CENTRAL WASHINGTON COLLEGE Volume 25, Number 7 Thursday, November 15, 1951 Ellensburg, Washington Parking Violations Still Evident According To Alpha Phi Omega Bob Dahlquist, Alpha Phi Omega president, announced that the APO organization which is currently policing the Administration building lot, is discovering that ineligibility and improper parking are the most common parking violations. Students Reminded Of VA Regulations Students attending Central Wash­ ington College of Education under the G.I. Bill are reminded by the Veterans Administration of some very important rules and regulations that must be followed in order to stay in training at government ex­ pense. According to the VA, the regula­ tions apply to practically all vet­ erans now enrolled in training whose right to start training expired witV the July 25th deadline. The few not affected include veterans who were discharged from service less than lour years" ago and have four years from date of discharge before the training deadline affects them. The VA said a veteran continuing in trairirg after the July 25th cut-off date must pursue his course contin­ uously until it is completed, except for interruptions beyond his con­ trol. Such allowable interruptions include the normal summer vaca­ tions, recall to actice service, sick­ ness, etc. Once a veteran completes or dis­ continues his course after the cut­ off date, he may not start another. A veteran may be allowed to change to another course if he is not making satisfactory progress and the faiiiire is not due to his own misconduct, negligence or lack of aqDlication or if the course to which he desires to cnange is more in keeping with his aptitudes, previous training and other factors. A change of course also may be approved if it is a normal progres­ sion from the veteran's present course and no addltlonal'changes of course will be approved, except for the most cogent reasons. It was emphazised by the VA that changes of course can be approved only while the veteran is still in training. Under no circumstances should a veteran interrupt training aftd then appiy for a change of course. In cases of interruption of training because of sickness, or other reasons beyond the control of the veteran, the VA suggested the veteran notify the VA immediately. Such notification will help protect the veteran's train- rights when the time comes for him to resume his education later on. Dahlquist stated that "Judging by the number of cars being parked in the Administration lot with out eligi­ bility stickers properly displayed, people are still attempting to use the lot when ineligible to do so." He also pointed out that under the heading of improper parking come the people who are otherwise eligible to park in the lot but are jeopard­ izing their eligibility by the improper parking of their cars. Staff members should park only in the spaces marked with the large "S", students in the unmarked spaces, and visitors in spaces marked with the "V" Dr. MaxKlingbeil, parking commit­ tee chairman, emphasized a point concerning the improper parking when he said that there should be no parking in the unlined area just west ca the Industrial Arts building. Moreover, he stated, that cars should be parked at all times to conform with the arrows indicating the direc­ tion in which traffic should flow. Dr. Klingbeil stated that upon driving into the parking lot and on not find available spaces in your designated areas, students and staff members alike should drive out of the lot and park elsewhere on the campus. He emphasized that this is necess­ ary in fairness to all concerned. Dr. Klingbeil emphasized again the fact that parking violations will be handled by the student honor coun­ cil. A carbon copy of all tickets issued is being kept on file both stu­ dents and staff members will be noti Attertion veterans! There will] be a veteran's rehabilitation coun selor sperdirg Thursdays in.the city of Ellesnburg. He will be atj 305 N. Main. He will handle all problems in refererce to disabil-j ities, etc. Handsome Harry To Be Crowned At Intermission Of Dance This Weekend Eight Candidates Nominated By Dormitories Annnal Contest And Dance Sponsored By APO by CAROLINE SCOTT Committee Appointed Co-chairmen ctf the 1951 Variety Show will be Chuck Berrisford and Beep Panerio, according to Len Oebser, Student Government Assoc­ iation president. Other members of the planning committee for this year's all college production are Marilyn Dreher, Donna Pantley, Dick Crow, and Don Ridge. Tryouts will be held for the 1951 Variety Show immediately fol­ lowing Thanksgiving vacation, ac­ cording to Chuck Berrisford and Beep Panerio, co-chairmen. The all-college production will be presented near the end of Feb­ ruary. Berrisford stated that all stu­ dents are urged to try out in any kind of entertainment that will best show their talent. "We will try to use all good ideas in the show but we might ask you to change your number to fit into the production," Berrisford announced. "We are planning a bigger, better, more professional type of show this year to better advertise Cent­ ral and its talent," he said. Interested students are urged to see either of the co-chairmen for suggestions and ideas. Prizes Awarded f ied by letter when they are to appear ri ww • before the group for a hearing when JlOY MJlOTllCCOITllflCJ the situation warrants such action. Inter Dorm Competition To Be Held December 7 So that the various living groups can once again have a chance to show off a portion of their talent, the Student Government Association is sponsoring again this year an Inter-Dorm choral competition which is to take place on December 7 in the College Auditorium, Les Kramer, SGA vice-president, said recently. The co-chairmen for the planning of this year's competition are Jean Peterson and Pat Thomson. This competition is but one of the rmny special activities being planned to celebrate Christmas during the last few weeks of this quarter, Kramer said. All dorm presidents will be noti­ fied within the next week of the other details concerning the competition, he announced. A total of $85 was awarded by the Student Government Association to various clubs and organizations as prizes during the 1951 Homecoming celebration according to Len Oebser, SGA president. For the second straight year, Kamola Hall took first place for Its Stunt Night skit and was awarded $15 first prize. The junior class was second and recleved $10. Maskers and Jesters, drama club, placed third with a $5 prize. The close voting on floats In the H omecomlng Parade was an Indication of the quality this year, said Oebser. Sue Lombard captured firs prize and a $15 prize. $5 went to Kennedy Hall, Vetville, and the freshmen class who tied for second place. Ten dollars was the prize re­ ceived by the sophomore class for their first place Homecoming sign. Herodrteans and the Association for Childhood Education tied for second place. Each will receive $5. The Industrial Art Club was awarded third place and a $5 prize. Now that Homecoming Is over and bloodshot eyes are getting back to normal once more, "eager" stu­ dents Wednesday and today voted for their choice for "Handsome Harry III." This puzzling title, not to be con­ fused with Colonial Ball Queen, or King cf Sweecy Day, has always been heralded as sort of a "Mr. Pabst Blue Ribbon" contest of Sweecy— but only 3 per cent. The deal goes like this--each year about this time Alpha Phi Omega, the Boy Scout Honorary on campus, sponsors-a novel way of having a good dance, making a few stones, and arousing some dorm competition, which is needed more this year, by the way. Each dorm, wlmmen included, puts up a fellow for the title of "Handsome Harry," pictures are displayed at the polls of these dol­ lies and voting is carried on in Boss Tweed style for a couple of days before the dance :by.casting a penny into the milk bottle. Yes, I said MILK bottle, with your cand­ idates name on it. Not to be outdone by Krazy Krist- le and his bargains, the Alpha Phi boys let you in on the number of 125 votes for only $1—-which assures you a few extra votes for your cand­ idate If you've got the extra sheckel. It has always been a mystery to many, even frosh, what the "qualifi­ cations" are for Handsome Harry. As I was told once the fellow must be a 5th quarter Junior ala Don Ridge, a science major, have not under a 3.9 grade average, and be able to CWCs Winning Float mm outdrink the 3rd floor Munson gang- but in speaking to Bob Notman, publicity chairman for the dance, I got the word that the guy just has to be the one picked that would be a good Handsome Harry---every year so far, the boys have all been quite individual and this year Is no exception—So here's a quick run- of Centrals' candidates for "Hand­ some Harry III"--- Don "Snort" Rundle from North Hall, A1 "Eyez":Greenfield is Kennedy's choice, Steve "Cooky" Homer from Munro, Ivan "knock 'em dald" Madzuma from Carmody, Off-campus puts up Lou "love 'em up" Butkovich, Rudy "Hi Ho ev­ eryone!" Brownell from Mun­ son, Gary "Smiley" Springer is Sue Lombard's choice and last, but not least, we have Harry "dagmar" Swanson who the girlies In Kamola county picked as their nominee. The third annual Handsome Harry dance will be going full force Sat­ urday, from 9 p.m. to 12" p.m. in the Men's gym, better known as "Nich­ olsons' Armory." Marv "Wildcat Bill" Clark and his combd will be playing all those danceable tunes you don't hear over KXLE and, of course, the real highlight of the evening will be the crowning of Handsome Harry in during Intermission—for you peons, the cost is 65c for two and 35c for stags minus their antlers. P.S. Too bad some organization like the Kaags couldn't sponsor i "Lovely Lena" contest and give some ctf the girls a chance—Hmm? So Goes The News DICK EICHLER The "big push" is on. Now Is the time when the squeeze play and the pinch hitter are being used. The cold war is entering its last innings and the score is practically a tie. New blood has been inserted in the line-up in many places and, in 1952, we are going to see how many more substitutions are going to be sent in to reinforce the forces of the allies or as we know them the democratic and free nations of the world. In the past few days the subs sent in by the British have shown up very nicely and they have started a new spirit, of peace or war and all its agony. Anthony Eden in his first address to the general assembly of the United Nations poured forth a new plea ctf hope for world peace. He supported the points of Presi­ dent Truman's recent address which outlined a disarmament program for the nations of the world and added a few new ones of his own. Winston Churchill has been advocating a meeting of the Big Four chiefs-of- state to settle East-West differences. During his expected visit to the U.S. in January he is expected to approach President Truman with this plan. It feels great to have a party in office in the British Em­ pire which appears to have some national affairs. We need England. She needs us just as badly, and the world needs the combined efforts of both of us even more. In the past few years we have been drifting apart. It can be at­ tributed mainly to the fact that we In the U.S. can't see socialism and Winning float in the 1951 Homecoming Parade was the above entry from Sue Lombard Hall. Tied for second place were Kennedy Hall, Vetville, and Freshmen Class. Many comments were received from faculty members and alumni regarding the excellence and quality of this year's floats. its policies. Somehow, they have a red taint to them. Now that the British have made some changes, what about us? Is 1952 going to be a year of change for the U.S.? The peace talks in Korea have finally reached a point where a few definite conclusions have been worked out. The most important of these, and the bottleneck which has been holding up most of the progress, was the difference in opinion of where the line was to be drawn marking the front. The United Nations are not going to yield their hard won strategic positions. They have finally per­ suaded the communists to agree to draw the line where it now stands or where it will stand when the actual armistice is signed. The rest of the negotiations are a natter of time and If the U.N. forces can hold their present positions until the final armistice Is signed, then that is where the border will re­ main. As far as the fighting goes,it is still continuing at a bloody tem­ po. All Indications show that it Is going to remain so until pens are placed on the official cease fire papers. Here at home we are told that we are going to face the same short­ ages which we experienced during the last world war. Unless a more stable and concise price stabilization is put into action, serious economic reverberations will be felt. The OPS which is now partially existent is a muddled affair and if we are going to face the consumer short­ ages, which we are told are going to come with such a system, then we can expect trouble. What's Cjoinj OH FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 16 MunsonHayrlde, 9-11 p.m. (private) SGA. movie, "Ctace Mere My Darling," College Auditorium 7:30 p.m. Bingo Party, CUB after movie. SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 17 Handsome Harry Dance, Gym 9-11 p.m. '• -lV.Men's MONDAY, NOVEMBER 19 Rotary minsre' Show, College \udltorium, 8 p.m. TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 20 Thanksgiving Vacation begins, 1 p.m. Page two November 15, 1951 Campus Crier An Open Letter... Our sincere tharks to the Homecoming Committees,"and faculty advisors for your wonderful help and co-operation in making this year's Homecoming the best ever. Your tireless effort was surely appreciated. Sincerely, Bill Case Marilyn Dreher An Open Letter. . . We wish to thark the Sweecy students, faculty, and I.K.'s publicly for our wonderful weekerd. We were treated like true royalty. We all had a simply wonderful time—we will never forget a moment of it. Thanks agair to everyone. It was a great privilege to be your Royal Court. Queen Carole Dennis Princess Cami Boyd Princess Marilyn Dreher An Open Letter. . . To you, Sweecy band, for your wonderful half-time show, marching in the parade, and the many other wonderful things you did during our Homecoming weekend, go our thanks and praise. Mr. Bert Christensen, director, deserves a special vote of thanks for being so enthusiastic about everything. Sincerely, Bill Case Marilyn Dreher Co-chairmen of Homecoming 1951 An Open Letter... HAM bergers Relish: Seems to me there's an awful lot of talk about a trophy case for our many laurels in the CUB. In the snack bar, where many plans are farmed, I overheard a very good notion. I hope you won't accuse me of plagarism, Chris. But here's the way It wert. How about all of the clubs getting together and donating their services to make a big benefit darce to raise the money. For in­ stance, Home Ec. club could provid® food, Sigma Mu the music, Maskers .ard Jesters the ertertai rment, ard so or. Those that don't have particular talents could make a little monetary contribution, perhaps. Then we would have a trophy case and have a lot of fun getting it. The case, I'm tdd costs about $250 - that's a lot, but it'd sure be wnrth it. Wondering: I see, on the upper window of the only men's dorm that has an upper window, thebeginning of a homecoming sign. What hap­ pened to the rest of It? Chance of the Week: When asked the usual question about his employ­ ment, one old grad replied- "Buy- (Cont. on Page 4) Projection Booth -HARLEY JONES I think its about time a few roses were passed out around here. First off, I'd like to congratulate everyone who went to Cheney and backed the football team. The women got late leave until 3:30 Sunday morning and everything turned out swell. Congratulations again. Also, on behalf of the students and SGA Council, I'd like to thank Marilyn Dreher, Bill Case and all of the people who worked so hard to make our 1951 Homecoming such a huge success, I'm sure everyone enjoyed stunt night, the fine parade, the Homecoming signs, dance,and all of the other acti­ vities that went into making this yeaxfe Homecoming one of the best ever. Also, I'd like to thank Mr. Chris­ tiansen's fine band for their ex­ cellent music and big part they took in our Homecoming ceremonies. They go to a lot of work every year helping to round out our college life, and I think they deserve a good round of applause. In putting on a large activity such as this, it's hard to satisfy every­ body, but this year I think it came pretty close. .en Oebser President Save on your Trip Home for THANKSGIVING ClIXw WmS GO TO THE THANKSGIVING GAME, TOO, BY GREYHOUND! Go home or to visit friends for Thanksgiving by Greyhound for more friendly fun, less cost, greater comfort and convenience. You'll find there's a bus leaving almost any time you're ready to go— and you'll save money every mile of the way! On your trips to and from the campus—enjoy yourself by Greyhound . . . the friendly, relaxing way to travel! from Seattle one way round trip SEATTLE $2.60 4.70 SPOKANE 4.15 7.50 PORTLAND 5.90 9.65 YAKIMA .90 1.65 BELLINGHAM 4.25 7.65 WENATCHEE 2.25 4.05 [plus U. S. tax] GREYHOUND BUS TERMINAL Fifth and Pine Ellensburg Phone 2-1467 In the fall of 1949, Universal pic­ tures released Robert Montgomery's first attempt at being an indepen­ dent motion picture producer. The picture, "Once More, My Darling," was his (Montgomery's) third time to team with himself as star and director. In other words, the flicker is definitely Montgomery, but that is not necessarily bad. One reviewer states that he thinks the picture "as delightfully light and frothy as the head on a cool glass of beer." Of coure, there are some of us who would rather have the glass of beer, but when the picture shows here Friday night we can take our choice. I am not quite certain that the picture is a satisfactory substitute, myself. Still, whatever your attitude about the beer-like quality of the picture, if you are a normal, two-headed American college student, you must admit that the film is enough of an improvement over the last campus movie that it deserves to be hung with gold medals. It raises the ques­ tion, of course, "Why didn't we get this before?" Remember, kiddies, it is ill-mannered to criticize the past actions of your leaders in this de­ mocracy. A popular magazine of the date of the picture said, "Miss Blyth looks very appealing, even in her sweat­ shirt.' 'This is something of an under­ statement. Miss Blyth (Annie) has the word "Killer" printed across the front of the sweatshirt under con­ sideration, and what that girl's anat­ omy does to a little six-letter word is something which has occupied spare moments in my life since early 1950. No great picture, it is still harm­ less, and Robert Carson has managed some dialogue which is meaningful and also harmless. (Take note, DR.) Originally a Technicolor picture, it was reprinted in 16mm black-and- white and has those appealingly col­ orful gray skins and black tongues typical of this process. Now to leave the realm of the sil­ ver screen and touch upon the acti­ vities of the stage for a minute. First, if Janet Watson, assistant dietician, can cook as well as she handled the pipes in the stunt night plug for "Hasty Heart," I think I wall stop eating at Munson and devote the, rest of my life to the Walnut Street caferteria. 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Hi 888 88® ill ill tit! 888: SPS §11 8881 • 1| 111 11 ||| 11 li 1 u •888 • HI 1 Camel leads all other brands Jty6////bns m $88 18 8£ •v.v.v. i GREYHOUND Varsity Fives Drill For Gonzaga Opener With football seasor just a memory now, the sport light once again is turned to the maple floor where Coach Leo Nicholson is readying the 1951-52 Wildcat basketeers for the November 29th opener with Goiteaga University at Spokane. For the past several weeks a large number of boys have been spending ttime in the gym shooting and getting accustomed to the boards. With the close of football season however, the Cat mentor has trimmed his squad to 25 men and begun intensive train- one touchdown while gathering one lngfor the season. Only four lettermen returned this year to fill the gap left by such men as Hal Jones, high scoring forward Harvey W5od, peppy guard Don Pugh, Don Olson, and Dick Winship. themselves. Hibbard Scores Cat Ta|]v Bob Hibbard, the Cats big line- , chugged 50 yards on an inter - cejted pass for the locals only tally. Shaking off a tackier at the 20 yard Those who returned included, Zeb m Hibbard crossed the diagonals Wedekind, impassive forward Billy Lee, diminutive guard Gene Keller, and Paul Adkinson. Last year's Cats ended in a tin with St. Martins for fourth place with a 4 and 10 won-lost record. The Eastern Washington Savages successfully defended their Ever­ green conference championship witfy a 12-2 record followed by College of puget Sound, Whitwcrth and Pacific Lutheran tied for second with a 10-4 record Western with a 5-9 record Central and St. Martins tied, and UBC last. Untouched.* Johnny Cavalini shot a pass from punt formation to Bob Propst. for the try. - i Soon after a new fraterntiy house opeped for the term, the brothers received a note from the sorority house across the street, "Dear Sirs: Please procure curtairs for your windows. We do rot care for a course in aratomy." The frat brothers' reply went: "Dear girls: the course is optional." Heard at the Homecoming game: With the opening whistle on Nov- are y°u an athletic sup- ember 29, the Cats will begin a 26 P0* game season that will have its home game opening December S at the Morgan gym when the Cats face A1 Brightman's Seattle U Chief tans. A complete list of the boys turn­ ing out as of Monday, November 12 is as follows: Paul Adkinson, Allen Anderson, Bill Bubar, Wayne Back- lund, Marlin Bagget, Dave Brusie, Norm Buck, Don Culbertson, Fran Drake, Jim Forbes, Don Heacox, Gene Keller, Don Kremer, Billy Lee, Wally Loe, Darrell Meyer, Russ Nixon, Terry Peterson, Mel Piatote, Byron Ramlo, Russ Ripp, Ken Teller, Warren Van Zee, A1 Wedekind, and Russ Watkins. Wildcats Drop Finale To Vikings Western Washington's powerful and tricky Vikings ran and passed to a decisive 33-7 lopsided win over a game but green Central Wildcat eleven, last Saturday afternoon ih the annual Homecoming tangle: Viks Show Power Displaying a power ^laden back- field with plenty of speed and de­ ception, the Viks required but six plays after they got their hands or the ball in the first quarter to rack up their initial score. Eldon Odle, the Viks great St. Martins transfer quarterback, drove over from the Cats' 12 yard line. Norm Hash's attempted try for point was low. Mixing passes with a fine running display by Norm Hash, the Vlfci Little AH-American candidate, Odle engineered the Westerners to the Cats five. From their Bob Richardson scampered across for the touch­ down. Visitors Haw Leaving the field with a 26-0 lead the Vikings looked a cinch to re­ peat the trourcing they had admin­ istered to the Whitworth Pirates two weeks ago. However, the Cats came back after intermission and played fine ball holding the Viks offense to- Team Manager, Trainer Lauded By RICH PRESTON Hardly ever noticed, but putting in many hours of work each week, our football trainer and manager are definite cogs in the Central football wheel. This year Larry Pattersor is the manager, while Lloyd Messerschmidt is the boy who serves as the trainer and takes care of the teams cuts and bruise a Larry is a graduate of Auburn high school, where he managed foot­ ball, basketball, and baseball for three years. He is a freshman at Central and handles the equipment for the players. Lloyd came to Sweecy from Kenni- wick high school. He is the fellow who patches up those Monday morn­ ing hurts. It seems that he is doing a very fine job because the injury toll this year has been compari- tively smaller than in most preceed- ing years. A sophomore, Lloyd was the trainer of the Central baseball team last spring. In 1950 Lloyd was the trainer of the Tvi-City Braves professional baseb'Ul team. When he wrv- a mem­ ber oi the Braves he was the youngest trairer to ever work in the Western Inter rational league. campus Crier November 15,.1951 T-S" % Page 3 SPORT B Y B O B LANTS L I N G L A N D emotu MENS WEA R~ if hai s Mil Western 33---Cats 7. Clipper Carmody's Central Cats ended their 1951 campaign last Saturday in the mud and rain of the Rodeo bowl against a mighty strong Western Washington crew. Lappy's boys had fun the first half running wild through the Cat defense. No less than four fellows shared in the fun of getting touchdowns with the smashing runs of Norm Hash, Bob Richardson and Don Walley and the pass snagging of Pete Muir setting up the scores. This Western eleven looked like Evergreen champs the first halt. We probably won't find out what the C lipper .said to the men at the intermission, but what ever it was it sparked the Cats to better ball during the second half. Defensively the Cats looked like a new bunch holding the Viks to one TD while picking up ore for themselves. It's too bad the Cats had to end it with a defeat, but the way those Viks put four men and half the town of Bellingham in front of the ball carrier, something had to give. No doubt when the all-conference team is named these Western names will be among those listed: Norm Hash, Eldon Odle, Pete Muir and perhaps Bob Richardson. All four of these lads looked great against the Cats. STUFF 'N THINGS Well, well, another week of football throughout the nation and some great football it was. Tennessee upheld its Number 1 ranking by slaugh­ tering Virginia Military Institute, 60 to something mighty low. (That's a football game?) Mighty Notre Dame took it on the chops from the number 2 team, Michigan State, 35-0. Tch,tch, the refs were against boys! *** Speaking of refs, wasn't that a little gem the refs called on Central at the Western game? Donations for contact lenses for the Referees Association should be sent in care of Blind Inc., Seattle. *** Catch that Stanford-USC game! Just how much longer can that Chuck Taylor predict his team to win (and be right)? Also on the coast, UCLA still in the Rose Bowl picture with a 7-0 win over Oregon State. Huh? California's Lester Richter slammed his number 13's against the pig­ skin and the Bears went on from there for a 37-28 win over (sigh) the Huskies. Just how tough the underdog can get was demonstrated by little Idaho as the WSC Cougars fought with their backs to the wall all day finally downing them 9-6. *** In the Evergreen Conference everybody ended up with a dandy record --either tied for first or tied for second. Whitworth climbed the long dark steps from the cellar to drop Eastern and CPS trounced the pre­ viously unbeater PLC Gladiators 26-0. « UJCKIES TASTE BETTER] It takes fine tobacco to give you a better-tasting cigarette. And Lucky Strike means fine tobacco. 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L.S./ M F.Tr Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco COPR., THE AMERICAN TOBACCO £OMI AS.f Page four November 15 1951 Campus Crier Rhubarb by ME In case anyone is wondering what those "DRs" stand for in Jones' col­ umn they can ask Roseboro, Donohue or the Jacka twins—or possibly even a frosh gal from lower campus. Berrisford came through again with top honors. The royal float in. the parade, masterminded by the Au­ burn artist, was the best seen around here in a long, long time. It was worthy of entry into such parades as the Apple Blossom of Wenatchee of the Rose of Portland. And while I'm handing out praise, I'd like to thank the CWCEans for their wonderful performances after the kick-off broadcast last Wednes­ day night. .. even if they did have a squeeky reed somewhere. LOST: One housemother at Cart mody hall. She wandered off after an all night jam session and door- bashing party. Not that I blame her much. Maybe she's used to civilizat­ ion. Anyone having any juicy bits of information about anything, or any­ body, just write it down, address it to me (that's capital ME) and drop it in the CRIER office on the second floor of the CUB. 'MORE BOOTH. . . (Cont. from page two) the students and members of the col­ lege staff is to be commended. Anot­ her example: Janet Lowe in the Spur skit. No thanks to the student postoff- ice which delayed my priority order blanks for three weeks, I managed to see Olivia DeHavilland in "Candi­ da" at the Capital in Yakima last Friday. It has moved to Seattle for this week, and it is really worth see­ ing. Retraction: My apologies to 20th Century-Fox for blaming "Come Fill the Cup" on them. Warner Brothers was the guilty organization. In order to beat Eichler to the punch, I bought a copy of Pageant, whose current shocker is "Sex Versus The U. S Army." Let me state here and now that I am on the side of sex, as offering more advantages to a "war-torn world" than the United States Army. It is time for us to start thinking in a constructive vein. r Goehner's JEWELRY . . . WATCH SHOP Diamonds-Elgin Watches, Jewelry-Silverware 204 East 4th Ave. ©RUG 4th and Pearl u TAKE THEM TO AGO Phone 2-3556 LENS DUPLICATED FRAMES REPAIRED 504 North Pine . MORE HAMBERGERS. . . (Cont. from page two) ing old wells, sawing them up, and selling them for post holes." To the future: Hopes for another 'After Hour Stuff' program on KXLE are becoming brighter, I understand. Anyore who remembers last year's program by Guz King will hope along with me that we'll be hearing it soon. The SUB at Cheney has the follow - ing ad in their paper - 'The best ccffee in town - and only five cents.' If Eastern can do it, why can't we? That's all for now. But remember - scientists say that the world will last for 1,700,000,000 years - so don't believe what the politicians tell you. CHAMPAGNE—Cider with needles in it. Exchanged by mistake": One brown 42 overcoat with gloves in pocket for one brown 38 overcoat without' label. The size 42 belongs to Dr. Maurice Pettit, Dean of Men. He is holding a size 38 coat that he picked up at Friday's stunt night."1 If anyone knows the whereabouts of the size 42 please contact Dr. Pettit. 1/ // SocraUt preached: "THE BEST SEASON FOR FOOD IS HUNGER. FOR DRINK, THIRST." Cicero Score one for Soc. He's absolutely right ... thirst knows no season/ That's why anytime is the right time for Coke. BOTTUD UNOet AUTHO0TY Of THE COCA-COU COMPANY BY ELLENSBURG COCA-COLA BOTTLING COMPANY F. L. 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