.. The track: squad! will! follow them on1 Saturday.. ILet'g wish) them lots of luck . Flash!!!!!! It seems that Arlem Eatfi- iney has ai weakness' for alii women:-— with: a.car:. Well! VSa are nice . Donilj we: all?.' j -Jf' iff •:*' Eassoie and: Palo: tell! us- that Ka— mora: is putting: iiu Blii» ligiits? ihi t3it» • East room . Aihifc it wdhd'erfull!!!!! j it * :!- I Bby meets girt—What girl! diffl. ?buld meet Saturday night—What fgirl! did Gould: see Sunday morning— :What girl: did! Gould! eat fffe witlb Siur-- !da.y." afternoon—What girli didi Gbuldl Sunday night ?. :|t* ifr We- hear- tliat Ted: Eundl Bass ax new "g:irl! friend^—W& dbn'fc. Ioidw why w® db thisi- Oh) Boy!! Oli) Boyl: (51xiBoy!! ijrc :t" & rfs: ax good! thing tlrafc the- TJEN393® TEAiMJ travels once- ihi ai while , as: it gives EounaBerry a chance . Hfe need® it.- r' * *•- XoBnieee- walks around',, his- feet are on- the ground' . 0ft) why is tiie- sfiore so'near tlie* ocean ?! * *• 4e Arnier Ga-Brielson . That Knhce: off Hosts,, entertained! in. true-fashion) aver the weekend!—You Snow—ai girE friend's Boy-friend'.. sir- -jtr Where- was- Sutton: wheni tfe ligftfe went out?/ Ei Kamola— •P *• Jfr Dont' ask: why But just call! Glens Hartman- Toodles ?!!!?: nA« [ The Cat golfers maintained theii* ! undefeated recoi'd ot£' this year- by • overcoming the local EUensburg dnfc. Cappa again, came throughc withi a: sparkling- win . Glennt Correa aIso ! played! a nice game . BotTi Boss de­ feated their men 3 to* 0 The scores were as follows:. Wildcats—Cappa 3,, Dickson: Correa- 3, G-.. Fitterer I%- EllensBurg Williimig: flj Bifdffiisnyr. 2%, Shaw 0,, Ostrander 1!%.. A peculiar thiitg: about tlie was that Cappa, Dickson: and! iZatB&v,. all! of the Wildcat squad^.and Binftiipmm of the town, club , all! shot 76s.. TBe) total score was Wildcats. 8j. Ellens^- burg 4r.. BOOK DEPARTMENT SWIDTIIH By Carfefeini B'eafe Rfcvifewedi By Dbnottlty Fraillsy WiMb our- thougBts now focusedl oir. Europe . it is easy to fail! to notice- con- temporary events iiu our own heniis- pftere . Yet tire- countries: south', of the- Rib) Grande- River,, ('.ollectiv-ely known) as ILatih) America^, will! not stay unno­ ticed!. W one reads any large daily newspaper or one of the- monthly na­ tional! magazines , he is certain) to see some1 articles aBout Mexico's future policy with) regard! to' the seizure of RfoifciHfti and! American oil lands, di'cta touships in. these countries,, or the vast potential resources of these lands.. Ih) short,, we cannot overlook: these coun­ tries of which we kn ow so little- Like- Bongf-resident but unknown next-door nei'ghBors who have just achieved no­ toriety,, we want to get acquainted! with) them . Fearless Gbserverg Carleton: Beals is a carefiil! serious observer of men and governments who has: spent many years in Latin Amer­ ica: and! has written: several! Boolcs.. A citizen: of our country, he is yet an impartial observer wherever our re- Ihtians with these nations are con­ cerned.. In America South he pre­ sents ax critical! analysis of the histori­ cal! background conquest, Spanish rule , fight for .political! freedom,, and struggle for economic independence of Eatiii! Ainerica.. Using history as a Baais:r he attempte to prophesy the fu­ ture of the lands to the south of us. He' w ax recognized authority on Latin American pro'bliams and has a shrewd insight into the motives behind! men's actions-. The book: is not a history for endbctrihated patriots who are blind! to, the evils of our foreign policy, for fir is „ on occasion^ filled with: Bluntly disturbing truths,, (but it is a stimulant for- the inquiring student of world! af­ fairs.. Although: bis facts seems welE t I authcnii cstftdj. oftsnj lig- wi ites feau— jllsssly,. startihgly,, scathingly,, of our jnatjon's refatibns: withi Latin: America . :I quote at random:: "'American: ihitv- atisre,. anibitibn,, greed , science and in­ dustry have- Been: constant factors- ih) the development and! often the harass­ ment,. of our' southern neighbors.- Without certain raw materials found! mostly ih: Latin America,, the whole structure of American industrialism would: toppla to: the- ground . Latin America i's: not likely on the whole- to ,remain) much, longer ax fertile- ground! for exploitation By the grab and! carry foreigner ."' History of Latin: America After a 'Brief introductory portion,. Beals deal's with the first Americans,, tire Mayas,. Ihcas . and! Aztecs,. who may have comer across the Bering- Strait from: Asia to build , at about the- time Roman civilization was at its zenithr one of the greatest civiliza­ tions the wojdd has ever known.. The •lncas were: superior- road! builders.- "The Inca state rapidly rose to a per­ fected' socialization enjoyed! by few human aggregations—a vast rural! communism coupled with ax species of social! insurance which prevented un­ employment and! material misery." The 'Mayash: surpassed all! others in. mathe­ matics,. astronomy,, and! precise and applied science.. With the Spanish^ conquest these peoples became slaves, were forced to part with- their ma­ terial! culture^ and! their civilization perished with them. Yet "wherever one goes in Latin America,, these pre- Hispanic peoples provide a cultural and economic factor,, which gradually emerging into the light of political consciousness, eventually,, in large part,, will shape institutions and! cus­ toms and the future life of the New World'.."' Spanish: Conquest The author wisely conclud&s. his nar­ ration of the cruelty andi peculiar- com­ binations of id'ealiisms andi v&es> of the Spanish) conquerors,, their treatment of tlie- na/fcives,. and the romance of dis­ covery with the observation "The fact is that conquest cannot be conducted! anywhere without terrorism !'' "After the conquest,, intellectual isolation: and! relative stagnation, were paralleled in tire economic and. political field! by rigid caste lines."' The- Spaniards: Brought a new language , their- oppres­ sion. and! feudalism , institutions of Church,, State,, and: 'Law , architecture of Spain,, new- metals andi animals,. 110- taBEy the horse,, plants of their' con­ tinent,. clothing , printing presses,, gun­ powder- and many dreadi diseases.. As early as laOl,. Negroes were Brought fi-onx Africa to replace the cruelly treated' Indian, slaves.. "Today iii: Latin America,, people with: Negro blood! are .more numerous than pure whites and! number almost as many as Indians and mestizos- The Negroes,- as a pure race or mixed with: other races,, are an economic and cultured! force that most Hispanic writers ignore,, one group •because strongly partisan of Spanish, culture : another, because sentimental! about the Indian.:' Bolivia tlie Liberator Spain's hold on the Latin American countries was permanently 'broken, by Bolivar, "tlie George Washington: of iSfeuth America" at the battle of Bo- yacay in Venezuela, on August %,• 1819. Beals believes that the Basic conflict, the key to the cultural, racial,, and so­ cial struggles of Latin America,. is the xesult of the feuds Between upper- class cliques conducted Behind, the scenes. Some of the problems which Latin America as a unit faces include the struggle for land, popular educa l Next the author considers the major nations of Latin America,, beginning with: Argentina,, often termed! "the United States of South: America,?'' Brazil!,, with: tliree-fburths of its arable land owned by one-fifth, of one percent of the population,. Chile,. Peru,, and! Puerto Rico,. "Uncle Sam's second! largest sweat shop "' In considering the issue of the- pre­ dominance of the Catholic- religion: in Latin America,, and! its past relations: to the government,, Beals finds church) control to be linked with- high) percen­ tage of illiteracy among-the natives . And! liere is a thought for econo­ mists.-: "With over sixty Billions of in­ vested! North American, capital,, audi a vast amount of British: capital,. Latin America has held! off its foreign credi­ tors with new nationalistic, protective- lamps.—pitchfork legislation.. It i's: in­ sisting upon utilizing" in new ways for the Benefit of its own people- Mo­ mentous changes are accurringr in tlie' lands to the south, of us."' Question of Dictatorships With the eventS of the past few weeks,. the chapters on .Mexico are particularly timely.. I quote Briefly:::: "Excluding the tliirty-fbur-year rule •of Diaz,, in sixty-four years there have been seventy changes in dictatorship." Beals explains the rascality of Diaz, and! his traitorous acts,, as contrasted with the nobility of Cardenas,, tlie present ruler. "Whatever the final! outcome, Mexico more than any other Latin-American country,, is attempt­ ing to found a nation Based! on eco­ nomic freedom for workers and peas­ ants through semi-communal land- tion, political rights' and true democ- i holding co-operative enterprise and ers,. especially of BFaya d'e la. Torre , founder of the powerful! Aprai move­ ment,, Mexico's Six-Year Plan , and! ax hopeful note for the future . "In the long. run,. Latin America is probably destined! to Become not so: much: a field", for' American exploitation and initi­ ative as an. independent world comple­ mentary to our own . These two worlds should! be- mutually stimulating." A-meri:cai South: should! make a real! contribution to our' understanding and appreciation: of our southern: neigh­ bors,- and! show us a vision, of the fu­ ture possibilities of these nations- HAMILTON FISH AND! THE! DflSrEtt HISTORY" OF THE: GKA5PF ADMENISTRATION- By Allan. Nevih: Eteviewed: by Mary Ozbolfe racy,- local autonomy,, national! and economic independence,, rise of special! racial classes, curtailment of the feu­ dal! privileges of the church,, rise of organized labor movement,, andi the liberation of' wmnem. Beals: discusses' militarism,, both., ancient- and! modern1,, iii: the same bold manner he used for tlie Spanish- conquerors.- gradual! collectivization,, banking for the people instead of speculators,, a great new experiment in education: and democracy." Strikes Hopeful! Note En this rather exhaustive treatment of Latin America one may find chap­ ters: dealing with, the new position of women there , the rise of student 1'ead- I Jbhtu B'assett Moore , who wrote the introduction to- Allan Nevih/s book,, "Hamilton Fish?'' said that had: he written the life of Hamilton Fish) lie- I would! have put in the preface,, these j words,, once uttered by an anciient j writer,. "The words of wise men are heard! in quiet more than the cry of him that rulieth among fools." Some­ how after i*eading this book one real­ izes that this statement so adequately serves as a condensed commentary on: Hamilton Fish's career that one un­ consciously remembers him when, it is brought to mind- Secretary of State This book is the first real effort to treat the achievements: of one of the ablest of our Secretaries of States His work was done under the most trying period: and during one of the most cor­ rupt administrations : yet he saved! the administration ifrom total disgrace- It seems strange that since he was such a strong, and! able leader,, he is so little- knoiwn: or heard! of.. Nevihs s-ays: that •it is because of a lack of ax biography and! Because- his diary waff one- of ax chronicle) of events of tfte? Grant Af- mihistratibn) rather thair ax story of himself There is no doubt thot!BEa2i&- iiton Fish's diary served of real! value as an. unprejudiced and objective his­ tory of the Grant Administration.. This diary is an elaborate one whicli- comes as a surprise to one when he- realizes all! the work and care: that Hamilton Fish had. connected withi his office and: of the evident little: time he should' have had under the- circum­ stances to write such a- complete- diary- Light on American History Allan Nevihs contends that this "presentation of so full! a- reconstruc­ tion of American: History—I869f-I8?J!7?" •is-- made- possiblie: only by the- richness and scope of Hamilton iFishfs papers iandi diary.. The new lights thrown: on) jni'eu! in politics of this period^, ax de- scription of Grant's presidential! ca­ reer by one who knew hint profession­ ally better than most,, and the- daily events of the administration owe their historical treatments' to Fish?s diary — from which Nevihs got most of! his? material to write this volume- There could not have been a better source from which to secure the inner history of the Grant Administration: because Fish was in office the entire length: of Grant's two terms, was a critical and objective observer, and recorded without prejudice his views and! the- events.. Nevins chose wisely from: Fish's papers and diary that material! which would make one volume in­ teresting,. general, and worthy- That he has achieved this there can': be no doubt.. He might have doubled the length of his volume by including more foreign affairs and policies, but he wisely intended his book for the ordinary student,, not specialists,, therefore he excluded much of" the history of America's foreign affairs and problems except that concerning: relations with England - Spain , and the- Caribbean countries, for as, he says , (Continued! on1 Last Page)} the: ©Bums art (Continued from Page 3) "While I have endeavored to present a general history of our foreign rela­ tions as Fish conducted them, I have not attempted to make the record ex­ haustive and exhausting." Two Objectives As the title suggests, Nevins lias two objects in writing the book—one tier present the life of Hamilton Fish and! tlie other to unveil the inner his­ tory- exf: the Grant Administration. Apart from the first few chapters on Fish's early life and the concluding chapter on his later years, the book deals-with two separate yet related di­ visions.-. In the first, because the A American foreign relations were so acute,, confused, and-, threatening Nevins presents Fish's policies and attempts to keep peace when, perhaps ai less- resolute man might, have in­ volved! the nation in. a.-. war-. This di— visionus-treated completely with gen- erous excerpts from Fish's- diary. The secondi division concerns- the period when- our foreign relations- were rela tively-quiet and: Fish hadi to pay more audi more attention to the domestic af­ fairs. - Grant's administration was one off such corrupt dealings^ in: both the political" and commercial, world! that Fish ,as- Secretary of State never, had: a?, moment that he was- not obliged: to "straighten out" Grant on a few poli­ cies-that the President iiisisted: upon.. Grant's apparent naive innocence of tliese corrupt activities, his rashness, and'evident carelessness and forgetful- ness-wcre points of constant hritation to the Secretary who was himself, quiet, deliberate, methodical, and sin­ cere.. Time and again Fish threatened to: resign and Grant, must be given credit for refusing: the resignation: once.' and: "giving, in"' to Fish on the other, occasions Based on Diar.y. As=menti6ned:beforei.Nevih's choice of wKafcto include in:this volume from Eish'si papers and": diary was- very. goodS. He only selected- a few in: the- foreign relations divisions*. gave a: complete- and: comprehensive study.' of. them , and: left one with: a: feelingr of having-read:something:profitable . In: ithe? other division which: was more- inv- teresting to me,. Nevins- discusses- Briefly the vai-ious dealings character­ istic. of that administration—but: aF- tlioughi Brief there is1 a. certain: eonv- densing: off material: that Nevins- seems tb»be-able to do which:leaves-one:with: little* or no doubt: concerning? the1situ­ ation . Aside from, the real' value: o£ the Books5 as perhaps- the finest: single volume on Hamilton: Fish andi the Granfe AdministaationjE would: add'that the? book: also has- a definite- value- be­ cause' of its= frequent quotations- from Fishis- diary , letters- . and: papers . Much: can: be? obtained: as to the chai*acter of. as man: by his- writings' and: written thoughts , and: although: Nevins- gives one- ai character portrait of. Fish,, to tbe aBle: t» read: parts- off his- diary lends to a: deeper appreciation: of the man.. First. Book: of It's Kind! As the first book of its kind on Hamilton Fish and the Grant Admin­ istration it has the advantage of not being: a stereotyped biography of a Secretary of State, nor a detailed, , ex­ haustive history- of the Grant Admin­ istration, nor just a collection of Fish's papers and diary. It is rather an interesting, biography of an inter­ esting man and an informal historical and political progression of the out­ standing events of the Grant Admin­ istration which marked it written, in the fine way Nevins has of -writing and. made all the more interesting here and there with direct quotations. It is a book I would willingly recommend to anyone interested in American His­ tory with the suggestion that iff read quite thoroughly it becomes more ap­ preciable. GOMmNEEYT CONCERT Yesterday and: Today (Continued from Page 1) have high standards of. living . read Sadie Thompson: or SRain—the saime play—&: it's in the library.. * * * So thus,. Easter is passed: for an­ other year, and spring here actually. 'Easter season went out with house­ wives shining up their 1847 Rogers Brothers and carefully packing chests away until some time when. 'Far outdoing the Easter lunches and dinners were the breakfasts. As fresh as the early dawn with dew still on the grass, oblique patterns of sunlight on the walk, flowers unfolding, the main theme off the day made apropos the breakfasting on the 17th of April. Such: breakfasts are lovely af­ fairs STAGEDQOR SCIENCE TRIP (Continued! from: nage: 1,)} tion: on: .the campus . Nick: Dierihger,, member, of the? Student. (Council} , at-- a rather, garbled: account of his- own preference in: the- matter, of enter­ tainment . Mr.. Dierihger,. seemingly,- is- against, the* whole1 idea.. Dickson OomesThiaugh: Eddie- Dickson . member, of the golf: team .rose .and:in:the.- shortest speech off the morning: said: the most, "You've got a batting- average off two out of: three.*. What are you yelling:about?" When asked: latei- to explain more fully the cryptic remark, Dickson said, "Olheim and Evans- outweigh Tamara and Fowler, don't they ?. You can't be right all' the time." Kenny Meeks Student. 'Council' member,, also spoke for the Series-.. Summary. Summary- of tlie1 assembly: . It has been: decidedi that the Student. Body give1fourhundredififty-dollars- to • the Community.- Concerts (Series. There Willi be* two • students- on the committee which: chooses the programs . The committee willf have learned! from: this5 year.- what to? avoid: next: year.. NOTICE Tlie1 assembly- for." the nomination: ' off Student. Body- Officers willl Be5 | Keldi in: the forepart off May . Stu­ dents- wishing to: make*nominations , i please: look: up the standing of the* proposed! candidate to make: certain: off his- orher eligibility.. FLEMING BYARSi Associated: Student President.. ((Gontinuedf from Page One)1 heroine: must be beautiful must: start: the? flow, off a. few tears,. andi then. re­ ceive'lier/just. dues . i Jean. is-.the dazzling: blondl that: is- ai part: otff every- girl's- group . She? is- the "apple-polisher." that, is- so familiar to us on i tliis campus . No groups is complete without a cynic Judithsmore than:fills this-role. But. as? in: most cases , "underneath, the? rough: exiteridiv beats- a. heart: of gold "" Despite? tthe? thrills and glamour, of: a: chorus5 life, some prefer, the simple, .family life of Podimk. Louise sacrifices5 her.- career* for. love . Of: course,, her* sacrifice didn't cause* the theatre to fold" up in despair over its5 loss-.. .Sam: Hastings is- a young: Texan, actor who came to New York with a. stock . Of course once in. a. while we wonder what kind of a: stock: company he* came with . but he? is5 a: good! lover, for. our.-little'Southern: girl} .Bobbie.. (Continued from page 1) From the top of Eagle Rock, our next stop, one could see Steamboat Rock and a chain of lakes. Standing on top of the rock and surrounded by cliffs, which blotted out the highway, we forgot the present for the time and thought of the past and the life that went on there. At the comple­ tion of the dam this land will be under water and Steamboat: Rock, but an is­ land. Arriving at: Grand Coulee Dam at 11:30, we had: our.-first: view of this great project.. But before we could cope with: such: a: vast undertaking as the complete construction of the dam, we felt that: our appetites need be ap­ peased.. So the capitalists with their 8f, cents adjourned to the mess hall. After cream soup, vegetable salad, pickled beets, buttered asparagus, creamed cauliflower, mashed potatoes, gravy, sage dressing, fried chicken, olives and celery, lime jello with and: milk, we felt that our strength had been revived enough to undertake any problem that presented itself. The Grand Coulee Dam is the most massive man-made structure in the world. It: will be three times trigger than the largest Egyptian pyramid. The dam is second to 727-foot Boulder Dam in height, .but is two and.one-half times greater in volume.. It is a unit of: the Columbia Basin Reclamation Project,. under construction by United: •States Bureau of Reclamation, which will ultimately, irrigate 1,200,000 acres off land,, regulate the flow. of. the Co­ lumbia River,, and: develop* electrical power for. use on the project, and else­ where.. At each end:of: the dam there. will be a powerhouse and: at the1west: end: of the dam: a. pumping: plant . Bfehind.the dam: a: storage reservoir . 1511 miles loi^g and: extending.: to the Canadian border^ will be formed. 'From the West Vista'Point, where the government has a" service and in­ formation building, we were able to see the actual construction of the dam as well as accurate models of what has and will be done. When com­ pleted the dam will be 550 feet high and 3000 feet long at the ibase and 4300 feet at the crest.. Tlie water will 'be pumped to a reservoir, which is 280 feet above the dam, by ten igigantic pumps. At no time will this take more than one- tenth of the ready supply of water. The whole project is made possible by the fact that the source of the Co­ lumbia River is in the ice fields, so that the greatest flow is in July and August—just when it is needed for ir­ rigation—rather than in May and June, which is true of every other river in the United States. The power generated at the dam will be sold for a fraction of a cent per kilowatt hour and even then will pay for the entire cost of the dam within 50 years. The Ibase of the dam stands as much as 60 feet below the surface of the river. And at .present there is as much if not more concrete there as can be seen above the water. After the completion of the dam within the next four years, there will be a con­ tinuous crew of 750 men to keep it in proper working order. Never again will: we doubt the fact that once rhinocerous- roamed, this area. After roaming, across: Blue Lake and climbing, up 300 feet: in loose ba­ salt and.gravei which.hada:tendency to slide with: every step,, we: can: say that "seeing, is- believing " Homeward 'bound at. 6:30. . The peo­ ple in the back, off the bus5 greatly re­ sembled marathon dancers5 in: their, tenth week: off stiff: competition . The chronic eaters- (it: was* more-thanva: habit.by now),t were stillleatihg.^ Our sincere thanks to Katherine and: Virginia Beck, who really made it /the "End of a Perfect Day" with their, music. And to Mr. Beck goes: more thanks than we could ever express? for planning and providing so many ' varied experiences for. all concerned^. 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