welcome to school, parents! Observe CENTRAL WASHINGTON UNIVERSITY May 7, 1987 VOLUME 4, ISSUE NO. 22 BACCHUS encourages responsible drinking TJ A *1 k TT T O 1 a See special coupon savings on page 10 By DUANE LARUE Staff Writer f Boost Alcohol Consciousness Concerning the Health of University Students (BAC­ CHUS) is an organization that promotes responsible decisions about drinking. This is a national organization which has formed a club here at Central. BACCHUS has two ad visers, John Sonnen and Richard Meier. As advisers, Sonnen and Meier, say that one of the reasons the club has been around so long is because it is mainly students who promote its message and not administra­ tion. Recently BACCHUS has changed its philosophy. BAC­ CHUS used to encourage responsible drinking, but wan­ ting to include everyone, they decided a change was necessary. Alcoholics and people who have made the decision to not drink were left out in a "drink respon­ sibly" campaign. The new message is to make responsible decisions about alcohol. This includes people ' 'T^ 1' % I 3 & She deserves thanks throughout the year By LAURI WALKER Staff Writer Someone asked me last week who my best friend was. I thought about it, and honestly answered, my mom. My mom has been there for me constantly since birth. She talked to me when I needed a friend, served me hot lemonade when I was sick, adorned me with presents and love. But, how often do 1 thank her for these and other things? Oh, I tell myself that I thank her each and every time she does something for me, but the truth is I am one of many who take my mother for granted. As I thought about my mom, I began to think about rnoms in general. Mathers are really very special. Sure they nag and ques- tion, but overall the love, sup­ port and kindness they offer is -^ erlooked. What do we offer our mother 364 days out of the year? Do we surprise her with (lowers instead of laundry, cook her dinner, bring her asprin, warm lemonade or cough syrup when she has a cold? Generally speaking, no. There is only one day when we even think about treating our moms special, and that's on Mother's Day. I won't say that all mothers deserve special gratitude, but as a group they are a wonderful bunch of people. Who else but someone very special would go through the pain of childbirth? As kids we could count on our morns for everything, from be­ ing completely, almost painfully honest to saying yes to something your father would surely disagree with |this may be a strictly female pom* of view). Now. what have I given her? Oh, trouble with boyfriends, car accidents and orthodontist bills. Of course I wasn't that bad. and I told her that often. I brought home good grades and did what I thought 1 should around the house, but I never offered anything really special Honest­ ly speaking, how many of you offer to cook dinner when you' re home and your mom gets off work late, or vacuum the house as a surprise? Answer honestly now. Now, I'm not going to preach and tell you to rush heme on Mother's Day or call &e FID man, but maybe a little less laundry the next time you're homeroie%^atekph(mecaMic say, "Thanks for evexytfeing I love vou./" would be a mce to do. She'll, questman, maybe even nag, but remember as I do, shedaesitbecsaa^daelowesyoia very mmh and ishe waste fee gift of fife wiakfe sitae has pveaa you to last, grow ami who cannot or do no not want to have any alcohol. Mainly concerned with smart decisions, Sonnen said that there is a difference between alcohol addiction and alcohol abuse. The group of people who are ad­ dicted is but a small part of the group of people who abuse alcohol. But BACCHUS does not discourage drinking. It en­ courages making smart decision concerning where, when and how much to drink. Alcohol should be used to enhance the enjoyment of leisure time. "You should not drink at anytime when you're going to be a burden to yourself or to others," Sonnen said. "If you drink, have a good time and en­ joy it, and let alcohol accompany that, but be responsible." No one intentionally drinks to the point of feeling bad or get­ ting sick. If you drink, BAC­ CHUS wants to help with the decision concerning when to stop or, in some cases, when not to start. When asked how he felt about Prohibition, Sonnen said that it is obvious that it didn't work. Suppression of alcohol and ig­ noring the problems that exist with it only hurt the many peo­ ple who will drink, anyway. One of the ways BACCHUS tries to help is by distributing literature. The "Perfect Party Planner" is a poster that has a mixology chart for alcoholic and nonalcoholic drinks, along with ideas for food, that can be serv­ ed. BACCHUS has gone to residence hall with their pro­ gram in the past and have plans to continue the residence hall presentations in the future. They give a 30-minute program where they make samples of nonalcoholic counter cocktails. They also distribute posters and recipes. Please see BACCHUS page 9 Walking gives physical and social benefits By LYNN SELLERS Staff Writer Walking. It is something most of us do without much thought, but walking has become a study for two Central fitness specialists. Jan Boyungs, assistant pro­ fessor of education, and her col­ league, Erlice Killhom, associate professor for the department of health education, physical education and leisure studies embarked on a pioneer research study of walking as a way to physical fitness for women age 45 and over. According to Boyungs, previous walking studies have used men and have been con­ ducted in laboratory settings. The purpose of the study, which was funded by a universi­ ty graduate research grant, was to set up a program for increas­ ing an individual's fitness level through monitored walking. Local women between the ages of 45 and 102, with the ability to walk, were asked to voluntarily participate in this scientific study, ' 'The reason we used an end figure of 102/' said Boyungs, "was so as not to discourage anyone from joining." The program began with 130 volunteers ranging in age from 45 to 89. Volunteers bagan thek four days a week, 16-week monitored walking on January 5 and didn't stop until just recent­ ly on April 23 . For research asad data eeHec- tkm purposes the womm were divided into three age groups of middle-aged 45 to 65, young-old 65 to 75 and old-old 75 and over. Volunteers were also placed in one of two adaption pattern pro­ grams, of either 40 or 60 per­ cent, which dictated -their max­ imum workout level. According to Boyungs, some of the women had walked or done other forms of exercise before the study, but many had backgrounds of limited activity. The program was pro­ gressive, and as such, began with 20 minutes of continuous walking and eventually built up to 40 minutes. Each person was encouraged to work at their ov/n pace within their target heart rate zone. Target heart rate is calculated by sub­ tracting your age from 220, and then multiplying the result by 60 and 85 percent. The method used to measure each individual's physical fitness was the Please see Walking page 9 Editorial •.. «2 News ..... .4 Scene Calendar ., 19 Sports 20 Classifieds . , .24 '"•••'C:A.'- - &§&& •• : • Page 2 — The Observer Thursday, May 7, 1987 ••••'ivr'iv -. A u- m : • EDITORIAL AND OPINION The parking dilemma lives on... vv-Jn Y yy 5'$ ' -,55 : Y: Jif~ •• .-i'-'V': : Yl'Y yyv:.: ' : e :Y. . , Y y,yf • Y Y. :yy ^.y. :s:"Y . 5Y&V iir . Y ' • •. ''Ys :'V:'-y?Y::KYY':vYYi' Parking tickets after hours? That's the latest trend — or should I say rage — on this campus. Evident ally, the powers-that-be decided that the ever-vigilant T. Scott wasn't pro­ ducing enough revenue with his relentless daytime patrol. As a remedy to this hard to believe problem — it already seems as though there are 15 T. Scott clones cruising around in Cushmans — a woman has been hired to handle the vital and oh, so dangerous night shift. This is ludicrous. Once the normal class day is completed, the parking lots are evacuated as quickly and thoroughly as if Mt. St. Helens had just blown again. And they remain, for the most part, vacant throughout the night. In other words, this campus has no nocturnal parking shortage. This is a university and I realize that most peo­ ple with a cop-like mentality, having never at­ tended one, have a difficult time dealing with the concept that, for university faculty, students and staff, the work day does not necessarily end when the whistle blows. In many cases, some of the most productive work turned out by a college gets done after that whistle blows. As a case in point, let's take a look at proverbial Professor Irwin Corey. Old Irwin, who might not ordinarily object to walking an extra 100 yards, shows up to do some after-hours work and notices that the parking lot behind his building is vacant. Figuring that it will remain that way, Irwin saves himself a few paces by parking there. While he is inside working on things that more than likely benefit the university, some minimum- wage flunky, whose salary is paid by the same university that Irwin is working hard to improve, is outside slapping a $5 lien on Professor Corey's car. In summary, this is just one more in a long line of examples of how ridiculous policies conjured up by unthinking people make it that much more unattractive for thinking people to attempt to do anything productive. DANIEL STILLER Editor • •• Y 'Y-Yv' : Y: vYY'Y-Y'Y y-YY ...Y 'Cf ••••• -Yy ox •• V? ' Y''::XV-Y' y '- yy .'y'y ^Y-i'^Y • y .-'.':y-Y- • Y.V- • •' .. • - Y^-\'0 • " :V-\ • "" . " • f: ?• v\ _--w: •: Do you feel the on-campus parking situation is adequate? If not, how could it be improved? (U u W Xl O D JS - ca U (C fS M "I feel there is a definite need for an ex­ pansion of the on-campus parking. For $30 should be entitled to "I think that cars they cut down the trees we pay $30 to park —Sean Gaffney, junior and pave the lots.' —Lori DeFazio, junior "I do not feel the on-campus parking situation is adequate. By not being paved the dust problem is much worse than it has to be. " —Kurt Filieau, freshman "It's awful! They should pave all the parking lots — in the long run it's cheaper." —'Trisha Boone, sophomore • ' ' 1 - ...... : y:: Y ••K',Y-Y - Y ^Y^Y ' 'Y:- ' ' iYY Y : • '• * •*-' ''1 . - . Y: "i-'.-.Y:' ... Y:Y::yyyyy •J::'---. : • y52®V::^'Y-- m •» 0 0®, mm%gm THE OBSERVER The Observer, the official student newspaper of Central Washing­ ton University, is a laboratory newspaper in conjunction with the CWU Communications Department. All unsigned editorials are the view of the majority of The Observer editorial board. Letters must be submitted by 5 p.m. Friday the week prior to pub­ lication date. Deliver letters to: Editor, The Observer, CWU, Bouillon Hall, Room 225, Ellensburg, WA 98926. Letters must be double-spaced, typewritten, signed and limited to two pages in length. We reserve the right to edit them for brevity. The Observer is published each Thursday during the school year, ex­ cluding holidays and final exam weeks. Editor JULIE SEIBERT Business Manager ANGIE MOSBRUCKER Scene Editor JUNE MAW Photography Editor DEAN DURANT Circulation Manager DARRYL HENNING Advertising Managers SUE HOBBS LESLIE CURRAN News Editor TIFFANY McCUTCHEON Sports Editor DANIEL STILLER Editorial Cartoonist MARKTREICK Illustrator JON HERMAN STAFF WRITERS—Michael J. Anderson, Nick Beaumont, Lionel G. Campos, Lisa R. Carter, Joe Czech, Jeanine Godfrey, Eric Holstrom, Nola Hutchison, David James, Duane LaRue, Jim Luidl„ Eric Lund- burg, Vicky Mata, Eileen Millbauer, Rick Monson, Duane Morris, Lynn K. Sellers, Pam Smith, Daisy Steele, Lauri Walker and Brian Zyl- stra. STAFF PHOTOGRAPHERS — Greg Rice, Sheridan Slater and Mel­ issa Underberg. AD STAFF — Lisa Aitken, Dinece Angelo, Vicky Asmussan, Km Attridge, Cherie Berthon, Ellen Brown, Kim Cast eel, Debbie Dorich, Greg Guidi, Steve King, Merrilee Moore, Clayton Oldham, Becky Sonnabend, Todd Suchan and Jamie Taylor. Advisor MILES TURNBULL Printing SHIELDS PRINTING, Yakima •:^Y,''YYY.Y-i YY: YYY.: y"y: 'H Y-'i " • • . • " • ' ' ' • •- "\..YY: .:Y :' • Y: -.Y'Y' ,'. • •vY: S, • ••••• - Y. .^ Thursday, May 7, 1987 The Observer — Page 3 ...or should we our focus? What student of any campus in any town hasn't com­ plained of the parking sit­ uation at his or her own university? The laments range from the unavailability of convenient park­ ing, to the outrageous fees, to the unfeeling patrols who ticket our cars, to the disreputable condition of the lots themselves. The columns of this paper have been filled — maybe overfilled — with damnation of the park­ ing situation. I must plead mea culpa. When I find myself parking in the Nicholson Pavilion lot in order to attend a class in Bouillon Hall, and then break a heel in the minefield that passes for a parking lot while rushing to class, I curse the ad­ ministration for the sadism that causes them to make me pay them for parking. Sometimes it seems to me that I should get hazardous duty pay just to venture on campus with a vehicle. But who hasn't heard ail this before? What I would like to propose, instead, is that maybe we bitch too much and maybe we are going about solving our problem in the wrong way. On a recent trip to Boulder, Colorado, I was convinced that our parking situation is Shangri-la compared to the parking situation at the Univer­ sity of Colorado. Granted, the University of Col­ orado is much larger than ours, but reason would tell me that they must have taken that into ac­ count when they planned their parking. Maybe they did, maybe they didn't. I can't say with certainty that they gave it any thought at all, however. At CU the students are forced to park 11 to 12 or more blocks from the school and are glad to find the parking at ail. In addition, they are charged for university parking in hopes that one day before they graduate they might get to use an on-campus parking stall. Unfortunately, on-campus parking means that students will still have to walk a half mile to class. Such are the tribulations.... After my offering in the "we don't have things so bad, after all" category, all I have to suggest is a partial solution at best. Indeed, the solution is part and parcel of another subject that has been extensively covered in our paper. I refer to the proposed bike lanes. This campus, like most others, has a large number of people who enjoy riding their bicycles. On the other hand, no provision has been made for safe passage of bikes and people on the same malls. Consequently, a common sight is mangled bike frames and equally mutilated people from the collisions caused by trying to mix people on feet with people on wheels. In this case, I'm all for segregation. Let's get the suggested bike lanes built. An inexpensive plan has been proposed. It is a plan that students could easily implement themselves. The cost is less than $1,000 and a weekend's worth of work painting lines. The result is more people on bicycles and fewer cars in the lots on warm fail and spring days. For winter, I guess we just hope there is enough snow to keep out-of-town students home! TIFFANY McCUTCHEON News Editor i. l... . - . ... __ mm, #• *• state, agahi To the Editor, May 7 has been declared by President Reagan "National Prayer Day." Frank­ ly, this upsets us. We do not understand why President Reagan needs to set a na­ tional date for a ritual that people can partake in whenever they please. What we believe President Reagan is once again doing is trying to impose religious views on the nation. President Reagan has tried to do this before with his views on abortion and prayer in schools. We are very offended. CHURCH AND STATE DON'T MIX! Signed - .Daniel K. White II Greg Flint Another view on censorship To the Editor Eric Lundberg's views on censorship are both correct and incorrect. I agree with the censorship theory of John Stuart Mills. This theory states that any form of communication that can make one individual think or change his/her - perspectives is ofvalue to societyasa wfobfe. , 1 •' ?*-• 4*' Lundberg's views are however based oh an all too typical American trait. A -belief in myth&~i He states that the majority rules in our self-governed state. This is what the Founding Fath^p did not want. A pure democracy leads to tyranny of the ma­ jority. The majority of Americans are Chris­ tian. If they were to run government they would be also, and probably would remove all opposition to their beliefs. Any majority would. If they were allowed to. I see the danger of the Meese Com­ mission as tyranny of the majority. Moral saviors for the non-believers. I however see an even larger danger in the misconception that we hold as truth, facts. We have the ability to check the facts and inform ourselves but do not. In the "You Make the Call" Tom Acker says that the people of the Soviet Union know nothing due to censorship. It is difficult to get information in the Soviet Union, but they try to get and use it. We have the information available but believe what we are told. If we don't use it we may lose it. Signed, Mark Wharton *• • on To Joy, Troy, and Erin, Let me "Make the Call" (regarding "You Make the Call", April 30,1987). I cannot believe what my eyes are reading. That educated people could first, admit they favor censorship, and second, consent to have their views printed to be seen by an at large univer­ sity population, is to me a travesty of our democracy. I am embarrassed for you three in trusting the government to censor broadcasting to any extent. I want to be apologetic in the event your responses were taken out of context. . Taken alone, I am afraid you students may be suffering a form of institutional retardation. Are you so conditioned that the Bill of Rights are immaterial to your narrow lifestyle, and are you true vic­ tims of thought control? Without going into a defense of your right to say anything you want to say, or without acclaiming this newspaper's gutsy decision to print your pictures, I must suggest to you at least two alter­ natives to begin a remedy for your peculiar situation: 1.Practice upon self- censorship. Know something of what you are talking about so that you can see how it suits you. And, 2. To put it in the vernacular, you need some "book learniriY' preferably some form of American Revolutionary history. Should you decide to rebut, being "subjects of ridicule, would you prefer a direct uncensored rebut or a censored rebut? After all, this paper may faH into the hands of an innocent juvenile, or worse. It may haye contained in it kmet£ing about what'our govetoment is doing. Signed, Mike Mercer Student Readers feel To the Editor We feel that Mark Treick's cartoon concerning surrogate motherhood, in the April 16 issue of the Observer, was in bad taste and just plain bad. It rein­ forced negative stereotypes of gays, in its depiction of them as swishy types in tight t-shirts and earrings, and implied that they are unfit as a whole to be parents. In addition to that, the cartoon doesn't relate at all to the issues concer­ ning surrogate motherhood which are in the news. It's just a cheap shot at gays. And as usual, doesn't say anything. Maybe Mark should stick to ripping off the P.I.'s Dave Horsey, like he did the week before. Greg Flint Dan White Lee Morgan H— May 7, 1987 Page 4The Observer NEWS Bill addresses campus commerce ¥: i ill &+:::• x i • • - •V •"... - :V: fiC-: mm - mm# m §jj mi :..v" iH • . • R\' .-A-"'*:. -V. '' 181 s# Vy.&Vyj: :£ ririiiWKVinn, mm M I a HERMAN By JAMES LUIDL Staff Writer The Washington State Senate just passed a bill that will have an effect on the commercial ac­ tivities that reside on campus. Senate Bill 5688 says that any commercial activities that are pursued on campus must be aimed at the educational mission of the institution. There are businesses in the Ellensburg community who have a serious interest in the bill. Local businesses in Ellensburg have formed a committee to support the bill, and to address the issue, of competition from on-campus business entities. Frank Erickson, owner of Art of Jewelry, and a spokesman for the committee, said that the commercial enterprises on Cen- Annual captures year's events By VICTORIN A MATA Staff Writer A picture is worth a thousand words, and to remember one's college experience, how about 170 pages full of captivating photos compiled in one special book? Well, thanks to a group of dedicated individuals, Central students will now be able to do what they couldn't do before. This year, students at Central will be able to recap the year's events in a yearbook. Promising to be of superior quality, the yearbook will feature pictures, stories and graphics that will captivate all areas of student life. "Ideally, a yearbook would be like a 'LIFE' magazine, with cap­ tive photos, real news stories, ef­ fective graphics," said Jane Rider. "This yearbook will feature these." Pictures of graduating seniors, group pictures of residence halls, clubs and organizations and candid shots of every possi­ ble part of student activities will fill the pages of the annual. The annual will include the three separate sections of events, activities and organizations. Rider said events featured will include almost every activity which took place this year, rang­ ing from the Robin Williams concert and instrument recitals, to soccer games and the ROTC program. Rider said the yearbook was available for purchase only dur­ ing fall and winter quarter, but because of the popular demand, a limited number is currently available to students. The price is $22 and can be ordered at the ASCWU promotion booth in the SUB. Originally the yearbook was to have been delivered in the spring, however delivery is now scheduled for the fall. Having the book as a fall edition allows the staff more time to give a thorough picture of the year. Had it have been a spring edi­ tion, not all the events would have received coverage, Rider said. Arrangements may be made to have the yearbook sent to students during the summer. Students, namely seniors, who have purchased a yearbook and wish to have their yearbook sent to them must make ar­ rangements for mailing at the ASCWU promo booth. A minimal fee will be charged. tral's campus are overstepping the bounds of the University's educational mission. He pointed to such examples as the Univer­ sity Store, the SUB cafeteria, Tent 'N Tube, the production center in Bouillon Hall and the Ware Fair. Erickson said a peti­ tion circulated in the communi­ ty showed that townspeople were 20 to one in favor of this bill. Erickson said that these businesses are involved in ac­ tivities that are unfair to local business and are in violation of the new bill. For instance, according to Erickson, the University Store should be selling materials that relate to the activities of the students and faculty only. These materials would include books and other material that students and faculty need to further to their educations. Erickson said that the Univer­ sity Store goes beyond that. They sell food, clothing, and have had such promotions as record rentals. He also pointed out that Computer Dimensions, a computer store in town, is leaving because they could not compete with the U-Store's competition. Erickson said that he believes that the same thing will happen here that occurred a Washington State University. The bookstore at WSU forced other privately owned bookstores out of business. Other businesses such as the Tent 'N Tube and the SUB cafeteria in no way contribute to the educational mission of the University, said Erickson. They are recreational services. One of the committee's big­ gest complaints has been the Ware Fair. Erickson claims that what he calls Faux (false) craft­ smen are allowed to participate at no charge and are able to sell their crafts at 50 to 70 percent under retail. Erickson also said that the Ware Fair also breaks its own rules when it allows com­ modities that are bought outside of the country to be sold. He pointed to the sale of sweaters made by the Indians of Uruguay. Erickson said, "About 10 years ago the University had two directions that they could go, and they picked the one that is unfair to local business. Erickson would rather see such activities like the Shakespearian Festival which is presented in Oregon each year. It is an international event that is put on by the University and benefits both the University and the town. Lastly, Erickson said that the complaints of local business have fallen on deaf ears. The committee was formed with the purpose of negotiating terms of business with the University. President Garrity disagrees with Erickson. Garrity said that your cannot compare WSU's problems with ours. "Their bookstore is a completely dif­ ferent creature than our bookstore." The University Store at Cen­ tral is run by Auxiliary Services. It is a state entity and is run as a nonprofit organization. Any pro­ fits that it does make are put back into Auxiliary Services to improve services for the students. As for the educationanal mis­ sion, Garrity said, "We could simply sell books and materials for all courses and laboratories on campus. The problem is, the store would go broke, and then there would be no service. And that would not serve the students." Garrity also pointed out that sales of computers at the U-Store are limited to faculty and students. They have to sign an agreement that states that they will not sell the computer or parts of it for a stipulated time period after purchase. The University Store receives a special price for computers so that they can sell them to students at a low price. "And that is serving an educational mission," said Garrity. As for the Tent 'N Tube and the SUB cafeteria, those are stu­ dent run facilities under the auspices of the Associated Students of Central Washington University. They serve the recreational needs of the students, as well as giving them experience and jobs. It is a ser­ vice for the students. Garrity also pointed out that the craftsmen at the Ware Fair do not get their space free. They have to pay a fee to rent the space. According to the Ware Fair rule book, businesses have to pay a $20 fee and a percentage of sales. There are also addi­ tional fees for exceeding the assigned space limit. Garrity said that any business has the opportunity to sign up for Ware Fair. He also said, "What is a Fauxcraftsman? They have a right to sell their crafts, and there are local businesses that participate in the Fair." Many of the food stands are University clubs that are raising funds to further their activities. Garrity also said that each business must sign a contract that they are following the rules. "I can't say that we have been able to enforce the rules 100 per­ cent of the time, but an effort is Please see Commerce page 9 Thursday, May 7, 1987 The Observer — Page 5 CWU students plus ' ' i-y-'-'. -•^y--, • ix ' ' Y-x- .Art :'i •: , iyyy.' "y '-'y ..r ' V. - .•• • i,# - - •: ,'r~ ,. . . * • •n ' -: ..i. v - **• m {y) »' -r-/'- •' - - \'PX^/yi:ky-• ..- u. -• : a' V". ? "• ' ' 'V-1 ••• •i j •.'• ' :*f ••: 1 SULB uals summer By NICK BEAUMONT Staff Writer The Central Washington University Mathematics Department has some freshman and sophomore level courses scheduled for the summer that may be of interest to new or continuing students whose major may be benefited by knowledge of numbers and mathematical processes. For the full session, aside from the upper level courses designed for teachers, the department has planned to offer four courses. Math 101, Math in the Modern World, is a five credit class that will begin at 11 a.m. This course assumes no strong math background, and will deal with simple math applications that peo­ ple encounter every day. This course meets the breadth requirements of the University. Math 130.2, Finite Mathematics, is a five credit course, beginning at 9:50 a.m. It meets the Basic requirements. Math 161, Intermediate Algebra, is five credits, and the starting point for higher math courses like precalculus and statistics. It assumes some familiari­ ty with algebra. Math 163.1, Precalculus Mathematics I, also five credits, begins at 8:40 a.m. Math 161 or the equivalent is the prere­ quisite, or a suitable Math Placement Test Score. For students with strength in algebra, this is a calculus prepartory course. Anyone whose field of study does or may involve figures should note these Please see Math page 9 We, at The University Store, would like to join in CWU Dining Service's Deep-sea Daze celebration with a 20% OFF SALE FOR ANY FISH RELATED MERCHANDIZE IIH THE STORE You'll find a great catch of cookbooks, coloring books, postcards, mugs, and more in our fish bin. AND FRIDAY ONLY HOMEMADE FISH COOKIES 204 EACH OR 3 FOR 50t WHILE SUPPLY LASTS If you love fish then The University Store is the spot to drop your line during CL k\ HC, * CWU YOUR SCHOLARSHIP SEARCH IS OVER TRAIN ONE WEEKEND—A—MONTH AT YOUR LOCAL ARMY NATIONAL GUARD ARMORY AND RECEIVE THE FOLLOWING BENEFITS: •a $2,000 CASH BONUS, will be paid to you when you complete basic training. "^THE NEW Gl BILL, wili pay you up to $140 a month while attending CWU. JfTHE STUDENT LOAN REPAYMENT PROGRAM, will pay up to 65% of your student loans plus the interest. A MONTHLY PAYCHECK. [WASHINGTON NATIONAL GUARD YOUR HOME TOWN SERVICE for more information call Dale Angerman at 925-2933 or stop by the Army National Guard Armory on 7th & Poplar K- . .Vr" €• Thursday, May 7,1987 6 — The Observer 4 Sallie Mae consolidates loans By C. RICHARD MONSON Staff Writer Legislation enacted last October has provided for the reinstatement of stu­ dent loan consolidation programs. These programs are designed for former students who will have, or are having, difficulty meeting their cumulative financial obligations. This difficulty is not uncommon since many students often have monthly repayments on two or more outstan­ ding student loans. Those eligible for loan consolidation programs can have their monthly payments reduced by as much as 40 percent, according to the Student Loan Marketing Association (Sallie Mae(. To be eligible for one of Sallie Mae's consolidation or "Smart Loan" account options, three qualifications must be met. First, the former student must already be repaying any outstanding loans, or still be in the grace period after leaving school, or less than 90 days delinquent in the repayment schedule. Second, at least one of the loans must be owned by Sallie Mae, or certification must be produced showing the inability of the loan-owning companies to in­ stitute a consolidation program. Last, a minimum debt of $5000 must have beem acquired through the Guaranteed Student Loan program, Na­ tional Direct Student Loans, Health Pro­ fessions Student Loans, and/or Aux­ iliary Loans to Assist Studeents. A combined payment plan is offered to those involved with loans from Health Education Assistance and who have qualified for a"Smart Loan." The plan would satisfy both obligations with one monthly payment. Length of repayment and interest rate are determined by the loan option chosen. Length of repayment can vary from 10 to 25 years, but the interest rate is most often set at nine percent. The options are grouped into two dif­ ferent formats. The first of the two is a graduated repayment plan, taking into account one's projected income growth and the second offers payments that re­ main the same until the loan is repaid. Sallie Mae initiated a similar program half a decade ago and was very suc­ cessful until the term of authorization expired, according to Sallie Mae of­ ficials, Nancy Grand and Ross Klein- man. "The corporation consolidated $400 million worth of student loans for 33,000 students." Also, during the last five years, earn­ ings have grown at an average rate of 56 percent, and Sallie Mae has financed $23 billion worth of loans for nine million students. One of the reasons for the success of Sallie Mae is that it enjoys certain ad­ vantages over other corporations, accor­ ding to "Smart Loan" officials. The nearly risk-free loans are supported directly or indirectly by agencies of the Federal Government. They also, because of government support, are protected from varying interest rates. According to Money magazine, ex­ perts are predicting, for the next five years, an average yearly increase in ear­ nings for Sallie Mae at 20 percent. This stockholder-owned corporation is con­ sidered by Money magazine to be one of the most lucrative safe bets open for investment. Information about the Sallie Mae "Smart Loan" program is not available at the financial aid office. Contact Sallie Mae directly. To do so, call Nancy Grand at (202) 298-3015, or Ross Klein- man at (202) 298 3013 or write to Stu­ dent Loan Marketing Association, 1050 Thomas Jefferson St., N.W., Washington D.C. 20007. BOD endorses Gorbachev letter By LIONEL G. CAMPOS Staff Writer General Sec. M. Gorbachev Kremlin Moscow, U.S.S.R. Dear General Sec. M. Gorbachev, We, the Associated Students of Central Washington University's Board of Directors, wish to inform you of our opinion dealing with your religious policies. We are pleased to see that your country is becoming more tolerant of the people who wish to practice the teachings and beliefs of their religion. We ask, however, that you become more open with your borders and give more exit visas to those who wish to leave. We thank you for your time. Sincerely, Dated May 1, and signed by the members of the ASCWU Board of Directors, the letter was written with the intention of sending it to Moscow. Alex Taub, a freshman in the Emerg­ ing Leaders program, first approached Central Office Equipment • RIBBONS • and lift-off tapes for all typewriters Full-line Of all student supplies 925-4444 111E. 4th Ave, across from Maurices ear after year, quarter after quarter, Fidelity Union Life offers the most accepted, most popular life insurance)program on campuses all over America. Find out why. Call the Fidelity Union Life agent in your area: life 708 E 8TH AVENUE. IN THE PLAZA ELLENSBURG. WASHINGTON 98926 Don Cleman LIFE INSURANCE Bus: 925-4175 Res: 925-2336 the BOD with a letter addressed to General Secretary Mikhail Gorbachev. Taub asked the BOD to endorse the let­ ter and send it to the Soviet leader. Little said that Russian issues in­ directly affect the lives of CWU students. The board was elected to deal" with issues which directly affect Cen­ tral students, and because the letter did not, Little said chaos soon followed. On­ ly after a 3 to 1 vote (with 2 abstentions) did the BOD decide to send the letter. ASCWU President Mike Little said at first the BOD did not know how to react. Describing their actions as chaotic, Little said they had no policy to follow and were unsure if they should send the letter. Little said that because the letter pro­ moted American ideals and reflected what the board considered a majority of the views of Central students, the letter was sent. However, to be better prepared for other issues which indirectly affect Central students, Little has drawn up a policy he hopes will be accepted. Little said dealing with issues which indirectly affect students is healthy for the board, but would be something which would remain on the "backburner". "We're just getting our toes wet with this," Little said. "If the students like it we'll continue, but if they don't like it, we will discontinue." Voting that the letter be sent were Mike Kaiser, Mark Shriner, and Steve Feller. Voting against it was Caryn Hanan, and abstaining were Scott Lemert and Carolyn Carver. Little's policy requires that before any action be taken on an issue which doesn't directly affect Central students, the board must have the consent of 4 of the 7 voting members, leaving little room for abstentions. OUR STUDENT LOANS MAKE THE GRADE. \ Guaranteed Student Loans for graduates and undergraduates. No interest payments until after gradu­ ation or withdrawal. Up to ten years to pay back at just 8% annual percentage rate? Payments as low as $50 per month. Maximum loan amounts: $2,625 Freshmen/Sophomores $4,000 Juniors/Seniors $7,500 Graduate Students Ask your school's financial aid office for an appli- &&lSY9r 0311 ^ ^1 of the family at affSaMe e out to ma^e ^our education more This rate does not necessarily apply to students with existing loans. Washington Mutual The friend of the family Wisfungton Mutual Swings Bank Member FDtC Mutual Financial Group By TIFFANY McCUTCHEON News Editor Editor's note: Special thanks to the University Relations Office for contributed information. If you have information about an in­ dividual or group who deserves recognition, call Tiffany at the Observer, 963-1026. People Jerry O'Gorman, a benefits ad­ ministrator in personnel and benefits at Central, is interested in forming a scuba diving club. Anyone interested may reach him by calling 963-1204. Kyle J. Dean, a CWU junior, has been appointed by the Associated Students of CWU Board of Directors to serve on the Academic Computing Committee. Dr. Donald White, chairman of Central Washington University music department, attended a festival of con­ temporary music at Texas Christian University. The concert was entirely devoted to White's compositions for chamber groups, symphonies, bands and choirs. Grammy award nominee, Ernestine Anderson, will perform Saturday, May 9, at 8 p.m. in Nicholson Pavilion. Anderson will be accompanied by Central's jazz band and vocal jazz emsemble. The guest speaker for commence­ ment on June 13 will be J. Herman Blake from Tougaloo College in Tougaloo, Mississippi. More than 860 graduate and undergraduate students will graduate from Central this year. Six students became charter members of the Central Washington University chapter of Sigma Pi Sigma national physics honors society at a May 2 ceremony. The students are: John Collins, Roslyn, senior majoring in physics Steven Feller, Bellingham, junior ma­ joring in physics Patricia Jensen, Auburn, senior majoring in physics Brian Wood, Pateros, senior majoring in physics, Craig Engel, Ellensburg, junior majoring in physics and CHICKEN FILLET OFFER GOOD MAY 1—lO C'mon in for the DAIRY QUEEN® Chicken Fillet Sandwich. We'll serve you up a juicy, tender breast fillet—nothing but all white meat. Our Chicken Fillet Sandwich is seasoned just right, and cooked up moist and flavorful, served complete with mayon­ naise and lettuce. Who else could make it for you like DAIRY QUEEN®? Try a Chicken Fillet Sandwich at your participating DAIRY QUEEN® BRAZIER® store today. MTRUfVOUINHT West Interchange brazier Georgine Christensen, Ellensburg, graduate student majoring in education. Students with grades in the top one- third of their class, and who have com­ pleted five quarters of physics coursework are eligible for member­ ship, according to Dr. Robert Mit­ chell, Sigma Pi Sigma faculty adviser. Events The alumni office will be sponsoring a class tree dedication on June 12 at 5:15 p.m. Alumni Affairs will also be sponsor­ ing an Honors Convocation for those graduating with honors. For more infor­ mation, call the Alumni Affairs office at 963-2752. of unclaimed property now in the possession of the department. Among items to be auctioned are bicycles, household goods, clothing, watches and miscellaneous items. AD items will be sold to the highest bidder. An open house honoring CWU biology professor Janet Lowe is slated Thursday, May 14 from 2 to 4 p.m. in the Grupe Conference Center. The reception, hosted by the biolgy department, is in honor of Lowe's retirement which will be effective in August. Lowe has been a member of the faculty since 1949, and she directed the University's allied health science pro­ gram from 1972 to 1981. An informal public reception honor­ ing Dr. Lawrence Danton is schedul­ ed for Friday, May 15 on the CWU campus. Danton is resigning this sum­ mer from the position of business and economics school dean. Cocktails and hors d'oeuvres will be served from 5 to 7 p.m. at the gathering in Grupe Conference Center, hosted by the Central B&E school. On May 16, at 10 a.m. in the metal Danton will be off-campus during the building immediately south of Student 1987-88 academic year, on a profes- Viliage parking lot, between 14th and sional leave. He will rejoin the Central 18th on Alder Street, the Campus Safety B&E teaching faculty the following Department will hold a public auction year. Kittitas Valley Community Hospital is sponsoring a program on KCWU, Channel 2, from the American Society. The program, Breast Cancer Detec­ tion and Awareness, will be airing from 8 to 9 p.m. on Wednesday, May 13 and Thrusday, May 21. Community Relations Coordinator Judy Alumbaugh, from KVCH, will moderate the discussion. 28 pages, the Observer's way of never having to say you're sorry Sunshine Special 24-11oz Bottles '• / Heidelberg Beer Albertsons Price effective May? -121 Wai#Rjjr 10th and Alder Arts & crafts, Mothers Daygifts, food, live entertainment. Bring the Folks! May 7,8,9,1987 10a.m.-5p.m. in the Sub. Sf-^ii' W •tv-"- •••C ••• ' . ,.... _ • , I'-..-• •V It®-- •v•••• •'.•'•• ••••••'• • Club competes at 'Kona Spokana' weekend By NOLA HUTCHISON Staff Writer "It was a natural high, but it was over so soon!" said David Sharp, member of Central Washington University's Ad Club. Accompanied by faculty adviser Alan Taylor, 10 club members recently took a trip to Spokane to participate in the National Student Advertising Com­ petition. The "Kona Spokana Weekend," sponsored by the American Advertising Federation was hosted by the people at Cavanaugh's Inn at the Park. The students travelled to Spokane to present the highlights of the ad cam­ paign they had created for the AAF na­ tional sponsor, General Motors. Four advertising executives from Seattle, Los Angeles, San Francisco and Portland served as judges for the competition. Throughout the past year, the Ad Club designed a complete advertising campaign for GM's Chevrolet Cavalier. Five members of the club outlined the club's creative efforts in a twenty- minute presentation, complete with slides and original graphics and music by Central students. ' 'There was so much work involved,'' said Club President Terry Schliesman. "But if I had the chance, I'd definitely do it again. It was a real learning ex­ perience." A total of 11 universities were represented, including schools from Washington, Oregon, Montana, Idaho, Alaska and Canada. The University of Washington walked away with first place, taking the trophy from three-time winner, the University of Oregon. Each team was judged on their presentation as well as a 50-page booklet and creative supplement which mmmm mm iMllS wmMlMm u V QJ J3 O u iS u XI VH V T3 C D (0 8 =3 is CAVALIER ATTITUDE — Central's Ad Club Chevrolet Cavalier. The National competition was In members brainstorm an advertising campaign for Spokane was submitted several weeks earlier. The written material serves to explain all the details of the campaign. Included in the pages, among other things, were a situation analysis, primary and secondary research fin­ dings, defined marketing strategies and proposed media purchases. TTie students spent time researching the Cavalier, administering their own surveys and focus group sessions, and brainstorming for ideas'. V, - fills p. iS t: "I think we came up with a really ex­ citing campaign," Vice President Don­ na Stevens said.' 'But with what I know now, there's a million things I'd like to do differently." Although Central's team didn't place, all members are pleased with the entire experience of the club's first competi­ tion. The Ad Club, created just over a year ago by Alan Taylor and Glenn Cassidy, president of the Yakima Ad Club, has come a long way. Members returning in the fall are op- tomistic about next year's competition, which will take place in Billings, Mon­ tana. While not creating an ad campaign for competition, Ad Club hosts guest speakers from surrounding com­ munities and participates in necessary fundraising events. The club is open to all students, and is especially interesting for those majoring in public relations, marketing, broadcast, advertising and graphic design. er s :vte£- 'pecia CHOCOLATE ROSES 'A PRICE ONLY $1.25 EACH The University 5tore can help you find the perfect Mother's Day gift from our large selection of books and other gift items. : Nothing says Mother's Day like gifts from Ostrander's Drug Billfolds, Olfiteh Parses, ley Cases by Prtnceti Gardner Letter & Note Stationary by Ecton t C.R. Gibson $|75 Art of Chokin E®3SCS tiv fitele 8 linden $1258# KattttT Sej etiates - S1S-SS Tristtl ( 9tet}a Sum (r«iBtii.egtsi7.es Over 129 Fragrances Fer Her % -F -J: GrouP Snch lunem names as: Chanel, Ambaib, Matachabelll Nina Rtnt, Vanderbllt, Lenreia, Calvin Klein, Sbalimkr, Aifigt, Oscarde la Renta, Ceara, Wind Seng, Cachet, Kryatle, Estea Lander, le Jardlet, Emeratsde, Chantilly & tnanny, many more. byOfegori linden A Good elite Lites by Irving W. 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Almost any type of drug abuse program will, at least for now, work to satisfy legislative re­ quirements, though. more about Walking ENTREES Carved Baron of Beef Quiche Lorraine Mexican Cheese Torte Sausage Links Scrambled Eggs Country Fried Potatoes Chinese Style Chicken DESSERTS Fresh Hot Sweet Rolls Cherry & Cream Filled Chocolate Crepes Chocolate Mousse Eclairs, , Blueberry Cobbler Cakes Assorted Pastries $7.95 Adults $6.95 Seniors $ .50 per year for kids under 12 SALADS & FRUITS Fresh Fruits Red Potato Salad Fresh Asparagus Salad Marinated Tomatoes & Mushrooms Fresh Spinach Salad Special 'Mother's Day' Crab Salad Reservations Recommended from page 1 volume of oxygen consumed during exercise, or V02. V02 measures car­ diovascular efficiency, which is the efficiency of the body's transport system. To measure V02 levels throughout the study, participants were given four tests. Each test consisted of walking one mile for a given amount of time as fast as possible and then recording pulse rates. "These tests allowed us to see how the body was adapting to the increas­ ed workload placed upon it. The pre to post physical fitness levels did in­ crease," stated Boy ungs. We are' now accepting student applications for COMPUTER PROGRAMMER/ANALYST APPRENTICE POSITIONS -5 Si •' ¥ V • -v * Auxiliary Services Computing is now accepting applications for our Computer Programmer/Analyst Apprentice Program. We presently need qualified students to assist our professional staff with design, development, testing, implementation, and maintenance of information systems. These positions will involve working with staff in Computer Services and Auxiliary Services areas. On-the-job training will increase the knowledge and experience of the selected individuals. Employment opportunities between academic quarters and during the summer will be available for those who successfully • demonstrate acceptable programming and consultation abilities. QUALIFICATIONS (Minimum) 1. Preference will be given to students with actual work experience, full or part-time, in computer programming, consulting, or other data processing field and to those who will be enrolled during the 1987-88 academic year. * 2. Current enrollment as a full-time CWU student during spring quarter 1987 and able to work a minimum of 15 hours per week, including some weekends during the academic year, and 40 hours per week during the summer break. 3. Students must demonstrate proficiency in the use of DEC VAX equipment, and experience with microcomputers. One position is open having the additional qualifications: I. Standard Computer Apprentice This position requires that the student currently be majoring in either Information Systems, Computer Science or a computer related study. Applicants must be able to use more than one programming language and have experience using data base management tools. Starting wage is $4.80 per hour. Compensation for summer employment will be at a higher rate (appropriate Civil Service salary). Position will advance to Lead Programmer for The Conference Center after summer employment. Applications will be available only at the Office of Auxiliary Services, Barge Hall, Room 201, during regular office hours. Let us help you put your talent to work and money in your pocket. Applications will be accepted until 5 p.m., Friday, May 15, 1987. Auxiliary Services Computing — more about Commerce from page 4 made to see that the rules are abided by." Finally, Garrity said that the views of the business community do not fall on deaf ears. The University has been in contact with the Ellensburg Chamber of Commerce for years. They represent the Ellensburg community. "The University is sensitive to the concerns of the community and we have consulted them on business issues. We have not always been right, but we try the best that we can," said Garrity. The bill will probably not have much impact on the situation at Central. Ac­ cording to Garrity, the process is what will be affected. Procedures will have to be more formalized. The bill will re­ quire that the University work with the business community in a more mean­ ingful way. The University will con­ tinue to work with the Chamber of Commerce. .. .. v S3 : :• more about Math from page 5 bffetings if they plan to stay the sum­ mer since the classes are usually in high demand during the regular academic year. Dr. Fred Cutlip, chairman of the mathematics department, says, "This is an opportunity for new or continuing Central students to take courses often closed by enrollment pressures during the academic year, in smaller sessions, and at the more relaxed pace of summer offerings." Cutlip says these summer offerings are a test in themselves, saying "Next year's offerings will be influenced by how well these are received." . Summer registration is currently in progress and will continue until the first of June. Registration information is available in Mitchell Hall, and informa­ tion about the math department offer­ ings can be obtained by contacting Dr. Cutlip at 963-2103. Hi Mom! Happy Mother's ^3 Day from the Observer staff : V-..1-'---v- '.3 : - -v-v.-.- / : U' ' • r):- 10 — The Observer Thursday, May 7, 1987 WELCOME PARENTS! WE SAVE SAVE SAVE SAVE SAVE E SAVE SAVE SAVE SAVE SAVE J SAVE SAVE SAVE SAVE SAVE & I P I io IZ I BOWL 2 GAMES - GET THE 3RD GAME FREE! £ 1 coupon per customer VALUABLE COUPON FRAZZINI'S PIZZA PLACE "The Best Pizza In Ellenshurg" $2.00 Off Any Large Pizza Fast Free Pizza Delivery We accept any local Pizza Restaurant Coupons Hours: Wed. 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Thursday, May 7, 1987 The Observer — Page 11 Ghimps change volunteers' lives By DAISY STEELE Staff Writer Thirteen Central students work in one of the most unique labs in the United States. The chimpanzee lab located on the third floor of the pyschology building is the only lab where chimpanzees communicate us­ ing American Sign Language. These thirteen students who are volunteers, work-study students, and graduate students are assisting in research that in­ cludes the study of chimpanzee langugage acquisition with a continual emphasis on the research's application for the treatment of non- communicating children and communication problems in general. Duties in the lab include col­ lecting, interpreting and analyz­ ing the actions and behaviors of the chimps, cleaning cages, feeding the chimps, playing and socializing with the chimps and fundraising. MONKEYING AROUND — Volunteers feed and take data on "Loulis" and four other chimps in their lab in the Psychology Building. Working with the five chimps, Washoe, Moja, Tatu, Dar and Loulis is definitely rewarding,"says graduate stu­ dent Mark Bodamer. "I've learned more about another be­ ing that is biologically, physiologically and chemically the closest thing to man on earth. I've learned to respect and appreciate another life form,'' says Bodamer. Bodamer is researching the private signing chimps in which the chimps sign to themselves much like humans talk to themselves. With a grant from National Geographic, Bodamer is trying to discover why they sign to themelves when they are alone and what it means for his master thesis. After submitting a progress report Bodamer, will receive another year's support to continue the research. Heidi Shaw, a senior with a double major in animal behavior and German, says "It's all really interesting because it's like I'm part of an ongoing research pro­ gram that has a history. It's.not an egotistical feeling but every once in awhile I just sit back and think 'Wow!'" Shaw says she definitely en­ joys the social interaction with the chimps the most. "It's like having five best friends," she says. Shaw, who has been in­ terested in chimps since she was little, began working in the chimp lab at the beginning of her freshman year. She plans to get a masters at Central in animal behavior and then leave to acquire her doctorate. Ultimately, she would like to return and work for the program as a fulltime researcher. "I enjoy just sitting and wat­ ching the group interact as a whole." says Regan Eberhart, a sophomore majoring in geography. Eberhart feels he has acquired a broader idea of what life is. "If you only know people, how can you relate yourself to where you fit in with the rest of the world? Humans are just part of the entire life cy­ cle." explains Eberhart. Eberhart began working in the chimp lab his freshmen year. He hopes to continue working in the lab whenever he has the time even though he is majoring geography. "Idoitjustforfun." explains Eberhart. "Working in the chimp lab has changed my way of viewing people and their interactions in relationships with each other." says Mary Lee Abshire. Abshire is a graduate student for­ mulating a thesis on the enrich­ ment of the chimp's environ­ ment. Chimp enrichment in­ volves providing the chimps with things to do such as books, drawing materials, and toys. Chimps who are provided with an enriched environment are happier, healthier and saner. Abshire hopes to provide data that other labs can use. After completing her masters at Cen­ tral, Abshire plans to acquire her doctorate at the University of Reno in Nevada where the chimp project orginally began. She then would like to return to Central and continue working in the lab. The students working in the lab have all appreciate the philosophy emphasized in the chimp lab., "You take the animal on their own terms." "They come first, it's not the science, if you have to put off the science for awhile to give them a little social interaction, then you do it. Thats more important."Shaw says. "If you take the humble approach and responsive and receptive to what the chimps have to offer and don't go in with any preconceived notions, the chimps will show you their potentials." says Bodamer. In working with the chimps all the students agreed that the chimps have a definite per­ sonalities. "You can see the per­ sonalities by watching the chimps talk about, how they act, how they socializes with us, and how they socialize with each other. Loulis likes to play around Tatu prefers to relax." Shaw says. "Everyday they do something different." notes Ab­ shire. "There is a real interac­ tion between the chimps themselves." comments Eberhart. "When one chimp gets upset with another, Washoe will go in and straighten things out." Eberhart says. The rewards that come with working in the lab are numerous. "The. stuff I've benefited from most in the lab hasn't been the scientific but the" personal growth and rewards. I'm much more aware of the the non verbal communication that occurs between animals as well as between humans. It helps me read people."says Shaw. "I have an appreciation for good research that is rational and moral. I think that's very impor­ tant." comments Bodamer. "I think the minute you go in the lab and look at the chimps in the eye and spend some quiet time with them it touches you right away. I've really become at­ tached tothem." says Bodamer. All the students emphasize that the lab is not restricted to any special group of people. "It's really open to anybody who has interest because it's interesting to get other people's views and ideas." says Shaw. There are a lot of things people can do and it really doesn't matter what you're majoring in. Students in­ terested in working in the chimp lab need to fill out an applica­ tion, enroll in a psychology Please see Chimps page 17 Jazzist Anderson keeps up with the beat Grandmother of six to jazz up Ellensburg Information courtesy of UNIVERSITY RELATIONS Jazz singer, Ernestine Ander­ son, twice nominated for a Grammy award, sill perform at Central Washington University on Saturday at 8 p.m. in Nicholson Pavilion. Anderson will be accom­ panied by the award-winning CWU jazz band and vocal jazz ensemble, coached by Central's Jazz Maestro, John Moawad. Recognized for her energetic style, Anderson has been described by one critic as belting out both pop and blues with such conviction that even the blues sound joyful. Another critic says of Ander­ son, "she comes out swinging with a smile on her face and the obvious intention of having a good time entertaining her listeners." A critic on the Seattle Times commented, "Her shows have moved audiences to spon­ taneously join and sing along, for Ernestine brings the crowd right into tune." The 58-year-old Anderson began her career after entering a talent contest at the age of 12. "The piano player asked me what key I sang in, and I didn't know, so I said 'O—and was wrong. But my grandma had told me, 'To be professional, when you start singing, don't stop nine times out of ten, peo­ ple won't know the difference anyway.' So I was shaking in my boots, but I kept singing. The key was wrong for me, so I went all around the melody, and when I finished, one of the musicians told me I was a jazz singer." Since that day, Anderson has sang her way through Europe and the U.S. In the late '40's she traveled with Johnny Otis, Ed­ die Haywood and Russell Jac- quet and in 1952 she performed with Clifford Brown, Art Farmer, Benny Golson, Quincy Jones and Monk Montgomery. From her Seattle home, Anderson travels not only to sing, but also to conduct workshops and vocal jazz clinics in universities and high schools. Anderson's performance at Central is sponsored by the CWU Foundation and the ASCWU. Tickets are $4, students and senior citizens, $6, general and $10, reserved and can be purchased at Berry's, Shapiro's and the SUB Informa­ tion Booth. WWwm WM?/. WM V.. .'. " . ' .-/i 'I , - ^ ^ '//• A ' •?/ ' !•?• m c o "3 £ V e 5 §* I cu JAZZING IT UP — Ernestine Anderson will share her talents at Parent's Weekend. r .vt~.V- : • - - Page 12 — The Observer Thursday, May 7, 1987 Secrecy and denial cannot co-exist with a world without rape -v..'-' ® - . /"••• • By EILEEN MILLBAUER Staff Writer One in five females is raped and one in ten is physically harmed. This was just one of the startling facts Caren Adams revealed to an audience in the SUB pit on April 29 during Sexuality Awareness Week. Adams, writer of several books on sexual assault, spoke about a world without rape and how to achieve that. She began her speech with reports dating from 1984 from college cam­ puses across the nation. The bottom line of these reports was: dating is a dangerous practice. "Researchers concluded it happened because 'the ground rules for dating are ambiguous'," said Adams. A survey funded by Ms. Magazine, reaching more than 7,000 students found: 1 in 5 women are raped by someone they know 3/4 of rape Victims didn't identify their experience as rape , \ : ••• 3/4 were between the ages of, 15-21 &hd the average age was 18 50 percent of the men said they Would rape someone if they knew v. they, wouldn't,get caught ~ . -•"ii SO percent of the men said undeneer- tain circumstances it is justifiable to use physical force, however, they didn't say tfiey wQ^id.^.. . | Gfne of the most afnazing statistics this study brought out and Adams men­ tioned, was 50 percent of the women said there are justifiable reasons for men to use force to get sex. "Some examples would be the man paying for an expensive dinner or buy­ ing the girl a gift," explained Adams. These are ordinary men and women operating in an ordinary social context. "So what we can conclude," said Adams, "is that there is something wrong with that social context. "Secrecy and denial was how society dealt with rape in the past. A whole series of myths contributed to the no­ tion that rape happened only on very rare occasions." According to Adams, these myths in­ clude: Women accuse men of rape to get- revenge Women bring it on themselves by what they wear and where they are Men gari't help it It only happens to bad people One major key to a world without r&pe, Adams said, is to not deny that rape exists. ' "Denial and secrecy, protects. Think­ ing ^£out sexual abuse, sex, violence arid people's ability ^ to' hurt others creates anxiety. We don't like to be anx­ ious, we don't like to think about it and when we don't, we are relieved." v&yer, continued Adams, denial a rapist because racists deny rape." When a person engages in some type of WANTED Photographers & Photo Editor for Observer Staff Fall 87 COM 468 Questions??? See Miles TurnbuH POETS—This Is Your Chance! In June, the Observer is publishing a four page Poetry Forum of student poems. Poetry writers are Kencouraged to submit entries to the Observer office, Bouillon, Room 225 or drop them in the envelope £ outside Room 220. Entry deadline is May 22. No more than three entries per writer please. $ non-consenting sexual relations, the person has to deal with internal conflict that must be resolved, explained Adams. "They do this by believing in those myths," said Adams, "by believing the woman wanted it." Adams explained further that we keep secret' 'the history of rape as a pro­ perty crime the influence of racism and classism on violence the influence of TV and the media on violence how often alcohol is involved in rape and most in­ formation about sex. ' 'We've broken through the first layer of secrecy. Women and children and Going along with something because you want to fit in with the group is be­ ing deceived and feeling bad is not con­ sent," she said. "If you can't say 'no' comfortably, then 'yes' has no meaning. If you are unwilling to accept 'no' then 'yes' has no meaning." In Adams' world without rape, peer pressure would work against rape. "Rapists would be identified as rapists and held responsible for the harm they do," said Adams. "Rape, especially gang rape, wouldn't be glorified or misrepresented." J-J Secrecy and denial was how society dealt with rape in the past. A whole series of myths contributed to the notion that rape only happened on very rare occasions. —Caren Adams parents are frightened." People, Adams said, are beginning to speak out and act. What would it take to turn the world into one without rape? Adams believes a clearer definition of consent is a good place to start. "Consent is based on choice. Consent is active, not passive. Consent is possi­ ble only when there is equal power. Giving in because of fear is not consent. A world without rape would mean a new social context, said Adams. No secrets about what consent is. No ques­ tions about what happened on the date 1st night when it involved sexual aggres­ sion. "Names, names. Women would tell each bther and men what happened to : thein &rid who did if," concluded Adams. , . ^6 l 8 I Monday May 18th Nicholson Pavilion 8 p.m. Tickets On Sale at: The SUB Information Booth, C.W.U. Stereocraft Thursday, May 7, 1987 The Observer — Page 13 Squad flip-flops into new year By LAURI WALKER Staff Writer Flipping and flopping, twisting and touching, yelling and promoting. Cen­ tral's cheerleaders for 1987-1988 hope to do it all. After an exhausting day of try outs, five men and five women were chosen to represent the wildcats in all their athletic endeavors. The new squad con­ sists of five returning members, Kathy Anderson, Mark Adams, Rocco Laman- na, Tony Seabolt and Dave Housh and five members new to the squad, Kathy Brown, Ann Feeney, Nancy Halverson, Bruce McDowell and Laurie Schenck. These ten individuals have a long year ahead of them, as cheerleading will take much of their time and freedom. The selection process for new cheerleaders is a difficult one, lasting all day. This year, tryouts began at 8 a.m. and finished at 5 p.m. It was five hours of grueling and emotional work. Those hours were spent learning new cheers, dance routines and performing for the judges. Over 35 hopefuls com­ peted and the choice of only ten was made after two cuts. According to past captain and current advisor, Brian Mohoric, the first half of the day is spent teaching the prospec­ tive candidates a new cheer. In order to compete, all the applicants must have developed a dance routine of their own so they show their stuff to the judges. The first cut is then based on how well the cheerleaders learned the initial cheer and performed their own routine. The second cut begins in the latter half of the day with the remaining can­ didates learning a dance routine. The judges again base their decison on how well it is performed. The tryouts are only the beginning of the hard work and long hours the cheerleaders put in. While spring quarter is the easiest, six hours a week are still set aside for practice so squad members can get to know each other and their abilities. However, the slim hurs quickly come to an end as the cheerleaders will be expected to put in 10-20 hours during football and basket­ ball seasons. According to Mohoric, budgeting of time is an important aspect of being a cheerleader. "It takes a lot of dedication to cheer," he said. While almost everybody sees the cheer squad pump up the crowd at athletic events, few know about the behind the scenes hours they put in. Occassionally there are speaking engagements that one or more of the squad attends or functions that the boosters sponsor which require their at- tendence, not to mention the posters and fundraisers which the squad is responsible for. Fundraising is important since cheerleaders are only budgeted enough money to cover some travel expenses and the U.S.A. cheer camp they travel to each year. Members must come up with money for uniform expenditures which Mohoric says can cost anywhere from $200 to $300 and some travel expenses. If die squad wants to travel to Kansas THREE CHEERS — Central's new cheerleaders are rectify to promote 1987-1988 CWU sports. Gty, as they did this year to support the the new squad. basketball team at nationals, they must Hie new squad will show their stuff earn the money. To do this, they plan a publically in their first official perfor- variety of fundraisers. A raffle during mance at the Student Appreciation Din- Parent's Weekend will be the first for ner on June 3. .. -i--•• • t • •TV with Ernestine Anderson, Grammy Nominated Jazz Performer Accompanied by CWU Jazz Band and Choir f Sub Ballroom 8:00 pm Saturday May 9th Tickets Available at SUB Information Booth Student $4.00 General $6.00 Reserved $10.00 presented by ASCWU and CWU Foundation •Mi . -0$ "By , ..6W. 111- i-t'-''A- - -• m ms:-. '"•'"Vv . ' .• • • •m. 14 — The Observer Thursday, May 7, 1987 You don't have to look too far for entertainment in Ellensburg By JEANINE GODFREY Staff Writer Entertainment is a year long pursuit and spring quarter is no exception. To top off what has already been a suc­ cessful year, ASCWU Performing Arts Coordinator, A1 Holman, has scheduled a variety of entertainers ranging from jazz to comedy to good old rock and roll. Excitement is building over our next major entertainer, Eddie Money. Per­ forming classics such as "Two Tickets to Paradise" and his current hit single, "I Want to Go Back," this should be a great show. Tickets are on sale now at the SUB in­ formation booth and so far, one thou­ sand of the 3,400 tickets have been sold. Holman sees this concert as "a good way to cap off a good year." Moving on after two years as Performing Arts Coordinator, Holman says the work is demanding but the experience and the unique opportunities made it well worth his time. Headlining Parent's Weekend enter­ tainment is Grammy nominated jazz singer, Ernestine Anderson, accom­ panied by the CWU jazz band and choir. Even if your parents don't show up this weekend, you might still want to attend. Student tickets for this show are abailable at the information booth for $4. Some comic relief will be coming this way on May 13 in the usual noontime hang-out, the SUB pit. Portland comic, Brad Upton, extended his college circuit to Central for the first time. If you're willing to travel for good entertainment, there are some exciting events planned at the Champs de Brionne winery in Quincy, just 40 miles from Ellensburg. On May 23, the one and only Chuck Berry will perform in the winery's out­ door amphitheatre, overlooking the Columbia River. If you're looking for a unique gradua­ tion celebration, why not try the legen­ dary Ray Charles. He will perform at the winery on June 13, and no one needs to ask seniors what day that is. Holmes keeps afloat with Deep Sea Daze By PAMELA SMITH Staff Writer Wrapping-up this weeks Deep-Sea Daze presented by the CWU Dining Hall Services is an outdoor barbeque with plenty of entertainment, contests, attractions and seafood. The event, a perfect way to start off the Parents Weekend, begins at 4:45 on Barto Lawn. At the barbeque students will have a chance to make a drowned rat out of some familiar faces on campus. A dunk tank will give you an opportunity to drench individuals from professors to dining hall managers. Some who will not be anxiously awaiting the bullseye shot are Tom Ogg and Carter Babcock, Dining Hall service management Health Education professor, Ken Briggs and professors Warren and Libby Street. The cost is $1 for three throws and the proceeds will go to the American Heart Association. What does a Merman look like? You can find out at the Merman Contest also held during the barbeque. Any guy who thinks he knows what a Merman looks like can dress up like one and compete in the contest for prizes. These Mermen have a chance to model their Mermen costumes and answer Sea Trivia questions. The winner will receive a $25 certificate from the University Bookstore and a dinner for 12 sponsored by the Dining Hall. All in­ terested men can stop by the Dining Hall Service Office and sign-up. Other assorted relay races and games tomorrow at the barbeque will include the Bucket Race, Fly Casting, and the Squirt Gun Relay. The menu will feature barbequed salmon, clams in the shell, and fish kabobs, along with other inviting dishes from the sea and land. "The Deep-Sea Daze has been part of a promotion by Dining Services to make college students aware that there is a lot of variety in seafood besides the regular fishwich," said Dining Services Nutritionalist, Judy Heesacker. To promote delicious nutrition this week, the dining hall arranged several activities ranging from open-mike fish stories during the lunch hours to show­ ing the movie "Jaws" while serving shark at dinner. Students also had the opportunity to taste other exotic varieties of fish such as swordfish and mahi mahi. The Observer— We deal exclusively with problems presented to us on a face to face basis. SCHEDULE or EVENTS 8:00pm- .. " V 9:00am- 8:00pm Spring Ware Fair 1987 0—I Afternoon Banner Contest 5:00pm- 8:00pm Parents Weekend Registration 6:30pm-ll:30pm Jazz Festival ^ President's Reception -V ^83- 1 'J *S.' CWU Drama Presentation of The Foreiger v.-:? 9:00am- 12:noon Parents Weekend regisration 9:00am- 5:00pm Spring Ware Fair 1987 9:30am- 5:00pm Jazz Festival 11:30am- 1:30pm Indoor Mardi Gras Luncheon 1:00pm- 4:00pm River Float 2:00pm- 3:00pm Residence Hall Open House CWU Drama Presentation of The Foreigner Ernestine Anderson with CWU Jazz Band and Choir * 8:00pm- 8:00pm- 10:00am- 12:30pm Mother's Day Brunch 1:00pm- 4:00pm River Float 5 • * is ~ % i.Z y ~V- . Thursday, May 7, 1987 'tV&.-V.-ttw mmm mmm lill mmmm WMV. ?y •mtm m tmmMmm mmm m x The Observer — Page 15 g Jazz students perform T ribute to Wenatchee Information courtesy of UNIVERSITY RELATIONS Central Washington University's third annual "Wenatchee Tribute" jazz concert on May 15 promises high- energy entertainment by the state's premier student jazz musicians. An evening of swinging classics and new sounds is in store beginning at 8 p.m. at the Wenatchee High School auditorium. John Moawad, professor of music, will direct Central's top jazz students—the award-winning 21-member vocal jazz ensemble. The concert is sponsored by the Wenatchee World, Wenatchee High School and CWU and proceeds will to to Chelan and Douglas County students who enroll at Central to study music. The concert is "a gesture of apprecia­ tion for the support Central receives year-round from the people of the Wenatchee Valley," says CWU Presi­ dent, Donald Garrity. Moawad has more than a quarter- century of public school and collegiate music conducting behind him. He directed high school concert bands and vocal groups at Stevenson and Nathan Hale High Schools during the 1960's, and since arriving at CWU, has con­ ducted concert, marching and pep bands in addition to starting the univer­ sity's now-famous jazz studies program. Moawad, the "Dean of Northwest Jazz Educators," was named Outstan­ ding U.S. Jazz Educator by the National Band Association last spring. Moawad has also received attention closer to home. He was named CWU's Distinguished Public Service Professor in 1984, the highest faculty honor con­ ferred by Central's Board of trustees. HAY!! Don't forget mom this Sunday, May 10! *: *. . i ' JAPAN FORTHESUMMER! Seattle to Tokyo $487-oneway or ^ / $720 -round trip v Round trip allows stay of 180 days All taxes Included. Global Travel Services 434 N. 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If you're one of those people, and s you'd like to know more about ' becoming a Northwestern Mutual . Life Agent, call - "/ District • * Dick Watters 509/457-1660 \ College Unit Director Dave Hendrix 509/925-1954 Greg Hall Eric Freeberg The Davidson Bldg. Building 103 E. 4th Suite 210 Ellensburg Mothers Sunday Brunch 9:00am - 3:00pr $4.95 Adults $3.95 Seniors and Chiropractor CHMOFMACTFIC CENTER 962-9796 1011 NORTH ALDER ® ELLENSBURG, WA 98926 So you want to be an Editor.... Hi Way Grille 111 W8th 962-9977 STEAKS HIOJAY GKILU If you think you might like the job, but have some ques­ tions, call Miles Trunbull at 936-1250. You'll never get an earlier chance than Fall quarter on the Observer. It is a salaried position and, a great mark on your resume. Applicants should be students at Central with pratical experience in news writing. No academic prerequisits. Submit your ap­ plication by May 21 at Bouillon Hall room 243. " ' . •r- '• -• Students repay parents with special weekend By PAMELA SMITH Staff Writer * "And the Beat Goes On..Central is readying itself for another successful three-day fete, Parents Weekend, 1987. The weekend's activities will be packed with activities parents and students alike can take part in. Sarah Martin, Parents Weekend coor­ dinator for the second consecutive year, said, "many parents spend so much time and money for their child's educa­ tion and this weekend is our chance, however small it may be, to return the favor." Friday's activities include a reception to welcome parents and students hosted by President Garrity and the Ellensburg Chamber of Commerce, and a Jazz Festival featuring over twenty high school jazz choirs and bands as well as Central's own vocal and instrumental jazz groups. The Drama Department is also in on the festivities. "The Deadly Game," a bittersweet comedy about prejudice in America, opens on Friday night. Saturday is an action packed day beginning with the continuation of the Jazz Festival at 9:30 a.m. For lunch, Summer Employment • Eam $6004- /week in cannery • Earn $8,00Q-$12,00CH- for 2 months on fishing vessel • Over8,000 openings • Male or female • No experience necessary • Ages 18-70+ To receive your 52-page employment booklet, send $6.95 to M&L Research, P.O. Box 84008, Seattle, WA 98124. The Observer invites applications for the position of Advertising Manager This is a paid position (commission on sales) and is open to students who can demonstrate experience t and/or a high level of interest in advertising sales and design. It makes a great mark on any resume. Submit letter of application, BY MAY 21 to: MILES TURNBULL Bouillon Hall, Rm. 243 FAMILY FUN — Parents and students alike enjoy CWU barbeques. parents and students can sample a taste of the Mardi Gras at Holmes Dining Hall. Entertainment, balloons, excellent food and a festive atmosphere will mark the celebration. The cost is $6:50 without a meal card and students with a meal card can eat for free. River floats for both days are schedul­ ed. Unfortunately, both are already sold-out. For those who were lucky enough to make reservations, the buses will depart at 1 p.m. for a scenic float down the Yakima. Saturday's final scheduled attraction is a powerful show performed by jazz singer Ernestine Anderson, twice nominated for a grammy award. Anderson will be accompanied by the award-winning CWU jazz band and vocal ensemble, the tickets are $4 for students, $6 general and $10 reserved. Don't let your parents leave on Sun­ day without attending the traditional Mother's Day Buffet Brunch in the SUB cafeteria. The cost for this more than plentiful brunch $5.25. Along with the Parents Weekend ac­ tivities, the annual spring Ware Fair is scheduled. Here's a chance to buy mom a gift if you haven't already done so. The Ware Fair begins today and runs through Saturday evening and is filled with vendors selling everything from pottery to jewelry and the ever-so- popular Elephant Ears. Be prepared for a jam-packed com­ munity this weekend. In addition to the over 500 parents expected and the several high schools in town for the Jazz Festival, the NAIA golf and track cham­ pionships are also taking place at Cen­ tral. lodging will be scarce. Give us your thoughts, and we may give you a new barbecue! The University Store Student Opinion Survey May 13/14, & 15 . -7 • '••J :S y!-' a': Wf. mm In an effort to improve The University Store's services, a questionnaire is being administered to participating students. Please be candid and direct in your responses. Completed questionnaires are to be turned in to a cashier, who will give you a raffle ticket. Write your name and/or student number on the ticket and drop it into the drawing bin. The winning ticket will be drawn on Friday, May 15, at 5 p.m. and posted at The University Store. If your ticket is drawn, and you are currently registered as a student at Central Washington University, you will win the grand prize: WIN A BRINKMANN SMOKE'N PIT BARBECUE! The retail value of the SMOKE'N PIT is $79.94! This incredibly versatile prize can be used as a pit smoker, a roaster, a barbecue grill, and a steamer. It also includes cooking tips and a recipe book. Drop by The University Store this week and see the barbecue on display and fill out a questionnaire. All you have to do for a chance to win the SMOKE'N PIT is just fill out a questionnaire and give it to one of the cashiers - it's that easy! 0(§fm:WMM0 Thursday, May 7, 1987 REVIEWS MUSIC- By DAVID JAMES Staff Writer Heavy metal is ugly music and it takes ugly people to play it right. That's why the members of Motorhead, who look like bikers from hell, are on par with Bach, while Jon Bon Jovi is a glorified Lawrence Welk. The members of the Cult are kind of ugly and so is their music. Their new album, "Electric," firmly establishes them as the best mainstream metal band since Bon Scot died and took AC/DC's career with him. This album rocks in a safe sort of way. The beat has enough power to provoke some unihibited brain smashing but overall the package is just a minor threat to the PMRC. Nothing here is up to the caliber of Metal Church or Megadeath, but the band never sinks to the level of, say, Cinderella in "Try­ ing to Avoid Trouble." What you get is a lot of solid rock with really stupid lyrics. My favorite line is: "Aphrodisiac jacket Napoleon machine gun." If you don't understand that one you must have missed something is high school but that's o.k. because in­ telligence has always been a foreign concept to any metal band worth it's weight in wattage. Vocalist Ian Astbury quotes a lot of sbdaes psychedelic bands like Pink Floyd and J^ersQn^Akjplaiiei.. "Mem- ph|| Hip Shake" owes its existence to Leid Zeppelin and the. band's wicked remake of 'Borii to be Wild" is worth th|f cost of the album alone, if only for Bijfy Duffy's lobotomizing guitar solo. Electric can be pretty well be sum­ med up this way: eleven songs with no ballads, two references to Satan, lots of nasty girls and plenty of mind bending guitar solos. This album sounds best played at high volume while your neighbors are tyring to sleep. Four stars. The latest from D.C.3 is called "You're Only As Blind As. Your Mind Can Be" and is made to order eighties college rock. This means dreamy medium and uptempo rockers heavy on the guitar with distracted vocals and a touch of psychedelia and country twang. There is a bit too much of this stuff around right now, but these guys play it well. Five of the nine cuts on this album are really hot, including the jazzy in­ strumental "Baby, You Know Where I Live," "Sweet Buttercup," a love song to a sixteen year old set to a late sixties pop-rock type beat and the rockabilly "(I'll Never) Kill Myself Over You." In addition to.the innovative guitar work on these songs, there is some bar­ relhouse piano and organ work. The rest of this album is made up of well structured filler, the exception be­ ing the title cut which sounds like a series of unfinished song ideas strung together. Still, D.C.3 shows alot of potential with this record. Give them three and a half stars and keep your eye on them. MOVIES— -r$- By MICHAEL J. ANDERSON Staff Writer . • •[ * J , . i. ' v" • Thank you to Alternate Channel Video store for the use of a VCR and video tapes. RADIO & TELEVISION m a ^SPRI&G%': RECORD - TAPE -COMPACT DISC SALE s RECORDS & TAPES LIST ^[$5.99 ALL RECORDS & TAPES LIST 99 ALL COMPACT DISC'S LIST 3 99 I "SPRINGINTOSPRING" with new tunes SALE GOOD THRU MAY 22 "GOOD TUNES MAKE GOOD TIMES" RADIO & TELEVISION 417 N. PEARL ST. 925-1828 ^2 lA V\\§ in a free concert with DONNA BAUGHMAN Friday, May 8th, 7:30 p.m HAL HOLMES CENTER Tough Guys stars Kurt Douglas and Burt Lancaster as two outlaws who have spent the last thirty years of their lives in prison. Now that they are released they want to experience the things they missed while in jail. But things are not happy on the out­ side. Many of their friends and the places they know are gone. People treat them as either incompetent babies or detestable slime. After this kind of treat­ ment, plus the worst case of future shock you'll ever see, they decide to throw in the towel and become outlaws again. Seeing Kurt and Burt together is a marvelous experience. They have the perfect chemistry for a team and I hope this isn't their last effort. My favorite is Kurt Douglas. He has it all humor, style and an imposing presence. I hope I look as good as he does when I reach his age. Unfortunately, this duo are the only things that make this film run. It's not that the film was done badly,Just bland­ ly. It has the feel of a TV movie just before a commercial break. In a weird way the film feels older than the two stars look. But anyway, it does have Kurt and Burt (even their names go together) and some interesting things to say about old age. Well, I saw Hoosiers the other day and I was impressed.I do not like films about sports and I hate films about highschool sports. But I like Hoosiers. It's an excellently done film about a small basketball team that-won the state finals in Indiana. The team has nothing but problems. Their coach, played by Gene Hackman, has ^ reputation for getting in trouble and the town locals want him to stop coaching. The best ball player in the state wonjt play on the team. And the father of The Observer — Page 17 another player is a hopeless drunk, yet knows more about basketball than any of the town ninnies. Hackman must overcome these and other problems to win. He does, but not just the problem of winning big, but also the personal problems of the peo­ ple around him and himself. That's why I like this film. Ultimate­ ly, it's not about sports, but about peo­ ple. The actors are all top of the line and make their characters a little special from the normal cliches. This film has the look of 1951 and of small, musty gyms. The sports footage was also excellent. Overall, this is a fine film. I like it and think it deserves a good review, even if I do hate sports films. more about ChlmpS from page 11 course taught by Dr. Fouts, read the re­ quired handouts and books on the background of the project and chimps in the wild, andtake one quarter of sign language. "They are always looking for people to work in the lab." says Eberh^.JPg'feghmen and a sophmores are especially encouraged to apply. . "I think it's a really rewarding ex­ perience and I think anyone who has the interest, time and commitment should get involved with the lab because they'll get so much out of it.."says AbsMre. "We're lucky because the facility is here an$ it's something people should take advanj tage of." • ......- • AVOID THE i Cj.fl V .e PIZZA fi v Meet the NOID'.M He loves to ruin your pizza. He makes your pizza cold, or late, or he squashes your pizza box so the cheese gets stuck to the top. With one call to Domino's Pizza, you can avoid" the ' NOID. So. when you Want hot, delicious, quality pizza delivered in less than 30 minutes, One call does it all!" 925-6941 505 N. Pine Hours: 11am-lam Sun.-Thurs. 1 lam-2am Fri. & Sat. 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Only 160 left. #S Vvy Drop Box " -J: v $22 Check to CWU Yearbook-Then Mail or Drop By o 11 -CASHIERS OFFICE Second Floor Mitchell Hall o* SUB- 102 Promo Booth LWU The Observer — Page 19 Thursday, May 7 WARE FAIR—All day at the SUB. TRACK—NAIA District 1 Championships (Men & Wom£n). All day at Tomlinson Field. GOLF—NAIA District 1 Championships. All day at Bellingham. CONCERT Chamber Wind Ensemble. Larry Gookin, Conductor, Henry Charles Smith, Guest Conductor and performer. 8 p.m. at Hertz Recital Hall. Friday, May 8 . • • r -' • WARE FAIR-All day in theS BASEBALI^-NAIA Ditfri* announced. - GOLF—NAIA District 1 TRACK—NAIA District day at Tomlinson Field. CLUB SENATE—2 p.m. at SUB Room :.a?:?•£::: ''S'3y'vV, Sunday, May 10 PARENT'S WEEKEND—All day. Various activities scheduled. RECITAL—Chris Poole and Rick MacDermid, Trombones. 8 p.m. at Hertz Recital Hall. Tuesday, May 12 • - ' . ' KNDO- : •: • -B3' «»Kg»IK ' -ir SiSilfi CENTRAL TODAY—With Guy Solomon. 7:25 a.m. on TV, Channel 3 & 23. Ws LECTURE—"Perspectives on Ancient History: Old Wine in New , Bottles." By Solomon Katz, University of Washington professor emeritus. 4 p.m. at Hertz Recital Hall. JAPANESE CONVERSATION GROUP-7 p.m. at the L & L Conference Room. k:mwm , • mm^r^' Wednesday, May 13 CENTRAL TODAY-With Guy Solomon. 7:25 a.m. on KNDO- JAZZ—High School Invitational Festival. 4 p.m. at Hertz Recital Hall. • • • *• - - •••• - • .••'CvvV :• DRAMA—"The Foreigner." 8 p.m. at McConnell Auditorium. $4, general, $3 students. ' - - - Saturday, May 9 TV, Channel 3 & 23. CONCERT—Madrigal Singers. Directed by Sydney Nesselroad. a i P-m- at Hertz Recital Hall. ' • " "• '•. • -: 5-ftaSS g • -s: • JAZZ NIGHT-Featuring Ernestine Anderson. John Moawad, Director. 8 p.m. at Nicholson Pavilion. $4, students, $6, general, $10, . reserved. ^Thursday, May 14 PACIFIC RIM LECTURE— "Shodb aiid L*' Nozu, visiting profess* Michaelson Room 103. lllftli my- i-~y • t£ ' Nozu, visiting professor from Shimane University. 3:30 p.m. at RECITAL—Joint Senior Recital. Paul Wagner, piano, and Barney Blough, French horn. 8 p.m. at Hertz Recital Hall. - Central's Career Planning and Placement Center (CPPC), located in Barge 105, invites students to visit the center to register for service, maintain a current file, keep posted on campus in­ terviewing and current jobs and to discuss concerns regarding career goals. The following school districts will be on campus interviewing educa­ tion candidates: Longview School District for Special Education, Music and Elementary Education on May 8. Rialto Unified School District for Elementary, Secondary and Special Education on May 8. Federal Way School District (group meeting) on May 21. The following businesses will be conducting interviews on campus: Pfizer Pharmaceutical for Sales, Representatives on May 11. Bristol-Meyers Products for Sales Representatives on May 15. First Investors for Management Trainees on May 19. Taco Bell for Career Management in Colorado and California on May 21. Sign-up schedules are posted one week, to the day, before the arrival of the interviewers. Alaska fishery jobs Pelican Seafood interviews will be on May 21. Sign up in advance at the Place­ ment Center. Peace Corps recruiting j ~ p A representative will be recruiting at the Placement Center on May 12 & 13. Sign up in advance. Military Recruiting A U.S. Army recruiter will be in the SUB with a video presentation on May 13, 29 and June 10. Job Search Workshops Workshops on Getting Started, Resume Writing and Interviewing will be from 4-5 p.m. on May 12,13 and 14 at Shaw-Smyser Room 105. Teach Overseas Friends of World Teaching has infor­ mation on teaching positions for elementary through university educators in over 140 foreign countries. Write to P.O. Box 1049, San Diego, CA, 92112-1049. Ping Pong Tournament Enter the SUB Games Room ping pong tournament on Wednesday May 13 at 7 p.m. Entry fee is $1.50. Sign up Substance Abuse Support Group Do you need help with an alcohol or drug problem and feel you could benefit by meeting with other students with the same problem? The Substance Abuse Support Group can help. Meetings are private and joining the group is by referral only. Contact Deacon Meier at 963-1515 in the Stu­ dent Services office. Unplanned pregnancy? Ellensburg Birthright can help. Anonymous pregnancy testing, medical care and referral for professional counseling are some of the services they offer. Contact them at: Suite 202, 1808 Building, P.O. Box 52, Ellensburg. Or call: 962-6707. • r- • Summer School Pre-registration has started and will continue through June 1. Class schedules are available at Mitchell Hall. Pre-register early to guarantee classes. 10th Annual Bavarian Mai Run Registration forms for 20km, 12km and 3.5 km runs may be picked up in most Wenatchee Valley area sporting goods stores, the Leavenworth Chamber of Commerce or from P.O. Box 421, Leavenworth, Wash., 98826. The Leavenworth Mai Fest will be on Saturday, May 9. The $8 entry fee will include a T-shirt if received by May 5. Day of race registration is $10 with a T-shirt and $4 who wish to race for awards J-i-m now. ••frX -v • ?• • • • a-/. .-•mm m:rn . yyym: •y^ymtm- • • • y.-miQ •:• '•• " ' . '• :y^ C i 'k -jr-ft, . -fi- • V C\ -Vt.." : '-i' Page 20 — The Observer Thursday, May 7, 1987 SPORTS Look out sports world, the city of Seattle is coming to life Around the Horn with DAN STILLER Seattle sports have had it rough in recent years. The Sonics have sucked. The Mariners have sucked. The Seahawks 'quarterbacks have sucked. George Agyros does suck. But there may be joy in Mudville, uh Rainville, i mean Seattle, after all. Let's start with the Sonics being as their the team on a roll right now. At the start of the year, venerable and loud­ mouthed Celtic God-in-his- own-mind Red Auerbach I bluntly said that the Sonics would be lucky to win 15 games this season. As it now stands, it will be the battered Celtics who will be fortunate to make it as far in the playoffs as the formerly beleaguered Sonics. And things will only get bet­ ter for Bernie Bickerstaff and the boys. The Sonics already have a nucleus of three that I can compare with most any in the league. Chambers, McDaniel and Ellis form quite the explosive trio. Add pro­ mising Nate McMillan and solid Alton Lister to this group and you have a solid starting quintet. With an abundance of high draft picks acquired in ex­ change for notables like Gerald Henderson, the Supes, with the addition of a few first- round caliber players, will surely get deeper. The extra picks also give the team more trading ability — the speculated deal in which the Sonics would package Chambers and a first-rounder in an attempt to acquire Nets' forward Buck Williams is especially tempting. Regardless of how Seattle fares in the remainder of the Rocket series, or, if suc­ cessful there, how badly they lose to the Lakers, things will only get better for the men in green and gold. Moving on the the Mariners, it's becoming clear that they might make Seattle proud if, and only if, Seattle can keep them in Seattle. Dick Williams, with his harping on the impor­ tance of not walking enemy batters, seems to have the M's on the right track. As has been the case for a few years, the young talent is there, only now it is starting to produce. Most managers in baseball would love to have Mark Langston and Mike Moore in their rotation, and Scott Bank head is living up to the billing he received as an Olympian. Rey Quinones, Mike Kingery, Jim Presley, Scott Bradley, et al. are for real. The man who deserves much of the credit for the eventual turnaround is GM Dick Balder son. He took a lot of heat this winter for making the trades that brought Kingery, Bankhead, Quinones, Trujillo and Dennis Powell. Hindsight, they say, is 20/20, and Balderson looks pretty good in the rear view mirror. To get these players, Balderson dispatched Matt Young, Danny Tartabull, Spike Owen and David Henderson to various major league out­ posts. Young is 0-4, Spike and Hendu are cooling their heels on the Sox bench and Tar­ tabull is a cancer in the Royal clubhouse. Now, if the Mariners can just remain the Seattle Mariners, the Emerald City may see bonafide major league baseball for the first time. The Seahawks. Ah, the Seahawks. This is a team on the verge of greatness. They moved themselves one step closer to the top of the gridiron heap with a terrific draft. Stanford linebacker Dave Wyman could prove to be the steal of the year, Tom­ my Agee wasn't rated far behind teammates Bo Jackson and Brent Fullwood early in his career, Mark Moore is a bonafide All-American, and top-pick Tony Woods might not be Cornelius Ben­ nett, but he's a legitimate im­ pact player. After a decade of, to put it mildly, mediocrity, Seattle is close to taking its place with Los Angeles, Boston and New York as an honest-to- goodness big league city. Ex-Mariner Bobby Valentine is... Alive, well and living at Central By DUANE MORRIS Staff Writer The early years for the Seattle Mariners were tough years. Continually, they fought to climb out of the cellar of the American League West division. In 1978, an 18-year old short­ stop was fighting his way onto the Mariners roster after a suc­ cessful year in tflfeir farm system. Bobby Valentine arrived on the Mariner scene during the last month of the season in '78. The hot-hitting shorstop had been called up to the Mariners after a successful year that saw him start in A-ball and end up under the roof of the Kingdome. In between stops, Valentine led the Pacific Coast League (AAA) in both hitting and fielding percentage, earning his late season cup of coffee. "They gave me a ticket and I went, back then I didn't really care, I just wanted to play ball," says Valentine of his rise through the Seattle organization. Like most signees, Valentine was sent to the Mariners' A club to start his ascent to the majors. After only a week, Valentine was called up to AA. When the starting shortstop and his backup went down for the Mariners' AAA club, Valentine packed his bags for Spokane. Valentine, a Richland native, found life in Spokane to his lik­ ing. "I had a great time. Me and another guy bought a condo in Spokane. I went out and bought a brand new Corvette," remembers Valentine. While in Spokane, Valentine achieved the status of being one of the Indians' stars. ' 'I've had a lot of people who lived in Spokane that are at Central now, who come up to me and say, 'I knew you when you were there, I saw you play.' That's a good feeling," says Valentine. The majors were simply awesome for Valentine, now a student at Central. "You're in awe the whole time. Just being there in that atmosphere is unreal, you're pumped up all the time," says Valentine. "It was probably more than I ex­ pected." Valentine says the major league experience goes beyond doubles and double plays. "Everybody wants your autograph — they don't even know you and they still want it. Little kids admire you. I loved dealing with the kids, that was the best part," recalls Valentine. However, Valentine's career came to an end just as fast as it began. In his fourth major league game against the Chicago White Sox, Valentine turned the last doubleplay of his career. "I came across the bag, jumped in the air to avoid the guy who was trying to break it up, and when I landed, my knees just collapsed in," explains Valentine. Valentine suffered severe damage to his left knee, as well as partial damage to the right. After a long rehabilitation period, Valentine was set to pick up where he left off. His body, however, wasn't. "As soon as I started getting back into the sw­ ing of things, I hyperextended my elbow," says Valentine. The elbow injury was the final blow to Valentine and his dream. It wasn't an easy defeat to swallow, especially at an age when a baseball player is just beginning to develop. "TTiey (the Mariners) wanted me to go to spring training the following year. Then boom, just like that, in one day, it was all gone," reflects Valentine. "When you're 18, that's pretty hard to handle." Life after baseball wasn't an easy task for Valentine. At 18, he was left with only memories of playing in the big leagues. "I went for a year where I thought the world was a terrible place," says Valentine. "I thought, 'Why did this happen to me, I didn't deserve it.'" After bouncing around from job to job for four years, Valen­ tine landed in the Air Force. After spending two years on ac­ tive duty, Valentine came to Central as part of the ROTC pro­ gram. College has been a major ad­ justment for Valentine. "It's been really tough, especially when you're used to living your life by going to work and coming home with free time to do whatever you want to do," ex­ plains Valentine. "Now it's go to school, hit the books and try and take care of my Air Force commitment." The change has also given Valentine a chance to put his short career as a major leaguer into perspective. "I've realized that I made it farther than most young players ever dream of," says Valentine. "I look back and realize it was a once in a lifetime shot. I did the best job I could. Injuries are going to happen " Looking back, Valentine's on­ ly regret is not giving baseball another try after the injuries. "Basically, it was a mistake on my part that I didn't try to go back and play," says Valentine. "I guess I was just dissapointed and didn't think I could do it. I never really thought about going back until it was too late." As for the future, Valentine would love to return to the dia- Please see Majors page 24 PLAY AT THE PLATE (or something) CONFUSION REIGNS - Something happened here but no one knows quite what. Regardless, intramural playoffs are approaching and Observer game-of-the- week coverage begins next week. Thursday, May 7, 1987 The Observer — Page 21 * .. • lliiil u.: x v. MAY 11-12,1987 10 AM - 3 PM GLASS RINGS IN THE SUB Dftpositfiequtad I I I I !| !8 I I I I RAINIER $4.39 12PackGlass One coupon P^|^x P( igsMay 10 ' 1987 cougon WE QUIT! YOU SAVE! 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Shortstop Marc Greeley broke out of a weekend slump in a big way, going five for five in the opener, driving in four runs with a double and a homer. Pitching was another key in the sweep as six pitchers combined to hold the Loggers to a total of six hits on the day. On the other hand, pitching was a major problem for the winless Loggers as their pitchers surrendered 24 walks in the two games. Earlier in the week, the hot hitting that had carried the Wildcat team much of the season suddenly turned frigid and the result almost had a devestating effect on the NAIA District 1 playoff picture. The 'Cats post-season forced themselves into having to play UPS following five straight losses in six games, dropping them from first place and an automatic berth to a must win situation against the lowly Loggers on Tuesday. Instead, the playoffs will be hosted by Whit worth, who clinched the District 1 title Saturday by sweeping Central 9-0 and 5-3 in Spokane. On Sunday, the 'Cats were swept again, this time by Eastern Washington, 7-4 and 7-1, at Cheney in a non-conference twin bill. The only Wildcat victory last week came against Pacific Lutheran, a 9:3 triumph in the opener of a doubleheader at Tomlinson Field. The Lutes won the second game 6-4 in nine innings. In the opener against PLU, Central pitching ace Bill Wells struck out seven Lute batters and scattered seven hits enroute to his fourth victory in six deci­ sions. The 'Cats capitalized on two Lute miscues in the second inning to score five runs. With one out, Marc Greeley singled, Kelly Montoya reached base on an error, and Rick McGrath walked to load the bases. Andy Kimple was safe on another error to score Greeley and Chris Johnson followed with a grand slam home run over the left field fence. They added a pair of runs in the third frame and two more in the sixth inning. PLU had five errors and Central plated six unearned runs in the contest. The second game took extra innings to decide before PLU's Jenks hit a two- run homer in the ninth inning to send Central on its losing skid. PLU committed five more errors, but the 'Cats were unable to take advantage and only led 1-0 after five innings. In the sixth, the Lutes jumped on Wildcat starter Carl Casperson for four runs, two on a double squeeze play, to grab a 4-1 lead. "We had a breakdown and didn't ex­ ecute like I believe we should have on the double squeeze play and two runs scored as a result," Central coach Ken Wilson said. "We needed a pitch up- and-in, an unhittable, pitch, but we never got it. Even once the bunt was layed down we didn't execute and had another breakdown." The 'Cats came back in their half of the sixth to knot the score at 4-apiece on a three-run double by McGrath. Then the week's hitting woes began as they managed only one hit in the three re­ maining frames. "If we would have swung the bat, it wouldn't have come down to the dou­ ble squeeze play," Wilson said. "We had our chances in the seventh, eighth and ninth innings, but didn't hit the ball." The lack of hits was even more evi­ dent in the four game series in Spokane and Cheney. The 'Cats slumped to a mere 25 hits the entire weekend, none going for home runs. On Saturday, Whitworth pitcher Ed­ die Eugenio tossed a four-hit shutout, 9-0, to claim his second victory against Central in as many weeks. Eugenio got all the support he needed early as the Pirates chased Central pitcher Jay Peterson for three runs in the first inn­ ing. "We didn't hit like we should have against Whitworth," Wilson observed. "We couldn't get consistent hitting in particular situations and that hurts." For Whitworth, Eddie Beloate had three hits and Troy Anderson broke a school record by belting his eleventh home run of the season in the second in­ ning to lead the way. Control problems by Central pitcher Wells (4-3) early in the second game spoiled an otherwise sterling outing. Wells allowed only three walks in the game, but two came during a Whit­ worth three-run rally in the first inning. Thw Wildcats pulled to within one, 3-2, in the fourth, but the Pirates responded with two in the bottom half of the inning to collect the sweep and nail down the top seed in the district 1 tournament. Whitworth, who had lost nine of their previous ten games, are 18-18 overall and 9-3 in district action. In Cheney on Sunday, it looked as thought the 'Cats might snap out of their slump in the first game of their non-district twin bill against against Eastern Washington, but a four-run se­ cond inning was easily erased and the Eagles won 7-4. Clutch hitting was again non-existant for Central in the second game. CWU left a total of ten runners on base and only came up with a single tally in the sixth inning to drop a fifth consecutive game, 7-1. Despite the losing streak, a bright spot for the 'Cats was an appearance by hurler Gregg Guidi. Guidi, who has been out for most of the year with an arm injury, pitched an inning in the first game against Eastern. "It's nice to see Gregg throwing again," Wilson said. "He hasn't thrown for over a month and it is good to have him back. It's going to help." Central finishes the regular season with an overall record of 16-21, but more importantly, an 8-4 district mark. Wilson said Wells, Casperson and Guidi will be probable starters against the Pirates. The district playoffs will begin Friday at Whitworth's Stannard Field in Spokane. If necessary, a third game will be played Saturday at 1 p.m. GET "BACK" INTO THE SWING OF THINGS! Linder Chiropractic Center Dr. Maynard Linder Dr. Sandy Linder Dr. Myron Linder 962—2570 1011 N. 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Head coach Spike Arlt expects the men's team to threaten Western's sixth title defense in a row. "If we don't win," Arlt said, "we'll scare the hell out of somebody." Assistant coach Keith Kellog said this district is loaded with good throwers, and he expects few, if any surprises in the hammer, discus, shot put and javelin events. He picks John Torrence Central's MVP last year, to defend his discus title and add a win in the ham­ mer. Kim Nix of Western will likely win the shot put for the third year in a row according to Kellog, But Central's Bill Wlaker beat him two weeks ago and has a realistic shot at the title. Kellog said Craig Stelling is, "head and shoulders above the rest of the field,'' in the javelin, but is hoping for placing points from Central throwers. In the jumping events, Arlt is looking for points and hoping for one or two wins. Freshman Scott Frick has not lost a high jump competition this year and hopes to extend his win streak through district. Jimmie Dillingham and Mike Blank will be Central's best hopes for a long jump victory, said Arlt, and both are definitely capable of scoring. No Central triple jumper has established himself this year as a district champion candidate, but Arlt is hoping to be pleasantly surprised if any 'Cats enter the event. He is also looking for points in the pole vault from John Verheyden and Tom Dixon. Both vaulters have If we don't win, we'll scare the hell out of somebody. —Spike Arlt slight foot injuries, but Arlt thinks that with a little luck, one or the other will come out on top. Dillingham will be Central's best pro­ spect in the sprints, said Arlt. "He's healed up and running well. He'll be in there." Bill Stenlund injured a hamstr­ ing earlier in the season but could be a factor if he competes in the sprints. Jim Gallagher will have tough competition from UPS' 400 meter runners — they hold the top four times in that event this year — but Gallagher has the fifth and could move up. Charles Chandler has the districts fastest time in the 110 high hurdles, and Arlt thinks he will defend the 110 title he won last year. Chandler will have company in the 110 hurdles, as well as the 400 intermediate hurdles, from John Arlt. Arlt lowered his best time in the 110 hurdles by half a second and finished ahead of Chandler in the 400 hurdles last week. Three Central men hold district best times in the long distance events: 10,000 meters — Neal Sturgeon, 30:57 5,000 meters — Dale King, 14:37 and 1,500 meters — Mike Pace, 3:52. Pace is every item in stock Good: Thursday 7, Friday 8, and Saturday 9 r Starting May 16 406 N. Pearl 925-5800 open 6am to 10pm RESTAURANT I Come by and visit us on 210 West 8 th Bllensburg 925-5644 it, after the 1,500. Both are fast, but Arlt believes they will be too tired to dominate the race. He feels they'll have a tough time holding off SFU's Sasha Nagy and Paul Thola who will probably be running fresh. Hugh Weber of Western holds the leading steeplechase time this year (9:18). Last year's champ Kevin Cathcart of Whitman also won the 1,500 and was named the meet's outstanding male competitor last year. However, he lost considerable training time after being assaulted during a training run, and he has yet to show last year's form. Cope Belmont placed third last year, and along with Shaun Barrow, is Central's best hope for a steeple vic­ tory. On the women's side, Central's best hope for a win comes from the 44100 relay team of Angela Wright, Heather Lucas, Lindsay Kountz and Donna Haupt. The team has won their last two outings and continued to lower their time. Wright also owns one of the fastest times in the district in the 100 meters, and has a chance of upsetting Western's Hollie Brown, Who owns the fastes 100 meter time this year. Lucas, a freshman, has been successful at events from the 44100 through the 1,500 and also the long jump. She will be a title threat in whatever event she enters. Karen Munger has consistently cleared 5'2'' in the high jump and is a sure bet to place with a shot at winning. Cross-country Ail-American Kim Burke has been lowering her times in distance races all year, and is looking to do well in the 3,000, 5,000, or 10,000. Events are scheduled from 9:00 a.m. to 7:25 p.m. tomorrow and 10:00 a.m. to 4:45 p.m. Saturday. The Decathlon began today at noon and the heptathlon began at 11:00 a.m. undefeated in his specialty this year and hopes to improve on his runner up finish in the 1985 1,500. King has not lost to another college runner in the 5,000 this year. He is the only college runner to beat Sturgeon in races over 1,500 meters. Arlt expects tough races in these events. He cites Rob Nelson of SFU as a 5,000 meter threat, Russ Cole of PLU in the 1,500, and Central's Tim Hyde, second last year in the 10,000, but he says the Central men are the ones to beat. 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Call toll-free today, atlB00222^30^^ s-ysHa*-—' ,/ • 1985 AT** AIST The right choice. : r - Thursday, May 7, 1987 The Observer — Page 25 Pettersen only winner is in dismal district show ww mmmm wmm FOREHAND — Rob Davis reached district quarter finals in doubles. The Uptown Cabaret, ^ in the Pagoda Restaurant ^ Corner of 3rd & Main 925-2181 Live Music and Dancing, Friday and Saturday Night with The SHREDS 9:30 p.m.-! :30 a.m. Brought to you by Ranch promotions Happy HouriFriday 8:30-9:30p.m. Ail drinks $1.009 All you can eat daily specials Dinner $4.8^ FREE DELI VERY! 925-2181 llllli JerroF S Book & Supply Store 111 East 8th St Etlensburg, Wa. 98926 (509) 925-9851 OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK By BRIAN ZYLSTRA Staff Writer There were no surprises in the NAIA District 1 tennis tournament last weekend at Central's Pavilion Courts. As many expected, Whitman cap­ tured the men's team title, while Puget Sound edged Pacific Lutheran for the women's team crown. Both winning squads advance to the NAIA national tournament at Kansas City, MO, May 18-22. The Whitman Missionaries walked away with the men's trophy for the se­ cond straight year by collecting 31 points as compared to PLU's 23. Lewis- Clark State placed third with 11 points followed by Seattle Pacific with eight, Whitworth seven, Central four and Puget Sound and Seattle both netting one point each. Whitman's Chris Gregersen defend­ ed his men's single crown by outlasting PLU's Randall Stradling in the final, 3-6, 7-5,6-2. In the men's doubles final, Gregersen and Dave Olaffson stopped Stradling and Jeff Allen, 7-6, 6-2. Frank Pettersen was the lone Central player to win a match. After earning a first round bye, CWU's top player scored a 3-6, 6-2, 6-2 win over Puget Sound's Jim Fredericks before falling to Stradling, 6-0, 6-2. Central tennis coach Jim Roberts said several Wildcat netters had tough draws in the first round, "but I think generally that things worked out pretty well," he said. In doubles, the Wildcat duo of Rob Davis and Brian Zylstra reached the quarterfinals before being ousted by Gregersen-Olaffson, 6-1, 6-1. After receiving a first-round bye, Davis- Zylstra edged Seattle's Kevin Wakasa- Walter Jackson, 6-7,6-3,6-4 to reach the quarters. In the women's competition, UPS re­ tained its title by the slightest of margins, finishing with 29 points, one more than PLU. Whitworth captured third with nine points, while Whitman had seven, Seat­ tle Pacific five, Central four and Seattle none. PLU's Carlyn Carlson won the singles title by stopping Puget Sound's Sharon Crowson, 6-2, 6-3. 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However, if the Wildcats' perfor­ mance at the Western Washington In­ vitational is any indication, they have yet to master those links. The 'Cats placed a disappointing fourth at the eight team WWU Invite, won by the host Vikings. In addition to defending champion Western and Central, Pacific Lutheran, Puget Sound, Simon Fraser and Whit­ man will compete at districts. Central Golf coach Frank Crimp said WWU is a strong favorite to again earn the lone berth to nationals at Tri-State University located in Angola, Ind., June 2-5. He also added that CWU and Simon Fraser will contend for the crown. However, Crimp said the 'Cats will have to play better to upend Western at the 54-hole tournament. "We'll have to buckle down and do better," said Crimp. "I know all the team's members can do it." He noted that the key will be all of the 'Cats posting scores in the 70's for each round of 18. In the WWU Invite, the Vikings posted a 623 to capture the team crown, followed by Bellevue CC with 629 and Simon Fraser 644. Central and British Columbia tied for fourth with 647 marks, while Western II finished with 660, UPS 718 and Everett CC 773. Western's A1 Patterson, who missed the UPS Invitational two weeks ago, shot a five-over-par 149 (75-74) to earn medalist honors. Robi Raab led CWU with a 154 (76-78), and Jeff Kent finshed with a 157 (82-75). "I was pleased Robi," Crimp said. "He was his usual consistent self. Jeff Kent also played well." Matt Massey, returning to action after missing the UPS Invite, posted a 165 (85-80), while Scot Thede had a 171 (87-84) and Tom Mueller 177 (92-85). Crimp said the Wildcats didn't play well, noting that the rainy and windy weather conditions contributed to the high scores for all the players in the tourney. 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Wait in our Antique Parlor! 507W. 8th 962-3524 Check out our fine sandwich selection and our excellent salad bar! I don't really want to rip my knob off I think I'll listen to KCAT. V © Thursday, May 7, 1987 more about Districts Crowsen gained a measure of revenge in the doubles final by pairing up with Lalani Magee for a 6-3, 6-7, 6-2 victory over Carlson and Robin Packzkowski. The singles and doubles champions in the men's and women's divisions ad­ vance to nationals. Robbie Gruhn led Central's single players by placing in the third round. Gruhn opened with a 7-5, 6-1 win over SPU's Chris Hills, then downed Toni Fenner of Whitworth, 6-4, 6-1, before from page 25 being eliminated by Pacific Lutheren's Kari Graves, 6-0, 6-2. CWU's Kathy Lange routed Seattle Pacific's Christine Card in the opening round, 6-2, 6-0, but then dropped a 7-5, 7-5 decision to PLU's Debbie Bilski. In doubles, Lange- Sherri Holmes scored a 6-1, 6-1 first round win over Whitman's Wendy Wright-Jill Locke, but lost in the next round to SPU's Nan­ cy Mitten- Adele Peterson, 6-3, 6-2. Prior to districts, the CWU men scored an 8-1 road win over Gonzaga April 29, then dropped an 8-1 home match to Green River Thursday to close out the regular season with a 4-8 record. Central's women's team began last week by dropping a 6-3 match to Whit­ worth that began in Ellensburg April 28 and was finished the next day at Spokane. Later that day, the Wildcats downed Gonzaga, 6-3. On Thursday, the women lost a 7-2 home match to Whitman. The match had been suspended April 10 with Whitman leading 4-2. Central finished the season with an 8-6 overall record. DESIGN US A LOGO AND YOU CAN PUT DESIGNS ON 200 DOLLARS! DESIGN A NEW UNIVERSITY STORE LOGO FOR THE 1987-88 SCHOOL YEAR AND WIN AS MUCH AS $200 WORTH OF UNIVERSITY STORE MERCHANDISE! RULES *?• -a-- -a- /•.' .V .v.-' . • • 1. All students, faculty, and staff of Central Washington _ University, except effiployeesofThej Umversity Store 'C"ind AuHiliia^ are eligible. 2. Applicants may enter more than one logo. 3. Logo should be one or two color only. 4. All entries must be received by The University Store before 4 p.m. on Friday, May 29, 1987. 5. If The University Store chooses to use the winning logo, its designer must sign a release of the logo for sole and unlimited use by The University Store before the bonus gift certificate will be awarded. 6. Gift certificates are good through December 31, 1987. 7. The winner will be announced June 4, 1987. The designer of the winning entry will receive a $100 gift certificate from The University Store, good toward the pur­ chase of any merchandise (including textbooks!). If the winning design is used by The University Store, a bonus of an additional $100 gift certificate will be awarded upon release of the logo for sole use by The University Store, Central Washington University. From the home office in Phoenix, Ariz., The Observer recom­ mends the Top 10 things not to say to Mom and Dad while they're in town this weekend: 1. That your dorm doubles as a free love commune. 2. That dining hall food tastes just like Mom's. 3. That you are transferring to Evergreen State next fall. 4. That Dad's looking a year older and 10 years heavier. 5. That The Observer is your kind of newspaper. 6. That you've met a special guy named Igor. 7. That the 4.0 you earned last quarter came in Activities classes. 8. That you're on a first-name basis with the bartender at the Hi-Way Grille. 9. That you'll be spending the sum­ mer in Tonasket. 10. 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