, _ ^ ^ : , r* ~ -V- - -S. - ". - . * -• , /' -- - • - • * -i "*11 , , ~~ .. , . s .// .".v y ." \ \rXv-y' :r ' . "". VOL. 11 of the Sttxdeiit s of the W^hifigtpn State Normal , WASHINGTON, MARCH 24,1926 ~~~ . . NO. .21 PBOJECT DEPICTING WOBK 0# * • . '•' _ t.illl! . ? i t " DISPLAY. : v. J^n Upusuart and intg^estiii^ Jp6h hoiisS -was Mia in X tiie S&ieiic| Building on Friday., by the Health Education 2 class for the Applied Biology course. Different projects were displayed, that covered the most ir^ipbrtciiit wbrk bf the year. Some bf them were an iceless coolr sho^n. Pupils of /the claeis Wets fcbsted to explain the projects. The work showed miich time an4 eff oft/.exerted by th$ teacher and .Btdaiill.'"''. •• /: • /£ha Jtarijipjse ^of^thifl^coiBw®..^ to gaiii knowledge of the many hew discoveries .and^ scientific investiga­ tions in- tl$6 iiSld. ot health at the present time, and to. acquire the right attitudes in health and put info frrdbtlbe &s much of thte sci­ entific information (kB possible for ouy. owngood and for the good oi other! . , . , . • Tfi^ Btey^tidii bt diseases rath­ er/than cur/a, is exnghasizod. l^e/jurpoae^of .the open Jiouse at the lid of tb£. garter is not only to : M&iM tfil fiib&fc lifipdrtant #ori ance —.... pveryday Iif§. . . „ Etery piemlJer of, tjie class -hand­ ed r in tonew: mpre jieaUh-ologanl and the committee • niembers nave Cli0is^ t&ttdwltifr aa t&ft Best: I 1^ All for health and health, for all. 2. The health way is the only way 3. • 4. don't. 6. 6. v 7. th& hill bottom. . 81 iafe 18 short :. j donMt„make^ It glftfctfefr Wttfetleetinjr your health. 7 9. Don't postpone happiness. The returns for the .'best, frorii these iave not been submitted yet con stihshine—-fcerme Health is r |r' MaUb / Willi ybfdr hpbby. Better a tence at the top of than an ambulance at the -The student's bf W. S. N. S. who are majoring in v music met last Friday, March 18, in room 406 to organize a club. Miss Miller pre- sided. . . . The following officers were elec­ ted:! Helen Castor, president .• Mar­ garet Summers, vice president Otto Lagervall, secretary Theima Meredith, reporter, " and Martin Dubbe, treasurer. ' . a committee of five was appoint­ ed to subttit a constitution to the club. It consists bf Otto Lagervail, Martin Dubbe, Margaret Summers, Theima Meredith and Nick Lasc'a- co. - Spring Fever Afflicts "Tiny" Due to fair weather, "Tiny" John­ son has developed a chronic case of "Spring iFever." He may be seen lounging about on the. green lawn at the home of the fair Eva on drowsy afternoons playing the part pf the noble Romeo. The architec­ ture of Kamola hall is sometimes given a touch of beauty at noon hours when "Tiny" and his latest touch of spring alights on the ban­ nisters. Ain't love grand! - In "Pinafore'' In "Pinafore" T&O-AC* coiac bPERA- to be wnsst by spieiTv ^ ' o i t h ^ . B p l b ^ isis in Normal auditorium PEOS^ECTS FOE SEXT GOOD, AS MAJIY WILL • • '• •• • ^ ' J. i' 'Ai i fUJ ~ Bfc BACK. .^. ^en arer, receiving their sketball awiBtrd from this Eight men wilL,be yarded th| official fcrimsqn f'W", fdr Jneir worfi on the bkskitbtfll s&nail this season: All of th' first bas' schoo^. Th^e .prospect^ ^for next are brighter sincQ thwe .men: are expected to return and help Coacn Quigley to turn out sa winnitife teAm. -The men awarded letters are:* joe... 'nes^^cent^ [Mt^.'Yetn^n.. Hor&He Skelsey, gu?ira„v shelton. L. ^ettig, gtiaru, MienfebutL /Harold Henry, forward, KenO- widk. : \ _ '' _ M.: Brb.wn, fbrward, EU4n|tiurg^ Eobt. Hammond, guard, Zillah./ W. Bridgehum, guard, Ellensburg. Steven Frichitte^ ^uard, Eastbh. These men are^ ^automatically caii- dld&tes fOr membership ih the Crim­ son "W" club. ! "H. M. S. Pinafore,'' the two-act comic opera to be given in. the au­ ditorium March 23 at 8:15 by Yak­ ima talent: under the auspices of thfe Normal music department, has been a popular favorite for several de4 cades and is, ap much in favor today as it has been in previous years. The story has, to do, with the cre^ of Her Mij^st^ "shij^ . VPinafOre,''- jthe captain and his. daughter, jos^ ephine, and Sir Joseph Porter, th^ kdmiral of the* Queen's Navee, and his,.' 'numerous''. relatives. The curtain goes up on the crew performing-, various duties on deck. Little Buttercup,. a bumboat woman comes aboard to bell the jack tar6 ]kniv€s, ^ tobacco, etc. She sees on^ tar, named. Ralph Rjackstraw, whoiri she h^d known yeaijs ago, and tie kght of -him brings up certain strange memories. Italph h^as faileii in love with jb^epixihe the cap^ tain's daughter* . Josephine . also loves Ralph , but on .account, of . her more exalted- position tries tp* deny her love,.'«v to herself, . and he dectareji hiB loye^ahei spurns, hiiii Sir Joseph Porter, K. ,,CJ. B., i4 also in lov0 witft. .jP?PI!(^ine»: an^^^^ is the SiEtiytain's. fondest' wi^h .i^fat foan, • -and thus, becOna?, the Jbrfde pf a^^ ^inet vininistisr. However» Joee- phiji$: cannot flin^ in hbr hwrt a^y Ipf^' fbi'^r r': I - - A splendid Gail: „ All ,of thp leading roi«B are. ex­ cellently cast^ and |h^s|!^inff of/the supporting choruses show a finish and smoothness considered iremark- : Mrs. Elnierj,-Priesz tis t^p gay and lovely : JosephiQe, thP clearness, ^nd strength of her high notes surpHs- ing even her most admiring frjlends. She is ably supported.. by, Robert Neal, as Ralph Ractotraw, -their duets being especially beautiful., , George. Whitnlpre, as^ the august and /diglnfied ...Sir Joseph Porter, givfis to the role .a. finish that could .scarcely.- be excelled. He is. %cfcom- pani&l bir J ol. siiBters and cousins and aunts, witn Miss Theima Chapman as the winsome bousin .tiPhfe* / ' . '-..'^^p^t^iiipig-'. arid lighting/, eff^6& add to tfep ei^ect Of the. whPl^. MU- t&e Capitol thea- d by MrS. Hugo LvhrnSti, pianist. Harry SI Sh^rfiS, who directed tiie "first prbductibri Of the opera in this coiiritry, ik large­ ly ^responsible for tlie Success, the acia, to iae eiieui. i sic is provided tre. orchestra, afai Nowhere in W. S. N. S. can w£ find_ an-- abler and more efficient candidate for the vice presidency bf the., A. S./B.^ th^n Manette Carr. Shb "vHts graduated froni Lincoln Hi in Tacoma in 1924. She took an active part there in dramatics and was also vice president of the Girls' Glee club. While in Normal here last year, she served as publicity chairman of Kappa. Pi and also took an act­ ive. lead in toaijta|ics and was el­ ected to Delta Pi Phi in '25. This year , Manette was elected vicb president of tlie senior class, vice president' of Delta Pi Phi, li­ brarian for the Herodotean club and took a leading role in the. play, "The Charm School." , Manette has proven herself ca­ pable of such a position and as de­ serving a person as she should be honored with such a position. Subscribe for Hyakem NOW! McCOLLOCH . ..SJfib dances'ftfe real Sailor's' Horn- Pfoe^in.tbe comic: opera, "H. M. &. Pi: JFtW iok AT VOBI&L. C0NTAG- MiBg Margaret McCiilioch dances the sailor's hornpipe, and there is a. vivld^ inoth dancl . by Pdittia aiid Freda Hew&bii, and a graceful classic-dance, by Arline Powell. . r The chorus is cbhiposed- of 46 members and it will be accompanied by part of the Capitol theatre or­ chestra. / Tickets are being sold by Glfee club members and are 50 cents fOr students and 75 cents for people not holding A. S. B. passes. All seats, are reserved, and may be Obtained at Elwood's drug Store. . bail whibh has been on the EllepSburjf ^Tprm^l,, ipt x . the past week. ip..to/be lifted ^obn.- AH the Stddehtfe of th4 i^bjriiiai school were requested to slay aVay froisr public gatherings and keep out of doora^ as much as, possible as a preventaUy§i a^aidst..a ^ariet fever epidemicr.Dr. H. J. Feich, the coun­ ty health officer, requested all stu­ dents who have not had scarlet fev­ er or taken. the serum to report to the nurse, Miss Prusac to be exam­ ined every morning before going to their classes. There has been no dancing at Kamola hall since the ban was put on the school. There has been only five, cases of scarlet fever in the school. Eva Brown and Fred Kuest are at their homesv Bernice Brown is at the home, bf Mr. and Mrs. A. Kreidel. Clayton Wangeman and Wanda Lisoski are at the school detention hospital. They are being taken care of by Mrs. Hayes, who is in charge of the hospital/ under the direction of the Health Education Department of the Normal school. 38 ARE GRADUATED AT WINTER QUARTER ENDS CLASS. ES FOR NEW QUARTER BEGIN TODAY. Following registration of new students Monday, classes were com­ menced today for the Spring quar­ ter. At the close of the winter quar­ ter last Friday, 38 students com­ pleted the two-year course and were awarded elementary diplo-. mas. Two who finished the three? year course received special diplo­ mas, and one, italph K. Jordan of Bickleton, received a certificate en­ abling him to teach. The list of graduates follows: Special Diplomas, Edward M. (Sig) FOgarty, El- letisburg, , . . - ^ Alberta y. Shipley, South Beiid. Diploxhai Candidates for elementary diplo­ mas include the following J. Fern Addin^ton, ziliaii. Frances A. Brooks, Grahdvie#. Eva It Brown, Quincy. Martha Btish, Issaquah. fteita L. Carter, feiekibtoii. Dora V. Dunaway, Coombs.. Eudy. v Ea|^n, Roslyn.. / _, "Virginia M. Enyart, puyallup. Mildred M. Enz, Chehali^. "Tiola H Ertckson, Kent. • Marcella Erhsdorf, Yakima. Janie Flaherty, Seattie Sadie H. Fairbrothei*, Eva M. Fairweather' (OUtl'Obk MaHha Gehrke, Seattle. -Krause, Qs^tanr-, j&itTeneb, Yakinia. ' ^ Belli Mirk, Yakima. Lepnk Martin, Kftnt. .. • #ice v'M, Mathany, ,Cbncretp. Aiieeii A McDonald, Everett. Alice Belle Mead Ostrander. Uorene H. errett, Ehumclawv Ella S. .Mjirray,. Stevenson. •Ivan Nefiibli Gran&ef Heied Ij. Neinjsb, Ta^oina: Ada Neuertv Galyin. Almiraj Norton, T^aconia. Hazel. 12 P^riiishi CliellkiiL kehneth Redman, Melbburke Marthk. ..V. Rowe,x South Prairies Bruce Schwark, Thorp. » Alice Shelton, Ellensburg. Maiy ^ ^#ith, Z^illah. ' Mary Sterling,, ferafiaiii. Dorothy Rj..Sulliv^d,.Yakima. Maiy S. Wilson, YaKiml» Velma J. Wright, Roslyn. «s4i ' Junior High Is Publishing Paper The junior high school is putting out a very creditable paper en­ titled The Junior . Times. This pa­ per is published by,the 7A1 class twice a month and subscriptions are being sold at 25 cents for the remainder of the school year. Peo­ ple ,whp are taking the junior high school work should lie interested in this paper because it gives an idea of the work being done in the de­ partment. Much variety is being offered in the program which will be presented by the Music Department in the aiiditorium March 30. The program will consist of num-- bers by the W. Sv N. S. Boys' Glee club,- the orchestra, male quartet, the Giris' Double quartet and solos by Eddie Geefe, Nick Lasacco, Os­ car Frasier, Otto Lagervail, Frank Britenstine and Lois White. The second part of the program will be given by faculty members. The Inland Empire Teachers' as­ sociation, which will meet in Spo- , kane during the week of April 5-li, is to be attended by several niemljers of the Norniai School fac­ ulty. Mr. Biack has cKarge of the Health Education program. Mr. Sparks will speak. Mr. Fales will talk On some phase of industrial arts. Mr. and Mrs. Stephens, Mr. and Mrs. Gray, Mr.- Sparks, Mr:, and Mrs. Fales and Mr. Black Will at­ tend. During their absence classes will go On as usual, the other teachers doubling up with classes. Subscribe for Hyakem NOW! Frosh Meeting To Occur Soon A notice has been posted to the effect that a Freshman class meet­ ing will be held soon.-This notice asks that all Freshmen be think­ ing about officers for the coming quarter who will be elected at the next meeting. Subscribe for Hyakem NOW!
/ Page Two THE STUDENT OPINION The Student Opinion- Published Weekly by the Associated Students of the Washington State Normal School Entered as Second Class Matter at the Postoffice at Ellensburg, Washington To Alumni, three quarters $1.00 7o Normal Students Free ~~ ~~ EDITORIAL STAFF ~ ~~ Editor in Chief Vanita Williams Associate Editor Jeanette Sloan Society Editor Betty Duffy Women's Athletic Editor ... .Vera Schoolcraft Men's Athletic Editor..... .....Dick Krekow Features ..... — ... ... .Sig Fogarty Special Writer Ivan McCollom Reporters—Florence Bounsail, Margaret Summers, Jean Schoolcraft, Mayme Wells, Ann Leland, Glen McNeilly, Helen Simpson, Ivie Cowan. BUSINESS STAFF Business Manager .... ...Marie Winlecki Circulation Manager Stanley Baginski Assisatnt Circulation Manager. Ralph Jordan Helen Bolyard, Fay Garrett, Erma Minton, Alta Collier TYPISTS 0 TENTATIVE MEETING SCHEDULE FOR SCHOOL CLUBS Effective Beginning Monday, January 25th CLUB— TIME— PLACE— Pi Omega 1st and 3rd Tuesdays 7:30 Psych. Lab. Delta Pi Phi Tuesday ........ .... 7:00 Miss Davidson's Office Home Be Club Tuesday ... 8:00 Green Room Hyakem Tuesday ..7:30 Mr. Harmon's Office Yakima Club Alternate Tuesdays..7:00 a. m. Green' Room 7:00 p. in. Herodoteans 2nd & 4th Tuesdays 7:45-9:00 A308 Kappa Pi Alternate Wednesdays.—^..1:30 Green Room Art Club Tuesdays 7:30-9:00 Art Room Scribulus Thursdays 7:45 Brick Room W. A. A. Alternate Wednesdays 7:00 Green Room Science Club-— Science Bldg. Christian S. League Monday 7:30 S302, Science Bldg. Mens Club " S30'2, Science Bldg. Kappa Kappa Beta Men's Dining Hall Any conflicts .in the abovp schedule may be reported to either Mr. Leonard or Miss Howard for adjustment. • • _ A. S. B. Officers President . Ivan Nelson Treasurer ... ... E J. Lindberg Secretary .... Marcella Ernsdorf Social ... E. Angel Executive Rep. ...... Dick Krekow Yell Queen Marguerite Carpenter Graduate Mgr.....William Harmon A final drive is to be made for Hyakem subscriptions. The drive will end April 1. That is All Fool's Day, we know, and the fellow who wants a copy of the 1926 Hyakem and does not get his subscription in by that time is likely, to be fooled. It is necessary that all subscriptions be in at that time for the book goes to press right after that date, and the staff must know how many copies to print. Every student in school -should get a copy of the Hyakem. It is your book. It will contain your picture and the pictures of your friends. It will Contain a summary of the year's activir ties. It will be a lasting memorial of this year at W. S. N. S. Ten years from now you will not sell your copy for fifty dollars. Is that not a good investment? Only two dollars and fifty cents now for what will later become one of your most valued possessions. , Senior Class President .............'^Dayton Glover Vice.-Pree. ............ Manette Carr Treasurer Ted Byara Secretary Mrs. Mary Boyes Girls' Athletic Commissioner— — .^Florence Lindauer Boys' Athletic Commissioner— Ivan Nelson Social Com. Bessie Carlson Sergeant-At-Arms.-Glen McNeilly JuniorCIass President .... Clayton Wangeman Vice.-Pres. ........... Marie Lowe Secretary ............Fannie Johnson Treasurer' Thelms Evans Social Com. ........ Wilma Glover Asst. Soc. Com.....Lucile Greenlee Sergeant-At-Arms......Art Thomas Yell -King ................ Art Thomas Yell Queen... Helen Streblowe v — - • • • • • - ' • . J Hubbard said, "The greatest satisfaction in life is to do good wo^k. " And who can doubt that he was right. We do not have to look very far away for a concrete example of that state­ ment right now. Our quarter's work is over. We have finish­ ed another set of courses. And say, but isn't it a fine feeling to know that you have really done a fine piece of work in a course? And compare that feeling with the feeling you have when you know you have staffed off and have done just enough to get by. Isn't the different in the way you feel enough to make you want to do your best work all of the time? Isn't the satisfaction of a task well done enough in itself to induce us all to do our very best work all of the time? Horseback Ride 1* Prolonged Riders Ivan McCollom and Dorothy Rechel started on a horseback ride Saturday afternoon at 1 and didn't get back until 9, They said that /they were lost but it is kind of . hard to believe a story of this kind 'without proof and we have no • proof otherwise, but remember that Miss Rechel has red hair and no- v body, knows what a redheaded Mama can do. / With the charge on the horses /being so much an hour and so much after dark and so much after three ' hours and on, we wonder just what the bill was. It was a fitting start for our tall Haykem editor as he was just learning the art. He had only two sermons to preach on Sunday and we bet that he won't forget his little frolic. While search parties were out after them, they were leisurely and comfortably (?) riding home in the dark, the only illumination being the red torch in front. They were in the best of spirits when found, but there is no doubt but what this euphonism changed into aches and pains and prominent parts of the anatomy never discovered before. It must take, a short red headed girl to make a preacher lay his Bible down for a pair of bridle reins. But they enjoyed the ride— for a couple of hours at first, any­ way. Subscribe for Hyakem NOW! Really, Truly Darlin', darlin', I meant to think of you. Really, truly, It's what I planned to do. I went into the tearing rain Upon a dreary-street I meant to think on love and pain—4 I went on- dragging feet. That I should grieve, i dimly know- Should weep my life away For that's what broken hearts must do, When lovers go astray. The quick rain mocked my mournful tears A wind laughed in my face A robin piped his saucy jeers A child dared me to race! The rain beat on my hands and brow It pelted wet my dress— And then before I knew quite how, I laughed with joyousness! The whistling wind full blithely blew Me like a leaf along And soon I was a-singing too Its self-same reckless song! My feet splashed into splashy pools They danced a merry way Forgetful of love's stringent rules All life seemed dashing—gay! The wind, the rain, the dripping trees, The rainbow in the sky- All answered my wild vagaries, As I came singing by! Then suddenly I thought of you! I lost my merry song! I stopped, I knew not what to do For I had felt all wrong! Darlin',. darlin', I meant to think of you! Really, truly It's what I planned to do!. —Ruth. Heineck, in Wil- • . Iamette Collegian. Leo Fitterer is leaving soon for Lacey where he will attend St. Martin's College the following quar­ ter/Leo attended high school there for. four years, taking an active part in all athletics. Leo expects to* participate in baseball at St. $lar» tin's this spring. PATRONIZE OUR ADVERTISERS Electric Curling Irons A real high grade iron guaranteed for two years. BOSTICS DRUG- STORE Ganty's Store SIXTH AND ANDERSON STS. Films and Kodak Finishing Beauty Specialist, phone Red 2952. For French paper curls, mar­ celling, student rates. Two Graduates Guests at Dinner Martha Rowe and Ada Neuert were honor guests at a dinner at the New York cafe last Saturday evening, March 13. Miss Neuert and Miss Rowif are both graduating this quarter and will not return for the spring quarter. The guests were Patricia McGil- ley, Anne Walker, Ruth Weeks, Edris . Davis, Edith Churchman, Elva Nelson, Dorothy Jacobson, Mary Hill, Bea Babin, Bfetty Duffy and the honor guests Ada Neuert and Martha: Rowe Subscribe for Hyakem NOW! THE Will give-you all the service pos­ sible and guarantee you to, win with one of our hair cuts because It will be the latest and best you can Obtain for. the kind of hair you have. Respectfully, DICK ROSS 315 North Main Street READ THE} ADS The Place Where AH Good People Meet The Best of Candies^ Noon Lunch- as, Cold Sandwiches and Sweet Music McHasit Confectionery All Sorts of and Pickles for Picnic Hikes and Breakfasts CASCADE MARKET 113 East Fourth St. Main 103 "S HOTEL ANTLERS Ellensburg Headquarters for Normal Students and Athletes CAFE EUROPEAN PLAN New York Cafe a place to eat and rest SPECIAL ROOM FOR LAnraa AND ESCORTS Famous L. W. Famous last words to be heard last week were: "What did you get in that test?" "Going home?" Tesits were forgotten and a large number of the students went home for a vacation to recuperate from the effects of the last quarter's strenuous labors. Subscribe for Hyakem NOW! Dainty Gowns at $1.98 Porto Rican Night Gowns, hand made, hand drawn and trimmed with hand made lace,, PHOENIX SILK HOSE In every wanted shade. Pull Fashioned Chiffon or Service weight. At $1.50 to $1.95 Your Outer Gar­ ments Need Not Be New, but correct usage de­ mands that they be clean and neatly press­ ed. We've saved many a woman the cost of a new coat, suit or wrap by our scientific cleans­ ing, pressing or dyeing service. Let us give your garments that smart well tailored look and convince you that ours is the service that saves. K. E. Cleaners & Phone Main 192 204 B* 6th Pastries United Bakery Chas. IC Linne, Prop. 313 North Main St. Main 108 . •/.
THE STUDENT OPINION Page Three WHITMAN CLUB'S PROGRAM APRIL 2 ANNOUNCED TODAY Following is the program that will, be given by the Whitman All- College Glee club that will make its annual appearance in thew Normal school auditorium April 2: Part I Quin, Quin, Qually ..Whitman Welcome Song Sparkling Sunlight — Axditi Backsliding Rider-Meyer Swing Along ......— . ..Cook Sons, of Men ............ ......Cadman The Glee Club. Tenor Solo—Creole Lovers Song...... ........ Busk Lewis Niven. Dawn ...... Curran May Comes Laughling ........Strong (Incidental Soprano Solo by Mary Catherine Breck.) A Gypsy Night — Ganne (Dance Accompaniment by Thelma Shepherd.) The Glee Club. Part n. Overture—Poet and Peasant....Suppe The Orchestra. Ta Spring ............._..„.......Grieg March Miniture —.....JKreisler The MacDowell Trio. (Virginia Idol, Violin Helen Car-' stensen, Cello Anna Lou Curtis, Piano.) Violin Solo—Caprice Viennois...— Kreisler Vitfginia Idol. 'Spanish Dance .Moskowski Valse Bluett ............................Drigd The Orchestra. Soprano Solo—-L'ete Chamfnade Anna Lou Curtis. Bolers, Jotar—From Suite, La Pete de Seville ....Laven The Orchestra. ' Part HI. Piano Solo—Caprice Espagnol ..... MosKowski. ' Agnes Little. Readings With Piano Accompani­ ment ..Selected u~ Isabelle Shonahon. J Melody Moments With the Varsity Quartet Selected (Lewis Nevin, Gordon Gross, Howr ard Manning, Stephen Penrose Jr.) Cantata-i-The Village iBlacksmith ....................Text Music By Henry WadsWbrth Longfellow By Samuel Richard Gains (Incidental Solos by Ella Moe Cur­ tis and Howard Manning.) The Whitman Hymn ....Penrose The Glee Club. • Frogs Victims Of Science's Onward March Oh, the poor things! Isn't it ter­ rible? Such exclamations were heard Wednesday evening. after the untimely death of two frogs. ' On a W. A. A. hike. Saturday morning the girls discovered a pool inhabited by frogs. Virginia Mai- loy and Evelyn Campton conveyed two cansi full of frogs' eggs for health education experiments while Lucilo Greenly and Anne Leland kidnaped the unfortunate frogs which theyi left imprisoned on a cold radiator in the Science build­ ing. Then came the villain (neces­ sary for the completion of the trag-. edy) and turned on the heat. Give, Birthday Party A birthday celebration was-given in honor of Kathleen McMannus at Schultz's Wednesday night by Helen Kelleher, Margaret Eastman, Grace Barber and Janet Barclay. Subscribe for Hyakem NOW! MOSER'S HOME OF HART SCHAFF" NER & MARX CLOTHING High Class Men's Furnishings and Shoes HayWire By A. BALER Bees are wonderful creatures. If you doubt it, ..blow, tobacco smoke in a bee's face and you'll acquire a few bumps of knowledge. Study Maeterliak's "Life of the Bee" and you'll realize that a man's, head is used for the sole purpose of keeping his neckties from slipping off. WORLD'S LARGEST CHAIN DEPARTMENT STORE ORGANIZATION •^11^ /t mr/oAMv/oe /T I • MM . INSTITUTION-- I JUMyU W'WSlDEPAHIMENT STORES RELIABLE QUALITY GOODS ALWAYS AT LOWER PRICES Those seeking knowledge will do well by purchasing a paper of pins, or by pestering a colony of bees, both will give you a few . pointers. Bees live On the nectar of the flowers and their life is short and sweet. The majority of humanity eat sour grapes and become intoxi­ cated with unsatisfied desires, and life is long and bitter. A man is never educated until he realizes that he is able to af­ firm* that he knows .nothing. Bees and women are something alike if you fool with them you're likely to bet stung. Mosquitoes are born suckers. However, they are religious, and usually sing a hymn before they "pray" on you. A young lady recently engaged in the bee business and made plenty of money: How would you have liked to Ben Hur? Many , old maids are. . trying it now possibly it's the only way they'll ever find their "honey." Time may come and time may go but the old maid goes on forever. Phil Osify says: All women are beautiful when the lights are out. Mr. Bee Ware—The only way to get along with a woman is to get along without her. HEBE'S BAP NEWS All those owing money at the Book Store will be refused further credit unless' accounts are settled in a week Subscribe fo? Hyakem NOW1 PRE-EASTER DRESSES -AND COATS Dressy and Sport Coats, Frocks of Georgette, Taffeta, . Plain and Printed Crepes for street, busi­ ness sport and dress. ^ PRICED AT $23.50 For Wednesday, Thursday, Friday And Saturday R. B. Wilson Co. The Store "Where Quality Counts PATRONESS OUR ADVERTISERS SPECIAL THIS WEEK "KEITHS" FANCY BOX PAPER 8S€ BOX HARRY S.ELW00D The Prescriptfon Druggist MUSIC MEMORY CONTEST STAGED The annual state music memory contest will be held April 30. Any school, club, group or individual in the state of Washington, excepting professional musicians, may enter. Those who have any musical ability are urged to make it a point to see Miss Miller before March 25. The contest will be given i in dif­ ferent communities by a member of the federation or a delegated per­ son. Results will be tabulated and sent to the state chairman by May 10. For the class A group con­ testing, ten selections will be cho­ sen from the list for the junior, ten will, be chosen, and for the ju­ venile," five. A designated, part only of the selection will be played. The name of the composition, the composer and the composer's na­ tionality must be correctly written. Considerable interest is being shown in the contest as it is of educational value as well as being a chance to do credit for the school. Any one, having any abil­ ity should do himself justice and turn out. Group meetings for Tuesday are as follows: 3 and 4 o'clock in room 406. THE LARGEST AND BEST EQUIPPED BAffi IN KITTITAS COUNTY WE WELCOME STUDENTS' ACCOUNTS THE WASHINGTON NATIONAL BANK MEMBER FEDERAL RESERVE SYSTEM Tobacco Salesman Is Made Dizzy By His Own Samples James Osborne, the tobacco sales- -man from Carolina, ^ was agreeably (?) entertained one evening last week by. the pleasure of smoking one of his sample cigars. He stood the test bravely and to the bitter end, but he must have swallowed the end. It was at Eswin and he visited Room 6 after the ordeal, much to the disappointment of the men there. He must have thought that he was on a boat and had be­ come seasick, for his eyes became glassy and he soon decided that his dinner wasn't worth the effort— you know the rest. Moral—because your state raises hay, don't try to live on shredded wheat. FORMER STUDENT IS BACK Harry Hennsley, a student of W. S. N. S. last year, has returned here for registration for the following quarter. 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" v :"" Page Foil* THE STUDENT OPINION Alumni s Dre&m FMS AKE OUT ON THE cotrats FROM EARLY MORN TTC- TIL DUSK Tennis again reigns supreme and proves to be the most popular sport at W. S. N. S. and most of the classes tfom 6 a. m, until 6-p. m. are fiiled to capacity. Baseball seems tp. be- second in popularity as the, class at (5 o'clock iix the inorning also has the limit of 24 enrolled, while the 4 o'clock class has 33 signed. it may be necessary to divide the class. other classes in recreation that are being offered are archery, vol­ leyball, horseback riding, plats and games, natural dancing, , beginning and advanced, and correctives. . , It would seem from the large groups enrolling for tennis that some .champs should be .developed, and for those. fond of tennis but not listed in the classes, it will be necessary to take advantage of the ffew minutes between classes wheri the ^ courts are not in use. fiy D. LGriiim Tretoena MgWltf HALL IN QUARANTINE 's Who At W.S.N.5 WILMA GLOVER was born in Goidendale, Wash. She attended the high school there for four years, taking a very active part in all activities. She was vice president of both the student b5dy and tile IrreiHmatt class, claSs feporterj b&- donging to the Literary Society, Science club and Girls' club. She also., participated in the., (Qibe clu"b, openita imd thb clads fclay. . Here at ,-the( W, S. ,N. . S. Wilma id tlib social commissioner of her claps. r and one of the Junior {Aces. . She II also a clevbtee to the fcbw fah bf roller skating. . LORBNA WEISTER attended^the Ey^rgtt high, ischool. /JVtyle JtJhere Bhe .ygw,,a, letter, girl of th^ athle­ tic assdciation. siie was a iriember of thb pfia^pjtfm debate .team for for years. . During Her , high school career Loteria. becainb a member of the National Life Saver association. She was a member bf the Service League, an honorary association. She, yas. . business, manager of the * Kodak, the school paper, arid also the t annual. , Lor en a attended, the BelUngiiain .Normal for two j^ears. At Beliing- ham she was a, iriember of the de­ bate team which won the Tri-Nor- mal cup. She was assistant editor of the Weekly Messenger, Yell Qu^en, q, member .of ^he W., A.. A., arid chairman of the women's Lea­ gue Lorena is ,a music inajor at El- lensburg Normal, ^he is one of the Junior Aces, snap shot editor of the Hyakem,- a reported of the Stu­ dent Opinion staff, a member of the Scribulus club and a, member of the classical anil jazz orchestra. Dining Room Is Scene of Parties Tlie main dining room was deck­ ed here and there Thursday even­ ing, by. tables gaily decorated for 1 birthday and farewell parties. Birthday dinners were given in honor of Gladys Helstrom and Opal Mallany. Farewells were given in honor of Mrs. Hunt and Jane Fa- herty. Students 111 Omelia Taibari had a severe case bf urtecaria and was confined to the infirmary for the week end." V Beatrice and Mildred Masterson were confined to the informary Thursday and Friday. , Mrs. Francis Crase was confined to the informary for a day. 'Top" Nelson was . confined to his room at the Y. M. C. A. for sev­ eral days. He was transferred to the home of his parents'at Granger. Subscribe for Hyakem NOW! We are Becoming quite expert at handling the Edison records^, Since the phonograph is busticated , the records are of no use so the future track sjt&rS have been tising^ them to practice the discus throw, and to teach the subject of English. to the boys, lies arid Catron are the most efficient tp date, they aire thinking of booking their act with Mr. Orpheum. , :ii The tiddley-winks .championship went to Stevenson and. Jordan. Their teamwork was excellent, play­ ing consistently through the entire contest. They were closely con­ tested however by the Burger Bros, from Castle Rpck, who were ably coached by the former chariipion, Mr. Bingham. ' He explaifie'd to the audience how tp distinguish be­ tween the two twiris, teliing us who to call Lim and who to call Hiam. During the intermission we were favored with a selection from the Apple Sisters—Seedy and Cora. We hear that Kamoia is under soirie Sort of a ban, too. That makes us : feel good * because we know what a strain it is to feci for .someone. The excitement waned until Samson . (Renfrpe) had,, a piug of "Masterpiece" and we tried to get Potter to help us on it. He de­ clined with good grace but prom­ ised to smoke (a. cigarette,, which he did, and is still able. tp. be aroifnd, although he is a littie- IP ale ar­ ound the. gills v It .will take mor^ than ' thfbe days tbJKuihaiiize him for the benefit of society in general, j A mor^ sorrowful sight bould not be imagined than tlie brib wheii Dayton Glover was put on the side­ walk and some Norinal girls pass­ ed. There was a wistful, far-away, longing, Joying look jin, eyes. One of them said, "Htwr are you cpming, dP you like it." And Day-- ton, replying, first choked, and then spluttered, ^"Ijt might be a , little better." And, . (iliofihg. back th,e tears, he. jerlj.ed .out his handker­ chief and Jaddied into the House. Our Mr. ^OVDbll (about a year from ttie zygote jstage, if( measured by actions) wanted a haircut and Hartm^n tried to. accommodate hiiri but was interrupted. by tie "triple entente" (Rbnfrob, ,Scroup and ..Mc- Neilly), who wanted to practice their art learning on him and do a good. iJQb, T(he result .was that lie quickly diropped tihe idea of want­ ing a haircut, but the damage was done and 4°V it ^looks like some billy-goat that had keen caught In the barti-wire fbr about a week. But he will learn, that is,, if . Jth.4 public .will let. him live., and.puffer for a period of aboiit 40 yearsl s The afternoon was spent in play­ ing that famp.us, game—One antd Over—which iopks iike a cross be­ tween leapfrog and the institution over at Steilacoom. ,^e understand that the school is planning on giy- ing a major letter in that spprt next quarter, if .so, biir frieiid, Mr. Krekow, ,s^o\jld dtetinguish him­ self,. ,asr ftlxis afternoon tie was tlie outstanding man, rioted for nbt standing, hut being most of tlie time on liii ear. Cfrifce h^ swaiipw- ed his cud and had to find Samson and fill up on Masterpiece before lie coiiid coritiriiie. He Was lucky to have - such a good foundation to fall upon. Scrpup nad Jprdan had some disagreements about the rules, and Scroiip was going to "let hirii have it,'.' but Jordan needed, all his strength for the game Jordan said to Scroup, "be your age, but don't crawl/ ' And got a reply, "G'wan, rr I'll give yu a wooden kimona." Rudolph Yalenti-no .Seppi (Pete) seems to b^ our lieart smasher, as he received.a five-pound box of can­ dy from an unknown source, the caindy being not so hard to sur­ round. It wag a shame that he is a track man and not allowed to eat candy, but naturally he gave it to tlie house in general, and we en­ joyed it as much as he would have alone. Hereafter in the future, If you are going to give a bail, Don't let the Scarlet Fever bugs Leak into Eswin Hall. It surely was a dry old night, Jest a-settin' home, Mountaitteers Pn 3-Day Trip To Grand Coulee There wasn't orib darned boy in sight-— It left us all alone. ^his. was iri the. b£hdy—guess who sent it. . The -first two don't count. v The real t6st comes at lunch time, and may' the best man win. Mr. Waddell, being- the lucky riian witb the collegiate form and speech, was given the first place in the line. We must admit he .lias a good line, but he mustn't depend tpo. much on it or it might sag. Did you kriow that he poses every Week for the Arrow collar ad? Well, neither did we. Then Mr. Quigley came along and informed us that as Kenneth Redman hadn't taken the serum for an innoculatibn that we might have to stay in quarantine, another week. The joy was so great that Redman , was. aliriost swamped with the ^ rush, of fellows., wanting to thank, hiiri for. .his thoughtfulness. Oh! if iriy mother could only see me now! . Business picked up when O'Deil was kidded into believing that Mc- Neilly cpuld lift five men and then be learned, the answer, tp that sit­ uation... |T§ took it well eppughj howeyer, and went tip and to tbe downy. . Then, Pptter, was .given the final iriitiaiipri intb the Porcu­ pine ciub, being one oi the feW men in Bjhpol whp had the. qualifi- catioiiB. I might add that lib pleas­ ed his audience very ittiich chewing .a nice, juicy wad of Cli- ihax, which as ybtt remember, was ope jpf the, things he^ didn't, dp thi| P. X. However, hb Changed hii mind - bf irb^ltlbttt. . ^ . After, .a few games, of muni pool wb inoved. u^tairs where iJici liad some candy aiid cake that was im­ ported. How do they do it? Hb has" promised us. lessons in his tacr tics, Biit by. that ti^rile wb iiml b^ out pf quararitinb and such is lifl in the Far West. . Well, to return tp the stery-—Scrpup gpt ahpld of. the uke again and quickly proceed­ ed to wake up everyone that had rftited^ ,*thiS was X a, in.,, but. h^ I didn.'t mina a .liule thirig like that j until. Bill, ^t^rtbd , tj^niSibnin|: and then we found a mouse. We - gave | it a lethal ^ose of shoe-heel and de-! posited it. in t iiartriian's slioe. j We iiad cicl'er tor tea (?) but they couldn't fool us and we knew! ituwasf ,cidbr because Lee Hale had Been to Yafeiiria -once' arid had seep some there. -Jt ^ sure makes &/dif­ ference tb hirS that is all . the way from Puyallup and he ,cain^ all alone tpo. Some­ one s^ole. ft gallbri arid it wasn't found until the ceremony of, Pot- t^r|s initiation jtpok. place.. j^iit we h^d tP^haye semething to take_thb place bf wihb. We^ had pleiity pf bread—tharikb tb Mrs. Lewis. Rppm six cbntained the culprits as us­ ual. It is getting so now that when anyone mifes&js any thing,, wiiy in­ stead' of risking for it they Simply go in Room six and take it back. A troui) of the Mt. Stuart Moun­ taineer Club members spent three days, March 20, 21, and 22 at Grand Coulee, iii Grant bounty. The trip was a pleasure btitirifj as Well && of educational beiiefit. The Grarid Cbiilee forihs ohb of nature's wonder spots arid if offeta material for. intense study as well as interesting si&ht seeing trips. One place of interest visited w&s the dry fall which at one time, when water was flowing over the. great rock precipice greatly surpassed Niagara Falls in every respect. The geological fbrination of the Grand Coulee will also be studied to a certain extent by those interested. .The party consisted of a number of the people, from the town and the following faculty members: The Misses Clara E. Howard, Mary A. Groupe, Ruby Hutchinson, Amanda Hebeler, Roberta Allen, and H. C. Fish, George E. Black and Sheldon Smyser. Miss Dora Dunaway, w hp grad­ uated- March 19,. hM a ^bsition in the feelso scixool for thb test of the term. Miss Hayden I& 111 Esther Hayden. became seriously ill Wednesday night at .11 o'clock and was taken to, . the hospital where she underwent an operation for appendicitis,- , ,, She is very ill yet and her friends have not been allowed to visit her. STUDENT OPIN—. Go STUBENT GOES HOME. Vbrnice Shftttuckt . a first yeay student, returned to her home at Bickleton, W^sh., ..after .a. months' illness. She will return in the sum­ mer quarter. - - As a punishment - tor haying a date, members of the Bachelor club at thb University of. Arigona are foirced to wear aprons... Miss Viola Erickson i^ now work­ ing in Mciiasit's Confectionery. She graduated this quarter. Miss Helen Nemec graduated March 19, and ripW, has a position in the Tumwater school for the re­ mainder of the term. Miss Mildred Ens, whb complet­ ed her second year.'s wofck thi& quarter, is now teaching the sec­ ond arid third graded in the Kelsb school. . j&isS Rachel Rolsheim ia iibw. teaching in Yaidriia Coiirity. She" borhpleted her Sixth qUartbt'S work by correspbnderice. Tom Uow Visits Campus Thomas Dow, a fbrmer student of the Normal school,. wkb in town Sunday, March 14 •Hsitirig friends. After leaving schobl it the iiiiddle ojf . the quarter Thonias shi^pred to California, goiiig as far ^oiith as San Pedrb.( H)e is. how working iri ^Seattle. Wniie his pland are in­ definite as ybi, fie may coritb to: thb summer session. Suiiscribe foi1 ttykkeiri llo#! KEADTHA f . -r : •———- Bear Net Satin and - Mfllo Sheen Slips In of the tfew. String Cdlort Gtood Quality and ?iktra Fitte Vialue Ti T. Hardisty The Store That Saves Ton Money •fbr Women Pure Silk^ Hose $1.00, Chiffons In, Colors $1.00f and 92iSft FARRELL'S erg IM (Continued Next Week.) ) , Yakima Club ., 3 Miss Bella Mark, president of the Yakima club, invites all new stu­ dents from Yakima to join. The club has been unable to meet the last two weeks because _of the scat- let fever ban, but anriouncements will be made for'the next meeting. A Hand Colored Enlargement of your blest hegative tivill be giberi Fr6e when you have $2.50 itiorth of Kodak finis- Mhg dohe Your ticket wiii be pufibhbd each time you have films finished. es A&f Gtirl Gan Be Pretty It ife bafiy- to establish ,that Wild Rosfe Complbkion by using 'n\ .« j i' . * Mello-Glo Beauty 1?reat- toent ( : • •- .•* ' -i-.a. Coinb iU and. bb convinced* A^dy is here to give you, a free demon- 1 tration - WALT ReiiJriew: Cre^S Rayons Sun and Tub East CJi Breier Co. PI£AS£ EETCBJI BOOK. Will the person who took the copy of. Kinnikinick, 1923 Cheney Nor­ mal Annual, from the Hyakem of­ fice, please return same immediate­ ly. IVAN N. McCOLLOM, Editor of Hyakein. Alma Mitchell to Travel Alma Mitchell .will acompany her parents on a two months tour through Oregon, California, New Mexico and Mexico. She plans tp return to school in the summer quarter. In this shop daMnbt be dis­ tinguished from new. Tennis Racquets and Balls, Baseballs Gloves and Bats Craig's Book Store Phony Black 4582 The HANDY GROCERY at the corner of the cam- pus is open evenings and Sundays to accommodate all the students. Everything to please .you. M. 0. Straight, Prop. /-