' '• N fc The Student VOL. 11 Published In the Interests of the Students of the Washington State Normal School " ~~~ ELLENSBURG, WASHINGTON, MARCH 31, 1926 No. 22 POPULAR STUDENT AT NORMAL ONES WALTER KRUSE, 19, IS TAKEN tO CENTRALIA TUESDAY FOR INTERMENT. :• Waiter Kruse, 19, of Centralia, a second year ptudent at the W. S. N. S., died suddenly Monday morning of cerebral embolism. Walter ^ was well known on the campus and was popular among the students and faculty. He was a : member) of the class that will grad­ uate next June. He resided at Es- win hall, the men's dormitory. Walter was a graduate of the Centralla high school. He was born at "Mt. Kitsa, N. Y. Surviving are his mother, Mrs. Anna Kruse a .brother in San Francisco, and a brother in the navy. ' . His body was sent to Centralia Tuesday afternoon accompanied by B. A. Leonard, dean of men. Caryl Bingham, Marion Catron, and Ral­ ph Jordan, his roommates at Eswi'n hall] also accompanied the body. ' • To date funeral arrangements have not been received. Probably the body will be laid to rest in the Centralia cemetery the latter part ' of the week. 1,0Q0 Mile Trip In ! "Galloping Zebra" I Made By Students KOTABLE JOTOHEY ABOTOD TEE EOOFPROVEP FDLL OF THBPI& Six of the notable high lights of our institution spent the spring vacation, between quarters, driving to the Sound by way Qf Portland. The trip covered some 1,000 miles of twists and turns which required 'six days to negotiate. , • Horace Skelsey,. Beryl Johnson, Adrian Duncan, James Osborne, Dick Krekow and George Keithahn were the representatives _ofr the school on this wild trip. * Leaving Ellensburg Friday af­ ternoon they flew to The Dalles, Ore., where they landed, and »took time out for the much needed «hut eye.. This was necessary after spending the "week before burning the midnight oil . doihg their quar­ ter's studying. The following morn­ ing. the flight' continued, and Port­ land was the next stopping place. J*rom Portland they journeyed north, passing through Kelso, Che- halis, Centralia and Tenino. Last hut not least, Wilkeson, the home town of the great John Scoup, was visited. - Crowds in every town turned out to see the famous, car, really only a gas propelled zebra, without "brakes or ability to turn corners. Tenino proved to be the down­ fall of our young heroes. They were asked to visit the institution of wickedness for speeding down Main street, which the boys really thought was a blind alley. Never­ theless they all enjoyed the trip they state. Adrian Duncan cauced the boys a Jot of grief by fainting when th-3 car, or Trowelled zob- ra, failedto tUaKe tlie curvos on all four legs. Whitman Mixed Glee Club Here Next Friday -* mm mM'Zz yy/K-y. xwgnwm8PP! TO BE GIVEN NEXT FRIDAY IN AUDITORIUM BY MIXED CHORUS ARE ON PROGRAM WH&TAKB CONFERENCE AT SPOKANE Several members of the faculty are on the program for the Inland Empire Teachers' association which meets April 7,' 8 and 9 in Spokane. President Black is to be in charge of the health education sec tion for which he has arranged a program. Miss Mary A. Grupe is secretary of the psychology section and will speak On the "Possibil ities of Personality Study." Mr. Fales will speak on "Modern Tendencies in Industrial Arts." An exhibit will be sent. from the art department. Faculty members who plan. to attend are President Black, Miss Grupe, Mr. Sparks, Mr. and Mrs Gray, Mr. Fales and Mr. Stephens. Visit in Yakima Mrs. Beck and two small daugh­ ters spent a few days last week in Yakima at the home of Mrs. Beck's parents. "Sneak Day" Is An Event Long To Be Kept In Memory A FEW 'TOSS" PM THEIR TEMERITY The program for the Whitman Glee club which will be here next Friday, April 2, .will be one of the best ever put on in the Nor­ mal school auditorium. Howard E. Pratt, director of the organization, feels that the choral numbers on this year's program . are this most interesting of any ' that have hitherto been chosen. One of the most interesting chor­ al numbers is "May, Comes Laugh­ ing," a madrigal by May Strong, which won the award offered by an , American composer for the past1 year. The dance accompaniment by Thelma Shepherd and Sam Whitt- more to the club's singing of "Gyp­ sy Night" is an interesting and colorful specialty., The Glee club is made up of nine sopranos, six altos, seven ten­ ors and seven basses. , They aire ac­ companied by Agnes Little. The, orchestra. which is directed by Mrs. Esther Sundquist Bowers, consists ofv three violins, : a viola, cello, flute, cliarinet, cornet, trom­ bone, drums and piano. Admission tp the concert will be 75 cents to all not holding A. S. B.. passes. Enjoy a Picnic In Canyon Sneak Day A group of faculty members and students took advantage of "Sneak Day" Friday afternoon, by motoring down the river and eating a de­ lightful picnic dinner around a camp Are. Baseball, quoits and hiking wero the thief entertainments of the af­ ternoon. Those who made the trip were Mr. and Mrs. Quigley, Mr. and Mrs. Beck, \ Mr. and Mrs. Paul Johnson, Mr. and Mrs. Leonard and Mr. and Mrs. W. T. Stephens, and their families, and Alblna Petrie and Florence Bounsall. Later in the evening the party went to the Stephens home and played cards. A young college graduate has learned one important lesson in the stern battle of life when he grasps the fact that his fraternity pin, even if conspiciously displayed, isn't going to get him anywhere. (Ohio State Journal.) Subscribe for Hyakem NOW! Guests From Tacoma Mr. and Mrs. C. D. Gray enter­ tained Mrs. Dr. Fredericks and small son of Tacoma, Dr. Freder­ icks and Mr. and Mrs. Gray were schoolmates at Cheney Normal. Mrs. Gray's father, Mr. Squibbs of Ken- newick, visited with them over the week end. Commotion reigned in Senior Hall at 12 o'clock last Thursday night. • • v The Seniors of Ellensburg Normal decided to have their annual Sneak Day on Friday, March 26. Un­ known to anyone, they planned , to sneak off to the Umtanum to eat, drink and be merry. Many gath­ ered in Senior Hall on Thursday night to watch and wait for the approaching 5:30, at which time their train was. to leave. A special car was ordered and their eats were taken * to the depot on Thurs - day afternoon. Althpugh. much precaution was taken by the Seniors to prevent the underclassmen and faculty from hearing of their. departure, four wise young Juniors made their way to the train and hid. Before leaving Ellensburg the Seniors had a few scuffles at the depot with the Juniors. Several Juniors were tied up and sent away in a taxi. The president of the Junior class was captured and tak­ en with the Seniors. Juniors Not So Wise On arriving at Wymer the four wise young Juniors were found and started back to Ellensburg bare­ footed, While the breakfast, which was going to be served at the east end of the swinging bridge was being prepared, a practice game of baseball was played. The break­ fast consisted of pork and beans, buns, ham and pickles. As it was-cold and everyone was excited, not much time was spent in eating breakfast. The crowd of about 150 Seniors soon coupled off and was seen hiking in all direc­ tions. Mr. Harmon and Mr. Leonard, who were acting as chaperones, saw that the eats were taken to a near­ by farm house. The lady of the house was introduced to Mr. Leon­ ard and given orders to give no one except Mr. Leonard any of the eats. About noon, however, "Pop" Nelson was seen with half of the sats in a basket. How he got it no one knows. DAY POSITIVELY ' LAST DATE! .WILL BE A FINE VOLUME. Feminine Tefflt Normal Campus ARCHERY CLASS 01 34 LASSIES FINDS THE BULLS EYE HARD TO HIT. Subscribe for Hyakem NOW! At a recent meeting of the Hya­ kem staff it was decided that April 1 would be the last day that sub­ scriptions^ for the -Hyakem woulf be" accepted. This means that all who expect to receive a Hyakem must make a deposit of $1 on or before April 1. It is necessary that immediate action be taken at this time* for all material must be sent, to the publishers, and* the exact number of Hyakems to order determined by the first of the month, if 200 sub­ scriptions are sold, but 200 Hya­ kems will be ordered, so upon the finality of this campaign which terminates April 1 rests the suc­ cess of the Hyakem. This book is expected to be the best ever put out in the history of the school as over 400 students and the entire teaching staff will be pictured. The cover and back will be stiff, made of the best imi­ tation leather obtainable, partially covered with redish copper (Indian bronze color.) The insert pages are to be in crimson and black. In addition the book will contain pic­ torial and historical sections that will portray clearly the development of the school until the present time, the Normal school campus and nearby scenic places. In all the book will be highly valuable on account of its many' pictures. "A picture on each page combined with satisfac tion and the best annual of the year," is the staff's motto. Remember the date. Avoid any unnecessary results by subscribing today before April Fool comes along. t (Continued on page four) With the s&me self assurance as William Tell and the same love of sport as Robin Hood and his merry men, 34 girls turn out daily for archery, on some days the bullseye is actually hit three times. Such a lack of accuracy4©es riot neces­ sarily mean that the girls lack a strong-will and a steady hand, for the class has just begun. Accuracy comes-by way of -experience. Will those who think this is a mild sport witness the girls run­ ning after their. arrows before they are used as a target by some impat­ ient person, who is like a steed pawing the earth for action. Or look at the bruised wrists of the neglectful ones who have failed to provide themselves with a wrist protector. Leonards Entertain Mr. and Mrs. B. A. Leonard en­ tertained a party of friends at their home last Tuesday evening. Mock Marriage Features Party An informal party was given on Tuesday evening by Lenore Mitty at the home of Mrs. Belle Pilcher. A mock marriage was the main fea­ ture in which Ruth Naught played the part of the sweet and gentle bride. Neola.Lyle, the shy and ob­ edient groom, made the bad mis­ take of wearing the globes as stock­ ings. Kathryn Kelly won the first, prize in singing paragraphs from newspapers. Those present were Helen Kelle- her, Peggy Eastman, Kathryn Kel­ ly, Hallie Kuhnhausen, Grace Lew­ is, Neola Lyle, Ann Leland, Ger­ trude Garner, Grace Collins, Fern Brons, Bessie Morris, Ruth Naught, Janet Barclay and the hostess, Le­ nore Mitty. Bronchial asthma is produced by an actual diminution of the calibre of the bronchial tubes. Subscribe for Hyakem NOW! Mrs. Sparks in Spokane Mrs. L. D. Sparks is spending several weeks in Spokane. She ex­ pects to retum in April with the people who attend the I. E. T. A. Subscribe for Hyakem NOW! i:.:. - y •'••-- •• Page Two The Student Opinion Published Weekly by the Associated Students of. tho Washington State Normal School Entered as Second Class Matter at the Fostoffice at Ellensburg, Washington To Alumni, three quarters $1.00 To Normal Students Free EDITORIAL STAFF Editor In Chief .Vanita Williams Associate Editor — .Jeanette Sloan Society Editor -Betty Duffy Men's Athletic Editor... _ Dick Krekow Features ........ —Sig Fogarty Special Writer — —.Glen McNeilly Reporters—Florence Bounsall, Margaret Summers, Jean Schoolcraft, Mayme Wells, Ann Leland, Helen Simpson, Ivie Cowan, Joe lies, Louise Kassebaum. BUSINESS STAFF Business Manager Winiecki Circulation Manager - Stanley Baginski Assisatnt Circulation Manager - ...Ralph Jordan Helen Bolyard, Fay Garrett, Erma Minton, Alta Collier TYPISTS THE STUDENT OPINION TENTATIVE MBETING gCHKDUIJB FOR SCHOOL CLTJBS Effective Beginning Monday, January 96th CLUB- PI Omega Delta Pi Phi Home Ec. Club Hyakem Yakima Club PLACE— Psych. Lab. ' .7:00 Miss Davidson's Office Senior Sneak Day for this year is now a thing of the past. We all had a fine time and enjoyed a day of relaxation from our studies. • But there are two significant things about Senior Sneak Day. In the first place it is not entirely a thing of the past) and, in the second place, it meant much more to all concerned than sim­ ply a day's good time. The events of last Friday, and of the previous night, will live on long in the memories of all of us who participated. In future years when we look back upon our school days at W. S. N. S. that day will stand out as one of the high points. Long after all we learned in the olassroom has been forgotten, we will re­ member the events of that long day. It may not take us long to forget the lessons Mr. Leonard has attempted to teach us, but it will be a longtime before %e forget how he knocked flies and played quoits. And, though we often frantically search for books in thb library such events will hold small places in our memories in comparison to the search for the falls. • And the,meals we eat at Kaniola we will so6n forget, but the breakfast we ate on the Yakiuia, and the dinner some of us didn't eat will long hold a place in our memory. Vivid pictures, reproduced by kodak and in our memories, will long come back to us of the good times of that day. It is ptie of the big things we Will remember of our Normal school days. It is one of the events that make school interesting, that maker us really love our Alma Mater. TIME— 1st and 3rd Tuesdays. 7:30 Tuesday —— 7:00 Tuesday .... 8:00 Green Room TueBday 1' 30 Mr. Harmon S Office Alternate Tuesdays..7:00 a. m. Green Room 7:00 p. m. 2nd & 4th Tuesdays 7:45-9:00 A308 Alternate Wednesdays -.7:30 Green Room Tuesdays ......—...7:30-9:00 Art Room Thursdays ... .......—..-.....7:45 BricK Room Alternate Wednesdays 7:00 Green Room Science Bldg. Christian s."League Monday —....... ... 7:3# S3 02, Science Bldg. Mens Club S302, Science Bldg. Kappa Kappa Bata^ Men's Dining Hall Any conflicts in the g&ove schedule may be reported to either Mr Leonard or Miss Howard-for adjustment. - Herodoteans Kappa Pi Art Club Scribulus W. A. A. Science Club A* S. B. Officers President «... Iran Nelson Treasurer E. J. Lindberg Secretary Marcella Ernsdorf Social ................. ....... E. Angel Executive Rep. Dick Krekow Yell Queen.Marguerite Carpenter Graduate Mgr. William Harmon SeniorOass President ... .Dayton Glover Vice.-Prea. ... ... Manette Carr Treasurer ......... Ted Byars Secretary ...... . Mrs. Mary Boyes Girls' Athletic Commissioner— .............. Florence Ii&dauer Boys' Athletiq Commissioner— i. i.—Iran tCilioii Social Com. ... Bessie Carlson Serreant-At-Arms-Glen McNeill* Junior Qais President .... Clayton Winssitian Vice.-Pres. ................ Marie ifr#e Secretary .........c..*iarihle iohnson Treasurer ....Thelma Evans Social Com. .. Wilma, Glover Asst. Soc. Com ..:Jiucile. GrsSnle® •Sergeant-At-Arms.. Art Thomas Yell King ....—Art Thomas Yell Queen..— Helen Streblowe' your most polite way and jpat him oil the tacV and encourage him iii this work of long sleeping. He Is rather good looking, girls, he even admits he's the beat looking man in school. Its perhaps worth your ef­ forts to locate him. members club. Will be initiated into the ICtti'g Club. The Mian's club met Thursday Svening at 7 o'clock" in. the Sci­ ence building. New officers were 'elected for the. spring quarter. Joe T. Brown, president Earl Mc- 'Neily, vice president Albert Rank­ in, secretary Paul Nelson, treas­ urer Clarence Hartman and Lee Hale, council memfefers. Pure Silk Hosiery Service Weight Chiffon in 20 Spring Shades $1.25 T. T. Hardisty The Store That Saves Yon Money nw*n THE ADS Subscribe for Hyakem NOW'* Rival of Rip Is Inmate of Eswin Try to Find tfim THIS GOOD LOOKING LAD ALSO KNOWN AS BOOK ST0EE SHEIK IS Gather around closely, students, and we Will tell you the story of how one young man of this institu­ tion acquired fame. • You have all heard of the old saying regarding the matter of some men achieving greatness while others have it thrust upon them. This is not true of this young man's greatness. It grew on him. We have class presidents aplenty and many similar officers of this in­ stitution, but we at Eswin have the longest sleeper in the school. We ' have statistics to prove this state­ ment. We often wonder if he's run­ ning opposition to "Rip" in story. Don't laugh, we're serious. If this is not true we are open for convic­ tion. I well know that you, who have not had the opportunity to meet this distinguished gentleman, ? Would welcome an opportunity to do so. We certainly do wish that 'there was some way whereby we • could make it possible for you to realize this ambition. r But, he's such a busy fellow that he never eats breakfast, never can be seen about the campus before 10:30 {these statements are the re suit of three months' observations). You might make a date to see him at Eswin, but don't come before noonr- It's better to be safe, for lie might be in bed, for he general­ ly is at all times. Don't come when it's his turn to clean up the room for he doesn't do such things. The room might not be presentable for company. Now you might have a chance .to lamp him in the Blue Room of Kamola.® He's generally there between 6:30 and 10 Satur­ day and Sunday evenings. If it's impossible for you to avail yourself of this opportunity you have but one chance left * call around at the book store and you will generally find him there in the absence of Mr. Boyes. Now remember this when you do see him and are sure you have the right person, introduce yourself in Clubs In Many ,Styles at $lMto Formlit Bandeau Aiod Garter 8«t0 Ftfrimflt Bandeau , Step-fa aad Garter Seta You will find thi? section of the ptore with very complete assort­ ments. Your inspection is desired Your Outer ments Need Be New, but correct usage de­ mands that they ! be clean and neatly press­ ed. We've saved many a woman the cost Of a new coat, suit or wrap by our scientific cleans­ ing, pressing or dyeing service. Let us give your garments tiyfc t smart well tailored tfrok ar.d convince ^ Itt&t ours is the si. rice that saves. K. E. Oeaiia^ & Hurts Main lfB M4 A PATtlOHIZB ODft *4 Scribulus Club. The Scribulus club met on Mon­ day evening in the Brick room to elect new officers for the follow quarter. The new officers are Van­ ita^ Williams, president Ann John­ son, vice president Ralph Jordan, secretary-treasurer Mr. Harmon, advisor. It was voted that no dues *vould be taken this quarter. A committee was appointed - to plan a party at which five new :—and— All Sorts of Fancy Delicious Cakes for Easter ^ Bakery CHAS. K. lilNNE, Prop. 818NOBTH MAIN STREET PHONE MAIN 108 New York Cafe a place to eat and rest SPECIAL ROOM FOB LADIES AND ESCORTS HOTEL ANTLERS EUensburg Headquarters for Normal Students and Athletes CAFE EUROPEAN PLAN Crystal Serenaders Orchestra For engagements call Carroll j. Von Carnop, director, arranger and banjoist. Y. M. C. A., Main 133 i ' , _ * ^ i * - . r THE STUDENT OPItflOM Page Tkrtw Normal School Teams Meet On May 22 Track ia a comparatively new sport among the normal schools of this state, hut is speedily coming to a position of importance in the ac­ tivities of the three schools. The imperative value of the training received is sportsmanship, individ­ ual excellence and demands that track receive the support and co­ operation of all -admirers of good, clean and wholesome athletics. Only three times have the nor­ mal schools of the state met in this branch of athletics. Very cred­ itable records have been establish­ ed, but each year finds many of the '.previous records being broken First year records were broken in 10 of the 14 events. The Wildcats broke four while Cheney and Bel­ lingham were content with thres each. When the three teams vie for honors, at Cheney on May 22 we will probably see more of . the rec­ ords broken. WASHINGdK2t STATE TBI-NOBMAIi SCHOOL RECORDS lO^yard dash...„.... ... ........ ....10-2 Fogarty, Ellensburg 220 yard dash — .... 22-2 Hanna, Bellingham 440 yard dMh...i...........„........... ......51-6 Schwarck, Ellensburg Half ....2:04-6 Algyer, Bellingham Mil© .. v........ 4:47-4 Bartsch, Bellingham High Hurdles. - .........17-2 Houton, Cheney Low Hurdles.. .^......~.-„........-..........:..........26-l Turned Cheney *»9h6t Put ... 37-7 % Kelson, Cheney Javelin............ 160-8% Erickson, Cheney Discus ... -122-9% Erickson, Cheney Broad Jump..... .. „ ...21-2 Angelel, Ellensburg High Jump... ...........................5-7 % Bengen, Bellingham Pole Vault.......... —....—..10-10% Bums, Ellensburg Mile Relay. .......^..„.......i...................v:.. .3:37-6 Ellensburg WORLD'S LARGEST CHAIN DEPARTMENT STORE ORGANIZATION & (wrtOAF-mDt INSTITUTION- /MO. DEPARTMENT STORES RELIABLE QUALITY GOODS ALWAYS At LOWER PRICES TWO 0L£^£S OF FIVE EACH FOE HA3UF H0IJR This mechanical age may outdo the horse, but the ass will always be with us, humanly speaking. j£ost of UK" who. think we have 'the world by the tail and a down hill pull,, eventually discover that Mother Earth has bobbed her hair. Th6 first advanced elate in rid­ ing began Marbh 8. Previous to this, only' beginners' classes wwe conducted hut omjr.advanced class­ es will ride this quarter. Every . girl in school who can iride horse­ back and likes to do i has the privilege of further developing equestrienne accomplishments by joining the advahded riding cltiUsd. ^Twb claiwes with five girite eftoh ride every- frfternoon for a haU- hourunder the JVoods. The classes are for two .weeks only. The girls are learning the art of jumping ditches and. ' hedges.' " Those who are in the present .two-weeks ©lass: are Gladys Brick- son, Betty Crosby, Jeanette Sloan, Josephine Mandell, Margaret Car* lot* Martha Davis, Hazel Ellis* Bdrnice Sloop, Bernice* Rice, virgin- la iiailoy and Betty Brown. Those ^ wlio todk it the last two weeks weie Marie Lowe, IsobelCfrow, Cal- la Whiteiy, Marcia Brewer, Mayme IVells, Betty Duffy, Dorothy Harm* Marion Happer. . have got the inspiration when he arrived home from France on a transport. Seattle's favorite song, "The Old Gray Mayor," etc. The tofeacco industry in the Uni­ ted States gives employment -to 168,000 people. Pour out of every six men in Chicago, who do not own cars are capable of driving them. of the senior class. This is Netta's second year at W. S. N. S. She is one of the Senior Aces. Last year she was vice pres­ ident of her class. Netta is vice president of Kamola Hail associa­ tion and vice president and treas­ urer of the Woman's Athletic asso ciation. ming class at the Y. M. C. A. Jeanette .entered Ellensburg Nor­ mal last •fall. She was one of the upper ten in the physical examina­ tions. She is a Junior Ace and as­ sistant editor of Student Opinion Jeanette is a member of the Scrib- ulus club and the W. A. A. JEANETTE SLOAN attended the Ellensburg high school. She was a member of the Glee club for two years.' She was editor of the Blue and White, the school paper, and was on thfr Hyakem staif for two years. Jeanette \ was a prominent figure in the dance drama, an an­ nual event at the Ellensburg high school. She was in the senior play and the operetta, "All At Sea." She received a letter from the athletic point system. Last year Jeanette was the swim­ ming instructor of a girls' swim* Subscribe for Hyakem NOW! Who's Who At At | .S,N.S.| NfiSTTA pOOK la a graduate of the Yakima high school. Netta was In the senior and. junior.. plays arid prominent In th^ dramatic affairs of the school. She was secretary HayWire By A. BALER By A. Baler i A man ^vho recently cUed re~ quested in his will "that, his wife go_ hang herself' and he. was kind and considerate enough to leave her a dollar With which .to buy a rope. THE: NIFTY : . SHOP Has installed another chair for your service and B. C. Cole has papered and painted the shop so you can have a, nice epick and span place to get a spiffy Easter trim. DICK ROSS 315 North Main Street That's gratitude for you—but if there is a "will" there's a way. She nagged him for 25 years— it's too bad she married 'the old ,horse. V Oh, well! Many of us are like horses—the teachers are the cow­ boys, education the bridle and ex­ perience the saddle—which we find hard to get used-to.. , _ The person who "wrote. the Bong, 'Thanks for the Buggy* Ride,"! must Garity's Store SIXTH AND ANDERSON STS. 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Ellenaburs, Stag« Depot 8:60 a. m. *lt:20 p. m. 1:10 pt. m. * Wenatchee connection. LV. Ellensburg, Stage Depot *9:00 a. m. 1:00 p. m. pu a. Ar. Taklma. Stage Depot 10:20 a, m. 2:20 p. ntf 7:M p. m. x Dally except Sunday. Ellensburg-Wenptchee Division Lv. Wenatchee, Stage Depot... .a. m. Ar. Ellensburg, Sta^e Depot...11:10 a. m. Lv. Ellensburg, Stage Depot.. .lt:S0 p. n Ar. Wenatchee, Stage lepot..4:00 p. m. Wenatchee-Waterville Dfvlsloii Lv. Wenfttehee. Stage Depot x*t:00 a. m. pt Ar. WatervtH®, stage Depot 9:10 a. m. * b. . M Lv* Waterville, Stage Depet t:S0 a. m. *• WJ p. a. Ar. Wenatchee, Stage DmmT 11:00 a. m. tM p, m. •Alralra connection xDaUy cxe^Kt ~ READ THB ADB Perfumes And Toilet Waters for Easter All Domestic and Imported Odors Owl Drag Store FOOT OFFICB SURJOTATION -and- at— HARRY S. ELWOOD The Prescription Druggist MOSER'S HOME OF HART SCHAFF- N£R & MARX CLOTHING High Class Men's Furnishings and Shoes TfiE SMOKE HOTJSE Pocket and English Billiards All Popular Magazines A Gentleman's Place for Leisure Time Marcelling And Water Waving. Free Rewave ROBINS APARTMENTS, Room 7 Phone Black 5281 Oriole Flower Shop Cut Flowers, Plants and Rulbs C. A. Manners \ 818 North Pine PAfRONDSB OUR ADVERfRSHBS The Candy Box Haa Caadiea, Soft Conveniently Xocatad at doner of Third and Pearl Sineet . HOTEL ST. EEOIS Ellenslmrg, Wash. JAMES CLARK, Prop. READ THR ADS The Farmers Bank Capital and Surplus 1160,000 .. Baskets of— EASTER EGGS Cleverly decorated Rabbits and Eggs to fill with all sorts of Easter Candies Schultz's New— TENNIS RACQUETS and equipment are now arriving. Ramsay Hardware Co. SPORTING GOODS and ELECTRICAL APPLIANCES Ellensburg Hardware Co. 411 North Pearl St. PITTERER BROS, Complete Hpme Furnish­ ings Ellensburg Candy Kitchen Fresh Candy Every Day JOHN ANTON, Prop. Next to Colonial Theatre Bolding's Apparel for Lad and Dad -\ K. EL Laundry QUALITY AND SERVICH Main 40 ii, L. Scott, Prop. ^ ' "" Block's Barbef Shop Hair Cutting Is His Specialty Cor 4th and Pine Near Postoffice W. S. N. S. PINS AND RINGS ^ J. No O. Thomson Jeweler Watchma&er Engraver UlensWrg, 415 N. Pearl St. Carter Transfer Co Main 91 HAIR BOBBING SHAVING HAIR CUTTING OWL BATHS East Third Street Union Central Life Insurance Co. Andrew F. Flammerfelfc, Special Agent Room No. 9 Davidson Block Page Font THE STUDENT OPINION Go To Church Some Place Easter Sunday Special Easter Services Are Being Provided By the Various Churchesof the Gity Next Sunday. You Are Urged to Attend at Least One Service on This Special Day This worid Is sore a busy place, And we must hustle In the race, For social hours some are not free The six week days, hat all should be At Church next Sunday. Union Young People'# Morning Watch Service on Craig's" Hill. Meet-at First Baptist Church, Corner of Fourth And Sprague at 5:45 A. M. "Sneak Day" Is An Event Long To Be , Kept In Memory (Continued from page one) First Baptist Church. Rev. A. B. Morris, Pastor. _ { 11 a. m., Sermon—"The Message! of Easter to Modern Life." j Easter Music by the choir. 7:30 p. m.—Easter program by the Sunday school and Easter music by the choir. 7:30 p. m. Sermon—"How the Enemies of " Christ Must Serve God's Purposes." Easter music. y First Christian Church. Rev. K. EJ. Burke, Pastor, ll a. m., Sermon—"What a Risen Lord Means to Me." Easter music by the choir. 7:30 p. m.—Program of Easter xnusic by the choir. Dramatization of the resurrec­ tion ' story. Good Hope Evangelical Lutheran Rev. R. A. Fenske, Pastor. 10:30 a. m., Sermon—"Why Seek Ye the Living Among the Dead." . Easter music by the choir. First Lutheran Church. Rev. O. P. Grambo, Pastor. 10:30 a. m.—-Confirmation ser­ vice. Sermon—"The. Bodily Resurrec­ tion of Christ." Easter music. Grace Episcopal Church. Dean E. Leslie Rolls, Rector. 7:30 a. m.—r-Plan celebration of the Holy Communion. 11 a. m.—Pull choral, communion and sermon. 7:30 p. m., Sermon—"The Pag­ eant of Glory." Easter music. First Presbyterian Church. Rev. Hansen Bergen, Pastor. 11 a. m., Sermon—"The Mean­ ing Of Christ's Resurrection." . Easter music by the choir. 4:30 p. m.—Eastern program by the Sunday schdol. No evening service. First Methodist Episcopal Church.. Rev. A. M. Andrews, Pastor. 11 a. m. Sermon—"Shrine of Templar." Easter music by the choir. St. Andrews Catholic Church. Father J. Luyten. 8 a. m.—Low mass. 10:30 a. m.—High mass. Special music. 7:30 p. m.—Evening services. First Church rif Christ, Scientist. .11 a. m.—Regular morning ser­ vices. How About This? Ivan McCollom, Dorothy Rechel, Allen Potter and Hermia Thomsoa left soon after breakfast to find Umtanum Falls, three miles away. They searched all day unsuccess­ fully. They arrived in Ellensburg about 6 o'clock Friday evening af­ ter a long walk over the hills. All the Seniors wonder at the fact that these four individuals searched dil­ igently from dawn until dark for the rushing torrents of the leap­ ing, foaming, dashing -Umtanuni Falls. Dayton is the Hero Manette Carr says that Dayton Glover played the. part of the hero very well, while on their hikes over the hills. Three couples who claim the ti­ tle for hiking the longest distance are Harry Hensley and Dorothy Cope, Padl Nelson and Mildred Bowden and Rudolph Seppi and Bel­ la Whitehouse. About 12:30 146 Seniors were seen standing in line for their lunch, which consisted of pork and beans, buns, ham, pickles and cof­ fee. A group of Juniors, who • had come up in the early, part of the day in a truck, were revengefully looking on. After lunch many pictures were taken and flowers gathered. All during, the day . the chief occupation of some was sleepin'. Mr. Leonard spent a very restful hour on a pile of rocks. Although boulders of great size were being rolled down the mountainsides by some very energetic folks, Mr. Leonard slum­ bered on, despite the loud, crash­ ing noises. Wis Question This Just before train time Dick Kre- kow and Ilda Mannering returned from a half-hour hike. They claim­ ed they had found Unitanum Falls. Mr. Harmon says they should get the title for swift hiking. Sixteen miles in a half hour is very good work. The train bringing the Seniors* who had spent a day that will al­ ways be remembered, arrived in El­ lensburg at 3:55 p. m. Subscribe for Hyakem NOW! ^HOLEPROOF Arranged by the Christian Service League f A Dreamer's Dream By D. Lerium Tremens ESWIN HALL IN QUARANTINE Not that the boys are dishonest hut they get several prizes for be- . ing quick, and it seems that their fingers are always sticky and con­ tinually picking up something. Well, the aay is did, and so are the rest of us. Things learned: 1—We believe in the principle of "the survival of the fittest," af­ ter "watching the inmates get in line for lunch. v 2—An Edison record is as hard to break as Henry Ford after ob­ serving the men down on their prayer-bonea giving English lessons to them. • 3—Glover's actions knocked out the old idea of being cave men just because our whiskers are long. Daylight came but no one saw it. The breakfast was here before any­ one was up. It was some time be­ fore we could get down to assimi­ late the vitamines and then it was rather stale. Byers cut his hand on an icicle that was hanging to his coffee cup. This On top of having to stay away from school nearly broke the poor man's heart and he can't figure out how school • can keep going on without us. - The mouse slept the sleep of the dead, but iHartman heard Scroup last night and got up be­ fore noon arid the rest of the boys, and deposited the ctite little rodent ip the hip pocket of Hale's trous- , ere. Lee then acted as a hearse until the air began to get blue, so • the funeral services were held at once. It was too bad but we can expect most anything when in 1 quarantine. All the men who can grow whis­ kers have a little misplaced eye- tblkw this-morning. Samson found some shoe-blacking and they re­ semble &o many Turks now, not v in looks, but if the Turks are ' any wilder than this bunch—God spare the Armenians. Cute? That is no name for the •way that the boy* look today in all their glory, with mustaches flying In the breeze. Mr. Don Samson Frenchy Eanny Renfroe takes the cake and will qualify for a cake- eater if the shoe-blacking holds out. • . , The pool tournament was staged today. It was a bloody battle from etart to finish, with many upsets The two left *are Kre- over and the scores announced. It took all day,. and so far is the best known way of killing time. The excitement waxed high throughout, and Hale' in his rboting costume kept the stands in one mad uproar consistently. "Various colored beer bottles" of ye olden days were used as decorations. The prize will be a caustic styptic pencil for the in­ mates to burn off their whiskers and eliminate shaving. Papa Harmon led the choir in some religious singing this evening that makes tears come to our eyes whenever we think of it. It was a little late for services, but this gang is always late. Even Dick Krekow was born the second of April. But no fooling, the choir WORK was excellent and Miss Mil­ ler would be wild, but not with joy, if she had heard them, j Kuest called up to let us know that he was K. O., and favored the boys wifti a selection from Wange- man's, where he was moved to Sat­ urday. He had Clayton play the Alma Mater on the cornet' and we fixed the Edison horn to the tele­ phone receiver and had a top- notcher of a radio concert. Oh, we are buggers, all right! And this is Monday, and all is still well. Who knows what might have happened today had we been out of this asylum? Ask Sandy Claws. But don't forget the fif­ teenth of April—a nice -surprise for you and a chance to laugh your fill. • • We have begun to think that this is a leper colony, maybe, if they don't let us out soon. No one seems to have any. authority on just when we will leave, but we like it here. . That is, we would like to leave here at once, i. e.. with all possible speed. This makes me think of a S. O. S. call, only we are not at sea. We should use P. D. Q., I guess. - The dusk fell—but it didn't hurt us any. Things learned: 1—All is not gold that glitters try and imagine those mustaches. 2—Stevenson saya that this is a whale of a place to be even a mouse won't live here. 3—Quarantine is like a faint heart, in that it will never win a fair lady. 4—If ontogeny recapitulates plil- Tuesday: We were met with the,! news that we might be let out on j probation. This met with violent j refusal on the part of all the lepers and to quell the dissatisfaction Bill, had to promise us another quaran­ tine nexi quarter. There will be keen competition for rooms in the Jhall then, so when you read this please don't tell anyone else about it. Scroup, Seppi, Hale and Renfroe were absent at breakfast this morn­ ing. Two of them slept, but Mc- Neilly thought that Scroup rang for tea, and when Mac brought it to him he found that there was some mistake, and as Scroup wouldn't take it internally Mac gave it to him externally. The pool tournament ended this afternoon and Krekow . is the win­ ner. It was the most hotly conr tested battle of the whole aiK&ir and the final score was 50 to 48. Renfroe put up a brave battle and at one time " had his opponent, 26 to 16, but was unable to hold the lead. We ^also had a track' meet this morning and lies far outclassed the restv of us. His form was superb, and he hiigh-jumped about .300 and bowled 5 ft. 6 in. He put the. shot in 10 flat, and ran the mile I In 1 hour and 3 seconds. Being i ah all "around athlete, he had to run " all around the house for* the mile. - MARCELLING! Mrs. Russell, recently instructress in the Vanity Beauty School of Spokane, will marcell at the La Nobba Barber Shop opposite the Ellensburg Hotel by appointment, 11:00 to 4:00 ADALTNE WEST 308 North Main COLUMBIA RECORDS Of all the latest song hits and -popular classical selections. Made by a hew electric process' Craig's Book Store (Continued Next Week.) EQESTRIENNE HAS BROKEN AIM in the dope. fnJ/n^ctoryffor' the little*fellow Iogeny, We are living in the Dark ing a the flnal playoff ls Ages. tomorrow While horseback riding on Sun­ day afternoon Miss Margaret Sum­ mers sustained a very painful com­ pound fracture of her right arm. At the time of the accident were with her Betty Crosby, Marion Hopper and Alyne Miller of Ta- coma. The girls were returning from their ride on the old Yakima road when the horses broke into a gal­ lop. Miss Summers lost her stir­ rups and in trying to regain them and stop her horse lost her- bal­ ance and fell on her right arm. ' People who were passing at tho time rushed her to the Ellensburg general hospital. She was moved to the infirmary on -Monday. She is suffering very much with the ex­ treme pain. Miss Alyne Miller' is with her. Miss Summers is a popular stu­ dent at the Normal school. She is a Junior Ace, an officer of the Music Majors' club and a feature writer for the Student Opinion. A Hand Colored Enlargement of your best negative wifl be given Pree when you have $2.50 worth of Kodak finis­ hing done Tour ticket will be punched each time you have films finished. 65 REPAIRED In this shop cannot be dis­ tinguished from new. DICKSCHULTZ Phone Black 4582 -for Women Pure Silk Hose $1.00, $1.50, $1. 95 Chiffons in Colors $1-00, $1.85 and $2.28 FARRElJLi'S The Toggery For Good Pictures TJse i The Dependable Film In Tile Yellow Box * Let Us Do Your Finishing BOSTICS DRUG STORE Bulk Pickles ' \ - -—and— i ^ Kraft Cheese In convenient sizes for picnics and lunches CA8CADE MARKET 113 East Fourth St. Main 103 Gay New for a Joyous Easter C. J. Breier Co. Have You Seen the New Watch Case Compact? "Smartest of All!" We Carry Them In Stock WALTER EHRENBER8 PHARMACY The HANDY GROCERY at the corner of the cam­ pus is open evenings and Sundays to accommodate all the students. Everything to please you. M. O. Straight, Prop.