Oebser, Kramer, Shriner Elected Top SGA Officials VERNA SHRINER LES KRAMER LEN OEBSER WAMPUS CCNTiyM. A WASHINGTON COLLEGE OP EDUCATION JLw, X Volum 25. Number 20 Ellensburg, Washington a April 19. 1951 Vignettes Of New SGA Officers Innumerate Estimable Qualities by Yoshi Yonekawa Len Oebser, who will succeed A1 Adams in the office of president of SGA, is a married veteran and lives at Vetville. His home town is Hoquiam and he has lived at Alford hall. At Central he is a junior majoring in social sciences and minoring in industrial arts. He has been active in SGA activities during his college career having been president of Alford hall, a representative to the SGA for the Walnut street dorms and chairman and member of the honor council. Lester Kramer is an Alford man Next Monday and Tuesday are the last days that students who have money or books in the book j exchange may claim their pro- i perty. Merle Meyer, corresponding | secretary for the IK's said that these days will be the last chance and that the exchange will be open from 1-3 p.m. who comes from Seattle to engage in recreation for a major and phy­ sical education and industrial arts for a minor at Sweecy. He belongs to the Rec club. The job of vice- presidency now rests on his shoul­ ders. Kennedy is sophomore Verna Mae Shriner's, SGA's new secretary, campus residence. Music has her both ways as a major and minor. She has been active in Sigma Mu Epsilon, music honorary, and In Central's band. She Is a member of Spurs, and the Inter-Varsity Christian Fellowship. Representing the men on the honor council for next year, will be Dean Thompson, who is a soph­ omore residing at Montgomery hall. Hoquiam is Dean's hometown. At Central he is majoring in music and minoring In education and his­ tory. Dean is a member of Sigma Mu Epsilon and the band. He has played in the intramural volley­ ball games. Dorothy Voss is the new women's representitive to the honor council. She is a sophomore residing at Kamola and has been active In AWS activities. From Bremerton, she came here to major in English and minor in history. Kamola's representitive to the SGA council is Mike Adams. Port economics and commercial educa­ tion. Sigma Tau Alpha, Rainbow honorary, FTA, Future Teachers of America, and Off Campus Women's club have had her services. Mary Miller will represent Sue Lombard on the SGA council. Soph­ omore Mary is from Montesano and is studying English as her major and library science as her minor while being active In Newman club activities. Vetville's Dwayne Hall will re­ present the married people of Sweecy. He is a junior and originally came from Grandvlew. He attended East­ ern Washington College before he came here to minor in geography and major in recreation. Alpha Phi Omega, Boy Scout's honorary and Rec club work have been his activ­ ities. Thomas Bostlc Is a sophomore from Carmody and will represent the Walnut street dorms. He Is a PE major aadhas been active MIA member. Seattle Is Tom's home town. Kem, Faculty Member, Called To Active Duty Shelton D. Kem of the physical education department at Central Washington College, has been noti­ fied to report April 23 at Hamilton ^eteriTM¥e™home"tat7to four.service - —«—cast Kem held the rank of major as an administrative office in the former U.S. Army Air Corps, and is a member of the reserve. Bossing To Speak Classes Dismissed An all-College assembly next Monday will feature Nelson L. Bos­ sing, professor of secondary ed­ ucation at the University of Min­ nesota, speaking on "Some False Assumptions In Education." Dr. Bossing, a native of Port­ land and a friend of Dr. McCon- nell, will speak at 10 a.m. in the College auditorium. in her two years here, being active in Spurs, Dance club, Pep club, choir and as secretary of the soph­ omore class. She is majoring in education. Kennedy's representitive, Betty Riddle, is a sophomore from Dar- rington who is majoring in home economics. She has been active in Rainbow and Home Economics club work. Jim Skagen represents Munson on the SGA council for next year. Bel ore taking up residence at Munson he came from Shelton two ye£r£ ago' and lived at Munro where he held the presidency for a year. Besides studying for his PE major and re­ creation minor, he is a member of the W club and Men's Intramural Athletic club. Off campus men will be represent­ ed by Marvin Clark. With music education as his major and art as a minor, he has reached his soph­ omore year actively engaged In Seventy-Four Per Cent Of CW Students Vote The 1951 SGA elections gave only two close races for office. The offices of vice-president and Walnut Street representative were being hotly contested as the ballots were counted. Les Kramer won over Ray Smith by a count of 394-361 and Tom Bostlc won over Ned Face by the count of 58-57. The Walnut Street ballots were counted five times and each time the result was the same. As is known by now, the Tuesday election results decided that Len Oebser won over Bill Case 524-318 for the office of SGA president. Results for the other offices are: Verna Shriner, secretary Dean Thompson and Dorothy Voss, honor council. Representatives are: Kamola, Mike Adams Sue, Mary Miller Kennedy, Betty Riddle Off-Campus Women, Helen Burkholder Off- Campus Men, Marvin Clark Munson, Jim Skagen Vetville, Dwayne Hall and Walnut Street, Bostic. Seventy -four per cent of the total student body voted. Following is a chart showing the tabulations for the top five offices. Individual tabulations for the representatives were not available. i 1 ! -i-. -4 « 1 . 0 . 5 • lo i'fl NV 1 ^ i -1 7. 0 i o •"e. o a £ +- _ W . fc u. «r 1 CASS 3ir 2 s" Hi I (o / 2. OEB-iCl 3 { 5* L /t4 (p o S3 L_Z O.J SDMISON KRAiffiR S'-LCTH 3 'V // / CL / i ! SDMISON KRAiffiR S'-LCTH A / 3 7 u / 42 A 5" S-3 34 a o SDMISON KRAiffiR S'-LCTH V3 if r* 5-1 U 7 \3 3V ICLSOX 0' CAlLAGiiAIi 7 f 1c l 0 ZL? // 1 k-\V ICLSOX 0' CAlLAGiiAIi As- SLL ! / 03 3S- ar I J? O i—---— ! ® .-..9". SHRINER ' 3 -r U3 p-2- 77 I J? O i— --- — ! ® .-..9". V QREQJ KUMETAT THOMPSON ! /a'i r jy n I 0 I J? O i— --- — ! ® -?v=-i ~ •. . 1 QREQJ KUMETAT THOMPSON ! 7 |iJ 3/ 3.7.... / -r -A to I J? O i— --- — ! ® -?v=-i ~ •. . 1 QREQJ KUMETAT THOMPSON ! V7 i srjr 73 ya- 3 7 ! X J /1 • ! •JOULF J.jCOS 703: | A i i (e '3y ! t~ Tt. — •JOULF J.jCOS 703: IV/ 1 a -V 3 / a.? tl ,£T±... J » : t~ Tt. — •JOULF J.jCOS 703: r"*"1 * \ : /•/ 160 / 7 ,£T±... J » hi t~ Tt. — CWC Students Visit Stanford The United Nations, in model form, will come to Stanford Uni­ versity April 26-28, with the pres­ ence of Dr. Ralph Bunche, Nobel prize-winning UN official, lend­ ing a real-life touch. Dr. Bunche, in real life dir­ ector of the UN Department of Trusteeships, will serve as "pres­ ident" of the "General Assembly," whose delegates will be made up of representatives from some 60 Pacific Coast colleges and uni­ versities. As the climax of the conference, which will duplicate official UN procedure from committee organ­ ization down to such minute details as delegates' badges, Dr. uXinche will give a formal talk on the United Nations. CWC will be represented by Ber­ nard Norton of Grandview, Hans Hampel of Germany, Pat Donahue of Dayton, John Garney of Snoqual- mie Falls and Calvin Parrish of Kelso. The men are financing their own trip to the conference. Clark Choir Here Wednesday, At II The Clark College Choir, under the director of Eleanor Tipton, will present a concert in the College auditorium Wednesday at 11 a.m. "The Clark College Choir is one of the most outstanding choirs in the Northwest," said Wayne S. Hertz, director of Music at CWC. "Miss Tipton is considered to be one of the outstanding choral directors on the west coast," Hertz added. Puck Sikkens Likes Central Life Relates Customs In Netherlands by Betty Hedin When Puck Sikkens, swished dir­ ectly from Holland to CWC for spring quarter, smiles with her gentle gray eyes and tells you that she likes Cen­ tral very, very much, you know she means it. And from that moment on, you begin liking her. Dorm life, expecially the slam- bang of third floor Kamola, is some- 3ome skiis were left unclaimed after the winter quarter ski class. Jess Fuckett has requested that the person to whom they belong claim them from Delores Garrison or Dorothy Krusich. Senior Day Scheduled For Next Saturday Central is laying plans for an ex­ pected 200 high school seniors, Sat­ urday, April 28, according to E. [2. Rogel, Director of Public Ser­ vice. Senior Day is one of Central's traditions, and this year is under the co-chairmanship of Edie Sand­ burg and Bob Sizemore. "Everything from conducted tours around Campus to a dance Saturday night has been planned for them," said Rogel. Its purpose is to aquaint pros­ pective. college students with both the curriculum and social side of Sweecy. For those able to stay over­ night, arrangements have been made to house them in the Hall, with the exception of a luncheon sponsored by the W Club for the high school letter men. The Spurs will be in charge of senior registration, and the IKs, W Club, Kaggs, and Alpha Phi Ome­ ga will act as guides for the day. Yanks 80 Times Cost Of China GI This war has been putting the most expensive soldier against the ^ ... cheapest. The Chinese soldier campus activities. He is a member can ** Put int0 the 'ield *°f al*out of Do-Si-Do, band, choir, and Sigma $ 100 per year, whereas it takes Mu Epsilon. anywhere from $5000 to $8000 Helen Burkholder is a junior at P©r Year t° outfit the figlilng Yank Central minoring in industrial arts, with his weapons, equipment and training. Wltat's Cjoinij OH Friday, April 20 SGA Movie, "Things To Come", College auditorium 7:30 p.m. Do-Si-Do Dance Saturday, April 21 Central Washington High School Music Festival WWC-CWC Track meet, 2 p.m. Monday and Tuesday, April 23-24 Maskers and Jesters One-act plays, Little Theater 8 p.m. Wednesday, April 25 Clark College Choir, College auditorium 11 a.m. Community Concert -- St. Louis Symphionet, College auditorium 8 p.m. thing new to her. In Holland every­ one lives off campus. But she even likes that part of Central. "The girls are nice," she said, "and by living in a dormitory this way you are so close to your act­ ivities. You have so many of them, too." Slurs Her Words She slurs her words in the soft, careful brogue that the far-north­ ern people have, sometimes uncon­ sciously lapsing into her native Nether land speech for a word or two. It's so easy to get so lost listening to the music of her lang­ uage that you miss what she's say­ ing, but lister, carefully. You'll find that what she's saying is as fas­ cinating as how she's saying it. She was picked from a group of several in Europe to be given a year's scholarship sponsored by Delta Kappa Gamma, a national teachers honorary. The scholar­ ship has to be divided between Cen­ tral, Washington State, and the Uni­ versity, so this will be her only quarter here at Central. Proud of Heritage Like all of us she's proud of her peoples and her heritage. Contrary to most of us, she'd rather talk about them than herself. She's brought practically volumes of illustrative material with her to show the Amer - ican people the ways of her country­ men. The pictures show almost a confusing contrast between their old Dutch culture and ultra-modern farm mechanization. During th® war the Nazis broke many of the duces, and the land again became part of the sea. Now they've again pushed the sea away and made farms there that would even make the Kittitas Valley farmer turn green. Old Style Dress But its the older men and women that cling to the old ways, expecially in dress. Most of the elementary and high school kids could be mis­ taken for an average Lone Ranger fan here in the States. But the rural women wear dresses somewhat like they wore here during the Civ­ il War period. And for Sunday best occasions they wear the most sig- nificent caps—wide, wide caps of white handworked lace with square solid gold pins. The men wear pants with big ornamented buttons on belts and long gold watch fobs. Puck said that they're trying to introduce a new national costume now, something based on the trad­ itional dress, but with a modern touch. And so Puck Sikkens, the newest addition to Central's campus, takes her place in the hurry-scurry of classes and the campus activities of CWCE.
Page 2, inursday, April 19 campus Crier The Campus Crier Member Associated Collegiate Press Published Thursdays as the official publication of the Student Government Association of Central Washington College of Edu­ cation, Ellensburg, Washington. Student-subscription included in Association fee. Subscription rate $1.50 per three quarters. Printed by the Ellensburg Capital, 4th and Ruby, Ellensburg. Entered as second class matter at the Ellensburg Post Office. Address: Editorial Office, Campus Crier, Campus Club. Tele­ phone news and advertising, 2-7027 or 2-2191. Member of the Northwest Intercollegiate Press Conference. Association Collegiate Press, Represented for national advertis­ ing by National Advertising Service. Inc. College Publishers Representative, 420 Madison Avenue, New York City. EDITOR JIM ROADY ASSOCIATE EDITOR SHEILA WALDRON BUSINESS MANAGER DON McGREGOR SPORTS EDITOR OWEN PROCTER SOCIETY EDITOR SHIRLEY OLSEN NEWS EDITOR YOSHI YONEKAWA STAFF MEMBERS DICK ALM, DAVID BERG, LOU KEENE, BOB LOFFELBEIN, DICK MULLIGAN, BETTY OGLE, LENORE SCHAUS, WILMA WHITTAKER TYPESETTERS VIOLA JOHNSON, JEAN HOPKINS. MARILYN YAHN, LEA ANN ZAEGEL ADVISOR KENNETH L. CALKINS 42? N. PINE PH. 2-7286 home of fine foods Art Of Bridge Game To College Addicts Whatchama Column President R. E. McConnell Serves CWCE 20 Years In less than three weeks, Central will be celebrating a memorable occasion. On may 7, we will observe President's Recongltlon Day, marking Dr. R.E. McConnell's twentieth year as president of CWC. We way be proud of him. No other college president in the state of Washington has held the position he now holds. Through five guber­ natorial elections he has maintained a position of high standing. Largely because of his work, Central enjoys national recognition as one of the leading schools of education. Faculty members and others who have traveled to other parts of the United States have often been amazed to find that the name of Robert McConnell is well known throughout educational circles. It is a direct reflection upon our school to have such a man as its leader. Many students gripe about many things -- including the president of CWC. I myself am guilty — along with the thousands of students wtio have attended Sweecy. We must remember that it is hard to please everyone. As a matter of fact, it is impossible. No matter how hare you try to appease everyone who has a favor to ask, someone is disgruntled. So it is with Dr. McConnell. There have been times when some of us have felt like cutting his throat, along with our own and everyone elses. But, somehow, things have worked out and the rose colored glasses are worn. Remember, when May 7 comes and classes are excused at 2 p.m. , don't go to Vantage -- go to the assembly and tea that has been schedul­ ed. Feel that you are honored to do so. Let's see some of that school sprirlt that seems to be lacking at times. — JR —• EUENSBUW TELEPHONE COMRMtir From. Hendrix Junior College in Arkansas comes this bit of philo- sophizing on the art of playing bridge, an art that seems to be taking root here in Sweecyvi lie with a vengeance, or was, before the ad­ vent of spring when a young man's fancy— Hie title of this column is Miller's Highlife (from the beer by the same name) written by Herrell Miller of HJC. Bridge is a simple game once you catch on to it. Anyone can play it. Jt is played by people in all societies andwas voted the favorite pastime of bridge clubs in 1&49. With a few sim­ ple rules to go by and a little pract­ ice, It won't be long before you're an expert. You can't go wrong If you know the fundamental rules of the game. The following rules are found in my latest book, "The Span of Bridge." These rules are com­ pletely unabridged: 1. The basic step in playing bridge Is dealing the cards. You can't play unless the cards are dealt. This task should be handled by a well experienced person so that each player received the same num­ ber of cards—fifteen. 2. If there is water on the table the cards should be slid across it. This makes them sticky and easy to confuse the dealer. 4. There is no set pattern of how to arrange your cards, but most people prefer to arrange them in alphabetical order. Be sure not to get them upside-down. This takes care of the prelim­ inary rules. Next comes the bid­ ding. To many people this is the most difficult part of the game but really it's simple. After all, any­ one can bid. You don't nave to eval­ uate your hand before you bid. Bid on the assumption that your partner has a good hand. Of course, sometimes you may go wrong but It is worth taking the chance. Follow­ ing are the rules pertaining to the bidder: 1. First, you and your partner should have a set of signals worked out so that you can determine what each other has. 2. Be aggressive. If you oppo­ nents bid, bid over them. This shows that you can't be outdone and keeps the game interesting. 3. Ordinarily it is not recomm­ ended to open the bidding with a void suit. 4. If your partner opens with two clubs, you should pass because he Is indicating that his hand is too weak to bid. 5. If your opponent to your right t bids (me heart, you should bid two hearts Indicating to your partner not to bid hearts. 6. If your partner bids three no- trumps, and frowns bitterly at you when you answer with four spades, you should immediately retract your bid and let him have it for three no- trumps. 7. In order not to get mixed up, don't try to follow the order of the bidding. 8. Don't pay any attention to what your partner bids. After all, your hand and his are entirely different. After the bidding has stopped the real game begins. This consists of playing cards. You must know how to play your cards in order to be a success. The order in which you play them does not necessarily have to be the order in which they were dealt. Here are the rules govern­ ing the procedure of playing the cards: 1. If it Is your turn to lead, just pick a card at random and play it. One is as good as another. 2. Never lead from a void suit. 3. If your partner leads an ace, be sure to trump it. This shows him you still have trumps left. 4. If your partner Is playing the hand, this means you are dummy. The principal duty of the dummy is to look at his opponents' hands and then kick his partner under the 1 table when he is finessing the wrong way. 5. Never finesse for an ace. 6. Never play more than two cards on one trick. 7. There is no set rule about keep­ ing score. Use your own system. Chances are ten to one that no one else knows how either. Now if you follow these simple rules, in a few weeks you will be on your way to successful bridge playing. If you find that you're unsuc­ cessful, Just shuffle the two decks together and hope that It doesn't turn out to be a canastrophe. as the profs' stares when you walk into class late...Those first period classes, especially PE where you come out feeling glad to be half alive... The Unadulterated corn in the Crier that you insist is completely revolting, as you continue to read it and hope...The Jab experiments you perform with such minute care yet which never seem to jibe with anyone else's answers...The honor system, where the profs have the honor and the students the system... The way many of us poke fun at the IK's, then marvel at all the good work they do around school... Craigs' Hill that you joke about so much, yet have probably never used...That one station on the radio dial at any time of the day, up to ten PM, that is...The finangling a ride to Vantage in a convert if at all possible...Those firecrackers in Munson at all hours of the night... Add to this list all the other little things, either good or bad, which dlstlnulshes this school from "just another college" and you get Central, your Central and mine. Editor. . . The organizers, writers, arrangers, participants and others who had anything to do with the Variety Show are to be commended. They /Mve to be commended for manv things. First is tne fact that this year's show is an improvement of about 100 per cent over last year's. The high caliber and quality of the acts and in-between act patter was outstanding. The finale was spectacular, the trampoline act a wonderful innovation, the piano duo high-class, the band music excellent and the "Tea for Two" cute. I don't think that there is anyone who can complain about the show being smutty or off-color, as there was last year. Once again, congratulations for a swell job, kids. —• JR — YOUR CENTRAL AND MINE: There's the Big Game with East­ ern with enough dramatic appeal to rival a Hitchcock movie...And the girls, bless 'em, whom we call pigs, then stare at from the libe steps...The monstrous appetites at Munson chow hall, after a strenu­ ous day at Vantage, where even the hotcakes go like hotcakes...The eager push to the PO between classes five times a day...The pro­ mises to parents that "This Is the quarter I'm going to make my grades"... The Sue Lombard lobby with Its quiet, yet somehow friendly, at­ mosphere (or is the word pre­ dator y)...That_book on reserve which everyone fights over at the last minute...That skimping on oil for the chug chariot or doing without new heels just so you can show that Homecoming date a good time like no one but a true Sweecy man can...The great football teams of yesteryear when Ellensburg Normal defeated the University of Washington...The cold winter mornings, which still aren't as cold Orchids From The Hawaiian Prints Searsucker Rayon Short Sleeves from . . . 3.95 MEN'S NNEAR temofi, LIBERTY SUNDAY — MONDAY MfXRlfWe &•> R0GERS-REAGANDAY-C0CHRAN MWJefBir JERRY WALD «ritu«kr D»ni«( FUCTII nd RicfctnJ Brooltt DIRECTED »» STUART HEISLEP NOW PLAYING — ENDS SATURDAY color by ' IHNIC0L0R TRIUMPH! M-G-M's TREMEND0U fWDYARD KIPLING'S starring FLYNN-siomiwithERROL
Cuba Destination Come fyeptembel fy:, : •' f,V 'J /- * / Talent @n Danctnq of thz { Wzzk n ^ ' ' Lfiounos jot Date Campus Crier Thursday, April 19 Page 3 At 3:30, March 31, Barbara Husem was married to Jose Gonzolez in a simple ceremony which took place in the parsonage of the Baptist Church. Jose and Barbara met at the College Inn while having coffee one day. Barbara is a freshman maj­ oring in psychology. Just recently she moved to Okanogan and Kamola was her place of residence here. She came to the state of Washington from Delaware. Jose is a long way from home, as he travels clear from Cuba to come to Sweecy. He lived at Munson and is a pre-med student. The newly weds have moved into an apartment. In September they will go to Cuba, where Jose will begin Medical school at Havanna University. Pat's Sngagement Tcld When Clowned Queen The girl, who was crowned queen of the National Guard dance April 6, was doubley happy because her en­ gagement was also announced at this time. Pat Dunlap was presented with twelve red roses, in honor of being choosen. Pat was introduced to her fiancee, Paul Vert, by her roommate one day in the Music Building and they have been going together ever since. Covered with spangles from decorat­ ing for the forth coming dance Pat was completely surprised when she was given her engagement ring. She is from Spokane, graduated from North Central and is a freshman. Pat's major is music and she is living at Kamola. Paul went to High- line in Seattle and a Junior with three minors: P.E., art and geography. He lives at Mmson. Both students plan to graduate. LENCRESCHAUS (photo by Gordon Irle) by Shirley Olson An active senior and one who will be missed very much after grad­ uation in June is Lenore Schaus, vice president of Kamola Hall. HUlsbcro, Oregon is the town which holds the acclaim of being the birth­ place of the youngest of five children. It happened on February 27, 1930. Lenore is a P.K., (preacher's kid) and has three sisters and one broth­ er. This 5' 7", green eyed Science major spends hier vacations in Sno­ homish, which is her hometown. Lenore has been a member of the Pep Club, Honor Council, and was interviewed in Who's Who in Amer­ ican Colleges and Universities. If a menu lists hamburgers as an entry, this coed just can't refuse. She also likes picnics, parties and boat rides. Other than having sewing as a hob­ by, playing the piano giver her per­ sonal pleasure. Paying her own way through college, Lenore has worked in the home ec. department for four years, home ec. is her minor. Schol arships have eased the strain a little" If you chance to travel by North­ west Airlines, don't be surprised to see Lenore. Her future plans include being a stewardess. Slate pummel Wedding "fot flo 'Dunlap Kamola qui • ANNOUNCEMENTS • INVITATIONS • PROGRAMS WHERE? WILKINS PRINT SHOP of course 5W/t N. Pfcarl Phone 2-3*41 Come in and Shop our ready-to-wear for your new Spring Outfit COATS • DRESSES BLOUSES • SKIRTS Jo Dunlap, who became engaged on March 16, is from the same hometown, White Salmon, as her fiance, Bill Robinson. Bill lives in Portland now and is taking accounting at North Western School of Commerce. Jo is a home economics major and has recently signed a contract with Portland to teach kindergarten. The news was announced with a heart shaped cake bearing the names Jo and Bill, the first night after Spring vacation. Sixteen girls were present to share the happy event. Hazeh Sleeted Plexy The 1961-52 officers for ACE were elected at the meeting Tuesday, April 19. They are as follows: President, Cliff Hazen Vice president, Irene Alhrecht Treasurer, Gall Lasinsky Secretary, Millie Castle Publicity chairman, Ray Tweedy and Social commissioner, June Foster. SHOES PENNEY'S Ostrander Drugs 401 NORTH PEARL tf napgr people became engaged for the same reason Carmen Miller and Vic FlcHter did, there wouldn't be many single people. "We liked the way. .each other danced so we made a date for the next night and have been going together ever since" was Carmen's exclalmation. That was in November. They became engaged on March 13. Ellensburg is Carmen's home, while Vic is from Meadow Grove, Nebraska. Carmen graduated in 49 and has three minors speech, music and professional subjects. She is a 3rd quarter Junior and plans on graduating from Central. Vic will graduate from Nebraska University where he was a 2nd quarter soph­ omore majoring in English and minoring in P.E. before he joined the Air Force. He is a corporal stationed at Moses Lake. Wendell Ptatek. Quest Oallei The dance held in the Men's gym Saturday night was put on by Wes­ ley Foundation. Bob Threet acted as general chairman and was helped by the members of the club. Mary Lou Dunn was in charge of publicity. Guest caller was Wendall Prater and Dick Grow played the harmonica during intermission. Dr. Klingbeil and Dr. Crvim were patrons. KEENOTES By Lou Keone No spectators at the ball games. Aren't the students of Sweecy aware that there are baseball and Softball games going on practically every afternoon and evening? LETS SUPPORT OUR TEAMS by being a spec­ tator. Congratulations to the Choir! Many favorable reports have been com­ ing in via the parents of campus students. Acclaim has been going out, especially to Dick Houser and the Quartet. The surest and safest way to double poem A Newspaper man named Fling Could make copy of any old thing But the copy he wrote Of a five-dollar note Was so good he is now in Sing Sing. —Columbia Tester Kaffi Pi Tea Held An informal get together was stag­ ed at the home of Miss Josephine Bur ley's, Wednesday evening, April 11. Kappa Pi members attending in­ cluded Don Scott, Nancy Ross, Pat Kasper, Mr. and Mrs. Clinton Rigg, Don Fenton, Bud McDonald, Tom Knutsom, Jim Blanc hard, Ken Wilson and Shirley Olson. Four faculty mem­ bers also present were Mr. Esko Rentola, Mr. Reino Randall, and Mr. Merton Barry. Following the serving of coffee and cookies, Nancy Ross was elected to the office of treasurer of the club. A short business meeting was held. your money in any deal is to take it out of your pocket, fold it over once, and put it back in your pocket. —Sun­ shine-- Orchids to Dr. McCotmell for eating breakfast with the students Wed­ nesday. Not many members of the administration, or faculty for that matter, eat with the students. Loads of Luck to the Variety Show members on the excursion to Wes­ tern, Grifie! Why isn't the Campus Club ad ever changed? It's been written the same way for two quarters now. WIU this be the third? Note to Women-Don't forget Sweecy Day is coming up. 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Page 4 Thursday, April 19 Pic 01 The Week Scribes Report On Diamond Incidents Which baseball player in the major leagues walked the most times? This is a real believe- it-or-not item. The truth is that it was home run king Babe Ruth who received 2,056 free passes during his career in the majors. It was also Ruth who pitched and won the longest world series game. This was in 1916 with the Boston A mericans, now defunct, when he twirled 14 straight innings to win over Brooklyn 2-1. The Lehigh college baseball team shellacked a Quan- tico marine base team 32-2...and didn't even get it marked up in the book. Reason: The game was called after only three innings because of darkness. Jim Thorpe, labeled the world's greatest all-around athlete, has as many records of incident on the history books as does the great Herman "Babe" ruth. One of the most interesting to hear about is the one where he hit three home runs in a single baseball game...with each one landing in a different state. The first round tripper went over the left pasture fence into Oklahoma, the second over the right field barrier into Arkansas, and the third one stayed inside the fence at Texarkana, Texas. Stuff like that is good copy so the sports scribes down through the years have kept track of all the diamond incidents. Why, there has even been a fungo hitting record set up. Bob Jones, a University of California pitcher, set it up in May of last year by socking a ball 511 feet, 9 inches. And the fact has been set up that it takes a fast runner just three seconds to reach first base. And it is also a record that Honus Wagner is the only man who ever stole three bases in one world series game, that in the tilt way back in 1909 when Pittsburg was playing Detroit. The highest batting average in major league baseball, in case you are interested, as set at .438 by Hugh Duffy of the 1894 Boston GIMME! THIS WAS RULED A HELD BALL IN A GAME THIS PAST BASKETBALL SEASON BE­ TWEEN RALPH P0LS0N OP WHITWORTH (14 IN WHITE) AND DICK HIRE OF GONZAGA. WHITWORTH WON THE GAME & THE JUMP BY THE SCORE 7A—63. WHITE KITCHEN Hot Cakes Any lime Sizzling Steaks 319 North Main 4th and Pearl Braves. He was up 539 times that year. That was only one season though. A real thrill would be post­ ing a lifetime batting average (24 years of pro ball) of .367 like Ty Cobb did. Twenty-four years is a long time to play in ght organized leagues. Not many men do it, though in a sports poll taken last year some of the boys were listed who have been hanging around signing auto­ graphs for almost as long. Of course, the old timers didn't have to worry about night games, two- night double headers, and double headers after night games. Thus, where the average players time in the game was ten years, now it is only between five and eight. Two of the Chicago Cubs, Dutch Leonard and Phil Cavarretta, finished their 17th campaign last year. Wally Moses of the Athletics was in his 16th season. Adn there are several others in their 13th and 14th seasons of play, including Bobby Doerr, Lou Boudreau, Ray Mueller and Bill Nicholson. Maybe one of the reasons some of these old timers have been able to stick around has been the advent of this unlimited substitution rule, like they had not long ago in the field of football. This ruling has been the bane of the scorekeepers, who have room only for ten players in their little record books, plus a space for a substitute for each. Makes it a bit hard to keep track of things when teams start putting in specialist pull hitters to bat against specialist lefthand fireball pitchers who were put in to get a pinch hitter specializing in Texas leaguers out...if you get what I mean. In a double header pro game not long ago 64 men entered the official score book. If this trend keeps up you will need substitute cpni*alrnov\ai«a AW A nl««n SOCONY SUITS (A WONDERFUL BUY) A NICE SELECTION ON HAND Priced $24.50 KREIDELS 414 North Pearl SPECIAL • TENDERLOIN STEAKS • FOUNTAIN & LIGHT LUNCHES • GOOD COFFEE AT THE Hiway Grille Sports Before Your Eyes Curving a baseball is old stuff around this time of the year, but curving a basketball? That's a little different thing. That's a trick "Giant Gene" Conley used to do when he was playing for the WSC Cougars, and his teammates will swear to it. But you haven't heard the best yet. Now there is a professional football quarterback named Mike DeNoia who tosses a six-inch curve every time he throws a pass. This gave me an excellent idea of how to win national acclaim...by curving the shotput. T rushed right out to try it...and that's why the guys are calling me "lefty" now. I did finally find a national call to fame, however. It came in rather a dubious way, though. In fact I don't even know if it is an honor, this being dubbed "the most matriculated bum in America". Hugh Fullerton Jr. in his nationally syndicated sports column played up a guy recently who had attended three different colleges in nine years, Alabama, Georgia Tech and UCLA. Come to find out this guy is a piker. Why, right here at CWC we have two guys who can beat that. I'm one of them and B.K. Bedford is the other one. We started comparing sea stories in a class one day and I found out he had attended, besides Central Washington, David Lipscomb JC, SMU and West Kentucky State. I got him beat by one—North Idaho College of Education, University of Washington, Washington State College, Stanford and Central Washington, during a nine year period, counting time out for that School of Hard Knocks, the US Navy. PASSING NOTtf S: Several of the track coaches over the nation have been having their basketball stars playing volleyball or high jump­ ing with the track team on the off seasons. Bob Jachens of Trinity is high jumping 6'6 3/8" currently, and basketball player" this past season- jump shots, naturally! Theil there is George Yardley, formerly of Stanford University and just recently voted the most valuable player in the national AAU basketball tourney. He is also just about the best volley ball player in the state of California, which means also if the United States of America. This jumping ability plus his height enables him to dom­ inate any basketball backboard. One of theJaetter backboard men in the intramurals here at Central is none other than ace high jumper for the track team Andy Taggart, too. North Carolina U. track coaches have a new wrinkle too. They are using music for running cadences. They had better watch sabateurs from opposing colleges, because one might slip a copy of "The Thing" on tiie turntable and the whole squad would come up the next morning with cracked sacroiliacs. — BY BOB LOEFFELBEIN Gambling Won't Cease Edi-Sport-Torial Let Us Be Sentimental Dusty Covers BY DICK ROTHE SUPERVARSITY HIT HARD BY SANDYS WILDCATS Ellensburg, Oct. 18, 1929--"Play- ing brilliant ball Ellensburg Normal upset the dope to win in a hard played game from the Supervarsity of the University of Washington last Friday by a score of 13-0. Showing a better hrand of football than played in the Navy game a week previous, the Normal started the game with a bang to run up thirteen points in the first half and completely outplay the Sipervarsity during this period." Summary: First downs—Normal, 15 Stapers, 5. Yardage from scrim­ mage—Normal, 125 Supers, 85. Punts—Normal, 355 yards from 10 punts Supers, 317 yards from 14 punts. Forward passes--Normal, 42 yards on 9 attempts Supers, 17 yards on 10 attempts. WILDCATS DOWN GOBS— Ellensburg, Oct. 1929 (Crier Re­ lease)—'Ellensburg Normal fought a hard battle at the Rodeo field Fri­ day afternnon to down the fighting gobs of the battleship USS California, 14-6. Fans had expected to see a lopsided score which had marked previous Navy games, but saw in­ stead a battle, while not particularly sensational or thrilling, that was as tough as anyone would care to see. Captained and inspired by Strukas, a chief petty officer with 16 years of football experience, the sailors played a cool, hard game and made coach R.H. Sandberg's Wildcats work to win." (Leo Nicholson, present CWC athletic director, was assistant coach at this game.) [SIGN UP FOR SPRING INTRAMURALS NOW. Gambling will never cease but-big-time gambling, out of which arises such scandals as the current basketball bribe story, occurs only in big- time sports. In the big time, commercialism in college sports has run rampant, and collegiate athletics is distorted beyond all recognition as a supposed segment of a rounded university education. There has been much said in defense of the players involved. The players' dishonest actions have been attributed to the moral climate of our culture. The influence-peddler in government, they say with a shrug, has peddled more than one kind of influence he has helped change "dying for dear old Rutgers" to "dumping for dear old dollar." To shrug at such a situation, to say that society as a whole is to blame, is not a means of correcting it. Where commercialism has run rampant, college sports, in order to survive, must return to a saner basis...Playing in a league of natural rivals, before a crowd of students, alumni, friends and relatives—people who take a personal and non­ monetary interest in performers and who will remember their feats as long as they remember their school--is far more satisfactory for an athlete than competing for those whose interest is impersonal and purely monetary. Here, in the Evergreen conference, where commercialism has not yet made such definite inroads, we must be on guard against it as a ser­ ious threat to the future of college sports. We want an athlete to con­ tinue being one who is proud of being a member of his team and his school, not one who doesn't know for what and for whom he is com­ peting. If "dying for dear old Rutgers" is sentimental, the let us not be afraid to be sentimental--and proud and sincere, as well! —W.W.C.E. Moses Lk. Gets Big Play Some of the recreation and phys­ ical education majors have been feeling pretty sad about being called into, or back into, the services with such good jobs going begging in the civilian world right now. But at least in the services they are enabled to keep in shape. The opportunities to participate in sports while "in" is very good. As an example, take the Moses Lake air base program, Their softball team captured the district title basketball team won the Western Air Defense Force championship last month several bowling teams are showing very well in the city league golf is a major sport with action at Sim Lakes, Ritzville and the new layout at Ephrata several wrestling cards have been presented boxing and ten­ nis are now being promoted and a brand new swimming pool is soon to be constructed. Georgia Teachers college lays claim to the oldest battery in colleg­ iate baseball history, the pitcher 38 and the catcher 32. At least they'll have no draft worries. Best of all. both are just freshmen. mm Vniort Lounge Loyola Univtrtity Chicago, Illinoit v. Hews \ yola # Ml***" CH Onion In Chicago, Illinois, a favorite gathering spot of students at Loyola University is the Union Lounge be­ cause it is a cheerful place—full of friendly university atmosphere. And when the gang gathers around, ice-cold Coca-Cola gets the call. For here, as in university haunts every- where—Coke belongs. Ask for it either way ... both trade-marks mean the same thing. BOTTLED UNDER AUTHORITY OF THE COCA-COLA COMPANY BY ELLENSBURG COCA-COLA BOTTLING COMPANY Ellensburg and Cle Elum F. L. Schuller r R A D I MARK Coke TRADE MARK R
n i Wash. Laws Stop 'Fixing* I True, it is past the basketball I season, but the following article is on I a subject still very much in the news I lately, basketball "fixing". The I article was written by a sports writer | on the Wenatchee Daily World named | Roy Snodgrass and deals with laws | in this state pertaining to such things. f "With all of the publicity given I the fixing cf basketball games in New 5 York City, most of the people in the ^ rest of the country are sitting back ] and saying: "It can't happen here." "We would be inclined to agree j with them, but as one noted sports I writer has pointed out, you can book ! bets in Seattle on most of the colleg- | iate basketball games played in the I pavilion." "Sippose an outside team did come | up and play the Huskies or Cougars J and deliberately lose or shave the | point total, and were caught in a |bribe attempt, do you know what the fpenalty for such action is in this |state?" ! "We have heard rumors of late fthat there are no bribery laws except 'fas against public officials in the state Jbf Washington. A auick check with Iporinan Schwalb of the prosecuting ^attorney's office discloses that Wash­ ington is well equipped with laws as pertaining to the throwing or bribing §o throw athletic events, such as: ® RRS 1696-5: "Every person who diall give, offer, receive, or promise, directly or indirectly,* any compensa­ tion, gratuity or reward, or any promise thereof, or who shall fraud­ ulently commit any act by trick, device or bunco, with intent to in­ fluence or change the outcome of any boxing or wrestling match, horse |ace, fish derby, or any other athletic or sporting contest, shall be guilty of a gross misdemeanor." L 1941 (Ihapter 181." I "Note: Penalty for gross misde­ meanor where not otherwise provided is up to $1,000 fine, up to one year |n the county jail, or both." | "RRS 2321 enacted in 1921 provides generally that any one offering a bribe to a baseball player, umpire, jar manager or other official of any blub or league or association shall by guilty of gross misdemeanor." | "RRS 1678 provides it to be a gross misdemeanor to corruptly influence another's agent, employee or servant in his relation with such principal or master. (This would take care of professional athletes.)" I "RRS 1987-17 provides it to be a misdemeanor for any one to contribute Edi-Sport-Torial The concensus of opinion around the country seems generally to be that after watching a "deep freeze" style basketball game, the slow and methodical, a chess match would be deliriously exciting. True, it may win ball games...but for how long? After all is said and done it is the spectator who foots the bills and if they don't pay to see a game there soon will be no game. Hank Iba of the Oklahoma A and M college is probably the greatest proponent today for this "defensive" style. In fact, he has probably done more to popularize it than any other person in the country...and his teams are consistently in the big ten of the AP sports polls year after year. His whole theory is summed up in one statement, "They cant score if they don't have the ball." In an average game the Aggies control the ball during three-fourths of the fpme. They may not shoot any­ more during that whole time than their opponents do during the shorter period thev have the ball, but— every shot will count because it is only taken when a player has been shaken into the clear near the bas­ ket where a miss is an improb­ ability. One thing that sure would be in favor of this system would be that it definitely doesn't have to depend on any one star. Up to the start of the 1949-50 season Iba-coached teams had won 489 games and lost only 113. He has won or tied for the conference championship 11 of 15 years with the Aggies...and that is the same circuit St. Louis and Bradley are in, so it is pretty fast company. Protests have been lodged about "control" ball from many varied sources. Omak high not long ago won a 16-6 ball game over Oroville high in a game which saw both teams alternately freezing the ball. Out of Marvel, Arkansas, came this marvel Jan. 20, when a game of control ball ultra phis ended 4-3. It was between Elaine Industrial school and State high school, two negro teams. Haiftime score was 1-1. Then back in 1930, at an Illinois state tourney, in all-time low score was turned in when Georgetwon beat Homer 1-0. to the delinquency of a minor (this would probably take care of high school athletes under the age of 18 years penalty up to 1 year in jail or $1,000 fine or both.)" "RRS 1473 provides up to five years in the penitentiary to receive wagers on result of any contest or trial of skill." Did you know that ALL lOtH/M&b are "sleeptested"? Man-tailored Pajamas COTTON PLAIN AND PRINT RAYON REGULAR AND TALL Completely Washable, Shrink-proof 4.95 to 6.95 Esther Marian Shop Baseball J. v.'s Wax Cle Elnm Central's J.V. baseball nine, under the coaching of Shelly Kem, throttled Cle Elum High School, last Tuesday, to the tune of 13-4. With Herb Pe- trak hurling five hit ball and going the distance for the JVs, the under­ studies to the Varsity gathered 12 hits and 13 runs off two Cle Elum hurlers. Ozarich was the loser. Don Ridge and Petrak led the JV Wildcats at the plate, each getting two for four, Ridge a double and a single and Petrak a pair of singles. Eight other ballplayers got a hit apiece. This was the first contest of the season for the JVs and somewhat of a practice game although they do not lave a set schedule as yet. The next game for the JVs will be at Yakima where they take on the Yakima Junior College nine, the same club the varsity faced earlier this season. Tuesday, Ap­ ril 17, the traveling squad, bol­ stered by several varsity ball­ players, will leave at 12:30 for their game. (At the time of this writing the outcome of the game was not known). The lineup has not been set as yet but should round out soijiethin g like this: Spring IB, Jude 2B, Plzz- alato SS, Keller 3B, Bertino C, Bales OF, Eifert OF, Olson OF. Ridge, regular outfielder will not make the trip due to his partici- lation in the CWC Variety Show. Campus Crier Thursday, April 19 Sign-ups Due Friday On Spring hbamnrali Page St Sign-ups are due tomorrow for two new events on the springs sports intramural agenda, tennis and ping- pong. All entrants must sign up with spring intramural director Fred Peterson, post office box 587. Tennis teams must include four men, two singles players and one doubles team. The same person will not be allowed to play in both the singles and doubles in the same playoff. The tourney will be a round robin affair with every team playing every other team. Cham­ pionships will be determined by points scored throughout the round robin, with one point being awarded for each game won. These points will be totalled up at the end of the tournament play. Points toward the Nicholson all-intramurals trophy will be determined as set up in the minor sports section of the Men's Intramural Associa­ tion constitution. Ping-pong teams must sign up with five men teams, which will include two singles players, one doubles team, and one alternate to play in case one of the other players can't be present at one of the scheduled games. Points will be awarded the same as for intramural tennis, with a round robin also being set up in this so every team Off-Campus Led 'Mural Scoring Off-campus, Munson and Car- mody were the high scorers during basketball intramural season in adding to their points toward the Nicholson all-intramural trophy. Off. campus added 315.0 points by placing teams first, second, fourtn, fifth and sixth in league round robins Munson added 1125 points with a fourth, seventh and eighth. These points are figured from regulations set forth in the Men's Intramural Association constitution, but do not count bonus points which are to be awarded all teams playing in the championship series after the regular round robin has decided league standings. Bonus points on playoffs will be awarded according to these stand­ ings: Munson Boondockers, Montgo­ mery 1, Off-campus 2, W-club, Off-campus 3, Munson 2, Alford 'lies and Vetvtlle. will get a chance at every other team. 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Page 6 Thursday, April 19 Campus Crier Notes From ACP & Exchanges Indicates Life On Campuses Morons Here To Stay A Nebraska coed complained to a bookstore owner that it was unfair to make students buy books at such high a price and then get hardly anything back far them on the used book market. "But," explained the bookstore owner calmly, "you couldn't buy a dress at a shop downtown and then take it back and get the same price for it, could you?" "Well," she retorted, "at least I'd get some use out of the dress." Television has replaced Sunday movies at WWC. Their new $350 television set has been Installed in the student lounge. A 50 year policy of "no women" at the University of Portland was reversed for spring session this year. Those bachelor "Pilots", as they arte called, have been In the fog a long time, but at last they have found the light house in that wilderness of darkness. A professor of English at North­ western university reports that more Northwestern women smoke than do men. A survey revealed that 60 per cent of the girls smoke, as opposed to 52 per cent of the men. A further increase in women smok­ ers, warns the professor, will drive the American male, who is sensitive about his masculinity, to catplug and marijuana. From the Brigham Young Universe, Utah- "Winter Weather Won't Wet Wed­ ding W shers" Time magazine reports the fol­ lowing: "In Oklahoma City, Pres­ ident George L. Cross of the Uni­ versity of Oklahoma , arguing for more money, used a new pitch for the appropriations committee of the state legislature last week. " 'We're working,' he told them, 'to develop a university the foot­ ball team can be proud of.' " Another survey, this one at Idaho State college, showed that almost half the coeds there sleep with teddy bears, pandas or other stuf­ fed toy animals. The "bed check" also proved that out of 176 girls in one dormitory, 13 sleep in nighties, while the rest pre­ fer pajamas. No one was reported to sleep in her slip or birthday suit. The daily Texan reports that stu­ dents are no longer satisfied with the standard cliches for testing type­ writers, such as, "Now Is the time for all good men to come to the aid of the party." On a paper halfway through the roller of a bookstore typewriter was printed, "Quit it, Marlal I don't provoke easily." The classes In schools are real­ ly gettkig realistic nowadays. In an advanced home economics class recently one presented a mock wedding. How advanced can you get? MOST THOUGHT PROVOKING HEADLINE DEPARTMENT... From the Statesman, University of Minnesota, Duluth Branch-- "You Can't Draft God" by Bob Lteffelbtln. There are many types of jokes-- like England's "Punch" and the New Yorker , which are classed very high type "Yumor" and the pun, which is nothing more usually than a play on words and the humor rag stuff, -which Is just stuff and then there Is burlesk. But right now we are speaking on an even lower plane than this. We are speaking of that institution, the moron gag..and they call it a gag, I suppose, for obvious reasons. But nevertheless It Is an American college tradition and must be passed on. I have collected many gems of this type. Once a moron always a moron, I guess, but they do say that It Is better to be moron than off. I think. There is the one about the little moron who turned off the lights of his car because he was going to strip the gears.... And the one about the moron who made her Army boy friend three socks because he had written that he had grown another foot.... Still they go on—with the little moron who thought he was built up­ side down because his feet smelled and his nose ran.... Or the little moron who always slept on his stomach because he heard the Russians were looking for a new naval base.... Or the little mordn who went to his tailor for an epileptic fit.... Or the little moron who cried be­ cause her husband went out to shoot craps and she didn't know how to cook them.... And still--there was the little moron couple who sat up all night on their wedding night because they _ had been told it would be the most beautiful night of their lives.... And there was the moron student who got highly Incensed because his teacher asked him to do Improper fractions.... And this little moron who wanted to be a missionary so he could show the cannibals that they couldn't keep a good man down.... And this little moron went into the diaper service business because she wanted to be a pinup girl.... And this little moron was nick­ named Post-script because her name was Adeline.... Still more —This little moron wore pumps because she had water on the knee.... This little moron took a yardstick to bed with her because she wanted to see how long she slept.... This little moron never pays a debt because his middle name is Crime, and Crime Doesn't Pay.... This little moron put iodine on his paycheck because he got a cut College Becomes Colony For Campus Queens (by Associated Collegiate Press) The Kansas State Collegian is a little jaded by all the queens on campus. It declares: "Ever stop to count them? Don't. It takes too long. "...Since queens are so common­ place these days a coed feels ac­ complished if she manages to get through scheol without the honor. The fifty per cent who aren't elected a queen or attendant are flattered to think Vney've kept their individ­ uality. ".. Jt would be better to lean more to quality instead of quantity and thus keep our queens from getting lost in the shuffle." in salary.... This little moron wore himself out running around the top of a boot of cereal because It was printed right on the box, "Tear around here"... And finally there was the little moron who took a fifth to bed with him so he could sleep tight.... __WJiat^s_go_gtupid about that? Meet Your Pals SPORTS CENTER SO* NORTH PEARL ELLENSBURQ, WASHINGTON LIKE THOUSANDS OF AMERICA'S STUDENTS- MAKE THIS MILDNESS TEST YOURSELF AND GET WHAT EVERY SMOKER WANTS ARA 6GHIGIAN PARK COLLEGE SI Si-:*® MILDNESS JWELL'EM OVER 1500 PROMINENT TOBACCO OROWERS SAYi "When I opply the standard tobacco growers' test to cigarettes I find Chesterfield is the one that smells milder and smokes milder." A WELL-KNOWN INDUSTRIAL RESEARCH ORGANIZATION REPORTS: "Chesterfield is the only cigarette in which members of our taste panel found no unpleasant after-taste.' it mm LEADING SELLER IN AMERICA'S COLLEGES W&mm vs.-yy/#/, Yssysss Copyright 19 i, boom 4c MYUS TOBACCO CO.