..cawwiis CWISR CfCNTML^WASHINGTON COLLEGE OF EDUCATION VOLUME 24, NUMBER 27 July 28, 1950 ELLENSBURG, WASHINGTON 1951 GRADUATES ASKED TO SUBMIT APPLICATIONS Summer students who plan to | complete work for their bachelor of arts degree and graduate at the end of next summer, 1951, are requested to obtain an application blank from the registrar's office immediately, it was announced this week. The reason for the early application is I so that summer students, who attend | CWCE only during the summer, can have their past work properly evalu­ ated. One-Act Plays On Next Week Mentors of the dramatic production class under the direction of Mr. Norman Howell will present a program of one-act plays in the college audi­ torium on the evenings of August 1 and 2. The first of the double bill, Florence Ryerson's farce, "A Cup of Tea", will be performed by Betty Preston, Betty Ireland, Bob Rumsey, and John Ireland. The second, Glenn Hughes', "Red Carnation", will be staged by Jerry Tucker, Dave Berg, and Les Younie. The sets for the two plays have^ been designed and the details of construction and decoration executed by the members of the dramatic production class with Pat Glendenning as stage manager. Others assisting with the production of the plays are: Cliff Hazen, Nick Slater, and Jim Woody, stagecrew Dave Berg, publi­ city Betty Ireland, programs Betty Zurschmiede, prompter Shirley Heckel, properties Verna Jones, house manager and Don Hartsell, music. College students will be admitted to the performance of these plays on their SGA cards. There will be no charge for admission. Those holding even numbered cards are requested to attend Tuesday evening and those holding odd numbered cards, ednesday evening. This request is |made so that the actors and the crew members may have the additional experience that will come through heir doing two performances. Members of the faculty and admin­ istrators are invited to attend either [performance. Commencement Will Set New CWCE Record Commencement exercises, sche­ duled for Sunday, August 13, will set a record figure for the number of degrees to be granted by Central Washington College of Education for the 1949-50 academic year. With 63 summer school students to receive degrees next month, the total 'or the year rises to 357. One-hundred and ninety-four degrees were granted at spring Commencement. This figure also ncluded students who finished work 'or their degree in December and March as well as six graduate stu­ dents who were awarded master of education degrees. Of the 163 can­ didates for degrees in Ajpgttst, 10 are to receive the mastep of educa- ion degree. Rev. Robert N. McLean of Yakima will be the featured Commencement speaker. As his subject, he has chosen the title, "Dining Car in . he Rear." Dr. Wesley Crum, associate professor of education, lias been designated Commencement marshall for the ceremony. Because of the large number of graduates and the limited capacity of the college auditorium, tentative plans are to hold the ceremony on he lot just back of the Administration building. Chairs will be set up and a public address system will be in operation. In order to assure parents and close friends of graduating seniors seat at the ceremony, students receiving degrees will be alloted tickets for that purpose. Time originally scheduled for the program was 4 p.m. Commence­ ment officials believed, however, that if an outside ceremony were decided upon, the time would be changed to 5 p.m. to benefit from the lowered sun. Faculty members serving on the commencement committee under the chairmanship of Dr. Crum are: Dr. Marshall Mayberry, associate pro- essor of botany Perry H. Mitchell, registrar Mrs. Annette Hitchcock, dean of women and Miss Barbara ioffman, director of dormitories. SCENES ABOVE SHOW THE VARIETY OF ENTERTAINMENT IN THE DON GEORGE SHOW Don George Brings Marionettes Here For College Show The Don George Marionette show will appear in an all college assembly Tuesday, August 8, at 8 p.m. in the college auditorium. Advance releases give the following information about the performance. "A brief lecture by Don George opens the performance, in which he tells of the origin and history of puppets and marionettes, discusses the various kinds of puppets, and explains the construction and mani­ pulation of marionettes. "Then the program is turned over to a saucy, red-haired marionette, Caspar, who acts as master of ceremonies for the balance of the performance. "Recognized as 'the man who brings puppets to life', Don George s has combined the skill of the mani- -fyilator with the craft of the showman to create solid entertainment for the audience. "In traditional M.C. style, Caspar v introduces various acts—many are * story book characters—from Alice in Wonderland, Rip Van Winkle, Faust, and others. There are special acts, too, such as a strong man, a hula dancer, and a xylophone artist that drinks coke. "With all the charm of the story­ book, the characters one-by-one receive the magic touch of the artist and, through the slender threads that support them, appear to come to life before the delighted gaze of the onlookers." Don George taught a professional puppetry summer school course at Eastern Washington College of Education in 1948. Recently he has appeared on television with Caspar, doing ten minute commercials during the televised football games. Praise Dewey, I Have Pragmatism In My Soul By Warren Faulkner Gloom enveloped everything. It covered the walls, floor, table and, for all I know, the standard appliances in the shower room. Even the play­ ing by KXLE of numbers of tre­ mendous cultural value like the tender, romantic, "I saw blood on the Highway", or the gently inspiring "Pistol Packin' Mama", or that fine old Elizabethan ballad, "Detour, There's a Middy Road Ahead", could not dispel it. A globule of glpom was even forming on the ceiling and as I watched in horrified anticipation, it broke and struck the floor at the same instant as that genial man about campus, Thyme Thmythe, dashed into the room. "What's the matter Faulkner", he asked, bursting into hot tears at the sight of all the gloom on my countenance and on the standard appliances in the shower room. "Nothing is particularly wrong", I answered through my own scalding, gloomy tears, "except that I flunked Ed. 100, Ed. 69, Ed. 94, and Ed. 00, which is a remedial course in educa­ tion. Thyme was silent for a moment and then spoke decisively, "Faulkner you need a set of my key words and phrases". NEVER ASK WHAT THEY MEAN I should have immediately asked just what in the hell he meant by key words, but I didn't for I was wise in one respect—I never ask Education steeped people what they mean by anything. Fortunately he was hot on this subject and went on, "My list includes integral parts of every professor of Education's vocabulary, for instance meaningful situation, core curriculum, revitalization,concomitant learnings, correlation, enriched course of study, ongoingness, life experiences, inte grated or fused studies, implementa­ tion, resource visitors, intrinsic need, community resources, vertical articulation and horizontal arti­ culation, by and large, and last but not least, language arts. These words all have this in common, they all have fuzzy meanings and can be used without thinking. In fact, I never think when I use them". ROAD TO STRAIGHT A'S "And you get straight A's too", I said dreamily, envisioning some fairly good grades for myself. Thyme ignored me and went on, "These words have been used so much that they have lost what mean­ ing, they originally had and conse­ quently cannot be used incorrectly. String them together with the words implement, motivate, and articulate, and believe me old buddy you can forget about original thinking". The utterly blasphemous nature of Thyme fascinated me and instead of kicking him down the stairwell for his heresy, as any other intelli gent Central man would have done, I probed for more information. "Could one use these key phrases in class discussion or on a methods panel?", I asked. "Speak them loudly enough and you can use this list the rest of your life and no one will ever know the difference", Thyme assured me, "you can speak on any subject in the world, whether you know anything or not, if you will only speak posi­ tively". "Do you mean to tell me that most of the leaders like yourself don't really know what they are talk­ ing about, but are really mouthing (Continued on Page 4) Good Teaching Pointers Given By Ray Gulick Dr. LouisRaths, Executive Direc­ tor of the Bureau of Education and Professor of Education at New York University, spoke on "What is Good Teaching?" in the College Auditorium Thursday evening. Dr. Raths said that ninety per cent of good teaching was "showing how" and giving time for practice under kindly supervision. Teachers fre­ quently fall into the malpractice of merely "telling how" and not allowing- time for practice erf learning, espec­ ially college teachers, he empha­ sized. Student must have opportunity to practice what they learn, he said. Restoring needs that may have been blocked off by environment or psychosomatic ailments is good teaching, he said. Clarifying the students thinking and. getting him to sharpen up what he's trying to say or do, that's teaching, he added. Dr. Raths said the teacher should give children a sense of security, affection and the feeling that they are wanted and needed. Giving a sense of protection against fear of (Continued on Page 4) PTA Workshop Enrolled Record I By Dorothy Moon This year's FTA workshop boasted the largest number of registered | delegates of any workshop thus far Between 55 and 60 registered, the large majority for credit, and the attendance at each session was bolstered by visitors from among jthe students on the campus. According to Mabel T. Anderson, associate professor of education, and coordinator for the workshop, the spirit of participation was excellent. Both Miss Anderson and Jack Hall, j acting director of the college elemen­ tary school, were generous in their praise of Mrs. A. M. Walrath, vice president of the Washington Congress | of Parents and Teachers, for setting la tone of informality during the work valuable session each morning on I PTA procedures and techniques. Angelo Guiadrone, superintendent |of Ellensburg's city schools, very jably opened the first session on [Continued on Page 4) Construction Qf New CW Buildings To Begin Monday Actual construction of the three new buildings for the CWCE csmpus-- a men's dormitory, a .gammons building, and a Student Unionsouiki­ ng—will begin next Monday, accord­ ing to a report this week by Pres. Robert E. McConnell. The board of trustees met last Friday in Seattle and awarded the construction contract to Ketner Brothers of Tacoma. The board also approved the sale of a $700,000 bond issue to finance the structures. Jnder the contract, buildings are to be completed in six months. Contract for construction was made to Ketner Brothers on a bid of $641,220 for the three buildings. They submitted the low bid on each of the three individual buildings when bids were opened July 11. The three buildings will be constructed simul­ taneously, requiring a large labor force. Buildings will be of reinforced concrete construction and the Com­ mons will be designed to feed 500 students and will have a smaller dining room for conferences and small groups. The Student Union will house the book store, a snack bar, offices for SGA, the Crier office, the Hyakem office, a lounge and recreational facilities for students and a faculty lounge. The men's dormitory will house 100 students. Bonds will be sold to private investors. They will be retired from revenues from the buildings and in the case of the Student Union, from fees as well. Effective interest rate for the bonds is approximately 2.92 per cent. Bert C. Cross Resigns From Central Position Mr. Bert C. Cross, director of publications, announced his resigna­ tion this week after three and one- half years service on the Central Washington College staff. He plans to do graduate work in journalism next year. While here Mr. Cross served as publicity director for the college, taught journalism classes, advised The Campus Crier, and edited the alumni Newsletter. He came to Central in April, 1947 from the University of Washington, where he received his B.A. degree in journalism.
Page 2 THE CAMPUS CRIER July 27, 1950 The Campus Crier Published bi-weekly during the summer quarter as the official publication of the Student Government Association of Central Washing­ ton College of Education, Ellensburg, Washington. Student subscription is included in the Associated student fee. Entered as second class matter in the Post Office at Ellensburg, Washington. Member of the Northwest Intercollegiate Press Conference, the Associated Collegiate Press. Represented for national advertising by National Advertising Service Inc., 420 Madison Ave., New York City. EDITOR GERALD VARNER NEWS EDITOR DICK NORMAN SPORTS EDITOR JERRY MARKS BUSINESS MANAGER VIC BROWN STAFF MEMBERS JANET BENSON, RAY GULICK, WALT SEARLE, HAL POOLE, DOROTHY MOON IBM OPERATOR CAROL LUCAS ADVISOR BERT C. CROSS Are We To Witness World War III? Nations of the world are preparing for World War m, while consciously stating beliefs that a major catrastrophe can be prevented and that some­ how peace can and will be maintained. The sincerity of such statements, which are being made parallel with war preparedness orders, may be contested. Repeating the above, nations are preparing for war while talking peace, From this statement let us phrase our question. Are present world developments leading to war, or to peace? Let's approach an answer to this question by viewing conditions today through historical interpretations. TODAY the American world and Russian world are engaged in a gigan­ tic armaments race. HISTORY shows clearly that such events are steps toward war, not peace. TODAY military leaders are becoming more and more important in high government circles of world nations. HISTORY indicates that militarists are inclined to think in terms of war, not peace. (We call this militarism)*. TODAY the powers of the world are aligned in two military alliances (Russian orbit and North Atlantic Pact). HISTORY does not hesitate in pointing out that this leads to war , not peace. (We call this military alliances)*. TODAY peoples of the world are imbued with undying loyalty toward their respective countries (patriotism). HISTORY holds this as one of the more basic, fundamental causes of war, not peace. (We call this nationalism)*. TODAY political boundaries divide national groups (i.e., Korea, Ger­ many, Austria). HISTORY knows this as a cause of war, not peace. (We call this irredentism)*. TODAY Russia Is attempting to extend her political influence by ex­ panding communism, while America Is attempting to spread her Ideas to insure US well being. HISTORY teaches us that this leads to war, not peace. (We call this imperialism)*. TODAY Russia is seeking new markets and raw materials by ex­ panding communism, while America Is seeking to Insure and advance present markets and raw material sources by extending democratic and and capitalist ideas. HISTORY leaves no doubt but that this leads to war, not peace. (We call this economic rivalry)*. TODAY the United Nations is inadequate to maintain world law and order, and chaos In international affairs is the rule. HISTORY points out that this condition breeds war, not peace. (We call this international anarchy)*. The above may appear to be stated in theory, but It Is as close to a scientific analysis as present tools permit. It is evident that the seven conditions stated exist today, and In the past these conditions have always led to war, not peace. The answer to our original question then appears to be that we are well on the road to war. .Another question appears: Is it too late to turn back? If not, which road do we take? This writer believes that it would not be too late to change the course of events, IF the world's leaders (all of them, both American and Russian) were aware of the end they're now pursuing, and IF they truly desired to do something about it. Adjusting the above seven conditions would be the logical point of departure. But there are those big If's. And because they are there history (through this writer's eyes) can only see war ahead, not peace. Such lesser items as the time of the conflagration, weapons to be used, who will be the greater loser, etc, are not answered by history. Also, history does not necessarily tell us that Russia and America are to be the opposing teams. •(These are generally considered to be the seven basic and fundamental causes of wars). Gerald Varner Ronald Keith Gillejpie, not*4 affile and lovti: ha bicomc i ir V hi* career — As- a semi-pro, Ronald stole 11 bases and killed 34 infielders.He batted %j001 for the Bremerton Sanitation Dept, Aa a pu£illg. lie was managed by Ma Prater and amassed a total of 17 knockouts, 23 decisions, and one victory^ "Canvasback" attributes his success to clean living by WAIT /EAALE Social Calendar By Hal Poole In addition to the regular Wednesday _ and Saturday night mixers the SGAf has scheduled two special social events for the remainder of the summer term. Saturday evening Sue Lombard will sponsor a tennis court dance.^ Munson and Sue will jointly sponsor a swim party and picnic lunch at the City Park August 5. Also, the regular Friday night movies will be continues. Tomorrow evening "Keys of the Kingdom" will show, and for August 4 "Stagecoach" is scheduled. "Keys of the Kingdom" is a 20th Century Fox film starring Gregory Peck, Thomas Mitchell and Roddy McDowell. It is a heartwarming and spiritual handling of A. J. Cronin's best-selling novel. The drama that befalls a kindly scottish priest In China is sensitively portrayed by an excellent, cast. It's not the "miss" in the engine That causes the trouble, by heck. It's the Miss beside the driver With both arms around his neck. library Notes Three members of the library staff, the Misses Mount, Church and Finseth, attended the annual Library Conference of the Wash­ ington Institute of Government on the University campus July 10. In the all-day session the topic for discussion was State-wide Library Service. It was pointed out that this could best be accomplished through the establishment of twelve regional county libraries which would cover the population in all parts of the state. Seventeen county libraries now exist. According to a recent survey, it was recommended that Kittitas County join with the existing Yakima County Library to serve the rural areas of this county. THE JOURNAL OF TEACHER EDUCATION, a quarterly which made Its first appearance In March 1950 is the first periodical of a substantial nature to cove? the teacher-education field. Anyone who is interested in the training of teachers should examine this professional journal which is shelved at the Reserve Desk in the library. To fill the request for examples of research studies in the field of education a journal devoted to the application of measures of individual differenced, called EDUCATIONAL AND PSYCHOLOGICAL MEASURE­ MENT, can now be found among current periodicals in the stacks. An airmail letter bearing the stamps of Pakistan arrived In the mail last week offering the library a gift of 13 volumes of Islamic subjects. Recently the college library sent a box of books to a university library in the Philippines. The president of that institution had called for aid in rehabilitating his war devasted library. Question of the Week The older students on the campus seem disinclined to discuss last week's comments from some of our younger contemporaries In the Question of the Week column. The general attitude seems to be that it igp't worth a paragraph and that the least said the better, anyway. There were some comments around and about to the effect that adolescence is a passing phase and that even though the "kids" have the world by the tail today that they may one day lose their grip and discover they are looking the animal full in the face. When asked what she got out of summer school, Ethel Myers obliged with the following comment: "Going to school is a morale builder. We find that for one who has always had the interest of the child at heart the changes are more a matter of vocabulary than of basic principles. It helps to find that we can fall in line and learn some new classroom techniques. It helps to find that we can learn! There are so many lovely things to do and make in school these days! • 'We enjoy meeting friends of other days and making new friends. It is a privilege to work with our instructors and to hear the guest speakers who come to our assemblies. "We also consider it a privilege to associate on the campus and in the classroom with the splendid young people who are attending college. The freshness of their point of view is an inspiration to us. The courtesy they extend to us intensifies in us the faith we have always had in the voune people of this generation. "Tt is a rest to be relieved of household duties and to eat our meals in the dining hall. Incidentally, It Is fun to listen to the youngsters "crab" about the perfectly wonderful food (apologies to Sam Green!). lnH from Ada Shockley comes the following comment - "Summer ^ . - f rne* in prow not only In my attitude toward my schoo is a t.me to grow ra » ^ ,n teachlng.profession, 0„e of the but also in new summer school is the valuable and stimulat- and "new" teachers may stare.their experience and enthusiasm for teaching " New Film Preview Schedule To Continue Schedule for new educational films being previewed for the benefit of summer session students continues as follows: August 1 M 102, 4 to 5 p.m. Meaning of P.I. Glenn Wakes Up, How We Cooperate, and Learning from Class Discussion. August 3 M 102, 4 to 5 p.m., Obligation, A Date with Your Family, and Great Waltz. JMSTS ' 4 4 \[y UJAir SEAftUt Mr. and Mrs. Fred Porter of Richland will have an exhibit of their paintings here from July 31 to August 5. Both have studied and painted in the East and their oils and watercolors are highly regarded. The Exhibit will be held in A-300. Miss Burley's oil and watercolor classes recently made a painting excursion to the cabin of the Gilbert Kanors to Lake CleElum. A rain, hail storm and electric storm failed to dampen their enthusiasm. The members of the WAA provided an excellent dinner. Next Tuesday the same group will go to Smith's Green Canyon farm and the following week to Nicol- aisson's ranch in Badger Pocket. The CWCE Art Faculty will exhibit their work from August 7- 14. This will include a number of award winning paintings. Paintings by Miss Constance Fowler, Miss Sarah Spurgeon, Miss Josephine Bur ley, Mr. Neil Koch, and Mr. Reino Randal will be shown. The exhibit is one of the highlights of the summer quarter and certainly no one should miss it. Mr. Neil Koch's Interior Design class has been doing some fine work in the manufacture of miniature homes. These tiny villas have been beautifully rendered in balsa wood, cardboard, textiles and many other materials which reflect the ingenuity of tKe students. Even landscapes are ma iactured, with the use of real shrubs. These houses are full of the most modern trends in home planning and a visit to A-400 should prove profitable to you. "Howdid you learn to kiss like that?" "Siphoning gas." LIBERTY THURS - FRI - SAT Authorized Dealer cD PIAMOND RINGS DICKSON JEWELERS Pix Theatre Building mm SUNDAY - MONDAY vttWMDA PENNEY'S COME IN AND SEE OUR BIG SALE ON AO Wool BLANKETS 3 pounds 4 pounds 5.77 9*9© THESE BLANKETS MAKE WONDERFUL GIFTS, ALSO FOR YOUR HOPE CHEST. AND FOR THE COLD WINTER COMING! STOCK UP NOW! Buy Them Now On Lay-a-way Plan
SPORTS DOPE This summer, many of Central's students have been spending part of their leisure time at near-by rivers and streams, outwitting the local fish. Also this summer, some of Central's students have been spend­ ing their leisure time at these same places letting the fish outwit them. . Four of these latter include Clayton Frasier, Bob Dragness, Jim Scott, and Grankie Osborne. Your reporter tried \pinly to interview these men and finally managed to trap one at lunch (he was eating a jar of salmon eggs). I am not at liberty to disclose the name of the astronomical angler I interviewed but he lives across the street from the College Inn, is a football??--no, that's—is a football player!, is a little on the chubby side is very shy neyer talks about fishing, and his first name spelled back­ wards is Notyalc. I couldn't make much from the interview, as he was very busy eating but 1 did learn that he goes fishing just for the HALIBUT, is a Uttle hard of HERRING, likes to spend his afternoons PERCHed on a HADDOCK in the back yard, and expects to get COD in the draft. This little SHRIMP's favbrite expression is "Holy MACKEREL", and he can usually be seen FLOUNDERing around the College Inn eating an all-day SUCKER. They say he does it on PORPOSE! also, it was learned from this interview that our boy OYSTER be a piano TUNA before coming to Central, with an outfit down on PIKE street, he says he quit because the boss was a BULLHEAD, and used to WHALE the tar out of him. SEATTLE UNIVERSITY MAY JOIN EVERGREEN CONFERENCE A lot of talk has been going around lately about Seattle University joining Central, tfhttworth, Eastern, Western, St. Martin's, PLC, CPS, and UBC in the Evergreen Conference. The SU athletic department has reportedly officially asked for admittance into this loop and as yet, no announcement of acceptance or rejection by league officials has been reported. Seattle U. basketball and baseball teams have met the Wildcats many times in non-conference tilts, and the Chieftains from the coast always seem able to field strong teams capable of providing tough competition. More than once too, they have left Ellensburg on the long end of scores. One big advantage of having SU in the league would be the publicity it would provide in the Seattle newspapers. The Seattle papers are notoriously skimpy in their coverage of Evergreen Athletics, but with a local team in this league their interest would, of course,.greatly % increase. The Chieftains do not field a football team, but do sponsor full schedules in baseball, basketball, golf, and tennis. With all other teams in this league entering football teams, league officials may be hesitant about admitting one without a grid squad. FORMER ATHLETE' BACK THIS SUMMER The majority of the students in Coach L. G. Carmody's seventh period golf class look on Pete Baffero as just another student who is assisting Mr. Carmody teach them to play golf. But if any of them had attended Central during 1931-32-33 they would look at him with much respect as a football player, for Pete was one of the outstanding players of the league during those years. He was selected as winner of the Rotary Inspirational Award for his achievements as a guard when only a Sophomore, and went on to play two more years of top- notch football for the Wildcats in the old Winco League. Pete has been coaching junior football at Kent, and basketball and golf at the Kent-Meridian High School in the tough Puget Sound League. This is his first summer school at Central since his graduation, although he has attended the University of Washington summer sessions in '38, '46 and '47. He is now completing work on a secondary certi­ ficate. GILLESPIE FAITHFUL TO TEAM Ronnie Gillespie, ace softball pitcher of the games held behind the Campus Club on Monday and Thursday nights has announced news that will come as a relief to all members of teams opposing him. He made it clear in a recent interview that he has no plans of signing with.any professional team before the end of summer school. He also disclosed thit if General McArthur calls upon him for any strategic aid, he will' request permission to rejoin his old outfit-- The Fighting Forty-fourth Garbage Disposal Unit, and that he will ask his close friend "Mac" for permission to fly back from Korea on Mondays and Thursdays for the games. Central's 1950 football schedule has been released, with the Wildcats slated to take on nine teams in as many grid contests this fall. Four of the nine games will be played in Ellensburg. The Wildcat's open their schedule September 23 at Salem, Oregon where they'll tangle with Willamette College's delegation. The following week they'll make their first local appearance as they meet the Pacific Lutheran College Gladiators here. After that, Coach Shorty Luft's pigskin packers will play North Idaho State, College of Puget Sound, Oregon College of Education, Western Washington, Whitworth, St. Martin's, and Eastern in that order. The last game, with the Savages, will be played Nov. 18. THE 1950 CWC FOOTBALL SCHEDULE September 23 Willamette at Salem September 30 PLC at E Uensburg . October 7 North Idaho State at Lewiston October 14 CPS at Tacoma October 21 Oregon College of Ed. at Ellensburg October 28 Western Washington at Bellingham November 4 Whitworth at Spokane November 11 St. Martin's at Ellensburg November 18 Eastern Washington at Ellensburg v * To Keep Cool Try DARIGOLD ICE CREAM All Flavors Kittitas County Dairymen's Association Army IQ Test Pass To Front By Walt Searle In the last few days the bulletin board in Munson Hall has become a center of attraction. Sporting such announcements as, "Escape the draft, join the Foreign Legion now!" and "Non-Veterans, here is your chance to get on the G.I. Bill. Join the U.S. Army.", the bulletin boaztl has apparently attracted the best gpg writers in the hall. New announcements appear daily, some conplete with illustrations. Here are a few of the more publishable items. QUALIFICATION TEST FOR U.S. ARMY (Mental age of Eight years required) 1. What is Mother Prater's last name? 2. You are now in one of the forty- wight states. Name that state. 3. If Gillespie had a quart of whiskey and I had two, how much would we both have in thirty minutes? 4. What is the price of a three cent stamp? 5. If Marks had two firecrackers and Hawkins had ghree, how many would be at the bottom of the stairs in three minutes? ANY ANSWER TO ONE OF THE ABOVE QUESTIONS GUARANTEES YOU A POSITION ON A KOREAN BEACHHEAD. Spend your vacation in beautiful Korea! (also some openings in Siberia) Girls will love you in an infantry uniform. See Gen. Marks, Barracks #303 or Pfc. Gillespie, guard house. New GI Bill Rules Established By VA Veterans taking graduate study leading to a graduate degree under the Serviceman's Readjustment Act must meet certain requirements to be tligible for continued benefits after statutory delimiting date. July 25, 1951, it was reported by the veteran's advisor's office this week. 1. Must be attending 1950 summer session and regularly employed as a teacher for school term 1950-51. 2. Must pursue graduate study summer session 1951, or be enrolled on or before July 24, 1951 and is regularly employed as a teacher for school year 1951-52. 3. Must continue graduate study during successive summer sessions following employment as a teacher during successive school years. Failure to meet the above require­ ments will end rights to further education or training under the law. Delimiting dates are July 25, 1951 and particular conditions contracted under Public Law 190, 79th Congress. It is understood that these conditions apply only to graduate study. These points and others may be clarified at the veteran's advisor's office. Campus Trier, July 27, Page 3 "How's Smith on the high jump. Any good?" "Naw, he can hardly clear his throat." Sign Now For Camping Jaunt Mr. Shelton Kem, manager of CWC summer tours, has announced that there are still vacancies for student and faculty members wishing to make the overnight camping trip to Table Mountain, high in the Cascade woods. He has made room for 5 more than was originally planned, thus allowing 9 openings, and a total of 25 campers. The trip is scheduled for August 5 and 6 (Saturday and Sunday) and will feature camping out in the rough in sleeping bags, fishing, hiking, out door study, watching one of Wash­ ington's largest elk herds, and eating a bean-hole dinner at 6,000 feet above sea level. Mr. Kem reminded those going to check their equipment against a check list to prevent forgetting important articles. According to Mr. Kem, essential equipment should include: sleeping bag or blankets, old clothes (jeans or slacks), a light coat or sweater, a heavy and a light pair of sox, towel and wash cloth, shoes light and heavy (or just heavy), toilet articles, matches, and a knife. Manager Kem suggested that for optional equipment, campers bring candles, cameras, fishing equipment, musical instruments such as ukulele, flash light, and mosquito repellent. Souvenirs of your Summer at CWCE Petrified Wood, Agates, Jewelry Cascade Agate Shop Gems of the Golden West 501 W. 8th St. Ellensburg i: If Your CLOTHES Aren't Becoming To You They Should Be Coming To Us! CAREFUL CLEANERS -ACROSS THE STREET FROM THE COLLEGE- AUDITORIUM COVERED BUTTON8 Unquestionable Freshness Is Contained in Our Bread Cakes Rolls Cookies Pies And All Homelike Bakery Goods MODEL BAKERY
Page 4 July 28, Campus Crier Modern Approach To Mental Illness Needed—Kelley Using the topic, "Facts and Fables in Psychiatry", Dr. Douglas M. Kelley, psychiatrist and author, addressed a large audience of CWCE students recently. In pointing out the need for a modern approach to the problems of mental illness. Dr. Kelley stated, "A dark stigma still clings to this subject, and the witchcraft fables ol the middle ages still have a bear - ing on the average concept of the disease." Dr. Kelley mentioned the fact that in our court systems today the responsibility of deciding whether or not a defendent is sane rests with twelve laymen. "This is a direct continuation", he declared," of the supposedly abandoned witch- eralt trials of the dark ages". Most people who seek psychiatric treatment don't need it," Dr. Kelley stated," and most of those who do need treatment are unaware of the fact. In any case, one should con­ sult an M.D. first and a psychiatrist only on the recomendation of the M.D.," he added. Dr. Kelley cited the fact that one out of every five of us has a mentally equal to or lower than that of the average eight year old. "This fa average eight year old. "This all boils down to the fact". Dr. Kelley ended, -'that you may be sane, or, you may be not!" In this life you are given two ends one to sit on and the other to think with. Your success will depend on which you use the most. Heads you win. tails you lose. Engagements And Weddings Announced Pat Maloney and Bill Kaleniusl were married Sunday, July 16, 1950. They will reside in Yakima at the end| of Summer quarter. Married also Sunday the 16th, wer Ina Hardman and Gene Mason. Inal is a graduate of Central and is work-| ing in the Business Office summer quarter. Carol Nystrom, a student of CWCE] was married last Sunday to Donn Rothe, a student at the University of Washington. Donn has a brother ,| Dick Rothe, attending Central. Olive Lewis of Sue Lombard andl Ray Strong of Munson, have announced) their engagement. Louise Smith and Jim Buchanan a graduate of Central, have plannei their marriage for August. Louisi will graduate this quarter and the plan to teach in Wenatchee. Pat Lane, a graduate of Central,! and Ken Cochran have made their| plans for August 19. PRAISE DEWEY,^-GOT IT (Continued from Page 1) phrases—positively of course,' I asked querulously. "Absolutely, Dennis Day, abso­ lutely", Thyme answered sarcasti­ cally, irritated by my naivete. Well, I am firmly convinced that Thyme will and should be burned at the stake for his many heresies, but just the same, from now on, with his list of key words, I am going to be a hard man to beat. In fact you can't beat a person who is implemented with real life learn­ ings, and is motivated by a vision of vertical and horizonal articulation of all subject matter in an enriched curriculum. As 1 must leave you now, I can only say, with a heart bursting with joy, "Fraise Dewey, I have corre­ lation in my soul." Five unidentified students above taxed the mountain facilities of a one-room school house near Stehekin Lodge on the north tip of Lake Chelan. The group made an overnight trip to the Lodge as part of the Summer Recreational tours sponsored by the College for summer students. KreideVs for COOL DRESSES Summer and Sports Clothes Cleaned Perfectly Model Laundry and Cleaners 37 Years Same Location Union Shop 'Spud Face' Gets Rebuttal By Jan Benson Where's Spud Face! Where's the Potato hiding? If you have ever seen a scared jack rabbit, you'll know what Spud Face looked like two weeks ago. Every, time he saw a woman of the female sex that looked over twenty-one years old he shrivilled up another inch. No doubt before the day was half over he wished he could be in a condition where he could afford to refuse a spud, but with the pound he'd sweated off. But then the light dawned! There would be no murder after all. No one hated him. Everyone was laugh- I ing-with him, not at him. Never has such a change come over a person, | as there came over Spud Face. For the first time since he had written Ithat article (Campus Crier, July 13) he felt like he could hold up his |head in public again. Now let me tell you what happened when Spud Face displayed his subtle sense of humor in the paper. Instead of getting expelled or knocked down a peg, what happens to him. He gets a present. The nicest pair of rose colored glasses you have ever seen Instead of being insulted, they fee sorry for him. Even get a little sentimental and write him a poem I just asked him the other day if the rose colored glasses made his outlook on the world, and the women in chow line, any different. He didn't seem to think so. But I noticed just lone small detail. Now, when the spuds are served by Spud Face the women always seem to want an extra helping. My abnormal phsyc class has given me the answer to this perplexing action, but for fear of I embarrassing some members of teaching profession, I shall decline to give the reasons for this reverse procedure. All I can say is that Spud Face cut off his nose to spite his face. Instead of just causing a titter as to the averdupois of the women in cKow line, he has caused that line to increase, not in length, but in weight. He's lucky that he's here and their husbands are there. That double portion of spuds that the women indulge in to keep their dig­ nity is gping to create many an angry husband. I suggest that Spud Face retract his statements before he is brought to court as "the other man" in a series of divorce cases that will go down in history. But then maybe he knows what he's doing. They say that fame is gained only by those that go after it— and from where I sit Spud Face has done just that. Just one catch. If the husbands get to him, will he be around long enough to enjoy the fame. Only time will tell. GOOD TEACHING POINTERS GIVEN (Contiuned from Page 1) punishment and a need for sharing in decisions that affect them are important to a child, he continues. : Developing unity in the group, yet respecting the minorities rights and feelings is important, the speaker ' indicated. Even though the minority disagrees with the majority they . still can feel identity with the group —that's teaching, he said. When a school enriches the life of a community, that's good teaching, he Continued. • Schools are supported by people who want their children to have an easier life than they had, and by the feeling that the school makes a good town, he declared. The satisfaction of having done all one can to make other's lives better and happier*, the feeliiig that one has done all that could be expected of them, that is good teaching, Dr. Raths concluded. PTA WORKSHOP ENROLLED RECORD (Contiuned from Pa ge 1) Monday with an address "What Kind of School Do We Want for Our Children?", setting up a problem which in reality became the theme of the week. Jack Hall reports that Dr. Loretta Miller's address on "The Home and school work together for Feeling of Security" was largely centered around stating principles, and giving concrete illustrations of how to make those principles work in the field. Each morning's session was characterized by an outstanding speaker, followed by a panel dis­ cussion' and the afternoon program presented films relating to the topic of the morning, after which the assembly was divided into five discussion groups. The session on impending legis­ lation, on Thursday morning, fostered a great deal of spirited interest during the discussion periods. It Pays To Stay In The Well Dressed Circle LEE SEMON'S Refresh...add zest to tlie hour hospitality so easy, so welcome GL Ash for it either both trade-markt the same thing BOTTLED UNDER AUTHOHTY OF THE COCA-COIA COMPANY BY ELLENSBURG COCA-COLA BOTTLING COMPANY Ellensburg and Cle Elum *\ L. Schulkr "Home of Fine Foods Jantzen and Mac Gregor SWIM TRUNKS New Shipment, Just Arrived CREAM CORDS for campus wear T SHIRTS SPORT SHIRTS at FARRELL'S 405 NO. PEARL "11950, Tlw Coco-Cola Company