NEWS SCENE SPORTS Bring a banana, grenade / pg. 4 Going to Japan? Bring your own toilet / pg. 10 Volleyball takes second in UPS Invitational / pg. 14 Thursday October 11,1990 Central Washington University Vol. 9 No. 2 Shaw-Smyser remodel set back 2 years $6 million sought for asbestos removal by Jack Valko and Darla Hill Observer staff The remodeling of Shaw-Smyser Hall screeched to an extended but tempo­ rary halt last month when workers unexpectedly found larger quantities of asbestos than anticipated. The extra work of removing the can- cer-causing substance would only take an additional month to complete, said director of Facilities Planning Bill Ross — but the building will sit untouched for 14 months while Central obtains additional funding for its removal. ''We're in the process of preparing a capital budget request," but the earli­ est the funding would come through once the request is submitted is July 1 1991, Ross said. For now, Shaw-Smyser remains locked and vacant. A remodeling of the facility was un­ dertaken last summer to remove the asbestos from exposed areas, Ross said, when workers found unexpected amounts between the first and second floors in the Smyser end of the hall. Getting rid of it will be an extensive operation since the first-floor walls will need to be gutted, the asbestos removed _ and the interior rebuilt, Ross said. Asbestos is difficult to remove, he said. Workers have to wear protective gear to avoid breathing asbestos fibers that are stirred up when the substance is removed. These fibers, if inhaled, have been proven to cause lung cancer. During the refurbishing, the building will have to be brought up to structural, earthquake and wiring codes. Once the removal of asbestos is com- See ASBESTOS / pg. 2 Students won't stand for library hours Sit-in prompts sit-down with administrators I by J.R. Walker Staff reporter "sit-in" demonstra- tion organized Thursday rviphx. by Central's student Board of Directors to protest the library's new weeknight 10 p.m. closing hours produced a face-to-face meeting with university ad­ ministrators Monday. BOD President Dan Sutich met with Provost Robert Ed- ington Frank Schneider, dean of library services and Donald Schliesman, profes­ sor of education and dean of undergraduate studies, to look at possible alternatives to the reduction of hours. He said there would be an answer by tomorrow. Sutich called the demon­ stration "representing the students." University President Donald Garrity called it "grandstanding." The protest grew out of a memo circulated throughout campus Sept. 14 by Schneider, who announced the change in library hours from a midnight to 10 p.m. closing time. The new hours went into ef­ fect Sept. 20. "WHS* Christopher Stone/The Observer Student Board of Directors officers, including (left to right) Lorna Jackson, Russell Johansen, Dan Sutich, David Vinther and Jennifer Fisher, present their demands for increased library hours to reference librarian Patrick McLaughlin last Thursday night. Sutich said the BOD came up with the sit-in idea two weeks ago and kept it low- profile until Thursday night. That night they informed ev­ ery student studying in the library about the protest and asked for their support. Students congregated shortly before 10 p.m. in the "fishbowl" area on the second floor of the building. When, the lights flickered, warning that the library was about to close, students remained while BOD members dis­ played signs that read: "Keep the library open 'til mid­ night," and "10 o'clock too early — reinstate midnight." While library workers looked on, BOD members went to the phone shortly afterlO p.m. to present their demands. The BOD had petitions with approximately 1,000 student signatures protesting the early closing of the library. A letter also accompanied the petitions, requesting a meet- See PROTEST / pg. 3 Leone Bicchieri As efforts saved a lot of people's lives' by Samantha Swain Staff reporter Central anthropology profes­ sor Marco Bicchieri and his wife, Barbara, received dis­ tressing news Oct. 3 — their son, a church volunteer in Nicaragua, was publibly beaten by Contra rebels and had since disappeared. But later that day three vol­ unteers from Witness For Peace, a worldwide ministry relief organization, found Le­ one Bicchieri roughed up but not seriously injured, and on Oct. 4 his parents were able to talk to him by telephone. Leone, 27, has been in Nica­ ragua for two years as a volun­ teer with WFP and the Catho­ lic church organizing coopera­ tives for reforestation and agricultural development. According to information See BICCHIERI / pg. 4 [Master's plan draws mixed reviews Higher wages, more time in school await education students by Jenny Mathews and Helen Foley Staff reporters A university proposal will require education students to attend Central, which graduates more teacher candi­ dates than any other university in the state, for five years and one quarter before obtaining their teacher certifica­ tion and master's degree, said Dr. Jimmie Applegate, Central's dean of professional studies. Students usually take from four to Requirements for teacher certifica- five years to get their bachelor's degree tion may soon be raised at Central, and and continuing certification, as a result so may starting teacher "It's a chance for us (Central) to get salaries. out of a traditional mode of preparing teachers, " said Dr. Ronald Frye, the education department's director of cer- tificiation. "It will be an opportunity to improve an already excellent program." There is some disagreement among education students about the plan, however. "It (the proposal) sounds good on paper...it would be nice if it were an option," junior Amy Goodman said. Goodman said if all education stu­ dents are required to abide by the proposal's guidelines, "it will knock the pins out of people's plans." Many stu­ dents already attend college for five years to receive a four-year degree. Goodman sees many students spend­ ing seven years to receive the five-year degree. Another student, Cheri Bortleson, said the proposal is a good idea. » "You can get your degree all at once. You don't have to go back," Bortleson said. Applegate said the plan has an economic incentive: Gov. Booth Gard­ ner is behind the masters proposal and is asking for an increase in the starting See MASTER'S / pg. 2
Page 2 Thursday, October 11,1990 The Observer Displacement of classes will extend at least 14 months From ASBESTOS / pg. 1 plete, other planned remodel­ ing work will be done in the hall, Ross said. Included is replacing the entire electrical system, providing new heat­ ing, ventilation and air-condi- tioning systems, and remodel­ ing all rooms. M[The project] should be com­ pleted around October 1992," said Ross — about 15 months later than first aniticipated. That also coincides with an intended remodeling and reno­ vation of Barge Hall during the 1991-93 biennium, said Central vice-president of busi­ ness and financial affairs, Courtney Jones, at a Sept. 15 Board of Trustees meeting. With both halls closed at the same time Central President Donald Garrity voiced concern over the probable shortage of office and class space. But "anything less than the full renovation of that hall would be irresponsible," he said. He said the cost could go as high as $6 million before the building reopens. That is be­ tween $2 - 2.5 million more than anticipated. "The abatement (removal) is usually done through an abate­ ment fund," Ross said. "But it's limited right now to two lecture halls." Department offices housed in Shaw-Smyser have been moved to several different buildings on campus. "I think the biggest pain is that half the professors are in the psychology building and half of them are over [in Michaelsen Hall]," said Mich- ele Johnson, a senior business major. "When you need to go to somebody's office you have to go to two or three different buildings to find (them)." • « OCTOBER ART SHOW paintings by Carol Peterson Hours 9:30 am to 5:30 p.m. Monday - Saturday Noon to 4 p.m. Sunday 204 E.4th 962-2375 Dorm security put to test by lost lush AofficerThursday campus police questioned a man who was let into the back door of Beck Hall by a " woman who later said she didn't know him, a campus police report said. 'fT The man had knocked on : the woman's first-floor window to see if she would open a door and let him in. After watching the woman open the door for the man, the officer then contacted the woman, who told the officer she didn't know the man, the report said. When questioned, the man said he was looking for a friend who lived in Muzzall Hall. The officer smelled alcohol on the man's breath and asked him if he knew where he was. The man replied that he was at Muzzall, then switched his answer to Hitchcock, the report said. After displaying his identi- CAMPUS COPS by Mark Eaton fication, a student listing v revealed the man was a V student and that he had '•* keys for Muzzall, the report said. The officer cautioned the student for trespassing. A campus police officer interrupted an attempted car break-in and theft near Seventh and Chestnut streets Friday night. A campus police report said the officer found a car stereo and camera on the ground next to a car and spotted two white males leaving the area. The officer then notified Ellensburg police, who contacted the owner of the car. The Ellensburg police tracked, but could not locate, the two suspects, the report said* A student in Courson Hall filed a complaint Monday of a "bullet" break­ ing his room window, a campus police report said. The student told campus police he heard something hit the metal frame of his win­ dow and then "something" put a one-inch hole in his window and sprayed him with glass particles. The report said a one-inch hole was found in the window and the angle of entry indi­ cated that it might have come from an upper floor at Muz­ zall Hall, which is directly across from the students' window. Campus police have no reports of gunfire and the student who made the com­ plaint heard no gunfire. Police did not find the pro­ jectile that caused the hole and believe it was fired from a wrist-rocket or something similar, the report said. Last Friday and Satur­ day five people were cited for minor in possession vio­ lations. The reports said that one of the persons cited will have to appear in court on a minor possessing/consuming alcohol charge. Campus Cops is a compila­ tion of the unusual events j from the preceding week that j appear on incident reports filed by Central police. Names are published only after a suspect has been charged with a crime. Master's proposal has Gov. Gardner's approval From MASTER'S / pg. 1 salary for beginning teachers who have master's degrees. At an Oct. 3 faculty meeting, Ron Robinson, an executive education assistant to Gard­ ner, said the governor is put­ ting education at the top of his priorities. Robinson said the goals of • some of the governor's educa­ tion proposals are to "shake things up and get people look­ ing at things differently. We're out of sync with the develop­ ing world." Part of that shake-up means those starting their jobs with a master's degree would re­ ceive approximately $6,000 more per year than those with bachelor's degrees. Current state master's gradu­ ate salaries average about $20,000 annually. Central's graduate council gave its approval last month. Final university approved is expected later this quarter. "We're not extending the pe­ riod of how long they go to school by very much," Apple- gate said. As of 1992, education stu­ dents who have not received a master's degree will be re­ quired by the state to return to school to earn it within seven years, he said. Without it they won't get their continuing cer­ tification, and for all practical purposes, be unable to teach. Students currently in the education program will not be affected if the proposal is ap­ proved. According to Applegate, there will be a normal transition period in the 1990-91 school year and the program would become fully operational for the 1992-93 school year. Applegate said maintenance of a 3.0 grade point average automatiiialljr qualify education students into1 the graduate program. The program is a definite plus to the university, Applegate said. Classes will no longer duplicate or overlap each other, he said, but instead will com­ plement and build upon each other. Teachers from the fields of English, mathematics, history and others are also being hired to help prepare education stu­ dents prepare for their chosen fields of teaching. 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The Observer Thursday, October 11,1990 Page 3 Morrison no-showj at spotted owl talk by Shannon Downs Staff reporter Is an obscure bird bringing one of the Northwest's mighti­ est industries to its knees? More than 60 people gath­ ered in the lobby of Carmody- Munro Hall Monday night to ^ learn more about the federally- protected Northern spotted owl and local timber issues. Representatives from Boise Cascade Corp. and U.S. con­ gressman Sid Morrison were originally scheduled to speak along with Patricia Garvey- Darda, the spotted owl coordi­ nator for the Wenatchee Na­ tional Forest. However, the Boise Cascade representatives and Morrison cancelled at the last minute. They were replaced by Ted Schott, student intern with the Kittitas County Commis­ sioners office, and Lanny Quackenbush, a representative from the Washington State Department of Natural Re- BOD expects answer from administrators by Friday From PROTEST I pg. 1 ing with Schneider to have the hours changed by Oct A-:* '-'-^5 wliM ' sources. Sociology professor Charles Hawkins. mediated the program. - "I don't think that .this is a simple,: issue,0 said Garvey- Darda. "In this , area there* is , an abundance of spotted owls.^ (It) has been designated as: an .indicator species by the forest ^ t service because it is easy work with." . ,-^r I* Quackenbush spoke, of the Endangered Species Act of .1973 andofvariousstatecodes regarding, the - spotted £ owB issue and old growth timber. "It is an unfortunate side­ light that it impacts people," he said. "As much as possible, we will allow logging to con­ tinue." Schott explained the eco­ nomic impact the issue has on Kittitas County. "The loss of it [the timber in­ dustry] would totally cripple our economy," he said. "Our budget is very dependent on tax revenues generated by timber sales." 'v v ^ NEWS IN BRIEF 'The right stuff, earns prepared these students well," he ROTO cadetsaward said. Army ROTC cadets from Cen- DAPPER sponsors tral were honored recently at a Homecoming Party campus awards ceremony1 for ' bringing home team honors from Central's DAPPER office is fea- a six-weekBummer training camp faring a full agenda of events at Ft* Lewis. ? Q during Homecoming and National Central'Spte^m .of l^ juniors .Collegiate^ Alcohol Awareness placed sewnd totheUmver^Jy ^r^We^^-^duding rides on The I Colorado in and', a tailgate party formance, feaid 3-^.# Coli /Gaiftr 1 before the big Simon Fraser foot- Lynde, Central's-detachment ball game Oct* 20. Other events commanderYffftm ^ ****•. | are jSanned^ stopt^the DAP- There Were 69 teams Competing , PER office in the Sainuelson Un- in areas of rifleinarksmanship, v i0nBuildingformoreinformation, land navigation, physical fitness, '.*x \ • The political science department is requesting applications for part­ -­ time adjunct faculty to teach courses on American politics. Please call Michael Launius . ations, f? »*v "Advanced camp is the single most,important training event ROTC cadets *, participate, in," Lynde said. v - "For six weeks they are placed New office listings for the History under a magnifying glass to de- and Business departments: termine whether or not they have Business: Department office, the 'right stuff to command our Barge 308 Yvonne Alder, Hebeler » ill Catherine Bertelnon, Barge soldiers." Central's high ranking, only two years after achieving "host unite" status, is a testimony to its top- quality student cadets, as well as to the training they receive on campus, Lynde said. 102A Ross Byrd (chair), Barge 308 Charles Guatney, Barge 101A Ken Harsha, Hebeler 109 Jean Hawkins (secretary), Barge 308 Wayne Klemin, Hebeler 109 .. Carmen Knoke, Hebeler 111 Meg *«"OurROTC officers obviously kLovercamp, Hebeler 111 Maura Manley, Barge 101 Dolores Osborn, Bouillon224 Robert Perk-1 ins, Barge 308 and Connie Roberts, Bouillon 125. History: (all offices are located in I the Language and Literature building): Department office, lobby Karen Blair, 100J James j Brennan, 100N Earl Glauert, 1001 Steve Kimball, 1000 Zoltan Kramar, 100H Merle Kunz, 100F Paul LeRoy, 100K Larry Lowther, | 100M Daniel Ramsdell (chair), 100S Kent Richards, 100E Kathy | Sala (secretary), lobby. Campus Calendar Friday, ()et. 12 •( (Mil r il I mC'I'i'usIccs nicct- in1. .at i 1 a.m. in PxiuiUnn • I Mvi I Smart, president and owner of Smart Mercedes in Seattle, presents "Sales Cemmu- nication" in Dean at 1 p.m. Monday, Oct. 14: •The faculty research forum se­ ries presents "Perspectives on Comprehensive Changes in Cen­ tral Kurope" in the Mary Grupe C'onlerence Center at 7^0 p.m. Tuesday,.Oct. 15: •The-l *ni wrsity of'Washin^t on's Kenneth Clatlerbauirh will lee-' Vure n,n "Political Masculinity. Men's Response to Feminism." in the C.rupe center \'t 7 p.m. This semester, take some electives in communications. "If representing the students is grandstanding, then that's what it was." — Dan Sutich ? Five years ago, on Oct. 15, 1985, the BOD passed the ini­ tial motion to keep the library open until midnight, said Jen­ nifer Fisher, director-at-large representative to Faculty Sen­ ate. Schneider was out of town and could not be reached. BOD members then called Edington. "We just wanted someone from the administration to accept the petitions," said Lorna Jackson, vice president of political affairs. Edington refused to accept the petitions. Jackson then phoned Garrity, who also refused to come to the library. BOD members and a few other students then went to Garrity*s house, 211E. 10th St., to hand him the petitions. "You're grandstanding," Gar­ rity told Sutich. He also asked Sutich why he had not gotten the petitions to him sooner or set up an ap­ pointment earlier that day. "Just walk in the darn door," Garrity later said. Sutich said the protest was not meant to offend library official or university adminis­ trators. "If representing the students is grandstanding, then that's what it was," he said. "I'm glad we just got a chance to sit down," Sutich said. "All we can do is sit back and wait." Student Saver Plus. This year it'll be easier to get through college. 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Page 4 Thursday October 11,1990 The Observer Bicchieri stays in Nicaragua despite beating From BICCHIERI / pg. 1 given by Leone, he was work­ ing in Waslala, Nicaragua. Violent confrontations between Contras and Sandinista sup­ porters in the area earlier that week persisted when Leone re­ portedly disappeared. "It is about as debilitating a piece of news that a parent can get," said Marco Bicchieri. "The moment we got in contact with him we knew he was alive and well, even though he was dis­ tressed and terrorized." Contra rebels had been tak­ ing over villages near Waslala because they were denied their "promised land." They were moving toward Waslala, while the Campesinos (local peasants and farm workers) were plan­ ning a protest occupation of government buildings. The church allowed the Cam­ pesinos to "occupy" the church grounds. When the protests began Oct. 1, the Campesinos were held back by armed Con­ tra supporters. Many were able to take refuge at the church The group of Contra support- Campus Appearance Week features clean-up, new trees ers and rebels attacked Sandin­ ista supporters and surrounded by Mark Eaton the church, shouting threats Staff reporter against church workers. into reality by Melissa Morrler "' ' i Staff reporter " • r * s? It's B.Y.O.B.-—• bring your own banana — to tomorrow's groundbreaking ceremony for Central's new animal research facility. • H The actual building of the research lab will not start until December or January but the ceremonies are in October so "you won't need a grenade to break the ground, r just iVa shovel," said Dr. Roger Fouts, director of Central's chimpan­ zee lab program r ' i, ^ ft ' "The fact that we are getting a new lab is the silver lining of any cloud," Fouts said. "When you pursue something long enough, your persistence re- ally pays off." Fouts said he's been trying for an outdoor chimpanzee fa­ cility at Central for about 10 years. The new building will house five chimps. The outdoor por­ tion will be 34 feet high and will have mesh along the .wall for the chimps to, .climb (and swing on. The. estimated cost of the facility is' $2.3 million, Fouts said, with $150,000 coming ..from private investors.1a0 ( *It's looking pretty good Vsp far,,a but J 'we're, still' short $30,000," he:said:^f,rT:^,° Fouts cited many ^eason^or the need fbra newlab:^frr •The chimps came from the rain forests and have not seen the sun since coming to the lab, except for looking out the win­ dow. They havenotfelt abreeze unless it was from the ventila­ tion in the building. • «The building is starting to crack in certain places and cleaning the cages two or three times a day gets water in the cracks. The water seeps down through the ceiling to the class­ rooms below. • The current lab is very small. Only about 20 students a quar­ ter can work in the lab and even then "they're tripping over one another," said Fouts. And when the chimps get excited, they can make a lot of noise, and disturb classes below. •The lab is not conducive for collecting research data, Fouts said. r "The new facility will be de­ signed to let about 60 students wprk and for educational pub­ lic tours,": he said. "Certain hours will be open not to just stare at the chimps but to learn about (their) nature. This way well educate the public about the chimps as well as our­ selves." Graduate students studying the chimps also are excited about the new facility. "Being involved with a lab in general has taught me ethical views in research," said gradu­ ate student Lisa Berthon, who has been working in the chimp lab for three years. To see Dar, a five-foot-tall chimp, running around, sign­ ing about wanting to go out­ doors "makes me excited about the new lab," said Berthon. ' The lab will be open in De­ cember of 1991. Attending the'ceremony will be George Sellar and Frank Hansen, Washington state seniors state representatives Dick Schoon and Marilyn Ras- mussen and Central's Presi­ dent, Donald Garrity. Dr. R. Y. Woodhouse, chair­ man of the Central's Board of Trustees, will do the ground­ breaking. Drawings and a model of the new facility will be on site during the ceremony with stakes on the ground outlining the future building. The ceremony will start at 2:30 p.m. on the corner of 14th Avenue and D Street, the fu­ ture sight of the facility. Campus gets spit-shine Leone told his parents he tried negotiating with the mob to stop the violence. "His efforts saved a lot of people's lives," said Marco Bicchieri. . on a completely volunteer ba- walks when the grass is wet. sis by the dormitory students. He said littering is also a major The physical plant is plant- problem. In an attempt to increase student involvement in the cleanliness of university prop­ erty, Central President Donald Garrity proclaimed Oct. 8 ing new Prince of Wales juni­ pers along Eighth Avenue, and Engel said he plans to have lOOnewtrees planted by March to celebrate Central's centen- "I would like to see Appear­ ance Week on an annual ba­ sis." Engel said. Physical plant officials will dedicate a Red maple to the After beating Leone, the mob through 12 as Campus Appear- broke into the compound, beat ance Week. the priests and church work- "We are trying to stiimriate, ers, put them on trucks * and ^'Interest in student^ sai ordered them out of town. Engel, a project coordinator Leone fled west to the village from the physical plant. of Las Posoleras. He hid in ba- Events coordinated by the nana groves from Contra physical plant and Residence trucks on the roads nearby. Living have been going on all He eventually returned to the week, from picking up litter outskirts of Waslala. By Oct. 4, around dormitories to plant- .Leone met with the three WFP ing trees and shrubbery, Engel . volunteers, who radioed he was said. Program coordinators are all right, and left with volun- emphasizing that campus ap- teers to Managua. pearance depends on all stu- According to his father, Le- dents, faculty and staff, one will soon return to Waslala. Events during the week in- "Even if something were to eluded a unified dorm clean-up happen to him again I under- Tuesday, headed by Sharon stand why now," said Marco. "I Parker of residence living, would do the same thing." Parker said the work was done NEW! Hind Nike Patagonia Quicksilver Woolrich Stop in and see our great selection of athletic wear, athletic equipment, swimwear, skiwear, ski equipment, hiking and camping gear, and shoes. *Mountain Bike Rentals *Ski Rentals *Rollerblade Rentals nial. Each tree will be dedi- graduating class of 1976 in a cated to a different graduating ceremony today on the west class year more than 50 trees side of Hebeler Hall at 11 a.m. have been dedicated to gradu- .. ,Dr. . Ed . Harrington, former ^t^l^iaiiiie^^^uf^^^^H^^^^provost^-and ? academic vice' Engel said normal wear and president who retired in 1988, tear occurs on landscapes will speak on a proposal to across campus, but can be less- dedicate a tree to each gradu- ened by walking on the side- ating class. STUFF WE SCREWED UP LAST WEEK • In two stories last week, Anchor M Apartments' correct address should have been 1901 N. Walnut, not 1901N. Alder. • Lawrence Dan ton, former dean of Central's business school, died June 28, not Sept. 28. • The Observer's phone number was twice listed incorrectly as 963-1063. It is actually963-1073. 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Page 6 Thursday, October 11, 1990 The Observer I Garrity: Every other college in the state 'is attempting to beat us' by Kenneth Rudd Staff reporter Central President Donald Garrity called upon faculty and administrators to conduct a"vigorous, well-coordinated and thoughtful campaign" in support of Central's budgetary requests currently before the state Legislature. "This is a major legislative year," Garrity said at the fall faculty meeting Oct. 2 in McConnell Auditorium's Tower Theatre. aI believe we've laid a strong foundation to gain leg­ islative support for our univer­ sity." Garrity said Central will fare better before the legislature in 1990-91 than it did last year. "Last year was an off-year in terms of legislative action, but we did receive significant sup­ port, which was most satisfy­ ing," he said. "We were really one of the only institutions which received such support." Garrity said he is confident Central can obtain funding in three areas of importance: additional enrollment, instruc­ tional and institutional sup­ port, and possibly one or more of the new program proposals before the legislature. Although Garrity said the university is currently "over- enrolled," Central's commit­ ment to academic excellence is the primary reason why 80 percent of the student popula­ tion returns every year. "Our students indicate they enjoy being a part of this uni­ versity," Garrity said. "They tell me over and over again they feel well-served by this institution, and they are proud to be a part of it," he said. "We must not allow ourselves to become complacent for a moment. Every other institu­ tion in this state is attempting to meet and to beat us," he 1 / . Donald Garrity said. Over-enrollment, he said, "has created great problems for us, for we have the same number of dollars that were given to us for the mandated enrollment. Well have to be creative and work together to solve our problems." Garrity praised the "interna­ tionalization" of the university — the increase in the minority student population. "We have a faculty, staff and administration more reflective of the racial, ethnic and gender diversity of our nation," he said. "Our students and faculty are in more nations studying, teaching and doing research, and students and faculty in greater numbers from all parts of the world are studying, teaching and doing research with us. "The curriculum continues to be modified in ways which re­ flect our concern with global issues and global understand­ ing. The number of nations with which we have contact contin­ ues to expand, and so long as we can relate to these in a re­ sponsible way, I feel that we will prosper and grow. "I know there are exciting plans and prospects which lie immediately ahead for us, and I feel certain we shall be amuch better institution as a result," Garrity said. Central extends OPTIONS University speakers m3.de available to community clubs by Helen Foley Staff reporter Brown University in Provi­ dence, R.I. gave Central a two-year, $2,250 grant from its OPTIONS program to create a speaker's bureau here for community outreach activities related to interna­ tional security. Michael Launius, chairman of Central's political science department, said one of the main goals of the program is to get faculty to network more effectively with the sur­ rounding university commu­ nity. The grant was given to Cen­ tral to mainly cover postage, mailing and printing costs for brochures and publicity. Launius said talks will be held off campus and the groups he would like to see targeted for participation include community clubs from the Chamber of Com­ merce to the Rotary Club. Central's faculty speakers will come from many disci­ plines, including arts, hu­ manities and sciences, Launius said. Most of the meetings will be open to the public, but it is up to the individual organiza­ tions to decide if the meeting will be open or closed, he said. While individual speakers may have their own points of view, the OPTIONS program doesn't takes any particular stance amd does not advocate strategy for achieving national security nor does it engage in partisan politics. Launius said he feels Cen­ tral should be more than "just a place to send your kids to school." It should also be a service to the surrounding community and 0UvL„ lig cules as well, he said. "We are Central Washing­ ton University...we serve this particular part of the Washington state commu­ nity," Launius said. "We want to do a little more to network with people," he said. Faculty interested in par­ ticipating in the program may call the political science department office. | SALE! SALE! SALE! SALE! SALE! 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HOMECOMING WEEK 1990 NATIONAL COLLEGIATE ALCOHOL AWARENESS WEEK 1990 i i SUNDAY, OCTOBER 14 The Convincer and displays—SUB Seattle Seahawks Sunday—Fairgrounds MONDAY, OCTOBER 15 The Convincer and a Washington State Trooper on MIPs and DWIs-Noon, SUBPit TUESDAY. OCTOBER 16 Student Panel, Dr. Ken Briggs, moderator—Noon, SUB Pit Cow Contest: Guess How Many Gallons? BACCHUS Bar at the Depot Deli—dinner WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 17 Papa John's and the BACCHUS Bar—Noon, SUB Pit BACCHUS Bar at Holmes East—dinner e . i. II # Events sponsored by: D.A.P.P.E.R BACCHUS Student Activities THURSDAY. OCTOBER 18 BACCHUS Skit-Noon, SUB Pit Bessie Bingo-Field across from North Hall, 6 p.m. BACCHUS Bar at Tunstall—dinner FRIDAY. OCTOBER 19 Caribbean SuperStars, steel drum band-Noon, SUB Pit Homecoming PreFunction-Noon, SUB Pit Comedy Revue—8 p.m. SUB Ballroom SATURDAY. OCTOBER 20 Fun Run Parade Homecoming Game Homecoming Dance—9 p.m.-l a.m. BACCHUS Bar and coat check available at the dance j The Center for Excellence in Leadership V J - ' • • * • A new program starting at CWU for any student at CYVL interested in realizing their leadership potential Learn about: The Concept of Leadership Personal Skills Development Leadership in Organizations Contemporary Leadership Issues Current Issues * tr For more information contact: Keith Champagne " or ' '• • Alan n ah Has t i n g s Students Activities SUB 214 963-1691
Page 8 Thursday, October 11,1990 The Observer % Editorial OBSERV Master's plan will benefit all students S ome say it would be a good return on an in­ vestment. Central pumps out more teachers than any other college in the state. If the university's new education proposal with extended requirements for teacher candidates is passed, Central will hypothetically pump out not only more, but more highly educated, teachers than any other college in the state. Teachers would enter the work force , the "real" world, without having to worry about when in the next seven years they would make it back to school for the required master's degree. That seems like a legitimate worry to any confirmed neurotic planner. Seven years is a long time. Marriage, kids, a country at war...all could whisk away hopes of doing what the educa­ tion department says it takes to become a real teacher in the designated period of time. If prospective teachers graduate and are certified with the required master's degree the first time around, voila — one less thing to worry about (the marriage, kids and country at war are separate worries in different categories). And of course, $26,000 a year instead of $20,000 as a start­ ing salary (thanks for the offer, Booth) is a strong incentive. Anything getting our teacher graduates a better deal from the starting gate pushes our opinions up and over the walls of praise. Do you remember your teachers? Do you remember junior high? Rebellion city, with teachers receiving the short, hellish end of a very long, highly insubordinate stick. In our generation, Pink Floyd's "Another Brick in the Wan" ("We don't need no education...hey, teachers, leave those kids alone!") summed it up quite well. We'd better give our future teachers an added incentive. It could also be said the new teacher requirements are a good investment for our return. Whose kids are those going to be when the new teachers graduate from Central and get into the school systems? Whose first- and second-graders trying to find purpose and meaning in the "Run, Spot, Run" trilogy? Whose junior high schoolers challenged with discovering what it takes to make a Social Studies teacher run, screaming, from the room? (Would cutting a world map into a jigsaw puzzle do it?) Whose darlings are these children? That's right — yours and ours. There's a rumor that behavioral traits skip a generation, but let's not take that chance. Why not a full year of student teaching rather than just one quarter? It seems potential teachers would learn a lot more face to face with the little ones for a full school year than from a book that's opened about once a week. Teaching is an important, highly influential job. Admit it. Hie more preparation they receive before manning the battleships, the better. There's always the idealistic approach to the whole deal — the one saying "these-kids- are-the-future-of-our-worldThat...inspiring...little piece of promotional PR has been around since we were "those" kids. (And, hey, look at the world around us now!) It does have some semblance of the truth in it. Suppose someday one of our precious little squits is faced with deciding whether or not to, say, send more than a hundred thousand of our troops over to an oil-rich country because there's a bit of turmoil going on in two other coun­ tries nearby. If something he learned from a Central five-year, master's graduate sways his decision, it was worth it. 9* 7 C- gj-jp*::- / Sen/, Kitty-•• TAata]J \ yeU get &i~ this year/ My, oA ryfj Either}/ 0 "™ sett'W" r»iy S (jittinQ smaller - SB®,: i 2 fSt . wrry ifCco w. Letters Trying to make sense of Carrie's death We were deeply saddened to learn about the death of Carrie Pederson via last week's Ob­ server. Though none of us were re­ ally close to Carrie, we were ac­ quainted with her through a common element — residency at Anchor M Apartments, where Carrie also worked as office manager. Through our encounters with her, albeit mostly limited to business, we discovered so many of her positive qualities. Carrie was always pleasant, cheerful and helpful in a job which often made it hard to be so. Needless to say, she was also always professional and responsible. - She epitomized the persona of someone who "has every­ thing going for them." It is therefore confusing and frustrating to comprehend or try to make sense out of her death, which was apparently suicidal. We wish to express our sym­ pathy to Carrie's family and friends. We also wish to publicly ex­ press the general consensus around here that Carrie Ped­ erson is sincerely missed, and will be fondly remembered. Shelley Richards Gina Zukoski Angela Colegrove Let's find a better way to secure dorms The new security measures being taken in the dorms are being done, it seems, with the best of intentions. Security for students is im­ portant, and I'm glad that someone is taking the time to see that it gets done. So while we're taking the time to install these systems, why don't we take just a bit of time to see that it gets done well! The system Mr. Hollister has in mind requires putting a phone near the entrance of each locked dorm. Visitors would call their friends and they would then have to come down to the door to let them in. This sounds like more of an inconvenience th&n is necessary. Security build­ ings are not new, and there are better ways of securing the dorms than our current pro­ posal. For instance, in build­ ings all over the United States you can call from the outside phone the resident merely has to dial one number from the room and the door unlocks, allowing entrance to the caller. Now, wouldn't that be easy? By the way, Miss Casey ("People will get used to it") Harvey, security is good, but convenience is freedom. Think about that when you get those late night "I'm locked out" phone calls. Mark Schornack Letter writers: All letters must be submitted by 5 p.m. Friday the week before the next Observer's publication date. They must be typewritten, double-spaced and limited to 253 words. Any letters not signed with the author's legal name and daytime phone number for verification will be round-filed. The Observer edits all letters for facts, length, spelling, or whatever. Don't let any of this discourage you, however. We want, like, truckloads of letters. Send 'em to us at Bouillon Hall 225, EHensbung, WA 98926 or bring 'em in person. Get angry. Then get it in The Observer. Editor-in-chief Jim Thomsen News editors Daria Hill Jonathan Modie Scene editor Maria J. Pugh Sports editor Chris Ames Copy editor Corey Fisher Photo editor Christopher Stone Production managers Colin Whitely Wendy Myott Business/advertising managers Christine Page Len Williams Adviser Gil Neal Reporters Shannon Downs, Mark Eaton, Helen Foley, Phil Hoffman, Shawn Korynta, Kim Lively, Jenny Mathews, Melissa Morrier, Greg Mifller, Kenneth Rudd, Monica Schuchard, Jeff Speidel, Samantha Swain, J.R. Walker, Gina Zukoski Photographers Russ Burtner, Amie Norem Jr. Production staff Jill Johnson, Staci West Phone numbers The Observer newsroom (Bouillon 227) 963-1073 Business office (Bouillon 220) 963-1026 To place an ad: 963-1068 Adviser: Gil Neal The Observer, the more or less official student newspaper of Central Washington University, is a laboratory newspaper produced in conjunction with the Children's Television Workshop. 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The Observer Thursday, October 11,1990 Page 9 'Peaks,' lies and administrators * 4 JIM THOMSEN Editor-in-chief Itold four lies last week. First, decisions made by the Board of Trustees do impact the majority of stu­ dents -—they're the people who have the last word on tuition hikes, budgetary items and countless other facets of university policy. What I meant to say was that the meetings themselves don't appear to interest most of us. When policy is imple­ mented, then we notice. That was not so much a lie as a poor choice of words. Second, our phone number is 963-1073, not 1063. Third, even though I said we wouldn't, we wound up using two "filler" USA Today items, in our sports section. These decisions were made about 4:42 a.m. Wednesday, maybe four minutes after I started laughing hysterically in front of this computer over nothing much in particular. Fourth, our varsity sports did not get equal coverage — not even close. I don't like unnecessarily , playing up football, but the first-ever No. 1 ranking was unprecedented and deserved high-profile coverage. I'm sorry cross county and soccer got sold short, but hopefully we made up for it this week. About noon Friday, I was heading out the back door in Bouillon to my car and a quick chicken chimichanga at Taco Time with nothing more on my mind than the next night's episodes of "China Beach" and "Twin Peaks" when I walked straight into a potential ambush. Standing by the door was President Donald Garrity. I offered up a cheerful hello, internally preparing to slip into a defensive posture over what I saw brewing as an attack on something — anything — in our first issue. Garrity and I had clashed bitterly this summer over something I had published months earlier in the Yakima Herald- Republic. This June I wanted to interview him for a Herald story about funding for the Central daycare program. As soon as I stepped in his office and the door closed, the room temperature dropped about 15 degrees. After an hour-long diatribe in which my personal and journalistic integrity were systematically stripped until I was reduced to a broken, empty shell of a human being, Garrity sat back in his chair and said: "Okay, what do you want to talk about?" I left his office about 45 minutes later, bewildered but somehow impressed. So I was understandably wary — like George McFly in "Back To The Future," I'm just not good at confronta­ Artistry of Eileen & Co 418N.Pine 925-9715 TUESDAY IS MEN'S DAY MOST HAIRCUTS $7.50 AFFORDABLE FURNITURE! FOR YOUR DORM OR APARTMENT ROXXY'S RUBBLE 305 N. Pine 925-9047 tions. "Did you write that edito­ rial?" he asked. He then gently explained the difference between items (like, oh, say, library funding) in the capital budget and items in the operating budget — items which cannot be interchanged. One of the key points of our daycare inter­ view was that budgeting and cutting is a "zero-sum" game — if you give money to something, you've got to take it away from something else. "You know, I've been dealing with the paper for a long time, and you guys never seem to understand that, and I don't expect that you ever will," he said. "Well, I know now," I said, smiling lamely. He returned my smile with one of his own — one that said "yeah, right." The point, I guess is that Garrity — and other Central administrators— only criticize, not censor The Observer. We got a few letters last year saying, in effect, that The Observer was an administrative puppet — it had no power to rock the boat. As long as we rewrote press releases and covered plays and sports events and pretty much didn't bother anybody, there would be no need to clamp down.* That's the perception. Well, that's ten pounds of crap in a five-pound bag, as far as I'm concerned. We need to put to rest the idea the administrators of this university live in a meta­ phorical ivory tower, and we, the peons, the lemmings, are far removed. It's not exactly one big happy family, but it isn't Leona Helmsley versus the little people, either. Here's an example — Garrity and I use the same bathroom on cam­ pus. I've even quoted him in there, at least twice. Doesn't that seem strange? That at any given time two or three times a day you can find this university's leading lights combing their hair (or what's left of it) or washing their hands over the same sink that various students hawk phlegm or tobacco chew into on a daily basis? Here's an idea for the BOD — if Garrity and the others ever decide they need an executive washroom in the presidential suite built from capital budget funds, we can cram into Bouillon's second- floor bathroom and have a "squat-in." But the thing is, we talk. Sometimes everybody gets what they want, sometimes not, but students and admin­ istrators do talk. We at The Observer are happy to do what we can to help that process along — without having to take sides. As Garrity told me at the end of that seemingly endless interview: "What the hell, Jim, we might even be friends some day." Now that wouldn't be the weirdest thing in the world, would it? & NEWS PANS Stop-N-Shop With % various artists Desk Lamps $9.98 each Carrie Fisher's new book - 'Surrender the Pink' $18.95 The CWU Magazine 'Manastash*
Page 10 Thursday, October 11, 1990 The Observer Scene A STRANGER IN A STRANGE LAND Watch out for the traffic, trains and toilets, Wright warns tourists by Jenny Mathews Staff reporter You are on a train and need to get off. Signs whiz past you, but you can't read them. You are in Japan, you don't speak a word of Japanese and you are lost! That is how junior Andrea Wright, an English major from Central, felt the first and last time she took a train by herself in Japan. "I'm like a child here in Japan," Wright wrote in her travel diary. "It's so confusing." Despite that, she said she had the time of her life when she visited Japan for three weeks last summer. She has 300 snapshots to testify to this. Wright, 24, traveled to Japan to visit several friends she acquired last year at Central. She said she made a promise to visit them and couldn't back out of it. Thanks to a $700 loan from her father and a discounted airplane ticket courtesy of her step­ mother, Wright kept her promise. She stayed at six different houses and visited nearly fifteen friends throughout Tokyo and nearby Aichi Prefecture. Her stay also included a 5-hour visit to Asia University, the Andrea Wright/Speciai to The Observer Two Japanese children at a Catholic church Andrea Wright visited in Japan were more than willing to try out their English on an American. university Central has an exchange program with, bringing about 60 Japanese students here twice a year. "You could walk across the campus in three minutes," Wright said in amazement. She noted that many things in Japan are small. ' "Everything is up, rather than out," Wright said, explaining the small size of Asia University. Wright herself has no connection with Asia University other than having many friends who attend the university there. She is involved with the international program on campus and wishes there was a two- way exchange between Central and Asia University. Central has a two-way exchange program with Shimane University and with Kyoto University for For­ eign Study,Wright said. Western Washington University exchanges with Asia University. Wright had many interesting expe­ riences in Japan. She said the city is huge although individual space is small. The larger roads are dedicated to automobile traffic, she said, the smaller roads are covered with cars, bikes and pedestrians. Motorists must pay to use the highways. It costs between $60 and $70 for a two- hour trip from Kawasaki Prefecture to Mount Fujiyama. They study hard to get into college and then party. We don't study hard to get in, but we do to get out.' —Andrea Wright Wright's eyes grew big when she described Japanese traffic. "They don't stop until they abso­ lutely, positively have to stop!" She said she felt more comfortable in trains. She couldn't get over the tiny size of the cars she saw and de­ scribed the mini-vans as "mini-mini- vans." Vending machines were another source of wonder for Wright. "There are vending machines for everything. They're everywhere." she said, shaking her head. They weren't just for soda or ciga­ rettes she said. She took pictures of a vending machine for beer and saw others selling whiskey and soda, flowers and disposable cameras. No need to worry about arriving at Mount Fujiyama and remembering you left your camera at home. Apparently there is no serious drinking problem, Wright said. The drinking is 20, but young people are allowed into night clubs without being checked for I.D.. The only complaint Wright had about Japan was the toilets for women. See JAPAN / page 12 New music chair was sold on students' desire by Maria J. Pugh Scene editor T here's a new guy in charge at Hertz Hall this year. Dr. Russ Schultz replaced re­ cently retired Dr. Donald White as Central's music de­ partment chair this fall. Schultz comes to Ellensburg from Tiffin, Ohio, where he served as chair for the music department of Heidelberg College since 1985. While the music department at Heidelberg was about half the size of Central's, it comprised 10 percent of the school popula­ tion — "a big difference" Shultz explains, in the department's political weight. Schultz, 43, has lived in many places throughout his career. Raised in New Jersey, he received his undergraduate degree at Eastman School of Music in Rochester, N.Y., his masters qegree at Memphis State, and his doctorate at Univer­ sity of North Texas. Schultz then taught and chaired at Shelby State Com­ munity College in Memphis, Tenn., before moving to Tiffin. While in Tennesee, he (bass trombone) and his wife Suzan (flute and piccolo) played for the Memphis Symphony. Although he has traveled quite a bit in his life, Schultz has only been in Washington state a few times: three times to Seattle and once to have the job interview here. During that interview, Schultz was sold on Central because of the faculty and students in the music depart­ ment. "I was impressed with the faculty I met because of their desire to make the best music department they could," Schultz said. "They always wanted to move in a forward direction." His impressions of the students he met were also a positive part of his first glimpses of Central. "I met with a group of the students at my interview and found they were very insight­ ful, with great concerns and revealing questions that showed they cared about their education," Schultz said. "And they were concerned as to where I would fit in to their education." As to where Schultz sees himself as fitting in, he said: "I'm not here to dp all the work. I'm here to faciliate the faculty." His goals are to continue to get to know the department, as he has been here for only a short five weeks. However, he looks forward to next year's 10-year reaccreditation of the department as a time to point out areas of concern. "I view this as a positive occurrence because it helps us to do a better job," Schultz said. Schultz also said that he will be meeting with the faculty in the next month or so to discuss ideas and directions for the depart­ ment. "We have an awfully strong music department," Schultz said. "I don't want to fix what isn't broken." Schultz added that Central is historically known for its teacher preparation program. But how good this program is might not be fully realized by See SCHULTZ/page 13 « 'I don't want to fix what isn't broken' k e n ' A- • Christopher Stone/The Observer Dr. Russ Schultz, who once played trombone for the Mem- phis Symphony, blew into Central as music chair this fall.
The Observer Thursday, October 11,1990 Page 11 * Central Petite pageant contestant hopes she isn't short on success by Monica Schuchard Staff reporter B eing just five feet three inches tall may pay off for sophomore Kirsten Fields — in a conference room at the Issaquah Holiday Inn. The law and justice major from Vancouver, Wa., will be competing in the Miss Ameri­ can Petite Beauty Pageant Nov. 11. Fields read about the pag­ eant in Cosmopolitan maga­ zine. She was attracted to the contest because of the height restriction — less than 5 feet 5 inches. The 925-9511 LIBERTY — 3.00 Matinees Jfc — Tuesday Bargain Night — Student & Senior Discounts — SI.SO Features GHOST ^3 Patrick Swayze Demi Moore FRI.TUE (*4:25)6:45 9.05 SAT, SUN (*2:05 4:25) 6:45 9:05 MON, WED, THUR 6:45 9:05 A Hie V iWHchesoss FRI.TUE (*5:20) 7:15 9:10 | SAT, SUN (*1:30 3:25 5:20) 7:15 9:10 .MON,WED,THUR 7:15 9:10 fan an $1.50 Tthe i fPGi freshman FRI, MON-THUR 7:00 SAT, SUN 2:40 7:00 WomanX. FRI, SAT, SUN, TUE 4:40 9:00 MON, WED, THUR 9:00 Russ Burtner/The Observer Kirsten Fields The pageant gives smaller models exposure usually reserved for their taller counterparts. According to pageant coordinators, the average height of beauty contest winners is 5 feet 7 inches. Said Fields, "I've been in other pageants and it's hard to compete because you're so short." Her first contest experi­ ence took place during her junior year in high school, when she competed in the Vancouver Junior Miss Pageant. She's been interested in modeling ever since. Fields will compete in three categories: sportswear, swimsuit and evening gown. She is responsible for buying her own clothes. In addition, she must pay a $355 entry fee. She is hoping to meet pag­ eant costs through sponsor­ ships. She would like to add donations from local busi­ nesses to the $100 donated to her by her best friend, Heidi Gietzen. - Should Fields win the state competition, she moves on to the national pageant in Orlando, Fla. According to Fields, that's when things really start to happen. The competitors are just as excited about the possibility of being "discovered" as they are about the actual prizes. Those prized include televi­ sion appearances and a Caribbean cruise. "Even if I don't win, some­ one might see me. The people that judge the pag­ eants are people that are looking for models," Fields said. M Arnie Norem,Jr./The Observer Central students compete against each other for time in the "blizzard machine' 'Blizzard of Bucks' show takes students by storm by Shawn Korynta Staff reporter Three Central students won big bucks on a traveling game show Friday. Junior Beverly Moriarty and seniors David Vinther and Rim Forcum all won cash prizes playing The Blizzard of Bucks" game show. The first-place winner was Moriarty. She had the oppor­ tunity to be in the money machine for 30 seconds, the "money machine" being a large tube which blows money around. The contestant must catch the money and put it in a sack held between their knees. Moriarty came out' of the machine with $120. "I enjoyed playing the game — it was fun," said Moriarty. "But it was kind of difficult to catch the money in the machine with a sack be­ tween your knees." The other runners-up included Vinther, who came out of the machine with $41 in fifteen seconds. The third place winner, Forcum, won $25. "We give away r'^»ut $250 per show depending on the contestants," said Bob Sch- inker, host of the game show. The winners were selected after a series of games in­ cluding popping balloons, carrying ping pong balls in spoons, and drinking orange juice from baby bottles. One game even had the con­ testants wearing rabbit ears, shoving marshmallows in their mouth two at a time and saying "chubby bun­ nies." The contestants continued until they could not repeat the saying any more. Luke Papineau, of the Stu­ dent Affairs office, said "Bliz­ zard of Bucks" has a very good chance at being nomi­ nated for the Campus Enter­ tainment of the Year. This is a national award given to unique entertainment just for students. "This game was created seven years ago for the purpose of entertaining students," said Schinker. "The Blizzard of Bucks" game show travels coast to coast to 170 colleges enter­ taining and giving away money. KIM'S GEMSTONE CUTTING JEWELRY FINE JEWELRY# SETTINGS • SPECIAL ORDERS • REPAIRS EMERALDS • RUBIES • ELLENSBURG BLUES SAPPHIRES • INDIAN JEWELRY -AMETHYSTS SEMI-PRECIOUS STONES - BLACKHILLS GOLD 109 W 3RD 925-4900 average price per gallon of unleaded gasoline (Aug. 1990) KEN'S AUTO WASH READY FOR WINTER? 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Page 12 Thursday, October 11,1990 The Observer Randall Hall houses new Sarah Spurgeon art gallery Central student Denise Garceau admires an oil and linen portrait by Demetrios Jameson. Christopher Stone/The Observer by Maria J. Pugh Scene editor Students now have the opportunity to view national and international art shows, thanks to the opening of the Sarah Spurgeon Gallery in Randall Hall. The first exhibit at the new gallery, a father-son showing of Demetrios and Philip Jameson's work, opened September 30, and continues to show through the month of October. This exhibit features paint­ ings by Demetrios Jameson, a internationally known artist whose work focuses on life forces. His son, Philip Jameson, a professor at Samona State University, displays his own collection of ceramic and mix- media art focusing on envi­ ronmental and political themes. Philip is known for his con­ cerns with the consequences of nuclear war and environ­ mental effects and expresses these concerns through his work. The Sarah Spurgeon gal­ lery, headed by director James Sahlstrand, focuses on bringing nationally and inter­ nationally known art to Central's students. The gallery was named after Edna (Sarah) Spurgeon, who taught at Central from 1939 to 1942 and again from 1946 to 1971, when she retired. Spurgeon was credited with DOG & CAT LICENSING CITY ANIMAL SHELTER $5.00 altered dogs $2.00 altered cats $25.00 non-altered dogs $10.00 non-altered cats Please furnish proof of rabies vaccination and alteration from your vet. 901 Industrial Way 962-7246 Mon.-Fri. Noon - 5:30 Sat - Noon - 4:00 Sun. - Closed introducing the teaching of art on a laboratory basis, contributing to the wider range of mediums and mate­ rials available for art stu­ dents today. Catherine Nesbit, a gradu­ ate assistant working with the gallery, said because regional art is so easily accessable here, the new gallery chose to.broaden students knowledge and interest with art they may not have seen before. Other exhibits featured this quarter include Jim Koss and Kate Leonard's Book Art, Oct. 31 through Nov. 21, and two graduate thesis exhibits scheduled in late November and early December. Nesbit said that one positive part of the exhibit is that they P-m- Monday through Friday, have managed to make the or by appointment by calling most of limited funding to 963-1295 All exhibits are free bring good shows to the to the public. gallery. Instead of featuring many mediocre travelling exhibits, they have chose to bring in a few very good, big exhibits throughout the year. "The idea is for students to see work that is done," Nesbit added. Nesbit said that the new gallery itself has received a very positive reaction. "Artists and other universi­ ties are very impressed with the facility and gallery space. Central has one of the best art facilities anywhere," Nesbit said. The art department urges students to check out what the new gallery has to offer them. Gallery hours are 8 a.m. to 5 Pat & Marlene WELCOME YOU! LIVE MUSICI NO COVERI * FRI. & SAT. THE WILLEYS * WED. & THURS. PAT MOSS & NEW FRONTIER 111 W: 3rd Ave. a From Japan/pg. 10 "You really have to squat," she said, wrinkling her nose. She laughed when she re­ membered an ironic scene at a friend's house concerning breakfast. Traditionally a breakfast of miso (soybean) soup and rice is served. At this particular house Wright found herself eating miso soup and •rice while her Japanese hosts ate fried eggs and pancakes. At another house a friend served her a breakfast of french toast. Surprised by thisWright asked where he learned how to make it. He shrugged and said he and several of his friends learned from watching the movie, "Kramer vs. Kra­ mer." Wright said the children in Japan are not shy and veiy little verbal communication is necessary. They do try to speak English and become very ex­ cited when they are under- stood. "Sometimes I felt like a monkey in a cage," Wright said. Many people stared at her because of her western fea­ tures. "They're very friendly, gen­ erous and courteous to people they know" she said. It's a Japanese custom to bring gifts ma for friends and acquaintances. It is considered rude not to give gifts, so Wright went armed with calendars, candy and various other trinkets. Wright also commented on college life in Japan. "They study hard to get into college and then party. We don't study hard to get in, but we do to get out," she said. The students spend much of their time as members of clubs. Wright paralleled these club memberships to a part-time job during school and a full-time job in the summer. She has plans to return to Japan again. She wants to go next summer for three months and has plans to see Kyoto, Shimane (also a prefecture) and Hiroshima. One of her friends will also be visiting again in the spring. Wright said she needs to learn more Japanese and hopes she will be more brave on her next visit to Japan. Her present job as an international student assistant in Alford-Montgom- ery should help. Central's ISAs head up groups of Asia Univer­ sity students in various resi­ dence halls on campus. Naturally with such a job it wouldn't be a surprise if she visits twenty or thirty friends next summer. hinder Chiropractic Center Located next to campus 1011 N. Alder 962 - 2570 mm ailli Dr. Myron Linder Dr. Sandy Linder Dr. Maynard Linder Sound Health Preferred Provider. Emergency calls and Saturday appointments available. ' Largest Chiropractic Center in Kittitas County. 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• The Observer Thursday, October 11,1990 Page 13 • • m Rocking Rods simply Divine Ellensburg band to sport unique 'funky speed pop' next Saturday at Adeline's GINA ZUKOSKI Staff reporter In a locale not particularly conducive to original or new music, The Divining Rods have emerged! Mike Hougardy (lead vocals/ acoustic guitar), James Nylander (electric bass/ vocals), Mark Schornack (drums/vocals), Mike Johnson (lead guitar), and sound- technician Mike Nelson are collectively presenting a refreshing change to Ellensburg's live music scene. The Divining Rods met through a mutual Mend who recognized their shared musi­ cal interests. They began playing together in their present format during October of 1989. Categorically speaking, the band's sound cannot be easily defined. The band members liken their sound to "funky speed pop," or "fast pop," in­ tegrating elements of fiink, punk, top-40 and hard rock. The Divining Rods are cer­ tainly original in overall sound texture, as well as lyrical content. Adding to their fresh sound is the bass playing of James Nylander. He plays with a funk/slap style that is highly rhythmic — not common to rock/popular music. The band performs no cover tunes, offering instead songs such as "Definite Ideas" and "Pain is a Personal Thing," both composed by Hougardy. The band writes "some songs together, but most are composed piece by piece," said Schornack. Recently the band recorded a seven-song EP at Egg Studios in Seattle's Univer­ sity District. They chose Egg over other studios because of the price and good quality. In addition, "many of the premiere Northwest bands recorded there," including the Young Fresh Fellows, said Hougardy. The recording process took two full days. While they did not utilize the advantages of overdubbing, the recording nevertheless retains an "es­ sentially live sound," said Hougardy. The EP, entitled "War Sto­ ries," contains five songs written by Hougardy and two by Mike Johnson. Included with the title song are "Feelings 111 Never Compro­ mise" and "The Bends," the band's first and probably strongest tune. Available in two weeks at Ace Records downtown, "War Stories" has already been re­ ceiving airplay on KXLE (95.3 FM). The band mem­ bers cite Rich Carr, new station manager, as being "very supportive." The band performed for a r / Is " ' /' ' * / Get toally tan at Suntans Etc. We are a NEW SALON. Call us and learn how you can earn FREE tans. Ask us about ear piercing. NOW OPEN SUNDAYS AT NOON 925-9888 405 E. 3rd 'WE HONOR ALL LOCAL TANNING COUPONS " Monsters. Our Mac System is integrated into our laser printer and our full-tilt Compugraphic typesetting system. You want to look great on paper? Output your work on our incredible system. 3rd & Main substantial and very recep­ tive crowd in the SUB on Sept. 26 and at the Rotary Pavilion for a United Way benefit on Sept. 27. The band would like to per­ form in Seattle within the next few months. They plan to distribute copies of their EP to independent labels such as Sub Pop and to music mediums such as The Rocket. What about the difficulties of playing original music in a cover-tune town? According to Schornack, there are "limited venues for original music in Ellensburg." Conse­ quently, "lots of talent is wasted." The Divining Rods are gen­ erating increased awareness and acceptance of original/ new music, if their over­ whelmingly receptive audi­ ences and repeat listeners are any indication. The Divining Rods will be performing live at Adeline's on Main Street Saturday night, Oct. 20, with Lunar Eclipse, another Ellensburg band. Check 'em out! What's Happening HnmflftnmingWBfik! Oct.. 1S-2fl| "From Cows to Computers" •Friday, Oct. 19 8 p.m. Northwest Comedy Revue - SUB ballroom (tickets $4) •Saturday, Oct. 20 11:30 a.m.. fun run and serpen­ tine parade - Nicholson Pavilion 1:30 p.m. Wildcats vs. Simon Fraser Clansmen 5:30 p.m. homecoming banquet 9 p.m. dance - SUB Ballroom Alcohol Awareness Week! Oct. 14-20 Central Fnrnm Oct. 15 "Perspectives on Comprehesive Changes in Central Europe9 - 7:30 p.m. at Grupe Center Two-Piano Recital Oct. 17. featuring Dr. Bonalyn Bricker- Smith and Dr. Timothy Strong 8 p.m Hertz Recital Hall Central Theatre Meiporfwdum 8 p.m. Oct 19,20,26,27 in McConnell Auditorium. Tickets $4 general admission and $3 for students and seniors. Schultz: Student concerts make 'a good cheap date' From SCHULTZ / pg. 10 Central's campus. Also added to the music department's fortes are its excellent faculty and strong ensembles. "The solo student perform­ ances are also very good, al­ though I haven't heard enough of them," Schultz said. "This isn't a negative, it's an unknown." Meanwhile, Schultz, his wife, Suzan, and daughter Jennifer have some personal goals they are working on. "We're trying to get a house," Schultz said. "Right now we live eight miles out of town at what I've been told used to be an old stagecoach stop." Schultz explained that the house is located beside horses, cows and sheep and surrounded by flies. "We are very lucky in the housing shortage to have any place," Schultz said. "The uni versity has been very helpful in getting us something." This has included renting beds from the university while all their furniture remains in storage. "Ill be happy to be sleeping in my own bed," Schultz said. He said that they have plans to build a house soon. Schultz plans to stay at Cen­ tral at least until his daugh­ ter Jennifer graduates from high school, in about six years. Meanwhile his family has been getting acquainted with the area. "I've played golf twice, and we've gone to Yakima a few times," Schultz said. They plan to do more sightseeing, too. Schultz encourages all Cen­ tral students to see what the music department is about. "A good cheap date" as he calls it, is to attend one of many free performances at Hertz Hall this year. BURGER BASKET DEAL $1.99 (sale ends Oct. 28) Dairy Queen JT . & brazier. average price per gallon of unleaded gasoline (Sept. 1990) (509) 925-1234 NEW THIS YEAR PULSE WEAR Nylon Spandex etc... A h yellow %ose Hours M-F9:30 to6 Sat. 9:30 to 5:30 Where $10 or Less Buys The Best 422 N. Pine
Page 14 Thursday, October 11,1990 The Observer f Sports Netters second at UPS Invite by Phil Hoffman Staff reporter The Central women's volley­ ball team continued its win­ ning ways after a second-place finish in the University of Puget Sound Invitational last weekend. For the second consecutive year the Lady 'Cats lost to the University of British Colum­ bia Thunderbirds in the cham­ pionship match. UBC defeated Central 15-5,16-14. Central posted wins over Lewis-Clark State College, Seattle Pacific University, Air Force Academy, Simon Fraser and Western Washington Uni­ versity to reach the champion­ ship. With a 21-8 record and a 12th- place national ranking, the Lady 'Cats travel to the West­ ern Oregon Invitational tomor­ row and conclude their road trip Sunday with a match against Portland State. Central's path to the champi­ onship was paved by Brenda Moore, an all-tournament se­ lection and NAIA District 1 YOU 1 YBAI I A'-** 'CAT TRACKS LasTweek: Placed second at the UPS Invitational. De­ feated Alaska-Fairbanks. Record:22-8 Stars: Brenda Moore named first team all-tournament. Moore was also named District 1 Player of the Week. Next: At West. Oregon Tournament, Oct. 12-13. At Portland State, Oct. 14, noon. Christopher Stone/The Observer Central's Lisa Huff goes up for the kill against Alaska-Fairbanks. The Wildcats won in four sets. player-of-the-week. Moore led the Lady 'Cats with 39 kills and 39 digs at the UPS Invitational and had 104 kills, eight aces and 115 digs for the week, which included a road loss to UBC. Michelle Heibert had an ex­ cellent floor game for Central. Heibert had 104 assists and 34 digs at UPS. Central posted a home win on Sunday, defeating the Univer­ sity of Alaska-Fairbanks 15- 11,15-4,13-15 and 15-5. Barb Bardwell led Central with 13 kills and Tina Torgeson had 10. Moore added nine kills and 13 digs to the win. State OKs tuition waivers for women by Chris Ames Sports editor Beginning next fall, female athletes at Washington pub­ lic colleges will be eligible for quarterly tuition waivers. Central will receive about 60, according to Gary Freder­ ick, Central's athletic direc­ tor and women's basketball coach. The waivers came about when Washington State Uni­ versity was ordered to create two more women's programs in order to even the number of scholarships that women and men receive. WSU could not afford to cre­ ate the programs and offered the tuition waiver plan in­ stead. The number of waivers a school receives is based on 1 percent of the number of full- time students. Frederick said that he is pleased with the program, but not how the number of waiv­ ers is calculated. "Well (Central) probably have around 60 waivers while See WAIVERS / page 18 'Cats prowl for fresh roadkill after PLU by Chris Ames Sports editor Using an unexpected aerial display, the Central football team passed its first test as the NAIA Division irs No. 1- ranked team, dropping the fifth-ranked Lutes of Pacific Lutheran 31-20 Saturday at Tomlinson Stadium. The win keeps Central at the top of the NAIA football poll. PLU dropped to 11th. The Wildcats are only the second team to be ranked first for two consecutive weeks this season. Saturday, Central travels to LaGrande, Ore. to take on 'CAT TRACKS Last game: Defeated PLU at home, 31-20. Record: 4-0 (3-0 league) Stars: Terry Karg completed 16 of 30 passes for 240 yards. Linebacker Keith Ross had 13 tackles. John Olson had two quarterback sacks. Next:At East. Oregon 1:30, Sat. Radio: KXLE-AM 1240 t - •-.'.VVv-f + J*""1* if & Arnie Norem,Jr./The Observer Central quarterback Terry Karg scrambles away from a PLU lineman. Karg threw for 240 yards as the Wildcats won 31-20. Eastern Oregon State College. The Mounties are 1-2 in con­ ference play and 1-3 overall. The Wildcats are not expect­ ing an easy game, though. "It's their homecoming game and they will be pumped up to play the No. 1 rated team in the country," said Central head coach Mike Dunbar. Saturday against PLU, Wild­ cat quarterback Terry Karg entered the game with only 15 completions in two games, but connected 16 times Saturday for 240 yards. Central's rushing wasn't lack­ ing either. Kenny Thompson rushed for 98 yards,while his backfield partner Tyson Raley added 95 yards. The Lutes entered the game with the top offense in the Columbia Football Association, and Central had the best de­ fense. Before the game, the big ques­ tion was: could the Wildcat defense stop Pacific Lutheran's offense. The Wildcats answered that question with a resounding 'yes'. Central held the Lutes to 361 total yards. PLU was aver­ aging 454 yards per game. Keith Ross was Central's top tackier again last week with 13. John Olson was named the CFA Defensive Player of the Week after making nine tack­ les, including two quarterback sacks. Last season, Central shutout Eastern, 42-0. Eastern managed just 29 yards rushing and 181 yards in total offense. This year may be a different story, however. Eastern Oregon is a much improved team over last sea­ son when it went 0-9. "They're are a vastly improved football team," Dunbar said. "The main thing is they have more athletic players at just about every position. They're also bigger and on defense they run the ball better." Last week, the Mounties lost M- to Lewis & Clark 49-43. How­ ever, Eastern scored 21 points in the final quarter to nearly upset the defending Mt. Hood league champs. They've got a wide-open of­ fense and they obviously have # the ability to score points," said Dunbar. The Mounties return a num­ ber of quality players at key positions. Leading the way is multi-tal- ented Brian Sap. Sap, who 9 earned second team CFA hon­ ors last year, was Eastern's leadingreceiverandrusherlast season. He is second in the CFA in rushing and eighth in receiv­ ing this season. € Quarterback John Pinto was an honorable mention CFApick last season. This season, he is seventh in the nation in pass­ ing. Jon Dobbel earned first-team CFA honors a year ago at tight end. The defense is led by Todd McGuire, an honorable men­ tion CFA selection last season. He leads the Mounties with two interceptions. - Eastern"s kicker Bill Kirkland booted a CFA record 55-yard field goal earlier this season. Kirkland hasn't missed an extra-point this season and also handles the punting work.
The Observer Thursday October 11,1990 Page 15 Cross country falls back at Fort Casey hosts home meet Saturday by Chris Ames Sports editor Central's cross country teams host the Central Washington Invitational Saturday. The meet marks the only home appearance of the 'Cats this season. Last weekend, the Wildcats ran at the 24th Annual Fort Casey Invitational on Whidbey Island. The men's team placed eighth out of 14 teams. The women finished dead last inlOth place. Junior Tim Conner was the highest placer for the 'Cats. Conner finished the six-mile course in 33 minutes and 11 CROSS COUNTRY seconds, good for 24th place. Other Central men's finish­ ers included junior Brad Hooper (43rd), senior Dallas Trople (57th), junior David Miskimens (58th), junior Ian Brown (62nd), sophomore Dan Baxter (64th), and sophomore David Forsythe (65th). Junior Leanne Trople led the Lady'Cats charge witha 18:41 clocking over a three-mile course. Trople finished 37th. Sophomore Deb Bell placed 51st. Junior Karen Malella was 78th. Sophomore Jen Cena finished 83rd and sopho­ more Laura Dell was 86th. Female sportswriter accepts faxed apology for harassment Rugby club lifts 'Cats inl opens home schedule by Chris Ames Sports editor Katie Isley scored a goal 10 minutes into overtime to lead the Lady Wildcat soccer team to victory over the University of Puget Sound. Saturday Central hosts Se­ attle Pacific University at 1 p.m. Sunday the Lady 'Cats travel to Western Washing­ ton for another 1 p.m. match. Isley goal was her third of the season. The non-league victory improved Central's record to 7-2-1. Amy Hetzler scdi*ed Central's other goal in the first period. It was Hetzler's first goal of the season. Sloan Harris was in net for the Wildcats. She was cred­ ited with 22 saves and the win. . by Chris Ames Sports editor The Central men's rugby foot­ ball club plays it's first home match of the year Saturday against the University of Port­ land. The match begins at 1 p.m. Central is 2-0 after posting wins over Whitman College and the University of Idaho. Central traveled to Moscow, Idaho last weekend to upend Idaho. Central beat Idaho 28- 12. Winger Barak Bright scored two tries to lead Central. Tho­ mas Jackson* Mark Sarbach, Todd Tucker and Jeff Bradeng had one try apiece. The club defeated Whitman 22-10 on Sept. 28 in Walla Walla. Captain Josh Munger and Bright had two tries apiece. Scrummer Justin Smith added one try. BODY im Suntana-Wolff-20 minutes * CLEAN AND COMFORTABLE * Mon-Tues 9:00-7:00 Wed-Fri 8:00-7:00 Sat 9:00-1:00 420N.Pine 925-7726 Next to Artistry of Eileen & Co. - MOST LOCAL COUPONS ACCEPTED- SHEET MUSIC OF YOUR FAVORITE TUNES NEW& USED INSTRUMENTS naiiiMTims INSTRUMENT RENTALS AND REPAIR by Dave Petruska The Tucson Citizen TUSCON, Ariz. — Orange County (Calif.) Register re­ porter Karen Crouse, who said she was verbally harassed in the University of Arizona locker room Saturday, said the inci­ dent has been "blown out of proportion. "I feel badly about all the attention this has gotten. I didn't expect this to get out on the (Associated Press) wire. "I'm not saying it was a pleas­ ant experience, but it clearly wasn't a Lisa Olson type of thing," she said, referring to the sexual harassment the reporter for the Boston Herald allegedly received from several New England Patriots last month. "I didn't want to make a big deal of this," Crouse said. "I simply wanted to bring it to Arizona's attention and get a private apology. In a way, I feel sorry for the Arizona people. It really wasn't that big of a deal." Crouse, 27, received the apol­ ogy by fax from UA sports in­ formation director Butch Henry on Saturday night. Coach Dick Tomey also issued an apology Sunday and said he guaranteed it would not hap­ pen again. "I thought that was fine, that they faxed the apology so fast Saturday," Crouse said. "To me the case is closed." She was in the Arizona locker room, which was open to all media, at the Rose Bowl in Pasadena after the Wildcats' 28-21 victory, interviewing kicker Gary Coston. She had to wait for Coston, who had just showered, to wrap a towel around himself. She was talk­ ing to him because he played his high school football in Orange County and was a member of the Register's All- County team in 1985. While she was waiting, Crouse said a player she could not identify walked by and said several times, "What are we, in New England?" "I felt that was a little juve­ nile," she said. "As I was talk­ ing to Gary, another player, who wasn't dressed, kept trying to get my attention, saying, 'Miss, Miss.' That upset me. I can't tell you now uncomfort­ able I felt. It was disturbing to me. As soon as I got done with Gary, I got out of there." Crouse went back to the press box and told a colleague about what had happened." She said an Associated Press reporter was nearby, heard the story and that's how word got out. "I don't want this kind of notoriety," Crouse said. "If I want to become famous, it's for winning a Pulitzer. I just wanted to call Butch (Henry) privately, let him know what happened and get a private apology. I never intended for all this publicity to happen." "It clearly wasn't a Lisa Olson type thing." — Karen Crouse Tomey said he hadn't talked to his players about having women in the locker room after a game because the team deals daily with head trainer Sue Hillman and numerous female assistant trainers plus strength coach Meg Ritchie in similar conditions. 'We've dealt with it in such a professional manner and such a cooperative manner that it never dawned on me that I needed to talk about (women reporters)," he said. "But, obvi­ ously, I do. I will talk to the squad about it and make sure it won't happen again." Arizona has a different sys­ tem at home for football postgame interviews. Media members request players they wish to speak with after the game and those players remain in an interview room under Arizona Stadium. After the interview, the play­ ers walk back to McKale Cen­ ter to get undressed. No player gets undressed at Arizona Stadium. "I like the system we use at home," Tomey said. That suits me fine." Arizona has had an open locker room policy for women reporters covering football and men's basketball for eight years, Henry said, but Tomey said he wasn't completely at ease with members of the op­ posite sex in a locker room. "It's a matter of civility, a matter of comfort, a matter of not imposing on the athlete," he said. 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Page 16 Thursday October 11,1990 The Observer Ivy League football at its finest — all fun, few fans by Joe Falls The Detroit News CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — Ah, the Ivy League — where the kickoffs only go to the 15-yard line, only half the band shows up and there are no TV cam­ eras or ticket booths in sight. What better way to spend an autumn afternoon. But where do you buy a ticket anyway? I went 0-for-7 in cabs outside of the Marriott Copley Place. Not one driver had heard of Harvard Stadium. It took No. 8 — a man named Mikhail. "It is down the river," he said. 1 think. You must understand Boston is a very complicated city." He got there easily enough, going the wrong way only twice and dropping me off on JFK Street. It was a half-hour to game time but only a few people were milling around. I looked around for ticket booths. I didn't see any, so I bought a program for $3, ask­ ing the lady at the counter: "Can you tell me where I can buy a ticket?" "I have no idea," she said. wFm just the program seller." I walked to the far end of the stadium, where I asked ayoung guard: "Where can I buy a ticket?" He said: "That's a good ques­ tion." "What's the answer?" "I don't know," he said. I walked around to the other side of the stadium. Still no ticket booths. I stopped two fans. They were wearing baseball caps with "H" on the front. We were too far from Hous­ ton, so they had to be from Har­ vard. "Where can I buy a ticket?" "Oh," one of them said, "you have to go over to the hockey building to buy football tick­ ets." "Thank you. Where do you get basketball tickets?" "I beg your pardon?" "Nothing. Have a nice day. I hope your team wins." m P&PC CAMPUS INTERVIEWS: (Sign-up schedules posted two weeks in advance) • Oct. 19: U.S. Defense Con­ tract Audit Agency (account­ ing majors/auditors). • Oct. 23: FBI (all majors). Meeting for all interested at 3 p.m. in SUB 204-5. • Oct. 26: Zycon (industrial supervision, manufacturing technology, techinical training programming majors). • Oct. 29-30: The Boeing Co. (business and technical ma­ jors). Group meeting for all interested 7 p.m. Oct. 29 in SUB 204-5. • Oct. 30: Russ Berrie Co. (all majors interested in sales ca­ reers). • Oct. 30: CIA (all majors). Group meeting for all interested 7 p.m. Oct. 29 in SUB 204-5. PLACEMENT ORIENTATION MEETINGS FOR TEACHER CANDIDATES: 1991 gradu­ ates should start placement files. Placement Orientation Meetings will be presented to discuss CP&PC services. Instructions will be given on completing a placement file. Plan to attend one of three meetings in Black 101: • Oct. 16, 3-4 p.m. • Oct. 17, 4-5 p.m. •Oct. 18, 7-8 p.m. ALASKA TEACHER PLACE­ MENT ON CAMPUS: Two in­ formational meetings are scheduled for 10 a.m. and 1:15 p.m. Oct. 23 in SUB 204-5. There will be a limited number of interviews scheduled for special education majors and teaching couples. The sign­ up schedule will be posted two weeks before. JOB SEARCH WORK­ SHOPS FOR TEACHERS: The following Job Search Workshops will be presented by Robert D. Malde of the CP&PC: • Oct 23, 3-4 p.m. • Oct. 24, 3-4 p.m. • Oct. 25, 3-4 p.m. All meetings are in Black 107. Topics covered include Job finding skills, resumes and interviewing. The Career Planning and Placement Center is lo­ cated in Barge 105. They had one ticket booth at the hockey building. The prices printed on the window were $5 and $10. "What's the difference be­ tween the $5 seats and $10 seats?" I asked the man behind the window. He said: "Five dollars...and you don't have to go to Harvard to figure that out." "Come on, what's the differ­ ence in location?" He said: "About 40 yards." "OK, gimme a $10 ticket." He took my money, then leaned forward and whispered through the round hole in the glass: "You should have bought a $5 ticket because you can sit anywhere you want." Harvard Stadium is 87 years old and it looks like the Roman Coliseum with concrete pillars surrounding the place. It seats about 38,000 — or 42,000 when Yale comes to town. That's also when ticket prices jump to $25 across the board. The day was glorious. It was sunny and cool, with not a cloud in the sky. I sat in the top row on the Cornell side, smack on the 50. It looked like they had about 12,000 people in the place. "Where is everybody?" "We've got such a powerhouse, everyone stays home because they know how the games are going to come out," said a man in a Harvard sweater. Another said: "I think they're getting tanked up for the base­ ball game." Another said: "Hey, Monday is Columbus Day." OK The Harvard band straggled into the stadium, marching in from both ends of the field. The guy on the P.A. system introduced them as: "Harvard University's German Unifica­ tion Band." He said they would meet at the 50-yard line, with the West band joining up with the East band, thus creating peace and harmony for all, and everyone applauded. I wondered: "Where's the rest of the band?" "They're on fall break." "They're in their rooms study­ ing." "Aw, they don't like football." The game was surprisingly well-played — especially for schools that provide no schol­ arships for their players. They can draw plays, screens, end-arounds and the fans seemed to enjoy themselves, even if they had to sit on the concrete steps with no support for their backs. Who won? Does it matter? It was a great day to be alive. ©Copyright 1990, USA TO­ DAY/ Apple College Informa­ tion Network. SELF-MOTIVATED STUDENTS. EARNUPT0$10/HR. Market credit cards on campus. Flexible hours. Only 10 positions avaiiabie. 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The Observer Thursday, October 11,1990 Page 17 n § # STATISTICS Football Volleyball Central Washington 31, Pacific Lutheran 20 Oct. 6,1990 at Ellensburg Pacific Lutheran 0 7 0 13—20 Central Washington 14 14 0 3—31 CWU - Raley 20 run (Sparks kick) 1st CWU - Atterbury 10 pass from Karg (Sparks kick) 1st CWU - Boles 20 pass from Karg (Sparks kick) 2nd CWU - Thompson 50 run (Sparks kick) 2nd PLU - Welk 12 pass from Weekly (Cultum kick) 2nd PLU - Welk 23 pass from Weekly (Cultum kick) 4th CWU - Sparks 19 FG 4th PLU - Weekly 5 run (pass failed) PLU CWU First downs 17 22 Rushes-yards 39-138 49-185 Passing yards 223 240 Comp-Att-Int 13-36-2 16-30-2 Penalties 8-52 10-95 Fumbles-lost 3-2 4-2 Time of possession 0 0 RUSHING—Pacific Lutheran: Weekly 14-52, Havel 8-29, Kim 5-27. Central: Thompson 17-98, Raley 19-95, Karg 13- minus 8. PASSING—Pacific Lutheran: Weekly 13-30-2, Kurle 0-6-0. Central: Karg 16-30-2. RECEIVING — Pacific Lutheran: Welk 8-168, Engman 2-35, Barnett 1-20. Central: Boles 5-82, Atterbury 4-58, Guy 3-52, Collins 3-39, Gallagher 1-9. Att. —4,000 CENTRAL FOOTBALL SEASON STATISTICS OFFENSE DEFENSE Rushing Car Yards Tackles No. Raley 76 426 Ross 47 Thompson 64 369 McKenzie 36 Karg 39 36 Mattson 31 Karg Yonts 31 Passing Com Yards Olson 28 Karg 31 411 Fengler 24 Stradley 4 14 Mitchell 22 Stradley Minnix 19 Receiving No. Yards Gannon 18 Atterbury 8 107 Interceptions No. Boles 8 113 Interceptions No. Collins 7 81 Clark 3 Guy 3 52 Mattson 2 Punting No. Avg. Scoring Points Stradley 31 38 Sparks 26 PAT FG Raley 24 Kick Scoring PAT FG Thompson 24 Sparks 11-11 5-9 NAIA DIV. 2 NATIONAL FOOTBALL RANKINGS Rank Team 1 CENTRAL WASHINGTON 2 Baker, KS 3 1 Peru State, NE 4 Tarleton State, TX 5 Westminster, PA 6 Chadron State,NE 7 Dickinson State ND 8 Wisconsin-LaCrosse 9 Nebraska Wesleyan 10 Bethany, KS 11 Pacific Lutheran 12 Missouri Valley 13 Teikyo Westmar IA 14 St. Mary of the Plains KS 15 Georgetown, KY 16 Carroll, MT 17 Austin College, TX 18 Concordia, Wl 19 Linfield, OR 20 Geneva, PA 21 Wisconsin-Stout 22 Greenville, IL 23 Whitworth 24 Findlay, OH 25 Valley City State, ND — CFA teams in bold — LAST WEEK'S CFA SCORES Pacific Lutheran 20 at Central Washington 31 Western Oregon 13 at Linfield 41 Pacific 12 at Whitworth 24 Eastern Oregon 43 at Lewis & Clark 49 Oregon Institute of Tech. 14 at Willamette 36 Puget Sound 40 at Southern Oregon 16 Simon Fraser 7 at Western Washington 14 CENTRAL VOLLEYBALL SEASON STATISTICS Player Bardwell Burke Carroll Hiebert Huff Jones Moore Nelson Neuneker Norris Pepper Torgeson Wingerter Kills Assists Aces Digs Blks. 206 13 14 253 23 0 4 1 57 0 61 3 1 39 10 44 1002 15 213 36 42 40 9 33 24 110 8 3 61 46 260 9 15 323 21 1 4 4 185 0 108 5 5 105 16 4 2 8 85 3 92 8 2 81 38 223 34 14 273 36 124 9 16 156 89 Soccer CENTRAL MEN'S SOCCER STATISTICS Player Shots Goals Assists Gil 24 8 3 Neufeld 14 3 1 Noviks 11 2 0 Smalaaden 12 1 1 Hudson 3 0 3 GOALKEEPING Saves Goals Marquett 28 4 Woolley 9 2 CENTRAL WOMEN'S SOCCER STATISTICS Player Shots Goals Assists Murphy 34 10 4 Montgomery 19 4 3 Gillespie 24 3 3 Isley 30 5 3 Boyle 14 1 5 GOALKEEPING Saves Goals Harris 41 2 Sapp 56 11 Get a bike. 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Page 18 Thursday, October 10,1990 The Observer From WAIVERS / page 14 Western, who we compete against, will get around 150," Frederick said. "The same thing applies to Washington and Washington State," he said. "The Huskies will have nearly twice as more." Frederick also said the plan benefits schools that already give more scholarships. "Schools that offer scholar­ ships are going to save schol­ arship money with this plan," Frederick said. "The money they spent on scholarships in the past can now be used to create new programs or im­ prove current ones. "Central wont save any money, but the student ath­ letes will." Frederick said that all of the women's sports coaches Wbtild meet to decide how the waiv­ ers would be distributed. According tb^ Frederickj Me high-profile programs will probably receive more of the waivers. Frederick also noted that the waivers are quarterly and can be split up. "Some girls might get one quarter out of the year paid for some might get two," he said. "If we have an exceptional girl who will really help the program, she might get all three quarters paid for." By splitting the waivers this way, he said, more women will benefit from the plan. Conner leads 'darkhorse' Wildcat cross country team Men's soccer on top of division by Chris Ames Sports editor The Central men's soccer team had an undefeated weekend, tying Oregon State 0-0 and defeating Concordia College 2- 1. Today, the Wildcats are at Western Washington for a 4 p.m. match. The Wildcats have two home games this weekend. Saturday, Whitman College is in Ellensburg at 1 p.m. Sunday the University of Idaho takes on the 'Cats. Game time is 2 p.m. Saturday at Corvallis, Cen­ tral and Oregon State entered the game tied for first place in the Northwest Collegiate Soccer's Cascade Division. Both teams stayed there. After two overtime's, neither team could score. The tie left MEN'S SOCCER both teams with 2-0-1 records and still in first place. Danny Marquett posted the shutout in goal for the Wild­ cats. Sunday, the 'Cats traveled to Portland to take on Concordia. Central jumped on top when Clint Manny scored on a free kick. Concordia came back to tie the game just before halftime. Concordia's goal was the first goal against the Wildcats in 343 consecutive minutes. Janko Gil, Central's leading scorer, scored the only goal of the second half to give the 'Cats the win. The victory boosted Central's overall record to 5-3-1. by Greg Miller Staff reporter The Wildcats cross-country team has aspirations to be one of the top District 1 clubs this season. Leading the way to­ wards that goal is last yearns cross-country MVP Tim Con­ ner. Conner heads a young and constantly improving squad that is catching many teams by surprise after finishing in the basement over the last two years in District 1 competition. "We're a darkhorse this year, and we're surprising a lot of people," He said. Conner, a red-shirt junior who also runs track at Central, fin­ ished a team high 21st place at the district meet last season. He also managed a 7th place finish at districts in the 800 meters last spring for track as well. He transferred from Highline Community College where he ran cross country and track finishing 5th and 7th place in the NWACC in the 1500 me­ ters during his two years stay there. Conner grew up in Olympia and attended Olympia High School earning a four-year varsity letter in both cross­ country and track. He was captain and voted most inspi­ rational on his cross-country team that finished 3rd in state his senior year. Conner decided to attend Highline Community College after high school because of its reputation for being good aca­ demically, its Strong running program, and location, which got him away from home. After his two year stay there Conner was accepted to both Central and Washington State. He chose Central because it was smaller both in enrollment and athletics. "I was more comfortable and Tim Conner better suited to attend a smaller school," he said. Conner is an English major and would like to eventually become a sports writer, or get a job in which he would have to travel. He enjoys listening to r i i i i 11 r i i i E all types of music, bicycling, skiing, and photography. Both his parents work for the state of Washington, his father as a computer system analyst, and his mother in the labor and industry department. He also has an older brother who graduated from the University of Washington in 1987 with a degree in political science. Conner feels the Wildcats have a good, rebuilding cross­ country program, and that the team is running better than last years squad. "There's a real positive atti­ tude and we're getting more runners to turn out," he said. Conner said the team is shoot­ ing to be in the top four at districts this year, which he thinks will happen, but says, "Everyone is going to have to improve in the next few weeks to do so." Conner himself is striving to be an all-district performer. Conner's favorite memory of sports at Central was running at districts last season. Conner enjoys attending Cen­ tral because, "...the people are easy to meet and are more laid back." He hopes to continue running competitively after college and do some traveling as well. — i O GIVERS GIFTS 20% Discount Coupon * Billiard Supplies * Dart Supplies 962-4438 I I I I I I 1202 E. 10th Next to First & Last Chance Tavern ' OPEN: 12noon-5PM M-F EXPIRES: Oct. 31st 1990 I if what happened on your inside happened on your outside, would you stiff smoke? NOV. 15. THE GREAT AMERICAN SM0KE0UT. We have what you need to pass the hardest college test of all. 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The Observer Thursday, October 11,1990 Page 19 xMrm " ''il Etcetera Peaks': Wacky Satanic fun Grim turns of * 'Roseanne' balanced by caffeine wit of § Agent Cooper ''*§ by Paul Johnson The Arkansas Gazette There has been a subtle change in Roseanne Barr's hit / television show this season. Have you noticed it? "Roseanne" always has been an unusual comedy show, tend­ ing to emphasize what Barr perceives as a realistic look at blue-collar family life. Some have complained the show's concentration on real­ ism in costuming, set decora­ tion, language and family inter­ action was just a bit too real for their tastes. For others, the fictional Con­ ner family's rough-and-tumble relationship provided the spark of difference that set "Rose­ anne" apart from stupidly unrealistic portrayals of tele­ vision families so perfect they were impossible to stomach. This year, however, the Tues­ day night show has taken on a darker atmosphere that car­ ries realism to new territory. An undercurrent of bitterness seems to have permeated the show, mirroring perhaps the increasingly bitter outlook of ACROSS 1 Quadruped 6 Pintail ducks 11 Heel over 12 Missive 14 Room: abbr. 15 Vestige 17 Pilaster 16 Ref s counter­ part 20 Babylonian hero 22 Unit of Siamese currency 23 Lampreys 25 Finished 27 College degree: abbr. 28 Pamphlet 30 Mexican shawls 32 Fruit cake 34 Ceremony 35 Chinese laborers 38 Uncanny 41 Forenoon 42 Nuisances 44 Poses for . portrait 45 Encountered 47 Declare 49 Unit of Latvian currency 50 Real estate map 52 Trumpeter bird 54 French article 55 Choose 57 Rouse to action 59 Taut 60 Poisonous shrub DOWN 1 Carpenter's tool 2 Either 3 Soak, as flax The Weekly Crossword Puzzle puzzle solution on page 18 4 m mm J vVulMfM 5 Related on mother's side 6 Slim 7 Myself 8 Greek letter 9 Sicilian volcano 10 Sofa 11 Small bottle 13 Evaluates 16 Containers 19 Greek philo­ sopher 21 Eagle's nest 24 Part of head 26 Tropical fruit: pi. 29 Attempts 31 Danger 33 Having made a will 35 Collections of tents 36 Egg dish 37 Antlered animal 39 Styfe of printing 40 Chemical compound 43 Pierces 46 Story 48 Large bird 51 Playing card 53 Doctrine 56 Symbol for cesium 58 Symbol for tantalum COUEGE PRESS SERVICE its sometimes-bizarre star. As Barr's private life bends to such unconventional behavior as her out-of-control perform­ ance as baseball-game chan- teuse, so has the show begun to veer into territory that strains the definition of comedy. The first show's first half hour was a compressed examination of the 10-minute waiting pe­ riod required to obtain the results of a home test kit for pregnancy. As the extended Conner fam­ ily waited for the test stick to turn blue or stay white, the show traced the reactions of family members to the possi­ bility Roseanne might be preg­ nant. In a painful half hour, Dan Conner (John Goodman) blamed his wife for allowing herself to get pregnant. It was a generally unhappy show. For a television comedy, it was difficult to find a single chuckle amid the grim reac­ tions of the Conner clan. A second show also had a trace of desperation beneath a very thin veneer of comedy. In it, Dan loaned $1,500to his best pal (played by Barr's real- life husband Tom Arnold) — $1,500 the family could ill af­ ford to part with. In a bitter exchange, Dan refused Roseanne's demand he get the money back, from his buddy. Real friends don't demand their pals repay their debts, he said. Dan also angrily refused to accept a temporary loan from Roseanne's sister to tode the family over until his buddy repaid the loan. There was a momentary grin when the buddy revealed he had spent the $1,500 not on an engagement ring as he had said, but to have his girlfriend's breasts enlarged. Although supposed Polaroid pictures of the girlfriend's new breasts were played for laughs, the underlying mood of the show was one of financial and interpersonal desperation. Not exactly the stuff from which to mine big yucks. Her ABC show seems to be merely a mirror of the bitter turmoil within herself. If any doubt remained, the season's premiere of "Twin Peaks" surely confirmed last season's realization the show is one of television's funniest offerings. There were more laughs in the opening half hour of "Twin Peaks" premiere than could be found in six episodes "Uncle Buck," "Babes," "Working It Out," and "The Fresh Prince of Bel Air" combined. It has been a long time since there's been a funnier scene than that of Agent Cooper lying stunned on the floor of his hotel room while an ancient bellboy nattered about the glass of warm milk he'd just delivered. Therunningjoke about awood tick being to blame for Agent Cooper's abdominal wound was hilarious. As was the show's sudden musical tendency and snow- white hair of Leland Palmer, daddy of the murdered Laura. Scenes of Leland happily sere­ nading everyone with endless choruses of "Mairsy Doats" gestated great booming belly laughs. And could there be any reac­ tion other than choking guf­ faws to the suddenly sensuous behavior of Donna, who de­ clared to her jailbird lover James she had taken up smok­ ing to relieve her tensions and her tensions were brought about by smoking. This is some of the best com­ edy ever on the air, folks. Ignore all that business about who killed who and enjoy "Twin Peaks" as pure sitcom hilarity. David Lynch is somewhere laughing his nipples off. Why shouldn't you do the same? ©Copyright 1990, USA TO­ DAY I Apple College Informa­ tion Network HOW ABOUT K1\I)IV nil. CLASSIFIEDS! CLASSIFIEDS! CLASSIFIEDS! ADDRESSERS WANTED IMME­ DIATELY! No experience neces­ sary. Excellent pay! Work at home. Call toll-free 1-800-3238 ROOM FOR RENT: 3 bedroom house near campus. Washer, dryer, dishwasher. $260/mo. includes utili­ ties 962-5989 SCUBA LESSONS and Supplies Sign Up Now. 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