Vol. 41-No. 20 CENTRAL WASHINGTON STATE COLLEGE. Friday, April 26, 1968 SGA Fund Allocation Program Changes Hawaiian Dish Nani Lovell, freshman, dances a hula tomorrow night at the second annual scholarship luau presented by Central's Hawaiian students. It begins at 7 p.m. at the Elk's Club Banquet Room. Food and flowers are being Imported from Hawaii for the luau. Entertainment includes hulas, Tahitian dances, and songs from Hawaii. (Photo by John Gladney) Changes in programs for fund allocation, and particularly for athletic grants in aid, provide a big challenge for the SGA legislature in the coming weeks. A new concept this year in allocating SGA funds various areas is called "zero base jus­ tification," according to Austin Cooper, SGA president. The areas are given as much money as they can justify, according to a five point guideline. The guideline includes (1) the number of students affected (2) the number of students actually participating (3) contribution to the academic community (4) , special significance of the activity (5) what income, if any, does the activity produce? "If they can justify $100,000, we'll give them $100,000," said Cooper. Another change inbudget plans puts the screening of budget requests in the hands of the entire legislature. In the past, the screening was handled by a few people in the finance com* mission, Cooper said. "It's going to take abit longer, and it's going to be a bit more painful, but I think it would be better in the long run in terms of legislators understandinghow we operate," Cooper said. The legislators, among other matters, will be trimming $199,• 000 in requests to $155,000. Cooper has invited anyone who wants to, to air his views on funds at the legislaure meetings, held Mondays at 6:30 p.m. in SUB 208. "We are spending the stu­ dents' money and we would like to know how they want it spent," Cooper added. Cooper estimates that the final vote on the budget will be on May 6 or 13. McCarthy Wins Choice '68 Election Unofficial Choice '68 general election results compiled Wed­ nesday night put McCarthy in first place with 904 votes. Nixon placed second with 641 votes followed by Kennedy with 419 and Rockefeller with 216 votes. "Official nationwide Choice '68 results will be available May 2 or 3," Patti Mitchell, local Choice568 chairman said. Unofficial statistics of the age of students voting showed 554 Campus Readies for Parents "Central Salutes You" is the theme for Parents' Weekend, May 10-12, according to Julie Hayes, Parents' Weekend chair­ man. 1 The Miss CWSC Pageant will start the. activities Friday night as Central coeds vie for the title. On Saturday there will be a student - parent brunch in the Cage. Academic buildings and residence halls will hold open house Saturday afternoon. Saturday evening will include a parents' banquet and a Pops Concert featuring music groups from Central's campus. Ellensburg churches will wel­ come parents and students on SiBiday followed by open house in campus buildings. The observatory in Lind Science Hall will be open both evenings of Parents' Weekend, according to Miss Hayes. Committee members will sell orchid corsages for mothers beginning May 3. The price is $1.50. Committee members include Ruth Erickson, in charge of the banquet Kathy Johnson, flowers Kathy Noble, entertain­ ment Mrs. Esta Young, brunch and John Lyon, publicity. The former athletic program of loans for athletic sholarships has been held up by the business office on legal technicalities. "Under John Kinsy's ad minis* tration we. began a program of giving the money to athletes (for scholarships and grants) and that year we gave them $3000. They, in turn, gave us the first $3000 from gate receipts," Cooper said. Normally the grants come out of the budget of account 522, the SGA regular budget. The athletic account receives only $2-3 per student, while SGA gets $6-7 per student. Last year the Hamilton admin­ istration upped the loan to $3,500, but the business office complained on legal gi^unds. These were unrestricted monies being used for a restricted use, athletics. Tom Dalglish, special assistant attorney gene rial for the college, agreed with the bus­ iness office. As a result, Pres­ ident Brooks and Cooper decid­ ed to relase the money this year for the last time. Athletic director A. L. "Bink" Beamer says the varsity coaches are "really disappointed" at the athletic budget cut. "It will be a lot harder to recruit good athletes for the Central sports program without some way to offer financial aid to them. The $3,500 is not really a great deal of money, but it is very important to our program," Beamer concluded. Underwood Lists Enrollment Data Spring Quarter enrollment at Central is 5,299, according to Enos Underwood, registrar. By class the enrollment is as follows: freshmen 1,388 sopho­ mores 947 juniors 1,395 seniors 1,283 and graduate stu­ dents 286. Men outnumber women stu­ dents in each classification except freshmen where 609 men are registered and 779 women. Total male enrollment is 2,776 and female enrollment is 2,523. Last year the spring enroll­ ment was 4,623. •i •• •: '-V • . . to be in the 21-year-old age bracket with 400 students 22 or older. 491 were 20 years old, 655 were 19, and 280 were 18 or under. 41 percent of the 21 year-old votes went to McCarthy. "Interest and enthusiasm ran high with the encouragement of political speakers to the cam­ pus," Miss Mitchell said. 2586 Central students voted. Wednesday in the residence halls and SUB voting booths. "I personally feel the elec­ tion was responded to very well not only by on-campus students, but by those off-campus as well/' Miss Mitchell said. "385 off-campus students vot­ ed in the SGA elections last quarter, but 520 turned out for Choice '68 balloting," Miss Mit­ chell added. "If it hadn't been for the help of many students, Choice '68 wouldn't have been the success it was," Miss Mitchell conclud. ed. i - •v- New Pepsters The new song and cheerleaders for 1968-69 are (bottom to top, left to right) Diane Lundaho, sophomore, cheer­ leader Kathy Masuda, freshman, cheerleader Faith Beat- ty, Junior, cheerleader Pat McNeilly, freshman, cheer­ leader Marcla Hay, junior, songleader Patti Caughey, freshman, songleader Karen Sorenson, sophomore, song- leader and Suzi Huntington* sophomore, songleader
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Green, Ultra Pink. 1030 bra, *6 h. $7. , Milt , $15. ~ y ,y : • - v • - '• •" v •• • ' y'?• •.. y- \r .J' •. yy yy "fv. . - y-- y yy^--' • ... • • •• " V-V y. •"A'r- :Vy v" . ••. s . • ..i ' : .y:vyy.-:: ••V. -v-yyy .yy' J Students Ponder, Reject, Support Religious Teachings 1 •' -yy y^- By SHARON JACKSON, CAROLYN NICHOLS and ALICE JOHNSON The general attitude of Central students regarding religion appears to be one of question* ing and partial rejection. They are striving to find something that has meaning in their per» sonal lives, and they seem to be rejecting the church as an insti* tution lacking realism. "College students are involved more in their personal lives than in any kind of spiritual • existence. They have long since succumbed t o materialism whether it be alcohol, Maha» rishi records, or athletic dom­ inance," Phil Rhodes, a senior, stated. Rev. Brian F. Nurding of Grace Episcopal Church feelstheques* tions thoughtful students ask are basically just questions, not re* jections. "They ask things like 'What is the purpose of life? Where am I going and who am I?' It shows a deeper concern than there was a decade ago about the society around them and its values," Rev. Nurding said. Some students are question* ing, some rejecting, and others are indifferent toward the church. According to Rev. Phil Hanni of the United Campus Christian Ministry, students believe the church isn't where the action is intellectually, academically, or philosophically. "It is at the university level that people are becoming aware of things like heart transplants and the moral dilema of war. These students feel that the church is still living in an ivory tower," Rev. Hanni said. Those who are indifferent to* ward the church as an insti­ tution are searching for their own , meaning and purpose in life. This searching canbeseen in student experimentation with marijuana, sex and drugs, ac* cording to Rev. Hanni. EVERYTHING For Your Sewing Needs THE FABRIC SHOP 962-2204 413 N. PEARL Doug Lindsay, a sophomore who describes himself as an atheist, believes "Students have never rejected religious ideals because they never had any reli­ gious ideals except for Sunday School teachings. "They are non-participants in religion. When I speak of reli­ gion I don't mean a 'God* reli­ gion, but a transcendent com* m REV. GILBERT SPLETT mitment beyond oneself," Lind­ say added. A possible reason for non- participation of students in the traditional church worship serv­ ice and rejection of the church as an institution was offered by Rev. Gilbert Splett of the First Lutheran Church. One-third of Washinton state's population does not belong to any church. If the student body at Central represents an aver­ age cross-section of the popula­ tion, roughly 70 per cent of the students come from homes where there is no religious heri­ tage," Rev. Splett said. There are some students who feel it is not necessary to at* tend an institutional church and to find God. « "You're supposed to attend church regularly. It seems too pushy for me. I believe you don't have to go to church to believe in God," Pam Mundy said„ Rev. Nurding believes it's not a matter of the getting the stu­ dent to church, but of the church going out and sharing the con­ cerns of the student. "Basically students share the concerns of religious institu­ tions—social justice, equality, brotherhood. But many reject the pious mouthings that don't result in real action," Rev. Nurding said. Rejection of the church by some students is because of the rituals and ceremony in which they must participate. "The reason I would reject the church is because of the meaningless ceremony. You go to any church and listen to a sermon, pay your quarter, and leave wihout taking anything with you," Terry Campbell, a freshman said. "We are social beings and often individuals use the church as a socializing institution. Sitting in church is fine, but I think very few people know why they are sitting in church," Rhodes remarked. Results of the student ques* tioning life, its meaning, and its purpose can only be hypothe­ sized. Rev. Splett offered two possible outcomes. One, the students, upon enter­ ing the outside world and estab­ lishing homes of their own, will come back to the institutional church and become real spark plugs in questioning the mean­ ings they struggled with. Two, traditional Christianity will have to be more open to other ways of thinking so it can include its questioning mem­ bers. Ellen Sterling, a freshman, expressed a feeling that the church seems to be based upon blind acceptance. "The morals REV. BRIAN NURDING of this country are changing so drastically the church will have to change too." According to Rev.Nurding,the effects of the student questioning of religious values is forcing religious structures to look at what they are doing to determine whether they really have any effect on socity. "Skepticism and unwillingness to accept pat answers can't help but bring about life, vitality and creativity in our society. I think it's darned good," Rev. Nurding concluded. .s SPECIAL Limited Time Only LAUNDRED DRESS SHIRTS Additional Shirts 25' each 4/'1 00 With Any Article of Dry Cleaning SUBPERB LAUNDRY & DRY CLEANING Conveniently Located In The SUB
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LETTERS TO THE EDITOR Mouse Glows AWS Seeks To The Editor:" I am a freshman, who, thank goodness, is so unsophisticated, that I can enjoy Mouse Breath to the fullest. Intelligent people have praised it, saying it has great depth. Other intelligent people have put it down, saying it is stupid, or says nothing at all, and wonder what "prompt­ ed such garbage." I don't know a writer's mind. I only know my own mind, and I hate to see people try to analyze what they know nothing about. I am prais­ ing Mouse Breath with every­ thing I have. I defend his won­ derful absurdity. Umbilical Cords takes the cake. Perhaps he was making a profound state­ ment. Who's to know? But if he was just writing a bunch of "garbage," more power to him. Must everything we say be pro­ found or earthshaking? I think a bit of gross imagination is very healthy to our overly serious human race. Let Mouse Breath write all the stupid things he can think of. It's terrific. I am tired of constant awe at great depth and profound wis­ dom. Those too sophisticated to ?njoy it, are missing a lot of laughs. Come on, everybody, loosen your shirt collars, laugh it up, be ridiculous for a change, then perhaps you will see life as it was meant to be lived. And, you know, even a mud pud­ dle looks pretty deep on a clear day. Pauline Petit Sue Lombard Hall To the Editors Associated Women Students was recently denied funds in the SGA 1968-69 Budget. The legis­ lature expressed reluctance to finance any club on this campus —asserting that all clubs should be self-supporting. AWS is a core group similar to SGA which coordinates activ­ ities for women students. We attempt to represent and pro­ vide programs for a wide range of women students. Hence, money which women students pay for fees in the Fall should help support this organization. A brief sketch of some pro­ grams we sponsor is in orderc The winter tolo is one of the best attended semi - formal dances. The scholarship teas honor women who have attained a grade point of 3.25 or above the previous quarter. The leadership conference in the spring strives to bring together officers from the women's dorms to discuss common prob­ lems and responsibilities. May I now ask what other organize tion on campus has a program for scholarship recognition or for a workshop for officers other than president and vice president? Turning to our other projects, you can see that AWS has at­ tempted to represent the women students in other areas. Fall Quarter we sponsored a work­ shop with Christmas ideas, Campus Crier Published weekly on Fridays during the academic year except during examination weeks and holidays by stu­ dents of Central Washington State College. Printed on the Reo6 d Press. Entered as second class matter at the U. S, Post Office, Ellensburg, Wash. 98926. hoping to appeal to the older women on campus. Winter Quar­ ter we brought in two bridal consultants from Spokane for the women who are in the process of planning spring and summer weddings. Yet we have not neglected the more serious side of college life. We have representatives on the Drug Use and Abuse Commit­ tee and the Student Rights Com­ mittee. Fall Quarter we made a study of the registration and advisory procedure. This quar­ ter we will present a day of talks on Women in Politics. Certainly, there have been areas left untouched, but we are continually evaluating our pres­ ent programs and searching for ideas for new programs. The women on this campus have ex*, pressed their desire for a rep­ resentative organization, we have the organization, we need the support of SGA. Sandi Werder AWS Treasurer 410 East 13th SGA Face Hurts To The Editor: We Central students have again been shafted by our very own Walter Mittys. SGA, our toy government, whose main func­ tion is to discuss trivia, has recently passed Central's own version of the House Un- American Activities Committee. This group, known as the "Per­ sonnel Committee,"—the exis­ tence of which has recently been given legal credence—functions to "obtain.and screen interested and. qualified personnel for Faculty-Student and SGA Com­ mittees and Positions." We seriously question whether this reactionary trend adequate­ ly represents democratic ideals. It should be made known to Cen­ tral students that this "Un-CWSC Activities Committee" consists of seven voting members, only STUDENT HEALTH CEM A \ • V - v - : r • ong as ate print the ujarn i rk), cn the package , r don 1 1 see where we •• ar« mara.1.l y­ res pons! bl e . " two of which (legislators) have been directly elected by the Stu­ dent Body. This unfortunate re­ turn to McCarthylsm involves questionable tactics: The ex­ aminees are intensively ques­ tioned to determine their worth for "SGA committees and posi­ tions." The subjective methods employed in these "mini- hearings" determine whether or not an applicant is "qualified" to serve the student body. It would seem, indeed, that few student ' government positions merit even filling out applies tions. Thai is, since much of SGA is dedicated to absurdity, to have to "qualify" for admis­ sion is even more absurd! Central's Investigating Com­ mittee steps on student rights, invades personal privacy,and in­ sults the intelligence of Central students. To be silent is to sup­ port this lamentable situation. We cannot allow these dangerous Walter Mittys to lord over us and our interests by continuing to support their childish games! Steve Anstey Norlyn Skallman —Off-campus Editor Acclaims To the Editor: I receive the CRIER from my sister every time it comes out. The one column that impresses me the most is "Mouse Breath" by John Johnson. His choice of material is excellent, and his writing superb. I am the associate editor of the Ingraham High School CAS- CADE in Seattle. The CASCADE has had several reprints from the Wall Street Journal News­ paper Fund, and the journalism teacher won a $500 award for being runner up in the "Jour­ nalism teacher of the year" contest. Therefore, I believe I can judge what is good and what is poor writing. In your last edition (April 15), Miss Phyllis Davis stated that Mr. Johnson "never said any­ thing," and that "I kept ex­ pecting the quality of your stu­ pidity to rise." It seems that Miss Davis is in favor of having a nice, conservative campus newspaper that offends no one and is pleasing to little old ladies that sit at home reading "Good Housekeeping" all day. I for one, feel it is about time high school and college newspapers take controversial subjects and review them intel­ ligently, and leave exciting edi­ torials like "The Color of the Pom-Poms in the Coming Year" to elementary and junior high school "newspapers." Miss Davis' closing comment was that along with her letter "went my psychological prob­ lems that have accumulated over the past few months" concerning the column. Truly, she must have some psychological prob­ lem to write a letter like that. Skip Tucker Assoc. Editor, Ingraham CASCADE YR's Apologize To the Editor: In regard to the letter by Phyllis Creek that appeared in the "Crier" last week I would like to apologize on behalf of the past officers of the Young Republican Club for the dis­ courtesy they extended to her and others by not allowing Sec- * retary of State A. Ludlow
Mouse Breath 5 ' , ' " * i Mouse Attends Party 8/ John Johnson Contributing Writer ! .... When you are only seven years old, one of the great highlights of your meager existence is a birthday party. This permits the child the unalienable right of Invading someone else's home without your parents coming along. I was especially sus­ ceptible to birthday parties, owing to my reputation as the life of the party and besides that, I loved to play pinithe-tall- on-the-donkey more than any- thing in the whole world. So, when I received the invitation to Glenda Spangle's birthday party I was naturally ecstatic* The next few days dragged by as I readied myself for the fantastic affair. The whole school was buzzing and I had be­ gun to practice pinning the tail on my wall. I was getting very proficient at it and I generally always managed to get it in Pres­ ident Eisenhower's right eye. I didn't have a donkey, so I used the picture of the Presi­ dent that I had got by saving one hundred and fifty Double Bubble wrappers. I felt a ter­ rible guilt about defacing our President and would find my­ self checking out of my window for a lurking FBI agent. The big day had finally arriv­ ed and I bounded happily out of bed. I Immediately began to put on my clothes for the party. I pulled on my bright blue socks, the ones with the yellow ducks on them, my white shirt that stood erect when starched, and my brown cordouroy pants. This striking ensemble was the talk of the second grade set. I then decided to top the whole thing off with my red sport coat with the gold buttons. It boasted an ensignia bearing the words, A PRODUCT OF SEARS AND ROE- BUCK, in a circular design. As I looked in the mirror I had to admit to myself that 1 was probably the sexiest second- grader on the face of the earth. I proudly strutted out of the room, grabbed my present and headed down the street to the party. The party was in full swing when I arrived. Mrs. Spangle greeted me at the door and promptly informed me that my pants were unzipped. I blushed slightly and adjusted the object of my embarassment. I was used to this comment and my trademark in my early years was an open fly. I never seemed to have the time to remember all the mores that our society places upon and demands from the young. Besides that, I could never make the stupid snap stay shut. I entered the living-room and MORE LETTERS • ^ . • • * ' .. . .. Kramer to speak at the sched­ uled time of' 8:00 on April 2. Not only was it a discourtesy to those people who took the time to come hear Mr, Kramer but it was also an affront to the Secretary of State. The past officers of the club regret their lack of tact and wish to apologize for the incon­ venience it may have caused anyone. Rod Soubers President-Elect "YR" Club Central Breath Shocks To the Editor: We were shocked to read in the Mouse Breath column this week one of the most sacre- ligious articles it has been our misfortune to read. From Mr. Johnson we would expect such an article, but we fail to understand why you, the editor-in-chief, would allow an article of such poor taste to be published in your otherwise fine newspaper. We as Americans should be commemorating the death of Christ this weekend, not ridicul­ ing it. Let us join together to rid the Campus Crier of such mater­ ial apd make us, as students, proud to be part of Central. John de Valois Robert Goldsworthy Jr. ' W - ' . -X. :'-'v' Reassertion To the Editor: N We feel that a reassertion of the stand taken by the Flor­ ida delegation during the Repub­ lican and Democratic mock polit­ ical conventions is necessary to clarify our position. First, we would like to express our gratitude to the convention committee for the fine work they did. However, we believe that the basic purpose of a mock politi­ cal convention was misrepre­ sented during Central's role in Choice 68. We believe that the basis of such a convention is to represent the states alotted to each living group and to give the participants an understand­ ing of political conventions on a realistic scale. This purpose was not fulfilled in that the delegations were directed to vote as their living groups had re­ gardless of the state they rep­ resented. We do not feel this provides an educational experi­ ence or a realistic view of na­ tional political conventions. Had SGA wanted only a rerun of what the preliminary election told them, then they were justi­ fied in spending two hundred dollars for the conventions. The delegation from Florida did not believe this to be enough and thus acted according to their beliefs. Respectfully, Florida Delegation North Hall was immediately greeted by the hostess, Glenda Spangle. I had always had a crush on Glenda, but she was about twice as tall as I was, so I had decided that any relationship we might enter into could only lead tofrustrap tion. She moved me into a circle of kids and I began to assert my presence. I carefully fin­ gered my emblem, to point out that I frequented only the best cutting remark about my tennis' shoes, but I quickly countered it by informing her "that at least my pants are zipped up." Everyone seemed pleasedbythis and I was about to do my famous imitation of Lex Baxter yelling "Hit the beach, Marines," when Mrs. Spangle announced that the games were starting. The first game was spln-the- bottle. One person would spin the bottle and whoever it point­ ed to, he had to kiss. I lived in a progressive, middle class neighborhood of the early 50's and this activity was considered valuable to further social activi­ ties of the young. I was check­ ing for the donkey, when I heard that I was being pointed at by the deadly Pepsi - bottle. I looked up in horror, to discover that I had to kiss Jenny Swartz. This was the worst possible pun­ ishment because Jenny had braces and always managed to mangle someone's lip. Sure enough, I felt the little metal hooks catch my lower lip and give it a painful twist. I yelled and fell back like I had just been hit by erne of Sabu's spears. Everyone roared, even Jenny. Mrs. Spangle then announced that we were going to play pin- the-tail-on-the-donkey, and the winner would receive a prize, I quickly scrambled for a place in line as we all adged along the window. I glanced out of the window and noticed that it was beginning to rain. The sky had changed from blue to gray and the raindrops were becoming numerous. I was about to turn away to concentrate on my com­ petition, when I noticed her. It was Becky Anderson from our class and she had a present in her arms. The rain had streak­ ed her face and, for a moment, it almost looked like tears. Mrs. Spangle had noticed my preoccu­ pation and came over to see what I was watching. "It's Becky," I said. "Why doesn't she come in?*' "She wasn't invited," replied Mrs. Spangle, "she's just trash!" The words exploded in my ears. How could Becky be trash? She was In my room at school and lived only two blocks away from me. All the kids played with her even Glenda. Becky could even hit a baseball fufi -1 • • ' "'V "".'I • 7- '.v-'- ' ther than I could, she be trash? How could Just then somebody grabbed me and said, "It's your turn." I turned to face the donkey. Everything began to spin and someone started to put a blind­ fold around my eyes. The room suddenly closed in on me. I threw the blindfold down and turned and ran out of the door, leaving the glorious party and the ever-waiting donkey behind. I ran up to Becky. I noticed that her eyes were red and her lower lip was quivering. "Hi, Becky!" "Hi, Johnny. How's the party?" "Crummy! 'Ya wanna come over to my house and play catch?" "O.K." she sniffed. And then Becky said the words that put everything into perspec­ tive and made the whole after­ noon seem worthwhile: "You sure look handsome, Johnny and your pants are even zipped up." Birthday parties have a way of growing you up. Something About Sex "To bed or not to bed that is the question," says the soph­ omore boy sitting in my office furthermore, he assures me that words about the pill are totally beside the point, for his be­ haviour will not depend upon the availability of the pill but upon the availability of the girl. And, rightly so, we dispense with the dispensation of the pill and turn to his challenge: "To bed or not to bed THAT is the question." And, once again, I remain a bit skeptical about the lengthy attempts to justify to a com­ plete stranger the future trans­ actions between Joe College and Betty Co-ed but, if confession is good for the soul, why not confess ahead of time? Who knows? Maybe for penance the old boy will recommend, "Go ahead, if you're man enough." Since, dear reader, you have asked the question, let's get on with it. Several questions come to my mind, and I must ask them, too. "Are men and women sex partners or are they com­ panions?" Your answer to that will help you down the road to answering your own question about the place of beds in your life. IF you believe that man is basically a bundle of biological drives and that man's realiza­ tion of his manhood comes in finding a variety of outlets for his drives, then you've made your bed go find someone to join you. On the other hand, if you believe that a person is the sum total of all his rela­ tionships, then you know that a person is empty, hollow, super­ ficial, and fleeting solely be­ cause his relationships are empty, hollow, superficial, and fleeting, and your bed-life will be conditioned by the quest for total relationships, not for bio­ logical ones. If you ask me, I'll take a total relationship to a total woman, any day, over anything else. That's the trouble with the Playboy photography staple a woman through her navel so that she can be folded up and you have a plaything, not a woman. Playboy is not a "girlie" maga­ zine at all! It wouldn't be caught dead portraying a full woman why are we so afraid of women, keeping them disposable and foldable? Let me ask another question: is there a difference between sexual intercourse and sexual intimacy? I should think that we separate the men from the boys on this one. It strikes me that sexuality means ?V . -v-- :' Kyr: •-v.' v*v- • HV .. " .vK-' V- 'vwS'- /- f'-:V : "• V. •••• '• • •- • _ r . ' •i V: • • V.'- . V 1 •.v-'v.'rv • " •BY REV. PHIL HANNI intimacy, and that intimacy is not to be equated with inter­ course within a vacuum of non- intimate relationships but that it is a quality of relationships, the physical included. If sexu­ ality means intimacy, and if inti­ macy means faithfulness, trust, and companionship, then don't come asking me why a casual tumble on a bed didn't lead to intimacy. Karl Jaspers has said, "I am only through communication with the other." Quite so. So, dear reader, remember that your literal absence or pres­ ence depends upon whether you are in relationships of communi­ cation. The language of sexu­ ality is much like the language of words—its presence does not prove communication, but can become that. Sex, like words, is a part of communication when there Is a quality of relationship and intention of purpose present a- part from it, the communication is so distorted that it is "no communication." Given this understanding of communica­ tion, the question is no longer, "To bed or not to bed," but, "To exist or not to exist." Sorry, dear reader, if that's too corny for your newfound sophistication, I can't help you there.
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Turhed-on Kristi Tunes in on Radio Work About the only way to have a date with Kristi Newbill these days is to be sure and listen to campus radio KCWS Thursday nights at 10 o'clock. "Date with Kristi" is an hour long program hosted by Newbill, a Bremerton junior, majoring in math education for the secondary level. The Central co-ed also works eight hours a day at KXLE, the local am. radio station. "I was hired as an advertis­ ing copy writer last quarter," Newbill said. "But I'm acting as sort of a program director," she added. A program director sets up the daily schedule planning when commercials and public service announcements snould appear, then tries to see that they do appear when they should, she explained. "I'm not really qualified to do the Job, but I think It is great experience," Newbill said. Newbill fits classes around her other activities. "I leave KXLE jml KRISTI NEWBILL to go to class and I stop by the bank or some place so I won't waste the trip," Newbill commented. Being busy is nothing new to Newbill. Since coming to Cen­ tral last fall from Olympic Col­ lege in Bremerton, Newbill has sung with the Central Singers, and gone on their spring vac a* tion tour worked at KCWS, and hosted her own program and run for SGA legislator which she won, but gave up after getting her Job at KXLE because she couldn't devote enough time to student legislating. Newbill is working for her "third class ticket," radio Jar­ gon for a third class engineer's liscense, allowing her to oper­ ate her own transmitting equip­ ment at radio stations up to 1000 watts in power. This would in- Social Ethics and New Morality Placement Requests Provide Focus for Dr. Fletcher Dr. Joseph Fletcher, a profes­ sor of social ethics will discuss "The New Morality—an Old Re­ volt" at Central, Friday May 3, in Hertz Recital Hall. The lecture, sponsored by the Ecumenical Campus Ministry, • begins at 8 p.m. and is open to the public. Father Paul Carlngella, Professor of Moral Theology from St. Thomas Semi­ nary, Kenmore, Washington will introduce the topic. Dr. Fletcher, professor at the Episcopal Theological School in Cambridge, Mass., is the author of several books dealing with morals. He has preached or lectured in more ,than -30 uni­ versities in America, Canada, Latin America, Australia, Ja» pan, and Thailand. His peace making has taken him through the "Iron Curtain" to commun- Old Residence Hall Elects New Senate The Residence Hall Senate elected new officers last week. Quigley Hall president Frank Fisher, junior, was elected chairman. He will succeed Stan Sllvernail, junior, past president of Whitney Hall. Kamola Hall president Laura Parker, sophomore, will serve as vice • chairman. Elwood Manor president Chris Held, sophomore, will act as treasurer. The officers take over their jobs immediately. They will serve until Spring Quarter 1969. Residence Hall Senate includes the presidents of all of the college residence halls. Crier Selects Editor Duane Decker, senior, has been appointed news editor of the Crier. 1st countries and to Southeast Asia. Ordained in America, Dr. Flet­ cher received his b.A. from West Virginia University, B.D. from Berkeley Divinity School, and S. T. D. from London Uni­ versity and Kenyon College. At present he is director of the Euthanasia Society of Ameri­ ca, the Northeas Associatlonfor Church and Society, and the As­ sociation for Voluntary Sterili­ zation. He is vice-president of the American Society for Chrisitan Ethics, and the Assoc­ iation for the Study of Abortion. This year he is Visiting Lec­ ture and a Fellow of Clare College at Cambridge Univer­ sity (England). Dr. Fletcher's articles have appeared in learned journals and such magazines as Harpers, Na­ tion, and Ladies Home Journal. Some of his books have been translated into Germany, Japan­ ese, Spanish, and Hindi. Thai Exchange Set Under New Grant Central, under a grant from the American Association of Col­ leges for Teacher Education, will begin a program of exchange with Prasarn Mit College of Education in Thailand. Dr. J. Wesley Crum, dean of education said Central has received $1000 to exchange in­ formation and educational ma­ terials such as books, exhibits of artifacts, handicraft, photos, paintings, films education per­ iodicals and instructional ma­ terials for faculty. Central began its relationship with the Thai institutions of higher education in 1966 when its president, Dr. James Brooks, spent three months visiting there* All seniors and graduate stu­ dents who have signed a teach­ ing contract or accepted a posi­ tion are requested to notify the Placement Office0 Job accep­ tance forms are available at the Placement Office, 308 Barge Hall. TIME ,, \ GAS FOR LESS FREE Lube With Oil Chang. 702 N. 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' ' • ' Fire Damage Several hundred dollars damage was caused by a Are in Llnd Hall Wednesday morning. A flourescent light bulb in a display case exploded and caught fire. It was ripped out and extinguished by Ellensburg firemen within minutes after the 7:30 ajn. blaze brake out. It began smoking about an hour later and was again extinguished. (Photo by Doe Holler)' ATTENTION CWSC SENIORS AND GRADUATES WE'VE GOT THE CAR WITH [THE NOW IDEA FOR ALL ITS THRIFTY, DEPENDABLE VIRTUES, THERE'S A STREAK OF THE DEVIL IN IT. PP '2252" START THINKING FROM JUST And: Don't hesitate to ask about one flexible credit terms to suit your present budget position. BUTTERFIELD CHEVROLET CO. 1008 S. Main PH. 925-1459 Central Announces Summer Admissions Students attending Central's summer session which begins June 18 must .have transcripts and applications filed in the admissions office by June 3. According to Dr. Frank Price, director of summer session, students attending either first or second term or both will register June 17 at Nicholson Pavilion. There will be no second term registration or change of schedule for the se­ cond term. Class instruction for the first term begins June 18. The first term closes July 18 with the second term beginning July 19. The second term closes August 16. As well as the usual basic summer offerings, special pro- grams will be conducted in art, aerospace, business education, education, special education, re­ medial reading, health educa­ tion, home economics, music, physical education, science edu­ cation, speech and drama, and technology and industrial educa­ tion. All special programs will be taught on campus with the ex­ ception of the programs in re­ medial reading and art. There- medial reading program will also be given in Bremerton, Bellevue, Clover Park, in Tap coma, and Highline in Seattle. A special workshop on Mexican culture will be held at the Uni­ versity of the Americas, Mexico City. During the session Central will utilize 58 visiting faculty from .all parts of the United States. For further information and applications contact director of summer session at Central. YOUR BOOKSTORE «M4| mm I Twenty Make Perfect Mark Twenty Central students attained perfect academic marks during Winter Quarter according to Enos Underwood, registrar. The students received A's in each course to compile the 4.0 grade point average. Central uses a graduated grading scale —A, A-, B+, B, Betc. with 4.0 for A, 3.7 for A-, 3.3 for B+, etc. Those who achieved the perfect mark are as follows: Bellevue: Bonnie L. McMullen Cashmere: Lee C.Darlington Ellensburg: M. Dale Leavltt, Carl D. Phillips, Mary Neal Quist, Virgil C. Wlnegar ——* Kelso: David Lee Wallace - j Kent: Barry A. Carlaw Lyman: Terry Lee Mullen ^ Marysville: Gale L. Smoke Seattle: Arthur L. AntoneHi* Sharon J. Coilman, Betty S.Dow-, dell, Brynne R. Flanagan, Jerry B. Nichols Tacoma: Sandra K. Williams Yakima: Joan Adelle Graham, Out of state: Alaska, Juneau: Paul A. Eide Colorado, Colorado Springs:' Sylvia A. Erickson Idaho, Wallace: Lawrence Mac- Guffie 925-5558 FREE DELIVERY Downtown Location-—Next to ttio Post SAVE 50 to 75% off List Price GIFT BOOKS & PAPERBACKS COME EARLY FOR BEST CHOICE OPEN 7:30 A.M.-8:00 P.M. Mondays Thru Fridays 10 A.M.-5 P.M. Saturdays
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Paul Kirkland recently ran a 4:13 mile, and last week Portland's Needenham broke their school record with a 9:10 two mile. Portland's Mike Hyrciw ran the 100 in 9.5 against Central on the Wildcat track two years ago. He'll be back tomorrow to com­ pete in thai event again and also to anchor Portland's mile relay team, which is another for- jmidable obstacle in Central's Symposium proved to be a suc­ cessful weekendfor Wildcat thin- clads, as they clobbered rival Eastern Washington 112 - 29 on Saturday afternoon. Wildcat trackmen took all but three first places in the league meet, these three going to Eas­ tern's Bruce Peters in the mile, Dave Svendsen in the triple jump and Rich Korte in the pole vault. Highlighting the meet was the 229 - 6 Javelin throw by Fred Andrew. Andrew is currently ranked number one in the nation by the NAIA for his recent throw of 231.11. Also highlighting the meet was the double hurdles victory of John Kirry. Central also swept both sprints with John Beard winning the 100 and Joe Evans the 220. Recently returning from California where he competed in the Olympic trials is Central's Sam Ring. Ring placed fifteenth out of the eighty competing the Marathon event. Ring is the cur­ rent holder of the school record in the two and six mile ' MA I | Name. I I Address. City State — izip- y y y/ v [ ( KEEPSAKE DIAMOND RINGS, BOX 90, SYRACUSE, N. Y. 13201 J- WRANGLER STEAK HOUSE SIRLOIN STEAK DINNER With Potatoes, Roll and Butter STUDENT SPECIAL King Size Burger, Shake and Fries $139 79* WRANGLER STEAK HOUSE IN THE PLAZA Tennis Team Takes Swing to Western The Wildcat Tennis team jour­ neys to Bellingham to take on Western Washington in the sec­ ond half of the EVCO season. Central defeated Western early in the year on the strength of a clean sweep in doubles as well as the fine play of Laitham,' Williams and Tarrach. Western is led by their num­ ber one man John Leighton who defeated Mark Morrill the last time the two squads met. Also promising to give Central a battle is Jay Taylor, their num­ ber two man. Taylor took iiMmm llliiitiii 4mm SI## BMP' \fysy- MARK MORRILL ...defending champ.., Laitham three sets before bow. ing to the big 'Cat net man. On April 13, the Seattle Pac­ ific College Falcons shutout Central 9-0. Forest Laitham in this match was beaten for the first time this season. Larry Karr beat Laitham in three sets, 6-1, 2-6, and 7-5. In the doubles competition, Morrill and Laitham were beaten for the first time this season. Last Friday, the Wildcats lost a heartbreaker as well as their number two man. Forest Lait­ ham after beating his man the first set, hurt himself in the second set and had to forfeit. That forfeit cost Central the match. Mark Morrill and Fritz Tar­ rach then came through to win their singles matches. Scott Wil­ liams teamed up with Tarrach to take the second doubles, thus tying up the match. Without . Laitham being able to play, Coach Nicholson was forced to put Ron Frederickson into first doubles with Morrill. Frede­ rickson and Morrill almost de­ feated the Pirates number one doubles team. The score of the three sets played was 7-5, 3-6, and 8-6 in favor of the Whit- worth team.
' • .ISA^^- V.V' ssl.w \ msJT Long Ball Hitter Central's Ron Hopkins is seen hitting a sinking line drive to center field during the first game of last Saturday's double-header with Eastern. The center fielders catch was disputed but the umpire called Hopkins out. Central won this game 2=1 only to lose the second game 6-3. Hopkins, a hard hitting left hand hitter, is the number three hitter on the Wildcat squad, behind Larry Kupp and Kim Hammonds. Baseball Team Readies For Battle with Vikings Tomorrow, the Central Wash* ington nine takes on Western Washington in the start of the second half of the season. The Wildcats defeated Western ear­ lier in the year on No-Hitters by Butch Hill and Harvey Ko« chel. Coach Connie Hamilton's Wes­ tern team is led by Paul Hal« grimnson, a husky righthander from Centralia who did not start against the 'Cats. Central in those two games only picked up 6 runs for the wins. A victory over Western and a loss for both Whitworth and Eas­ tern could mean a three-way tie for the Wildcats, that is if Central takes two from Wes. tern, a very big "if". An add­ ed Incentive is to show Wes­ tern they weren't just lucky the first time. The Western news­ paper after its team was set down, made the remark that Central was lucky to win with its old timers. The paper was referring to a number of play­ ers in their mid and upper 20's. Two weeks ago, Central ran into bad luck in Spokane and were defeated by the Whit- worth Pirates twice, 5-2, and 4-0. Bill North was the Wild­ cats' leader at the plate, going 3 for 6 as well as scoring one of Central's two runs. Hill and Harvey Kochel both took the losses against the Pir­ ates strong team. Bill Walker, despite his teams losses drove in all the Central runs. Last Saturday afternoon, Cen­ tral and Eastern split a double header with the Wildcats tak­ ing the first, 2-1, and then hav­ ing the Savages take the night­ cap, 6-3. Once again, Butch Hill proved he is Central's best with a 4- hitter against the Evergreen Conference leaders. The split between Eastern and Central combined with the Whitworth and Western split, producing a tie for first place in the EVCO standings. In the wild game, Larry Kupp won the game for Central by slugging a homerun in the fourth inning with Bill Walker aboard. This was all Hill needed to win the game. Eastern got its lone run in the sixth on Gary Glas­ gow's solo shot over the right- field wall. In the second game. Eastern got on Harvey Kochel in the first for two runs and followed that with four more in the second in- ning. Central could only manage two runs off of Jim Matson, one of them a homerun by Bill North in the sixth inning. Butch Hill's pitching in the first game and Bill North and Larry Kupp5s hitting were the bright spots for Central. ever Paul HOOHEE? QUESTIONS 1—Did Paul Brown coach a service team? 2—What college did Hornung1 star at? 3—Was Frankie Albert a southpaw or a righthanded passer ? HE HAS been at the quarter­ back helm of the Indiana University foot­ ball team this season and is credited with a share of its suc- c e s s. He's a good passer. ANSWERS •Avedmnos y—g •aurea 9J}o.n—z •XuiapBoy pjABM sa^TL 'sax.—I •(osuoo £ubh :aaxiooH) Wildcats Putt Towards Meet Wildcat golfers are currently looking forward toward meeting Whitworth, Eastern and We stern next Friday afternoon. Central's golf team played host to a strong team from Whit­ man College yesterday, a team which has already beaten the Wildcats twice this year in these earlier matches. Whitman came out on top 9-6 in the first outing and lOVa -ll/z in the second. Bill Rolig has been the out­ standing golfer on the Whitman team so far this year. He took medalist honors in both matches with Central with scores of 72 and 74. Rick Felt rates second behind Rolig with scores of 74 and 79 and Whitman's number one man Rick Klobusher is next with scores of 75 and 79. Central coach, Stan Sorenson, stated that Whitman has one of. the most well balanced teams in the Northwest. He cited Bill Rolig for his performance against the Wildcats in the first two matches. When asked about his own team, Sorenson said, "I *Mnir we're capable of playing better than we did in the first two matches against Whitman. Play­ ing on our home course will certainly be an advantage to us in this match." Last Thursday, the Wildcat golfers were in Olympia where they defeated St. Martins by a score of 14-4. Rob Ashman took medalist honors for Central with a 72. John Banks was behind Ashman with a 78 and Tom Thompson was next with an 80. •fffMm 603 Main FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC I • 1 - AUTO SERVICE Kawasaki Motorcycles INDEPENDENT AUTO REPAIR 925-5539 NOTHING BUT THE BEST USED CARS '67 Chev Impala . . *2295 2-dr. 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' . . • • v -'Vv •- N'v.vj.- 'V. * '' » , . _ . "• ":j, vV-.y'O ''v— : v^.Vv, '•• , "w...--.. '/:'v '-3 ... ' • • *&X- .s &>&<• Intrepid Outdoorsmen Gary Hunziker, an Intrepid outdoor fisherman, fishes along the banks of the Yakima while Randall Bach, boy sibling, looks on and observes his technique. Bach stud­ ies Hunziker's every move as he, like so many novices, longs to acquire the skill achieved by the more experienced i. (all photos by Vic La Vanway) Central Students Brave Hazards For Fun, Fish By WARREN STARR Sports Editor (Editor's note: This is a fish story, and therefore may be slightly exaggerated in some instances. Likewise, the fish- ermen portrayed in the sur­ rounding pictures may not be* representative of the general fishing public at Central.) Last Sunday was the day of the big migration. On that day hun­ dreds of thousands of fishermen migrated to lakes, rivers, creeks, irrigation ditches, fish bowls, anywhere water and fish were believed to be found. The great migration was com­ parable in some ways to the great lemming migrations up north except for the fact that not nearly as many fishermen drowned. (Quite a few caught colds though.) Migrations are contagious things, and Central was also infected by the curious disease and a great multitude of Intrepid Central students ventured out that day to the many waters of Washington State. The word "intrepid" is used because nowadays it takes real courage to face the heavy traf­ fic, uncertain weather, and the hordes of other fishermen in order to participate in the sport called "fishing." A few of these "Intrepid" Cen­ tral fishermen tried for White fish in the Yakima River with bamboo poles. Others fly fished with insects for bait (and tried not to let it bug them when they didn't catch anything.) A lot of couples enjoyed troll fishing. This is when you sit (comfortably?) in a slow moving boat and wait for a fish to take your line. It's difficult to say which of these methods, or which of the many other styles of fishing, is the most efficient. All of them however provide a means of escape from troublesome wives and the hectic existence the fisherman must face during the week, as well as a relaxing (?) healthy form of recreation. „ - . . -Jr. :• : ,.,Xv • . ..on-*-: BIG J Yakima Highway South of Town Invites You To The Newest Drive-In In Town QUARTS OF ROOT BEER 19 e ALSO FEATURING CHUBBY CHICKEN On* Of The Finest Eating Chicken INSIDE DINING ALSO BASKETS OF CHICKEN TO GO Effective Friday & Saturday, April 26, 27th ••• Expectant Smile Here you see the expectant fisherman as he embarks out into the icy water for the first time. It's easy to see he can hardly wait to hook that BIG ONE. V ^ '• -iM /•r. =*• ' • V - " : i i ' • ' - • • /• 1 *r ' " C*/• • ' Hooking Big One Something's fishy here. The fisherman has hooked a big one but is having difficulty removing the Jagged hook. At about this time, as he stands on the slippery rocks' amidst the rough current, he realizes he can't swim. Ml WHY PAY MORE FOR THE LATEST FASHIONS? Come in and see thee latest in Wippette Villiager, And Century Dresses Skirts And Burmudas At • Prices ar Below Retail. •W ' V. I • f THE WISHING WELL SAMPLE SHOP 401 N. Pearl -925-9100
am Three Karate Members Place Performing Tonight Central's women varsity swim team, better known as the "Crimson Coral" is seen above ready to perform their annual swim show, this year entitled "And Why is Color?" Per. formance begins at 8:30 in Nicholson. SGA card or $1 admits. Liquid Lovelies Perform Tonight Crimson Corals annual swim show, "And Why is Color?", can be seen tonight and tomor­ row at 8:30 p.m. in the Nichol­ son Pool. Admission is $1 or an SGA card. "Aquatics has become an art Track Meet Matches Viking Women Against Central Ladies Consisting of only 11 members, Central's female track team coached by Janice Boyungs will be at home tomor­ row to play host to the Western Washington Vikings. The field events will begin at 10:30 a.m. with the running events coming at 1 p.m., intermingled with the men's events. Two weeks ago, the Wildcats lost to the Falcon Track Club from Seattle by a score of 76- 24. The Falcons are coached by Dr. Ken Foreman, head track coach at Seattle Pacific. The outstanding performer for the Falcons is Doris Brown, the world's record holder in the mile run for women. Against Central, she took first place in the 880 yard run with a winning time of 2:15.9. In that race she was severely hampered by a leg in­ jury. Barring further injury, Mrs. Brown will compete in the 800 meter run in the Olympic Games trials. Mrs. Brown is strongly sup­ ported by Janet Johnson, who finished second in the pent- athalon in the Olympic trials. Central's women tracksters only took two first places in the last meet with the Falconse Judy Johnson was the only indi­ vidual winner, taking first place In the 100 yard dash with a time of 12.5. The Wildcat. 440 relay foursome of Jan Harriman, Judy Dickinson, ValPrlbnow and Miss Johnson also took first place honors with a winning time of 53.8. Central coach Boyungs stated that the Falcons compete all year which gives them a definite advantage over college teams. The members of the Central team are Peg Merk, Diane Wal­ ters, Maria Floyd, Bonnie War­ ring, Julie Pomeroy, Nancy Gapp, Linda Rowand, Jan Har­ riman, Judy Johnson, Judy Dick­ inson and Val Pribnow. somewhat similar to modern dance," Dr. Betty Putnam, Instructor of the Crimson Corals, says. ''What we try to do is ex­ press an idea or mood to the audience. This year we've taken different colors and have tried to suggest what mood the colors remind us of through the various movements the girls do in the water." Li addition to the routines of the girls, Bob Hill and Judy Dickenson will swim a duet. Crimson Corals is a part of the Women's Athletic Associa­ tion and is sponsored by SUA. There are sixteen members par­ ticipating. "The girls practice all Fall Quarter but we don't start work for the water show until the beginning of 'Winter Quarter," Dr. Putnam said. In addition to their annual water show, the- girls attended the annual Northwest Aquatic Art Symposium, held in Bellingham earlier this month. "The routines often look very easy as well as very pretty, but they require a great deal of endurance," Dr. Putnam added. Track Cont. In the field events, Bob San- to and Steve Harshman hold the highest marks with throws of 54'3%" and 47'4V4" res-, pectively in the discuss event, Bob Santo and Steve Harsh* man also are the leaders with throws of 136'11" and 132' re* spectively in the javelin throw, Fred Andrew has set a school record of 231 '11", and is fol­ lowed by Wayne Worby with 223'1" in the long jump, Tom Byrnes has gone 22' and Ron Smithwick 21'8" in the pole vault, Les Harmon leads with 14'61/i" followed by Dick Clint- worth with 14*. In the high jump, Ken Che® lin has gone 6'3" and Ron Smith­ wick 6*2". 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On Campos (By the author of "Rally Round the Flag, Boys/", "Dobie Gillis," etc.) wh MaxShulman WAS KEATS THE BOB DYLAN OF HIS DAY? Who was the greatest of the English Romantic Poets- Byron, Shelley or Ke^ts ? This question has given rise to many lively campus discussions and not a few stabbings. Let us today try to find an answer. First, Keats (or The Louisville Slugger, as he is com­ monly called.) Keats' talent bloomed early. While still a * schoolboy at St. Swithin's he wrote his epic lines: If I am good I get an apple, So I don't whistle in the chapel. From this distinguished beginning he went on to writes another 40 million poems, an achievement all the more re­ markable when you consider that he was only five feet tall! I mention this fact only to show that physical prob­ lems never keep the true artist from creating. Byron, for example, was lame. Shelley suffered from prickly heat all winter long. Nonetheless, these three titans of literature never stopped writing poetry for one day. Nor did they neglect their personal lives. Byron, a devil with the ladies, was expelled from Oxford for dipping Nell Gwynne's pigtails in an inkwell. (This later became known as Guy Fawkes Day.) He left England to fight in the Greek war of independence. He fought bravely and well, but women were never far from his mind, as evi­ denced by these immortal lines: How splendid it is to fight for the Greek, But I don't enjoy it half as much as dancing cheek to cheek. While Byron fought in Greece, Shelley stayed in Eng­ land, where he became razor sharpener to the Duke of Gloucester. Shelley was happy in his work, as we know from his classic poem, Hail to thee, blithe strop, but no matter how he tried he was never able to get a proper edge on the Duke's razor, and he was soon banished to Coventry. (This later became known as The Industrial Revolution.) One wonders how Shelley's lif e-and the course of Eng­ lish poetry—would have differed if Personna Super Stain­ less Steel Blades had been invented 200 years earlier. For Personna is a blade that needs no stropping, honing or whetting. It's sharp when you get it, and sharp it stays through shave after luxury shave. Here truly is a blade fit for a Duke or a freshman. Moreover, this Personna, this jewel of the blade-maker's art, this boon to the cheek and bounty to the dewlap, comes to you both in double- edge style and Injector style. Get some now during "Be Kind to Your Kisser Week." But I digress. Byron, I say, was in Greece and Shelley in England. Meanwhile Keats went to Rome to try to grow. Who does not remember his wistful lyric: Although I am only five feet high, Some day I will look in an elephant's eye. But Keats did not grow. His friends, Shelley and Byron, touched to the heart, rushed to Rome to stretch him. This too failed. Then Byron, ever the ladies man, took up with Lucrezia Borgia, Catherine of Aragon, and Annie Oakley. Shelley, a more domestic type, stayed home with his wife Mary and wrote his famous poem: I love to stay home with the missus and write, And hug her and kiss her and give her a bite. • . • *v r-- ' v.*.:• b 'JN , Y Mary Shelley finally got so tired of beir bitten that she went into another room and wrote Frankenstein. Upon reading the manuscript, Shelley and Byron got so scared they immediately booked passage home to Eng­ land. Keats tried to go too, but he was so small that the clerk at the steamship office couldn't see him over the top of the counter. So Keats remained in Rome and died of shortness. Byron and Shelley cried a lot and then together com­ posed this immortal epitaph: Good old Keats, he might have been short, But he was a great American and a heck of a good sport. * . * * ©J968, Max Shulinan Truth, not poetry, is the concern of Personna, and we tell you truly that you9ll not find a better shaving com­ bination than Personna and Burma-Shave, regular or menthol.
k »i • • ' i IP' Witt INilfwll £:w::-.v The Association "The Association" will perform in Nicholson Pavilion at 7 p.m. Sunday. The SGA sponsored presentation will cost $2.50 for students and $3.00 for non-students. Some of toe songs "The Association" has made famous are "Along Comes Mary", "Windy", and "Never My Love". Voter Eligibility Defined . Central students are reminded of the following requirements to be eligible to vote in the Novem­ ber presidential election. They are: 1) be 21 years of age or over, 2) have resided in Washington State at least one year, 3) have resided In a county for at least 90 days, 4) have resided in a precinct at least 30 days. Students in Ellensburg may register and later transfer their registration to their home count­ ies. Voter registration in El­ lensburg is at City Hall, 420 North Pearl. Voter registration closes Oct. 6, 1968. Honors Application Deadline Tuesday r : • Tuesday is the application deadline for the new General Honors Program, going into effect next Fall. Interested freshmen may apply at the Hon­ ors Director's office in Edison 110. The New General Honors pro­ gram will allow students more individualized study. It is de­ signed to fulfill the general education breadth requirement of 50 credits. Students will study humanities, social sciences and natural sci­ ences, but will develop their pro­ grams of study under the guid­ ance of three tutors. Debaters Will Travel Central debaters travel to San Diego April 26-27 to participate in a tournament which was In­ stigated eight years ago by Dr. Jon Ericson, now chairman at the speech and drama depart­ ment at Central. The tournament which Ericson began when he was a faculty member at Stanford in 1961 focused on an issue from Ameri­ can cultural or political life. This resulted in an annual series of events now called the Ameri­ can Issues Debate Tournament. San Francisco State toid Central have hosted the tournament an­ nually. This is the first time San Diego has held the event. Central's team will debate the proposition "Civil Disobedience is a justifiable mode of dissent in a democratic society." Central debaters making the trip are Roger Davis, Yakima sophomore Gary Hugill, Seattle junior Jack Miller, Edmonds senior and Joel Miller, Brem­ erton senior. THAN TEN HERE... ONE FINGER HERE CAN DO MORE FOR YOU When you need to get in touch quickly, why not call? Try long distance calling by direct dialing. It is fast and rates are lower than ever. HUNS8URG IttfPHONECO. FAT ANNIE DOES LOVE YOU Fat Annie's 11 a.m.-2p.m. Mon.-Sat. 2 p.m.-10 p.m. Sunday 111 W. 3rd 962-9934 WHATS THE STOfcY those •DfSCOUMTCQUPOMS oV SAix POR.*22£? —Simple enough, I guess. The coupon booklet contains valuable coupons from 15 different Ellensburg businesses. They are designed to save you money and they do just that. For instance there's a free admission to the Liberty Theatre and Ellen Drive-In, a Free King- size burger, shake and fries at the Wrangler, 10 percent off at the Knickerbocker, Mar­ garets, Dean's Radio and T.V., plus 9 more coupons that could save you up to $50.00 or more How can you go wrong when the entire booklet costs only $1.25? ^25' ON SALE IN THE SUB SPONSORED BY SPURS in the soaring San Francisco spirit— Cambridge Classics with Fort rot® Rich, vibrant colors and patterns in a wide range bring traditional classic Ivy styling alive. Half Fortrel,® half cotton provides the perfect blend of shape-holding polyester and natural fiber. Never need pressing. $12 and under. At your favorite store, or write us for the store nearest you: Box 2468, South San Francisco, California 94080. A. mmmmi mm. :ww.v?:-:vX£:y I CACTUS.CASMLS ', ' • . • /•* : ' ^ ''w. • - •. - '*'•5 '• ' - " y-: '.V, . . •/-. vt "' • - •• r :W If £r# . .