Si , •-:"t -• V-"'" CAMPU CRIER : -~\Y- : CENTRAL WASHINGTON COLLEGE OF EDUCATION Vol. No. 14 Z 797 ELLEN3BURG, WASHINGTON, THURSDAY, JANUARY 11,1940 No. 10 SHAVIAN FARCE LIKED BY CROWD Randall Does Good Job Of Lion Taming The farce "Androcles and the -Lion" coming swiftly on the heels of the somewhat more solemn "Our Town," "which brought much praise to our dramatic department, was well re­ ceived here last Saturday. Showing their appreciation, the audience re­ sponded with much laughter and ap­ plause. The cast was one of outstanding ability with Charles Randall as Andro­ cles, the meek but honorable little tailor, convincingly portraying the part. Eugene Marx, as Ferrovius, the Cfciisitan with a temper, was outstand­ ing in his part. Megaera, nicely done by Arlene Hagstromf was also worthy of praise". This play, we realize, follows the outline of the old story of Androcles and the Lion" which is familiar to us all and which in the past, we read, heeding the moral of "Be kind to dumb animals," which reminds us that the lion portrayed by Nate Porter was a splendid piece of work and we are certain that that animal "wasn't so dumb." Adding to the superb action were the scenery and costumes both of which made the play more colorful and picturesque. We might add that another play, "Whistling in the Dark," will be pre­ sented next Friday, Jan. 12, at 8:00 in the auditorium. The theme of this play is to be the prohibition day gang­ ster-mystery-melodrama. WINTER QUARTER ENROLMENT GOES UP Dr. McConnell states that there has been a 10 percent increase in enrol­ ment over last winter quarter. 798 registration booklets have been turn­ ed in at the registrar's office. In ad­ dition to these there are 25 students taking classes in Yakima, thus mak- The Assembly hour next week, ing a total enrolment of 823 in resi- -January 15. at 10 o'clock, promises dence and in extension. 96 of the 798 grand entertainment, when Sidney X. were not here last quarter, although : Sl.urcliff presents his natural-color 60 of these have attended here before, | notion picture. Ski American First, therefore, there are 36 new students. | Mr. ShurclifFs film combines the igrandeur of mountain scenery with .spectacular skiing shots taken at fa- itiaifjl. I vl incus resorts from East to West. It shows New England in the grip of SKI SCENERY TO BE SEM IN FILM ASSEMBLY PROGRAM FEATURES ACTION NEW OFFICERS With new officers elected for "the Hainier.' winter quarter, the 70 men of Mun- • £nd the "'faster and funnier than ever" son Hall will continue their activity i exhibitions of Tuckerman Ravine, in program of the past term. Fay Sut- j New Hampshire, add variety to the ton was elected president in a ballot jshow. There will be shots of the 1939 ROSS WILL PLAN COLONIAL BALL Plans are being launched for the Colonial Ball, A. S. B. formal dance, to be held Saturday, Feb. 24, in con­ nection with the Washington's birth­ day observance. Frank Ross has been chosen general chairman of the event, because of the various other activities he has previously engineered. All ar­ rangements for the evening will be taken care of by him and his staff. At present three orchestras are being considered: Jimmy Crain's orchestra from the State University the Com­ modores. Seattle, and the ever-popular winter, Yosemite in its solemn splen- j-^ Newman group, also of Seattle. dor. and "zhe vast white hell of Mount! T",vo nu:ldrc'd coa?les are c'x^Ted The luxuries of Sun Yallev Ito att*nd tbis mz]e National, in which tne men will have the resoonsi- which saw the selection of Ray Bucsko, vice president Paul Schutt, secretary-treasurer Frank Ross, so­ cial commissioner, and Cleon MacCon- nell, sergeant-at-arms. This council will work with Mrs. Faye Maynard, housemother, in administration of regulations and social activities. Last quarter's calendar included two fire­ side parties and a Christmas social- gift exchange, besides numerous in­ formal gatherings. Under the direc­ tion of the new administration an im­ proved system of call-buzzers is being instituted to facilitate the paging of house-members. Arnold Carlson, Tom Bridges, Don Hamilton, Oliver Jeffords and Stub Rowley are the retiring officials. W.A.A. WILL GIVE PLAY NIGHT FOR GUESTS The first co-ed function for the W. A. A. will be a play night on January 19 when all college girls may invite a guest to share in the pleasures of one of those evenings that only girls have enjoyed heretofore. The gym will be turned into a menagerie for bipeds of all descriptions whether they desire exhilerating or quiet entertain­ ment. Other highlights among W. A. A. activities for this winter quarter will be a swimming party and the annual banquet. Political Chaos by ROBERG Olympic tryouts at Timberline Lodge, Mt. Hood, Oregon, of Mount Trem- fclant, the new "Sun Valley of Canada, of Suicide Six, the open slopes of Woodstock. Vermont, and the 1939 Rocky Mountain Championship Meet at Aspen, Colorado. Ski America First has received wide acclaim from the many groups before which it has been shown. The Na- DO YOU KNOW— The Allies sunk only five German submarines in 1914, 19 in 1915 and 22 in 1916. But during 1917 and up to November, 1918, they sent 132 of them to the bottom, or one every 120 hours. During those last two years, however, Germany was making them lit the rate of one every 90 hours, an astonishing production schedule for such a large and intricate piece of ma­ chinery. The North Sea mine barrage, the 6,000 square mile belt of destruction between Norway and Scotland which •bottled up the German Navy, consist­ ed of 71,000 mines, every one of which had been located and destroyed 12 months after the Armistice. =3 S * Prance has suggested to the League -of Nations that it is ready to co­ operate with all other powers to aid Tinland. Comes now a report that 10,000 French and also 10,000 British soldiers would be sent to the little country who is now struggling for her .freedom. It would seem, however, that any .-attempt on the part of the Allies to .aid Finland wold meet certain opposi­ tion from the Greater (Reich. If a sufficient number of troops were de­ tached to the northern Baltic state, Finland may become more important to it, from a war standpoint, than is the Western front. * # » Mexico still hears persistent re­ ports that the German freighters in its waters are preparing for a sudden dash to their home ports in Germany. Even with the knowledge that their fate may be similar to the Nazi liner Columbus, which was scuttled at sea when approached by a British de­ stroyer, they are preparing to leave port. A fast ship, cleverly commanded, at times may successfully penetrate the British blockade as was the case of - the 16,732-ton German liner St. Louis ^ ^ • i - i i i . — i .. i (Continued on Page 4) ANNOUNCE SCHEDULE FOR WINTER QUARTER A tentative schedule of weekend events was issued this week from the office of Dean of Women. There may be a few changes made in the schedule later but probably only a few as it was drawn up with careful considera­ tion of the people involved. This schedule is of weekend events only and does not include those af­ fairs which occur during the week or on Sunday. It is possible that the Winter Sports Picnic may be held February 18 and it is possible that the Messiah will be given either on Sunday or Monday, March 3 or 4. The Community Concert Series featuring Cassodo come January. 24. Weekend Events for the Winter Quarter, 1939-40 JANUARY Friday, Jan. 12, 8 p. m.—Play, "Whistling in the Dark." Auditorium. Saturday, Jan. 13, 9 p. m.—A. S. Dance. Old Gym. •Friday, Jan. 19, 8 p. m.—W. A. A. All School Play Nite (tentative). Gym. Saturday, Jan. 20,1-11 p. m.—Vocal Clinic. Auditorium. Friday, Jan. 26, 8 p. m.—Basketball, Gonzaga (here). Gym. Saturday, Jan. 27, 9 p. m.—Junior Barn Dance. Old Gym. FEBRUARY ' Friday, Feb. 2, 8 p. m.—P. T. A. Benefit. Saturday, Feb. 3, 8 p. m.—Varsity Nite (W Club Smoker). Gym. Friday, Feb. 9, 8 p. m.—Basketball, Cheney (here). Gym. Saturday, Feb. 10, 7:30 p. m.—Bas­ ketball, Cheney (here). - Gym. Saturday, Feb. 10, "9 p.- m.—Cupids Informal. Old Gyro. Friday, Feb. 16, 8 p. m.—Basketball. Bellingham (here). Gym. Saturday. Feb. 17, 8 p. m.—Basket­ ball, Bellingham (here). Gym. Saturday, Feb. 24, 9 p. m.—A. S. Formal. Colonial Ball. Gym. . MARCH Friday, March 2, 8 p. m.—Varsity Nite (W Club Smoker). Gym. March 8 and 9—Closed weekend. March 15—Examinations. March 16—Spring Vacation. bility of arranging the dance pro­ grams. It will be held either in the student pavilion or the college dining hall in Sue Lombard. be thrilled by the beauty of the scene­ ry, awed by the death-defying dives by the world's most famous skiers." Sidney Shurcliff, a Harvard gradu­ ate and professional landscape archi­ tect, has been a winter sports enthus­ iast for many years. To prepare this film he made a round-trip across the • continent by motor. His photography Newitt Sees Little To Be Gained In Present War SPEAKER TELLS OF THE COMPLETE COLLAPSE OF MODERN IDEALS Miss Hillary Newitt spoke before the assembly Tuesday morn­ ing, November 9, in the College Auditorium. In considering the possibilities of "Democracy by Action or Fascism by Acqiiiesence," Miss Hewitt pointed out that the youth of Europe today are faced with the same query the youth of 1914 ""What will this war mean?" It i STUDENTS WILL QAM tional Geographic Society used such has been pronounced professional by terms as "magnificent" and "spec­ tacular." Gardner Campbell, manag­ ing editor of "The Daily Ski" reports: . . I can truthfully say that never ir. any picture, black-and-white or col­ or, have I seen the stupendous scenery and ski action there so vividly display­ ed. ... If you never saw a ski, youH news-reel men. He supplements the film with interesting comments and anecdotes of his own skiing experi­ ence. Henry Moore, in the "Boston Herald," offers a word of reassurance to those who shy away from lecturers, "Shurcliff is a skier himself, and his running fire of comment is swell." -it is presumptuous for anyone to predict what the coming decade holds for youth, particu­ larly for Europeon youth. The postwar generation, of vh-eh Miss Newitt is a member, grew uj. believing in certain ideals that "Whistling in the Dark, by Lau- j the world can nrodtiee enough for all, rence Gross and Edward Childs Car-j that dem0cracv is possible, that col- penter, a gangster melodrama of pro-! , . , , i j t - i 'ective secuntv can work, that the hibition days, will be presented Fn-j - ^ day night, Jan. 12, in the College j League of Nations could function dip- Auditorium. | lcmatically even as it had in a social The cast oi characters include the j •way. Yet this same generation following students: witnessed the League's discard and Hilda Evelynne Detty Joe Salvatore Bernard Siefner Slim Scanlon Wilbur Houston Herman Lefkowitz Bob Love tion's. Charlie Shaw Harold Mitchell As Europe's economic collapse. They have never had even the illusion of security which was the older genera- Unique Sculpture Exhibit Shown In Pink Room WORK OF OUTSTANDING AMERICAN CHISELERS CAUSES COMMENT This -month's sculpture exhibit in the Pink Room—far, far up in the Administration Building interests the following collegians: 1. Students who are interested in sculpture. 2. Students who want to be interested in sculpture. 3. Students who think they ought to be interested in sculpture. Theoretically, therefore, it interests the entire student body. This exhibit has been visited during the week by such civic organiza­ tions as th Chamber of Commerce and Friday Club, and -consist? of sculpture in many styles, ranging from faithful representation to the Egyptianized and Voodooish symbolism of modernistic streamlined sculpture. The Art Department is fortunate to have secured this exhibit—-"which is nationally famous—and has been previously shown on the West Coast only in Seattle and San Francisco. It is advisable to stress that these sculptings are not reproductions, but duplicate originals, signed personally by such oustanding American chiselers as William Zorach, Franc Epping, Alice Decker, and Warren Wheelock. Advertised some time ago in Life* "closely related" to the "thought and Magazine, this Robinson Galleries Editions Sculpture is unique in sev^ eral ways. The duplicates are each a fine original in stone, terra cotta, hard plaster, or carved mahogany, teak or walnut wood. The advertising broadsides repre­ sent the sculpture as "closely related to modern thought and problems," which such pieces as the "Scrubwo- COMMITTEES CHOSEN FOR CUPID'S BALL The Cupid's Informal, all-school cance sponsored by the Sophomore Class, will be presented Saturday, Feb. 10, after the Cheney basketball game. With Valentine's Day as the central theme, committees have been chosen to develop plans. The dance will not be a program affair as in past years instead, tickets will be sold at 25 cents per couple. US r A -A problems" of the cave men, and are rot in any strict sense "modern." Most of the pieces are too sweet, sane and conservative to square up with mod­ ern thought, though Wheelock's "The Jake Dillon Benny ] Cossack Beppo Raymond Bucsko Mark Hipkins a result, Miss Newitt believes that English youth have been forced to use their brains, that they have been made a bit tougher, and' that Wallace Porter Warren Kidder Henry Borijiorni i they have come to know they must —— Richard True j see the thing through. Toby VanBuren Dorothea Nicholls, iIiss Newitt ^ the Sergeant Eugene Marx|crisis of 1931 ^ the at wWch 'Whistling in the Dark" was popu- warring forces began to gain momen- lar as & revival in the summer the- • turn, and declares we have chosen to atres in the East during the past. ignore the slow murder of democracy, summer. Originally it was produced [ the gradual withdrawal of the bless- on Broadway several years ago with [ ings of political, social, and attempted Ernest Trnex, Edward Arnold, and economic democracv. Claire Trevor in the roles of WallyJ In the "story of a fellow 1 °n 311 Toby. student who joined the Nazi organiza- The college production will be pre- for a uniform. a pair of shoeS) sented tomorrow night only at 8 p. m.. two meals a da^ and cigarette money College students wffl be admitted on the speaker attributed Nazi attain- " * Pas-e~- ment of power to the mere "talk" of democracy. The young man's answer had been "The people who teach us " those things don't mean them any­ way." Miss Newitt expressed the convic­ tion that under the guise of war the very principles opposed may enter into our governments. Citing the enormous scale on which internment is taking place, the attempts to curb freedom of speech and parliamentary discussion, she welcomed the recent public protest of English peoples which has loosened stringent govern­ ment censorship. While offering no suppositions as to what the war will bring- about, Miss Newitt pointed out the pertinent fact that England and France have gone into the war under the leader­ ship of men whose diplomacy has been responsible for its inception. However, too good a case can be made of bad statesmanship, she pointed out, for statesmen in this day and age CHOR AL CLINIC TO BE HELD HERE In cooperation with the C. W. C. E. music department, the first annual choral clinic of National Region I will be held on this campus Saturday and Sunday, January 20 and 21. The 70-voice a cappella choir of the col­ lege is preparing over 100 numbers to sing before music directors of this region. The music to be used has been chosen from a list compiled by a representative national committee of music teachers, a branch of the Music Educators* National Conference. Six types of composition are considered: easy, medium, and difficult in both ac­ companied and a cappella classifica­ tions. Discussions in which the following points will be recognized will follow! cannot remain in office without the . . I the performances: suitability to high j ^etic assent of their people. - *ayor is sufficiently weird, tart, and j school voices, range included, suita-1 Bad citizenship Miss Newitt scored left-wingish to qualify. ibility for program, and musical merit.. as apathy and indifference, the unfor- Faculty Endorses ' Unrier a variety of directors to be [ Stable crime for which thousands of The facultv of the Art Department I™™*, ,ater' ^lustrations will be j ^ys and girls will give their lives. WHEELOCK'S THE MAYOR" —by Lindsay WOMEN'S LEAGUE MIXER THIS AFTERNOON AT FOUR O'CLOCK. OLD GYM. man" and the "Abstraction" seem to u-sual sculptured models. Personal Opinions Mark Hipkins-—Most of the sculp­ ture is too distorted to be realistic, and not streamlined enoiv.h to be modern. Miss Spurgeon—I wish my budget would permit, I'd like to buy a few of bear cut. Such pieces as the "Reclin­ ing Nude,"" however, were likely cordially endorses the value of this exhibit from the standpoint of Art Appreciation. Campus clubs may find it desirable to attend it en masse, and ^Ir. Randall and Miss Spurgeon have expressed willingness to open it espe­ cially for any of them on any avail­ able evening they desire. To some art classes these sculp­ tured figures are refreshing indeed, jaded as they are with the studio "Discobolus," the bust of "Venus," and the bas-reliefs of the studio walls charcoal ists have swooped down en­ thusiastically on the fresh and un- these. Mr. Randall—People who like to argue about sculpture, and would like to learn something of what they ai-gue about, should see this exhibit. Pauline Kreidel—I think it s per­ fect. Eda Esperson—I was surprised to see so much expressed so simply. I enjoyed it. Betty Booth—I think it's fine. Of an especial interest are the carv­ ings in wood of Arne Randal—brother of the Dept's Randall—and the paint­ ings of the Dept's Randall, Don Rep- pfito, and John Keal, which are also exhibited. An admission of 10 cents is asked, to partly cover the expense of secur­ ing the unusual nationally known sculptural exhibit. studied in several fields: Sight read-! To°- many people stand in the middle ing, production of sonorous, full tone, | °--tns bridge and refuse to admit attaining a balance among parts, con­ trol of breath, and organization of choral groups. With Forest Brigham as director, the Ellensburg High School A Cap­ pella Choir will assist in demonstra­ tion with 15 numbers. The pro-gram calls for sessions be­ ginning Saturday afternoon, with the choir singing from 1 until 5 o'clock, reappearing at 7 to perform until 10, and concluding with the Sunday morn­ ing group from 9 until 12. To com­ plete the business of the clinic, a ban- tnere :s such a thing as right or wrong. Though democracy is temporarily on the shelf, Miss Newitt expressed the belief that it will come back be­ cause it is deeply ingrained in the people. Miss Newitt began her education in England. She studied in Geneva. Switzerland, from 1926 to 1929, and then attended the great University of Frankfcrt-am-Main, Germany, where she received an excellent, scholarly background in economics and political quet will be held downtown as thrj"50'61108- -^s a student, she was able final windup. {to observe the growth of forces which All music not already contained in!led to ^azi dictatorship in 1933. In the school library is being loaned by j t"afc ?ame year she returned to Eng- vsrious cooperative publishers. j 'ant^ ro work with the Union of Demo- • cratic Control, an organization inter- COLWELL HEADS NEW = esteti in the pi'omotion of an informed UAMATJ cnPTfTV public opinion, on international rela- HUiNOK SUCIIIjTY j tions and foreign policy. Miss Newitt is the author of "Wo­ men Must Choose," published in Lon­ don tn 1937. The book compares the position of women tunder Fascism, So­ cialism, and Democracy, and is the re­ sult of years of study on the rights and problems of women. In a final survey trip through France, Switzer­ land, Austria, Czechoslovakia, and Germany in 1936, Miss Newitt inter­ viewed many outstanding women lead­ ers and visited institutions and organ- At the initial meeting of the Sopho­ more W omen's Honorary Society in the East Room of Kamola Hall on Monday night Betty Colwell was elect­ ed president, Zoe Ellsworth, vice president, and Muriel Hansen, secre­ tary. The constitution for the new- organization was read and adopted, paving the way for a lasting service society. Plans were discussed for a name and emblem for the organiza­ tion and it was announced that the members will be presented with pins. (C#ntinued on Pace 4) ':V'V THE CAMPUS CRIER CAMPUS FEBMSHE® WEEKLY BY THE ASSOCIATED' STUDENTS of the CENTRAL. WASHINGTON COLLEGE OF EL EC ATOM* Entered! as second! class matter at trie post office an ELIens-barg-, Washington^. Telephone- Advertising: and News to Main. S-i Aluxmir, TTn-ee Quarters,. SI-GO Meraber Ftesooafed CMegicfe Press Dtrriiviror at GbSe6«3fe-Dj6est HBPHiam»Tia por: natiohal Aavomsms by National Advertising Service, tie. CaGese- Pu&!S£err Regrrscntittive 42tMADisON AVE. NEW YORK. M. "r . CHicaeo - Basnn: - Las Anasux - Sah. RuutciEca EDITOR BUSINESS MANAGER SPORTS EDITOR MUSIC EDITOR EXCHANGE EDITOR GEORGE KNEELAND' NICE DTERINGER _ JACE HAS BiRO'UCK LOREN TROXE.L ilATT TOM AC REPORTERS AND FEATURE WRITERS HELEN LE FEBRE. ANNE BRUKETT1A- JANE MYERS- EVELYN GRIFFITH. RAY BREEBLOVE. KIETH MONTGOMERY. WAYNE ROBERG. BOB GROESCHELL. JO SABLQCKL VIRGINIA BECK. CAROL LIPPINCOTT. A-ELENE HAGSTROM. LOIS ERIGKSON. ALBANY RUBSTELLO. LOUISE PERRATJLT. a iew OR n and WHAT TO EXPECT IN 1940 It's 1940 by the calendar and a new year. days we were all puffed up about writing "turning- over a new leaf" and "starting a new the usuS thing. We would have done it too except for the fact that this issue doesn't come out until 11 days after the new year, and bv that time New Year's resolutions are broken and . * peopie are no longer in the same mood. So we'll have to look at 1940 with a little less enthusiasm and a little more realism. The first resolution to make is to keep ourselves out of war. This is like most resolu­ tions. That is, there isn't much anyone can do to keep it. We recommend-and intend to use a procedure calling for two steps if war seems to be coming after us: (1) send a letter to your congressman or to to somebody else's if you don't have one, and (2) find and provision for a long stav a cave in the Olympic Mountains just in ease the letter doesn't work. If war doesn't come and you should want a job next year, it is wise to resolve to get a high grade in practice teaching. How to do this is a deep secret. It is a good resolution to make however. We must have been sidetracked some wav because when this editorial started it was meant to be a look into what 1940 may hold for us. It's probably just as well. How­ ever we won't completely ignore our original intention. Sometime towards the middle of the year the annual throat-cutting contest will start. This is the time of year when friendships cease and every person is out to get a job if he has to take it away from his roommate. Then there will be graduation and one can look forward to that as something pleasant or something sad. We don't know what could be sad about it though unless it's the thought of wearing that cardboard hat. There's no use looking at politics in 1940 because by November everything will be so covered by mud that it will be unrecognizable. All we know about business next year is that Mr. Bab- son has said that there will be big gains in 1940. Somehow we'd feel a little more hopeful about it if he hadn't said that. . RETURN TO FUTILISM, er NEWS ITEM: Two Carrs round vn jBrick Room, of Kamola Hall- Yes.. Chuck Bos- followed Bob's lead and t'lniL: far* brothers judgment good. 'Vsz-i-mTa Wittman is the blond attrac­ tion in CImclcs life—and everyone auto know by now that Elaine (also :b!ond) Brisbhi takes care of Bob's spare time. « * * * Lloyd Mitchell being a page right out of Esquire as he modeled his new yellow Xmas sweater for the appreci­ ative Eamola-rtes. He was- probably :thinfcEng of the Days it took to knit it.. * 3 * Red carnations for a beautiful girt from a wonderful man.. Oral Baker sent his Helen 12 of them to keep her thinking of him while he was away last weekend- We hope she had a guilty conscience. And by the way,. Frank Ross is a very good friend of that family in case you saw Helen out wrth hfnx while Oral was: away. * * * And to any campus gentlemen in­ terested including those not hawing* already leased a davenport in Sue or Kamola for the quarter^—there are 24 new good-looking gals around. - * The party at Sue would have been fun if more girls had turned out EN MASSE. Bat as# it was it was en­ joyed anyhow—I tear-. Fd like to know who- the gal was who thought the feminine of garcon (waiter )1 was gargoyle. . * * Sue Lombard enjoyed a quiet week­ end—Dorothea NichoIIs Bad lost her voice. It's hack nowr and! Sue had a relapse HYAKEM PORTRAITS EQUAL FUTILE DAYS By MATT TOMAC It is the custom of the students of Holland to be 10 minutes late and the professors to be 15 minutes Iate. THs is called the "academic quarter."" The Journal, Cheney. In up-state New York a baker's run-away horse scattered pies along the route,, while a spellbound specta­ tor cried. "What government agency is thi.s 1rT—Detroit News. It seems that misfortunes strike the persons who least deserve it. And it is with a realization of this irony in the relation of God to man that we mention here the death last week of Edith Colwell. T We don't know what to say. We only know that the school and her friends and her family have lost something they can never quite regain. We wish we knew better how to express our sympathy. We want to applaud Mr. Nicholson for his gesture in stopping the booing at Thursday night's ball game. We think it was a sportsmanlike and gentlemanly thing to do. But it makes us a little sad. For we regret to see the -days pass when spectators could show their deepest feel­ ings in the most effective way. We resent the encroach­ ments of civilization which make a spectator inhibit his most soulful expressions. Now we can only wait for the time when mankind's emotions shall be completely repressed and spectators stall sit in respectful silence with only a lifted eyebrow for applause and no expression at all for disapproval. Therers a saying about finding real pleasure in doing: for others. Why not ry to see if the saying is really true ? —The North Central News. If some girls would spend half' as- much. time decorating the inside of their heads as they do the outside, the result would be far prettier-ten years hence.—Stockton High: School. A person who suddenly dies while standing, whether from bullets, heart failure, or other causes, almost invari­ ably falls forward. The same is true of a person who faints while standing. —The North Central News. An overwhelming majority of the collegians—four out of every five— believes that law against hitch Viftrrng- should not be in the statute books, ac­ cording to the results of the latest study of the campus attitudes con­ ducted by Student Opinion Surveys of America.—The Journal, Cheney. Why are portraits?' It seems strange in this Enlightened Age (to quote some optimists 1) where so much being done to aid civilization and people hi general-—that someone has not devised a theory guaranteed to dispose of these Futile Days we find ourselves in the midst of periodically.. Time and again contented college students are confronted by a purelv impersonal sign stating that Hyakem portraits will be taken today. Their contentment vanishes—they would if they could!!! What price portrait? What price anything? What price!!. Joe College prepares for the ordeal by shaving off the whisker, exchang­ ing the inevitable sweater for a suit- coat,. shirt, and tie,, and by combing bis hair until he can hardly peel it off his head when he becomes himself again.. He wanders self-consciously into the Chamber of Horrors where he fills out a very specific white envelope which demands to know his life his­ tory and what he had for lunch.. This information given., he joins the other Hopefuls who wait in line.. In the meantime Betty Co-Ed is in a dither. What to wear!I Sweater- and blouse? Coat and blouse?' Coat and sweater ? Dress ? White- collar ?' No collar ? Hair up? Hair down?' Rooize ? Lipstick? In the wear and tear of Indecision she adds 10 years to her life—and when she finally stumbles into the Place of Portraits she is no longer the young and lovely college girl of an hour or so ago— but a worn and beaten hag. She,, too, tells "aH'T on the detailed enve­ lope and prepares to wait. As each victim is lured away from the rest of the waiting group to where the camera waits, hopeless, hostile, and a bit menacing, strange sounds float out to those who axe left be­ hind. "AH right — keep- that little chin up."' "Come on now—a little smile—a little more pleasant, please. r '''Hold' it."" "(Stay just as you are.'r '"There—that's a ~ood one."" "Turn st little bit to the right—to- the left— look this way—look that way—look up — look down — look here — look there." "That's all."' "Next I"1 As "next"" timidly approaches the camera he is met by an all-inclusive stare—a pitying smile—and a "what have I done to deserve this" expression on the face of the photographer. A glare of lights beats down on the apologetic student as he stumbles over the con­ glomeration of electric wires that dan­ gle about and collapses on the small and fragile box provided for such pur­ poses. While still in a state of col­ lapse his face is lifted to an amazing angle by the photoigrapher—tilted a bit to one side—and abandoned. Then, wrth a coy gesture the photographer flicks his hand up and asks the sub' ject to peer that way. While he is peering—a bit puzzled—a bit out of joint—and most uncomfortable—his picture Is snapped. He relaxes to his own rather human appearance and is met by a gasp: of horror- on the1 part of the photographer- who feels that his art will suffer if a person were re­ cognisable in one of his pictures- Three more times the discouraged vic­ tim is twisted into a disjointed grim­ ace which the photographer, with grim deli-ght, records for posterity and the Hyakem. A consoling phrase,, a pat on the back, and this Photograph­ er's Phantom is allowed to restumble over the wires to freedom. The memory of the SPOOK-DAY (a truer name was never spooken.) hav­ ing been softened somewhat by time, students are almost happy and con­ tented again when proof-day arrives —as do the proofs! Cries of anguish: —mutters of disbelief-—and tears of consternation cover the campus.. Be­ trayed again—and wholesale bitter­ ness is at bargain prices'.: And until Hyakem editors decide to use fingerprints (which, Cri'tne magazines tell us, do have personali­ ties) instead of portraits in the Hy­ akem there will continue to be this wear and tear on battered egos as stu­ dents learn the awful truth:—and re­ fuse to believe- it!! TEACHERS TALK OYER PROGRAM CHANGES I On Friday evening, Jan.. 5, the Fac­ ulty Committee on Courses of Study of this institution: met in the social room of the College Elementary School to discuss the- program of stu­ dies for teacher training., Twenty-two' teachers, who are for­ mer graduates of this school, were- in­ vited. They discussed plans for- the revision of the four-year program.. This will be published in the- next an­ nual catalog. The officers of the- Ibcali chapter of the Kappa Delta Pi. were- present and served: as hosts and! hostesses: to the visiting teachers.. Fitterer Brothers i FURNITURE HOUGHTON'S SHOE RE-NEW Invisible Half Soles PHONE RED 4021 209 W. 4th St. Ellensburg Carter Transfer Co. General Transfer and Fuel MAIN 91 We Specialize In. QUALITY LUMBER and Handle a Com­ plete Line of Paints and Roofing Tum-A-Lum Lumber Company WOMEN'S LEAGUE MIXER IMPORTANT! The first Women's League Mixer of the new decade and the new year, on Thursday, Jan. 11, at i o'clock in the Old Gym. Come one, ccrae all. Food! Fun! HERTZ GIVEN MORE RECOGNITION Mr. Wayne S. Hertz, head of the Music Department, has been given a position on the national committee for the selection of accompanied choral music for all competition festivals in the United States. In many quarters appointment to this committee is considered an honor. W.A.A. ORGANIZES NEW GROUPS FOR 1940 Meeting in the Ad Building for a regular business meeting last Thurs­ day night, the Women's Athletic As­ sociation adopted the newly revised constitution and discussed plans for this quarter. Under provisions of the new document various activity groups including volleyball, badminton, bas­ ketball, ping pong, and natural danc­ ing have been organized. Initial meet­ ings of the new factions were held on Saturday afternoon. Later meetings of those end any other desired activity sjioups as well as spring activities will provide a varied sports program for all interested college girls. The Roosevelt High. School of Hono­ lulu, T. H., has produced a motion pic­ ture called "Daku." This picture had its premiere recently in the regular Hollywood fashion. — Roosevelt High School Rough Rider. 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This is the second': acquisition! to the old: Tri-Nbrmal: cir­ cuit ih' the last year.. PL E.. C.. was elced'ci: a year ago at the same time.. Dr . Otis W.. Freeman: of Eastern Washington College,, chairman' of the conference faculty committee , gave out the announcement.. Br:. L.. D.. Sparks and Coach Leo Nicholson represented: Central at the conference sessions. B'otli hailed: the- udmission. of St.. Martin's to the con­ ference as another step forward in the league's growth and: predicted: the ex­ pansion: to a five-schooL conference will! greatly enhance the calibre of competition.. The' conference' as a whole was rated1 the' strongest ini football! last season: of any Northwest minor college cir­ cuit.. St- Martin.'}? will) play all' conference- school's ai two- game home and! home casabai schedule:. However , the Che- • ney games are: still! tentative.. They willl compete in the conference track: meet, at Bellih'gham May 24th and 25th,. and al'soi in next season's round- robini football! schedule . The conference' moguls- voted! on the- eligibility of Diicfc Carver,, flashy Cat forward who transferred from: West- term. The -vote was favorable.. DlUCC:TJQH C€*1Q» • JUMlOft M £B C Y NOW : ENDS FRIDAY 150 REASONS 150 John GAFIELD Priscilla LANE -m- "Oust Be My Destiny" -PLUS- | Kubmoff and His VioIm~i Starts SUNDAY Another Liberty Hit THE "Old Maid" with BETTE DAVIS MIRIAM HOPKINS GEORGE BRENT ANI- «g8? COMING THIS MONTH "Four Wives" "We Are Not Alone" "Remember" "Roaring Twenties" HOLLYWOOD CLEANERS Main 125 109 W. 5th -NEXT TO ELKS TEMPLE % J. N. 0. THOMSON £ JEWELER - WATCHMAKER » ENGRAVER J Phone Main 71 « 415 NORTH PEARL STREET o NICHOLSON GETS The selection of Leo Nicholson, ath­ letic director- of the Central Washing­ ton: College of Education, as an offi­ cial in: the National Association of In­ tercollegiate Basketball was an­ nounced recently by Emil S. Liston, executive secretary of the association. Nicholson •will: be chairman of district I which now comprises the states of Washington and Idaho.. The chief function of the associa­ tion- is the sponsoring of the Na­ tional Intercollegiate Basketball championships, which will be played this year in Kansas City, Missouri, March 11 to 16. Nicholson and his committee from Idaho and: Washing­ ton will select a quintet of the district to enter the championships at thai time.. In. two consecutive games,, the Wild­ cats swept to easy victory over the "iakima- Junior College five,, winning, i'r the first game by a score of 44-21 and in: the second by 52-22'., The- Ellensburg quintet showed: too much power for the Indians in the first tilt and paced: by the accurate shooting, of Hank Boersma they had ,no tuouiile ihi scoring almost as they pleased:. Boersma,. who: seemed to. have the regular center job cinched , is out with an: appendix operation! and! Sorenson has taken his place' iin the1 lineup . In: the first quarter of the: second! game,, the Y.. JL CL five1 held the Wild­ cats, who: had only sibc men,, to. a score of 8-6. However , in the' second! and' fourth quarters,, the' Central' team: spurted and the final score- was even worse than, the first game . Carver paced the Cats to their second victory and was high point man with: 16 tal­ lies. Sanders was next with: 13! points.. Though. Coach Nicholson's- team: scored easily, there was still: plenty of room for improvement in: the shooting and passing".. "Caught In the Current" By JACK HAS BROUCK What was the outstanding Wildcat achievement in the world! of sports during- the 1939 seasons ?. Here is this scrivener's selection for the athlete* of the- yrear:. It's none other than Allen (Drive-hard) Goodman,. Central's ILittre-All- America end. Yes sir,, that's right.. Williams,, that point-rating progxiosticator,, placed! the elusive: Gat end! on his second selection —the best national5 rating received! by any gridster in the North­ west.. And Allen rightly deserves the spot,, too.. In. Olympia against the: potent Rangers he had) the fans- and: opposing backs groggy with his dazzling display- of football ways.. It was his alertness which enabled the: Cats' to,- eke out a T-0 win: after a kick was blockedl. When P.. L.. C.. played here,. Goodman was the shining light in breaking up the Glads' famous aerial repertoire . Against Cheney,, the li83 pounds of football' dyniamtltev. who hails from Centralia,. was the Cats'' defensive bulwark, Goodman made the All-Conference eleven, andi he: has one: more- year of varsity competition left.. Marv Tommervik, that pass-happy back from Tacoma^. and (Dece West,, the big, bruising, Eastern guard,, made- the: third team-— sufficient evidence for the innocent bystandfer that this conference: ^is one: of the fastest minor circuits in the. country.. (Clashing head on in a two-night standi with.- the Rangers from: St.. Martin's, the Central Washington College quintet came' out- on: top twice,, winning the first battle, 26-23, and the second, 56-34. St. Martin's is the youngest Sanders, Carver Score Reg As Cats Win 26-23 56 SORENSON SHINES #- • Camozzy-Williams Super-Service Station Ellensburg Headquarters for WINTER ACCESSORIES ANTIFREEZE HEATERS, DEFROSTERS SuperService 24 Hrs. a Day 6TH & MAIN Ellensburg OTHER TOP NEWS AND VIEWS OF '39t Sandfers'' "'elutch: shots" against the: Savages ihi lasfc year's tight casaba race were spotlight news. Ciasey Jones" complete upset of Flying Vie Carpine: ihi century dash here last spring had everyone buzzing:. The tennis squad?s championship march at Cheneys liast spring: just can't go by the boards. Clyde Knox won the singles- titlfe. P hear he- is headed1 for the Pullman lair.) Bil® Gilmore?s pass-interception against St.. MFartinf's, rates ai word'.. He' eluded tacklers for 74 yards before being hauled! earth­ ward. - Central's head-line upset of the Sky Flying- Gladiators near the lag end of the '39) season was. of major importance.. The line: stopped Tommervik's pitches,, andi Ciat backfieldi ram the opposing aggregation daffy.. Matelak's improved pigskin packing was another topic- for the Hot-Stove conversationalists.. The hardest tackle of the season goes to Jim Eounsberry.. He boomed through and spilled a Bellihgham back so? hardi that an ambitious WPA crew is still! attempting to? findi the rival half­ back's upper extremities.. SAVAGES GOOD CATS PREPARE No sooner does young 1940 arrive, and: we all turn over a new leaf, than we get back into saddle and try to win a few more conference laurels. Central is out in front by virtue of their two wins over the Rangers. Take a good look—too, for they may not be perched: in such a pearly position long. January 11, iP. L. C. goes northward ,te clash: with the Vikings. Belling- ham,. reportedly weak at the start of the season,, has developed into one of "the teams." They play P. JL. C. the next night also.. Western will: prob­ ably break even. Tomorrow Central: leaves for Che­ ney to) do battle with the: Siavages to- i morrow night.. Cheney claims to have very little this year.. Ed! tJlowitz, Bob Smith,. Dave Sfchreck, Bob) Stoelt,. I andi Bob Ericksen are- their- manstays. "They've' been beaten: by W„ 8L C- itwicej, HE., of Idaho,, once,, and Montana twice . They gave Montana a score: in: i Missoula last weekend.. They haven't any outstanding scor- jers.. Ed: Ulowitz: and Bab Stoelt . usually garner seven or eight points j apiece.. Smith: usually gets six or so,. Ericksen doesn't do bad either,, and: Schreck does all rijght: by himself. The Wildcats,, with two conference victories chalked up, will: really have toi play ball! if' they expect to come out on top:. The: same: teams: meet Saturday night,, too.. ( HARDWARE CO. | } SPORTS ! | EQUIPMENT | I For All Seasons of the Year I Kelleher' NORTH PEARL ST. Ellensburg & & & & o & a- a- o & a- •& •a •s •& y •ft" & o- '• & •» a « . o a •a- •a a- & o o o «• 0 0 -ft Carrying the glint of battle in their collective eyes, the Lacey Rangers, the December addition to the Winco League^ invadied the local baliwick, and was repulsed twice. Both, games were marked by considerable fouling—73 personals being called. The Rangers—everyone expected them to be a pushover—al­ most went home with at least a half-share of the choice bacon, for Cats dumped them, 26-23, in a dull, drab encounter. Friday night ahe casaba boys thought considerable morp of keeping the twine warm than fouling. The result—a 56 to 34 win goes into the ledger for the Oats. When the smoke from the battle cleared away, we were able to draw the line on two or three heart-warming things. Sanders and Carver are most likely to be the Dunking Demons for the season- Sanders got 23 points and Carver got 19 in the twb games. Sorenson, although shy on points, was supreme under the basket. He is the best rebound retriever out there, and don't be surprised if he should develop into a high-scoring center one of these nights.. MeClary looks good under the basket, but he: lives in mortal fear that the hoop is going to go belligerent and bomb him. | North's performance, although below par, is heart warming be­ cause he'll never appear any worse than he did against the Lacey lads. Mickey Rogers received his first of college ball1,, and did! all! right by himself. Although slightly jittery, he hustles after fealli —a trick he learned while under fire for Ellensburg high. Katica and Hurney really looked good for St. Martin's..' They fire at the. hoop a lot, and it pays them dividends. Windy Reynold's, former Seattle: Prep and Seattle College center, will become eligi­ ble at the Lacey school next wek. Then watch the Rangers roll ! They'll have more, height and experience in .their starting combi­ nation.. BUTTER BUTTER BUILDS BETTER BODIES Kittitas County Dairymen's Assn. for the salt-shaker-—you. will need it. - Jim North was head mentor for Foster High when they tangled with Renton. He changed the starting combination, injecting a couple of point-hungry lads into the fray. He gave his charges explicit orders to fire away when near foul circle. The fimal re­ sult was Foster 51, Etenton 16. Angered by the complete rout, Renton insisted on playing 8 minutes longer.. Score: Foster 8„ Renton 5. ' v Now don't tell me you haven't heard of Foster or Tukwila. GILMOUR & GILMOUR FANCY GROCERIES Quality and Prompt Service I 308 N. Peart St. Main 20a & 104 The "W" Chib will hold its first meeting of the new quarter in the Gym next MONDAY NIGHT AT 7:00. Washington Intercollegiate Confer­ ence coaches voted .last night to hold: the spring sports—golf, tennis,, and! track.—-meet at Bellingham, May 2k andi 25. The coaches reelected Gliff Olson, geniial Gladiiator skipper,, president. They drew round robin schedules for the 1940 basketball! and football! seas- sons. 1 Dave James,, Tacoma News-Tribune,, was elected: recording, secretary . He will help the conference a great deal. Coaches agreed- to vote1 on alt-stair teams at the close: of future' sports seasons. Coaches Charles Lappenbusch. and. Sam Carver, Western Washington Coach Joe Paglia and the Rev. John Raymond, O. S. B., of St. Martinis,- W.. R. Reese- Eastern Washington . Cliff Olson . P L„ C.,. and Leo Nicholson,. Central, attended. The 1940 Washington Intercollegiate Conference Basketball Schedule Jam. 11—Pacific Lutheran at Bel­ lingham.: Jan . 12—Pacific Lutheran at Bel- lingham,. Central College at Cheney. Jan.. 13 —Central College at Cheney- Jan.. 15-16 —St., Martin's at Belling­ ham. Jan. 19-20-—Central College at Pa­ cific- Lutheran. Jan. 22-23-—Central- College at BeV- lingham. Jan.. 2&-2!£—Pacific- Lutheran at : Eastern College.. Jan. 20-3O—Pacific Lutheran at El­ lensburg, Western CoHeee- at St.. Mar­ tin's. Feb.. 2.-3—St. Martin's at Cheney. FeOtj . 9-10—Eastern College at El- | lensburg , Western College at: Pacific: Lutheran. - i Feb. 12—St., Martin's at" Pacific IiUtheran. I Feb. 16-—Western College at Ellens­ burg,. Pacific Lutheran at St.. Martin's. Feb. 17—Western College at Ellens­ burg, St.. Martin's at Pacific Lutheran. 'Feb. 19—Pacific Lutheran at St. Martin's Western College at Cheney.. Feb. 20—Western College at Che­ ney. Feb. 23-24—Eastern College at St.. Martin's (tentative). Feb. 29—Central College at St. Martin's.. March 1—Eastern College at Bel­ lingham, Central College at St.. Mar­ tin's. March 2—-Eastern College at Bel- liiigham. March. 4-5—Eastern College- at Pacific: Lutheran. member of the conference now, displacing P. L. C. as the junior member. Already scheduled to play Dhe Rangers, the Wildcats are now leading the conference, since the ac­ quisition of the Lacey team into league counts in the standings. First Game Slow Flashes of good ball were displayed! in the opening encounter, but through­ out most of the game fouls were call­ ed, slowing up play. Sanders opened: up the game with a field goal, then promptly sunk a free throw to give Central a 3 point lead. Johnson and Gilbert of St. Martin's followed with a. free throw apiece, and Katica, Ranger forward, broke through to tie the count at 4-4 at the middle of the first half. Neither team led by more than: 2: points up: until the half, which ended! with the score knotted: at 10 apiece.. Katica sunk a free throw to give : the coast lads a point leadfat the:open­ ing of the final half. The Wildcats jthenruni^upstwo) gift points and field goal! to carry the lead: until* the final' horn-.. Not more1 than: 7 points sepa­ rated! the two teams at any one time-. With two minutes to go, Katica and Hides,. Ranger forward and guard potted: two field goals to close in on the cats,. 24-22. However, Sanders grabbed the ball tand potted a tWo- hander from out front, giving Central! a 26-22: lead. While a part oif crowd: lined: the keyhole, Katica. sunk another free shot,, making: the' final! score 26 to: 23'.. There: were 20) personal foula called against, the' Wildcats and '1&-ajgaihstt the- Rangers.. St.. Martihfsi made onl's,1 6 field goals-.. Sianders was highi man witftv 105 points., Katies andi Hurney liedi the losers: with: 7' apiece . ---•j- Second Game Considerably Faster Coach: Leo' Nicholsonfs five won the second game by about the margin ex­ perts said they would win both tilts. The- greatest part of the Wildcat 22 point margin was picked up in the last 16. minutes. Central ibegan to' make the: closing drive when the score read 26-23'*—the- previous night's ^ame score .. They started potting tfvfem at la. 2^point a minute clip, allowing their I opposition jiiist 4 points. AndF ^at tlifr •end: of the 10 minute period after tlie start of second half the score stood! 47-2T.. ''' The Ciats? margin was in their shooting. They made practically 1 for 3 shots attempted. Carver and Sanders between them sunk half of Central's field- goalat—12 of them and nearly half its points, 27.. Carver got 14-6 in the first-. half- Sanders got 13-5 in the first:half li'. Katica, forward, and Hurney, a- hustling guard again lead the losers' scorers.. Katica potted 5 fie'ici- jgt)als and 3: for free throws for a 13-point: total.. He- is a- smooth iball playeiv andr willi certainly get in the Cats? hair again when they meet at La«ey late in February. Hurney was rijght be­ hind his teammate with 12 points.. The first half was a see-saw affair- whick ended j 22-18, in. Central's favor. Throughout most of the first half Carve- and: North: didn't check a Kieki. but they improved during the second half.. The Wildcats outscored t&e «p.posi~ tion 34-16 in the final hal£ Summary of Friday's game: e: w. c. E: (56) SA FG fe ^ PB- North, f IS: 2 ' 1 • 5i 2 Carveri-f _18, T ! Sorenson, c 9 2L' Sanders, g - 18 5 Ciarr, g & 2 Miller, f 6 Dorey, f .... 2 .' Stoddard, f ...... 11 McCIary^ f„ c: 0- Martin,, c ... , JOS (Rogers,, g ........— 2. Anderson, g ...... 2 3F 0 1 m 0 1 i »• % a o 0 •-•ft. %-•- 2 0i.. w 5 13 4'- 6 a .2: 2 0 Oi 4 * 2 2! a 0 0 1 2 3 - 2. Totals — .7:1 U. mm 19 St. Martin's (34) SA FG FT TP PF Katica, f —' Ji8- 5i 3 13 3 Hurney, f ..16, 3 6 12 Gilbert, c . 2 1 , 2 4i Gambini, g- 0 1 I Johnson, g 6 i 0- 2 McPhee, c .. 2! 0 1 1 Foy, g — 0 0- • 0 0 Hicks, g 0' 0 1 1 2: '4. 3: 2'.-' 1' 0 Totals, .......63: 10 14 THE CAMPUS CRIER NEWITT (Continued from Page 1) izations for women and youth groups. Miss Newitt was one of the leaders of the Northwest Institute of Interna­ tional Relations held at Reed College, Portland, Oregon, in June of 1939. She appeared as one of the principle speakers for Rabbi Langh's forums in Seattle last winter. POLITICAL CHAOS (Continued from Page 1") which recently slipped the blockade and reached a home port. sS * * Rome was recently the seat of nego­ tiations 'between Count Istvan Csaky, Hungarian foreign minister, and Ital­ ian' Foreign Minister Count Caleazzo Ciano. Hungary for some time has sought to claim back a part of Tran- slyvania, inhabited by 1,500,000 Hun­ garians. Rumania i-eceived this ter­ ritory at the conclusion of the World War* Italy will probably attempt to strengthen the Hungarian border against Russia, and a defense of Hun­ gary in case of a clash with that near­ by power. :» # « British censors have been too busy, so the United States recently saw fit tc notify John Bull that tampering and monkeying with United States mail on American or neutral ships was absolutely illegal. The London government acknowledged receiving the note and said 'an answer will be made in due course." 'England plans to keep important information from reaching Germany via the American mail: system.. * * * At the moment, Premier George Ta- tarescui of Rumania has boldly de­ clared his independence of Russia ar.d /furthermore states that any at­ tempt by. the Russian bear to menace the Rumanian territory of Bessarabia will be resisted. Finnish successes to date have evi­ dently had a pronounced: effect on, the .Balkan ( political state,, for, they re­ gard, .the Moscow government with much less respect. MO$ER TROPHY IS . GIVEN tO KERN iBentley Kern of Ellensburg was an- nofthced as the winner of the J. B. ''MEoser scholarship award for the 1939 football season. Kern was a guard on' the Central Washington eleven in the. past season. Kern had a grade point average of 3.47,."which is a B plus rating. This . was - the highest average of all the letter winners on the Wildcat football squad and Kern's name will be en­ graved on the Moser cup, which is a permanent trophy. For. the rest of the team, the scholarship s average was 2.33, a C plus rating, Coach Leo Nicholson an­ nounced Tuesday . s LINE AND BACKS SPLIT PAIR OF TILTS Led by big Ralph Grant, ace guard, the "linemen defeated a combination consisting of backfield men last Thursday night, as a prelim to the league encounter between the St. Martin's and Central quintets. The score was 11-9. Grant caged 3 ter- rificily long shots to take the scoring honors for the evening. Clashing with the linemen again Friday night, the backfield reversed • the count, winning by a score of 21- 16.. Tom Matelak got six points and pudgy Lounsberry garnered four. Al­ though Grant canned a couple of longs, he wasn't hot, consequently the forward wall was completely throt­ tled. The games caught the fancy of the huge crowd, hence they will clash again on Jan. 26, when the Cats do Ijattle with the Gonzaga varsity five. DIES TO TURN HIS EYE 0NC0LLEGES Congressman Martin Dies, the gov­ ernment's one-man crusade against all things un-American, has announced that he'll soon turn his prying eyes on U. S. college and universities—but he's going to get.a warm l'eception. Past activities of Mr. Dies1 well- publicized committee have already dis­ credited his work, the collegians main­ tain iii editorials in the college press, but they nevertheless fear that his proposed investigation will, without cause, injure the nation's institutions of higher learning and hamper the ac­ complishment of their programs and the fulfillment of their duties. The Ohio State University Lantern believes that 'whatever Mr. Dies' avowed good intentions were, he has scuttled them with his scurrilous tac­ tics. Mr. Dies smears names. He browbeats witnesses. He raids private correspondence. He does everything that is undemocratic aiid unpalatable to advocates of democracy. Not only •would Mr. Dies be wasting the public's money (in investigating colleges), he would be making himself a public nuisance and menace." The Amherst College Student at­ tacked the coming investigation with these words: 'It is one thing when the committee investigates members of the Communist party for subversive activities, and another when it turns to education, the single greatest es­ sential of democracy. Any injui*y to the freedom of education is striking at the life blood of democracy." "Each student, whatever his sympa­ thies, will be affected by any such in­ vestigation," says the University of Michigan Daily, "if not directly, then indirectly by witnessing the general suspension of his friends, or (if he be friendless) by the obfuscation and final obliteration of cultural progress here at the university." - The McPherson College Spectator brought the possible results of the in­ vestigation home to its readers in this manner: "If the committee should in­ vestigate McPherson College, judging by previous methods, they probably would find that the history classes are using subversive propaganda when they study the Russian system of com­ munism, the Italian corporate state, the German version of National Soc­ ialism, and the Japanese system of totalitarianism. And economics class­ es would be scored for discussing the possibility of a communistic economy, the abolition of the price system, the replacement of the capitalistic ideal vith some better methods. The right •f discussion and the right to freedom if speech and assembly are inherent ind must be retained in a democracy. Any attempt at denying that right is n itself an un-American activity." In an editorial letter to Mr. Dies, he University of Pittsburgh News hinted at a possible explanation of the congressman's move: "We realize that you (Mr. Dies) are. a wholly disinter­ ested researcher when you come to examine our. colleges and. universities, That of the 60 college journals we read, only one little school has com­ mended you, while about 45 college papers have denounced your actions has, of course, nothing to do with your sudden determination to expose those hotbeds of radicalism, the American Institutions of higher learning. Come on, Mr. Dies, we're waiting." And so, as we said in the beginning, Mr. Dies is due to receive a warm welcome from the nation's collegians!—Asso­ ciated Collegiate Press. MY WATTA DAY by ELINOR ROSIEVELVET Well, cherubs, school has started at last in dear old C. etc. with the usual after-vacation hang-overs and head­ aches. I don't know what caused the hang-overs, but some of the headaches may have been due, in part, to read­ ing the newspapers and trying to keep up with Adolph and that cute little mustache-—or maybe you've been fol­ lowing that other mustache (it's a lit­ tle bigger and easier to follow), Joe Stalin. Europe is certainly full of explo­ sions these days with all of the mines, bombs, political theories, and peace treaties blowing up in every corner of that disturbed continent. I'm inclined to agree with Kate Smith and say "God Bless America,*' but maybe it cught to be changed to "God Help America." I love this dear old country of ours, and the longer she stays out of the present mess abroad, the more I'll love her. Well enough of the upsets abroad. We've had plenty here at home. It's winter. Winter means snow. Snow means skiing. ISkiing' means upsets. Mow don't disagree—I ought to know. All I do is to strap those two hickory boards to my feet and point them down the hill. From then on, I just trust to luck and pray to God. Usual­ ly I amputate a few innocent little shrubs from the face of mother earth, and, now and then, I try a few of the bigger ones. The big ones are a lit­ tle harder to remove, so, for my own health, I try to confine my activities to the little ones. One of my friends the other day told me that skiing was a simple way of committing suicide. Frankly/I'd rather take my chances on skiis in America than be in Europe trying to commit national suicide. Well, enough of that for this week. I have to trot over to the CIO meeting and talk to them about the value of union suits as winter garments. Ah River (French) EJ0LIE. STQRY IN SONGS "Scatter-brain" You're just like the "Little Man Who Wasn't There" •" You never know - ' "What's Nejy" I bet if "They Sajf" . - "To You" "Are You Having Any Fun?" • You'd probably answer "Moj No, A Thousand Times No!"' • Why? ^ "Because" I'm sorry for myself "It's A "Hundred To One" if you'd "Sing Before Breakfast" and "Stkrt the Day Right" You wouldn't ibe a '"Melancholy Baby" -MfS' so '^Especially For You" I'll say ' , "My OPrayer" "When Day Is Done"- . —MarieHagan in Bellingrham High. Beacon. What Is College? To one great phrase-maker, college is the apprentice­ ship of life. To us, college means all this, and! more, too. It means study and research, athletics and activities, community living and bull- sessions, parties and per­ formances, classes and examinations, grades and graduation. Add to these the thousand and one events of a college career, and you get the true answer to "What is College?" And to get a true picture of all phases of college life, readers of this paper get accurate local news in our own columns and "national college news in picture and paragraph" in our Collegi­ ate Digest picture section. Follow Collegiate Digest's picture parade and com­ plete local news regularly in this newspaper. Send your pic- tures of ac­ tivities on our campus to: Col­ legiate DigcM -Seerion, Minn­ eapolis, Minn. The Campus Crier 0^%- DEMO CRAZY The cost of food: goes, up and up as each new war scare drops aroundj but it matters not how high the price, the food will still go down. But whether be it peace or strife mankind will al­ ways curse and holler not about his car or house but about his mealage on the dollar. Now over there they sweat anc strain, yet don't know what they're fighting for. They mangle, kill, de­ stroy, and maim their kinfoik in this thing called war. Well, over here it's not so bad, at least,we sleep above the ground and'don't have to start a dig- gin' each time an airplane comes around. Let's let them keep it. over there their fighting and .their fray. Let's list them keep their darned old war we'll keep our Alice Faye. P.'S.—I hope the federal agents, have the immigrants in control for it'c be tough to be accosted- by a Finnish ski patrol. SEATTLE IS GUEST TO NEWMAN CLUB The annual Newman Club North­ west Province convention was held De­ cember 27-30 at the University of Washington Newman hall, with some 60 delegates in attendance represent­ ing 10 universities and colleges. The theme of the convention, Cath­ olic Action, supported a wide and var­ ied program. Besides business ses­ sions, club banquets and breakfasts, the program also offered a Forum on Catholic Action in the Newman Club." This was presided over by Wayne Ro- berg, C. W. C. E. Newman Club presi­ dent, at which Dr. Herbert E. Cary of the U. of W., Rev. Francis Hill of the University of British Columbia and Homa Smith, president of the Uni­ versity of Washington Newman Club were the principal speakers. Besides a dance, which was held "at the University Legion Club, the con­ vention also sponsored a newspaper each day. Official delegates from in­ dividual clubs gave activity reports on then- spiritual, educational, and social With the Swing Trio furnishing the music, an ASB- dance will be held in the old gym Saturday night from 9 to 11:30 o'clock. Admission will be granted on signed ASB passes, or social privilege cards only. "N programs. Three C. W. C. E. delegates were in attendance, Lois Kryger, Lee Met- calf, and Wayne Roberg. EVERYBODY IS KICKING ABOUT OUR HOT DOGS THEY SAY THEY ARE SO GOOD THEY CAN'T HOLD AS MANY AS THEY WOULD LIKE TO EAT. The Brite Spot PHILLIPS' JEWELRY AMERICAN WATCHES JEWELRY GIFTS GUARANTEED REPAIRING 204 E. 4th Black 4491 UNITED BAKERY HONEY CRUST BREAD QUALITY BAKED GOODS 313 N. Main Ph. 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